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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:07,498 (whirring) 2 00:00:07,631 --> 00:00:09,132 FREYA: The calendar 3 00:00:09,232 --> 00:00:13,303 this month feels a bit imbalanced. 4 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:14,838 Imbalanced? How? 5 00:00:14,938 --> 00:00:17,641 I managed a dozen press events 6 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:19,609 and still made time for this relationship. 7 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:23,079 Shouldn't I get, uh, a little reciprocity? 8 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,190 Could you set the book down when you talk? 9 00:00:25,248 --> 00:00:27,017 It's like there are two of you. 10 00:00:28,819 --> 00:00:34,324 This calendar, it's-it's packed with Axel and Taylor time. 11 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:36,059 16 blocks, 12 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:37,761 including tonight. 13 00:00:37,861 --> 00:00:41,832 For this relationship to work, it needs equal apportionment. 14 00:00:41,932 --> 00:00:45,736 You're always invited, Freya, you just never want to join us. 15 00:00:45,836 --> 00:00:48,939 For a microbial soak? No, thank you. 16 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:51,941 It's a hot tub, babe, not a petri dish. 17 00:00:51,942 --> 00:00:54,011 (scoffs) 18 00:00:54,144 --> 00:00:56,979 Well, I guess I'm doomed, 19 00:00:56,980 --> 00:01:00,316 to be an outsider in my own relationship. 20 00:01:00,317 --> 00:01:02,620 TAYLOR: Hey. 21 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,986 We love you. 22 00:01:03,987 --> 00:01:06,857 And we appreciate everything you do for us. 23 00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:08,592 Really? You do? Like what? 24 00:01:08,692 --> 00:01:11,061 Like the calendar. 25 00:01:11,161 --> 00:01:13,431 Oh, yeah. The calendar is vital. 26 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,898 And you're right. 27 00:01:14,899 --> 00:01:17,166 We'll make more time for the three of us together. 28 00:01:17,167 --> 00:01:19,069 What about tomorrow? 29 00:01:19,202 --> 00:01:20,704 But just us. 30 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:21,704 Deal. 31 00:01:21,705 --> 00:01:23,073 You can pick what we do. 32 00:01:23,173 --> 00:01:24,641 AXEL: Cool. So, what's next 33 00:01:24,642 --> 00:01:25,943 on this agenda? 34 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:28,144 Oh, a gift 35 00:01:28,145 --> 00:01:30,814 from Axel and me... 36 00:01:30,914 --> 00:01:32,015 (Freya gasps) 37 00:01:32,115 --> 00:01:34,852 ...to celebrate you joining our life. 38 00:01:34,952 --> 00:01:37,354 The last six months have been 39 00:01:37,455 --> 00:01:39,155 the best in our marriage. 40 00:01:39,156 --> 00:01:40,523 Thanks. 41 00:01:40,524 --> 00:01:42,926 I don't think I have anything to put in here. 42 00:01:43,026 --> 00:01:44,394 Your gummies, maybe. 43 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:45,945 (laughs) FREYA: Of course, 44 00:01:45,946 --> 00:01:47,296 you know you have to give 45 00:01:47,297 --> 00:01:48,866 something up for this. 46 00:01:48,867 --> 00:01:50,199 No, come on, we can make an exception. 47 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,668 She's already given up plenty. 48 00:01:51,669 --> 00:01:53,503 And gained two partners. 49 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:56,239 Excess is for the masses. You know that. 50 00:01:56,339 --> 00:01:58,708 Plus, this will help you maintain 51 00:01:58,709 --> 00:02:00,578 your 44 items. 52 00:02:04,181 --> 00:02:07,017 ? ? 53 00:02:07,117 --> 00:02:08,318 AXEL: Sweet. 54 00:02:08,418 --> 00:02:10,108 Meeting over? I want to go finish 55 00:02:10,187 --> 00:02:11,455 my squats reps. 56 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,123 It's leg day. Mwah. 57 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:26,103 Maybe we should call it a night. 58 00:02:26,236 --> 00:02:28,138 Pass me a towel. 59 00:02:29,973 --> 00:02:31,141 (Freya gasps) 60 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:32,811 You've been naughty. (laughs) 61 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:34,578 What is this? 62 00:02:34,678 --> 00:02:38,448 This is your real anniversary present. 63 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,117 It's beautiful. 64 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,218 But I don't have anything to give up for it. 65 00:02:42,219 --> 00:02:46,156 Well, it'll just be our little secret. 66 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:51,228 Sometimes, baby, more is more. 67 00:02:53,731 --> 00:02:54,998 Mm. 68 00:03:02,105 --> 00:03:04,307 (device whirring) 69 00:03:09,913 --> 00:03:12,516 ? ? 70 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:39,109 ? ? 71 00:03:51,054 --> 00:03:54,692 FREYA: It's so nice to have our night out. 72 00:03:55,893 --> 00:03:59,495 Axel would hate this hotel. 73 00:03:59,496 --> 00:04:02,432 But it's perfect for us. 74 00:04:02,532 --> 00:04:04,000 (laughs) 75 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:05,535 Totally. 76 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:08,470 Why don't we go to a karaoke bar or something? 77 00:04:08,471 --> 00:04:10,807 Wouldn't that be fun? 78 00:04:10,808 --> 00:04:12,375 Mm... 79 00:04:12,475 --> 00:04:14,377 I have a better idea. 80 00:04:14,477 --> 00:04:17,080 What about... 81 00:04:17,214 --> 00:04:19,516 some relationship-building exercises... 82 00:04:19,617 --> 00:04:20,884 Mmm. 83 00:04:20,984 --> 00:04:23,453 ...where we just stare into each other's eyes 84 00:04:23,553 --> 00:04:24,655 for eight minutes? 85 00:04:24,755 --> 00:04:27,324 (laughs softly) 86 00:04:27,424 --> 00:04:31,128 How about this for a relationship-building exercise? 87 00:04:34,197 --> 00:04:36,934 ? 88 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:39,069 (laughs softly) 89 00:04:48,365 --> 00:04:52,949 FREYA: You have to come in. The water is perfect. 90 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,918 One second. 91 00:04:57,387 --> 00:04:59,289 (quietly): Come on. 92 00:05:18,876 --> 00:05:21,244 (muffled groaning) 93 00:05:23,914 --> 00:05:25,215 (beeping) 94 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,618 (exhales) 95 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:45,635 (muffled grunting) 96 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:50,273 (muffled screaming) 97 00:05:56,146 --> 00:05:57,580 (sighs) 98 00:05:59,316 --> 00:06:01,351 Axel? 99 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:03,353 Where is he? 100 00:06:03,486 --> 00:06:05,055 (sighs) Of course, 101 00:06:05,155 --> 00:06:08,090 he wouldn't clean up after himself. 102 00:06:08,091 --> 00:06:09,526 Something's wrong. 103 00:06:09,626 --> 00:06:11,695 He wouldn't leave his phone. 104 00:06:13,296 --> 00:06:15,498 (cover whirring) 105 00:06:17,434 --> 00:06:19,936 (steam hissing) 106 00:06:19,937 --> 00:06:22,773 (screams) 107 00:06:27,477 --> 00:06:29,645 (indistinct chatter) 108 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:31,348 Hello. 109 00:06:33,016 --> 00:06:34,184 Oh, excuse me. Yeah. 110 00:06:34,284 --> 00:06:36,274 Is Detective Kaya Blanke on this case? 111 00:06:36,275 --> 00:06:37,820 EDWARDS: Hate to disappoint, 112 00:06:37,821 --> 00:06:38,871 but no. Oh. 113 00:06:38,922 --> 00:06:40,456 Of course. (chuckles) 114 00:06:40,457 --> 00:06:42,524 I don't know why I thought that we'd be on the same cases 115 00:06:42,525 --> 00:06:43,860 now that she's made detective. 116 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,096 Um, authentic New York 117 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:47,276 Black & White Cookie? 118 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:49,299 Uh, not much of a sweet tooth. 119 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:50,449 More for me. 120 00:06:50,467 --> 00:06:52,301 So, what happened here? 121 00:06:52,302 --> 00:06:54,837 Hot tub drowning. Axel Frostad, 52. 122 00:06:54,838 --> 00:06:56,973 Personal trainer. ELSBETH: Mm, 123 00:06:56,974 --> 00:06:58,541 how horrifying. Heart attack? 124 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:01,377 Worse. It appears a clogged drain caused another drain 125 00:07:01,378 --> 00:07:02,679 to overcompensate. 126 00:07:02,780 --> 00:07:04,414 The force sucked in his ponytail 127 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:06,648 and held him under long enough for him to drown. 128 00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:08,684 Yikes. Any witnesses? 129 00:07:08,685 --> 00:07:09,753 No. 130 00:07:09,853 --> 00:07:11,554 The family was at a hotel. 131 00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:12,854 What a terrible way to go. 132 00:07:12,856 --> 00:07:14,557 Terrible, but not unusual. 133 00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:16,492 Suction entrapment accounts for dozens 134 00:07:16,493 --> 00:07:17,994 of injuries and deaths every year. 135 00:07:17,995 --> 00:07:20,585 Not much else for us to do here. I'm gonna wrap this up. 136 00:07:20,663 --> 00:07:24,401 Maybe skip your Elsbeth-y thing this time. 137 00:07:24,501 --> 00:07:26,169 Hi. FREYA: Oh, uh... 138 00:07:26,269 --> 00:07:30,073 Uh, all of your colleagues are wearing their shoe coverings. 139 00:07:30,207 --> 00:07:32,810 Kindly follow their lead. 140 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,845 I am so sorry for your loss. 141 00:07:34,945 --> 00:07:36,947 I can't believe he's gone. 142 00:07:36,948 --> 00:07:38,247 FREYA: It's been quite a shock. 143 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:39,616 Who are you? Um, 144 00:07:39,716 --> 00:07:40,984 I'm Elsbeth Tascioni. 145 00:07:41,084 --> 00:07:42,419 I'm with the police. 146 00:07:42,552 --> 00:07:45,221 Police carrying baked goods? 147 00:07:45,222 --> 00:07:46,255 Unorthodox. 148 00:07:46,256 --> 00:07:47,689 They're not standard issue, 149 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:49,892 but they make great conversation starters. 150 00:07:49,893 --> 00:07:51,094 Would you care for one? 151 00:07:51,228 --> 00:07:53,263 Thanks, no. Are those your crumbs 152 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,530 on my floor? Freya, please. 153 00:07:54,531 --> 00:07:56,699 "Freya"? (tongue clicks) 154 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,268 Wow, that's 155 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,401 a beautiful name. 156 00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:01,238 FREYA: Freya Frostad. 157 00:08:01,338 --> 00:08:02,472 Axel was my husband. 158 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:05,074 I'm Taylor. The three of us were together. 159 00:08:05,075 --> 00:08:07,777 Oh, so you're a throuple? 160 00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:09,121 I'm sorry, I don't mean 161 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,479 to act surprised, I've just only ever 162 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,882 seen that on TV. 163 00:08:11,883 --> 00:08:13,782 It's so not a big deal. EDWARDS: This was recovered 164 00:08:13,783 --> 00:08:16,152 from one of the drains. Do either of you recognize it? 165 00:08:16,153 --> 00:08:17,620 BOTH: No. 166 00:08:18,421 --> 00:08:19,861 Are you sure? This looks, um, 167 00:08:19,862 --> 00:08:20,857 pretty unique. 168 00:08:20,858 --> 00:08:22,860 One, two, three, four 169 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,927 tote bags? 170 00:08:24,928 --> 00:08:27,364 Why are you carrying around so much? 171 00:08:27,464 --> 00:08:29,332 Are you worried you're not enough? 172 00:08:29,432 --> 00:08:32,302 (laughs softly) People usually say I'm too much. 173 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,802 FREYA: I'll get you a copy of my book. 174 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:36,473 It can help with all the excess. 175 00:08:36,573 --> 00:08:39,076 Oh, I recognize you now. 176 00:08:39,176 --> 00:08:42,179 You were on my favorite morning show this week. 177 00:08:42,312 --> 00:08:44,580 You help people, um... 178 00:08:44,581 --> 00:08:46,583 declutter. 179 00:08:46,683 --> 00:08:47,851 Mutt- may- 180 00:08:47,951 --> 00:08:50,353 "Much More for More," or something? 181 00:08:50,487 --> 00:08:52,856 "Less is More," and it is. 182 00:08:52,956 --> 00:08:56,726 Oh. Thank you. I, uh, I enjoy my excess. 183 00:08:56,826 --> 00:08:59,529 People acquire unnecessary stuff 184 00:08:59,629 --> 00:09:02,966 because it makes them feel in control, 185 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,702 but they're not. 186 00:09:07,437 --> 00:09:10,340 We're certain that's none of ours. 187 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,942 Now, if you'll excuse us, we'd like to grieve in private. 188 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:18,248 And one word of advice: just let go. 189 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:19,716 Start with one... 190 00:09:19,849 --> 00:09:21,483 tote bag, just one. 191 00:09:21,484 --> 00:09:24,320 Are you happy now that you've made the family upset? 192 00:09:24,321 --> 00:09:27,024 There's something odd about that woman. 193 00:09:27,157 --> 00:09:30,227 Yeah, she's odd. 194 00:09:32,162 --> 00:09:34,364 ? 195 00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:47,844 (exhales sharply) 196 00:09:47,945 --> 00:09:49,979 Oh, hey, hey. 197 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,313 Perfect timing. (chuckles) 198 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:52,881 I've only got a minute or two. Okay, 199 00:09:52,882 --> 00:09:54,284 I am decluttering. 200 00:09:54,384 --> 00:09:57,754 Which one of these bags speaks to you the least? 201 00:09:58,922 --> 00:10:01,591 "Less is More With 44: 202 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:05,428 "The Freya Frostad Method of Letting Go 203 00:10:05,429 --> 00:10:06,828 for a Life of Quality, Not Quantity." 204 00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:09,266 That is a long title for a minimalist. 205 00:10:09,399 --> 00:10:11,034 (laughs): Yeah. Ooh. 206 00:10:11,134 --> 00:10:13,236 Is that your new case? Let's brainstorm. 207 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:16,273 Actually, I... Oh, I almost forgot. 208 00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:17,774 Brain food. 209 00:10:17,775 --> 00:10:19,675 I got these from the cutest little bakery on 73rd. 210 00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:21,611 I can't get enough of them. 211 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:26,916 Thanks, but I've been cutting down on sugar lately. 212 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:29,252 Oh, um, I didn't realize. 213 00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:30,887 No, it's no sweat. 214 00:10:30,988 --> 00:10:33,038 I should get back to it. We'll talk later? 215 00:10:33,056 --> 00:10:35,192 Definitely. I'm just so sad 216 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:38,194 that we're not working on the same cases anymore. 217 00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:40,029 Oh. Yeah. 218 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:43,565 But I kind of like the challenge. 219 00:10:43,566 --> 00:10:44,566 Right. 220 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:45,868 Yeah. (chuckles) 221 00:10:45,969 --> 00:10:47,737 (footsteps approaching) 222 00:10:47,837 --> 00:10:50,072 Progress, I see. 223 00:10:50,073 --> 00:10:51,874 I pulled Axel Frostad's 224 00:10:51,975 --> 00:10:53,075 medical records. 225 00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:54,344 Due diligence. 226 00:10:54,444 --> 00:10:56,279 Wow, that's a lot of records 227 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:57,780 for a personal trainer. 228 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,750 In the last six months, Axel Frostad 229 00:10:59,849 --> 00:11:02,719 has been to the urgent care over half a dozen times. 230 00:11:02,819 --> 00:11:06,289 Repeated G.I. distress, hair-dryer electrocution. 231 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:08,491 Multiple slip-and-falls. One of them 232 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,426 was on a frozen yoga mat. 233 00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:11,460 Is that a thing? 234 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:13,130 I'm sure it isn't. 235 00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:14,731 Either Axel Frostad 236 00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:16,799 is the unluckiest man in New York or... 237 00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:19,669 Somebody's been trying to kill him. 238 00:11:21,271 --> 00:11:23,406 Oh, thank you for walking Gonzo. 239 00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:25,074 This case I'm on has me all... 240 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,309 (babbles) 241 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:28,178 Yeah, it looks like it. 242 00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:29,578 And I'm happy to help. 243 00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:31,447 Roy's job gave him equipment 244 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,717 to record his White Whale podcast at home. 245 00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:35,867 Ooh, that's great 246 00:11:35,985 --> 00:11:37,520 for Roy. Yeah, sure, 247 00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:41,090 except he lives in a studio, and I ruined a take by sneezing. 248 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,259 Are you okay? Do you have a temperature? 249 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,527 No. Mom. 250 00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:46,437 No, I'm fine, I'm just more annoyed 251 00:11:46,529 --> 00:11:47,664 than anything. 252 00:11:47,764 --> 00:11:49,514 Roy said that I'm fine and can stay 253 00:11:49,599 --> 00:11:52,001 as long as I make no human sounds. 254 00:11:52,135 --> 00:11:53,970 Oh, no. Are you and Roy... 255 00:11:54,071 --> 00:11:56,839 So, um, what's this new case you're on? 256 00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:01,211 Get this: 257 00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:04,581 it's a throuple maybe murder. 258 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:07,550 Mm. Well, that expands the usual suspect pool. 259 00:12:07,684 --> 00:12:10,486 And it's got me thinking. 260 00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:14,323 First of all, why would you kill someone 261 00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:16,314 instead of just breaking up with them? 262 00:12:16,326 --> 00:12:19,729 Hmm, maybe because breakup conversations are the worst? 263 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,464 And second, 264 00:12:21,564 --> 00:12:25,402 can you get everything you need in a relationship 265 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:26,969 from just one person? 266 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:29,037 You must have thought Dad was enough to marry him. 267 00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:32,275 Oh, of course, but we married young. 268 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,712 And then we grew and we changed, a lot. 269 00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:36,879 A lot, a lot. 270 00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:39,749 Our politics, our hobbies, our... 271 00:12:39,882 --> 00:12:44,020 hats, but then we got you, and it was all well worth it. 272 00:12:44,121 --> 00:12:46,291 It was worth your dumpster-fire divorce? 273 00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:48,925 Yes. Every second. 274 00:12:48,926 --> 00:12:51,059 I don't know, maybe you can't expect everything 275 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:52,229 from just one person. 276 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,895 I mean, like you said, people change. 277 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,364 And I-I haven't really experimented 278 00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:56,933 with dating more than... 279 00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,502 (stammers) 280 00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:01,504 So, I heard 281 00:13:01,604 --> 00:13:04,607 that you had a thing with some hot Scottish dude. 282 00:13:04,741 --> 00:13:06,409 Kaya told you? (chuckles) 283 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:09,812 I was gonna tell you eventually, I promise. 284 00:13:09,813 --> 00:13:10,879 I'm happy for you. 285 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,582 (laughs): Well, thank you. 286 00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:13,950 Me, too. 287 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:15,585 It's nice to have a "thing." 288 00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:18,455 Especially one that doesn't have a lot of baggage. 289 00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:20,290 (chuckles) 290 00:13:21,224 --> 00:13:23,626 Love you. Mwah. 291 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,810 Bye, Gonzo. 292 00:13:24,894 --> 00:13:26,329 You're a good girl. Gonzo. 293 00:13:26,429 --> 00:13:28,465 (whimpers softly) 294 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:32,033 So, Captain, uh, froth was present 295 00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:33,703 in the upper and lower airways. 296 00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,673 Also, findings of pleural effusion 297 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,274 and lung overinflation. 298 00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:39,776 So, Axel Frostad drowned? Uh, yes. 299 00:13:39,909 --> 00:13:41,978 Uh, he also had fresh, broken skin 300 00:13:41,979 --> 00:13:43,545 on the knuckles of both hands. 301 00:13:43,546 --> 00:13:45,847 EDWARDS: Our victim got into a fight with someone, then. 302 00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:47,950 Got his hair stuck in a drain and drowned. 303 00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:49,286 One hell of a fight. 304 00:13:49,386 --> 00:13:51,621 There was no blood at the crime scene. 305 00:13:51,754 --> 00:13:53,790 It was weirdly immaculate. 306 00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:56,058 And as far as we know, he was alone. 307 00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:57,926 So who did he fight with? 308 00:13:57,927 --> 00:13:59,128 Or what? 309 00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:01,798 Perfect. I'll send out an APB for a "what." 310 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,499 Better yet, go back to the scene. 311 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,766 Maybe we missed something. 312 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,003 Oh, good idea. But I don't think Freya 313 00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,405 will be very happy with me. 314 00:14:08,406 --> 00:14:10,439 Why? Are you gonna accuse her of murder? 315 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,809 No, not yet. Because I haven't let go 316 00:14:12,909 --> 00:14:15,345 of even one item from my totes yet. 317 00:14:15,445 --> 00:14:16,979 (knocking on door) 318 00:14:17,079 --> 00:14:20,850 Captain, we have something we need your eyes on ASAP. 319 00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,185 Sorry to interrupt. 320 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,786 Oh, never apologize. 321 00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:25,355 ASAP? 322 00:14:25,356 --> 00:14:27,589 That sounds important. Is there anything I can... 323 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,790 WAGNER: Detective Blanke 324 00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,051 can handle this on her own. 325 00:14:30,052 --> 00:14:31,460 Ms. Tascioni, close the door on the way out. 326 00:14:31,461 --> 00:14:33,496 That she can. And of course. 327 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:35,031 (laughs softly) 328 00:14:40,503 --> 00:14:44,140 Time is of the essence, my friend. 329 00:14:44,974 --> 00:14:46,276 Okay. 330 00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:47,777 We could start 331 00:14:47,877 --> 00:14:50,179 with frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity. 332 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,849 And she says she hates merry-go-rounds, 333 00:14:52,982 --> 00:14:55,332 but people just say that until they're on them. 334 00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:56,525 Is this about the case? 335 00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,988 The case? Case of the birthdays. 336 00:14:59,756 --> 00:15:02,725 It's Kaya's birthday. What? When? 337 00:15:02,859 --> 00:15:04,159 The seventh. 338 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,210 The seventh? 339 00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:07,129 I had no idea. 340 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,865 Oh, my God. 341 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:10,700 And I have such a backlog of cases. 342 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,571 This-this-this cannot be my first boyfriend fail. 343 00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:17,206 It won't be, boyfriend. (chuckles) 344 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,674 Sorry, that sounded weird. 345 00:15:18,675 --> 00:15:21,578 I'm just so excited we can finally say it. 346 00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,780 Um, my note cards and I 347 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,014 have this handled. 348 00:15:25,015 --> 00:15:26,682 You and your dead bodies can rest easy. 349 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:28,751 Sorry, that sounded weird, too. 350 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,920 Yeah- thank you, Elsbeth. Um... 351 00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:33,255 You know, Kaya's lucky to have a friend like you. 352 00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:35,958 (chuckles) Oh, stop it. I'm the lucky one. 353 00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:38,561 I guess I am, too. 354 00:15:38,695 --> 00:15:39,929 (laughs softly) 355 00:15:41,364 --> 00:15:43,266 Ooh, boy, it's dark in there. 356 00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:46,403 That's a top-of-the-line Tub Top with a watertight seal. 357 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,003 You could develop film in there. 358 00:15:48,004 --> 00:15:49,871 Don't say that. She'll try it. 359 00:15:49,872 --> 00:15:51,741 What are you looking for, anyway? 360 00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:54,444 Mr. Frostad had bloody knuckles. 361 00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:56,778 There was no indication of a struggle outside the hot tub, 362 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,847 so we're trying to see if something happened inside. 363 00:15:58,848 --> 00:16:00,950 Maybe he was trying to fight his way out. 364 00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:02,485 You can't punch your way out. 365 00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:05,322 Our tops could survive a nuclear blast. 366 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,924 Oh. That's a selling point. Huh. 367 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,794 Anything? Let's see. 368 00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:14,297 (footsteps approaching) 369 00:16:14,298 --> 00:16:16,264 (softly): Any update? 370 00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:17,733 (whispering): No. 371 00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:21,070 Just rubbing their dirty feet all over our hot tub. 372 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:24,507 You'll be the first to know the minute I find out anything. 373 00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:26,876 About that, um... 374 00:16:26,976 --> 00:16:29,045 When you tell me, I may be somewhere else. 375 00:16:29,145 --> 00:16:31,648 Freya, I can't be here anymore. 376 00:16:31,781 --> 00:16:33,850 If it's too much to be where Axel passed, 377 00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:36,217 then let's-let's check into a hotel. 378 00:16:36,218 --> 00:16:37,754 No, I saw 379 00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:40,422 the new calendar with all of the shared time for just us, 380 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:43,059 and my palms started to sweat. 381 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,893 That's not a dynamic I'm interested in. 382 00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:47,797 It's a lot to get used to. And we've just... 383 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,798 we've just suffered a devastating loss. 384 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,434 And that loss makes us 385 00:16:51,534 --> 00:16:54,337 a couple, not a throuple. 386 00:16:54,437 --> 00:16:56,172 I don't do couples. 387 00:16:57,306 --> 00:16:59,909 I'm sorry. We both deserve what we need and want 388 00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:02,778 from a relationship, and "us" just isn't for me. 389 00:17:02,779 --> 00:17:05,781 Like you say, I think it's time to let go. 390 00:17:05,782 --> 00:17:07,583 No. 391 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:08,784 What? 392 00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:10,219 No, no. 393 00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:13,556 I-I just, I-I agree with you. 394 00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:15,324 It's too... 395 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:19,362 it's too much pressure with just the two of us. 396 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,330 Let's bring in a third. 397 00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:22,665 (grunts softly) 398 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:25,234 The sooner, the better. 399 00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:27,603 I'm putting it at the top of our to-do list. 400 00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,872 Really? 401 00:17:29,972 --> 00:17:33,042 We've had to let go of so much. 402 00:17:33,175 --> 00:17:36,178 I can't lose you, too. 403 00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:38,146 (exhales) 404 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:41,884 I won't, I won't lose you, too. 405 00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:45,888 (sighs) 406 00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:49,825 ELSBETH: (gasps) So I was right. Axel was alive. 407 00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:51,227 MISTY: I was right, too. 408 00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:53,361 Told you you can't punch through our quality tops. 409 00:17:53,362 --> 00:17:54,797 So we found your "what." 410 00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:56,364 But what does that give us besides 411 00:17:56,365 --> 00:17:58,133 for an even less pleasant drowning than we thought? 412 00:17:58,134 --> 00:18:01,538 Well, Axel wouldn't close the cover on himself. 413 00:18:01,638 --> 00:18:03,138 Generally, he couldn't have, 414 00:18:03,139 --> 00:18:04,540 but technically... What do you mean by "generally"? 415 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,208 The Frostads have 416 00:18:06,308 --> 00:18:08,978 an upgraded motion control feature. 417 00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:11,547 If no movement is detected in the hot tub for 30 minutes, 418 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,550 the cover closes automatically. 419 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:14,983 So, if Axel was moving, 420 00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:17,318 the motion detection shouldn't have kicked in. 421 00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:18,353 Correct. 422 00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:19,855 And what did you mean by 423 00:18:19,856 --> 00:18:20,906 "technically"? 424 00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:22,517 Technically, you can override 425 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,860 the motion detection and close the cover via the app 426 00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:26,996 like I did when you got in. 427 00:18:27,096 --> 00:18:29,699 But Axel's phone wasn't near him. 428 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,232 And what if the Wi-Fi goes out? 429 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,034 Then you can just press the physical switch, 430 00:18:33,035 --> 00:18:34,771 which should be... 431 00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:37,239 (humming softly) 432 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:41,077 Oh, found it. 433 00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:44,956 MISTY: I can't count how many 434 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,515 electric code violations that is. 435 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,017 The proximity to water alone. 436 00:18:48,117 --> 00:18:49,686 This was clearly 437 00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:51,320 a user error. 438 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,590 But which user? 439 00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:56,726 Because Axel... 440 00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:58,393 couldn't have reached the switch. 441 00:18:58,394 --> 00:18:59,928 Regardless, the switch placement 442 00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,430 voids our warranty 443 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,733 and Tub Tops's liability in the matter. 444 00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:05,366 FREYA: Where else could it go? 445 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:07,417 You had the switch installed down here? 446 00:19:07,436 --> 00:19:08,605 Of course I did. 447 00:19:08,705 --> 00:19:11,373 Anywhere else would be an eyesore. 448 00:19:11,474 --> 00:19:12,875 Pure anarchy. 449 00:19:12,975 --> 00:19:14,905 People need to use things as intended. 450 00:19:14,911 --> 00:19:16,012 FREYA: I need 451 00:19:16,112 --> 00:19:18,214 to grieve my husband in peace. 452 00:19:18,314 --> 00:19:19,816 We understand. 453 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:22,718 Taylor was particularly upset. 454 00:19:22,719 --> 00:19:24,920 We're equally upset. 455 00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:27,456 Right, but you can appreciate that my job 456 00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:31,561 is to make sure the police do a quality investigation. 457 00:19:31,661 --> 00:19:34,631 And mine is to make sure Tub Tops's good name 458 00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:36,432 doesn't get smeared in the press. 459 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:40,101 Why didn't you unclog the drain after we sent text alerts? 460 00:19:40,102 --> 00:19:42,805 (sighs) I delete all my texts. 461 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,406 After reading, they so quickly become digital clutter. 462 00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:46,509 Unbelievable. 463 00:19:46,609 --> 00:19:48,177 Smart. Convenient. 464 00:19:48,277 --> 00:19:50,012 So, if there's nothing else... 465 00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:52,481 There is, unfortunately. 466 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,652 Axel was alive and fighting to get out of the hot tub 467 00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,353 after the cover closed. 468 00:19:57,486 --> 00:19:59,889 You're saying Axel could have survived? 469 00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:01,090 I don't understand. 470 00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,025 None of us do, frankly. 471 00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:04,459 EDWARDS: The motion detection 472 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,894 should have prevented the cover from closing, 473 00:20:05,895 --> 00:20:07,530 so it must have malfunctioned. 474 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,998 Again, please refrain 475 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,332 from accusing our product of malfunctioning. 476 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,836 It's in perfect working order. 477 00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,103 Someone must have hit the switch. 478 00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:16,304 Who? No one else was here 479 00:20:16,338 --> 00:20:17,540 at the time of death. 480 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,374 You're the police. You figure out who. 481 00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,377 (device whirring) 482 00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:30,186 ELSBETH: Well, 483 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:31,588 that's who. 484 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,056 Yeah. I must have... 485 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,192 I must have activated 486 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,795 the Sopa that night out of... 487 00:20:38,895 --> 00:20:40,262 habit. 488 00:20:40,362 --> 00:20:43,966 Axel was always out of the hot tub by 9:00. 489 00:20:44,066 --> 00:20:45,802 (crying) 490 00:20:45,902 --> 00:20:47,904 Oh, my God. 491 00:20:48,004 --> 00:20:49,739 (wailing) 492 00:20:49,872 --> 00:20:50,922 How could I make 493 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,909 such a tragic mistake? 494 00:20:53,776 --> 00:20:56,979 Yes. How could you have? 495 00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:05,153 ART: Sopa Sweep Cleaner Enterprises will not take 496 00:21:05,154 --> 00:21:07,555 the public heat because our Sopa cleaned too well. 497 00:21:07,556 --> 00:21:09,791 And Tub Tops will not be blamed for manufacturing 498 00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,993 too good a cover. The cover wasn't faulty. 499 00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:13,864 And the Sopa Sweep Cleaner is clean, 500 00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:15,363 both technically and physically. 501 00:21:15,364 --> 00:21:16,665 It was empty before we arrived. 502 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:20,336 One man's emptying is another man's tampering. 503 00:21:20,337 --> 00:21:21,402 So it was... 504 00:21:21,403 --> 00:21:22,553 User error. User error. 505 00:21:22,571 --> 00:21:24,440 Error the user Freya 506 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:26,475 was more than willing to point out. 507 00:21:26,575 --> 00:21:28,177 Accidents happen. 508 00:21:28,277 --> 00:21:31,113 Murder is better for a brand than an accident. 509 00:21:31,213 --> 00:21:32,682 Sorry to disappoint. 510 00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:35,183 (exclaiming) 511 00:21:35,184 --> 00:21:39,521 How long would it take for this much hair to accumulate? 512 00:21:39,522 --> 00:21:41,022 Five months. Several months. 513 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:43,359 And it was only in one drain. 514 00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:44,893 (tongue clicks) 515 00:21:44,894 --> 00:21:47,429 Maybe we should run some tests on it, 516 00:21:47,529 --> 00:21:49,531 you know, since that is an option. 517 00:21:49,632 --> 00:21:50,967 Is it, now? 518 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:54,202 A clog this big with someone as tidy as Freya? 519 00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:55,271 User error 520 00:21:55,404 --> 00:21:57,239 or user... something else. 521 00:21:57,339 --> 00:21:59,407 Like something intentional. Mmm. 522 00:21:59,408 --> 00:22:00,476 Test the hair. 523 00:22:00,609 --> 00:22:02,311 Gross, but plausible. 524 00:22:02,444 --> 00:22:04,446 Tub Tops will cover the cost of testing. 525 00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,815 Cover the cost? 526 00:22:05,816 --> 00:22:06,882 Well, that's a great deal- (device whirs) 527 00:22:06,883 --> 00:22:07,950 Uh... 528 00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:10,953 Fine. We'll test the hair. 529 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,823 Before it gets swept away. Satisfied? 530 00:22:13,956 --> 00:22:15,006 ALL: Yes. 531 00:22:15,091 --> 00:22:16,141 I'll show you out. 532 00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:17,860 (elevator bell dings) 533 00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:21,262 Sorry. But not sorry. 534 00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:22,731 You could've stopped at the first sorry. 535 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,801 I know accidents are never accidents 536 00:22:24,901 --> 00:22:27,169 in Elsbeth's brightly dystopian world. 537 00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:28,805 But there is something fishy 538 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,772 about all of Axel's hospital visits. 539 00:22:30,773 --> 00:22:34,010 And I found Freya and Taylor's updated profile 540 00:22:34,110 --> 00:22:36,578 on the dating site Polymates. 541 00:22:36,679 --> 00:22:38,446 They're looking for a new third. 542 00:22:38,447 --> 00:22:41,183 Well, Freya is the guru of letting go. 543 00:22:41,283 --> 00:22:43,953 Exactly. She "let go" of Axel. 544 00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:46,788 Tub Tops and Sopa Sweeps and throuples? 545 00:22:46,789 --> 00:22:48,123 (stammers) No judgment, 546 00:22:48,124 --> 00:22:50,291 but I can't get my head around any of it. 547 00:22:50,292 --> 00:22:52,761 Well, "sopa" means "sweep" in Swedish, 548 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:55,197 so, technically, it's "Sweep Sweep." 549 00:22:55,198 --> 00:22:56,998 What's confusing about throuples? 550 00:22:56,999 --> 00:22:58,633 Throuple the trouble, if you ask me. 551 00:22:58,634 --> 00:22:59,634 Or pleasure. 552 00:22:59,635 --> 00:23:01,136 ELSBETH: But for our purposes, 553 00:23:01,137 --> 00:23:03,939 differences in dyads can cause conflict. 554 00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:05,306 "Dyad"? 555 00:23:05,307 --> 00:23:06,875 It's the relationship between two people. 556 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:09,678 A triad can be made up of... (clicks tongue) 557 00:23:09,812 --> 00:23:12,314 ...three dyads. 558 00:23:12,414 --> 00:23:14,116 Freya showed us her calendar. 559 00:23:14,216 --> 00:23:19,021 Axel and Taylor spent a lot of nights alone in the hot tub. 560 00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:20,688 NRE can cause a lot of jealousy. 561 00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:23,125 New relationship energy. 562 00:23:23,225 --> 00:23:25,155 W-What language are you all talking? 563 00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:26,895 Polyamory jargon. I've been reading. 564 00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:28,064 And I've been living. 565 00:23:28,164 --> 00:23:29,899 Well, I don't need to do either. 566 00:23:30,566 --> 00:23:32,902 I get all I need from my one love, Claudia. 567 00:23:32,903 --> 00:23:34,335 Maybe people would actually be happy 568 00:23:34,336 --> 00:23:37,372 if they focused on one person and less jargon. 569 00:23:37,373 --> 00:23:39,575 But no judgment, though, right, Captain? 570 00:23:41,744 --> 00:23:44,781 Was it something I said? Yes. 571 00:23:44,782 --> 00:23:47,949 FREYA: Thank you for bringing back the Sopa. 572 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,351 Oh, of course. 573 00:23:49,451 --> 00:23:53,054 We got all 11 of your messages asking for it back. 574 00:23:53,055 --> 00:23:56,658 Well, it is my favorite of my 44 things. 575 00:23:56,759 --> 00:23:58,460 That's... telling. 576 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,464 So, where did I... 577 00:24:02,465 --> 00:24:04,232 It's in here, somewhere. (laughs) 578 00:24:04,233 --> 00:24:05,233 I can't take it. 579 00:24:05,234 --> 00:24:08,703 We are decluttering your totes. 580 00:24:08,704 --> 00:24:09,972 Right now. 581 00:24:10,106 --> 00:24:11,206 I tried your method, 582 00:24:11,207 --> 00:24:12,808 but then I didn't have any boxes. 583 00:24:12,809 --> 00:24:14,110 So I went to buy them, 584 00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:15,576 but then I didn't know what size, so... 585 00:24:15,577 --> 00:24:16,979 And what does my method say 586 00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:21,017 about excuses and procrastination? 587 00:24:21,117 --> 00:24:22,383 Don't. 588 00:24:22,384 --> 00:24:23,452 Exactly. 589 00:24:23,585 --> 00:24:25,253 So where's Taylor? 590 00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:26,421 She's taking her time. 591 00:24:26,422 --> 00:24:28,290 I'd rather we not bother her. 592 00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:30,960 You really love her, don't you? 593 00:24:31,961 --> 00:24:34,831 Well, she brought life 594 00:24:34,964 --> 00:24:36,731 to our home. 595 00:24:36,732 --> 00:24:38,433 To me. 596 00:24:38,434 --> 00:24:41,838 And, uh, without her, my life... 597 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,272 ...would be... 598 00:24:44,273 --> 00:24:45,574 Empty? 599 00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:51,679 Let's take everything out of your totes. 600 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,083 Oh. That's easy. 601 00:24:57,353 --> 00:24:59,155 ELSBETH: Huh. 602 00:24:59,288 --> 00:25:02,624 It's less than I thought. 603 00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:05,895 You know, I, uh, I put things in, 604 00:25:05,995 --> 00:25:08,530 but I never really know what I'm gonna pull out. 605 00:25:08,664 --> 00:25:09,966 It's a mystery. Mm. 606 00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,432 And I do love a mystery. 607 00:25:11,433 --> 00:25:14,302 Mystery is one word to describe it. 608 00:25:14,303 --> 00:25:15,537 It's just... (chuckles) 609 00:25:15,671 --> 00:25:19,108 having all of my things with me, 610 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,510 it helps me think. 611 00:25:21,643 --> 00:25:24,280 Decluttering our things 612 00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:27,083 helps declutter our minds. 613 00:25:27,183 --> 00:25:29,585 Then we can focus. 614 00:25:29,685 --> 00:25:30,735 I hope so. 615 00:25:30,853 --> 00:25:33,055 Because Axel's accident, 616 00:25:33,189 --> 00:25:34,269 as simple as it seems, 617 00:25:34,356 --> 00:25:36,358 confounds me... Uhp, bup, bup. 618 00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:38,960 Mrs. Tascioni, ready? 619 00:25:38,961 --> 00:25:41,097 Deep breath. 620 00:25:43,966 --> 00:25:45,234 ? Raindrops on roses... ? 621 00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:47,036 Okay, I don't need it. 622 00:25:47,136 --> 00:25:49,071 ? Bright copper kettles ? 623 00:25:49,171 --> 00:25:50,671 ? And warm woolen mittens ? 624 00:25:50,672 --> 00:25:55,010 ? Brown paper packages tied up with strings ? 625 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:58,915 ? These are a few of my favorite things ? 626 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:03,185 ? When that dog bites, when that bee stings ? 627 00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:05,487 ? When I'm feeling sad ? 628 00:26:05,587 --> 00:26:09,558 ? I simply remember my favorite things ? 629 00:26:09,658 --> 00:26:12,161 ? And then I don't feel ? 630 00:26:12,261 --> 00:26:16,966 ? So bad. ? 631 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,902 Oh. Makoto. 632 00:26:20,002 --> 00:26:21,603 (laughs) 633 00:26:21,703 --> 00:26:23,539 You must think I'm so weird. 634 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:24,505 Oh, please. 635 00:26:24,506 --> 00:26:27,910 Last year, I cleaned out a... 636 00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:32,847 $20 million West Village carriage house 637 00:26:32,848 --> 00:26:38,020 with 146 gold-gilded deviled egg plates. 638 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,957 N-No, uh... 147. 639 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,377 I mean, I love deviled eggs 640 00:26:42,378 --> 00:26:44,025 as much as the next Midwesterner, 641 00:26:44,026 --> 00:26:45,193 but yowza. 642 00:26:45,194 --> 00:26:48,197 People hold on to the things they value, 643 00:26:48,297 --> 00:26:50,198 but the value isn't in the thing. 644 00:26:50,199 --> 00:26:51,767 It's in the memory attached. 645 00:26:51,867 --> 00:26:55,903 I guess I just like having my things on me, you know? 646 00:26:55,904 --> 00:26:58,307 Mm. My bags don't feel heavy to me. 647 00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,708 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, 648 00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:01,709 that's my son's first Mother's Day card. 649 00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:04,380 Well, the value isn't in the thing. 650 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,880 Sometimes it is. 651 00:27:05,881 --> 00:27:08,284 But he spelled "mother" wrong. 652 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:15,992 It's easy for you to let things go. 653 00:27:16,959 --> 00:27:18,393 You know, your method, 654 00:27:18,394 --> 00:27:22,298 it must've helped in your throuple relationship. 655 00:27:22,299 --> 00:27:24,065 I mean, some say that's complicated. 656 00:27:24,066 --> 00:27:27,235 Does having one partner make it any less complicated? 657 00:27:27,236 --> 00:27:29,404 Was your... 658 00:27:29,405 --> 00:27:31,907 son from a successful relationship? 659 00:27:32,008 --> 00:27:33,342 We divorced. 660 00:27:33,442 --> 00:27:37,146 He didn't meet an untimely end. 661 00:27:37,246 --> 00:27:38,480 Lucky you. 662 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,915 And him. 663 00:27:40,016 --> 00:27:43,418 Your relationship with Taylor must feel less... 664 00:27:43,419 --> 00:27:45,521 cluttered 665 00:27:45,654 --> 00:27:47,955 with Axel gone, no? 666 00:27:47,956 --> 00:27:50,459 "Less is more" and everything? 667 00:27:51,693 --> 00:27:53,495 I think that's... 668 00:27:53,595 --> 00:27:54,762 That's enough work. 669 00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:57,932 And I'll dispose of all these things 670 00:27:57,933 --> 00:27:59,967 so you won't be tempted to reclaim them. 671 00:27:59,968 --> 00:28:04,373 And I hope you'll find it's a little bit easier to let go. 672 00:28:04,473 --> 00:28:05,841 Thank you. 673 00:28:05,941 --> 00:28:08,044 I'm sure you do. 674 00:28:09,378 --> 00:28:11,280 TEDDY: Why won't Gonzo go already? 675 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:13,314 She has public bathroom shyness. 676 00:28:13,315 --> 00:28:15,283 Did Gonzo tell you that? Your mom did. 677 00:28:15,284 --> 00:28:18,819 And we have to say "good potty" when she does go. 678 00:28:18,820 --> 00:28:21,223 This is moving way too fast. 679 00:28:22,058 --> 00:28:24,360 No. Our relationship. 680 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:26,195 I mean, first it's movie nights, 681 00:28:26,196 --> 00:28:27,828 and now it's bathroom habits? 682 00:28:27,829 --> 00:28:30,465 I mean, I barely got to know you before my mom got involved, 683 00:28:30,466 --> 00:28:32,100 and now we're all in the same city, 684 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,134 walking her dog? 685 00:28:33,135 --> 00:28:35,304 Barely. We were together for six months 686 00:28:35,404 --> 00:28:36,705 before you even told her. 687 00:28:36,706 --> 00:28:38,873 And I'm close to your mom because I love you. 688 00:28:38,874 --> 00:28:40,841 Yeah, but aren't we too young for all this? 689 00:28:40,842 --> 00:28:42,343 I mean, I haven't really explored yet. 690 00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:45,214 And I get hit on a lot in D.C. 691 00:28:45,314 --> 00:28:46,364 A lot. 692 00:28:46,382 --> 00:28:47,515 Rightly so. 693 00:28:47,516 --> 00:28:48,950 No, I'm serious. 694 00:28:49,051 --> 00:28:51,852 Are we just supposed to give all that up for... 695 00:28:51,853 --> 00:28:54,790 Us? Yes. 696 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:56,357 There's always going to be "that," 697 00:28:56,358 --> 00:28:58,627 but what "that" won't have is me. 698 00:28:58,727 --> 00:29:01,630 I've been waiting for you to be ready to talk about this. 699 00:29:01,730 --> 00:29:02,780 I want to commit. 700 00:29:02,898 --> 00:29:05,200 Or we can end things. 701 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:07,236 No pressure, but also pressure. 702 00:29:07,336 --> 00:29:08,836 But what if things change? 703 00:29:08,837 --> 00:29:10,277 Of course things will change. 704 00:29:10,406 --> 00:29:12,508 We can change with them. 705 00:29:12,608 --> 00:29:14,709 But if something better comes along 706 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:18,614 for either of us, we can say, "Good for you. 707 00:29:18,714 --> 00:29:20,549 You have my blessing." 708 00:29:21,317 --> 00:29:23,185 That would be very big of us. 709 00:29:23,186 --> 00:29:25,753 But I don't think I'm gonna have to say that 710 00:29:25,754 --> 00:29:29,458 because you're not gonna find a cuter podcast producer 711 00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:31,960 with a studio apartment in Brooklyn. 712 00:29:32,094 --> 00:29:33,395 (chuckles) 713 00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:34,863 Teddy. 714 00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:37,064 You have to decide by the end of this visit 715 00:29:37,065 --> 00:29:41,503 if you want "that" or this. 716 00:29:47,776 --> 00:29:49,010 (sighs) 717 00:29:49,011 --> 00:29:51,212 So it was Axel's hair in the clogged drain. 718 00:29:51,213 --> 00:29:52,947 Glad we didn't pay for those results. 719 00:29:52,948 --> 00:29:54,783 But only Axel's hair. 720 00:29:54,883 --> 00:29:56,285 That's weird. 721 00:29:56,286 --> 00:29:58,219 Taylor and Axel used the hot tub together all the time. 722 00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:00,989 Well, there's, um... there's more. 723 00:30:01,089 --> 00:30:02,724 Oh, I love when there's more. 724 00:30:02,824 --> 00:30:05,794 So it's Axel's hair, but, uh, much older and different 725 00:30:05,894 --> 00:30:08,095 from the hair we collected from his body. 726 00:30:08,096 --> 00:30:11,167 And the drain hair shows traces of arsenic. 727 00:30:11,168 --> 00:30:12,733 All of Axel's medical problems 728 00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:15,137 and he had bad luck with arsenic? 729 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:17,206 No way. A certain someone 730 00:30:17,306 --> 00:30:18,574 tried to poison him. 731 00:30:18,674 --> 00:30:20,476 I agree. Taylor. 732 00:30:20,576 --> 00:30:22,844 I was thinking Freya someone. 733 00:30:22,944 --> 00:30:24,412 Taylor was the hot tub user 734 00:30:24,413 --> 00:30:26,815 and was with Axel at all of his medical visits, 735 00:30:26,816 --> 00:30:28,283 which all happened since she joined 736 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:29,817 the longstanding relationship. 737 00:30:29,818 --> 00:30:31,786 She wanted successful Freya all to herself. 738 00:30:31,787 --> 00:30:33,755 ELSBETH: The all of it is why 739 00:30:33,855 --> 00:30:35,157 it was Freya. 740 00:30:35,257 --> 00:30:38,627 She is relentless and persistent in her methods. 741 00:30:38,727 --> 00:30:40,396 WAGNER: Let's start with... 742 00:30:40,496 --> 00:30:41,930 Taylor. 743 00:30:42,030 --> 00:30:43,232 Bring her in. 744 00:30:43,332 --> 00:30:45,033 But keep it discreet. 745 00:30:45,034 --> 00:30:46,434 We don't want Freya knowing. 746 00:30:46,435 --> 00:30:49,505 She is good at throwing things away. 747 00:30:51,873 --> 00:30:54,943 Hang back for a second, Edwards. 748 00:30:55,744 --> 00:30:59,314 I need to apologize for my insensitivity earlier. 749 00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:00,582 Sir? 750 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:02,517 When we talked about relationships. 751 00:31:02,518 --> 00:31:04,652 Oh. It's no big... 752 00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:05,854 No. 753 00:31:05,987 --> 00:31:10,058 As my family keeps reminding me, we listen, 754 00:31:10,158 --> 00:31:11,693 and we don't judge. 755 00:31:11,694 --> 00:31:13,294 And not understanding something 756 00:31:13,295 --> 00:31:14,962 isn't an excuse. 757 00:31:14,963 --> 00:31:18,700 Not understanding is when I should listen more 758 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:19,935 and talk less. 759 00:31:20,035 --> 00:31:21,803 Thank you, Captain. 760 00:31:22,311 --> 00:31:26,341 Is that it? Do you have anything more to say? 761 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:28,109 Yeah, uh, n-no. 762 00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:29,911 Okay. 763 00:31:30,045 --> 00:31:31,313 (door closes) 764 00:31:31,413 --> 00:31:33,715 Okay. I've compiled a list of all my ideas 765 00:31:33,815 --> 00:31:36,084 for Kaya's birthday. I call it... 766 00:31:36,184 --> 00:31:37,318 "Project Sprinkle." 767 00:31:37,319 --> 00:31:39,054 Sprinkle? 768 00:31:39,055 --> 00:31:41,188 You know she's cutting back on sugar, right? 769 00:31:41,189 --> 00:31:43,991 A setback, not a roadblock. (laughter) 770 00:31:43,992 --> 00:31:45,494 There's always charcuterie. 771 00:31:45,594 --> 00:31:47,161 Oh. Fondue. 772 00:31:47,162 --> 00:31:48,863 You know, I've actually, um, come up 773 00:31:48,864 --> 00:31:50,197 with a few ideas myself. Ooh. 774 00:31:50,198 --> 00:31:51,299 (knocking on door) So... 775 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,968 Hey. 776 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,871 What's going on in here? 777 00:31:56,872 --> 00:31:59,541 Um, just, uh- I was just showing... 778 00:31:59,641 --> 00:32:01,310 Cameron some of my real estate. 779 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,044 I mean, not that I'm, uh, 780 00:32:03,045 --> 00:32:04,345 moving to the West Village, 781 00:32:04,346 --> 00:32:05,880 but, um, you know those... 782 00:32:05,881 --> 00:32:08,048 tricky interest rates. Interest rates. 783 00:32:08,049 --> 00:32:09,485 You two. 784 00:32:09,585 --> 00:32:11,219 You're being weird. 785 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:12,954 See you at home later? 786 00:32:12,955 --> 00:32:14,054 (chuckles) 787 00:32:14,055 --> 00:32:16,057 She used to say that to me. 788 00:32:16,157 --> 00:32:18,559 CAMERON: (sighs) That was close. 789 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,227 Okay, so, um, should I run these ideas... 790 00:32:20,228 --> 00:32:22,130 You know what? You two. 791 00:32:22,798 --> 00:32:25,967 Whatever you come up with will be perfect. 792 00:32:26,067 --> 00:32:27,369 Really. 793 00:32:27,469 --> 00:32:28,804 Okay. 794 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:34,676 ? ? 795 00:32:39,074 --> 00:32:43,318 Axel and I were in love. Why would I want him dead? 796 00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:45,553 Why is it that every time Axel had one of these "accidents," 797 00:32:45,554 --> 00:32:47,388 you were conveniently right there? 798 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:49,256 Freya never wanted to go with him. 799 00:32:49,257 --> 00:32:51,427 Hospital germs freaked her out. And yet, 800 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,027 these accidents only started happening 801 00:32:53,028 --> 00:32:55,029 after the Frostads welcomed you into their home. 802 00:32:55,030 --> 00:32:56,632 What you're implying is bull. 803 00:32:56,765 --> 00:32:58,399 Is it? From the outside, 804 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,169 you don't exactly scream "Frostad material." 805 00:33:01,269 --> 00:33:02,638 Think whatever you want. 806 00:33:02,738 --> 00:33:04,706 What we had worked for us. Taylor, 807 00:33:04,806 --> 00:33:08,744 did you ever see Mr. and Mrs. Frostad fight? 808 00:33:08,844 --> 00:33:10,379 Like any couple. 809 00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:12,246 Sometimes our weekly meetings would get heated, 810 00:33:12,247 --> 00:33:14,214 but they would always settle down before it was over. 811 00:33:14,215 --> 00:33:16,584 So Mrs. Frostad had a temper? 812 00:33:16,585 --> 00:33:18,354 Freya could be really intense, 813 00:33:18,487 --> 00:33:20,789 but she cared. 814 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,857 She taught me the value not of "things," 815 00:33:22,858 --> 00:33:26,362 but of the things we do for each other. 816 00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:27,495 Oh. 817 00:33:27,496 --> 00:33:29,197 Axel would train us at the gym. 818 00:33:29,331 --> 00:33:31,432 I'd lead us through meditations. 819 00:33:31,433 --> 00:33:34,169 And Freya would make us soothing beverages. 820 00:33:34,269 --> 00:33:36,338 Each cup made special just for us. 821 00:33:36,339 --> 00:33:38,939 And Axel would drink every single one of those cups, 822 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:40,509 no matter what they tasted like. 823 00:33:40,609 --> 00:33:42,911 I tried his, once. It was bitter. 824 00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:46,047 But sugar is excess, 825 00:33:46,181 --> 00:33:47,516 and we loved each other. 826 00:33:47,649 --> 00:33:49,149 The tea was bitter how? 827 00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:53,054 I don't know, just... not good. 828 00:33:53,955 --> 00:33:55,290 Wait... 829 00:33:55,391 --> 00:33:57,793 All of his stomach problems, you don't think...? 830 00:33:57,893 --> 00:34:00,127 We're exploring every possibility. 831 00:34:00,128 --> 00:34:02,764 We pulled both yours and Freya's bank records. 832 00:34:02,864 --> 00:34:04,465 We noticed a recurring charge 833 00:34:04,466 --> 00:34:06,868 labeled "self" under Freya's account. 834 00:34:06,869 --> 00:34:08,335 We're waiting for the bank to explain it. 835 00:34:08,336 --> 00:34:09,637 Do you know what "self" could be? 836 00:34:09,638 --> 00:34:13,340 Um, maybe like self... care? 837 00:34:13,341 --> 00:34:15,911 She was into that kind of thing. 838 00:34:16,044 --> 00:34:18,279 Like I said, teas, tonics, tinctures... 839 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,847 Exactly the same amount every month? 840 00:34:19,848 --> 00:34:22,258 Was it a membership? Freya kept a very detailed 841 00:34:22,317 --> 00:34:23,585 family calendar. 842 00:34:23,586 --> 00:34:25,386 I would know if there was something called "self." 843 00:34:25,387 --> 00:34:27,655 We don't always know everything about the people we love. 844 00:34:27,656 --> 00:34:28,957 Freya's not a killer. 845 00:34:29,057 --> 00:34:31,760 She's a lot of things, but she's not. 846 00:34:31,893 --> 00:34:33,629 Until this is solved, 847 00:34:33,729 --> 00:34:35,330 you should be very careful. 848 00:34:35,331 --> 00:34:37,665 I'd advise you not to mention this conversation. 849 00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:40,101 You may be involved with a murderer. 850 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:44,038 FREYA: So far, 851 00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,475 you seem like a great match for us, Brock, 852 00:34:46,575 --> 00:34:49,878 so, now that we've gotten to know you 853 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:51,812 a little bit better, is there anything 854 00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:53,181 you'd like to ask us? 855 00:34:53,915 --> 00:34:55,951 What happened to your last partner? 856 00:34:58,286 --> 00:34:59,621 He's no longer with us. 857 00:34:59,721 --> 00:35:02,011 He drowned in our hot tub and nobody knows how. 858 00:35:02,057 --> 00:35:04,125 (laughs) 859 00:35:08,263 --> 00:35:09,313 Um... 860 00:35:09,397 --> 00:35:11,231 I just- I just remembered, I... 861 00:35:11,232 --> 00:35:13,969 I-I think I left my refrigerator door open. 862 00:35:14,102 --> 00:35:15,471 (chuckles) 863 00:35:15,472 --> 00:35:16,604 Rain check? 864 00:35:16,605 --> 00:35:18,039 Of course. 865 00:35:18,139 --> 00:35:19,307 Um... 866 00:35:19,441 --> 00:35:21,777 Let me walk you out. 867 00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:34,122 What was that? 868 00:35:34,222 --> 00:35:36,157 I thought a third was what you wanted. 869 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:38,560 I was just being honest. 870 00:35:38,561 --> 00:35:40,761 It's the foundation of any relationship, right? 871 00:35:40,762 --> 00:35:42,163 Of course. 872 00:35:43,331 --> 00:35:45,033 These are strange times, 873 00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:48,336 and Axel's death... 874 00:35:48,337 --> 00:35:49,604 was a terrible accident. 875 00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:53,008 It's natural to feel unsettled, or... 876 00:35:53,775 --> 00:35:54,843 ...blame yourself. 877 00:35:54,976 --> 00:35:57,077 Why would I blame myself? 878 00:35:57,078 --> 00:36:00,015 Let's not dwell on the past. 879 00:36:00,115 --> 00:36:02,050 Why would I blame myself, Freya? 880 00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:04,820 Leaving extraneous jewelry around? 881 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,223 It was bound to cause some trouble. 882 00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:12,027 You must be tired. 883 00:36:13,128 --> 00:36:15,196 Why don't I make you a drink? 884 00:36:15,296 --> 00:36:17,932 And then you can take a nap. 885 00:36:17,933 --> 00:36:20,001 I'm gonna... 886 00:36:20,135 --> 00:36:21,503 go for a walk. 887 00:36:21,637 --> 00:36:23,505 Oh, n- 888 00:36:24,305 --> 00:36:25,907 Don't go. 889 00:36:26,007 --> 00:36:27,676 Taylor! 890 00:36:28,877 --> 00:36:30,679 ELSBETH: Okay. 891 00:36:32,113 --> 00:36:33,214 This is for you. 892 00:36:33,348 --> 00:36:34,982 (mutters) And, um... 893 00:36:34,983 --> 00:36:36,785 this is for Roy. 894 00:36:36,786 --> 00:36:39,820 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna be taking any more stuff 895 00:36:39,821 --> 00:36:40,989 over to Roy's right now. 896 00:36:41,089 --> 00:36:43,324 You two had the talk, huh? He told you? 897 00:36:43,424 --> 00:36:44,926 Mother's intuition. 898 00:36:45,694 --> 00:36:47,504 Yeah, well, he gave me an ultimatum. 899 00:36:47,529 --> 00:36:48,897 Commit or break up. 900 00:36:48,898 --> 00:36:50,097 Well, do you love him? 901 00:36:50,098 --> 00:36:50,998 Yes. 902 00:36:50,999 --> 00:36:52,200 Oh. 903 00:36:52,701 --> 00:36:54,770 Yeah. But... 904 00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:56,303 sometimes I wonder 905 00:36:56,304 --> 00:36:58,540 if it's partly because you love him. 906 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:00,174 Well, would you rather I didn't? No. 907 00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:02,377 I just- after what you said about Dad, 908 00:37:02,378 --> 00:37:05,479 I thought, God, I really don't want to make the wrong choice. 909 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,647 No, no, no, I don't accept that. 910 00:37:06,648 --> 00:37:08,315 Life is full of wrong choices, Teddy. 911 00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:10,251 What matters is that they're yours. 912 00:37:10,385 --> 00:37:12,453 I don't know what I want. 913 00:37:12,554 --> 00:37:13,955 Okay. 914 00:37:14,055 --> 00:37:16,091 Do you think of Roy 915 00:37:16,224 --> 00:37:19,227 as quantity or quality? 916 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,729 You know what? Never mind. 917 00:37:20,829 --> 00:37:21,996 Oh, my gosh. 918 00:37:21,997 --> 00:37:23,530 I've been reading too much of that book. 919 00:37:23,531 --> 00:37:24,733 Clearly. 920 00:37:24,866 --> 00:37:26,568 Teddy... 921 00:37:26,668 --> 00:37:27,936 I support you, 922 00:37:28,069 --> 00:37:29,404 but this isn't about me, 923 00:37:29,537 --> 00:37:30,617 or Dad, or anyone else. 924 00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:32,239 This is about you becoming an adult 925 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,441 and acting like it. 926 00:37:34,876 --> 00:37:36,945 Now, here. 927 00:37:37,078 --> 00:37:38,378 Okay, Mom- 928 00:37:38,379 --> 00:37:39,547 I love you, 929 00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:41,081 but I really can't take all this stuff. 930 00:37:41,082 --> 00:37:42,517 Oh. Is it too much? 931 00:37:42,518 --> 00:37:44,852 Any more and I'd have to rent a self-storage unit. 932 00:37:44,853 --> 00:37:46,755 "Self..." 933 00:37:46,855 --> 00:37:48,388 Storage. 934 00:37:48,389 --> 00:37:49,591 (laughs) 935 00:37:49,691 --> 00:37:51,627 That would be funny. What would? 936 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,562 Right, 'cause why would a de-clutterer 937 00:37:55,563 --> 00:37:56,998 need... (laughs) 938 00:37:57,098 --> 00:37:59,448 Okay, I'm sure you'll explain later. (laughs) 939 00:38:03,171 --> 00:38:04,806 (doorbell rings) 940 00:38:07,595 --> 00:38:09,543 Oh. 941 00:38:09,544 --> 00:38:11,078 Were you expecting someone else? 942 00:38:11,079 --> 00:38:14,683 Um, I just thought you'd be happy to see my... 943 00:38:14,783 --> 00:38:16,583 quantity. 944 00:38:16,584 --> 00:38:17,953 (grunts) 945 00:38:17,954 --> 00:38:19,219 You came all this way to show me? 946 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:20,822 Yeah. 947 00:38:20,922 --> 00:38:22,323 My son didn't want any of it, 948 00:38:22,457 --> 00:38:26,127 and it's just too enticing to keep. 949 00:38:26,227 --> 00:38:28,163 Will you dispose of it for me? 950 00:38:28,296 --> 00:38:30,230 My expectations were low. 951 00:38:30,231 --> 00:38:31,667 Very low. 952 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,235 But job well done, Ms. Tascioni. 953 00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:36,471 You were right. 954 00:38:36,604 --> 00:38:39,607 Decluttering decluttered my mind. 955 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,276 And thus, the case. 956 00:38:41,376 --> 00:38:43,211 I'm ready to let go. 957 00:38:43,311 --> 00:38:44,846 Glad I could help. 958 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,682 Let me know when you want to... 959 00:38:46,815 --> 00:38:48,516 tackle your wardrobe. 960 00:38:53,121 --> 00:38:55,323 ? 961 00:39:09,004 --> 00:39:11,172 (door rattles) 962 00:39:11,973 --> 00:39:14,542 Bet that's more than 44 items. 963 00:39:15,543 --> 00:39:17,245 You followed me? 964 00:39:17,345 --> 00:39:20,381 I let go of Axel's drowning, 965 00:39:20,481 --> 00:39:21,531 but I realized... 966 00:39:21,649 --> 00:39:24,285 I wasn't ready to let go of this. 967 00:39:24,385 --> 00:39:26,021 And all the other cases. 968 00:39:26,154 --> 00:39:27,322 What other cases? 969 00:39:27,422 --> 00:39:28,989 (gasps) Thank you... 970 00:39:28,990 --> 00:39:33,328 for collecting all the evidence we need 971 00:39:33,428 --> 00:39:35,697 in your self-storage. 972 00:39:35,797 --> 00:39:37,899 Because in the end, it is all about 973 00:39:37,999 --> 00:39:40,268 your self, isn't it? 974 00:39:40,368 --> 00:39:44,305 Your needs, your wants, your secret hoarding. 975 00:39:44,405 --> 00:39:49,410 How dare you use that filthy word with me. 976 00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:51,379 How else would I describe someone 977 00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:53,448 with, um... oop. 978 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,417 146. No. 979 00:39:56,517 --> 00:39:59,888 147 gold-gilded deviled egg plates. 980 00:39:59,889 --> 00:40:01,488 Why would anyone remember that number 981 00:40:01,489 --> 00:40:04,926 unless they were the one least able to let go? 982 00:40:04,927 --> 00:40:06,326 You can't charge me with theft. 983 00:40:06,327 --> 00:40:11,165 All of these items were discarded by my clients. 984 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:12,433 You're right, Freya. 985 00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:15,603 We did discard our things, but... ah. 986 00:40:16,504 --> 00:40:19,841 I sure am glad to have mine back. 987 00:40:19,941 --> 00:40:23,510 I realized, there's a lot of quality to my quantity. 988 00:40:23,511 --> 00:40:24,561 Found it. 989 00:40:24,645 --> 00:40:26,513 Oh. And thank you for telling me 990 00:40:26,514 --> 00:40:28,116 about all your other clients. 991 00:40:28,216 --> 00:40:31,166 Especially the owners of the West Village carriage house 992 00:40:31,252 --> 00:40:32,754 worth $20 million. 993 00:40:32,854 --> 00:40:34,388 I found the listing. 994 00:40:34,389 --> 00:40:35,722 It turns out that house was owned 995 00:40:35,723 --> 00:40:37,357 by the same family, for generations. 996 00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:40,361 A family that originally made its fortune 997 00:40:40,461 --> 00:40:43,098 in the extermination and pest control business. 998 00:40:43,231 --> 00:40:45,700 Making it a house that would have old flypaper 999 00:40:45,801 --> 00:40:47,201 from the 1800s. 1000 00:40:47,202 --> 00:40:48,870 Poor Axel. 1001 00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:50,772 Why poor Axel?! 1002 00:40:50,872 --> 00:40:53,108 He didn't drown in flypaper. 1003 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,510 No. Like I said, we let go of that. 1004 00:40:55,610 --> 00:40:57,478 It's not the quality 1005 00:40:57,612 --> 00:40:59,514 of Axel's drowning case, 1006 00:40:59,614 --> 00:41:03,451 it's the quantity of all your other attempts to murder him. 1007 00:41:03,551 --> 00:41:05,453 Including arsenic poisoning. 1008 00:41:05,586 --> 00:41:08,890 All one has to do is soak the old flypaper in water 1009 00:41:08,990 --> 00:41:10,491 to extract the arsenic. 1010 00:41:10,625 --> 00:41:11,993 And wouldn't you know. 1011 00:41:11,994 --> 00:41:14,428 ELSBETH: If only you'd been able... (handcuffs click) 1012 00:41:14,429 --> 00:41:16,063 ...to just let go of Axel. 1013 00:41:16,064 --> 00:41:17,465 And Taylor. 1014 00:41:17,565 --> 00:41:20,635 I bet you'll be under 44 items in jail, though. 1015 00:41:20,735 --> 00:41:22,170 You're wrong. 1016 00:41:22,303 --> 00:41:24,806 I don't need anything. 1017 00:41:24,906 --> 00:41:26,875 And I still have Taylor. 1018 00:41:26,975 --> 00:41:28,509 Oh... 1019 00:41:28,609 --> 00:41:31,913 I have a feeling she's gonna find more quality. 1020 00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:36,750 ("I Got You Babe" by Sonny & Cher playing) 1021 00:41:36,751 --> 00:41:38,753 ? ? 1022 00:41:40,822 --> 00:41:44,192 ? They say we're young and we don't know ? 1023 00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:48,864 ? We won't find out till we grow ? 1024 00:41:50,598 --> 00:41:53,835 ? Well, I don't know if all that's true ? 1025 00:41:53,935 --> 00:41:55,837 ? 'Cause you got me ? 1026 00:41:55,937 --> 00:41:59,841 ? And baby, I got you ? 1027 00:42:00,675 --> 00:42:02,043 ? Babe ? 1028 00:42:03,578 --> 00:42:05,713 ? I got you, babe ? 1029 00:42:06,547 --> 00:42:09,017 ? I got you, babe ? 1030 00:42:11,152 --> 00:42:13,954 ? I got you to hold my hand ? 1031 00:42:13,955 --> 00:42:17,325 ? I got you to understand ? 1032 00:42:17,425 --> 00:42:20,228 ? I got you to walk with me ? 1033 00:42:20,361 --> 00:42:23,631 ? I got you to talk with me ? 1034 00:42:23,731 --> 00:42:26,834 ? I got you to kiss good night ? 1035 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,637 ? I got you to hold me tight ? 1036 00:42:29,737 --> 00:42:32,673 ? I got you, I won't let go ? 1037 00:42:32,773 --> 00:42:37,312 ? I got you to love me so... ? 1038 00:42:37,412 --> 00:42:38,980 (laptop ringing) 1039 00:42:39,915 --> 00:42:41,416 Ooh. 1040 00:42:42,717 --> 00:42:46,687 ? I got you, babe. ? 1041 00:42:46,787 --> 00:42:48,056 Hi. 1042 00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:55,997 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1043 00:42:56,097 --> 00:42:58,733 and TOYOTA. 1044 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:02,270 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1045 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,870 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 71339

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