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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,968 --> 00:01:09,001 Good Mornig Melbourne Hello and welcome.. 2 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,070 ..to your favourite-favourite radio station. 3 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,905 Salaam Namaste! 4 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,440 And you're with me, Ambar.. 5 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:17,410 ..cool as a cucumber, spicy as sambar, and... 6 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,945 luck as a lottey number. 7 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:19,612 And for those of you.. 8 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,414 ..who haven't crawled out of your blankets yet... 9 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:25,579 that was your morning alarm. lt's just ten to nine. 10 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,287 And it's a warm summer morning in Melbourne city. 11 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:30,089 At nine sharp, tune into my program, 12 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,625 Chit-Chat, where l'll introduce you... 13 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,928 to some successful lndians living in Melbourne, so that you too... 14 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,031 are inspired to succeed. Today we'll be talking to... 15 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:41,334 the head chef of the Nick of Time restaurant, Nick. 16 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,769 That's in 10 minutes. So stay tuned. And till then... 17 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,770 here's a song to keep your morning tea company. 18 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:31,714 Where's the fire guys? 19 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:34,587 Nikhil Arora has had only one problem ever since he was a baby... 20 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:37,323 he can't sleep at nights, and he can't wake up in the mornings. 21 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,059 Ever since, he has been strangely fascinated with cooking... 22 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:43,462 and while other boys played cricket, he was playing kitchen-kitchen. 23 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,097 Growing up, his dad expressed a desire... 24 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,465 that Nick would become an architect and.. 25 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,534 ..join his construction business. 26 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,770 Nick fled to Melbourne to become an architect, 27 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:51,904 but how could a guy who never drew a.. 28 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,305 straight line back home in lndia... 29 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,908 design a Taj Mahal in Melbourne... ? 30 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:58,144 His interest in cooking never left him and.. 31 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,346 Nikhil's paries were vey popular. 32 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,515 Somehow, Nikhil managed to become an architect and even landed... 33 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,917 a commission to design a restaurant. 34 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,385 The owner never liked the outcome. 35 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:10,056 But he loved Nick's food. And Nikhil Arora became... 36 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,558 the head chef of the 'Nick of Time' restaurant, 37 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:16,559 Nick. 38 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:29,906 Slow it down, yaar. Who's screaming and why ? 39 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:33,979 l'm just... l'm almost there. 40 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:37,483 l'm right outside your studio yaar, l'm looking for parking. 41 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,185 Dude, please, give your throat a break. 42 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,753 l'm on my way, l'm already here. 43 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,588 Just walk to the door, l'm coming right in.. 44 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:46,589 There, l can see you. 45 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,894 Did the alarm ring? 46 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:56,135 When Deepan Nair's holler reverberated through Kerala's greeney... 47 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,038 coconuts fell off the trees, boats capsized in rivers and... 48 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,907 birds were forced to migrate to Karnataka. Migrating to Melbourne... 49 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,809 Deepan Nair transformed into Debonair, 50 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,111 Was the 'mallu' with a passion, who, 51 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:07,346 even if he can't sing, can still make you sing-a-song. Now... 52 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:11,847 he own Salaam Namaste radio station and keeps humming at work, 53 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,919 in the hope that someday, someone will ask. 54 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,921 Why don't you ever sing on air? 55 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,922 This is something that will never happen for another 40 years. 56 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:30,199 A for Ambar! - Yay. Hambar. Nick is late ! 57 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,939 What do you mean, late? - l think he's just woken up. 58 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:40,479 After Ambar rejected twelve men in Bangalore, 59 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,947 her parents suspected that maybe 60 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,783 she didn't want to get married at all. 61 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,352 She denied it, but it was the truth. 62 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,654 Her sister was the only example she needed. 63 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,389 When she came to Australia for a year for.. 64 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,057 a university exchange program, 65 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:56,058 Ambar fell in love... with Melbourne. She decided to stay on and... 66 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:59,431 joined medical school. Her parents cut off all ties with her. 67 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,233 To pay for her education, she joined 68 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,068 Salaam Namaste Radio Station... 69 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:07,069 and soon became the most popular RJ there. 70 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,746 Salaam Namaste! And now it's time 71 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:16,582 to talk to our celebrity guest, Nick 72 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,685 But there's one slight problem. And it's this... 73 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,254 Nick isn't interested in talking to you. 74 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,556 So what if you happen to be... 75 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:27,687 the same customers who shell out 10 dollars for his 2-dollar dish. 76 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:31,497 Nick doesn't care. Which is why he never bothered coming here. 77 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,166 ln fact, he's sleeping. 78 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:38,167 So it's obvious how much he values your time and mine. 79 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:45,508 Excuse me... 80 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,688 And then l'd ask him why he changed. 81 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,690 his name from Nikhil Arora to Nick ? 82 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,792 Nikhil is ugghhh. Nick is cool . 83 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:03,820 ls he one of those lndians who are ashamed of being lndian ? 84 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,231 l mean, what is this Nick business ? 85 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:08,234 Yo. l'm cool. l'm Australian. l'm Nick. 86 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,768 Crap ! What's she doing ? 87 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,403 What's worh thinking about is, 88 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,039 what else is Nikhil Arora ashamed of ? 89 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,540 For example, is he ashamed of his face ? Maybe he's really ugly. 90 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,414 Maybe that's why he became a chef. To hide inside kitchens... 91 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:26,915 and not show his face around. On that note, here's a song for you.. 92 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:31,654 What the... 93 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:37,426 Hello... Nick here. 94 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,898 l'm almost there, yaar. 95 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,735 But this chick, your announcer, RJ-whatever... what's her name ? 96 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,435 Hambar ! 97 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:45,471 Hambar ? What's this Hambar babe doing yaar ? 98 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:49,472 ls this any way to talk about a guest ? l want to talk to her. 99 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:51,844 Hello, is that Hambar ? Hambar, Nick here. 100 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,379 What... what're you doing ? 101 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,513 Taking an interview. 102 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,714 Whose ? - Yours 103 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,383 But l'm not there yet. 104 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:58,250 Really ? 105 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,652 l didn't even notice that. 106 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:00,486 Listen yaar... 107 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,455 Listen yaar ! You bloody Nikhil Arora ! 108 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,090 You......Hambar ! 109 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,292 Why the hell are you calling me Hambar ? 110 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,893 Why the hell are you calling me Nikhil Arora ? 111 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:08,761 Because it's your name. 112 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,262 No, my name is Nick. 113 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,530 Oh really ! 114 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,934 Well, if you'd been here, l'd call you whatever you wanted. 115 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,770 Nick, Nick, Marlon Brando. 116 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,538 Hello, what's your problem ? 117 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:23,208 l hate latecomers. Because of you my show didn't star on time. 118 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,945 How does one late star make a difference. 119 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:29,946 to a clutch of lndian taxi drivers ? 120 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,455 Salaam Namaste people, and this is the end of the show. 121 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,456 And still, there's absolutely no sign of Nikhil Arora. 122 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,760 A small piece of advice, 123 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:43,162 if you plan to go to 'Nick of Time' 124 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,664 restaurant, be prepared to wait... 125 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:49,897 breakfast may appear by lunch and lunch by dinnerime. 126 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,572 l think they should rename the restaurant 'Never on Time'. 127 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,240 Anyway, it's goodbye from me Ambar 128 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:59,405 and keep listening to Salaam Namaste, 101 .5FM. 129 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:25,671 Hey mate, you're bleeding. 130 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,841 What ? 131 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:32,842 Are you Okay ? - l'm fine. l....l don't like blood. 132 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,514 You better see a doctor man. - No doctor. 133 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,415 l don't like doctors. 134 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:40,416 But you're bleeding - Stop saying that. 135 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:47,423 Want to catch a movie ? 136 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:56,966 So, Jignesh, what's your diagnosis ? 137 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,270 The patient has been experiencing. 138 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,772 a vague pain in the abdomen, 139 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:03,642 followed by severe bouts of constipation, vomiting, swelling, 140 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:05,811 bleeding stools and progressive weakness. 141 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:07,346 A biopsy can be conclusive. 142 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:11,347 But my diagnosis suggests lymphosarcoma of the intestine, 143 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:15,754 just what Rajesh Khanna had in Anand 144 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,325 Made-in-Surat, raised-on-khakra-dhokli, 145 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,062 Jignesh Pandya's lone phobia was... 146 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,963 that he'd spend his whole life squatting behind.. 147 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,965 the Archana Sarees cash register. 148 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,333 Unlike his father, the millions. 149 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,202 wouldn't make life worh swatting away. 150 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:33,806 Perhaps it was fear that drove him to pass the medical entrance test 151 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:37,807 But now, homesick in Australia, he's regretting his decision. 152 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:43,079 Vey nice, Jignesh. Good job. 153 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,718 Fory ! - But why ? 154 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,555 Because l know, you've skipped homework.. 155 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:52,724 ..and you'll copy it off me, so twenty more. 156 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,493 When dad finds out that he's sponsoring.. 157 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,862 ..the education of two instead of one... 158 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:59,031 Long live Archana Sarees ! 159 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,300 Now give me a hundred dollars more. - What for ? 160 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,669 Because a friend is always there when you need him. 161 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:07,670 Forget it. Why don't you go rob your dad ? 162 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,780 Amby... l'm sory. 163 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,914 lt's just a loan damn it ! 164 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,050 l won't charge you for the next five classes. 165 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,751 But, a hundred dollars... 166 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:22,354 Simone's wedding. l need to buy a dress. 167 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,857 Simone's... getting married ? 168 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:28,026 Why ? Didn't you get an invitation ? 169 00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,294 No. 170 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:33,664 Don't feel bad, next time you will. 171 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,968 By the way, l'll need your car tomorrow. 172 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,969 Okay ? Thank you ! Bye ! 173 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:49,311 Why the hell do you want to ruin my reputation ? 174 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:53,315 You forgot the bay leaf, the cardamom is almost non-existent 175 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:59,191 And please, eveybody, come here. 176 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,326 Just because salt is cheap does.. 177 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,961 ..not mean we need to put it in everything. 178 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:06,331 We are not in lndia now... please, go easy on the salt. 179 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,635 Now, l need to go and pee. Promise me... 180 00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:13,005 You won't use the next five minutes to ruin another dish. 181 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,072 Promise me ! 182 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,674 We promise, boss ! 183 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,675 Thank you ! Excuse me. 184 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,516 Looks just like home-cooked food. - Thank you boss 185 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,517 So who needs to eat out ? They could have just made this at home. 186 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,191 Do you know the difference between a wife and a mistress ? 187 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,026 l don't have either, boss. 188 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:37,829 No ? 189 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:41,099 A wife wears a sari, a mistress wears a micro-mini. 190 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,770 A wife wears a wedding thread, for the mistress, a diamond necklace. 191 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:48,771 A wife wears a cotton nightgown, the mistress gets a red lingerie. 192 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:53,475 And that is now a mistress. Get it ? Good. 193 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,316 Boss. Dheka's looking for you. - So ? 194 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,451 He looks quite angy ! - Tell me something l don't know. 195 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:03,452 l've dammed a waterfall here. 196 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,768 lt's amazing how Aslam Dheka flew from.. 197 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,470 ..Dhaka to Melbourne on one ticket. 198 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,140 He sat on two seats and ate enough food for three. 199 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,777 The sound of his belch is still echoing in that Boeing 7 47. 200 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:28,780 He spent his life savings in buying a hot dog stall. 201 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,115 Dheka was a happy man... 202 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,784 ..he ate some and he sold some. Then luck smiled on him. 203 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,454 While a lawyer was eating his last hot.. 204 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,624 ..dog a drunken driver trashed his car. 205 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,960 They sued and Dheka struck gold. 206 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:45,797 Overnight he became the owner and chief patron of 'Nick of Time'. 207 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,366 You see ? 208 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,300 See what ? 209 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:52,801 See nothing ! No people, no customers, no-one ! Why ? 210 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,973 How should l know ? 211 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,808 Salaam Namaste ! (Greetings) 212 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:57,476 Same to you. 213 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,178 All this happening because of your radio station ! 214 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:03,482 You are going late and my restaurant is being insulted. 215 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,484 Now you better not being late, ever again ! 216 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,485 And if you are, l will fire you ! 217 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,325 Understand. 218 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,326 Tomorrow, ten o' clock sharp ! Understand ? Otherwise... 219 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,198 Fire ? 220 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:24,199 Murder ! 221 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,479 Are you hearing the radio ? 222 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,714 No, what is happening ? 223 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:39,715 You put on radio and listen. 224 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,655 So Radhika, your first novel is releasing tomorrow. 225 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,157 How are you going to celebrate ? 226 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,659 l guess l'll celebrate with my husband. 227 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,828 Romantic dinner, pop some champagne. 228 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,165 Which restaurant ? Not Nick of Time, l hope ? 229 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,666 Why ? l've heard it's a nice place. 230 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,834 Come on Radhika. 231 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,171 Eating what someone else has cooked is.. 232 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,840 ..like putting your life in their hands. 233 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,842 Like a doctor, right ? - Right. 234 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:08,343 Then can you trust a man who lies, who is never on time and... 235 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:12,851 who doesn't even have the decency to apologise for making you wait ? 236 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,686 l think it's disgusting. Tell me... 237 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,189 Would you tolerate this behaviour from your husband ? 238 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,859 l'm sory, but what's the connection ? - There is a connection ! 239 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,862 How can you trust a man who's ashamed to be an lndian ? 240 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,198 My god, you're really angy. 241 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,699 Yes. And Mr Nikhil Arora will have to face my anger until... 242 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,037 he calls and apologises to my listeners. 243 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,211 lt'll just break. 244 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,213 Oh come on Dheka, who listens to that show anyway ? 245 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,382 l will tell you who is listening. 246 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,217 My wife is listening, my son is listening. 247 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,885 My family is listening, 248 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,554 eveybody is calling and asking me, what is this ? 249 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:53,555 They're all freeloaders anyway. Think of all the money you'll save. 250 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,856 l will kill you. For the bad name 251 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,398 you are giving to my restaurant, l'll kill you. 252 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,900 Dheka, relax. You'll have a hear attack. 253 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,737 l'll just call Hambar and fix everything. 254 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:09,738 Good. Are you at the wedding ? - Just parking my car. 255 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,477 l'm almost there, yaar. 256 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:16,478 Hello ? Hello, l can't hear you. 257 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,286 Nice day isn't it ? 258 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,625 l'm Ron.....Ron. 259 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,660 l'm Lisa. 260 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,661 Lisa. Lisa's such a nice name, Lisa. What do you do, Lisa ? 261 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:10,332 For 50 bucks, anything you want. 262 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,804 During his college days, Ranjan Mathur was so busy studying... 263 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,306 that he was oblivious to the basic 264 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,141 differences between boys and girls. 265 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,477 Although he became a successful architect, 266 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,978 his vision cleared up one day, 267 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,480 when he suddenly realized that 268 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,647 the world didn't just consist of buildings. 269 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,484 There were other shapes as well and they were much more interesting. 270 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,986 Since then, he has been wearing his hear on his sleeve, 271 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,655 aiming for evey girl crossing his sights, 272 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,491 hoping that someday, somehow... 273 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,594 he'll manage to snag one for himself. 274 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,595 l've got to go... Thank you... - Ok... Ok... Fory... 275 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,672 Who was that ? 276 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,840 A friend. 277 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,843 From office ? - No. She lives nearby. 278 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,013 What was her name ? - Lisa. 279 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,515 Let's give her a lift, yaar. 280 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,849 The poor girl's standing all alone at the bus stop. 281 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,018 No. 282 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:04,019 She's going the other way. So it's pointless. 283 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,691 What... ? - How much was she asking for ? 284 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:10,195 Fory dollars. 285 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,364 Ron ! Can't you tell ? 286 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,865 How could l ? She smiled sweetly, shook hands, even said her name. 287 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,205 l thought she was so friendly. 288 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,541 You must've stared planning your wedding already. 289 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,211 What rubbish ! l'm not that frustrated. 290 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:30,212 Only the engagement. 291 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,052 Tell me something, why am l coming with you ? 292 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,622 Because weddings are vey boring and l don't want to get bored alone. 293 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,224 Thanks - You're welcome. 294 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,625 So, what are we listening ? 295 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,562 Salaam Namaste. 296 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,064 What ? - l love to hear you being praised on air. 297 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,566 Oh crap ! You've heard it too ? 298 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,234 Of course, it's damn good fun ! 299 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,902 That RJ is making you famous. 300 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,405 You think this is funny ? - Vey. 301 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,575 You're laughing and l've lost half my clientele at the restaurant. 302 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,910 Sue them. 303 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,912 Sue the damn radio station, yeah ? 304 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,915 Causing of emotional distress, mental trauma, character assassination. 305 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,085 Hang on, let me just call that Debonair character. 306 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,754 You be ready with this. 307 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,755 Hello. 308 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,257 l am going to sue you ! 309 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:16,127 Who is speaking please ? - This is Nick and l am going to sue you. 310 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,598 What for ? - What for ! For... 311 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:24,099 emotional distress and... - Mental trauma, character assassination. 312 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,607 l'm with a vey big lawyer right now ! - My friend is with a vey big lawyer. 313 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,444 No, no ! Not me ! You, you are ! - No-no... you, you. 314 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,447 My friend is a vey big lawyer. 315 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,115 See, Mr Nikhil Arora... 316 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,117 Stop calling me that ! 317 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,787 lf one more person calls me Nikhil Arora, then l will... l'll... 318 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,290 l'll never talk to you again. - l'll never talk... 319 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,292 Sory yaar, l couldn't think of anything else. 320 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,293 Listen ! Why don't you talk directly to Hambar ? 321 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,965 Oh sure, come on. Give me Hambar's number. 322 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,966 Don't wory. l will connect you. Hold on. 323 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,973 Hello listeners. Breaking news on Salaam Namaste. 324 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,474 Nikhil Arora has just called to apologise to Hambar. 325 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:11,313 We are taking you live to the conversation. 326 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,318 Hello. 327 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,653 Hambar ? 328 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,655 Ambar. The name is Ambar. 329 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,822 A, A for Ambar. 330 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:22,323 Oh... and the name is Nick, not Nikhil Arora, Okay ? 331 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,662 You ! - Yes ! 332 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,793 So you've finally decided to be sensible and say sory. 333 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,502 Sory ? Are you crazy ? 334 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,339 l'm calling because... 335 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,007 what you're doing is not right. 336 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,175 And what am l doing ? 337 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,510 You're ruining my reputation. 338 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,011 How ? 339 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,181 By calling me Nikhil Arora for a star. 340 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,682 Oh, l am so sory. l had no idea you hated your name so much. 341 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,222 l won't do it again. 342 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,524 Thank you. 343 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,025 Nikhil Arora. 344 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,193 Nikhil... Arora. 345 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:59,194 Stop it ! 346 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,765 Star singing her name as well. 347 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,713 What are you doing ? 348 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,714 lf you can sing my name, l can sing yours. 349 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,885 Listen, what's your problem ? 350 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,554 What's your problem ? 351 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,723 Just because l was a little late for your stupid show, 352 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,059 you're tying to destroy my life, my career, everything ? 353 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,228 l would have tolerated your coming late, 354 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,731 if you had the decency to call and apologise. 355 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,233 Apologise ? 356 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,402 For a two-bit radio show ? 357 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,404 Forget it ! 358 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,241 Two-bit ? Fine ! Now just wait and watch... 359 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,242 how this two-bit radio show transforms you from a chef to a waiter 360 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,753 Sory. 361 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,754 Ah, sory. That's better. 362 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,426 You've finally come to your senses. 363 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,094 What ? l wasn't talking to you. 364 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,764 lt's all right Nikhil. There's nothing to be ashamed of. 365 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,966 You made a mistake, and now you've apologized. 366 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:12,063 Now listen to me. l'm going to give you another chance. But for that... 367 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,973 you'll have to come on time for my show. - l have an idea... 368 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:19,474 stuff your show in a bag: a garbage truck visits my restaurant evey night. 369 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,280 Nice one. 370 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,281 l'm sure it does. No one eats at your joint anyway... 371 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:30,452 it must all go down the drain. 372 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,129 Give her a last warning. 373 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,799 Look Ambar, this is your last warning... 374 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,468 Stuff your last warning and listen to me. 375 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,137 Unless you appear on my show and apologise to my listeners... 376 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,306 l won't let you off the hook. Now choose one. 377 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,143 Your pride or your career ? You'll sacrifice at least one of them. 378 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,478 You ! You... 379 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:57,479 Salaam Namaste. 380 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,484 What happened ? 381 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,652 l think l won. 382 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:04,653 Good. Well done, l'm proud of you. 383 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:49,364 Obviously you're not gaping like that at my food. 384 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,537 My palm is itching. 385 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:56,668 l have a feeling that the line of romance is finally emerging. 386 00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:58,710 Congratulations. 387 00:22:58,711 --> 00:22:59,878 Who've you fallen for now ? 388 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,548 All five. l'm going to ty for all five of them. 389 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,217 l'll drop my handkerchief and pick it up with a... 390 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,419 Excuse me, l think you dropped this. 391 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,756 Ron, it has your name on it. 392 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,391 Damn. 393 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:17,228 Yes ! l'll drop it, pick it up and say, lt's mine, would you like to keep it ? 394 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,231 Okay Ron, l have a lot of work. 395 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,066 Oi ! Drop that ! 396 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:22,901 Why ? 397 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,970 Because it's not lunch-time yet. And you're spoiling my arrangement. 398 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,238 Buzz off. 399 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,239 You... 400 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,909 What're you doing ? He's a kid. 401 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,445 That's the problem. Why do people have kids ? 402 00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:38,446 Why can't we just be born adults? lrritating bloody creatures. 403 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:25,627 Hello. 404 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:35,306 She's going to break my back. 405 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:39,307 Who's that guy ? - l don't know. 406 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:54,826 Any luck ? 407 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,661 Lesbians. 408 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,497 The first one said we've never met before. 409 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,666 The second one said the handkerchief wasn't hers 410 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,002 The third one said ''thank you'', took it and left. 411 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,838 And then, the Japanese girl. First she bowed, then l bowed. 412 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:10,839 She bowed again, so l bowed again. Before l straightened up, she was gone. 413 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,178 Mind-blowing. So who's left ? 414 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,215 That lndian chick. 415 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,349 She's quite hot. 416 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,184 Yes and vey smar. 417 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:24,185 She's studying to be a surgeon. She's in college with Simone. 418 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,891 You've obviously done your research. 419 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:30,194 Especially her. Because you've been staring at her for so long. 420 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,564 l don't know yaar, there's something about her. 421 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,033 There is, there is. 422 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,201 Why don't you ask her for a dance ? - Really ? 423 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,369 You must. 424 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,538 Got your handkerchief ? 425 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:44,042 Oye... chef or architect ? - l think chefs cooler. 426 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,044 She's going to be a surgeon. 427 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:50,045 Architect then. - Good choice. 428 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,455 Need some help? l give a vey good foot massage. 429 00:25:57,456 --> 00:26:00,458 Really, l have like a... black belt in foot massaging. 430 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:03,061 Really ? And how many girls have you tried that line on ? 431 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,063 We're all born with cerain qualities. 432 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:08,933 You're beautiful, l give a good foot massage. 433 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,568 Nice dodge of the bouquet, by the way. 434 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,604 You noticed ? Quite impressive. 435 00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:16,741 They say that if you catch the bouquet, you're next in line to get married. 436 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:20,244 l know. So l didn't take a chance. 437 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,414 You have a problem with marriage ? - Just a small one. 438 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,082 What ? 439 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:27,752 Husbands. 440 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,255 So you're going to be a surgeon ? - ls the news out already ? 441 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:35,256 My friend over there... Ron. 442 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,264 He keeps a tab on all the pretty girls. 443 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:44,265 You're tying to give me a compliment. - You noticed ? Quite impressive. 444 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,272 Dance ? - l'm sory, my shoes hur. 445 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,273 So leave them here. 446 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,309 Don't be silly. - No, l'm serious. 447 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:55,279 Come on, l'll take mine off as well. 448 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,280 Come on. 449 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:06,991 A friend of mine keeps tabs on all the handsome boys as well. 450 00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:11,088 Funny, she never mentioned you. What's your name ? 451 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:15,830 Nick. Why ? lt's a nice name. 452 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,969 And, what do you do ? - l'm an architect. 453 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:25,140 Architect ? - Yes, why ? l mean, what do l look like ? 454 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:29,810 No... l just happen to know another Nick. - And l thought l was going to be... 455 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:34,983 the first Nick of your life. 456 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,488 Oh crap ! 457 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:38,556 What happened ? 458 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:41,659 l hate kids ! - You hate kids ? 459 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,660 l mean, not like that, but when their parents let them loose... 460 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,167 l mean, there ought to be some discipline, right ? 461 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,170 l'm sory. You like kids huh ? 462 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,039 Love them. 463 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,509 Sarah, Amby, come on all the bridesmaids, lets take a photo. 464 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,511 Excuse me. 465 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,512 Don't go. 466 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:12,190 Wait, hold it ! Wait ! Wait for me ! 467 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,858 Oh god, did l miss your wedding ? 468 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,527 Yes, l can't believe you missed my wedding. 469 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:19,363 l am so sory baby, l'll make it up to you, l promise. 470 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,366 Nick, l'm in love. 471 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,603 Right - No really, l'm in love. 472 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,872 l'm in love with that girl ! 473 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,041 l'm going to mary her, have kids with her and... 474 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,878 l'll spend the rest of my life with her. l swear it ! 475 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,879 No more champagne for you. 476 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,883 Where's my handkerchief ... my handkerchief ? 477 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,387 Say cheese. 478 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,388 Eveybody ! Out of your clothes ! 479 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,278 One day, one moment, one life is... 480 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:11,279 alive in now, tomorrow flies. 481 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:18,719 This day, this moment, this life, lives only for now, tomorrow flies... 482 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:23,258 like she flies. 483 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,441 So, embrace life with a smile and say... 484 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:41,942 Salaam Namaste, greet life today. 485 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:23,354 Everything alive is... 486 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:26,023 swinging to life. 487 00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:30,154 come and discover the signs of life. 488 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:33,030 But how long really... 489 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,533 will it all last... 490 00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:39,994 crumbling like walls once the moment is past. 491 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,541 So lift your hands, clap a bhangra beat, 492 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,876 come my love, let our hearbeats meet. 493 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:48,212 A moment's ecstasy, a moment's excuse, 494 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:50,381 time's so hearless, so what's the use ? 495 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:54,382 My love, my love, my love 496 00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:59,223 So, embrace life with a smile and say... 497 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:03,724 Salaam Namaste, greet life today 498 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,474 Once upon a road... 499 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,676 you'll find a boy... 500 00:31:52,677 --> 00:31:55,312 who'll be passionate... 501 00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,648 and give you evey joy. 502 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:01,949 Then put it in words, around a smile. 503 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,450 Ty your luck, she may be worhwhile. 504 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:12,128 Life flies, so make it quick, say your stoy now, my love. 505 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:16,790 Youth and time are going, then gone: never to return, my love. 506 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:25,843 So, embrace life with a smile and say... 507 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:30,344 Salaam Namaste, greet life today. 508 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,675 Why are you in a suit ? 509 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:40,351 Nick, how long does it take to get to know someone ? 510 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:43,521 Depends. Sometimes one meeting can be enough, sometimes a lifetime falls shor. 511 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,522 One meeting... so l'm not being hasty then ? 512 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,193 What are you talking about Ron ? 513 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,195 l'm getting married, yaar. 514 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:55,196 Good for you. 515 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:59,367 l need some coffee. 516 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,374 Ron, are you serious ? 517 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:07,375 When ? 518 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:12,213 To who ? 519 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,566 Can't believe Cathy. 520 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,567 Can't believe Ron. 521 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,439 l still owe you a foot massage. 522 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,243 l know, my feet are really huring. 523 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,579 Apparently coffee's really good for the feet as well. 524 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,780 Really ? 525 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:46,781 You're a doctor, you should know. 526 00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:49,753 So, shall we ? 527 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,989 l'm sory, l have work. 528 00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:55,990 Well actually, even l have a few appointments. 529 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:58,462 Okay. 530 00:34:58,463 --> 00:34:59,763 Some other time then ? 531 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,599 Sure. 532 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,434 Okay, bye. 533 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:07,271 Bye. 534 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,607 Amby. 535 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,942 Are you sure you've got to go ? 536 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,943 Okay, let me check. 537 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:21,909 Hi, it's me Ambar. Not Hambar, Ambar. 538 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,120 A. A for Ambar. Forget it. 539 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:30,124 Can somebody cover my show today ? 540 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,633 lt's okay, l'll be there. 541 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,635 Sory. 542 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:41,305 What happened ? - Hambar ? 543 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:45,306 My boss Debonair. He can't say Ambar. 544 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:53,648 l guess...l'll be going. 545 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:59,820 Boss, everything's in the van. l'll see you at the restaurant. 546 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:14,171 Architect. 547 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,205 Doctor. 548 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:16,507 Nikhil Arora. 549 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:17,174 Hambar. 550 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,175 Shit ! 551 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,844 Crap ! 552 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,846 And she's completely ruined my reputation. 553 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,015 You're right. - But what a girl ! 554 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,217 She's pretty, smar, funny. 555 00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:30,187 You're right. - But she keeps calling me Nikhil Arora. 556 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,021 She hates me. 557 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,691 You're right. - But she can really play volleyball, man. 558 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,026 But he's never on time and he's vey rude. 559 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,696 That's true. - But he's a damn good cook. 560 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,031 The food at the wedding was superb ! - That's true. 561 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,367 So, should l call her or not ? - Call her. 562 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:47,368 What if she insults me again ? - You weren't any better. 563 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:50,207 You threatened to sue her. - But you told me to say that. 564 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,208 And l'm telling you to call her. 565 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,544 How can l call him ? He'll never talk to me. 566 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:55,713 You insulted him first, you should call him first. 567 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,549 But she stared it. She should call first. 568 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,550 But he threatened to sue me. He should call first. 569 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,890 lt doesn't really matter who calls first. 570 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:10,891 Look, l think you ought to... 571 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:16,063 You're calling him ? 572 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:20,401 Busy. He'll call me if he wants to. 573 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:25,743 What happened? 574 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,577 Well...? 575 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:30,578 Busy. Forget it, she'll call if she wants to. 576 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:47,264 He was here at seven o'clock sharp for the interview. 577 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,265 The leopard changes his spots ! Hambar versus Nick. 578 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,454 Aren't you going to give me the rest ? 579 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:14,455 These are for Debonair. 580 00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:19,863 Hambar versus Nick ! 581 00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:21,632 Are you a chef or an architect ? 582 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:25,763 Well, an architect by qualification. But a chef by choice. 583 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:29,473 Then why did you become an architect ? - To make my Dad happy. 584 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,642 And why did you become a chef ? - To make myself happy. 585 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,643 All right . 586 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,979 So if you meet a beautiful girl and she asks you what you do. 587 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,014 what will you say ? 588 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,817 lf the girl is well-educated, like a lawyer or a doctor.. 589 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,485 ..then l'll say l'm an architect. 590 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:45,486 But if she's creative, like a writer or an RJ.. 591 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:48,659 ..then l'm a chef. - Oh, so your truth is changeable. 592 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:53,160 Well, truth is like a recipe. Some things you hide and some you reveal.. 593 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,667 So what's the one vital truth that you've hidden so far and from whom ? 594 00:38:56,668 --> 00:39:00,668 My wife doesn't know that we're married. 595 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:03,173 Sory, just kidding. 596 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:07,174 Hambar ! What is this ? Attack ! Charge ! 597 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,347 lf you became an architect to please your Dad and a chef to please yourself.. 598 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,851 ..what will you do to please your mother ? Mary a nice lndian girl ? 599 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:14,852 Well, l don't believe in marriage. 600 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:19,153 But if Mom was alive then, yes, perhaps l'd even do that for her sake. 601 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,692 Oh l'm so sory - That's Okay . 602 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,527 Were you vey close to her ? 603 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:26,029 Vey. l was only foureen. 604 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,865 So young . 605 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:31,702 What is this ! Where is Hambar versus Nick ? 606 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:32,870 What is your favourite dish ? 607 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,372 l'd have to say, lndian meatballs. 608 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,876 Will you tell us the recipe ? This is your punishment for being late. 609 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,045 Sure, you're going to need onions, ginger, coriander, capsicum.. 610 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:45,382 Slowly, slowly ! Give our listeners time to write this down. 611 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,751 Okay sory . 612 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:51,722 Mint, green chillies, sunflower oil. 613 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:55,723 l love you . 614 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:00,564 l love you . 615 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,899 Are you crazy ? . 616 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:02,566 No . 617 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:05,402 Then what are you saying ? - That l love you . 618 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,403 You're nuts. 619 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,572 Why ? Because l love you ? 620 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,407 You don't love me. 621 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,743 Excuse me, how do you know that ? 622 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,913 Look, you decide whether you love me or not, that's your choice. 623 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:19,416 Don't tell me that l'm not in love with you. 624 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,751 Mr Nikhil Arora.. 625 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:21,585 The name is Nick . 626 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,587 Nick, Nick you are sick ! . 627 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:26,423 You're doing this just to irritate me because l insulted you on air. 628 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,759 No, you were right in doing that. l was late. l'm just.. 629 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,093 All right, l'm putting an end to this . 630 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,094 lnterview over. 631 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:35,595 Okay people, time to listen to some music Salaam Namaste 101 .5 FM. 632 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:40,935 Lovely, mindblowing ! Amazing ! 633 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,606 Ambar.. Amby listen to me. 634 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,607 Go away. 635 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:45,442 But what have l done ? 636 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,610 Why are you so angy ? 637 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:47,945 How long have you known me ? 638 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,613 For five days. 639 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:50,948 Five days ? 640 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,282 Well, l'm counting two days on the phone as well. 641 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,117 Listen, you don't even know me. 642 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,285 l do. 643 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,453 Really ? 644 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,455 What do you know about me ? - Well.. 645 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,458 You're an RJ, you're studying to be a surgeon. 646 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,961 You're vey beautiful, you dance vey well.. 647 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:08,462 ..you're superb at playing volleyball, you hate latecomers.. and l love you. 648 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:14,968 You.. you can't be in love with me. - Why ? What's wrong with you ? 649 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,973 With me ? Nothing's wrong with me, the problem's with you. Get your head checked. 650 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,480 You think a two-day acquaintance is love ! - What else can you call this ? 651 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,483 Ever since l've met you, l haven't been able to think of anything else. 652 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,986 And don't tell me that you don't feel a connection. 653 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:32,656 Yesterday, there was something between us. And there still is, today. 654 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,057 Yes there is. 655 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:35,158 But it can't be love. 656 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,493 Why ? Amby listen.. 657 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,330 Excuse me. Yes ? - Hello . 658 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,832 What ? Oh crap . 659 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,000 l'm on my way. 660 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:47,001 l'm coming . 661 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,340 You told me to get married right ? lt's all your fault. 662 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:54,341 You were the one who told me to go around dropping handkerchiefs. 663 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,180 This is what happens.. 664 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,516 when you make rash decisions. 665 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,684 Fall in love in one day.. 666 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,687 Five days. - Get married in two. lt's not a joke. 667 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,689 You don't know each other, you don't know anything about each other.. 668 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,691 and you decide to spend the rest of your lives together ? 669 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:10,527 Really stupid. - Yes, he is. 670 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,195 But who's talking about marriage ? 671 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,698 lf we need to know each other, let's do that. 672 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,534 lf we need to understand each other, let's spend time together. 673 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,703 And all this because l play good volleyball ? 674 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:23,540 No ! Because maybe this is love, and maybe not. 675 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,541 Unless we give this feeling a chance how will we find out ? 676 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:31,214 lt won't work Nick - l know, it just won't work, Nick. 677 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:31,882 Why ? 678 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,384 Because he's a pig. 679 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,887 By the time you wake up, l'm at the radio station. 680 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:39,222 You're working at the restaurant from afternoon till night.. 681 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,726 l'm in college, then l'm studying. How do we meet ? Where's the time Nick ? 682 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,729 So.. 683 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,064 so let's live together. 684 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:47,731 What ? 685 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,566 Yes ! Think.. 686 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,135 you live in the hostel all alone, and l live all alone. 687 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:53,236 Let's live together. 688 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,237 What's he saying ? 689 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:56,406 l'm just saying that Amby and l should live together, you know. 690 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:59,409 That way we.. - You're talking about yourselves ! 691 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,078 Cathy, wait. 692 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,279 Nick, no. 693 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:03,747 l'm not going to live with you. 694 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:06,917 Why ? You just said that we don't have the time to meet each other. 695 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,587 This way we'll get the chance to spend some time together, live together. 696 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,090 Nick, we've just met three days ago. 697 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,758 How can l live with you ? 698 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:18,759 So should we let go of our feelings because our work timings don't match ? 699 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:23,560 Look Amby, l don't know what we have between us. But l want to know.. 700 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:28,268 because if this is love, then l don't want to lose it. 701 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,941 No Nick. 702 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:34,942 Hey, wait a minute.. you're not thinking.. listen.. 703 00:43:35,513 --> 00:43:36,780 We'll live in separate rooms. 704 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:39,983 l don't mean living together like.. you're not thinking that, are you ? 705 00:43:39,984 --> 00:43:41,952 l don't mean that. 706 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,622 Just what do you mean Nick ? - l'll tell you. 707 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,625 We'll live in the same house, we'll eat breakfast together, watch TV together 708 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,461 And we'll share the chores. Then you'll find out.. 709 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,798 what l'm actually like, how l live at home, when l wake up.. 710 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:55,632 ln the afternoon. 711 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,801 Vey funny, but listen.. 712 00:43:57,802 --> 00:44:01,802 l'll find out what you're like, what you like doing, what your problems are.. 713 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,307 which shows you like watching, which games you like playing. 714 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,976 Do you like scrabble ? - l love scrabble. 715 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:07,644 See ? l can't play scrabble. 716 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,814 My spellings suck. Monopoly ? 717 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:14,815 And think about it, you'll never need to cook. 718 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:17,654 Nick, it's too hasty 719 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,989 Maybe.. 720 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:23,490 But if we can't tolerate each other, then we just go our separate ways. Simple 721 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,833 lt's not so simple Nick. 722 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:32,669 l'm sory. 723 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,172 Fine. 724 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:39,673 Maybe you're right. Maybe there's nothing between us. 725 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:43,046 And even if there is, it'll go away. 726 00:44:43,047 --> 00:44:45,348 Life moves on. 727 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:48,852 But ten years later, when you wake up one morning.. 728 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:52,189 to find a fat, rich doctor snoring next to you.. 729 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:56,190 won't you ask yourself, Was there something there ? 730 00:44:56,194 --> 00:45:00,694 Could something have happened ? But then, there will be no answers 731 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,866 Because you didn't give it a chance. 732 00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:09,870 Maybe Nick and Ambar could've been something, maybe not.. 733 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:13,874 but we'll never find out. 734 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:25,722 Amby ! Amby, it's Ron. He's calling on the phone. 735 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,723 What do l do ? Come. 736 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,237 l won't ever have to cook ? 737 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,238 What ? 738 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,573 l won't ever have to cook ? 739 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,742 Not an omelette, not even a cup of tea. 740 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:47,077 And separate rooms ? 741 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,246 Far away from each other. 742 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:50,247 Okay. 743 00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:53,917 So, should we star looking for a house ? 744 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,752 Wow ! - Control yourself. 745 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:59,753 Let's talk this over first. 746 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,935 l don't the trust lndians. 747 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:15,936 What's that ? 748 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,440 Babes, what l always say about lndians ? 749 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:21,778 Sory ? 750 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:26,279 Exactly. Means, l don't the trust lndians. 751 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:35,121 Hating Jaggu Yadav was, is and always will be vey easy. 752 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,963 After migrating from Bihar to Mumbai, it seemed for a while that.. 753 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:43,133 he would never strike it rich. 754 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,468 He kept getting pushed around from one place to the next. 755 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:49,306 Someone suggested going abroad and driving a cab. And so he arrived in Melbourne 756 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,507 Then he won the lottey. 757 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:53,810 His luck took a turn for the better, but his personality stayed the same 758 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,941 Hopefully you won't like him too much, because he definitely doesn't like you 759 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,820 But you're lndian yourself, and.. 760 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:10,824 l was lndian.. was. 761 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:13,997 Now, l'm Australian. 762 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:17,334 Get it, mate ? - Got it . 763 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:19,836 There are two kinds of lndians. 764 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,839 Babes, what the two kinds of lndians are ? 765 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,007 Sory ? 766 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:28,508 Exactly. One, the kind you can't trust. 767 00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:33,213 And two, the kind you can't tolerate. 768 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:38,184 Look, we just want to rent your house. We don't want to cause any problems 769 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:43,156 l see that, l see that. l can see you're Okay. 770 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,430 Nice, married couple. 771 00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:50,367 Married couples l trust. 772 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:51,201 When did you get married ? 773 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:54,871 Soon.. - A week ago. 774 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,872 We thought it would happen soon, then a week ago it suddenly happened 775 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:02,876 Quick engagement, instant marriage. And kids ? 776 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:07,214 There wasn't really much time or they would've happened as well 777 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,590 Funny guys. 778 00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:17,591 Senses of humour . l like that. 779 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:22,062 Come, let me show you the house. 780 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:28,902 Babes. 781 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:36,410 Home the sweets' home. 782 00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:56,096 What ? 783 00:48:58,502 --> 00:48:59,602 What are you looking for ? 784 00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:03,603 Nothing. Just checking to see if it opens. 785 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:09,275 This is not an lndian public loo where things that are closed don't open.. 786 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,449 and things that are open don't close. 787 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:14,951 This is Australia mate. 788 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:18,455 Open. Close. Okay, mate ? 789 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:22,456 Where's the other bathroom ? 790 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,628 Another bathroom.. what for ? 791 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,798 Just in case we have guests over.. - No guests. 792 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,968 l do not want any guests in here. 793 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:35,969 Looks here. Just the twos of you. 794 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:40,600 Babes. Tell them how much l hate guests. 795 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:41,644 Sory ? 796 00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:46,145 Exactly. Whether you agree or not, no guests. 797 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,822 So, you are wanting the house ? 798 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,159 Just a second.. - No second, only first. 799 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,829 Nice house, but this Crocodile Dundee is making me nervous. 800 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:03,500 lt's not like we have to live with him. Nice rooms. l want the bigger one. 801 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:07,501 The kitchen's quite cool as well. Let me talk to him. 802 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,672 Crap ! You scared me. 803 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:14,173 l have that effect on the peoples. lt's my personality. 804 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,181 So, you wanting the house ? 805 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,850 Well, Okay. 806 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:22,519 One year's rents in advance. 807 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,187 What ? 808 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:27,857 Translates, read my lips. 809 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:30,693 l need one year's rent in advance. 810 00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:34,824 Babes. Don't l always take the rents in the advance ? 811 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,032 Sory ? 812 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:39,536 Exactly ! - But why ? 813 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:43,537 Shor term memories, huh ? - Mammaries ? 814 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:47,874 l don't trust lndians. 815 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,383 One year's rent in advance ! 816 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:57,384 Does he think his dad owns the place ? - No, he does 817 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:00,723 And where will you get the money from ? - l encashed my bonds. 818 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,725 What ? 819 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:05,395 Nick, you'd saved that money to star your own restaurant. 820 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,230 l know. 821 00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:11,731 And how is Ambar getting the money ? - She's taking a loan against her salay 822 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:15,071 l hope you guys know what you're doing. 823 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:18,074 All this is happening so fast.. - Are you really saying this ? 824 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,910 One afternoon you meet five girls: next morning you've married one of them 825 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,247 And l'm regretting it now. You don't know these girls ! 826 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:27,917 Firstly, their logic switch is permanently off. 827 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:32,378 And if they ever switch it on by mistake, the regulator always stays on zero 828 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:39,259 But that's true. 829 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:45,599 Amby, where do you want.. 830 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,771 Has all the stuff arrived ? 831 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:52,772 Everything. 832 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,113 ls this.. staying up there ? 833 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,281 Yes, why ? 834 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:02,282 Ummm...no. lt's vey nice. 835 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,122 You're right. 836 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,458 l'll put it up in my bedroom. 837 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,292 Nick ! 838 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:13,293 We are moving back together. 839 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:18,134 Are you Okay, podgy ? - l'm all right, okay 840 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,135 Amby, guess what.. 841 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,638 You okay, podgy ? 842 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:25,769 So, she turned her logic switch on ? - No, l turned mine off. 843 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:29,812 Thought so. So the divorce is cancelled ? - Absolutely. Cancel, cancel, cancel 844 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,147 Until when ? - Forever. 845 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:34,651 But still, please keep a room for me. You never know when she'll kick me out 846 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,487 Sory buddy, that's Ambar's room. - What do you mean ? 847 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:41,157 Which word didn't you understand, Ambar or room ? 848 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:45,158 l didn't understand anything. Dude ! You'll live in separate rooms ? 849 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,164 What's he saying in Hindi ? ls he laughing at me ? 850 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,832 Yes, he's being vey rude. 851 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,835 They're living in together but in different rooms. Can you believe it ? 852 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,837 Oh podgy-wodgy, stop it ! 853 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:58,899 You guys can go to your separate rooms, we're going to our single room 854 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:04,010 All right guys, see you man. Bye. 855 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:09,916 Living separately, can you believe it? Two different rooms ! Unbelievable. ! 856 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:14,190 Today's the first day so you don't have to cook dinner. 857 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:15,191 Wow, thanks boss. 858 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,025 Shall we order in? 859 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:20,526 Sure. What do you feel like having ? Chinese ? Mexican ? lndian? 860 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:25,198 Pizza. A nice, hot, crispy, yummy pizza. 861 00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:29,205 My mouth's watering. You don't like pizza ? 862 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:31,874 No, it's not that. l only.. - Forget it. Let's get something else. 863 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,209 No, l'm fine with pizza. 864 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,544 l've had pizza. l.. 865 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:39,045 Nick, you don't have to like everything that l do. 866 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:43,553 But l like pizza. 867 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:48,054 l owe you three dollars. - You had only one slice, so one dollar. 868 00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:51,060 Okay 869 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,895 Let's settle accounts on Sunday ? 870 00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:54,230 Fine. 871 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,232 And this one's my treat. 872 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,568 Wow. Thank you. 873 00:53:58,569 --> 00:54:01,237 What do l get ? 874 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,905 One second. 875 00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:06,242 Ambar, meet Romeo. Romeo, meet Ambar. 876 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:10,079 Oh, Romeo says hi. - Hi Romeo. Where's Juliet ? 877 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,913 ln my room. 878 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,248 But don't wory Romeo. 879 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:15,251 Nothing will happen between us in your absence. 880 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,254 l don't think he's listening to you. He's checking me out. 881 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:21,257 l was afraid of that. Oi ! Behave yourself. 882 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:25,094 lf Romeo misbehaves with me, it's going to be your fault. 883 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:28,598 Come on Romeo, let's get to know each other. Say good night to Nick. 884 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:30,266 Are you sleeping ? 885 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,268 l've got to go to the radio station in the morning. 886 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:36,769 Oh, Okay, l'll clear this up. - Let it be. We'll clear up in the morning. 887 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,947 Let me guess, if we don't clean up now, you won't be able to sleep all night ? 888 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,449 No, no, nothing like that. 889 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,285 We'll do it in the morning. 890 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:50,119 Where are you going ? 891 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,120 lf you can tolerate my pizza, l can definitely tolerate cleaning up. 892 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:59,295 My sister got married when she was eighteen. 893 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:03,132 By the time she was my age, she had two kids. 894 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:07,365 l saw her life.. housework, cooking, looking after the kids. 895 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:12,975 Weren't you being forced to mary ? - Of course.. you've graduated now.. 896 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:15,978 all the nice boys will get married.. it's our last responsibility. 897 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,814 l got all of that. 898 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,817 You fought with them and came here ? - Yes. 899 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:24,818 Four years ago. Dad was vey angy. 900 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:28,988 l think Mom understands, but she doesn't have the courage to speak out 901 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:34,827 Do you talk to them ? - Mom calls me on the sly sometimes. 902 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,668 But l haven't heard Dad's voice in four years. 903 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:42,669 l've got only one life Nick. l want to live it for myself. 904 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:46,175 Believe me, l understand. 905 00:55:46,176 --> 00:55:50,176 Done. Can l go to sleep now ? - Sure. 906 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:59,021 l hope at least some of our habits match. 907 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:00,523 They will. 908 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:02,358 l can't believe you don't like pizza. 909 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:06,359 l like pizza. Sometimes. 910 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:11,868 Good night. 911 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:15,869 Good night. 912 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,386 You don't need to latch the door. 913 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:34,387 lf l didn't trust you, l wouldn't have agreed to live with you. 914 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,058 Good night. 915 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:40,059 Good night. 916 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,405 Keep it low. 917 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,073 You'll wake up Crocodile Dundee. 918 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,910 l swear. What a guy ! 919 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,078 And that strange girl who stays with him. 920 00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,413 What's that ? 921 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,414 Sory ? 922 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:02,415 Exactly. 923 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,255 l still think l love you. 924 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:10,256 Tell me in the morning. 925 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,440 Stop staring. 926 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,776 Sory. 927 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,446 How come you're up so early ? - Thanks to a whole lot of alarms. 928 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:31,113 Why ? 929 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:34,283 So that l could see you go from the bathroom to the bedroom. 930 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:36,118 Right. 931 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,621 You know something.. 932 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,289 you look beautiful. 933 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,458 Thank you. 934 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,960 And you smell great. 935 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:48,461 Thank you. Now l'm shy, and l'm going to go to my room. 936 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,967 Listen. 937 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,469 Have you got ten minutes ? 938 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,470 Why ? 939 00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:58,971 Tell me. Just ten minutes ? 940 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:01,310 Yes. 941 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:04,146 Good. Come with me. 942 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,482 l can't believe you woke up specially to make me breakfast. 943 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:10,483 Breakfast is the most imporant meal of the day. 944 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:13,489 You'll eat a proper breakfast evey day now. 945 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:14,490 Think about it. 946 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:18,491 You'll have to get up early evey morning. - l'll get used to it. 947 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:21,831 Oh God l'm really late. 948 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,500 Wait. 949 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:28,501 Have you got ten seconds ? 950 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:32,839 l've got to go. Bye ! 951 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:37,176 Frustrated yet smiling. 952 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:45,187 l just don't understand women, yaar ! 953 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:48,024 l mean, if you don't want an answer then why ask the question ? 954 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,860 lt's unbelievable, yaar ! Thrice, thrice l told her. 955 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,362 No, you haven't put on weight ! And then she stared up again. 956 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:55,031 Say swear, say swear. So l said.. 957 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:58,534 lt's okay if you've put on a couple of kilos. Doesn't make a difference to me. 958 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,703 Oh ! Wrong answer ! - l know, l know 959 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:03,806 That's where the whole fight began. And then our families got involved. 960 00:59:03,807 --> 00:59:04,707 How ? 961 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,876 We stared abusing each other's families. 962 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,377 What ? 963 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,713 And you won't believe what she did after that. 964 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,882 She bloody stared throwing biscuits at me, yaar. 965 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:16,385 And not the whole packet. She was throwing them one by one.. 966 00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:17,720 aiming each one at me ! - Crap ! So what did you do ? 967 00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:20,890 Ate them all. She kept throwing and l kept eating. 968 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:23,059 What ? 969 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,393 l know it sounds funny. 970 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,229 When you're angy it all makes sense. 971 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,232 Then ? - Then, she ran out of biscuits. 972 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:30,900 And began cying. 973 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:34,901 l want to go to my mom's house, l don't love you, l don't want to be here 974 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,907 So l thought it's Thursday night, boys' night out, let her go. 975 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:41,577 l'll apologise tomorrow. Besides, what would she do here anyway ? 976 00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,979 You should've called her. 977 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:47,917 Nick ! Boys' night out ! You and me are boys ! 978 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:51,087 And l'm married to Cathy. l know, she's not a boy. 979 00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,923 Hi boys 980 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:56,492 Hi. What are you doing here ? 981 00:59:56,493 --> 01:00:00,096 Why ? Nick asked me. 982 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:03,265 Boys' night out, yaar! - She was at Simone's, round the corner. 983 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:05,367 l said we'll go home together. 984 01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,836 Why ? ls there a problem ? 985 01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,938 No. - No, no problem at all, just that.. 986 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:12,966 if l'd known you'd be here, l'd have called Cathy as well for the boy's night out 987 01:00:13,677 --> 01:00:17,279 How was your day ? - College was bad. 988 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,148 You want some sushi ? - No thanks. 989 01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:21,283 Listen, have l put on weight ? 990 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:25,744 Put on ? l think you need to gain a few kilos. 991 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:30,623 Really ? 992 01:00:31,194 --> 01:00:34,130 The goods mornings. 993 01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:35,397 Goods morning. 994 01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:37,533 l likes. 995 01:00:37,534 --> 01:00:39,802 You're learning how to speak correct English. 996 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:44,303 When in the Rome, do the Romans. By way, where the goings ? 997 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:48,644 l'm going to work. 998 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:51,814 Damn goods you work. 999 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:54,984 l like working women a lot. 1000 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:58,985 Babes, what l always say about woman-working ? 1001 01:00:59,923 --> 01:01:00,823 Sory ? 1002 01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:03,993 Exactly. 1003 01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,929 You miss the spots there. 1004 01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:08,330 Sory ? 1005 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:12,331 Sory, sory ! You missed the bloody spots there. 1006 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:16,669 You are wanting the Dundee daddies to give you spanking on your bums ? 1007 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:23,342 Ghost of the kicks not listening to talks. 1008 01:01:26,525 --> 01:01:28,860 So where's the husbands ? 1009 01:01:28,861 --> 01:01:29,794 Sory ? 1010 01:01:29,795 --> 01:01:34,795 Exactly. Your husbands. The Nicks. 1011 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,803 Oh, the Nicks. He's sleeping. 1012 01:01:38,804 --> 01:01:43,207 Wife working, husband jerking. 1013 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:45,209 Sleeping. 1014 01:01:45,210 --> 01:01:47,045 Same to same. 1015 01:01:47,046 --> 01:01:48,613 Okay, l'm running late for work. 1016 01:01:48,614 --> 01:01:50,715 Have a good day. 1017 01:01:50,716 --> 01:01:53,551 l never play. 1018 01:01:53,552 --> 01:01:55,720 Husbands..? 1019 01:01:55,721 --> 01:01:59,724 Amby ! Hey, Amby.. - Yes my dear Jignesh ? 1020 01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:02,060 What are you doing ? Let's watch a movie. 1021 01:02:02,061 --> 01:02:04,295 Sory, l've got to meet Nick. - Hello ! 1022 01:02:04,296 --> 01:02:06,898 Ever since this Nikhil Arora has entered your life.. 1023 01:02:06,899 --> 01:02:10,001 But seriously, take some time out for your friends. 1024 01:02:10,002 --> 01:02:13,404 Oh, oh my god l'm late. Must be Nick. 1025 01:02:13,405 --> 01:02:14,505 Hey Nick. 1026 01:02:14,506 --> 01:02:15,239 Who's this ? 1027 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,741 This, my dear man, is Jignesh. 1028 01:02:16,742 --> 01:02:18,576 Where's Amby ? - She's right here. 1029 01:02:18,577 --> 01:02:21,913 And if you don't mind may she watch a movie with me, please ? 1030 01:02:21,914 --> 01:02:24,749 lt's her life. Why should l mind ? 1031 01:02:24,750 --> 01:02:27,085 Hey Nick. Don't listen to him, l'm coming. 1032 01:02:27,086 --> 01:02:31,756 No listen, that's why l called. l won't be able to make it. 1033 01:02:31,757 --> 01:02:34,425 l've got to make the provisions list for this month with Dheka. 1034 01:02:34,426 --> 01:02:38,429 You cary on with Jignesh. - No, no. l've got to shop for the house. 1035 01:02:38,430 --> 01:02:40,264 l'll see you at home. - l'll be late. 1036 01:02:40,265 --> 01:02:45,265 l'll be waiting. 1037 01:03:09,027 --> 01:03:14,027 Oh ! Jesus Christ ! 1038 01:03:15,367 --> 01:03:19,137 l thought you'd be asleep by now. - Not before you come home. 1039 01:03:19,138 --> 01:03:22,306 l'll be late evey night. - l'll get used to it. 1040 01:03:22,307 --> 01:03:25,910 Hey, the house looks amazing. - Thanks. 1041 01:03:25,911 --> 01:03:30,314 You did all this in one day ? 1042 01:03:30,315 --> 01:03:34,485 Aren't the curains too silk-satiny ? 1043 01:03:34,486 --> 01:03:37,822 And what are these candles for ? We never have power cuts here 1044 01:03:37,823 --> 01:03:41,159 You aren't even slightly romantic 1045 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,493 That's worse ! 1046 01:03:42,494 --> 01:03:45,163 Shut up. l love these candles. Smell them. 1047 01:03:45,164 --> 01:03:50,164 What ? - Smell them. They're scented candles. 1048 01:03:50,335 --> 01:03:52,336 Sory. 1049 01:03:52,337 --> 01:03:53,671 You don't like anything, do you ? 1050 01:03:53,672 --> 01:03:55,840 No ! l love it. 1051 01:03:55,841 --> 01:04:00,841 Difference number three. 1052 01:04:03,682 --> 01:04:06,184 Hello ? Hey Ron ! 1053 01:04:06,185 --> 01:04:08,186 Hi Cathy. 1054 01:04:08,187 --> 01:04:09,353 What ? 1055 01:04:09,354 --> 01:04:10,354 That's great news ! 1056 01:04:10,355 --> 01:04:11,956 Are you mad ? 1057 01:04:11,957 --> 01:04:13,958 Wow ! When did you find out ? 1058 01:04:13,959 --> 01:04:15,193 What was the bloody hury ? 1059 01:04:15,194 --> 01:04:17,195 What do you mean it just happened ? Haven't you heard of protection ? 1060 01:04:17,196 --> 01:04:19,030 Oh Cathy, l'm so happy for you. 1061 01:04:19,031 --> 01:04:23,534 You don't know what you're getting into, staying up nights, changing diapers. 1062 01:04:23,535 --> 01:04:24,268 And, and.. 1063 01:04:24,269 --> 01:04:27,538 l know ! Seeing them walk for the first time, hearing them speak. 1064 01:04:27,539 --> 01:04:30,041 Ron ! Your life's over. 1065 01:04:30,042 --> 01:04:32,543 Oh Cathy, this is such a bright new chapter. 1066 01:04:32,544 --> 01:04:34,879 l'm going to come and see you in the evening. Okay ? Bye ! 1067 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:39,880 l have no words, Ron. No, l have no words. 1068 01:04:40,385 --> 01:04:43,120 Nick ! 1069 01:04:43,121 --> 01:04:44,188 Oh shit ! 1070 01:04:44,189 --> 01:04:47,391 No, no it's fine. ls it bleeding ? 1071 01:04:47,392 --> 01:04:49,160 Yes. 1072 01:04:49,161 --> 01:04:51,062 Oh, damn it. 1073 01:04:51,063 --> 01:04:52,063 Let me take a look. 1074 01:04:52,064 --> 01:04:54,232 No, no, it's all right. - lt's not all right Nick. 1075 01:04:54,233 --> 01:04:55,733 lt's a really bad cut. You need to see a doctor. 1076 01:04:55,734 --> 01:04:57,735 No ! No doctors ! Trust me. 1077 01:04:57,736 --> 01:04:59,904 lt's fine. - Nick, you may need stitches. 1078 01:04:59,905 --> 01:05:02,573 lt's really bad. - Stitches ? No, no, no stitches. 1079 01:05:02,574 --> 01:05:04,408 Listen, l know my system. lt's all right. 1080 01:05:04,409 --> 01:05:06,577 Stop all that ! - Nick, stop being difficult. 1081 01:05:06,578 --> 01:05:07,745 You need a doctor. 1082 01:05:07,746 --> 01:05:11,182 No, No doctor please ! Okay ? l don't like hospitals and doctors. 1083 01:05:11,183 --> 01:05:14,185 l am a doctor ! 1084 01:05:14,186 --> 01:05:15,253 Stop moving. 1085 01:05:15,254 --> 01:05:17,321 lt'll burn ! - lt won't 1086 01:05:17,322 --> 01:05:20,091 lt will burn. - You won't even know when it happens. 1087 01:05:20,092 --> 01:05:21,092 Right. 1088 01:05:21,093 --> 01:05:23,861 Okay shut your eyes and think of something nice. 1089 01:05:23,862 --> 01:05:28,099 Like ? - Like anything.. something you like. 1090 01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:32,036 lmagine me, in a towel.. 1091 01:05:32,037 --> 01:05:35,106 just coming out of the shower. 1092 01:05:35,107 --> 01:05:36,607 Yes. 1093 01:05:36,608 --> 01:05:37,942 My hair is wet. 1094 01:05:37,943 --> 01:05:39,443 Yes. 1095 01:05:39,444 --> 01:05:42,280 The water is dripping on the carpet. 1096 01:05:42,281 --> 01:05:44,382 Not on my carpet. 1097 01:05:44,383 --> 01:05:48,452 You come close to me.. 1098 01:05:48,453 --> 01:05:52,790 vey close. 1099 01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,458 And.. 1100 01:05:54,459 --> 01:05:55,459 And ? 1101 01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:57,128 And.. 1102 01:05:57,129 --> 01:05:58,462 And ? 1103 01:05:58,463 --> 01:05:59,964 And.. 1104 01:05:59,965 --> 01:06:01,299 And ? 1105 01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,301 And.. it's done 1106 01:06:03,302 --> 01:06:05,970 lt's done - lt's done ? 1107 01:06:05,971 --> 01:06:10,474 Hey, finish the stoy. 1108 01:06:10,475 --> 01:06:14,145 Come on. 1109 01:06:14,146 --> 01:06:15,646 You come closer to me. 1110 01:06:15,647 --> 01:06:16,981 And ? 1111 01:06:16,982 --> 01:06:21,982 Closer. 1112 01:06:48,513 --> 01:06:53,513 Always, her feet are in the clouds. 1113 01:06:53,518 --> 01:06:56,020 Always, her eyes stare me down. 1114 01:06:56,021 --> 01:06:59,023 Always, her anger is frost. 1115 01:06:59,024 --> 01:07:01,692 Always, the fire in her eyes. 1116 01:07:01,693 --> 01:07:04,028 Always, in the midst of a fight.. 1117 01:07:04,029 --> 01:07:08,866 a mistaken smile and always.. 1118 01:07:08,867 --> 01:07:14,867 my hear goes hmmm. 1119 01:07:28,887 --> 01:07:33,887 Always when l talk, he's sleepy. 1120 01:07:33,892 --> 01:07:39,296 Always when he wakes, he's weepy. 1121 01:07:39,564 --> 01:07:44,564 Always he's stealing up behind me, always waking me out of reverie.. 1122 01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:48,906 taking me in his arms and falling all over himself and always.. 1123 01:07:48,907 --> 01:07:54,907 my hear goes hmmm. 1124 01:08:25,610 --> 01:08:30,448 Yes, she's only telling me no. 1125 01:08:30,449 --> 01:08:35,449 Yes, she's only giving me attitude. 1126 01:08:35,620 --> 01:08:40,620 Yes, she's only a little pigheaded. 1127 01:08:40,625 --> 01:08:45,625 Yes, she's only got no brains.. 1128 01:08:46,131 --> 01:08:51,131 always on the wrong side of the road always brushing my wrong side.. 1129 01:08:51,136 --> 01:08:55,639 always never giving me time, never being reasonable. 1130 01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:00,640 She's always there before time... and takes no excuses... 1131 01:09:00,645 --> 01:09:05,316 but never failing to wait for me and always.. 1132 01:09:05,317 --> 01:09:11,317 my hear goes hmmm. 1133 01:09:41,686 --> 01:09:46,524 Cy-baby at the movies. 1134 01:09:46,525 --> 01:09:51,525 Mouth agape in dreams. 1135 01:09:51,696 --> 01:09:56,696 So stupid at times.. 1136 01:09:56,701 --> 01:10:01,701 he deserves a thrashing.. 1137 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:07,040 for never meaning whatever he says. 1138 01:10:07,045 --> 01:10:11,549 Furniture's in the clod's way, he's battling drapes evey day. 1139 01:10:11,550 --> 01:10:16,550 when it's his turn for vacuuming, a disaster is brewing. 1140 01:10:16,555 --> 01:10:20,891 He ends winded and falling asleep, but he's why.. 1141 01:10:20,892 --> 01:10:26,892 my hear goes hmmm. 1142 01:11:12,777 --> 01:11:17,615 Somewhat different. 1143 01:11:17,616 --> 01:11:22,616 sometimes wrong. 1144 01:11:22,787 --> 01:11:27,787 Somewhat strange. 1145 01:11:27,792 --> 01:11:32,792 sometimes errant. 1146 01:11:33,131 --> 01:11:37,801 She's like what l never imagined. 1147 01:11:37,802 --> 01:11:42,473 He's just like whatever l dreamt. 1148 01:11:42,474 --> 01:11:45,142 ls that why l feel like he's mine ? 1149 01:11:45,143 --> 01:11:47,811 ls she a dream ? 1150 01:11:47,812 --> 01:11:52,149 Oh how l wish he won't vanish, because.. 1151 01:11:52,150 --> 01:11:58,150 my hear goes hmmm. 1152 01:13:19,571 --> 01:13:22,573 Hey.. hey what's wrong ? 1153 01:13:22,574 --> 01:13:27,574 Amby.. what's this ? 1154 01:13:27,579 --> 01:13:29,413 Amby, please, talk to me. 1155 01:13:29,414 --> 01:13:31,248 What happened ? 1156 01:13:31,249 --> 01:13:32,249 l'm pregnant. 1157 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,917 What ? 1158 01:13:33,918 --> 01:13:35,919 l'm pregnant. 1159 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:39,923 What ? Are you sure ? 1160 01:13:39,924 --> 01:13:42,259 Completely sure ? 1161 01:13:42,260 --> 01:13:45,596 Yes. l took the test twice. lt was positive both times. 1162 01:13:45,597 --> 01:13:50,267 Oh crap ! 1163 01:13:50,268 --> 01:13:52,603 How could you do this ? 1164 01:13:52,604 --> 01:13:53,937 How could l do this ? 1165 01:13:53,938 --> 01:13:55,606 l mean, how did this happen ? 1166 01:13:55,607 --> 01:13:57,274 We always use protection. 1167 01:13:57,275 --> 01:13:58,442 l know.. - Then ? 1168 01:13:58,443 --> 01:14:01,945 Then what, Nick ? You know that protection's not always hundred percent. 1169 01:14:01,946 --> 01:14:03,447 Then why are you asking me ? 1170 01:14:03,448 --> 01:14:06,784 Sory . 1171 01:14:06,785 --> 01:14:08,452 Get rid of it. 1172 01:14:08,453 --> 01:14:09,286 What ? 1173 01:14:09,287 --> 01:14:10,287 Get rid of it. 1174 01:14:10,288 --> 01:14:13,123 You don't want this kid ! l don't want it. 1175 01:14:13,124 --> 01:14:16,794 Let's kill it. 1176 01:14:16,795 --> 01:14:22,256 The word is aborion, Nick. We need an aborion. Don't say kill it. 1177 01:14:22,467 --> 01:14:24,334 What difference does it make what we call it ? 1178 01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:29,466 We've got to do what has to be done ! Let's go now. l'll come with you. 1179 01:14:40,819 --> 01:14:43,654 l'll stay here. 1180 01:14:43,655 --> 01:14:45,989 You won't come with me ? 1181 01:14:45,990 --> 01:14:49,660 Amby, you know me. Hospitals and doctors and.. 1182 01:14:49,661 --> 01:14:54,661 Fine. 1183 01:14:55,834 --> 01:14:56,667 Come. 1184 01:14:56,668 --> 01:14:59,336 Hello Mrs Winters. 1185 01:14:59,337 --> 01:15:01,505 We feeling good today ? 1186 01:15:01,506 --> 01:15:02,506 Excellent. 1187 01:15:02,507 --> 01:15:05,008 This is Ambar Malhotra, a student of mine. 1188 01:15:05,009 --> 01:15:06,510 Ambar, sit. 1189 01:15:06,511 --> 01:15:08,846 lt's fascinating to watch, you know. 1190 01:15:08,847 --> 01:15:13,784 Excuse me. 1191 01:15:13,785 --> 01:15:17,588 After five months your baby responds to voices. 1192 01:15:17,589 --> 01:15:22,589 Look... he's responding to us! 1193 01:15:22,694 --> 01:15:26,029 There, you see the hands taking shape. 1194 01:15:26,030 --> 01:15:28,699 You don't see the legs because the body's in the way. 1195 01:15:28,700 --> 01:15:32,035 But l'm sure you can feel the legs - Oh yes, she can kick. 1196 01:15:32,036 --> 01:15:37,036 lt could be a he.-lt's a she. l know it. l can just feel it. 1197 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:40,377 And just there, you can see the baby's hear beating. 1198 01:15:40,378 --> 01:15:45,378 She's so beautiful. Oh god, l think l'm going to cy. 1199 01:15:45,717 --> 01:15:49,052 Judy, everything all right ? - Everything's perfect. 1200 01:15:49,053 --> 01:15:52,389 Mrs Winters, l'll send your repors. - Okay great ! Thank you. 1201 01:15:52,390 --> 01:15:53,056 Welcome. 1202 01:15:53,057 --> 01:15:58,057 Are we going now ? - Yes. Bye-bye. 1203 01:15:58,229 --> 01:16:03,929 lt's been twenty years and yet evey time l see a new life, l still feel the same. 1204 01:16:04,736 --> 01:16:07,237 Life giving birh to life. 1205 01:16:07,238 --> 01:16:10,073 lt really is amazing. 1206 01:16:10,074 --> 01:16:15,205 But when it's conceived, it isn't a new life, it's just a par of your body. 1207 01:16:15,413 --> 01:16:17,414 Well, that's depends on your viewpoint. 1208 01:16:17,415 --> 01:16:21,752 l believe that it's a new life from the moment of conception. 1209 01:16:21,753 --> 01:16:23,754 But, maybe l'm old-fashioned. 1210 01:16:23,755 --> 01:16:26,256 So tell me, how come you're here ? 1211 01:16:26,257 --> 01:16:28,258 l'm pregnant. 1212 01:16:28,259 --> 01:16:31,428 Wow. Congratulations. l didn't know you were married. 1213 01:16:31,429 --> 01:16:36,429 l need an aborion. 1214 01:16:42,774 --> 01:16:47,774 Don't wory Ambar. With laser technology you won't even feel the pain. 1215 01:16:48,947 --> 01:16:53,947 lt'll all be done in fifteen minutes. You just relax, Okay ? 1216 01:17:13,104 --> 01:17:18,104 Nick ? Where are we going ? - Home. Why ? Do you have some work ? 1217 01:17:19,444 --> 01:17:24,081 l think you should rest today. - No. 1218 01:17:24,082 --> 01:17:28,719 l mean us. The two of us. Where are we going ? 1219 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,455 l.. l don't understand. 1220 01:17:31,456 --> 01:17:34,524 Three months ago l met a guy. 1221 01:17:34,525 --> 01:17:37,194 Before l met him, l detested him. 1222 01:17:37,195 --> 01:17:42,195 Then l met him and l took a liking and we stared living together. 1223 01:17:42,934 --> 01:17:47,934 And now, now l love him. - l hope you're talking about me. 1224 01:17:52,110 --> 01:17:56,513 l love you too Amby. You know that. 1225 01:17:56,514 --> 01:18:00,183 So now what ? What happens now ? 1226 01:18:00,184 --> 01:18:02,786 l don't know. l haven't thought about it. 1227 01:18:02,787 --> 01:18:07,787 l guess, with time we'll both realise what we want. 1228 01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:11,328 How much time ? - What do you mean ? 1229 01:18:11,329 --> 01:18:13,663 Nick, we stared living together for a reason.. 1230 01:18:13,664 --> 01:18:16,800 to get to know, to understand each other. 1231 01:18:16,801 --> 01:18:19,536 This wasn't a relationship, it was the beginning of one, right ? 1232 01:18:19,537 --> 01:18:20,637 Right. 1233 01:18:20,638 --> 01:18:24,608 So we made a beginning, and l think it's a vey good beginning. 1234 01:18:24,609 --> 01:18:27,577 l like being with you. You like being with me. 1235 01:18:27,578 --> 01:18:29,846 So shouldn't we think about this relationship now ? 1236 01:18:29,847 --> 01:18:33,583 Don't tell me you're talking about marriage ? 1237 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,285 Are you ? 1238 01:18:35,286 --> 01:18:37,854 l don't know. 1239 01:18:37,855 --> 01:18:42,292 Amby, you're the one who said that you're not ready for marriage.. 1240 01:18:42,293 --> 01:18:46,596 that you can't even think about it now. - Yes. l couldn't think of marriage then. 1241 01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:51,201 l didn't know what l wanted from life. But now l know. 1242 01:18:51,202 --> 01:18:53,603 What do you know ? 1243 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:57,340 That l want to be with you for the rest of my life. 1244 01:18:57,341 --> 01:19:02,677 Ambar, l like living with you too. And we are living together. 1245 01:19:03,214 --> 01:19:04,548 Then why..? 1246 01:19:04,549 --> 01:19:06,316 Because l love you. 1247 01:19:06,317 --> 01:19:09,619 And maybe l want the right to have a say in your life.. 1248 01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:12,255 and l want to give you that right too. 1249 01:19:12,256 --> 01:19:16,726 Do you still think we don't know each other ? 1250 01:19:16,727 --> 01:19:19,229 Why are we afraid of giving this relationship a name, Nick ? 1251 01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:22,833 Amby, listen to me. This will complicate everything. 1252 01:19:22,834 --> 01:19:27,834 Please don't ruin this. 1253 01:19:28,339 --> 01:19:30,674 You've just been through a major trauma. 1254 01:19:30,675 --> 01:19:32,542 l know this was not easy for you. 1255 01:19:32,543 --> 01:19:34,911 Just let it be for a few days and.. 1256 01:19:34,912 --> 01:19:36,813 l didn't get the aborion done. 1257 01:19:36,814 --> 01:19:41,051 What ? 1258 01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:46,052 And then l saw the hands and the beating of the hear. 1259 01:19:46,424 --> 01:19:49,059 lt was a life Nick.. 1260 01:19:49,060 --> 01:19:54,060 living inside that woman, a life now inside me. 1261 01:19:55,266 --> 01:19:57,567 l can't destroy it. 1262 01:19:57,568 --> 01:20:00,103 What the.. listen to yourself. 1263 01:20:00,104 --> 01:20:03,306 What are you saying ? You have a life ! 1264 01:20:03,307 --> 01:20:06,910 Your studies, your work, us damn it ! 1265 01:20:06,911 --> 01:20:09,546 You want to give it all up just for the sake of a child ? 1266 01:20:09,547 --> 01:20:15,213 No Nick. l didn't want this. l'm scared too. 1267 01:20:16,454 --> 01:20:17,621 But l can't kill it. 1268 01:20:17,622 --> 01:20:22,622 The word is aborion ! 1269 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:26,062 Amby, listen to me. 1270 01:20:26,063 --> 01:20:27,898 You're ruining both our lives. 1271 01:20:27,899 --> 01:20:31,801 Please, don't do this. 1272 01:20:31,802 --> 01:20:35,605 l need time to think this over. 1273 01:20:35,606 --> 01:20:39,409 This is not just your decision you know. lt's my life as well. 1274 01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:41,611 And l don't want this kid. 1275 01:20:41,612 --> 01:20:42,445 l know. 1276 01:20:42,446 --> 01:20:45,549 And this doesn't make any difference to you ? 1277 01:20:45,550 --> 01:20:47,884 Nick, do you love me ? 1278 01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:49,553 What difference does it make, Ambar ? 1279 01:20:49,554 --> 01:20:53,056 What difference does it make how much l love you and how much you love me ! 1280 01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:55,225 l can't give you the proof that you're asking for. 1281 01:20:55,226 --> 01:20:56,893 l don't want to get married. 1282 01:20:56,894 --> 01:20:58,528 l don't want this kid. 1283 01:20:58,529 --> 01:21:02,365 No matter how many times you ask me, nothing's going to change. 1284 01:21:02,366 --> 01:21:03,833 You're right. 1285 01:21:03,834 --> 01:21:05,502 We still haven't understood each other. 1286 01:21:05,503 --> 01:21:09,639 Yes ! We're far from understanding ! Because l thought.. 1287 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:13,610 l was with a sensible, intelligent girl who'll live life to the fullest with me. 1288 01:21:13,611 --> 01:21:14,844 l'm sory you were inconvenienced. 1289 01:21:14,845 --> 01:21:17,147 Oh go to hell. 1290 01:21:17,148 --> 01:21:20,717 You know what, l'm glad we decided to live together first. 1291 01:21:20,718 --> 01:21:25,718 Because right now all l can think of is... Thank God, we didn't get married. 1292 01:21:30,194 --> 01:21:32,062 Now you listen to me. 1293 01:21:32,063 --> 01:21:36,399 You have absolutely no responsibility towards me and this baby. 1294 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:40,203 You want to be free, you're free. 1295 01:21:40,204 --> 01:21:45,204 l'll decide what l have to do now. 1296 01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:58,855 One more thing. You once asked me a question.. 1297 01:21:58,856 --> 01:22:03,856 about whether l'd ask myself ten years on why l didn't give Nick and Ambar a chance. 1298 01:22:04,295 --> 01:22:09,032 And the answer is yes, l would ask myself that. l'm glad l gave us this chance. 1299 01:22:09,033 --> 01:22:12,502 Now l will never regret having lost something. 1300 01:22:12,503 --> 01:22:17,503 l'm glad l discovered that there was nothing to lose anyway. 1301 01:22:55,279 --> 01:22:56,346 Give him some time. 1302 01:22:56,347 --> 01:22:57,614 l'm sure he'll feel differently. 1303 01:22:57,615 --> 01:23:00,617 Feel differently ? The hell he'll feel differently. 1304 01:23:00,618 --> 01:23:03,420 Don't you Cathy me ! Ron, all you guys are all the same. 1305 01:23:03,421 --> 01:23:04,487 But what did l do ? 1306 01:23:04,488 --> 01:23:07,257 The same, all of you ! Wimps, cowards. 1307 01:23:07,258 --> 01:23:08,925 Everything's fine while it's fun and games. 1308 01:23:08,926 --> 01:23:11,528 Eveyone's laughing, eveyone's having fun, taking it easy. 1309 01:23:11,529 --> 01:23:15,098 Then, the minute that it comes the time to take just a little bit of responsibility. 1310 01:23:15,099 --> 01:23:18,301 what do you do ? You run. - But did l run ? 1311 01:23:18,302 --> 01:23:21,037 Tell me, did l run ? - Oh you want to run, don't you ? 1312 01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:23,907 You want to run right out that door, because we don't need you. 1313 01:23:23,908 --> 01:23:26,676 You know that, don't you ? Frankly, l think we're better off without you. 1314 01:23:26,677 --> 01:23:28,445 But.. what did l do ? 1315 01:23:28,446 --> 01:23:33,049 Oh, your friend ! Your best friend ! Look what he's done to my best friend. 1316 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,317 l'll talk to him. 1317 01:23:34,318 --> 01:23:36,820 No, you won't say anything to him. 1318 01:23:36,821 --> 01:23:38,288 Then what will you do, Ambar ? 1319 01:23:38,289 --> 01:23:40,390 Will you bloody well speak English ? 1320 01:23:40,391 --> 01:23:42,892 Darling, l was just asking her what she's going to do. 1321 01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:44,561 where she's going to stay.. - What do you mean where she'll stay. 1322 01:23:44,562 --> 01:23:48,031 She'll stay with us of course! How dare you even ask that question ? 1323 01:23:48,032 --> 01:23:50,300 She's got nowhere else to go. You know what's going on here, do you ? 1324 01:23:50,301 --> 01:23:53,470 You'll stay with us, right ? - l've no problem, she can stay here. 1325 01:23:53,471 --> 01:23:55,972 Ambar, you can stay here as long as you like. 1326 01:23:55,973 --> 01:23:56,806 No. 1327 01:23:56,807 --> 01:24:01,807 No ? Then what are you going to do ? 1328 01:24:18,829 --> 01:24:20,764 l've paid half the rent for this house. 1329 01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:23,533 So, for the next eight months, this is as much my house as it's yours. 1330 01:24:23,534 --> 01:24:25,268 So l'm not going anywhere. 1331 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:30,269 From now on, l'll live in my room. lf you have a problem, you're free to go. 1332 01:24:32,042 --> 01:24:34,544 Let's just ty not to get into each other's faces. 1333 01:24:34,545 --> 01:24:38,648 Please don't keep reminding me that you live here too. Okay ? 1334 01:24:38,649 --> 01:24:43,649 Okay. 1335 01:24:50,661 --> 01:24:53,530 So now what ? - Nothing. 1336 01:24:53,531 --> 01:24:57,667 We like each other but we want different things from life. 1337 01:24:57,668 --> 01:24:59,035 So will you leave her ? 1338 01:24:59,036 --> 01:25:00,703 Do l have a choice ? - Of course you have a choice. 1339 01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:04,073 You can be with her for ever - But where the hell was l going, yaar ? 1340 01:25:04,074 --> 01:25:06,943 l was with her, it's not like l was running away. 1341 01:25:06,944 --> 01:25:09,479 And if we'd stayed happy, l would have stayed with her. 1342 01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:13,116 So where the hell did this forever nonsense crop up from ? 1343 01:25:13,117 --> 01:25:16,753 So you'll never mary ? - Maybe. 1344 01:25:16,754 --> 01:25:18,788 And you don't want kids either? - Definitely not. 1345 01:25:18,789 --> 01:25:20,857 Why ? - Why what ? Marriage or kids ? 1346 01:25:20,858 --> 01:25:26,160 Marriage. - Ron, why do we stay with someone ? 1347 01:25:26,597 --> 01:25:30,166 Because we want to be happy, right? But what if we don't find happiness ? 1348 01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:34,103 Will we let a piece of paper tell us now live in misey, you are trapped. 1349 01:25:34,104 --> 01:25:37,807 You and two witnesses have signed off on a document with forever written on it. 1350 01:25:37,808 --> 01:25:39,709 And now, you have to live unhappily ever after! 1351 01:25:39,710 --> 01:25:42,812 But why unhappy, Nick ? - Because people change Ron. 1352 01:25:42,813 --> 01:25:43,980 Look at yourself. 1353 01:25:43,981 --> 01:25:47,984 You used to be happy, carefree, you'd hit on a girl whenever you saw one. 1354 01:25:47,985 --> 01:25:50,320 l liked you. And now.. 1355 01:25:50,321 --> 01:25:52,655 all you can talk about is how you and Cathy fight. 1356 01:25:52,656 --> 01:25:55,825 What the fight was about, how irrational she is. 1357 01:25:55,826 --> 01:25:59,829 That's all you say. - Untrue, we have good times together. 1358 01:25:59,830 --> 01:26:03,199 Yeah ? When was the last time you looked good for her ? 1359 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,668 What do you mean ? - l mean you put on your best clothes.. 1360 01:26:05,669 --> 01:26:08,705 took her out, candlelight, wine, romance..? 1361 01:26:08,706 --> 01:26:11,174 When was the last time you took Cathy on a date ? 1362 01:26:11,175 --> 01:26:13,443 But who goes on a date after you're married ? 1363 01:26:13,444 --> 01:26:16,980 Exactly ! l want evey day to be like a first date. 1364 01:26:16,981 --> 01:26:18,281 There was romance between Ambar and me. 1365 01:26:18,282 --> 01:26:22,018 We had laughter, joy.. because we lived together out of choice. 1366 01:26:22,019 --> 01:26:24,787 lt was perfect ! - Life is not perfect, Nick. 1367 01:26:24,788 --> 01:26:26,890 Our life was, Ron ! 1368 01:26:26,891 --> 01:26:30,994 We loved to care for each other, she'd wait up for me at nights. 1369 01:26:30,995 --> 01:26:35,231 l'd wake up early in the mornings for her. After marriage, everything changes. 1370 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:37,033 We star taking each other for granted. 1371 01:26:37,034 --> 01:26:38,902 The same fights, the same misunderstandings. 1372 01:26:38,903 --> 01:26:41,137 Why do you come home so late? Why don't you wake up early ? 1373 01:26:41,138 --> 01:26:42,238 Why do you have to go out with friends ? 1374 01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,873 But all this can happen even without marriage, right ? 1375 01:26:43,874 --> 01:26:45,842 That's it. 1376 01:26:45,843 --> 01:26:47,844 And that's when you know it's over. 1377 01:26:47,845 --> 01:26:52,845 And you should always have that freedom, to say that it's over. 1378 01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:01,417 Hi baby. Okay, but isn't there some other way ? 1379 01:27:02,493 --> 01:27:05,395 Of course l understand. Of course l care about the baby. 1380 01:27:05,396 --> 01:27:10,396 Of course l love you ! No but.. can, can we think of something ? 1381 01:27:10,401 --> 01:27:13,603 Okay, all right. 1382 01:27:13,604 --> 01:27:16,806 l love you too. 1383 01:27:16,807 --> 01:27:19,409 What happened? 1384 01:27:19,410 --> 01:27:24,013 Cathy's saying that when the baby comes, Goofy can't stay with us. 1385 01:27:24,014 --> 01:27:25,715 Why ? 1386 01:27:25,716 --> 01:27:30,716 She's just paranoid. Allergy from the fur or he might bite the baby.. 1387 01:27:30,754 --> 01:27:32,722 Oh crap. 1388 01:27:32,723 --> 01:27:36,459 l hate this man. l love Goofy. 1389 01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,694 See what l mean ? 1390 01:27:37,695 --> 01:27:42,695 Now it's all going to star. Do's and dont's, sacrifices, adjustments.. 1391 01:27:42,733 --> 01:27:45,068 So what ? 1392 01:27:45,069 --> 01:27:50,069 Do it then. You're the one who's ready to play daddy. 1393 01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:54,077 Will you take Goofy in ? 1394 01:27:54,078 --> 01:27:59,078 Are you going to cy ? 1395 01:28:30,681 --> 01:28:35,681 Turn that thing down. 1396 01:28:35,886 --> 01:28:39,689 Will you please turn the tv off ? - l can't sleep unless l watch tv. 1397 01:28:39,690 --> 01:28:42,325 Then keep the volume low. You don't live here alone. 1398 01:28:42,326 --> 01:28:45,161 Oh really ? l thought we weren't going to remind each other about that ? 1399 01:28:45,162 --> 01:28:49,032 That's right. And this idiotic volume in the middle of the night.. 1400 01:28:49,033 --> 01:28:54,033 keeps reminding me that you live here too, so..! 1401 01:29:01,712 --> 01:29:03,379 What the hell are you doing ? 1402 01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:07,617 l paid for this tv. l'll watch it whenever l want, at whatever volume l want. 1403 01:29:07,618 --> 01:29:09,919 So please, from now on, don't touch my tv. 1404 01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:14,490 Fine. 1405 01:29:14,491 --> 01:29:15,725 Oh crap, what are you doing ? 1406 01:29:15,726 --> 01:29:17,960 l pay the cable bill evey month. 1407 01:29:17,961 --> 01:29:22,961 So please, don't attach it to your tv from now on. 1408 01:30:04,842 --> 01:30:08,678 Nick. 1409 01:30:08,679 --> 01:30:11,647 Damn it Nick, come out ! 1410 01:30:11,648 --> 01:30:15,151 This is not your drawing room where you can chill out over a newspaper. 1411 01:30:15,152 --> 01:30:16,519 Nick, how can you be so disgusting ! 1412 01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:21,520 You're drinking milk in the loo ! 1413 01:30:21,925 --> 01:30:24,794 Nikhil Arora, this is your last warning ! Come out ! 1414 01:30:24,795 --> 01:30:27,463 Nikhil.. right that's it ! 1415 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:32,464 There's no way l'm coming out now! Do whatever you want. 1416 01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:47,016 What is this ? - l feel better when l smell this soap. 1417 01:30:47,017 --> 01:30:48,718 Otherwise l'll throw up again. 1418 01:30:48,719 --> 01:30:51,754 This, you psycho ! - A lesson to you. 1419 01:30:51,755 --> 01:30:53,823 Are you bloody crazy ? 1420 01:30:53,824 --> 01:30:58,795 You threw up in my cap.. in my chefs cap...crap ! 1421 01:30:58,796 --> 01:30:59,495 How could you ? 1422 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:02,365 What did you want me to do ? You build a bloody house in there. 1423 01:31:02,366 --> 01:31:03,366 Do you want me to break the door down ? 1424 01:31:03,367 --> 01:31:08,771 But in my chefs cap ? You're sick ! - Yes you idiot ! lt's morning sickness 1425 01:31:08,972 --> 01:31:11,674 An insensitive man like you can never understand this. 1426 01:31:11,675 --> 01:31:13,843 Why can't you comprehend such a small thing ? 1427 01:31:13,844 --> 01:31:17,213 There is a pregnant girl living with you in this house. 1428 01:31:17,214 --> 01:31:20,216 Please, keep the bathroom free as far as possible. 1429 01:31:20,217 --> 01:31:22,318 Why the hell should l suffer if you want a kid ? 1430 01:31:22,319 --> 01:31:24,153 Don't l need the bathroom ? 1431 01:31:24,154 --> 01:31:26,522 You were reading the newspaper in there. - So ? 1432 01:31:26,523 --> 01:31:28,090 Can't you come outside and read it ? 1433 01:31:28,091 --> 01:31:30,593 - No ! l read the newspaper in the loo.. 1434 01:31:30,594 --> 01:31:31,894 it's my habit. - And the milk ? 1435 01:31:31,895 --> 01:31:32,995 Do you have to drink that in there as well? 1436 01:31:32,996 --> 01:31:37,667 Yes. Otherwise, l don't get pressure in the mornings. 1437 01:31:37,668 --> 01:31:40,403 So you enjoy your pressure, and you enjoy your paper. 1438 01:31:40,404 --> 01:31:44,707 l swear, if l don't throw up in Juliet's bowl tomorrow, you can change my name. 1439 01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:48,711 Oh, you just ty it, you just bloody ty it. 1440 01:31:48,712 --> 01:31:52,014 You can't even imagine what l'll do to your room after that. 1441 01:31:52,015 --> 01:31:56,085 What'll you do, huh ? What'll you do ? - l..l don't know ! 1442 01:31:56,086 --> 01:31:59,322 l haven't thought about it yet. But l'll definitely do something ! 1443 01:31:59,323 --> 01:32:01,858 Look Nick, please ty and understand. 1444 01:32:01,859 --> 01:32:04,327 There's a pregnant girl living with you in this house. 1445 01:32:04,328 --> 01:32:09,328 So please, keep the bathroom free. 1446 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:15,200 Okay. But on one condition. You have to wash this. 1447 01:32:24,214 --> 01:32:29,447 This. This is exactly why l don't trust lndians. 1448 01:32:30,921 --> 01:32:34,090 Babes, why l don't the trust lndians ? 1449 01:32:34,091 --> 01:32:35,491 Sory ? 1450 01:32:35,492 --> 01:32:36,592 Exactly. 1451 01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:39,228 Listen, we don't want to live here. 1452 01:32:39,229 --> 01:32:43,099 So please return the remaining rent. 1453 01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:46,469 Can't do it buddy boy. Just can't do it. 1454 01:32:46,470 --> 01:32:49,939 You can keep one month's rent as notice. 1455 01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:51,474 But return the rest at least. 1456 01:32:51,475 --> 01:32:53,910 Why do you want to leave the house ? - Personal reasons. 1457 01:32:53,911 --> 01:32:55,945 Then l can't return your money either. 1458 01:32:55,946 --> 01:32:57,780 Why ? 1459 01:32:57,781 --> 01:33:00,316 Personal reasons. 1460 01:33:00,317 --> 01:33:05,054 Look, there's eight months left. Stay, have fun, have a good time. 1461 01:33:05,055 --> 01:33:10,055 After that, you can go wherever you want with your wife. 1462 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:12,461 We lied to you. 1463 01:33:12,462 --> 01:33:14,330 Really ? 1464 01:33:14,331 --> 01:33:15,998 We're not married. 1465 01:33:15,999 --> 01:33:19,201 Now you'll have to throw us out ! - Why ? 1466 01:33:19,202 --> 01:33:21,704 Because you only want married tenants. - Who said that ? 1467 01:33:21,705 --> 01:33:23,105 You did ! 1468 01:33:23,106 --> 01:33:28,106 l said that l like married people because they're idiots. 1469 01:33:28,512 --> 01:33:31,547 And idiots aren't dangerous. 1470 01:33:31,548 --> 01:33:34,116 Then l'm not an idiot. 1471 01:33:34,117 --> 01:33:39,117 l'm dangerous ! 1472 01:33:39,323 --> 01:33:41,557 Are you threatening me ? 1473 01:33:41,558 --> 01:33:43,693 No. 1474 01:33:43,694 --> 01:33:48,564 Good. Because l don't like threats. 1475 01:33:48,565 --> 01:33:53,565 Okay. 1476 01:33:53,603 --> 01:33:57,173 Stay if you want. Leave if you want. 1477 01:33:57,174 --> 01:34:00,543 l don't give a crocodile's arse! 1478 01:34:00,544 --> 01:34:03,379 Babes, do l care ? 1479 01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:05,047 Sory ? 1480 01:34:05,048 --> 01:34:07,817 Exactly. 1481 01:34:07,818 --> 01:34:11,954 Good. Vey good. You have to move on. 1482 01:34:11,955 --> 01:34:14,557 There's nothing left in this relationship. 1483 01:34:14,558 --> 01:34:19,558 Amby, you deserve someone much better - l know. 1484 01:34:20,530 --> 01:34:24,166 But you still love him.- Yes. 1485 01:34:24,167 --> 01:34:26,535 Why ? 1486 01:34:26,536 --> 01:34:31,536 Love isn't like a switch that l can just turn off. 1487 01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:34,810 lt'll take time. - Why ? 1488 01:34:34,811 --> 01:34:36,379 He's a coward. 1489 01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:38,581 He doesn't understand you, doesn't care for you.. 1490 01:34:38,582 --> 01:34:40,483 He's troubling you instead of helping. 1491 01:34:40,484 --> 01:34:42,218 Why do you still love him ? 1492 01:34:42,219 --> 01:34:46,288 Because those three months were the best of my life. 1493 01:34:46,289 --> 01:34:51,289 l'm still unable to accept the fact that it was all a lie, a facade. 1494 01:34:51,294 --> 01:34:56,294 The Nick that l was in love with didn't exist. 1495 01:34:56,833 --> 01:34:59,568 Move on, Amby. 1496 01:34:59,569 --> 01:35:03,205 Don't hur yourself any more. 1497 01:35:03,206 --> 01:35:08,206 l'm working on it. 1498 01:35:08,645 --> 01:35:13,645 For instance, if you rearrange the letters of mother-in-law, you get woman-hitler. 1499 01:35:13,717 --> 01:35:16,752 You're kidding ! - No, no, l'm serious. Check it out. 1500 01:35:16,753 --> 01:35:18,587 Wow, what a co-incidence. 1501 01:35:18,588 --> 01:35:21,223 Actually l don't think it's a co-incidence at all. 1502 01:35:21,224 --> 01:35:24,660 Hey Cathy - Hey Amby.... hi. 1503 01:35:24,661 --> 01:35:28,597 The house looks beautiful. - Oh so do you..thank you. 1504 01:35:28,598 --> 01:35:32,935 Hey, come let me show you around the house. You're going to love it. 1505 01:35:32,936 --> 01:35:34,437 And this is the master bedroom. 1506 01:35:34,438 --> 01:35:39,341 Oh l see. 1507 01:35:39,342 --> 01:35:43,446 What do you intend to see in this ? 1508 01:35:43,447 --> 01:35:46,582 Myself... and may be Cathy too! 1509 01:35:46,583 --> 01:35:49,351 Oh wow. What a beautiful study - l know . 1510 01:35:49,352 --> 01:35:52,588 l'm sure you can't wait to use it. - Oh we've used it already don't wory. 1511 01:35:52,589 --> 01:35:57,460 This is a vey strong table. 1512 01:35:57,461 --> 01:36:00,429 Oi ! Mindblowing, man. 1513 01:36:00,430 --> 01:36:02,398 Check the chairs. Vibrating chairs. l love it. 1514 01:36:02,399 --> 01:36:07,399 Sit, sit. 1515 01:36:08,472 --> 01:36:12,274 Vibrating chairs are so much fun! - While watching movies ? 1516 01:36:12,275 --> 01:36:15,177 Someday we'll do that as well. 1517 01:36:15,178 --> 01:36:17,813 And this is where we'll be spending a lot of our time. 1518 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:19,181 You got a Jacuzzi ! 1519 01:36:19,182 --> 01:36:23,052 You bet. l told Ron that if he wants a home theatre, l want a Jacuzzi. 1520 01:36:23,053 --> 01:36:25,688 l love blackmail - l know ! 1521 01:36:25,689 --> 01:36:27,690 And this is our guest bedroom. 1522 01:36:27,691 --> 01:36:30,459 You mean my room. - Did you give me a room ? 1523 01:36:30,460 --> 01:36:34,930 This is my room. This is where Cathy will send me after we fight 1524 01:36:34,931 --> 01:36:39,931 And this is my favourite room. 1525 01:36:47,544 --> 01:36:49,145 Okay and this is.. 1526 01:36:49,146 --> 01:36:52,982 ..Ron, Mr. Smith's here. 1527 01:36:52,983 --> 01:36:55,117 Oh shit ! My boss. Cathy come on, let's go. 1528 01:36:55,118 --> 01:37:00,118 Coming. 1529 01:37:42,666 --> 01:37:47,666 l will always be with you my love. 1530 01:37:48,371 --> 01:37:54,371 Walking beside you, like the sk above. 1531 01:38:56,072 --> 01:39:01,601 ln summer's sun, l'll give you shade. 1532 01:39:01,945 --> 01:39:07,577 ln autumn's loneliness, l'll be your shadow. 1533 01:39:08,084 --> 01:39:13,545 When in doubt, count me in. 1534 01:39:13,757 --> 01:39:19,423 With you, l've found life at last. 1535 01:39:19,629 --> 01:39:25,431 ln a web of joys you cast.. 1536 01:39:26,002 --> 01:39:32,002 ..am l discovering all l ever wished for, or am l lost ? 1537 01:39:33,410 --> 01:39:38,410 ..l'll always be with you, my love.. 1538 01:39:39,249 --> 01:39:45,249 ..walking with you, like the sk above. 1539 01:40:40,910 --> 01:40:46,576 Let the sorrow-laden clouds rain on me. 1540 01:40:47,050 --> 01:40:52,511 Let the despairing moments come to rest on me. 1541 01:40:53,089 --> 01:40:58,527 All of your pain, give to me. 1542 01:40:58,728 --> 01:41:04,257 Find someone to love my hear seemed to say.. 1543 01:41:04,567 --> 01:41:10,403 ..where secrets aren't held, and all is given away.. 1544 01:41:10,840 --> 01:41:16,540 ..but when l open my eyes, will my dream be gone, or stay ? 1545 01:41:18,214 --> 01:41:23,214 l will always be with you, my love. 1546 01:41:24,053 --> 01:41:30,053 Walking beside you, like the sk above. 1547 01:42:01,090 --> 01:42:01,857 Shit ! 1548 01:42:01,858 --> 01:42:03,258 l know. 1549 01:42:03,259 --> 01:42:04,092 lt's perfect. 1550 01:42:04,093 --> 01:42:06,295 l know. 1551 01:42:06,296 --> 01:42:08,263 What a location, yaar ! 1552 01:42:08,264 --> 01:42:10,632 lsn't it expensive ? - Distress sale. 1553 01:42:10,633 --> 01:42:14,369 l'm getting it at half price. 1554 01:42:14,370 --> 01:42:16,638 Your dream restaurant, in front of you. 1555 01:42:16,639 --> 01:42:18,941 Finally ! - Finally. 1556 01:42:18,942 --> 01:42:23,245 ln the corner, an outdoor barbecue and kitchen. Everything in front of your eyes. 1557 01:42:23,246 --> 01:42:26,248 Waitresses ? - Of course, all in swimming costumes. 1558 01:42:26,249 --> 01:42:28,650 Yes, yes, yes. 1559 01:42:28,651 --> 01:42:30,385 Has your loan been processed ? 1560 01:42:30,386 --> 01:42:33,021 Almost. The formalities will be over by the afternoon. 1561 01:42:33,022 --> 01:42:36,825 And then, l will be the proud owner of ''Nick's Boat'' 1562 01:42:36,826 --> 01:42:39,428 Nick's Boat ? - That's the name. 1563 01:42:39,429 --> 01:42:40,429 lt's horrible. 1564 01:42:40,430 --> 01:42:43,532 l love it.- l also love it. 1565 01:42:43,533 --> 01:42:46,368 Congratulations brother, l'm so happy for you man. 1566 01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:48,070 Oh, it's my bank manager. 1567 01:42:48,071 --> 01:42:51,373 Hello Mr Lehmann. Everything good ? 1568 01:42:51,374 --> 01:42:55,077 What ? But l don't understand. You said everything had been approved. 1569 01:42:55,078 --> 01:42:58,680 Oh Mr. Lehmann you can't do this to me. l was counting on you. 1570 01:42:58,681 --> 01:43:00,549 But you have all the business plans. 1571 01:43:00,550 --> 01:43:04,453 No l can't make such a big down-payment. l don't have that kind of cash. 1572 01:43:04,454 --> 01:43:09,454 Oh Mr. Lehmann please don't do this. That restaurant means everything to me. 1573 01:43:09,526 --> 01:43:14,526 l mean, there must be something you can do. 1574 01:43:14,864 --> 01:43:19,864 Okay. Well, thanks for tying. 1575 01:43:20,270 --> 01:43:22,304 What ? 1576 01:43:22,305 --> 01:43:23,572 The loan was disapproved. 1577 01:43:23,573 --> 01:43:24,907 Why ? 1578 01:43:24,908 --> 01:43:27,209 They need a twenty five percent down-payment. 1579 01:43:27,210 --> 01:43:29,077 So ? 1580 01:43:29,078 --> 01:43:30,946 All my money's gone into the house, Ron. 1581 01:43:30,947 --> 01:43:35,947 Shit ! Mine too. 1582 01:43:42,792 --> 01:43:45,494 Here you go princess. We've reached your palace. 1583 01:43:45,495 --> 01:43:47,930 Thanks Jignesh. l had a great time. 1584 01:43:47,931 --> 01:43:50,299 Nice movie ? 1585 01:43:50,300 --> 01:43:53,368 Can l ask you something ? 1586 01:43:53,369 --> 01:43:57,339 Do you still love that idiot ? 1587 01:43:57,340 --> 01:44:02,471 But it doesn't hur so much now. Besides l've given up hope of things changing. 1588 01:44:03,112 --> 01:44:04,846 ls there anything l can do ? 1589 01:44:04,847 --> 01:44:09,847 Just be there, like you always have. - l'm always there. l love you, yaar. 1590 01:44:19,762 --> 01:44:24,762 Jerk. 1591 01:44:34,177 --> 01:44:37,312 These are all the accounts that need to be cleared. 1592 01:44:37,313 --> 01:44:42,313 Take a look and please give me your share. l need the money. 1593 01:44:49,726 --> 01:44:51,793 Stop it Nick ! What are you doing ? 1594 01:44:51,794 --> 01:44:54,796 From now on, the curains l don't like will not be put up in the living room. 1595 01:44:54,797 --> 01:44:57,132 And l hate these damn candles. 1596 01:44:57,133 --> 01:45:00,535 You decorate your room however you like, l don't want to see any of this here. 1597 01:45:00,536 --> 01:45:03,572 You're doing this just because l asked you for my money ? 1598 01:45:03,573 --> 01:45:06,108 The hell with your money. 1599 01:45:06,109 --> 01:45:07,242 Just take it all, okay ? 1600 01:45:07,243 --> 01:45:09,277 Account cleared. Fine ? 1601 01:45:09,278 --> 01:45:11,913 Now you do your share. You don't do the dishes. 1602 01:45:11,914 --> 01:45:15,183 Your pregnancy books and papers are scattered all over the living room. 1603 01:45:15,184 --> 01:45:18,420 Not a living room, it's a garbage dump. l can't stand it. 1604 01:45:18,421 --> 01:45:20,155 We should put up a sign: 1605 01:45:20,156 --> 01:45:23,992 ''Please dump all your garbage in our living room.. 1606 01:45:23,993 --> 01:45:25,594 ..there's enough space'' 1607 01:45:25,595 --> 01:45:28,263 Listen. You like cleanliness, you clean it up. 1608 01:45:28,264 --> 01:45:29,898 Why the hell should l clean up your mess ? 1609 01:45:29,899 --> 01:45:32,234 Then live with it - l am living with it. 1610 01:45:32,235 --> 01:45:36,338 l've lived in this stupid house with you for the last ten months, haven't l? 1611 01:45:36,339 --> 01:45:37,439 l'm tolerating you too. 1612 01:45:37,440 --> 01:45:40,676 Do you hear me complaining? - What the hell will you complain about? 1613 01:45:40,677 --> 01:45:44,713 How am l bothering you? - You show me your face. Eveyday. 1614 01:45:44,714 --> 01:45:47,616 You live in the same house. lsn't that enough ? 1615 01:45:47,617 --> 01:45:48,650 Just get lost ! 1616 01:45:48,651 --> 01:45:53,255 l can't believe l gave up my restaurant for this madness. 1617 01:45:53,256 --> 01:45:55,223 What did you say ? 1618 01:45:55,224 --> 01:45:59,461 l wasted all my savings just to live here with you, in this house, okay ? 1619 01:45:59,462 --> 01:46:01,630 The money that l had saved up for my restaurant. 1620 01:46:01,631 --> 01:46:06,762 lt's all gone, finished, over. And for what ? A living room full of your shit ! 1621 01:46:06,969 --> 01:46:10,806 Was it my idea ? To live together, to rent this house ? 1622 01:46:10,807 --> 01:46:14,743 l can't leave my bloody job because l took a loan for this house. 1623 01:46:14,744 --> 01:46:17,913 l'm going to work and l'm studying in this condition. 1624 01:46:17,914 --> 01:46:22,914 And you jerk, instead of helping me, you're giving me attitude ? 1625 01:46:25,121 --> 01:46:26,888 What ? 1626 01:46:26,889 --> 01:46:27,889 lt kicked. 1627 01:46:27,890 --> 01:46:29,725 What ? 1628 01:46:29,726 --> 01:46:33,695 lt kicked. 1629 01:46:33,696 --> 01:46:35,797 lt's the first time. 1630 01:46:35,798 --> 01:46:38,934 l can't feel.. Oh my God ! 1631 01:46:38,935 --> 01:46:41,503 Yes. 1632 01:46:41,504 --> 01:46:45,340 Oh crap ! Again. Can you feel it ? - Of course l can feel it 1633 01:46:45,341 --> 01:46:50,341 lt's happening in my stomach. 1634 01:47:17,206 --> 01:47:20,442 Four butter nans, one butter daal. 1635 01:47:20,443 --> 01:47:22,377 Mixed vegetables please. 1636 01:47:22,378 --> 01:47:27,378 One butter chicken. 1637 01:47:27,717 --> 01:47:30,819 Something's off, boss. 1638 01:47:30,820 --> 01:47:35,023 Something's off ? 1639 01:47:35,024 --> 01:47:36,892 lt's okay. - Okay ? 1640 01:47:36,893 --> 01:47:41,730 Just handle it, man. 1641 01:47:41,731 --> 01:47:45,033 Done ? - Almost, boss. Garnishing okay ? 1642 01:47:45,034 --> 01:47:47,169 Looking like a mistress, right ? 1643 01:47:47,170 --> 01:47:49,704 Listen, are you married ? 1644 01:47:49,705 --> 01:47:50,605 Yes. 1645 01:47:50,606 --> 01:47:51,606 Any kids ? 1646 01:47:51,607 --> 01:47:54,276 One son. But my life's a living hell now. - Why ? 1647 01:47:54,277 --> 01:47:57,145 He's sick for at least a couple of days evey week, cries all night. 1648 01:47:57,146 --> 01:48:00,482 Then there's the cost of food, clothes, toys, l can't even afford a holiday. 1649 01:48:00,483 --> 01:48:04,152 Exactly. So you were happier before ? -Hundred percent ! ln fact.. 1650 01:48:04,153 --> 01:48:07,389 ..l was happier before marriage ! No tension at all. 1651 01:48:07,390 --> 01:48:11,193 Then one shouldn't mary, right ? - No way. 1652 01:48:11,194 --> 01:48:12,627 But there's one thing. 1653 01:48:12,628 --> 01:48:17,032 Sometimes when my son smiles at me, or grabs my finger.. 1654 01:48:17,033 --> 01:48:19,401 ..it feels like everything's okay. 1655 01:48:19,402 --> 01:48:24,402 All my tensions drain away. That feeling can only come from a kid. 1656 01:49:01,944 --> 01:49:04,379 l think he likes you. 1657 01:49:04,380 --> 01:49:07,415 You're having a baby ? 1658 01:49:07,416 --> 01:49:08,149 First baby ? 1659 01:49:08,150 --> 01:49:09,017 Yes. 1660 01:49:09,018 --> 01:49:11,786 You know, l think you're going to make a great father. 1661 01:49:11,787 --> 01:49:16,024 Okay, bye - Bye. 1662 01:49:16,025 --> 01:49:21,025 Here are the books you ordered, Nick. - Thanks, John. 1663 01:50:01,737 --> 01:50:03,204 What are you doing ? 1664 01:50:03,205 --> 01:50:06,508 l thought it was a thief ! - Thief ! Do you remember that.. 1665 01:50:06,509 --> 01:50:09,611 ..someone else also lives in this house? - Yes, but you were being so quiet. 1666 01:50:09,612 --> 01:50:11,646 You always come in and switch on the lights, the tv.. 1667 01:50:11,647 --> 01:50:12,781 ..Your door was open. 1668 01:50:12,782 --> 01:50:15,583 l was tying not to disturb you. 1669 01:50:15,584 --> 01:50:17,953 You were tying to.. what ? 1670 01:50:17,954 --> 01:50:20,789 Now why are you awake at this hour ? - l'm going out. 1671 01:50:20,790 --> 01:50:23,925 Now ? Where ? - What do you care ? 1672 01:50:23,926 --> 01:50:25,627 Come on, take it easy. 1673 01:50:25,628 --> 01:50:28,530 here are you going at eleven pm? - l want to eat ice cream. 1674 01:50:28,531 --> 01:50:31,766 Ah, no problem. 1675 01:50:31,767 --> 01:50:34,836 Here. lce cream. 1676 01:50:34,837 --> 01:50:38,440 No. l want to have Ben and Jery's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream. 1677 01:50:38,441 --> 01:50:40,542 But l thought you didn't like chocolate ice cream ? 1678 01:50:40,543 --> 01:50:42,243 Damn it Nick, you won't understand. 1679 01:50:42,244 --> 01:50:44,980 These things happen during a pregnancy. When you have a craving.. 1680 01:50:44,981 --> 01:50:46,548 you can't think of anything else. 1681 01:50:46,549 --> 01:50:48,917 All l can think of is Ben and Jery's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream. 1682 01:50:48,918 --> 01:50:52,487 Okay, okay. Get it tomorrow. - No Nick. l want it now ! 1683 01:50:52,488 --> 01:50:54,456 What do you care ? Go to sleep ! 1684 01:50:54,457 --> 01:50:59,457 Oh fine ! Do what you want. 1685 01:51:10,172 --> 01:51:11,139 Chocolate, right ? 1686 01:51:11,140 --> 01:51:13,041 What are you doing ? 1687 01:51:13,042 --> 01:51:14,676 You wanted chocolate ice cream, right ? 1688 01:51:14,677 --> 01:51:16,845 No, Nick. 1689 01:51:16,846 --> 01:51:21,516 Ambar, it's really late. Please don't confuse me. 1690 01:51:21,517 --> 01:51:25,186 l want Ben and Jery's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice cream. 1691 01:51:25,187 --> 01:51:26,988 Where the hell will we find Ben and Jery's at this hour ? 1692 01:51:26,989 --> 01:51:27,989 We'll find something. 1693 01:51:27,990 --> 01:51:29,958 lt'll be open in St Kilda. - lt'll be closed. 1694 01:51:29,959 --> 01:51:34,959 lt'll be open, l know. 1695 01:51:40,436 --> 01:51:43,738 Shit ! That's impossible. 1696 01:51:43,739 --> 01:51:46,541 l mean, how can they be shut ? 1697 01:51:46,542 --> 01:51:48,243 Are they allowed to close down ? 1698 01:51:48,244 --> 01:51:53,181 lt's only what, a quarer to twelve! The whole world wants to eat ice cream. 1699 01:51:53,182 --> 01:51:54,749 What if it's an emergency ? 1700 01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:58,253 lt could be a matter of life and death. 1701 01:51:58,254 --> 01:52:03,254 And they're shut ? 1702 01:52:04,160 --> 01:52:07,262 Okay sory, but where will you find it at this time ? 1703 01:52:07,263 --> 01:52:08,630 Have something else. 1704 01:52:08,631 --> 01:52:13,501 Nick, l have to have Ben.. - And Jery's Belgian Dark Chocolate... 1705 01:52:13,502 --> 01:52:18,502 l know, l know. But where ? - l don't care. 1706 01:52:19,775 --> 01:52:24,775 What's going on man ? 1707 01:52:47,303 --> 01:52:51,306 Fifteen to midnight, two souls on a roll.. 1708 01:52:51,307 --> 01:52:56,177 ..what's goin' on ? 1709 01:52:56,178 --> 01:53:00,181 When the roads are asleep where are we going to.. 1710 01:53:00,182 --> 01:53:04,686 ..what's goin' on ? 1711 01:53:04,687 --> 01:53:06,921 Why, who asked you out ? 1712 01:53:06,922 --> 01:53:11,922 Why are you wagging behind me ? 1713 01:53:13,496 --> 01:53:15,797 What's your bother, l'll do what l want. 1714 01:53:15,798 --> 01:53:18,700 Who are you to preach ? 1715 01:53:18,701 --> 01:53:24,701 l'm on my way, what's up with you ? What's goin' on ? 1716 01:53:26,742 --> 01:53:30,812 Just fifteen to midnight and two souls on a roll.. 1717 01:53:30,813 --> 01:53:35,813 what's goin' on ? 1718 01:53:54,003 --> 01:53:58,339 Stop acting high-and-mighty. 1719 01:53:58,340 --> 01:54:02,677 lt's a big bad world out here. 1720 01:54:02,678 --> 01:54:07,182 Where'd you learn to talk big ? 1721 01:54:07,183 --> 01:54:11,119 Don't ty to save me from the world. 1722 01:54:11,120 --> 01:54:15,523 Why girl, you'll regret being gone. 1723 01:54:15,524 --> 01:54:19,961 You run now, but you'll return. 1724 01:54:19,962 --> 01:54:24,365 What l know is, once your're gone, you never return. 1725 01:54:24,366 --> 01:54:30,366 l'm on my way, what's up with you ? What's goin' on ? 1726 01:55:19,488 --> 01:55:23,958 Come tell me this.. 1727 01:55:23,959 --> 01:55:28,329 ..why do you care ? 1728 01:55:28,330 --> 01:55:32,800 Who cares, you can get lost. 1729 01:55:32,801 --> 01:55:36,904 Live like a loner, if you can. 1730 01:55:36,905 --> 01:55:41,276 l'll live a loner, if l got to go it alone. 1731 01:55:41,277 --> 01:55:45,613 l'll take my losses and l'll get along. 1732 01:55:45,614 --> 01:55:47,782 Then get going, 1733 01:55:47,783 --> 01:55:52,783 ..getting along, alone, go the long haul. 1734 01:56:57,219 --> 01:57:02,219 You ever had that dream about going to work wearing no clothes ? 1735 01:57:02,358 --> 01:57:07,358 No ? l've seen it often. And l feel exactly like that right now. 1736 01:57:09,131 --> 01:57:14,035 Two Ben and Jery's Belgian Dark Chocolate ice creams please. 1737 01:57:14,036 --> 01:57:19,036 Anything else sir ? - No, just lots of it. 1738 01:57:23,445 --> 01:57:28,445 Thank you. 1739 01:57:42,865 --> 01:57:47,865 Stop it, people will think l'm doing something to you. 1740 01:57:48,237 --> 01:57:50,238 You know what ? 1741 01:57:50,239 --> 01:57:55,239 l completely understand. 1742 01:57:56,812 --> 01:58:01,812 Thanks. 1743 01:58:09,124 --> 01:58:14,124 You're not eating. lsn't it nice ? 1744 01:58:16,732 --> 01:58:21,732 lt's perfect. 1745 01:59:19,061 --> 01:59:20,695 There's a cookey show on TV. 1746 01:59:20,696 --> 01:59:24,265 l'd really like to watch it. Can l have the cable please ? 1747 01:59:24,266 --> 01:59:27,268 Sure. - Thanks. 1748 01:59:27,269 --> 01:59:31,072 Thank you. 1749 01:59:31,073 --> 01:59:33,474 l'll keep the volume down. l promise. 1750 01:59:33,475 --> 01:59:38,475 Thanks. 1751 01:59:49,691 --> 01:59:52,093 Do you want to watch something ? 1752 01:59:52,094 --> 01:59:55,930 No thanks. 1753 01:59:55,931 --> 02:00:00,931 Nick, l need to talk to you. 1754 02:00:06,308 --> 02:00:07,708 Tell me. 1755 02:00:07,709 --> 02:00:10,311 Nick you're not doing anything wrong. 1756 02:00:10,312 --> 02:00:15,312 You're not ready for a marriage and kids and you're being completely honest. 1757 02:00:15,717 --> 02:00:20,717 You're doing just what's right for you and what you want for yourself. 1758 02:00:22,324 --> 02:00:26,093 Who can understand this better than me ? 1759 02:00:26,094 --> 02:00:29,564 l've always lived my life for myself. 1760 02:00:29,565 --> 02:00:34,565 l've never thought about how it might affect my mom and dad. 1761 02:00:35,203 --> 02:00:40,203 Who knows, maybe this is retribution. 1762 02:00:40,342 --> 02:00:42,877 Maybe it's all karma. 1763 02:00:42,878 --> 02:00:46,781 And only you could give me this lesson. 1764 02:00:46,782 --> 02:00:51,686 Because l've never loved anybody as much. 1765 02:00:51,687 --> 02:00:53,654 Look Amby, l. 1766 02:00:53,655 --> 02:00:59,655 Till now, it was all about me, my happiness, my pain, my life. 1767 02:01:01,129 --> 02:01:06,129 Not anymore, now everything has changed. 1768 02:01:06,301 --> 02:01:09,270 Now it's all about my baby. 1769 02:01:09,271 --> 02:01:14,732 This life that's growing inside me. l can do anything for this baby, Nick. 1770 02:01:15,210 --> 02:01:17,144 l can endure anything. 1771 02:01:17,145 --> 02:01:21,382 But l can't imagine my baby being hur. 1772 02:01:21,383 --> 02:01:26,383 l'd decided never to ask you for anything for either me or my baby. 1773 02:01:28,390 --> 02:01:31,192 But today l've gathered the courage to ask you for something. 1774 02:01:31,193 --> 02:01:32,393 What ? 1775 02:01:32,394 --> 02:01:35,196 l have a disorder in my blood. 1776 02:01:35,197 --> 02:01:36,897 Anything serious ? 1777 02:01:36,898 --> 02:01:40,868 No. l'm thalassemia minor. 1778 02:01:40,869 --> 02:01:43,738 This doesn't affect me in any way. 1779 02:01:43,739 --> 02:01:48,802 But if you.. if you have this disorder too, 1780 02:01:49,244 --> 02:01:52,213 then there could be complications for the baby. 1781 02:01:52,214 --> 02:01:54,482 The child could be thalassemia major. 1782 02:01:54,483 --> 02:01:56,584 l don't have any complications. 1783 02:01:56,585 --> 02:01:58,319 Trust me. l am fine. 1784 02:01:58,320 --> 02:02:01,288 Nick, get a blood test, please. 1785 02:02:01,289 --> 02:02:03,457 What ? No way. 1786 02:02:03,458 --> 02:02:05,326 l'm telling you there's nothing wrong with me. 1787 02:02:05,327 --> 02:02:06,927 l've never had a problem in my life. l'm fine. 1788 02:02:06,928 --> 02:02:09,030 Nick you can't be sure unless you have the test. 1789 02:02:09,031 --> 02:02:13,367 Please, for me, for my baby, Nick. lt's a small blood test. 1790 02:02:13,368 --> 02:02:15,136 Please, l beg of you. 1791 02:02:15,137 --> 02:02:21,137 Look Amby, ty and understand, l've never taken a blood test in my life. 1792 02:02:23,045 --> 02:02:25,546 l won't be able to do it. 1793 02:02:25,547 --> 02:02:27,448 l'm sory. 1794 02:02:27,449 --> 02:02:29,850 l asked you for such a little thing.. 1795 02:02:29,851 --> 02:02:33,954 l'm sory Amby. l just can' t do it. 1796 02:02:33,955 --> 02:02:38,955 Go away Nick. 1797 02:02:46,234 --> 02:02:48,102 Nikhil Arora. 1798 02:02:48,103 --> 02:02:50,104 How can l help you ? 1799 02:02:50,105 --> 02:02:51,672 lt's about the pregnancy. 1800 02:02:51,673 --> 02:02:53,507 You're pregnant ? 1801 02:02:53,508 --> 02:02:58,245 No l'm.. l'm Ambar's boyfriend. 1802 02:02:58,246 --> 02:03:01,949 So you're the one who's scared of blood. 1803 02:03:01,950 --> 02:03:05,152 You're really scared aren't you ? - Yes.. can we do this quickly ? 1804 02:03:05,153 --> 02:03:06,454 You don't wory at all. 1805 02:03:06,455 --> 02:03:08,122 lt won't even take a minute. 1806 02:03:08,123 --> 02:03:13,123 We just need to put a syringe in your vein and extract 10 ccs of blood. 1807 02:03:14,329 --> 02:03:16,664 Nick, are you okay ? 1808 02:03:16,665 --> 02:03:21,665 No. So please hury up and do what you have to do. 1809 02:03:25,907 --> 02:03:27,041 lt's over. 1810 02:03:27,042 --> 02:03:28,342 Did it hur ? 1811 02:03:28,343 --> 02:03:33,214 What ? lt's over ? Are we done ? 1812 02:03:33,215 --> 02:03:36,884 Can l go ? - Sure. You'll get the repor tomorrow. 1813 02:03:36,885 --> 02:03:41,885 You can take this copy of the sonography with you if you like. 1814 02:03:45,293 --> 02:03:46,227 Give it to Ambar. 1815 02:03:46,228 --> 02:03:47,828 Thank you. 1816 02:03:47,829 --> 02:03:50,364 And congratulations. 1817 02:03:50,365 --> 02:03:53,234 Oh, for the blood test ? 1818 02:03:53,235 --> 02:03:58,235 No, for the twins. 1819 02:04:01,176 --> 02:04:02,209 Twins ? 1820 02:04:02,210 --> 02:04:07,210 Yes. Didn't Ambar tell you ? You're going to have twins 1821 02:04:08,116 --> 02:04:11,152 l'm meeting you for the first time today in eight months of her pregnancy. 1822 02:04:11,153 --> 02:04:12,319 You're the father, Nick. 1823 02:04:12,320 --> 02:04:15,890 Don't you have any responsibility ? She's doing everything alone. 1824 02:04:15,891 --> 02:04:20,027 There's nobody to help her, neither her family, nor yours. 1825 02:04:20,028 --> 02:04:23,164 l've told her to rest but l don't think she's listening. 1826 02:04:23,165 --> 02:04:27,301 Nick, you need to suppor her, help her. 1827 02:04:27,302 --> 02:04:31,405 She's gone through this all alone and that's not fair. 1828 02:04:31,406 --> 02:04:37,140 She needs love, she needs to be cared for and only you can do this. 1829 02:04:37,412 --> 02:04:42,412 Please. Please be there for her now, Nick. 1830 02:04:53,562 --> 02:04:55,429 Because l love you. 1831 02:04:55,430 --> 02:04:58,499 And maybe l want the right to have a say in your life, 1832 02:04:58,500 --> 02:05:01,602 and l want to give you that right too. 1833 02:05:01,603 --> 02:05:05,105 Why are we afraid of giving this relationship a name, Nick ? 1834 02:05:05,106 --> 02:05:07,775 l'm not afraid, Amby. 1835 02:05:07,776 --> 02:05:12,776 l'm not afraid of giving this relationship a name now. 1836 02:05:29,898 --> 02:05:34,898 l'll take this one. 1837 02:05:45,780 --> 02:05:47,181 Nick, you're not being fair. 1838 02:05:47,182 --> 02:05:51,518 The decision to separate was yours. You weren't ready for commitment. 1839 02:05:51,519 --> 02:05:53,554 So what was she supposed to do ? 1840 02:05:53,555 --> 02:05:58,555 Wait for you all her life ? Or wallow in sorrow ? 1841 02:05:58,727 --> 02:06:02,696 Get real Nick, it's 2005. Eveyone has a life. 1842 02:06:02,697 --> 02:06:03,898 Was it so easy for her ? 1843 02:06:03,899 --> 02:06:07,534 You'd like it if it was difficult, right ? 1844 02:06:07,535 --> 02:06:09,069 l still love her. - No you don't 1845 02:06:09,070 --> 02:06:12,740 lf you did love her, you wouldn't have left her in this condition. 1846 02:06:12,741 --> 02:06:15,342 Couldn't she have waited a little while ? 1847 02:06:15,343 --> 02:06:18,178 Did you tell her to wait ? 1848 02:06:18,179 --> 02:06:20,948 Now you'll just have to live with that. 1849 02:06:20,949 --> 02:06:21,682 Hi baby. 1850 02:06:21,683 --> 02:06:25,786 Oh God. l'm so sory ! Of course l remember. 1851 02:06:25,787 --> 02:06:29,556 Nick had a small problem. 1852 02:06:29,557 --> 02:06:31,659 No l'm not drinking with him ! Really ! 1853 02:06:31,660 --> 02:06:33,994 l'll be right over baby. 1854 02:06:33,995 --> 02:06:36,630 Shit, yaar. Cathy wanted to eat swiss rolls and l completely forgot. 1855 02:06:36,631 --> 02:06:41,631 l'll see you man, take care. Don't drink too much, okay ? 1856 02:06:50,879 --> 02:06:52,212 l'm not disturbing you, am l ? 1857 02:06:52,213 --> 02:06:54,381 No, no. ls everything all right ? 1858 02:06:54,382 --> 02:06:56,750 Somebody wanted to meet you. 1859 02:06:56,751 --> 02:06:59,787 Tina, meet Ambar. Ambar, Tina. 1860 02:06:59,788 --> 02:07:04,124 l'd heard so much about you, l just had to meet you. 1861 02:07:04,125 --> 02:07:09,125 l'll get it. 1862 02:07:10,298 --> 02:07:11,732 lt's a blank call, forget it. 1863 02:07:11,733 --> 02:07:16,733 So what's the date for the wedding ? 1864 02:07:23,878 --> 02:07:28,878 Okay, Ambar. When did l tell you to wait for me ? 1865 02:07:30,318 --> 02:07:35,318 When did l say l was going to come back ? 1866 02:07:35,590 --> 02:07:38,058 You be happy. 1867 02:07:38,059 --> 02:07:44,059 Be happy with that .. idiot ! Good luck. l love you. 1868 02:07:49,270 --> 02:07:52,172 You're talking to yourself. 1869 02:07:52,173 --> 02:07:54,708 Got no one else to talk to. 1870 02:07:54,709 --> 02:07:57,244 Buy me a drink ? 1871 02:07:57,245 --> 02:07:59,580 Hi, l'm Nick and l'm vey drunk. 1872 02:07:59,581 --> 02:08:04,581 l'm Stella, and l'm quite drunk myself. What fun ! 1873 02:08:17,699 --> 02:08:20,701 Andy, once you're done, l'd like you to load the couch into the truck, please. 1874 02:08:20,702 --> 02:08:23,070 No worries - Thank you. 1875 02:08:23,071 --> 02:08:24,705 What's happening ? 1876 02:08:24,706 --> 02:08:29,706 l don't want to wait till the end of the month. l'm moving out today. 1877 02:08:33,548 --> 02:08:36,750 Hey Ambar. Where are you ? Pick up the phone. 1878 02:08:36,751 --> 02:08:38,719 The wedding date has finally been fixed. 1879 02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:43,123 Tina says meeting you yesterday was like finding an old friend. 1880 02:08:43,124 --> 02:08:45,225 l want to hear what you thought of Tina. 1881 02:08:45,226 --> 02:08:48,228 lf you don't like her, then tell me now. Our wedding's in a week. 1882 02:08:48,229 --> 02:08:52,533 Call me back. Bye. 1883 02:08:52,534 --> 02:08:57,534 Jignesh and Tina. 1884 02:09:01,676 --> 02:09:06,180 Who.. what.. who.. what ? 1885 02:09:06,181 --> 02:09:07,881 Who are you and what are you doing here ? 1886 02:09:07,882 --> 02:09:12,882 That's really nice. l'm Stella. We met at the bar last night. 1887 02:09:15,723 --> 02:09:20,661 Okay, you have to leave, now - What ? Get me some coffee first ! 1888 02:09:20,662 --> 02:09:23,931 Your bloody coffee can.. you have to leave now. 1889 02:09:23,932 --> 02:09:28,535 Why ? - Because my mom will kill me. And you. 1890 02:09:28,536 --> 02:09:33,536 My mom will kill us both ! She's crazy ! Put your clothes on quick.. and hury 1891 02:09:36,845 --> 02:09:39,913 Hello. Hi doctor. - Hi Ambar. 1892 02:09:39,914 --> 02:09:42,349 ls something wrong ? - Not at all. 1893 02:09:42,350 --> 02:09:45,052 l called to tell you that Nick's repors have come in. 1894 02:09:45,053 --> 02:09:48,522 Repors ? - Of his blood test. 1895 02:09:48,523 --> 02:09:54,052 Nick went for a blood test ? - Yesterday. And honestly, he was scared. 1896 02:09:55,797 --> 02:09:58,332 Doctor, is everything all right ? 1897 02:09:58,333 --> 02:10:01,401 Absolutely fine. No signs of thalassemia. 1898 02:10:01,402 --> 02:10:04,471 l knew you'd be nervous. So l called you personally. 1899 02:10:04,472 --> 02:10:06,773 Thank you doctor, thank you so much. 1900 02:10:06,774 --> 02:10:11,774 You're welcome honey. See you next week. 1901 02:10:19,654 --> 02:10:22,456 What happened ? - Nothing. Hi. 1902 02:10:22,457 --> 02:10:26,226 Can l come in ? - No, no ! This is my room. 1903 02:10:26,227 --> 02:10:28,495 You go to your room. - What ? 1904 02:10:28,496 --> 02:10:32,933 Yes. My room is vey diry. You want to talk, let's talk in your room. 1905 02:10:32,934 --> 02:10:37,934 Nick, is that your mom ? 1906 02:10:40,842 --> 02:10:45,345 Hi mom, sory l was just leaving. 1907 02:10:45,346 --> 02:10:49,349 l never thought l'd ever say this to you. 1908 02:10:49,350 --> 02:10:52,419 Thank you for not loving me. 1909 02:10:52,420 --> 02:10:55,689 Thank you for not marying me. 1910 02:10:55,690 --> 02:11:00,690 Thank you for everything. 1911 02:11:04,699 --> 02:11:05,465 What've l done ? 1912 02:11:05,466 --> 02:11:08,802 l'll tell you what you've done, you've done nothing. 1913 02:11:08,803 --> 02:11:11,838 What ? - ls this any way to treat a girl ? 1914 02:11:11,839 --> 02:11:16,109 You buy me drinks, get me drunk, we come back to your place and what do you do ? 1915 02:11:16,110 --> 02:11:18,612 What did l do ? - Nothing, that's just it. Nothing. 1916 02:11:18,613 --> 02:11:23,613 You didn't kiss me, you didn't touch me. Did l come here to hear your stories ? 1917 02:11:23,618 --> 02:11:26,353 What kind of stories ? - Who's this Ambar chic ? 1918 02:11:26,354 --> 02:11:29,156 All night you kept cying, telling me how much you love Ambar. 1919 02:11:29,157 --> 02:11:32,859 Well, if you love Ambar so much, why did you waste my time ? 1920 02:11:32,860 --> 02:11:36,063 l didn't do anything ? - Not to me you didn't. 1921 02:11:36,064 --> 02:11:37,831 l didn't do anything ! 1922 02:11:37,832 --> 02:11:40,867 Yes, l knew it. l didn't do anything ! 1923 02:11:40,868 --> 02:11:42,035 l didn't do anything ! 1924 02:11:42,036 --> 02:11:43,403 l didn't do anything ! 1925 02:11:43,404 --> 02:11:46,473 Yes, l knew it. l didn't do anything ! 1926 02:11:46,474 --> 02:11:51,474 Ambar, l didn't do anything. 1927 02:12:08,763 --> 02:12:10,497 ls her stuff coming to your place ? - Yes 1928 02:12:10,498 --> 02:12:13,700 So where is Ambar ? - l don't know. 1929 02:12:13,701 --> 02:12:19,701 Okay. Whenever she calls, just tell her that Nick didn't do anything. Okay ? 1930 02:12:21,609 --> 02:12:23,777 Just tell her that. She'll understand. 1931 02:12:23,778 --> 02:12:25,612 And tell Cathy as well. 1932 02:12:25,613 --> 02:12:28,382 Thanks. 1933 02:12:28,383 --> 02:12:32,452 Where are you Ambar ? 1934 02:12:32,453 --> 02:12:36,456 Jignesh ? Nick here. Where's Ambar ? - Why should l tell you ? 1935 02:12:36,457 --> 02:12:38,959 Look Jignesh, just tell me where she is - You hurt her, you know. 1936 02:12:38,960 --> 02:12:40,460 l know, l know. 1937 02:12:40,461 --> 02:12:44,631 She loves you, and all you did was make her cry, hurt her.. 1938 02:12:44,632 --> 02:12:46,300 ..Okay Jignesh, listen to me. 1939 02:12:46,301 --> 02:12:50,637 The next time l meet you, just slap me. Twice. l won't say anything, l swear. 1940 02:12:50,638 --> 02:12:52,306 But just tell me where Ambar is right now. 1941 02:12:52,307 --> 02:12:53,473 l don't know. 1942 02:12:53,474 --> 02:12:55,075 You don't know ? - No idea. 1943 02:12:55,076 --> 02:12:57,744 Then why the hell were you lecturing me for so long ? 1944 02:12:57,745 --> 02:13:00,147 Okay, Look. l'm sory. 1945 02:13:00,148 --> 02:13:03,317 l misjudged you as well.. l'm.. l'm screwed up man. 1946 02:13:03,318 --> 02:13:06,820 Sometimes l get so stupid. - No problem. 1947 02:13:06,821 --> 02:13:10,324 Just don't hur her anymore. - l won't. l swear. 1948 02:13:10,325 --> 02:13:13,593 Please call me if you hear anything. - You got it. 1949 02:13:13,594 --> 02:13:18,498 And hey, congratulations. For you and Tina. 1950 02:13:18,499 --> 02:13:20,233 Thanks. 1951 02:13:20,234 --> 02:13:24,438 See Ambar, l can be a nice man. 1952 02:13:24,439 --> 02:13:28,775 Where are you ? 1953 02:13:28,776 --> 02:13:31,845 Salaam Namaste ladies and gentlemen. 1954 02:13:31,846 --> 02:13:36,977 l'm sure you still remember our Big Fight show, Hambar versus Nick. 1955 02:13:37,185 --> 02:13:41,355 On this vey show, Nick fell in love with Hambar. 1956 02:13:41,356 --> 02:13:44,858 But the stoy is not over. 1957 02:13:44,859 --> 02:13:48,695 Ladies and gentlemen, Salaam Namaste proudly presents, 1958 02:13:48,696 --> 02:13:53,696 Hambar versus Nick, par two. 1959 02:13:58,539 --> 02:14:03,043 My name is Nikhil Arora. 1960 02:14:03,044 --> 02:14:05,545 And l have lost something. 1961 02:14:05,546 --> 02:14:10,546 ln fact, l have lost the most beautiful thing in the world. 1962 02:14:11,219 --> 02:14:15,055 nd l need your help to find it again. 1963 02:14:15,056 --> 02:14:17,557 Her name is Ambar. 1964 02:14:17,558 --> 02:14:21,895 She is the most beautiful girl in the world. 1965 02:14:21,896 --> 02:14:25,232 She's wearing a black-and-white dress, 1966 02:14:25,233 --> 02:14:27,401 she's eight months pregnant. 1967 02:14:27,402 --> 02:14:30,504 And her eyes are red from cying. 1968 02:14:30,505 --> 02:14:36,505 lf anyone sees her, please call me on 0409563700. 1969 02:14:38,746 --> 02:14:41,848 Don't wory Nick, l'm going to find Ambar for you. 1970 02:14:41,849 --> 02:14:43,583 Ambar ! l'm coming. 1971 02:14:43,584 --> 02:14:45,085 Nick, l'll find Ambar for you . 1972 02:14:45,086 --> 02:14:46,753 After showing her dreams of happiness, l've only caused her sorrow. 1973 02:14:46,754 --> 02:14:48,588 ls he talking about you ? 1974 02:14:48,589 --> 02:14:52,426 l'm sory. Ambar, come back. Please. 1975 02:14:52,427 --> 02:14:55,829 Not because you need me. l know that you don't. 1976 02:14:55,830 --> 02:15:00,200 But l need you. l'm all alone without you, l'm incomplete. 1977 02:15:00,201 --> 02:15:03,103 l'll be your best friend, Ambar. l'll be the best husband. 1978 02:15:03,104 --> 02:15:05,272 And l'll be the best father to our babies . 1979 02:15:05,273 --> 02:15:08,942 One more thing, about what you saw this morning.. 1980 02:15:08,943 --> 02:15:13,046 l swear to you, nothing happened. l didn't do anything. 1981 02:15:13,047 --> 02:15:16,216 l just kept calling out your name and cying the whole night. 1982 02:15:16,217 --> 02:15:17,617 Please believe me Ambar. 1983 02:15:17,618 --> 02:15:22,618 lf anybody sees her, please call Nikhil Arora. 1984 02:15:25,893 --> 02:15:27,961 Please stop the taxi. 1985 02:15:27,962 --> 02:15:29,296 Just a minute. l just need to make a shor call. 1986 02:15:29,297 --> 02:15:34,297 Stop the cab. Take this. Just stop. 1987 02:15:36,704 --> 02:15:38,371 Where ? Williamstown ? 1988 02:15:38,372 --> 02:15:40,807 Best of luck buddy ! Your speech got me so emotional ! 1989 02:15:40,808 --> 02:15:45,808 Buddy ! l pray that your cab never runs out of fuel ! 1990 02:15:46,147 --> 02:15:47,647 Got it ! 1991 02:15:47,648 --> 02:15:52,648 Hambar versus. Nick ! How beautiful ! 1992 02:16:01,996 --> 02:16:06,933 Excuse me. 1993 02:16:06,934 --> 02:16:09,836 Route 72, going south ? Thank you vey much. 1994 02:16:09,837 --> 02:16:14,837 All the best mate. 1995 02:16:24,018 --> 02:16:25,685 Excuse me, can you please stop the bus ? 1996 02:16:25,686 --> 02:16:30,686 Nikhil Arora ? Your lady love just stepped off the bus at fisherman's wharf. 1997 02:16:47,375 --> 02:16:51,378 l'm sory Amby. 1998 02:16:51,379 --> 02:16:54,314 Why are you doing this Nick ? 1999 02:16:54,315 --> 02:16:59,844 Because ten years from now, when l wake up all alone and ask myself.. 2000 02:17:00,721 --> 02:17:05,721 why l didn't give Nick and Ambar a chance, l'll have only one answer. 2001 02:17:06,394 --> 02:17:09,896 That l'm the biggest idiot in the world. 2002 02:17:09,897 --> 02:17:14,067 And l don't want to be with the biggest idiot in the world. 2003 02:17:14,068 --> 02:17:19,068 People can change, right ? You didn't want to mary, now you do. 2004 02:17:20,341 --> 02:17:25,341 l didn't want to get married. And now.. 2005 02:17:30,918 --> 02:17:35,422 ..Amby, will you... 2006 02:17:35,423 --> 02:17:36,923 Now what ? 2007 02:17:36,924 --> 02:17:39,092 l think my water just broke. 2008 02:17:39,093 --> 02:17:44,093 What ? But there's still a month to go. How can that be ? 2009 02:17:48,603 --> 02:17:52,606 Ambar, you didn't answer me ! Will you forgive me ? Please ! 2010 02:17:52,607 --> 02:17:54,941 l'm really vey-vey sory for all the pain l've caused you. 2011 02:17:54,942 --> 02:17:58,712 Can you forget all that and give me one more chance ? 2012 02:17:58,713 --> 02:18:00,280 Okay, no problem. 2013 02:18:00,281 --> 02:18:02,282 You can think about it and give me an answer later. 2014 02:18:02,283 --> 02:18:04,117 Just shut up. Just shut up. 2015 02:18:04,118 --> 02:18:07,454 l'll be right back. Stay right here. 2016 02:18:07,455 --> 02:18:09,789 Where will l go you idiot, just go ! 2017 02:18:09,790 --> 02:18:14,790 Crap ! You're right. 2018 02:18:16,063 --> 02:18:17,897 Too many emergency pregnancies.. 2019 02:18:17,898 --> 02:18:20,800 something to do with the Moon's position, a parial eclipse or some rubbish. 2020 02:18:20,801 --> 02:18:24,137 Anyway, your doctor's not free and no private room is available. What do we do ? 2021 02:18:24,138 --> 02:18:25,639 What do we do ? What do we do ? 2022 02:18:25,640 --> 02:18:28,808 Take a semi-private room here or go to another hospital ? 2023 02:18:28,809 --> 02:18:31,311 Another ? Nick, what the hell is wrong with you ? 2024 02:18:31,312 --> 02:18:33,146 This isn't a bloody restaurant ! 2025 02:18:33,147 --> 02:18:35,882 Take what we're getting or l'll have the babies right here ! 2026 02:18:35,883 --> 02:18:38,652 Okay, a semi-private room. 2027 02:18:38,653 --> 02:18:40,820 Now listen Ambar, l'm really-really sory about everything. 2028 02:18:40,821 --> 02:18:43,256 lf you give me one more chance.. 2029 02:18:43,257 --> 02:18:47,627 Okay, we'll talk later. 2030 02:18:47,628 --> 02:18:49,029 Okay lady, we're going to put you on the bed now. 2031 02:18:49,030 --> 02:18:50,864 One minute. Listen. 2032 02:18:50,865 --> 02:18:53,199 You'll have to prop up your feet like this. 2033 02:18:53,200 --> 02:18:56,870 And then you'll have to breathe deeply, like this. 2034 02:18:56,871 --> 02:19:01,871 And then, when the time comes, you have to push, like this . 2035 02:19:03,044 --> 02:19:05,211 Sory, l saw it on TV. 2036 02:19:05,212 --> 02:19:07,380 You probably know. 2037 02:19:07,381 --> 02:19:12,381 We'll help you on the bed now. 2038 02:19:14,555 --> 02:19:16,723 Hey sexy. lt's you again. 2039 02:19:16,724 --> 02:19:18,558 Nick, do you know her ? 2040 02:19:18,559 --> 02:19:20,727 Oh hi Mum, you're having another baby. 2041 02:19:20,728 --> 02:19:22,562 Okay, is there any other nurse ? 2042 02:19:22,563 --> 02:19:24,898 No lover, eveyone's busy. 2043 02:19:24,899 --> 02:19:26,399 Nick, who is she ? 2044 02:19:26,400 --> 02:19:27,500 l don't know, who are you ? 2045 02:19:27,501 --> 02:19:32,501 Don't you remember, mum ? l was in the room this morning. 2046 02:19:33,340 --> 02:19:35,909 Amby. Amby, please listen to me. 2047 02:19:35,910 --> 02:19:38,912 l swear nothing happened between us, ask her if you like. 2048 02:19:38,913 --> 02:19:43,913 You're Ambar ! This guy really loves you. All night he was cying saying, 2049 02:19:43,918 --> 02:19:47,420 l love my Ambar, l miss my Ambar. He wouldn't even let me kiss him. 2050 02:19:47,421 --> 02:19:48,922 He said, You're not Ambar. 2051 02:19:48,923 --> 02:19:50,423 See ! See ? 2052 02:19:50,424 --> 02:19:52,258 Nothing happened, Ambar, nothing happened. 2053 02:19:52,259 --> 02:19:53,426 Please believe me. 2054 02:19:53,427 --> 02:19:54,694 Now will you forgive me ? 2055 02:19:54,695 --> 02:19:57,597 Ambar, l have to tell you.. 2056 02:19:57,598 --> 02:19:59,933 Okay crap, where's the doctor ? 2057 02:19:59,934 --> 02:20:04,104 You're looking lovely ! 2058 02:20:04,105 --> 02:20:06,005 Nick ! lsn't it amazing ? We're becoming daddies together. 2059 02:20:06,006 --> 02:20:08,608 l know. lsn't it cool ? 2060 02:20:08,609 --> 02:20:09,275 Ron ! 2061 02:20:09,276 --> 02:20:10,777 Shut up. l'm talking to him. 2062 02:20:10,778 --> 02:20:12,612 l'm having your baby. 2063 02:20:12,613 --> 02:20:13,613 l'm sory baby, l'm sory. 2064 02:20:13,614 --> 02:20:16,783 Where the hell is the doctor ? 2065 02:20:16,784 --> 02:20:18,218 Here l am ! 2066 02:20:18,219 --> 02:20:23,219 Allow me to introduce myself, a little later. 2067 02:20:33,934 --> 02:20:36,836 Who am l.. where am l ? 2068 02:20:36,837 --> 02:20:40,840 Are you the doctor ? 2069 02:20:40,841 --> 02:20:42,909 Doc, l need your introduction - Of course ! 2070 02:20:42,910 --> 02:20:45,445 Myself Doctor Vijay Kumar, M.D.D.G.O. - What are you doing ? 2071 02:20:45,446 --> 02:20:46,613 Fantastic ! From where, from where ? 2072 02:20:46,614 --> 02:20:48,114 Surat - Surat ! l like Surat 2073 02:20:48,115 --> 02:20:48,782 Oh shut up Ron. 2074 02:20:48,783 --> 02:20:51,384 Where the hell have you been? - l.. that, that.. 2075 02:20:51,385 --> 02:20:53,953 What that..? - Where babies are born. 2076 02:20:53,954 --> 02:20:56,122 Delivey ? - Delivey! l was in delivey. 2077 02:20:56,123 --> 02:20:57,624 Now where is she ? - Who ? 2078 02:20:57,625 --> 02:21:01,127 That, that... - What that, yaar? 2079 02:21:01,128 --> 02:21:02,629 The one who's delivering ! - Patient ? 2080 02:21:02,630 --> 02:21:03,963 Patient ! Where's the patient ? 2081 02:21:03,964 --> 02:21:05,799 Here - There. 2082 02:21:05,800 --> 02:21:07,634 Where's the other doctor ? - Which other doctor ? 2083 02:21:07,635 --> 02:21:09,636 How should l know ? - Then how would l know ? 2084 02:21:09,637 --> 02:21:12,238 Look, there are two patients here. Can you handle both ? 2085 02:21:12,239 --> 02:21:13,306 l hope so. 2086 02:21:13,307 --> 02:21:14,974 l hope so ! You, you.. 2087 02:21:14,975 --> 02:21:16,643 l hope so..? 2088 02:21:16,644 --> 02:21:17,644 Now where's that ? 2089 02:21:17,645 --> 02:21:18,478 Who ? 2090 02:21:18,479 --> 02:21:20,146 That, that.. - What that? 2091 02:21:20,147 --> 02:21:22,816 The one who helps me. - Maid ? 2092 02:21:22,817 --> 02:21:25,151 No. - Oh shut up Ron. Nurse ? 2093 02:21:25,152 --> 02:21:26,986 Nurse ! Where is the nurse ? - How do l know ? 2094 02:21:26,987 --> 02:21:28,655 She must be inside ! - Lets go. 2095 02:21:28,656 --> 02:21:29,823 We're dead.. - We're dead ! 2096 02:21:29,824 --> 02:21:31,057 What guy is this ? 2097 02:21:31,058 --> 02:21:33,159 Ambar, just do what he tells you to. 2098 02:21:33,160 --> 02:21:36,162 Just follow his instructions and ty to relax. Everything will work out fine. 2099 02:21:36,163 --> 02:21:39,165 Will you please shut up ? l'm getting vey confused. 2100 02:21:39,166 --> 02:21:40,834 Give me a smile, just one smile. 2101 02:21:40,835 --> 02:21:44,003 What are you doing ? - Give me that thing ! 2102 02:21:44,004 --> 02:21:48,408 What the hell is happening.. 2103 02:21:48,409 --> 02:21:52,846 l'm the doctor. 2104 02:21:52,847 --> 02:21:55,348 She's ready ! 2105 02:21:55,349 --> 02:22:01,151 You have to do.. that.. do that.. - Do what ? 2106 02:22:01,355 --> 02:22:03,356 What do you say for shove ? 2107 02:22:03,357 --> 02:22:04,023 Push. 2108 02:22:04,024 --> 02:22:06,626 Push. 2109 02:22:06,627 --> 02:22:08,695 lt really hurs. - What ? 2110 02:22:08,696 --> 02:22:13,366 l'm in pain. - Pain ? You're in pain ? 2111 02:22:13,367 --> 02:22:18,805 Come here and produce a baby. Then you'll know what pain is, you bloody man ! 2112 02:22:20,374 --> 02:22:22,375 Oh shit ! Nurse, Look after her. 2113 02:22:22,376 --> 02:22:23,710 Coming ! 2114 02:22:23,711 --> 02:22:28,314 Oh my god ! You're also ready to push. She needs to push. Push. 2115 02:22:28,315 --> 02:22:30,049 Damn it Nick if you faint, l'll kill you ! 2116 02:22:30,050 --> 02:22:31,150 Blood. 2117 02:22:31,151 --> 02:22:32,552 l can't stand the sight of blood either. 2118 02:22:32,553 --> 02:22:33,786 What ? 2119 02:22:33,787 --> 02:22:35,655 Just a small problem. Hold her hand. 2120 02:22:35,656 --> 02:22:39,559 Actually, hold my hand also. -Push. 2121 02:22:39,560 --> 02:22:41,895 Okay push. 2122 02:22:41,896 --> 02:22:43,062 Nurse, nurse.. 2123 02:22:43,063 --> 02:22:45,398 Dear God, what a huge injection ! 2124 02:22:45,399 --> 02:22:46,566 l want that.. that.. 2125 02:22:46,567 --> 02:22:47,233 That, that.. 2126 02:22:47,234 --> 02:22:52,536 Cotton swabs ? - No ! 2127 02:22:52,740 --> 02:22:55,008 What the hell does that Karan Johar guy drink ? 2128 02:22:55,009 --> 02:22:58,344 Coffee ? - Coffee ! l want some coffee ! 2129 02:22:58,345 --> 02:23:01,080 Come on sister, you need to push ! 2130 02:23:01,081 --> 02:23:06,081 Yes baby, ya baby. Go for it. Push, push, push 2131 02:23:06,420 --> 02:23:12,420 Come on come on, you're doing good All right. Oh my god ! 2132 02:23:14,762 --> 02:23:17,764 Congrats. lt's a boy ! - A boy ! lt's a boy ? 2133 02:23:17,765 --> 02:23:21,935 l was told a girl ! What are you saying? There must be one more, check inside ! 2134 02:23:21,936 --> 02:23:25,605 There has to be a girl ! 2135 02:23:25,606 --> 02:23:29,776 l'm exhausted. 2136 02:23:29,777 --> 02:23:32,612 Excuse me, doctor. There's one more patient. 2137 02:23:32,613 --> 02:23:34,781 What ? 2138 02:23:34,782 --> 02:23:37,617 Okay, push. 2139 02:23:37,618 --> 02:23:38,451 l can see the head. 2140 02:23:38,452 --> 02:23:39,619 No, no, hold it. 2141 02:23:39,620 --> 02:23:43,790 What ? - What ? Hold what ? 2142 02:23:43,791 --> 02:23:48,294 Before the babies are born, please say you'll mary me. 2143 02:23:48,295 --> 02:23:50,964 Babies ? Double role ? 2144 02:23:50,965 --> 02:23:54,000 Why do you want to mary me, Nick ? What's changed ? 2145 02:23:54,001 --> 02:23:57,136 Everything, since l met you first. 2146 02:23:57,137 --> 02:24:02,268 You were pretty, smar, funny. You were perfect. 2147 02:24:02,910 --> 02:24:05,411 And l fell in love with your perfection. 2148 02:24:05,412 --> 02:24:10,941 Then l saw your other side. Your anger, moodswings, your stupidity 2149 02:24:11,151 --> 02:24:15,488 Are you proposing to me or insulting me ? - l saw you screaming for no reason, 2150 02:24:15,489 --> 02:24:20,489 fighting without provocation. l've seen you double-sized, 2151 02:24:20,594 --> 02:24:25,098 l've seen you throwing up in my cap, on my carpet. 2152 02:24:25,099 --> 02:24:30,099 But my love never lessened. l don't love you inspite of all this, 2153 02:24:30,771 --> 02:24:35,771 l stared loving you because of this. l just kept loving you even more. 2154 02:24:36,110 --> 02:24:39,012 l'm not perfect Ambar, 2155 02:24:39,013 --> 02:24:43,616 neither are you, and life is never going to be perfect. 2156 02:24:43,617 --> 02:24:48,354 But you, you will always be perfect for me. 2157 02:24:48,355 --> 02:24:52,859 l love you Amby. Please.. 2158 02:24:52,860 --> 02:24:57,860 please will you mary me ? 2159 02:25:05,539 --> 02:25:07,140 What happened ? 2160 02:25:07,141 --> 02:25:08,541 What happened ? 2161 02:25:08,542 --> 02:25:13,542 Beautiful. 2162 02:25:14,048 --> 02:25:15,214 Well done, well done ! 2163 02:25:15,215 --> 02:25:18,885 What do you say on an occasion like this ? 2164 02:25:18,886 --> 02:25:24,886 What, what ? - That happy, felicitation-type greeting. 2165 02:25:25,459 --> 02:25:30,459 Congratulation ? - Yes! Congratulations ! 2166 02:25:31,231 --> 02:25:33,232 Push baby, push baby ! 2167 02:25:33,233 --> 02:25:34,067 Push baby. 2168 02:25:34,068 --> 02:25:39,068 Sory no baby. So push baby ! 2169 02:25:42,076 --> 02:25:46,712 Come on you can do it. 2170 02:25:46,713 --> 02:25:51,713 That's it. You can do it. 2171 02:25:53,821 --> 02:25:56,255 You did it, you did it ! 2172 02:25:56,256 --> 02:25:57,423 l'm so relieved. 2173 02:25:57,424 --> 02:26:02,424 Doctor.. 2174 02:26:03,263 --> 02:26:08,101 Here you are. - Not l.. he did it 2175 02:26:08,102 --> 02:26:11,804 You did it man. 2176 02:26:11,805 --> 02:26:16,805 One more. 2177 02:26:42,870 --> 02:26:47,807 Pretty good - Thanks, doc. 2178 02:26:47,808 --> 02:26:51,244 Where's your wife ? - No idea. 2179 02:26:51,245 --> 02:26:56,245 Cathy, where's Cathy? 168941

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