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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:23,320 [Music] 2 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,320 H sit 3 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:47,359 a 4 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,710 [Music] 5 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,879 [Music] 6 00:01:16,739 --> 00:01:19,829 [Music] 7 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:30,039 God I look amazing today 8 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:45,840 [Music] 9 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,840 what the hell happened you 10 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:55,439 guys stop get away stop 11 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:55,438 it go away just leave me alone all 12 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:03,520 right stop me help me 13 00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:21,359 [Applause] 14 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:32,229 [Music] 15 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:38,319 [ __ ] can either of you change a tire 16 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:39,679 can't we just call someone there's no 17 00:02:38,318 --> 00:02:42,679 [ __ ] signal 18 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,680 here 19 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:54,998 [Music] 20 00:02:55,598 --> 00:03:00,199 God 21 00:02:57,199 --> 00:03:02,679 a in your 22 00:03:00,199 --> 00:03:07,039 I'm going to get down with you 23 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:11,799 to when you fall asleep go wake me up 24 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:11,798 cuz I'm going to go you 25 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:22,030 [Music] 26 00:03:25,969 --> 00:03:32,120 [Applause] 27 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,719 how do I 28 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:37,400 look you look the same as the last time 29 00:03:34,719 --> 00:03:37,400 you asked me 30 00:03:41,878 --> 00:03:44,878 that 31 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:52,359 hey that cow 32 00:03:49,289 --> 00:03:54,598 [Music] 33 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:56,480 [ __ ] okay well there was a bug in there 34 00:03:54,598 --> 00:03:59,158 and I thought maybe she want some help I 35 00:03:56,479 --> 00:04:00,679 did not construe that in sexual contact 36 00:03:59,158 --> 00:04:02,120 I still think it's [ __ ] up because she 37 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:06,040 has no 38 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:08,158 ears you know that what I told you that 39 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:09,798 in my Grandpa's funeral she has no ears 40 00:04:08,158 --> 00:04:11,409 and then you still went and touch them 41 00:04:09,799 --> 00:04:15,069 look 42 00:04:11,409 --> 00:04:15,068 [Music] 43 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,778 [Applause] 44 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:20,778 [Music] 45 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:28,600 titties thanks for 46 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:31,240 stopping looks like you girls got a flat 47 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:33,479 tire you're [ __ ] 48 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:35,400 genius well you're in luck cuz I manage 49 00:04:33,478 --> 00:04:37,800 the tire store down in Greenville well 50 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:39,939 can you manage this 51 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:43,110 tire pop your 52 00:04:39,939 --> 00:04:43,110 [Applause] 53 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:54,160 [Music] 54 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:59,839 truck where's your spare spare what tire 55 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:59,840 spare tire uh oh I don't know 56 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:03,840 [Music] 57 00:05:01,639 --> 00:05:05,240 I'll tell you what I'll give you girls a 58 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:06,519 ride down to my store in Greenville and 59 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:11,160 I'll go ahead and fix up your tire for 60 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:13,639 you how long will that take an hour no 61 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:16,160 way we're already late for camp and I 62 00:05:13,639 --> 00:05:19,560 heard the coach this here's a real 63 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:21,759 [ __ ] all right how about this I drive 64 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:23,680 you girls to your camp and Monday when 65 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:26,960 my store opens up I'll go ahead and fix 66 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:31,199 your tire and drive it on down to 67 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:31,198 you all right 68 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:38,540 [Music] 69 00:05:40,519 --> 00:05:48,279 what's your name what's that that's my 70 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:48,279 wallet perve 71 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:52,559 [Music] 72 00:06:00,038 --> 00:06:05,478 senorita hand me your keys sayp line up 73 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:09,280 with the other 74 00:06:05,478 --> 00:06:13,729 ladies Tyler Line the girls up all right 75 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:18,028 girls let's get lined up come on 76 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:18,028 [Music] 77 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:24,709 [Applause] 78 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:26,569 [Music] 79 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:39,918 [Applause] 80 00:06:26,569 --> 00:06:42,680 [Music] 81 00:06:39,918 --> 00:06:47,959 see you later whatever 82 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:47,959 [Applause] 83 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:55,159 thanks okay ladies no one is going 84 00:06:52,439 --> 00:06:57,680 anywhere this week nothing is going to 85 00:06:55,160 --> 00:07:00,639 distract us from 86 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:03,079 cheering your keys will be un lock up 87 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:05,199 until the end of camp at which time you 88 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:08,120 can go get into all the trouble your 89 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:10,840 little hearts 90 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:22,120 desire make him nice and sparkly 91 00:07:10,839 --> 00:07:26,000 [Music] 92 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:29,240 Greg take one thank you and this is my 93 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:31,478 son Tyler hey [ __ ] he is second in 94 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:34,000 command land he has been cheering since 95 00:07:31,478 --> 00:07:37,360 the age of five and he has won more 96 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:39,839 States national and international 97 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:42,038 cheerleading competitions than any other 98 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:46,679 man on this 99 00:07:42,038 --> 00:07:51,240 planet and although ladies he is single 100 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:53,759 staff fraiz with the campers is strictly 101 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,759 forbidden guys we live like 2 miles away 102 00:07:53,759 --> 00:07:58,960 from that place would you go back there 103 00:07:55,759 --> 00:08:00,960 this afternoon I don't know man they 104 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:02,399 they seem the one with the big Yos was 105 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:05,079 checking you out 106 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:06,959 Mikey really I want to mouth a short one 107 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:09,240 you know go out her like a dog in heat 108 00:08:06,959 --> 00:08:11,359 grabbing little pigtails like handles 109 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,400 yeah we should grab our fishing stuff 110 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,280 and make like we're going fishing does 111 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:17,279 that mean we're having fish for supper 112 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:19,598 yes Mikey we're having fish for supper 113 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:23,279 I'm might to have tuna Taco for supper 114 00:08:19,598 --> 00:08:23,279 there's no tuna in like you 115 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:43,678 idiot hi hi 116 00:08:30,399 --> 00:08:43,678 [Music] 117 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:51,149 [Music] 118 00:08:51,839 --> 00:08:58,740 you disgust me you filthy dirty man 119 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:58,740 [Music] 120 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:08,110 [Music] 121 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:16,690 [Music] 122 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:20,908 e I'm going to [ __ ] kill my parents 123 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:20,909 [Music] 124 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:32,769 [Music] 125 00:09:48,958 --> 00:09:54,479 what I thought you need a light bulb 126 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:55,639 changed I'm sorry I'll come back later 127 00:09:54,480 --> 00:10:01,720 pervert 128 00:09:55,639 --> 00:10:03,350 [Music] 129 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:12,479 damn I love this 130 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:12,479 [Music] 131 00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:19,880 job did you guys watch American Idol 132 00:10:17,278 --> 00:10:22,559 last night yeah they could they should 133 00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:25,000 make a show like that where they judge 134 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:27,359 strippers they probably do on some cable 135 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,320 station I would love to hear what Simon 136 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:32,680 crra would say about the strippers from 137 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:35,720 Benson Bill honey you are the reason 138 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:37,799 nudity is obscene if it wasn't for your 139 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,920 missing teeth cesarian Scar and 140 00:10:37,799 --> 00:10:42,759 cellulite you would still be the worst 141 00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:42,759 dancer I've ever 142 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:49,320 seen hey you remember that time stripper 143 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:51,759 pulled off her pubic hair and dropped in 144 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:54,120 my drink why' you do that probably cuz 145 00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:58,439 he wasn't tipping tipping against ry's 146 00:10:54,120 --> 00:11:00,399 religion [ __ ] you I tip cow tip maybe 147 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:03,959 Randy thinks tip thing is the town in 148 00:11:00,399 --> 00:11:03,958 China took my 149 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,710 pole hang on a second guys I got 150 00:11:14,519 --> 00:11:20,389 something in my shoot 151 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,389 [Music] 152 00:11:22,629 --> 00:11:56,120 [Music] 153 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:58,970 get that off oh what is that what the 154 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:00,799 hell is that 155 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:06,440 [Music] 156 00:12:00,799 --> 00:12:06,439 a get it off get that off 157 00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:20,689 [Music] 158 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:43,549 [Laughter] 159 00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:43,549 [Music] 160 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:49,870 [ __ ] 161 00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:49,870 [Music] 162 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:56,039 dude oh no oh 163 00:12:58,389 --> 00:13:10,958 [Music] 164 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:16,919 ah put it out right here 165 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:32,759 [Music] 166 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:36,119 you need to go easy on the donuts Tyler 167 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:39,759 put her on half rations yes 168 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,759 ma'am can't afford a 169 00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:45,359 bra and who does your hair your 170 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:54,159 Gardener where did you get those legs 171 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:54,159 Purdue what she means you have chicken 172 00:13:54,519 --> 00:14:00,560 legs you ladies probably think you're 173 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:04,319 here for vacation possibly swim in the 174 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:08,838 lake toast some s'mores well you're 175 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:08,839 wrong this is no 176 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:16,480 vacation your parents paid me a fortune 177 00:14:12,639 --> 00:14:18,839 for you to be here for only one reason 178 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:22,519 and that is to mold you into the best 179 00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:26,680 Dar cheerleaders in the whole country 180 00:14:22,519 --> 00:14:30,360 hopefully someday you pathetic creatures 181 00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:33,198 will have the fragment of talent that my 182 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:34,800 son Tyler has your diets will be 183 00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:37,159 strictly 184 00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:41,799 monitored nothing will pass through 185 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:46,559 those lips without my say so bedtime is 186 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:48,519 9:00 p.m. sharp and R is at 7 a.m. 187 00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:54,198 what's 188 00:14:48,519 --> 00:14:54,198 rly now who is ready to do some 189 00:14:55,278 --> 00:15:01,039 cheering I said who is ready to do s 190 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,879 cheering now let's see what you ladies 191 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:12,559 can 192 00:15:06,879 --> 00:15:14,700 do B aggressive b e aggressive b e a g r 193 00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:18,479 e s s i 194 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:24,440 [Applause] 195 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:29,039 e stop stop stop why are you guys even 196 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:32,040 here oh I know why because if it wasn't 197 00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:36,519 for cheering all you little [ __ ] would 198 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:41,159 be going around popping out illegitimate 199 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:44,600 babies Tyler show these so-called 200 00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:44,600 cheerleaders how it's 201 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:54,318 done go bananas go bananas Go Go Bananas 202 00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:58,120 swing to the left swing to the right 203 00:15:54,318 --> 00:16:00,919 peel your banana and take a bite go 204 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,919 banana 205 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,480 that was the vicious [ __ ] squirrel I 206 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:10,480 ever 207 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:13,039 saw hey do you think that thing had 208 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:17,480 rabies no man squirrels eat nuts they 209 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:17,480 can't get rabies sure at your 210 00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:28,440 nuts Go Bananas go bananas Go Go Bananas 211 00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:34,079 swing to the left swing to the right 212 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:34,079 peel a banana and take a bite 213 00:16:38,600 --> 00:17:02,730 [Music] 214 00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:20,410 [Music] 215 00:17:21,199 --> 00:17:24,199 he 216 00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:33,038 [Music] 217 00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:33,038 nah 218 00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,689 [Music] 219 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:46,240 [Music] 220 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,440 nah 221 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:09,869 [Music] 222 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:19,190 [Music] 223 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:37,519 [Applause] 224 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:37,519 go team go go team 225 00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:46,760 go you did that on purpose you [ __ ] I 226 00:18:43,759 --> 00:18:49,839 did not you're too 227 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:52,000 heavy did you just call me 228 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:56,480 [Music] 229 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,480 fat the shoe fit 230 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:13,600 stop it stop it there is no eye 231 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:13,600 inan everybody just cool off go take a 232 00:19:17,519 --> 00:19:42,200 shower bites 233 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:42,200 [Music] 234 00:19:55,679 --> 00:20:01,920 hey instead of using these gr showers 235 00:19:59,038 --> 00:20:07,179 let's go to the lake okay 236 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:07,179 [Applause] 237 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:13,520 okay I'm 238 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:19,000 so not a very clean one 239 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:30,649 [Applause] 240 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:44,249 [Music] 241 00:20:44,798 --> 00:20:47,480 hey pretend like you're 242 00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:00,600 fishing dude you dropped your pole no I 243 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,600 didn't 244 00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:05,200 I got one I got one 245 00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:26,169 [Applause] 246 00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:26,170 [Music] 247 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:51,400 oh what are you doing here 248 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:53,918 fishing catch anything not yet you know 249 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:56,960 I have a cabin not far from here if you 250 00:21:53,919 --> 00:21:58,880 guys want to come and hang out oh I 251 00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,720 don't think we can we're not allowed to 252 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:04,039 leave Camp they run this place like a 253 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:07,759 stupid prison could we meet you here 254 00:22:04,038 --> 00:22:12,558 then um I don't think 255 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:15,879 so we can bring some beer and 256 00:22:12,558 --> 00:22:15,879 weed gr 257 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:27,000 huddle I think the big gu is kind of hot 258 00:22:21,599 --> 00:22:27,000 well if they bring weed I don't mind 259 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:36,278 okay um meet us at our cabin at 260 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:36,278 10: okie 261 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:46,239 [Music] 262 00:22:49,558 --> 00:22:54,678 dokie I got to rest for a second guys 263 00:22:56,329 --> 00:22:59,500 [Applause] 264 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:28,558 what is 265 00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:30,000 this I don't know 266 00:23:28,558 --> 00:23:33,678 what are we 267 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:36,480 eating I see you have a go go banana on 268 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:39,559 your that guy is gay as 269 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:43,159 [ __ ] God you think his mom 270 00:23:39,558 --> 00:23:46,000 knows no no he's the he's eligible was 271 00:23:43,159 --> 00:23:47,919 that the word eligible single something 272 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,720 like that yeah either of you interested 273 00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:50,720 I'm not hell 274 00:23:54,798 --> 00:23:59,158 no hey guys 275 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:06,599 you're not as pretty as us you can't sit 276 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,960 here Kelly you can sit 277 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:25,119 here they should say you're not as bchy 278 00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:25,120 as them 279 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,620 Nikki conquered that eating disorder I 280 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,880 see 281 00:24:36,619 --> 00:24:59,879 [Laughter] 282 00:24:38,880 --> 00:25:01,400 [Music] 283 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:08,959 you 284 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:08,959 [Music] 285 00:25:09,839 --> 00:25:14,119 [ __ ] you can go 286 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:53,369 [Music] 287 00:25:56,278 --> 00:26:01,038 next week on cheerleader Island 288 00:25:58,919 --> 00:26:03,278 okay girls this week the challenge 289 00:26:01,038 --> 00:26:05,599 consists of stripping down to your 290 00:26:03,278 --> 00:26:07,278 underwear and then going to the whipped 291 00:26:05,599 --> 00:26:08,798 cream table and lathering up your 292 00:26:07,278 --> 00:26:11,440 neighbor with whipped cream from head to 293 00:26:08,798 --> 00:26:13,519 toe and lick it all off her in less than 294 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:15,600 1 minute oh wait I just want to know 295 00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:17,918 like is this light whipped cream or like 296 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:19,719 regular fat whipped cream powdered blue 297 00:26:17,919 --> 00:26:23,919 those pink [ __ ] are trying to take us 298 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,919 down are we going to stand for that 299 00:26:25,410 --> 00:26:29,939 [Music] 300 00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:48,440 [Music] 301 00:26:45,159 --> 00:26:52,919 For the Love of pink bunnies what in the 302 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,919 world is going on in here 303 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:18,759 my Mikey what the [ __ ] get rest 304 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:22,440 man still don't feel 305 00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:25,700 good come on man rally see some hot 306 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:28,818 cheerleaders tonight 307 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,818 [Music] 308 00:27:29,558 --> 00:27:32,158 with the new 309 00:27:37,919 --> 00:27:41,190 diamond come 310 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:43,599 on 311 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:47,080 [Music] 312 00:27:43,599 --> 00:27:51,439 up I don't care if you're right [ __ ] 313 00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:51,439 getting my dick wh I'm not 314 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,120 damn you know what [ __ ] that you can do 315 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,960 the rest all 316 00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:03,759 right Jack 317 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:07,840 Ass On The Edge of 318 00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:13,879 Time when the [ __ ] space lights 319 00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:17,038 H your right in Sp not the mother is you 320 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:20,559 chist raise your head friend this space 321 00:28:17,038 --> 00:28:25,599 weapons by your side proudly scream 322 00:28:20,558 --> 00:28:25,599 space Band tell you [ __ ] 323 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:41,818 [Music] 324 00:28:37,539 --> 00:28:41,818 [Applause] 325 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:51,159 the oh God damn Mikey what the [ __ ] died 326 00:28:49,119 --> 00:28:54,518 in your 327 00:28:51,159 --> 00:28:54,519 mouth open it 328 00:28:55,278 --> 00:29:00,038 up wait lift your arms up too 329 00:29:00,759 --> 00:29:04,839 all 330 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,839 right let's go 331 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:17,159 buddy bye 332 00:29:22,759 --> 00:29:27,000 Lucy come in 333 00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:35,519 do you know 334 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:35,519 astronomy I'll teach 335 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:48,038 you so what are you studying uh history 336 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:50,558 really me too you go to college well I 337 00:29:48,038 --> 00:29:52,158 finished one year I'm taking a year off 338 00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:55,278 to save some 339 00:29:52,159 --> 00:30:00,039 money I want to be an archaeologist get 340 00:29:55,278 --> 00:30:02,679 out like Indiana Jones yeah I love those 341 00:30:00,038 --> 00:30:05,919 movies I can't really see you digging 342 00:30:02,679 --> 00:30:07,919 around in the dirt oh she can get 343 00:30:05,919 --> 00:30:11,159 dirty shut up 344 00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:14,038 Nikki I I have a tomboy 345 00:30:11,159 --> 00:30:17,000 side hey Ashley remember when we went to 346 00:30:14,038 --> 00:30:20,558 Camp back in seventh grade yeah Camp 347 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:23,679 poison oak good times remember when we 348 00:30:20,558 --> 00:30:26,240 snuck out that night shut up Nikki 349 00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:28,759 please don't tell that story tell us 350 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:32,519 yeah tell it so 351 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:34,960 it was me Ash and uh that girl Maria 352 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:38,038 that moved to Alaska hey why did she 353 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:41,319 move to Alaska who cares still a story 354 00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:44,480 nice try Ashley so there was this really 355 00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:47,038 cute camp counselor and Ashley had a big 356 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:50,038 crush on him oh [ __ ] you Nikki you liked 357 00:30:47,038 --> 00:30:54,599 him too well he told us to come over to 358 00:30:50,038 --> 00:30:57,319 his cabin some night so we snuck out and 359 00:30:54,599 --> 00:30:59,719 went over to his cabin it was it was 360 00:30:57,319 --> 00:31:02,720 around like 2: a.m. or something and 361 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:05,639 then we we crawled under his window and 362 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,639 we could we could hear 363 00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:12,038 this like like someone was having sex or 364 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:15,880 something damn how old was he I don't 365 00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:18,599 know probably our age now well anyways 366 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:21,278 so we finally got the courage to peek 367 00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:23,038 our heads up and look through the window 368 00:31:21,278 --> 00:31:26,599 like this is not a nice story what' you 369 00:31:23,038 --> 00:31:29,240 say Ashley's boyfriend was [ __ ] a 370 00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:30,959 watermelon 371 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:35,000 did he see you how do you [ __ ] 372 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:39,798 watermel probably he never spoke to us 373 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,798 again like you cut a hole in it or 374 00:31:45,849 --> 00:31:58,558 [Music] 375 00:31:55,558 --> 00:32:01,839 something did you know 376 00:31:58,558 --> 00:32:02,798 Napoleon's penis is on display in a jar 377 00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:08,119 in 378 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:11,879 Paris ew M you know I heard uh Hitler 379 00:32:08,119 --> 00:32:15,158 only had one testicle I heard he was 380 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:17,880 really a woman no way a woman could 381 00:32:15,159 --> 00:32:21,240 never be that much of an [ __ ] ever 382 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:23,399 hear of Elizabeth B she was a 16th 383 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,839 century Dutchess they used to kill young 384 00:32:23,398 --> 00:32:28,759 girls and bathe in their blood she 385 00:32:25,839 --> 00:32:31,558 killed hundreds before they caught her 386 00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:34,519 okay she was a 387 00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:35,480 [ __ ] I knew a woman who's that much of 388 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:37,960 an 389 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:41,200 [ __ ] coach 390 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:44,639 Sullivan God she's like a combination of 391 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:46,919 a church lady and a drill sergeant 392 00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:52,240 nothing's going to stop us from 393 00:32:46,919 --> 00:32:52,240 cheerleading this week give me your keys 394 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:09,839 [Laughter] 395 00:33:14,919 --> 00:33:19,799 what are you still doing us cew is at 396 00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:21,119 9:00 I'm sorry to bother you coach but I 397 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:25,319 thought you should know that there are 398 00:33:21,119 --> 00:33:25,319 boys in the camp 399 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,200 show 400 00:33:34,869 --> 00:33:39,179 [Music] 401 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:46,079 me you little [ __ ] get out of my Camp 402 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:50,519 you filthy little Billy go get out get 403 00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:53,678 out get out get out get out get out get 404 00:33:50,519 --> 00:33:53,679 out get out get 405 00:33:55,679 --> 00:34:00,519 out just for this you are confined to 406 00:33:58,558 --> 00:34:04,119 your cabins tomorrow night after supper 407 00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:04,120 and you will miss the campfire 408 00:34:09,769 --> 00:34:16,719 [Music] 409 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,719 Circle 410 00:34:16,918 --> 00:34:27,480 flexibility it is essential to good 411 00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:29,579 cheering come on now if it doesn't hurt 412 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,480 you you're not doing it 413 00:34:29,579 --> 00:34:35,759 [Music] 414 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:37,079 right sweet baby Jesus girl you need to 415 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:41,960 see the 416 00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:41,960 nurse somebody help her I'll 417 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:47,109 [Music] 418 00:34:51,079 --> 00:34:59,560 go 419 00:34:53,838 --> 00:34:59,559 here you psycho [ __ ] 420 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:12,400 yeah sweet 421 00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:17,160 Jesus you're going to fry me for 422 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:20,400 this I know uh I'll drive to I'll drive 423 00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:22,319 to Mexico and uh uh yeah that's it I'll 424 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:27,358 drive to Mexico and then and shave my 425 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,359 head and and live in the [ __ ] jungle 426 00:35:28,119 --> 00:35:31,119 a 427 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:35,539 [Applause] 428 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:43,619 [Music] 429 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,619 [Applause] 430 00:35:52,340 --> 00:36:01,838 [Music] 431 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,059 [Music] 432 00:36:21,710 --> 00:36:42,679 [Music] 433 00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:47,720 score two more Take It To The Hoop score 434 00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:53,159 two more Take It To The Hoop score two 435 00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:58,039 more Take It To The Hoop score two more 436 00:36:53,159 --> 00:37:03,358 Take It To The Hoop score two more Take 437 00:36:58,039 --> 00:37:08,440 It To The Hoop score two more Take It To 438 00:37:03,358 --> 00:37:14,078 The Hoop score two more Take It To The 439 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:18,039 Hoop score two more Take It To The Hoop 440 00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:22,519 score two more Take It To The 441 00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:26,199 Hoop shoot shoot drible drible shoot 442 00:37:22,519 --> 00:37:29,719 shoot take that ball to the hoop hoop 443 00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:33,639 dribble dribble shoot shoot take that 444 00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:37,159 ball to the hoop ho drible drible shoot 445 00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:37,159 shoot take that 446 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,480 ball for 447 00:38:32,099 --> 00:38:35,880 [Applause] 448 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:39,200 what 449 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:41,599 you come on 450 00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:44,799 now take a 451 00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:44,799 [Applause] 452 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:51,159 bite great job girls now everybody can 453 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,159 break for 454 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,960 [Applause] 455 00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:59,039 dinner 456 00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:01,039 God hey ashle 457 00:38:59,039 --> 00:39:04,800 how was your party last 458 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:05,659 night you [ __ ] you ratted on us don't 459 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:15,480 call me a 460 00:39:05,659 --> 00:39:18,069 [Music] 461 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:25,489 [ __ ] okay now I'm going to [ __ ] kill 462 00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:25,489 [Music] 463 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:31,630 you stop it stop it cheerers don't fight 464 00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:35,920 we 465 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:41,559 [Music] 466 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:41,559 [Applause] 467 00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:51,519 chear we should say something yeah 468 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:54,318 yeah then say something why me your 469 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:55,358 dad's a preacher okay right right okay 470 00:39:54,318 --> 00:39:58,159 got 471 00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:59,960 it dear the Beloved we are gathered here 472 00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:03,598 today that's for weddings 473 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:07,679 dude okay I don't know what to say for 474 00:40:03,599 --> 00:40:10,680 funerals just get on with it right 475 00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:13,719 right dear God we're so sorry that we 476 00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:13,719 cut Mikey in half with the 477 00:40:14,559 --> 00:40:22,279 chainsaw that's all you got okay dear 478 00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:24,039 God please accept Mikey into your heart 479 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,079 in your kingdom of 480 00:40:24,039 --> 00:40:29,159 heaven and cuz he was a really good guy 481 00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:31,160 and we we're going to miss him a lot 482 00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:33,279 amen 483 00:40:31,159 --> 00:40:36,759 amen you better go make sure the girls 484 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,760 are all right bye 485 00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:44,719 [Music] 486 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,720 buddy she is so 487 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:52,000 binging where's 488 00:40:47,599 --> 00:40:52,000 Britney where is Britney 489 00:40:58,090 --> 00:41:06,588 [Music] 490 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:06,589 [Applause] 491 00:41:08,838 --> 00:41:13,318 something weird is going on here 492 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:44,839 [Music] 493 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:48,119 the Ark of cheerleading It's a 494 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:50,719 combination of both physical and mental 495 00:41:48,119 --> 00:41:55,880 disciplines it also includes the 496 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:58,919 Elements of Dance acrobatics singing and 497 00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:01,318 aerobics Che leading it's not just a 498 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:06,440 sports it's a way of 499 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:10,440 life the standards to be met are so high 500 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:12,880 that us experts often refer to him as 501 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,880 Spirit 502 00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:19,880 leader 503 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:24,480 perhaps one day some of you will be able 504 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,480 to attain this level 505 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,000 okay 506 00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:35,039 girls let's go around the circle and you 507 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:37,679 tell me what cheerleading means to 508 00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:40,318 you cheerleading lets me be part of a 509 00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:42,639 team and bond with 510 00:42:40,318 --> 00:42:44,759 others cheerleading means the world to 511 00:42:42,639 --> 00:42:47,838 me I'm just glad I got to work with a 512 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:52,040 world class trainer like coach 513 00:42:47,838 --> 00:42:53,920 suvan oh how sweet next cheerleading 514 00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:57,920 lets me get close to the cute football 515 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,920 players absolutely 516 00:43:04,599 --> 00:43:09,800 I have raw natural Talent cheerleading 517 00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:11,680 lets me show my stuff that is 518 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,680 dripping how about you Bailey what's 519 00:43:11,679 --> 00:43:17,480 cheerleading mean to 520 00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:20,838 you come on spit it 521 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:25,960 out oh God 522 00:43:20,838 --> 00:43:25,960 baby Charlotte go give me a towel 523 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:59,039 [Music] 524 00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:59,039 H sit 525 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,199 oh 526 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,530 [Music] 527 00:44:36,619 --> 00:44:39,699 [Music] 528 00:44:52,550 --> 00:44:55,669 [Music] 529 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,040 a 530 00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:04,838 a God I look amazing 531 00:45:10,849 --> 00:45:17,308 [Music] 532 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,680 today what the hell happened you 533 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:31,240 guys stop get away Stop 534 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:31,240 It Go away just leave me alone all 535 00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:39,358 right stop somebody help me 536 00:45:54,030 --> 00:45:57,169 [Applause] 537 00:45:59,889 --> 00:46:08,509 [Music] 538 00:46:16,429 --> 00:46:22,098 [Music] 539 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:33,400 a a 540 00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:35,719 [Music] 541 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,720 you 542 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:41,590 okay go damn 543 00:46:38,269 --> 00:46:41,590 [Music] 544 00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:47,598 [ __ ] there more of them [ __ ] come on 545 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,599 let's get 546 00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:00,039 inside what the hell is going on here 547 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:02,280 why is everybody going 548 00:47:00,039 --> 00:47:07,318 psycho 549 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:07,319 zombies everybody's turning into zombies 550 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,519 [Music] 551 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:27,819 [Music] 552 00:47:24,730 --> 00:47:27,820 [Applause] 553 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:46,389 [Music] 554 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,760 it's the Rapture shut up Nikki it's not 555 00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:55,440 the [ __ ] Rapture what the [ __ ] is the 556 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,319 rapture 557 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,079 Armageddon the final final battle 558 00:47:57,318 --> 00:48:02,159 between good and 559 00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:04,880 evil the Dead Walking the Earth that's 560 00:48:02,159 --> 00:48:06,838 [ __ ] if it is zombies something must 561 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:09,960 have started it people don't just wake 562 00:48:06,838 --> 00:48:09,960 up in the morning and turn into 563 00:48:11,199 --> 00:48:17,000 zombies 564 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:20,480 yesterday when we were coming down here 565 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:25,318 Mikey was bitten by this psycho [ __ ] 566 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:28,159 squirrel and the next morning he woke up 567 00:48:25,318 --> 00:48:31,880 and he wasn't 568 00:48:28,159 --> 00:48:34,318 zombie he tried to eat us we had to kill 569 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:36,400 him you're telling me a squirrel started 570 00:48:34,318 --> 00:48:40,400 all this apparently 571 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:44,318 so oh my God Britney was with Mikey last 572 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:46,280 night maybe he gave the zombie VD to her 573 00:48:44,318 --> 00:48:48,599 we need to go get help well if you can't 574 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:50,359 all right there's too many of them out 575 00:48:48,599 --> 00:48:52,400 there Britney is out there we have to 576 00:48:50,358 --> 00:48:53,920 get help look I'm sorry all right but 577 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,920 you just can't go [ __ ] walking 578 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,920 outside 579 00:48:57,789 --> 00:49:03,090 [Music] 580 00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:16,200 they're just standing there 581 00:49:13,358 --> 00:49:19,199 like like 582 00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:19,199 zombies 583 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:27,358 yeah I think it'd be the most painful 584 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:29,920 way to die 585 00:49:27,358 --> 00:49:32,039 burning to 586 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:35,280 death I heard that when they burn people 587 00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:36,599 at the Stak they tie tiny barrs of 588 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:40,960 gunpowder to 589 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:40,960 them fire sets it off and kills them 590 00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:56,400 quickly did you know in England it was 591 00:49:53,719 --> 00:50:01,039 once considered a more serious crime to 592 00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:01,039 count it coins than to murder 593 00:50:14,838 --> 00:50:20,480 someone I wouldn't mind dying in a plane 594 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,799 crash I think that'd be pretty 595 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,719 cool I heard about this plane crash in 596 00:50:22,798 --> 00:50:28,039 Central 597 00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:30,279 America this plane just broken midair 598 00:50:28,039 --> 00:50:32,400 all the people flew out their clothes 599 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,400 were stripped off CU of the high 600 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:38,358 winds the jungle 601 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:41,280 blows strewn with naked people I heard 602 00:50:38,358 --> 00:50:44,039 about that one there was one Survivor a 603 00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:47,400 uh a girl she fell into a tree and it 604 00:50:44,039 --> 00:50:47,400 broke her phone 605 00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:03,239 you 606 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:07,240 guys please promise me if they get 607 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:10,439 me don't let me become one of them shut 608 00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:13,279 up why are we just waiting here I want 609 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:15,798 to go home I don't want to be here come 610 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:20,480 on now I'll be all 611 00:51:15,798 --> 00:51:20,480 right we get out of this 612 00:51:41,690 --> 00:51:44,880 [Music] 613 00:51:49,079 --> 00:51:53,798 gosh I feel so claustrophobic 614 00:51:54,550 --> 00:51:57,649 [Music] 615 00:51:59,358 --> 00:52:04,358 hold still hold 616 00:52:01,079 --> 00:52:06,798 still Dam 617 00:52:04,358 --> 00:52:10,639 oh 618 00:52:06,798 --> 00:52:14,929 ankle oh look at it oh you're going to 619 00:52:10,639 --> 00:52:19,779 be all right look at that 620 00:52:14,929 --> 00:52:19,779 [Music] 621 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,480 for 622 00:52:44,210 --> 00:53:30,309 [Music] 623 00:53:27,199 --> 00:53:30,309 [Applause] 624 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:41,160 [Music] 625 00:53:39,838 --> 00:53:44,880 oh my 626 00:53:41,159 --> 00:53:48,000 goodness what is going on here you girls 627 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:50,280 look like you're all on dope this is 628 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,559 absolutely the worst cheerlead and I 629 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:54,000 have ever 630 00:53:51,559 --> 00:53:57,319 seen have I not taught you all anything 631 00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:02,199 this week everyone one lap around the 632 00:53:57,318 --> 00:54:03,779 lake right now and I mean it charlet 633 00:54:02,199 --> 00:54:07,009 K 634 00:54:03,780 --> 00:54:07,010 [Music] 635 00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:12,920 Kelly hey guys what's up 636 00:54:37,838 --> 00:54:43,239 a gone hey guys wake up theyve 637 00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:53,119 gone let's run to my place then we can 638 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,000 call the police I can't run that far 639 00:54:53,119 --> 00:54:56,480 with my 640 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000 ankle the car keys are kept in the mess 641 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,000 if we could get there we could take a 642 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:03,280 car out of 643 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,280 here let's go 644 00:55:04,610 --> 00:55:36,749 [Music] 645 00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:41,279 where do they keep the car keys campers 646 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,960 aren't allowed to use the 647 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:46,000 cars don't you know what's going on 648 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:49,039 zombies are 649 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:51,318 attacking they're 650 00:55:49,039 --> 00:55:56,400 coming what the hell what are those 651 00:55:51,318 --> 00:55:56,400 things zombies oh my God 652 00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:12,880 where do they keep the car 653 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:16,960 keys here these are my keys they're all 654 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,960 out there surrounded 655 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:35,119 [Music] 656 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:38,318 [ __ ] we have to find some more weapons 657 00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:38,318 there's an Archer res setting here 658 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:54,798 somewhere oh God target arrows these 659 00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:56,519 won't hurt 660 00:56:54,798 --> 00:56:58,250 anything we could pull pull off the 661 00:56:56,519 --> 00:57:06,550 blunt ends and sharpen the 662 00:56:58,250 --> 00:57:06,550 [Music] 663 00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:14,159 points hey guys 664 00:57:10,039 --> 00:57:15,599 look I found some garlic so aren't they 665 00:57:14,159 --> 00:57:18,159 supposed to be afraid of garlic or 666 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:20,920 something that's vampires not zombies 667 00:57:18,159 --> 00:57:23,879 you dumb [ __ ] bimbo well I'm sorry Mr 668 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:27,318 knowit all I didn't study zum biology in 669 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:27,318 school you know 670 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:58,119 oh [ __ ] [ __ ] give me that what the [ __ ] 671 00:57:58,150 --> 00:58:04,599 [Music] 672 00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:04,599 w 673 00:58:04,989 --> 00:58:08,659 [Music] 674 00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:25,049 [Music] 675 00:58:32,318 --> 00:58:38,880 what's 676 00:58:34,559 --> 00:58:38,880 that it's a car 677 00:58:40,469 --> 00:58:43,569 [Music] 678 00:58:40,989 --> 00:58:55,848 [Applause] 679 00:58:43,570 --> 00:58:55,849 [Music] 680 00:58:57,159 --> 00:59:02,358 hey call somebody get back in your car 681 00:59:00,199 --> 00:59:08,078 no call the police back in your 682 00:59:02,358 --> 00:59:08,078 car oh my God behind you 683 00:59:08,119 --> 00:59:34,699 [Music] 684 00:59:35,358 --> 00:59:39,558 son of a 685 00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:39,559 [ __ ] 686 00:59:41,449 --> 00:59:49,078 [Applause] 687 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:51,599 damn wait his car's still running if we 688 00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:53,480 could just make it that 50 ft not with 689 00:59:51,599 --> 00:59:56,789 all of them out there especially not 690 00:59:53,480 --> 01:00:19,489 with Nikki's sprained ankle 691 00:59:56,789 --> 01:00:19,489 [Music] 692 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:26,560 [Music] 693 01:00:22,780 --> 01:01:20,798 [Applause] 694 01:00:26,559 --> 01:01:23,549 [Music] 695 01:01:20,798 --> 01:01:26,880 45 points 696 01:01:23,550 --> 01:01:28,798 [Applause] 697 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,539 I'm tired of just sitting here waiting 698 01:01:28,798 --> 01:01:34,159 for something to 699 01:01:30,539 --> 01:01:36,369 [Music] 700 01:01:34,159 --> 01:01:37,009 [Applause] 701 01:01:36,369 --> 01:01:38,329 [Music] 702 01:01:37,010 --> 01:01:44,520 [Applause] 703 01:01:38,329 --> 01:01:46,719 [Music] 704 01:01:44,519 --> 01:01:48,119 happen looks like Randy finally won 705 01:01:46,719 --> 01:02:11,178 Nikki over 706 01:01:48,119 --> 01:02:11,179 [Music] 707 01:02:11,318 --> 01:02:16,358 wait time down time down 708 01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:41,420 [Music] 709 01:02:44,510 --> 01:02:47,640 [Music] 710 01:02:46,838 --> 01:02:49,920 hey 711 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:52,078 buddy you ain't going anywhere in those 712 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:56,440 ropes I tied them myself got a little 713 01:02:52,079 --> 01:02:56,440 something on oh there we go 714 01:02:58,519 --> 01:03:00,920 bye-bye 715 01:03:11,278 --> 01:03:16,719 buddy [ __ ] they're getting in [ __ ] 716 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:24,159 [ __ ] 717 01:03:22,358 --> 01:03:26,719 Tyler 718 01:03:24,159 --> 01:03:30,440 Tyler Tyler 719 01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:31,839 Tyler Tyler Tyler 720 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,240 [Music] 721 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:40,039 [Applause] 722 01:03:32,239 --> 01:03:40,038 [Music] 723 01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:51,118 God come on let's go 724 01:03:48,030 --> 01:03:51,119 [Music] 725 01:03:57,119 --> 01:03:59,720 the [ __ ] 726 01:04:11,590 --> 01:04:22,860 [Music] 727 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:22,860 [Applause] 728 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:30,400 Happ sting on this cloud 729 01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:34,879 none the things that I know 730 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:38,680 now nothing's going to get me down free 731 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:43,640 as the win free as the 732 01:04:38,679 --> 01:04:46,358 win it's been a long long time since I 733 01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:52,598 could say I felt so 734 01:04:46,358 --> 01:04:55,880 fine nothing trou in my mind ever again 735 01:04:52,599 --> 01:05:01,160 ever again 736 01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:03,039 once my life was feel the sorrow always 737 01:05:01,159 --> 01:05:06,838 live for 738 01:05:03,039 --> 01:05:08,920 tomorrow but now looking back on where 739 01:05:06,838 --> 01:05:12,880 I've been I 740 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:16,920 say no never 741 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:20,880 again no never 742 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:26,079 again no never 743 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:26,079 again now never again 744 01:05:28,639 --> 01:05:31,318 all right I'm going to go get something 745 01:05:29,798 --> 01:05:33,440 to drink then we're going to call the 746 01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:36,480 sheriff and tell them what's going 747 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:41,039 on hope they believe 748 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:41,039 us I'll be right back 749 01:06:05,079 --> 01:06:08,990 and I 750 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:12,360 want my de 751 01:06:08,989 --> 01:06:12,359 [Music] 752 01:06:24,559 --> 01:06:28,559 children for 753 01:07:24,519 --> 01:07:27,519 w 754 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:58,480 a for 48051

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