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Better Things, all new.
Thursdays at 10:00.
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Starts February 28 on FX.
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FXX presentsYou're the Worst.
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♪
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[music continues
over headphones]
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What's new that's in
that's good?
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You are aware...
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that there are over 100 years
of cinema
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released before this week?
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But I'm interested
in new releases.
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Why?
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Why is something new
somehow better?
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Crystal Pepsi is new,
and it sucks.
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Can you help me?
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Yeah, the new releases
are right over there.
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Oh, check out Twister.
It's crunk!
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Why are you so terrible
to customers?
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Because film matters.
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There is no other medium
that holds a mirror
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to the human condition
as nakedly as film does,
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that speaks directly to our pain
and sorrow and joy like cinema.
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Nothing else comes close.
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Then you obviously
haven't listened
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to the new
Sarah McLachlan album.
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When's the last time
anyone even rented anything
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from your weird
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♪ What's the image♪
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♪ In your passing image♪
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Where's Space Jam?
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All our copies burned up
in a fire.
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Go away.
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♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you
anyway♪
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♪ Gonna leave you anyway.♪
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♪ She's gone,
but left her smile♪
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♪ Her innocence
just like a child...♪
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Jakey. Jake!
It's happening.
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♪ I've been away and suddenly♪
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♪ You're a poet
musing my return♪
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♪ What I did while I was gone♪
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-♪ Is none of your concern...♪
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I want to give him my props.
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I'm-I'm Jake.
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-Oh.
-Hi. Jake.
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The props are for me.
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Hmm. So, you're the plagiarist.
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-I'm working through
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Androuet-Jacques Soufflot's list
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of seminal cult
and obscure films
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from Critique de Cinéma,
and you have clearly
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just ripped off his entire list
for your section.
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I mean, sure,
Soufflot was an inspiration...
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I knew it. Sneak.
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M
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Whoa. You'll be done
after you watch these.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I'm impressed.
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That means you made it through
the beheading scene
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of Bivouacs of Redemption.
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:
Ew! That was so disgusting.
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!
-There was so much blood.
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The way his larynx
kept flapping.
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Oh, here.
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When you're done watching these,
we should get a drink.
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Come on, man.
You know that list can never
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technically be completed.
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The Intransigence of Love.
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Oh, come on.
That one doesn't count.
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It's impossible to find a copy.
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Rumor has it
it's basically a snuff film.
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I know. I have to see it.
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Well, Jake...
it has been a pleasure.
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And I will get that drink
with you.
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Soon as you find me that movie.
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-You have to find that movie.
-Yeah, I know!
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But how?
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You're gonna have to go onto
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the information
superhighway, baby.
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♪
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[modem handshake beeping
and crackling]
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AOL VOICE:
Welcome.
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File's done.
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You've got pictures.
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-Ugh! Come on.
-I can't take it.
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Stand back.
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♪
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I'm in!
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I hacked into
Professor Soufflot's computer
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at the Sorbonne,
and I located a digital copy
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of The Intransigence of Love
in his files.
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That's amazing!
Love the Internet!
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It's password-protected,
so I can't download it.
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Damn it!
Hate the Internet.
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We have to go into...
cyberspace.
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Ready?
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Are you sure this...?
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Whoa.
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Oh. The movies!
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ZIGGY:
Are you looking?
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JAKE:
I can't find it.
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ZIGGY:
Well, keep looking.
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-I think he's coming.
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Bonjour.
Who is there?
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ZIGGY:
Look, hurry up!
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I'm trying!
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He's getting closer.
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Almost there.
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-Almost there.
-Dude!
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-I got it!
-We got to jack out of here!
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Let's go!
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: Yeah.
-Yes!
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♪ Good night, you child
of England♪
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♪ Your time on Earth is past♪
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♪ Say hello to all of history♪
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♪ Be with them everlast♪
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♪ You gave your everything♪
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♪ To the weak and poor♪
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♪ Now God has come to France♪
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♪ And opened your last door♪
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♪ Di...♪
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Hi. Jake.
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-Hey! Oh, my God.
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Whoa.
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Can you believe this?
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Oh, yeah. S-So tragic.
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Yeah, we're both
truly shattered...
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I have amazing news. I found it.
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The Intransigence of Love.
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What! How?!
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Could they have taken away
our beautiful princess so early?
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Wait, w-we have to watch it.
When are you free?
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Um, let me check my schedule.
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But pretty much
literally anytime.
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♪ Gave your everything♪
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♪ To the weak and poor♪
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♪ Now God has come to France♪
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-Oh, yeah.
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♪ And opened that last door
for Di.♪
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Oh, wait, get those three
together right there.
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-No, no.
-Take it.
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Okay.
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-Great framing.
-Mm.
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Oh, really good composition.
That's nice.
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Gemma, you're a natural.
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You should be
making movies, too.
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No. Some people were
just meant to watch.
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Babe! Babe. Whassup...?!
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-Ooh.
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Hey. How's it going?
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Fine?
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:
Wha...?
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-Uh...
-GEMMA:
Greg, this is Jake and Ziggy.
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They're from the video store.
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Mm. Nice to meet you guys.
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Not!
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Let's go.
This party's gay.
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Come on, we're going.
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Um, I'll see you later.
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♪ Inky black, like my arms♪
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♪ 47 lucky charms♪
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♪ Passing through me♪
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♪ Never-ending♪
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♪ A gift, my sweet,
I was sending♪
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♪ Ring♪
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♪ Yeah, ring♪
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♪ Yeah♪
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♪ Ring♪
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♪ Yeah, ring♪
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♪ Yeah, ring.♪
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-Closed!
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GEMMA:
Jake?
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Jake!
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Jake?
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Hey.
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What happened?
Are
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Have you, uh,
watched our movie yet?
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No.
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Can we watch it now?
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Yes. Of course.
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Okay.
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Ugh, I'm so excited
to watch a movie
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that doesn't have Jean-Claude
Van Damme or Chris Klein in it.
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Uh, yeah, actually, uh,
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Chris Klein's
in this one, too, so...
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Twizzlers?
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Don't tell me
you're a Red Vines guy.
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Oh, Red Vines till I die.
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Oh, no.
This will never work, then.
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So, how long
have you worked here?
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Uh, three years.
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-Huh.
-You know,
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you're the first person
to ever appreciate my section?
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-Yeah.
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Well, these movies,
they aren't perfect,
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but they're not trying to be.
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No, they're messy
and complicated
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because life
is messy and complicated.
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They were forged
out of passion and madness,
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and sometimes just a holy desire
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to make something ugly and
uncomfortable and haunting
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and brilliant and thrilling.
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And that's beautiful.
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At least to me.
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And besides,
everything else is just so...
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-Ah.
-Oh, sorry.
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No, it's... go ahead,
just hurry.
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Okay.
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-My chain wallet's stuck.
-Okay.
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GREG :
Babe.
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-I'm sorry.
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-I wasn't in my head.
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-I wasn't...
No kidding.
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-I was stupid. I'm sorry.
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GREG:
Sorry.
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GRETCHEN:
Wait, wait, wait.
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Excuse me.
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Hold on a sec.
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Let me get this straight,
in your version the girl leaves?
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I mean, Ileave?
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That's how you remember it?
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It's okay, sweetie.
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I forgave you long ago.
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Now let me finish our story.
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-So...
-I'm tapping in.
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♪
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["Get a Knife Between
Your Teeth" by McCarthy playing]
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JIMMY:
Nice camera, where'd you get it?
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♪ You thought they would see♪
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♪ Your point of view♪
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♪ If you put it to them nicely♪
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♪ You stated your case♪
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♪ And you bowed to them
on the way out♪
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♪ But nothing was ever done♪
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♪ 'Cause you've got
no knife...♪
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I stole it
from this lame guy who worked
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at a video store
a few years ago.
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You think he wants it back?
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No. It looks good on you.
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Anyway, I just write
about film now.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Champagne?
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Mm-hmm.
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-Oh.
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JIMMY:
Film school? that's fantastic.
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I basically learn
about movies all day.
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It's a goddamn dream.
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Anyway, thanks
for encouraging me.
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Hey.
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Just in case this computer
apocalypse does happen,
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we should probably get in
one dance.
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Yeah.
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♪ To come and play in the snow♪
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♪ Throw up your hands
and wonder aloud♪
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♪ Why don't they ever show...♪
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How was our movie?
Did a guy really die?
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I... I never watched it.
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MAN:
2000 is around the corner.
Here we go. You ready?
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Didn't feel right without you.
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MAN:
Let's start this.
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-CROWD: Ten! Nine! Eight!
-GRETCHEN: Listen...
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-Seven! Six! Five!
-if we survive the night,
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it means we were meant
to watch it together. Deal?
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-Deal.
-Three! Two! One!
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-WOMAN: Aah, Y2K!
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MAN:
Ha-ha, just kidding.
Just kidding, guys.
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MAN 2:
You suck, Dennis!
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♪
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I need you to come back
to my place
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and fuck me, like, yesterday.
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Gemma, listen, uh...
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-Babe, let's go.
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We're going to a rave.
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:
I'm sorry.
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You're just
gonna let him go?
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If he looks up,
I'm supposed to go to him.
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If she looks down,
I'm supposed to go to her.
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Sorry, man.
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Yeah!
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Why are you looking
at me like that?
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You guys are clearly soul mates
and you're just standing there.
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That's so straight of you.
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Let's go sit down.
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GRETCHEN: So I said,
"No, that's a whoopie pie."
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-Pierre.
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Gemma, how does it feel
to have the first
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international mainstream
cult blockbuster?
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I feel incredibly fortunate to
have found a way to make a movie
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that resonates
with the audience,
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despite being filled
with graphic sex
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-and so many murders.
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Okay, guys. We just have time
for one more question.
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What is it like to be
the youngest recipient
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of the Lifetime Achievement
Award while still being so hot?
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Is it true you used
real cow blood?
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JIMMY:
Yes, I have a question. Um...
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how much did
your first camera cost?
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Interesting story.
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00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,373
I actually got it from...
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00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:35,130
The reporter who asked you
that question was me?
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Your turn, sweetie.
302
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,224
No, this is all you, baby.
You take it home.
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00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:53,366
Anyway, there I was,
stunned to shit.
304
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,933
I leaned into the mic.
305
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,328
I actually got it from...
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the love of my complicated,
messy life.
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00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,254
What are you doing here?
308
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:16,345
I'm the lead film critic
for the big Paris paper.
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You were right, Gemma,
some people are just meant
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to watch the movies,
but it wasn't you.
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It was me.
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WOMAN:
Hello
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I was alive this whole time!
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-♪ Do-do-do-do-do♪
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-♪ Do-do-do-do-do♪
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do♪
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00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:52,381
♪ Do-do-do-do-do♪
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♪ Open your eyes♪
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00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,820
♪ You're a sleepyhead♪
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00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,127
♪ Don't stay in bed all day♪
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♪ It's sunny outside♪
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♪ And better dreams have.♪
323
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,829
And that's our story.
324
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:09,703
So, let me tell you
about our rates.
325
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:13,446
Ah. Did we ever watch
the movie, you ask?
326
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,622
So, you see, I actually brought
327
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,364
the copy of the movie
to the festival.
328
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,583
And as we were headed
to watch it,
329
00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:25,284
the French cinephile Ziggy and I stole the tape from found us.
330
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,460
Androuet-Jacques Soufflot!
331
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,505
Quelle terrible.
332
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,557
Hey, follow me
if you want to live.
333
00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,532
JIMMY:
After we thanked Ziggy
for leading us to freedom...
334
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,753
No, dude. It was you all along.
335
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:03,234
-There never was any Ziggy.
336
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,890
I know.
337
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,415
But how?
338
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,071
Aw, nice catch, dude.
Right in the mouth.
339
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,379
Whoa!
340
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,427
Yes!
341
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,995
:
My dad really messed me up.
342
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,305
Thanks, dude.
You're my best friend.
343
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,351
GRETCHEN:
Aw, shit. Twist!
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00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:41,185
We'll let you know.
345
00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:46,016
Oh.
346
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,671
-Absolutely not.
347
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,412
Did you see
those horrible hurricane lamps
348
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:53,502
she used in every ceremony?
So hacky.
349
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:57,114
Yeah, she sucked. Hey.
350
00:22:57,158 --> 00:22:58,681
Why do you think
we keep telling wedding planners
351
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:01,684
these hella tight
but fake stories about us?
352
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,556
Is it because
we don't have a love story?
353
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:07,995
What? We have
the best love story
354
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:12,521
because ours is ugly and
uncomfortable and haunting
355
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:15,132
and brilliant and thrilling
356
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:20,050
and, yeah, it's messy
and complicated, but it's true.
357
00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:24,359
And that's beautiful,
at least to me.
358
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,579
To me, too.
359
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:29,843
Hey, you know that Princess Di
really is dead, right?
360
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:33,063
Yeah, Jimmy. So's JonBenét.
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00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:36,632
["Vibrations" by Montero
playing]
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♪ And I really want
to feel the vibration♪
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00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,684
♪ Coming in clear and bright♪
364
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:50,211
♪ Dreaming of the way out♪
365
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:55,346
♪ And I really want
to feel the vibration♪
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00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,175
♪ Coming in clear and bright♪
367
00:23:58,219 --> 00:24:02,745
♪ Dreaming of the way out♪
368
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:05,792
♪ Most of what
I've gathered here♪
369
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:09,230
♪ His mother left without♪
370
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,753
♪ Limitless.♪
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00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,500
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
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00:24:21,764 --> 00:24:24,637
Yeah, I feel nothing. Nice.
373
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,249
-We're not having a wedding.
-We're eloping, suckas!
374
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:31,557
You've become this stable dude
all of a sudden.
375
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,779
It's like Inceptionfor pooping.
376
00:24:38,389 --> 00:24:39,913
JIMMY:
We have the best love story.
377
00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,654
-Because ours is ugly.
378
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,569
-And uncomfortable.
379
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,746
-ANNOUNCER: You're the Worst.
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00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:49,488
The final season. All new. Wednesdays at 10:00 only on FXX.
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MAN :
♪ Don't run away from reality♪
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00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,888
♪ Don't run away♪
383
00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,717
♪ Stay and face the fight♪
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00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:09,116
Better Things. All new.
Thursdays at 10:00.
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00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,771
Starts February 28 on FX.
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