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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,166 Dad. 2 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:29,959 Dad. 3 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,678 Hey, y'all, there's something I need to tell you both. 4 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,890 Okay. It's not that big a deal. 5 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,058 Don't freak out. 6 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,602 What do you mean, "Don't freak out"? 7 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,856 You know the monastery I wanted to visit here? 8 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,777 Well, it has a meditation center too. 9 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,615 The reason I asked to come here 10 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,992 is so that I could check it out. 11 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,453 And I did. 12 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:09,082 And I really, really like it. 13 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,127 And I think it's what I'm gonna do after I graduate. 14 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:20,134 I don't understand. You-- You... 15 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,929 You-- You want to what? I-- I'm, um... 16 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:27,642 Move here. After I graduate. Just, like, at least for a year. 17 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,228 Move here and... and do what? 18 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,147 Meditate. And... And, like, immerse myself 19 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,401 so I can really understand Buddhism 20 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,986 and develop my spirituality. 21 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,571 But you're not a Buddhist. 22 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,242 Yes, I am, Mom. 23 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:47,328 Honey, you're not from China. 24 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,372 What does that have to do with anything? 25 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,584 You can be interested in this stuff, 26 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,252 but you could never really be it. 27 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:58,297 We're from an entirely different world. 28 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,798 Okay, well, you call yourself a Christian, 29 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,383 but you weren't born in Bethlehem. 30 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,385 But everyone I know is a Christian. 31 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,931 My parents were Christians. Your parents are Christians. 32 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:11,102 I... I thought we were here for your thesis, Pipe. 33 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:16,524 There is no thesis. 34 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:23,613 - What? What do you mean? - There is no thesis. 35 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,032 There's no thesis? 36 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,993 We're here to check out this meditation center 37 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,495 because I'm gonna live there for at least the next year. 38 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,874 You want to live in Taiwan? 39 00:05:35,209 --> 00:05:36,210 What? 40 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,187 What happened? 41 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,939 Nothing happened, Mom. I... 42 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,523 - Honey, I just... - You've known that I wanted 43 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,068 to do this. You've known that I wanted to-- 44 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,738 Gaitok. 45 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,239 What are you doing? Something wrong? 46 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:12,163 N-- No, no. Uh, I... I just want to see Mook. 47 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:15,333 - M-- Mook? - Yeah. 48 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:19,170 Okay. Good. Um, um... 49 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:22,590 But, um... just a few minutes, please. 50 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,676 - Ok-- Okay. - Because who is in the booth? 51 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,637 - Yes, yes. Okay. - It's fine. 52 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,054 - It's fine. - Okay. Thank you. 53 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,473 Thank you. 54 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,613 And I'm sorry. 55 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,448 I am very sorry for lying to you. 56 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:51,035 I didn't-- I didn't want to do that. I... 57 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,796 Confidence, Loch. 58 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,924 Okay, that's how you get people to do what you want. 59 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:07,969 Because most people don't know what they want, 60 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,805 and a lot of them... Here's a little secret. 61 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:13,141 They just wanna be used. 62 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,687 No, I'm serious. Th-- They don't have the vision. 63 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:19,729 They're just sitting there waiting for someone 64 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,482 to come along and tell them what to do. 65 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,280 I like the little magician. 66 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,366 I just like innocent, young guys. 67 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,035 When they see you naked, they shake. 68 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,829 And you can see their little hearts 69 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,415 beating inside their chests. 70 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,837 I just want some attention. You know? 71 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,046 Gary used to want it three times a day 72 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,591 and now, he's like a fucking monk. 73 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,593 Oh, I could never cheat on Rick. 74 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,344 I'm a romantic. 75 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:54,932 - Oh, no. Chels. - What? 76 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,268 When I was modeling, all the girls who were romantic 77 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:01,689 ended up broke and brokenhearted. Or worse. 78 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,025 What's worse? 79 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,202 Chloe likes your magic. 80 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,290 It's good. I mean, she's a little bit older, 81 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,417 more mature. 82 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,211 That's what you need. 83 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,213 And I'll try for the other one 84 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,715 because she's so fucking rude to me that it turns me on. 85 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,053 And I love a good challenge, you know? 86 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:36,097 But it's better to go for what you want in life 87 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:38,350 and get rejected than have the shot 88 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,602 and not take it. 89 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,355 We have one life, Loch. 90 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:45,775 But what if this life is just a test, 91 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,319 like, to see if we can become better people? 92 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:52,615 No. 93 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,617 What? 94 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:58,913 What? 95 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,749 Something really bad's gonna happen. 96 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,334 No. 97 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:06,003 No, it is. Rick's a hothead. 98 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,838 He's fucking mental. 99 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,714 He gets into fights, 100 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,717 but I'm always there to calm him down, so... 101 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,802 But you can't waste your whole life 102 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,096 trying to rescue him. 103 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:18,891 He's like my child. 104 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,018 He's 50. 105 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,523 Come on. Come on. 106 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,485 Dude, here they come. 107 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,405 Hey, what are you guys doing over here? 108 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,032 Ah, you know, brothers being brothers. 109 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,075 Brothers bonding, you know. 110 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,411 Brotherly love. 111 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,097 Wait, so you guys know each other from Russia? 112 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,725 Vladivostok. We were friends since we were young. 113 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,561 Same here. We've been friends since we were young, too. 114 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,771 - Yes! - Yes. 115 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,979 - No way. - Same, same. 116 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,148 My parents are dead. 117 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:50,858 Oh, no. 118 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:54,779 And my sister is a bitch. That's why I like my friends. 119 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,696 - They are everything for me... - Everything. 120 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,907 ...you know? 121 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,619 Do all the men in Vladivostok look like you guys? 122 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,038 What, incredibly handsome? 123 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,165 - Oh. Uh... - That's not what I said. 124 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,501 Okay, Aleksei and I were in dance class together. 125 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,836 Uh, yes, uh, ballet. 126 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,379 Oh! Jaclyn... 127 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,463 - Yes! - ...and I met in ballet! 128 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,632 - Yes! We did, yeah. - No way. 129 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,008 - Yes! - I actually played softball. 130 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,427 And I did exercise with tires. 131 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:22,431 When you flip tires and... and ropes, like, heavy ropes. 132 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,225 - Like that. - Oh my God. 133 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,893 Since we're all trained dancers... 134 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,853 - That's a lot! - ...except for Kate and, um... 135 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,355 - Vlad. - Vlad. 136 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,564 - Vlad. - Should we? 137 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:32,817 Should we dance? 138 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,486 Laurie? Would you like? 139 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,573 Okay. 140 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,659 - Okay! - Whoo! 141 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,119 You're already on the dance floor! 142 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,161 - Yay! Whoo! - All right, let's go! 143 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,539 All right then, let's go. 144 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,011 Khun Belinda. 145 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,930 - How are you? - Oh. 146 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,224 Are you enjoying the exchange? 147 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,892 - Absolutely. - Oh, great. 148 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,186 It appears you have many fans. 149 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:12,273 One of our regulars was just asking me all about you. 150 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,108 Really? 151 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,237 Yeah, wanted to know your name and why you're here. 152 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,740 I think you've caught his eye. 153 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,451 Who was it? 154 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:27,163 He's an American. He has a lovely girlfriend, 155 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,040 but he certainly seems interested in you. 156 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:33,878 I think he's quite rich. 157 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,714 I'll introduce you. 158 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,699 I don't know what to say. I'm... 159 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,910 Look, I didn't want to lie, but I wanted to come here 160 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,871 to make sure that it was the right place for me, 161 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,414 and... and it is. 162 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,166 You're gonna live in some dirty monastery 163 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,169 for a year with a bunch of grungy kids 164 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,087 who have no purpose? 165 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,799 Mom, it's not that I don't have a purpose. 166 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,217 I just think that this will help me 167 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,052 figure out what that purpose is. 168 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,512 You didn't have to go halfway around the world 169 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,098 to a place where they don't even speak English. 170 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,644 I need to figure out what makes me happy. 171 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,979 Okay? Obviously. I'm... I'm not Saxon. 172 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,566 I'm not just gonna sign up to all of the... 173 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,486 - All the what? - All the bullshit! 174 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,768 Fabian, I need to fill you in on a little something. 175 00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,645 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 176 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,106 I'm, uh, a little freaked out. Uh... 177 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,442 The guy that was asking about me, 178 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,653 I know him. 179 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,781 I've met him in Maui. 180 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,533 He was dating a woman I was gonna start a business with. 181 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,494 She was gonna help me open up my own spa. 182 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,913 - Okay. - And... 183 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,123 ...I just found out today... 184 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,626 she's dead. 185 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,214 She was murdered. 186 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,550 And, uh... I mean, it's not clear. 187 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,762 She... she drowned, but people were murdered 188 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,681 last summer in Italy. 189 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,101 Okay. 190 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,563 Greg was her husband. 191 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,774 Gary? 192 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,694 His name's Greg. I saw him at the beach barbecue. 193 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,322 I recognized him. He lied. Changed his name. 194 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,492 And I think he's obviously hiding out here. 195 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,244 Why? 196 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,579 They're looking to question him. 197 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,792 - Why? - They think he killed his wife. 198 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,422 No-- I'll send you the link! 199 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,048 Do that. 200 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,926 Because I'm having trouble following. 201 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,763 It's just, I'm a little worried, because he's asking about me, 202 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,890 because I recognized him, okay? 203 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:00,561 And I think he could be, you know, a little dangerous. 204 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,980 You think he's dangerous? 205 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,233 I mean, he killed his wife. 206 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,111 I mean, I think we should call the police. 207 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,698 Don't you? But which ones, right? 208 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,491 Thai police? The Americans? Italy? 209 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:18,412 - Maybe we call all the police. - We are not calling the police. 210 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,749 What? 211 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,834 You may be mistaken. 212 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,420 And we shouldn't even be gossiping. 213 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,506 It's bad form to talk about a guest in this way. 214 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,634 Some people here have colorful pasts. 215 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,054 It's really not wise to stir anything up. 216 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,640 I don't think you have anything to worry about, 217 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:43,479 as long as you focus on yourself and your job. 218 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,567 I didn't sense Gary had any ill intentions. 219 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,403 He was just, uh, curious. 220 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,156 I think you'll survive. 221 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:58,327 Madame, bonsoir. Ça va? 222 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,968 I'm just trying to understand 223 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,054 why you've become so extreme. 224 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,099 From my point of view, it's not extreme. 225 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,809 You'll be dropping out of society, Piper. 226 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,894 Mom, it's just a year. 227 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,854 In a year, you could end up 228 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,817 with a completely different set of values. 229 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,109 Different than what? 230 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,947 - Than the ones we gave you! - Yeah. That's kinda the idea. 231 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,285 Are you hearing this? 232 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,044 Uh, I-- Is it... 233 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,968 I gotta... Uh, I'll be right back. 234 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,977 He's in shock. We're both in shock. 235 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,093 I cannot find something. 236 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,638 I think you have it. 237 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,686 I don't know what you're talking about. 238 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,380 So what happens at these parties? 239 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,009 Well, you know, all the vampires come out. 240 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,385 Everyone gets laid. 241 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:25,182 And we need to honor the local traditions. 242 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,602 Right? 243 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,646 - Yeah. - Yeah. 244 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,981 So what happened to your man? 245 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,858 He had to go to Bangkok. 246 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,944 Dealing with some personal issues. 247 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,697 Well, no old men with issues here tonight. 248 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,201 Oh, trust me. You've got issues. 249 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,326 - No. - Yeah. 250 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:48,830 No, I'm like a blank page. I'm a fresh breeze, baby. 251 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,707 I can be anything you want me to be. 252 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,754 How about you just be not weird? 253 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,626 Hey! 254 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,378 Look at this guy. 255 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,507 My man, what's happening? It's great to see you. 256 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,884 - Wow, you look great, man. - You look great. 257 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,052 You thirsty? 258 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,262 - Yeah, whatever you want, man. - Yeah. 259 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,307 Bar's right through here. This way. 260 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,267 Okay. 261 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,608 Oh, that was so fun. 262 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,320 God, we used to dance like that for hours. 263 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,196 Oh! Like a hundred years ago. 264 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,531 - Shut up, Kate! - Oh, boy. 265 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,658 I'm out of shape. 266 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,910 No, you're not. You look great out there. 267 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,996 He made me look good. 268 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,581 Stop it. 269 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,207 You guys looked amazing. 270 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,918 Well, you're a very, very sexy dancer. 271 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,212 What? 272 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,965 Whoa! He just called you a sexy dancer. 273 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,885 No, no, he's a charmer. 274 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:26,845 I tell the truth. 275 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,680 Oh my gosh, wait. 276 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,766 Hey, what is that? What is that? 277 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,185 Ah, shots! 278 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,560 Shots, we bring shots. 279 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,729 - Shots. - Medicine. 280 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,147 - Brought you medicine. - One for you. 281 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,315 Yes! 282 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,565 Yes, vodka. 283 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,776 Na zdorovye! 284 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,027 Jaclyn, 285 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,695 we only say that in movies. 286 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,197 - What? - What do you say? 287 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,323 - Za lubov. - Za lubov. 288 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,740 - "For love." Za lubov. - Za lubov. 289 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,866 Zo lubov? 290 00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,242 - Za luboyv. - Ja luboyv. 291 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,620 Za lubov. 292 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,497 Shia LaBeouf! 293 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:54,872 Shia LaBeouf! 294 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,792 Oh my gosh. 295 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,671 No, no, no, no. I'm done. 296 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:03,715 - I'm done. I'm done. - Yes, Kate! 297 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,342 Oh my God! I'm a lightweight! 298 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,552 - I can't! Guys! - Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! 299 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:10,889 Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! 300 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,684 Somebody else do it! Somebody else do it. 301 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,860 Whoo! 302 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,529 Somebody had to do it. 303 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,823 - Somebody had to do it. - Oh my God! 304 00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:01,523 Everything okay with you? You seem nervous. 305 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,612 Maybe post-traumatic stress from the injury to your head. 306 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,615 I have antacid if your stomach upset. 307 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,997 Uh, I get digestion issue when I'm nervous, uh... 308 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,748 You want antacid? 309 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,505 - Sawatdee khrap. - Sawatdee khrap. 310 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,366 What if it's a cult, Piper? 311 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,452 - We need to look into it. - Oh my God. 312 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,621 - We haven't even seen the place. - Mom, I promise you 313 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,122 it is very legit. 314 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,457 The monk who runs it, 315 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,168 he has written major books. 316 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,587 So? Charles Manson wrote books. 317 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,089 Bill Clinton wrote books. 318 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:09,883 The list goes on. 319 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,302 Hillary Clinton wrote five books. 320 00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:14,304 Mom, does he look like Charles Manson to you? 321 00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:17,599 No, but he doesn't look normal. 322 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:19,935 He looks like a Hare Krishna. 323 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,645 Oh my God. 324 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,105 There's sex cults, Piper. NXIVM. 325 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,567 - Oh, come on. - You could end up a concubine 326 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,737 to some weird guru with a bunch of sister wives. 327 00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,698 Getting branded and all sorts of... 328 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,909 Don't look at me like I'm crazy. 329 00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,454 It happens all the time. Sheltered girls like you 330 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:42,289 are constantly getting brainwashed and turned out. 331 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,792 Okay, Mom, well, if it's a cult, 332 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,085 it's a cult with a billion members, okay? 333 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,338 Still a cult! Look at the Catholics. 334 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,507 Look at them. Organized religion 335 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:53,133 and deviant sex can go hand in hand. 336 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,970 Okay, Mom, well, you know what? 337 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,099 I'm happy for you to talk to him or whoever, all right? 338 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,391 - Like, 'cause... - Good. 339 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,600 Because we're gonna go over there 340 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,894 first thing tomorrow, and your father's gonna have 341 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,231 a nice visit with him. Right, Tim? 342 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,653 Yeah, sure, I'll talk to him. 343 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,447 I don't even have my Lorazepam. 344 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,075 I'm gonna have to drink myself to sleep. 345 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,254 Why is she so bothered? 346 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:32,507 Oh, I think it's just... 347 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:37,012 hard for her to get her head around, honey. You know? 348 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,972 Well, it's not like y'all ever raised us 349 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:41,683 to be big Christians. 350 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,316 I was an altar boy, you know? 351 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,028 Sung the solo at Christmas service. 352 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:04,414 Lo, how a rose e'er blooming 353 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:11,129 From tender stem hath sprung 354 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:19,262 - Of Jesse's lineage coming - Okay. 355 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,390 - As men of old have sung - Goodnight. 356 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:27,604 It came a flower bright 357 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:32,817 In the cold midwinter 358 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:39,991 When half-done was the night 359 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:53,254 Chloe. Uh... 360 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,674 - To make drinks. - Yes, thank you. 361 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,966 - And, uh, pink for the lady. - Come on, we got to share it. 362 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,385 - I'm gonna make this call. - Oh, come on. 363 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,220 - Just drink it. Come on! - I'll be back in a sec. 364 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,806 - Back in a sec. - Perfect! She doesn't want it, 365 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,015 I'll take it. 366 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,519 - Khun Bird! - Hey. 367 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,853 - Hi! - You come to Full Moon Party? 368 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,981 - Yes! So nice to see you. - Oh my god. 369 00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,400 Great to see you too. 370 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,360 Dude. Dude! 371 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:17,904 Pace yourself. 372 00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,489 We need you on your game tonight, okay? 373 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:20,865 Let them get all messy. 374 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,201 Dude, I'm a senior, bro! 375 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,787 In high school! 376 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,334 One day, 377 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:33,837 I'm gonna take you down. 378 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:37,006 Yeah? Come here. Come here. 379 00:28:37,757 --> 00:28:39,134 - Stop it! - Huh? A little noogie? 380 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,094 - You want a little noogie? - Guys, guys, guys. 381 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,556 - Look what I got. - What? Uh, nope. 382 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,811 Saxon doesn't do drugs. I am the drug. Whoo! 383 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,271 They're little candies. 384 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,648 They're little sweeties! Take it. 385 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,150 - Mm-mm. - Come on. 386 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,442 Ooh. Dude! 387 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,528 - Yes. - Dude. 388 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,364 - What? - What are you doing? 389 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,283 Don't be mad. 390 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,411 - What's the problem? - Nothing. 391 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:23,219 Can I get a De-- a Dewar's? And, what do you want? 392 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,014 Do you have a chamomile tea? 393 00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:27,931 Okay, one Dewar for you 394 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,349 and one chamomile tea for you, sir. 395 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:30,518 Thank you, thank you. 396 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:32,854 Chamomile tea? 397 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,356 Yeah. 398 00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:45,158 Hey! What you doing, are you already asleep? 399 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,702 Look, I don't wanna fight, okay? 400 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,037 I wanna talk to you. 401 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,706 I hope you're okay. 402 00:29:52,832 --> 00:29:53,875 Bye. 403 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,258 - No. - Fuck him. 404 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,344 Whatever, I'm ready to have fun. 405 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:07,430 - Good timing. - There she is. Finally. Yes. 406 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,057 Look what I have... 407 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:10,725 What is it? 408 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:12,811 Come on. This is our one night away 409 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,772 from the grumpy old geezers. Come on. Take it. 410 00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:18,233 That's true. 411 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,195 - Oh, boy. Yeah! 412 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:27,033 - Last one. - Nope. 413 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,784 Do it. 414 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:32,372 - Do it! Do it! Do it! - Do it! Do it! Do it! 415 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:34,332 Okay! Okay. 416 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,668 I don't normally take drugs... 417 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:40,213 so don't take advantage of me. Let's go! 418 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,091 - Okay! - We'll try real hard. 419 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,592 Yeah. Really hard. 420 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,641 - Cheers. - Uh-huh. Hmm. 421 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,022 How is your chamomile tea? 422 00:30:59,482 --> 00:31:01,818 It-- It's good, yeah. It's good. 423 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:05,530 - You're not drinkin'? - Been sober ten months. 424 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,407 Ten months? 425 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,867 - Yeah. - Wow. 426 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:13,663 I don't think we've ever hung out sober. 427 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:16,624 - Ever. - Well, what can I say? 428 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:19,669 You know, I've-- I, uh... I found religion. 429 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:21,838 Really? 430 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,425 Wow. 431 00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:30,889 - What happened? - Well, you know, it's... 432 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,600 I took the partying thing as far as it could go. 433 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:36,936 Yeah. 434 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,230 You did always take it to the next level. 435 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,443 I kind of figured we'd be doing that tonight. 436 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,321 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. 437 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,698 Ah. You're not disappointing me. 438 00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,993 It's really good to see you, man. 439 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,495 It's so good to see you, dude. 440 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,498 I also wanted to bring you what you asked for. 441 00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,959 And I appreciate it. 442 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:03,838 Hope you don't have to use that. 443 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,549 What, you getting tender-hearted on me? 444 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,135 Praise Buddha. 445 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,638 Yeah. 446 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,058 Yeah. 447 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,472 Okay, I think we should go. 448 00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,392 Really? No. 449 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,316 Okay. God. 450 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:06,901 Valentin. 451 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,569 - I think we're gonna go. - We're going? 452 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,070 - Yeah. - No, no, no, don't go. 453 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,530 It's normal. They always fight like this. 454 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,115 No, no, no, we need to go. 455 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,034 You guys should come back to the villa. 456 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:17,120 Yes, yes, let's drink at the villa. 457 00:33:17,286 --> 00:33:18,495 That's a great idea. 458 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,872 I'll get you a taxi, 459 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,249 and we'll meet you back at the hotel. 460 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:22,375 Yes! 461 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:25,336 I don't think that's a very good idea. 462 00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:32,343 Hey, I think we should just go to bed, don't you? 463 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:34,886 Aleksei. 464 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:36,347 I'll see you back at the villa. 465 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,307 Do svidaniya! 466 00:33:55,491 --> 00:33:56,951 I have seen him here, yeah. 467 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,121 I'm telling you... 468 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,751 Do you think he might want to do something? 469 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,504 Like, to me. You know? 470 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,507 I mean, it would be just my luck. 471 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,343 I'm just starting to feel good about life again, 472 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,638 and plot twist, out of the blue, just... 473 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,226 Seriously. 474 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:24,520 Hey. 475 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:26,898 I'll keep you safe. 476 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,743 Sounds like it's coming from right outside. 477 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:42,872 No. Sounds like it's inside. 478 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,557 - Shit! What the fuck? Jesus! - What, what, what, what? 479 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:03,433 - Oh! - Oh my God! 480 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,852 Oh my God! Oh my God! 481 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:07,063 Get it out! Pornchai! 482 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:08,356 Okay, okay. 483 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,442 Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm! 484 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,402 This way, this way. 485 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,487 Yes, yes, that way. 486 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:17,114 That way, yes, yes. 487 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,741 No, get it out, get it out, get it out. 488 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,661 You're going home now. Yeah. Okay. Go, go, go. 489 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,454 Okay, okay. 490 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,873 - Oh, God, thank fuck. - Done. 491 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,542 - Seriously, what was that? - Phew! 492 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,877 A lizard, a lizard. 493 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,671 You must have left the door open. 494 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:35,216 Oh my God, was it living in here with me the whole time? 495 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:37,468 He's gone now, and you're okay. 496 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:42,140 And, uh, maybe I should go. 497 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,519 Uh-- N-- No. Please stay. 498 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:48,938 Would you mind? 499 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,523 Zion will be here tomorrow, and then I'll have him, 500 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,317 but for tonight it's just... 501 00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:54,777 And I'm a little... 502 00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,780 scared. 503 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:01,617 Okay. 504 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,034 Okay! Thank God! 505 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:04,245 Thank you! Thank... 506 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:06,247 Thank both of you, so... 507 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,475 What are people gonna say? 508 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,396 They're gonna think we're bad parents. 509 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,067 I wouldn't worry about that. 510 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,614 You can do everything right, 511 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:42,283 but still, at any moment... 512 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,328 something can come along and... 513 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,206 upend everything. 514 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,255 Oh, God. 515 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:02,678 Please. 516 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,896 Oh, please, God. 517 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,642 Uh-oh! 518 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,384 Here she comes! 519 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,601 - Yeah! - Whoo! 520 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,516 Well, you know, I'm... 521 00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,352 I moved here because, uh... 522 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:24,856 I moved here because, you know, well, I had to leave the States, 523 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,151 but I picked Thailand because, uh... 524 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:31,572 Because I always had a thing for Asian girls, you know? 525 00:41:32,114 --> 00:41:33,364 And when I got here, 526 00:41:33,365 --> 00:41:35,117 oh, I was like a kid in a candy store. 527 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:38,412 You got money, no attachments, nothing to do. 528 00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:40,414 I started partying. 529 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,749 - It got wild. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 530 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,502 I was picking up girls every night. 531 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:47,546 Always different ones, petite ones, chubby ones, 532 00:41:47,713 --> 00:41:50,341 older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night. 533 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,594 I-- I was out of control. I became insatiable. 534 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:55,971 And, uh... 535 00:41:57,723 --> 00:42:01,852 You know, after about a thousand nights like that, 536 00:42:01,977 --> 00:42:03,270 you start to lose it. 537 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:05,189 I started wondering, where am I going with this? 538 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,317 W... why do I feel this need to fuck all these women? 539 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,194 What is desire? 540 00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:12,987 The form of this cute Asian girl, 541 00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,448 why does it have such a grip on me? 542 00:42:14,573 --> 00:42:16,075 'Cause she's the opposite of me? 543 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,202 She gonna complete me in some way? 544 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,579 I realized that I could fuck a million women, 545 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:23,332 I'd still never be satisfied. Maybe... 546 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,126 Maybe what I really want, 547 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,004 is to be one of these Asian girls. 548 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,593 Really? 549 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:38,305 You know? 550 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,309 - Uh, not really. - No, really. 551 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,228 Really? 552 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,022 So... 553 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:52,278 One night I took home some girl, turned out to be a ladyboy, 554 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,446 which I'd done before, but this time, 555 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:59,410 instead of fucking the ladyboy, the ladyboy fucked me. 556 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,207 And it was kinda magical. 557 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:10,254 And I got in my head that what I really wanted, 558 00:43:10,796 --> 00:43:14,508 was to be one of these Asian girls, getting fucked... 559 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,511 by me and to feel that. 560 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,018 Uh-huh. 561 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:27,104 So I put out an ad, looking for a... 562 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:30,774 White guy, my age, to come over and fuck me. 563 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,278 Found a guy looked a lot like me. 564 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:39,867 Then I put on some lingerie and perfume, made myself... 565 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,078 look like one of these girls, and... 566 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,081 I thought I looked pretty hot. 567 00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:53,505 And then this guy came over and railed the shit out of me, 568 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:54,965 then I got addicted to that. 569 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:57,843 Some nights, three, four guys would come over, 570 00:43:57,968 --> 00:43:59,261 and rail the shit out of me. 571 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:01,764 Some I even had to pay. 572 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,393 And at the same time, I'd hire an Asian girl... 573 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:10,606 to just sit there and watch the whole thing. 574 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:12,650 I'd look in her eyes 575 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,527 while some guy was fucking me, and I'd think... 576 00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:20,449 "I am her and I'm fucking me." 577 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,295 Hey, we all have our Achilles' heel, man, 578 00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:35,339 you know. 579 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:37,508 Where does it come from? 580 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,594 Why are some of us attracted to the opposite form? 581 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,680 - Yeah. - And some of us the same? 582 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,556 Sex is a poetic act. It's a metaphor. 583 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,642 Metaphor for what? Are we our forms? 584 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:51,105 Am I a middle-aged White guy on the inside, too? 585 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:52,856 Or inside... 586 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,651 could I be an Asian girl? 587 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,697 Right. 588 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,783 I don't know. 589 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:09,331 Guess I was trying to fuck my way to the answer. 590 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:18,549 Then I realized I gotta... I gotta stop with the drugs, 591 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,633 the girls, the-- You know, trying to be a girl. 592 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:23,053 I got into Buddhism, which is all about, 593 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:27,057 you know, spirit versus form, detaching from self, 594 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:29,350 getting off the never-ending carousel 595 00:45:29,351 --> 00:45:30,728 of lust and suffering. 596 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,147 Being sober isn't so hard... 597 00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:38,277 Being celibate, though, that's... 598 00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,448 I still miss that pussy, man. 599 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:51,331 Yeah. 600 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,177 "I don't know if she can do a deal from soup to nuts." 601 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:05,595 And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? 602 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,805 Are you fucking kidding me? 603 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,683 I can do any kind of deal. I'm a fucking great lawyer. 604 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,351 And I was like, maybe I'll just leave. 605 00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:13,478 Maybe I'll go to K&E and tell them to fuck off. 606 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,687 'Cause what am I going to do? 607 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:18,233 NDAs and disclosures, for a fucking Fortune 500? 608 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,444 My mother died when I was seven. 609 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,780 - Oh, no. - Yeah. And my father died 610 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:26,241 - when I was twelve. Mmm. - That's... that's rough. 611 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,494 - That's so... - I lived, uh, with my, uh... 612 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,122 - my mother's sister. - Your aunt? 613 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,043 Yeah, my aunt. But she was like an evil woman. 614 00:46:36,543 --> 00:46:39,295 She broke bottle on my head. 615 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,631 - Why would she do that? - Look. 616 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,300 'Cause you know what? I have to pay spousal support. 617 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:44,885 See? Brutal. 618 00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:46,553 And do you know what palimony is? 619 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,395 Hmm. Ha, ha. 620 00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,105 No, Laurie... 621 00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:02,193 We saying, you need a man to take care of you. Huh? 622 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,694 Real man, not American man. 623 00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:05,196 - Real man man. - No, no. 624 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:08,950 She blamed me for the death of her son. 625 00:47:08,951 --> 00:47:10,077 Oh, God. 626 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,079 But this is not true. It's bullshit. 627 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:15,374 You know what, guys? I think the night's over. 628 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,167 We got-- We need our beauty sleep. 629 00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:20,587 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We're old ladies. 630 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:21,922 We are not! 631 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:24,674 - Okay, well... Laurie, Laurie... 632 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,718 - Yeah! - Yeah! 633 00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:29,721 Vlad! 634 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,390 Oh, gosh! 635 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:34,184 Ah! Jaclyn. 636 00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:45,737 - Good luck with your family. - Get out of here! 637 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,364 Good luck with your family. 638 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:49,700 Let's go. 639 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:51,451 Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Wait... 640 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,162 You, uh, coming to the match tomorrow night, huh? 641 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:55,997 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah. 642 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:57,164 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 643 00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,293 I told you, Muay Thai, our friend is boxing. 644 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,460 It's going to be fun, huh? 645 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,881 You... Stop. Easy, tiger! 646 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:05,966 Okay. 647 00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:07,759 Bye. 648 00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:10,095 Hey, my watch! My watch! 649 00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,641 Thought they were never gonna leave. 650 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:16,684 - Oh, that was so fun. - Aw! 651 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:20,689 - So fun! I love you guys. - See, we can still have fun! 652 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:22,524 Yes, yes. 653 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,693 Laurie, you should've hooked up with them. 654 00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,362 Uh, all of 'em? 655 00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,488 - One of them. - No. 656 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:32,158 - Or two of them. - Oh, no, no, no. 657 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,703 - Goodnight! Go. - Mm-mm. Nope. 658 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:36,872 - Love you. - Love you. 659 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:41,460 Go to bed. Wrap 'er up. 660 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,462 Put a bow on it. 661 00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:07,319 Uh... 662 00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:12,074 Uh, should I, um, sleep in this bed? 663 00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,162 - Sure. - Okay. 664 00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:19,831 Or, um... There's room in this one, 665 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:21,541 there's room in that one, there's, you know, 666 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:22,667 like, either way. 667 00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:25,128 There-- It's just, like, cool with me. 668 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,338 But just so you know-- I'm just-- I'm... 669 00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,923 This is consent, if that is-- 670 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:31,927 Do you guys do that here? We just started, so there's... 671 00:49:32,844 --> 00:49:34,221 I'm a-okay with-- It's like, 672 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,306 It's whatever, it's whatever you... 673 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:38,558 whatever is... 674 00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,645 Whatever is cleverer. 675 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:44,982 So, um... 676 00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:14,677 If you wanna get me, 677 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,263 you gotta come and get me. 678 00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:20,684 Oh shit! Watch out, watch out! 679 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:32,029 What? Oh, what now? 680 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,489 I'm so worried. 681 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,993 Why do I have to worry all the time? 682 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,369 Well, then don't. 683 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:44,249 It's always about his feelings, and his moods, and his pain. 684 00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:46,501 You know, I have pain too. 685 00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:48,587 Yeah, w-- we all have. 686 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,881 Yeah, bad things have happened to me. 687 00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,092 You don't see me walking around feeling sorry for myself. 688 00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:55,761 I'm pretty high, dude. 689 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,017 You're so beautiful. 690 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,020 You're gorgeous. 691 00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:14,029 Should the four of us just... 692 00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,241 - No. - Why not? 693 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,912 - If Rick found out. - Oh, why? Would he kill you? 694 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:25,040 No. I'd just feel terrible. 695 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:27,918 Well, Gary might kill me. 696 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,629 I honestly think he's capable of it. 697 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,300 But you know what? Right now, 698 00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:38,261 that is a chance I'm willing to take. 699 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,766 Woah! 700 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,519 Come on, Lochy. 701 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,104 A little magician. 702 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,857 A little magician who's gonna do his little magic. 703 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:53,693 You slag. 704 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,740 Come on. Come on, Lochy. 705 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:01,993 The big dog on the space cat. Woof, woof! 706 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,328 Oh, boy. 707 00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,838 - It was great to see you. - Yeah, yeah. 708 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,464 It's, uh-- It's good to see you too, man. 709 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:16,758 I guess I'll see you on the astral plane or whatever, 710 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,136 - whatever they say. - Listen... 711 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:22,764 I may need another favor from you. 712 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:24,933 What is it? 713 00:52:25,767 --> 00:52:27,727 It's not a big deal. Just a bit of role-play. 714 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,189 Hey, well, I owe you one, so let me know. 715 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,191 Keep tomorrow night free for me? 716 00:52:33,316 --> 00:52:34,650 Tomorrow night. You got it. 717 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:35,735 - Okay. - Okay. 718 00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,019 Let's fuck. 719 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,204 Yeah! 720 00:56:33,431 --> 00:56:34,682 Yeah, come on. 721 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,312 Oh, come on! 722 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,066 What are you doing? 723 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,488 Write-- Uh, writing a note. 724 00:58:11,863 --> 00:58:14,365 S-- Something I gotta remember to do. 725 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:17,660 Can't you sleep? 726 00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:20,163 Obviously not. 727 00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:34,427 You haven't been acting like yourself, Tim. What's going on? 728 00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:44,103 Do you understand the expectations? 729 00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:51,653 You know? Do you have any idea the expectations on me... 730 00:58:54,113 --> 00:58:55,281 from day one? 731 00:58:57,992 --> 00:59:02,580 I haven't known a single day without all this shit put on me. 732 00:59:08,169 --> 00:59:11,923 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 733 00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:16,886 It's not, uh... I'm sorry. Just... It's just stress. 734 00:59:19,138 --> 00:59:21,599 There's no reason to be stressed, Tim. 735 00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:26,563 You've already succeeded in every way. 736 00:59:27,146 --> 00:59:29,399 Yeah. Yeah. 737 00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:34,237 Come to bed. 738 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:36,739 In a second. 739 01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:06,978 Oh, please, God. 740 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,105 Please. 741 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:13,651 Tell me what to do. 742 01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:24,370 Please. 743 01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:32,587 Lo, how a Rose e'er blooming 744 01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:39,719 From tender stem hath sprung 745 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:47,810 Of Jesse's lineage coming 746 01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:55,109 As those of old have sung 747 01:00:56,611 --> 01:01:02,116 It came, a blossom bright 748 01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:09,290 Amid the cold of winter 749 01:01:10,249 --> 01:01:15,046 When half spent 750 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:23,012 Was the night 52597

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