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Coin collecting is considered
the perfect hobby.
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Beautiful putt right there...
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Good birdie.
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That's only the...
Eighth birdie of the day.
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What?
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Why are you looking at me?
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You want to go outside?
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Outside?
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Outside?
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Are you kidding me?! Come on!
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Oh, my god.
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W-What's wrong?
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Your idiot dog!
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Oh, he...
He didn't mean it, dad.
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D-Did you, snuffles?
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You're a good boy.
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Don't praise him now, morty!
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He just peed on the carpet!
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Bad dog! Bad!
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Morty, come on.
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I need your help tonight.
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Hey, wait, hold on a second,
Rick.
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You wouldn't by any chance have
some sort of crazy science thing
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you could whip up that might
help make this dog a little
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smarter, would you?
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I thought the whole point
of having a dog was to
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feel superior, Jerry.
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If I were you,
I wouldn't pull that thread.
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Come on, morty.
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Listen, Rick, if you're
gonna stay here rent-free
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and use my son for
your stupid science,
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the least you could do is
put a little bit of it to use
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for the family.
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You make that dog smart or...
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Morty's grounded!
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Ha-ha! Aw, man!
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Boy, you really got me up
against a wall this time, Jerry.
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All right, ruffles...
What's his name?
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Snuffles.
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Snuffles, shake.
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Roll over.
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Go to the bathroom.
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- Holy crap!
- No way.
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Yeah, you're at the top
of your game now, Jerry.
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Have fun.
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Come on, morty.
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That was fantastic, Rick!
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Yeah, morty, if you
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like that, boy, you're... you're
really going to flip your lid
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over this one.
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W-w-w-what is it?
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It's a device, morty, that
when you put it in your ear,
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you can enter
people's dreams, morty.
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It's just like that movie that
you keep crowing about.
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You talking about "inception"?
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That's right, morty.
This is gonna be a lot like
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that, except, you know, it's
gonna maybe make sense.
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"Inception" made sense.
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You don't have to
try to impress me, morty.
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Listen, tonight we're gonna go
into the home of your math teacher,
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Mr. Goldenfold, and
we're g... we're gonna incept
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the idea in his brain to give
you a's in math, morty.
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That way you can, you know -...
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Y-You're gonna help me with my
science, morty, all the time.
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Geez, Rick, in the time it
took you to make this thing,
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couldn't you have just,
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you know, helped me
with my homework?
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Are you listening to me, morty?
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Homework is stupid.
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The whole point is
to get less of it.
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J-J -— come on, let —- j-...
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Let's just get over there
and deal with this thing.
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W-We're gonna incept
your teacher.
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Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me.
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You don't know me!
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Nice, Mrs. Pancakes —-
real nice.
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Next week on ”the days and
nights of Mrs. Pancakes”...
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You don't know me!
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Then let me get to know you,
damn it/
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uh-oh! Spoilers!
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I'm a full season behind.
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Wow, Rick, I can't believe
we're sitting around,
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standing around in
Mr. Goldenfold's house.
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It's really weird.
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It's about to get a whole
lot weirder, morty.
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Wheat thins. Wheat thins.
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I'll take two.
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Oh, I think you've
had enough, sir.
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You don't know me.
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All right, morty,
time to make our move.
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Make it bounce.
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No, you didn't.
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Oh, jiggle it now.
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You better stop with that.
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Allahu akbar!
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We're gonna take control
of this plane!
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We're gonna 9/11 it unless
morty Smith gets better grades
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in math!
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Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
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The name's not buddy.
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It's goldenfold.
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Nice to wheat you!
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Take cover, morty!
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Ooh!
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Goldenfold's got more control
here than I anticipated.
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I mean, the guy teaches
high-school math.
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I-I-I-I didn't take him
for an active dreamer.
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We got to take him out
so he wakes up, morty.
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But we can't get killed.
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If you get killed in
someone else's dream,
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you die for real, morty.
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What?! Are you kidding me?!
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Ohhhhhh!
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Don't be a baby!
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You avoid getting shot in real
life all the time, morty.
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Just do the same thing here,
and we'll be fine!
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Now bring me my slippers.
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Now, be my footstool, snuffles.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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This is a dog.
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Oh, yeah.
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This should play out just fine.
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You said the same thing,
equally sarcastically,
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at our wedding and guess what.
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Oh, my god.
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He's trying to tell
us something.
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That is so awesome.
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Aw, he's saying
"I love lasagne."
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He's saying "I love Obama."
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So cute!
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I'm posting this online,
like, right now.
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I should call Bob saget.
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Is that still a thing?
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Hmm?
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Goldenfold, we're coming out!
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We just want to talk!
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Why would I negotiate with you?
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Because we're both rational
adults that don't want anything
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bad to happen.
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And because I
have a human shield.
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Mrs. Pancakes!
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Oh, no, morty.
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His subconscious is panicking.
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Run!
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[ Slap! I relax, morty.
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Look!
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Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.
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Come on!
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Hey, you don't know me!
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Oh, no, Rick, look!
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Goldenfold landed the plane,
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and he's created a mechanical
arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes
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out of the air while he lets us
fall into a giant vat of lava!
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Pretty concise, morty.
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Looks like we've merely
prolonged the inevitable.
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That's it, morty!
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Prolonging the inevitable!
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Listen, if we go into Mrs.
Pancakes' dream,
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everything will go
100 times slower, morty.
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That'll buy us some time to
figure this out!
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You don't know m...
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All right, let's go.
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Morty:
Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
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Don't judge, morty.
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Okay.
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All right, well...
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Look, Mrs. Pancakes
is right over there.
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I'll just go ask her to tell
goldenfold not to kill us
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when she wakes up.
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Whoa, whoa, morty, the trick to
incepting is making people think
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theycame up with the idea.
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Listen to me.
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If we're gonna incept Mrs.
Pancakes, we have to blend.
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I'll talk to you after lunch.
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Ooh, hey!
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Ooh, oh!
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Oh, man.
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- Come and join us.
- I'm sorry. No, no.
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- Ooh, come here!
- No, thanks!
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Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby!
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No, I'm okay.
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Whoa!
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Summer?!
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Hey, there, stranger.
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What do you think
of these things?
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Ohh! Oh! Gross!
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Gross!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's the matter with you,
morty? Calm down!
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You're kind of killing
the vibe in here.
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It's s-s-s-summer!
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Aw, geez.
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Looks like goldenfold has some
predilections so shameful he
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buries them in the dreams
of the people in his dreams,
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including a pervy attraction
to your underage sister.
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Can you blame him?
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Come on, old man, little boy.
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Let's make an
inter-generational sandwich.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
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Put some clothes on,
for Pete's sake!
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This is disgusting!
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I'm gonna puke!
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I can't take it, Rick!
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Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure
chamber are punishable by death!
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Off with their heads!
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Time to go another
dream deep, morty!
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What the hell?
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Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream
version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream
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version of a centaur be dreaming
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about a scary place
like this, Rick?
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Geez, I don't know, morty.
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Wha-what do you want from me?
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Welcome to your nightmare,
bitch!
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Oh, here we go!
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Holy crap!
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Looks like some sort of legally
safe knock-off of an '80s horror
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character with miniature swords
for fingers instead of knives.
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I'm scary Terry.
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You can run,
but you can't hide, bitch!
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Whoa! Hey, buddy.
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What you got going on there?
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Snuffles fix.
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Make better.
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Humans understand snuffles now?
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That... is... awesome!
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Snuffles want to be understood.
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Snuffles needto be understood.
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Okay, yeah.
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I get what Beth
was talking about.
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Fun's over.
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Whoa, dad, you can't, like,
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endow a creature with
sentience and then rip it away.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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It's Indian giving.
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A sophisticated predator,
nature is perfect killing
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machine, the vicious wolf
stalks its prey with purpose
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and skill.
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It was only with years of
selective breeding and genetic
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altering that this noble beast
was transformed into man 's
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subservient little buddy.
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Aw! Oh, my god!
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He recognizes the
other dogs on TV.
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J} "A," "b" i}
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j” his name is scary Terry j“
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J} "C," "d" r
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j” he's very scary j”
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holy crap!
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We have to escape into
someone else's dreams, morty!
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Ohhhhh!
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Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
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J} "E," "f" I'
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j” he'll design your death j”
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the little girl!
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Huh?
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[Gasdsi
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j} "J," "k, “
he'll really ruin your day j”
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are you kidding me? This again?
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Oh, man, it looks like we've
hit dream bedrock here, morty.
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Oh, geez, Rick.
261
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,468
W-W-Whoa, this isn't good.
262
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,845
Nothing but fear from
here on out, bitch!
263
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,804
Ohhhh!
264
00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:56,722
Holy crap, morty.
265
00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,015
He can travel through dreams.
266
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,641
He can travel through dreams!
267
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,143
We're so screwed!
268
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,194
[Gasdsi
269
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,321
where are my testicles, summer?
270
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,326
Where are my testicles, summer?
271
00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:18,410
They were removed.
272
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:19,995
Where have they gone?
273
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,663
Oh, wow.
274
00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:24,166
That's an intense line of
questioning, snuffles.
275
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,751
Do not call me that!
276
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,087
"Snuffles" was my slave name.
277
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:32,382
You shall now call me snowball
because my fur is pretty
278
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,592
and white.
279
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,887
Okay, snowball,
just calm down, okay?
280
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,970
You're scaring me.
281
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,264
Scaring you?
282
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,018
Tell me, summer, if a human
was born with stumpy legs,
283
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,103
would they breed it with
another deformed human
284
00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:48,398
and put their children on
display like the dachshund?
285
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,358
Uhhh...
286
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,275
Hey.
287
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,027
[Gasdsi oh, wow.
288
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,870
Okay, is... is...
Is everything okay in here?
289
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,365
Jerry, come to rub my
face in urine again?
290
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,825
No!
291
00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:02,329
No, we were... uh, just seeing
if summer wanted to ...Uh...
292
00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,582
Go on, um, one of our famous
midnight family walks!
293
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,959
Yeah. Totally.
294
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,042
Let's go.
295
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:14,591
You will walk when it
is time to walk.
296
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,390
What are we here for again?
Incepting?
297
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,684
We're trying to incept
me to get an "a" in math?
298
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:24,852
Oh, yeah.
299
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,980
Buckle up, bitch!
300
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,859
Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot!
301
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,528
You can run,
but you can't hide, bitch!
302
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,613
Hold on, morty. Y-You know what?
303
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,032
He keeps saying we can
run but we can't hide.
304
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,284
I say we try hiding.
305
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,743
But that's the
opposite of what—-
306
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,805
yeah, well, since when are
we taking this guy's advice on anything?
307
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,746
Hey, you know what?
308
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,390
You got a really
good point there, Rick.
309
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,126
Like, if the truth was that we
could hide, it's not like
310
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,336
he'd be sharing that
information with us, you know?
311
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,881
I-I—I think it's a good idea,
Rick.
312
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:54,964
Worst-case scenario...
313
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,508
We're back to running.
314
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,723
Wow, you know what?
315
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,617
I mean, it looks like we could
have just hid this whole time.
316
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,077
Boy, Rick,
that was some good thinking.
317
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,519
Thanks, morty.
318
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:09,330
Yeah, it's nice to be on the
same page every once in a while.
319
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,189
You can run...
320
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:14,151
But you can't hide!
321
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,007
Rick:
Oh, this is perfect, morty. Look at that.
322
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,198
He's getting sleepy.
323
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,242
Just a little bit longer
before he calls it a day.
324
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,869
That's when we make our move.
325
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,836
Snuffles, we didn't
mean you any harm!
326
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,922
This is a huge misunderstanding.
327
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,798
Dad, he wants to
be called snowball.
328
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,216
Well, I'm not calling him that.
329
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,343
That's ridiculous.
330
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,637
You're being very
aggressive, Jerry.
331
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,473
Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps
will solve that problem
332
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,891
with a bit of surgery.
333
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,895
You think you can control
me with a haircut?
334
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,072
Hi, honey. You're home early.
How was your day?
335
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,448
I don't want to talk about it!
336
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,301
Oh, of course. You never
want to talk about it.
337
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,743
Get off my back, bitch!
338
00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:09,206
Out there. Not in here.
339
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,167
Yeah, I know, I know.
340
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,796
I shouldn't take my anger
out on you or scary Brandon.
341
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,381
I love you, Melissa.
342
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,383
I love you, too, Terry.
343
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,134
Morty, this is perfect.
344
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,512
After a little scary coitus,
345
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,139
they should be fast asleep
and then we'll incept him.
346
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,646
Looks like scary Terry's
having a nightmare.
347
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,939
Oh, boy, Rick.
348
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,316
I can only imagine what horrible
things must, you know...
349
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:38,902
Scare scary Terry.
350
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:41,863
Oh, no!
351
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,240
I'm late to class, bitch!
352
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,700
Oh, no!
353
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,284
I'm not wearing any pants!
354
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,415
Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't
you tell the whole class
355
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,793
the proper wordplay to use when
one is chasing one's victim
356
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,087
through a pumpkin patch?
357
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,131
Oh... um...
358
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,214
"Bitch."
359
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,093
Oh, come on, Terry,
you can't think of a pun
360
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,762
involving pumpkins, bitch?
361
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,014
Hey, leave him alone!
362
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,473
Yeah, this is a
bunch of bullcrap.
363
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,351
Who cares what stupid pun you
make when you kill someone?
364
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,496
Why don't you let the poor guy
say whatever he wants?
365
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,313
Well, I never!
366
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,649
I-I see no reason to
stand here and take this.
367
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:21,111
You're putting too much pressure
on yourself, scary Terry.
368
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,156
You know, I mean, y-you're
perfectly scary enough as it is.
369
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:27,993
Hey, yo, scary t., don't even
trip about your pants ...Dawg.
370
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,536
Here's a pair on us, fool.
371
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,538
Aww, bitch.
372
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,040
I don't know what to say.
373
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,041
You don't need to say anything.
374
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,042
We got you, dawg.
375
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,001
You're our boy, dawg.
376
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,544
Don't even trip.
377
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,012
Oh, hey, it's you guys!
378
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,533
I haven't seen him
this relaxed in years.
379
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,435
If you guys ever need anything,
just say the word.
380
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,895
As a matter of fact, Terry,
381
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,618
there is something
you could help us with.
382
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,108
I} "Q," "r,"
you won't get very far j”
383
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,610
I always hated that song!
384
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,612
[Gasdsi
385
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,575
These halves don't
belong together, bitch!
386
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,498
Sex is sacred!
387
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,965
This is because you don't give
morty Smith good grades, bitch!
388
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,343
[Gasdsi
389
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,345
holy crap! God damn!
390
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:32,849
I know one thing for sure —-
I'm giving morty an "a" in math,
391
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,810
and that's myidea.
392
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,020
That is an original thought.
393
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,194
Morty: What the hell?
394
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,738
Rick: Out of the frying pan dot,
dot, dot, huh, morty?
395
00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:48,281
Oh, man, what's going on?
396
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,534
Well, it's possible that
your dog became self-aware
397
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,661
and made modifications on
the cognition amplifier,
398
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,722
then turned on Jerry, Beth,
and summer after learning
399
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,873
about humanity's cruel
subjugation of his species,
400
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:59,000
but your guess is as
good as mine, morty.
401
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,129
I can't believe how
mean snuffles gotjust
402
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,672
because he's smart.
403
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,675
This is why I choose to get c's.
Rick: Psst, Beth, Jerry, summer.
404
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:07,592
Dad!
405
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,676
Rick!
406
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,471
Oh, thank god, morty.
407
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:12,556
Oh, you're welcome.
408
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,015
All right,
let's get out of here.
409
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,560
If we hurry we can set
up camp in a sewer tunnel
410
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,603
or something before the dogs
completely take over.
411
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,479
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
412
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:20,564
We're not going anywhere.
413
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,647
This is my house.
414
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,691
I'm not abandoning it.
415
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,025
It's all over, Jerry.
416
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,111
The dogs are on a path
to total world domination.
417
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,905
But, hey, at least they know not
to piss on your carpet, right?
418
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,073
Wait a minute.
419
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,158
I have an idea.
420
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,704
Gentlemen,
a moment of your time.
421
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,832
See that?
422
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,709
I'm peeing all over
your special guns.
423
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,794
That means I own them.
424
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,340
Bad person. Bad.
425
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:48,842
Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
426
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,510
Bring the boy to me.
427
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,016
You were always kind to me,
morty.
428
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,518
That's why I will leave
you with your testicles.
429
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:02,689
From now on, you will be my best
friend and live by my side.
430
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,232
Th-thanks, snuffles.
431
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,196
Begin phase two.
432
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,198
Narrator:
Fighting continues as the dog
433
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,450
army captures the
eastern seaboard.
434
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,494
It appears clear at this time
that the era of human
435
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,581
superiority has come
to a bitter end.
436
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,377
Please! Please don't kill me!
437
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,504
What's she saying, bill?
438
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,257
I think she's saying,
"I love lasagne."
439
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,945
Mmm.
440
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,571
Thank you, fido.
441
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,990
Rick!
442
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,116
I thought you were dead!
443
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,117
No, no, no,
I was just playing dead.
444
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,369
Good news, though, morty.
445
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,554
This whole thing's
gonna be over really soon.
446
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,371
What?
447
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:00,372
It's a dream, morty.
448
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,665
We're in your dog's dream.
449
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:02,988
The night the dogs captured us,
450
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,252
after you cried and
crapped your pants, we -...
451
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,670
We all went to sleep.
452
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,898
Then I used my dream inceptors
to put the two of us inside
453
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,048
snuffles' dream.
454
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,675
But I—it's been
like a whole year!
455
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,218
It's been six hours.
456
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,428
Dreams move one one—hundredth
the speed of reality,
457
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,514
and dog time is
one-seventh human time.
458
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,397
So, you know, every day
here is like a minute.
459
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,977
It's like "inception," morty, so
if it's confusing and stupid,
460
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,687
then so is everyone's
favorite movie.
461
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:24,688
Aw, man.
462
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,147
I really liked this life.
463
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,566
Well, at least I didn't
really crap my pants.
464
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,711
No, no, that happened before
you went to sleep, morty.
465
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,612
You're sleeping in
your crap right now.
466
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,406
Out of all the things that
happened to you,
467
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,050
that was the only real
thing that, you know,
468
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,534
is that you crapped your pants.
469
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,160
I mean, it's a mess out there.
470
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,830
I got some on my hands, morty,
and then I got it on the dream
471
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,665
inceptor, and a piece
fell in my mouth.
472
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,916
Aw, man, geez!
473
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,167
Seriously?
474
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,728
Look, d-d—d—don't
worry about it, morty.
475
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,045
Here, here take these, morty.
476
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,129
Take these.
477
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,817
Are these pills supposed
to wake me up, or something?
478
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,092
Close.
479
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,319
It's gonna make your
kidneys shut down.
480
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:56,386
What?!
481
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,655
It's necessary for the plan,
morty.
482
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,180
Don't even trip, dawg.
483
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,184
It's pretty bad,
emperor snowball.
484
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,868
We're gonna need to do another
operation.
485
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:05,936
Anything.
486
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,939
Anything for my precious morty.
487
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:10,103
Sir, as your accountant,
I must advise you that these
488
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,028
medical expenses are putting you
in serious financial jeopardy.
489
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,738
You could lose your kingdom.
490
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,198
To hell with my kingdom,
bean counter.
491
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:21,119
I would trade it all for my
human's health and happiness.
492
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,121
Do you think they would
have done this for us?
493
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,332
We are not them!
494
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,045
We are not... them.
495
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,469
[Gasdsi
496
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,678
assemble the troops.
497
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,555
I've made a decision.
498
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,267
Taking over the human's world
will lead to nothing but more heartbreak,
499
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,478
more cruelty.
500
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,898
Instead, we will go to a new
world and colonize it with a
501
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,901
society of intelligent dogs...
502
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,654
One that will not make the same
mistakes as humanity and one
503
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,282
where pet insurance
will be mandatory.
504
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,867
I'm gonna miss you, snowball.
505
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:05,538
You can call me snuffles, morty,
and I'm going to miss you, too,
506
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,207
very much.
507
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,175
J erry?
508
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,385
I'm sorry.
509
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,553
It's just like the end of
"old yeller."
510
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,514
Oh, Jerry.
511
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,182
You mean because it
had dogs in it.
512
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,308
Wow!
513
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,353
A whole world populated
by intelligent dogs.
514
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,270
I wonder what it'll
be like, Rick.
515
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,772
I think it will be great, morty.
516
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,816
Could be developed in—into a
517
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,819
very satisfying project
for people of all ages.
518
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,571
I mean, I'd watch it, morty,
for at least 11 minutes a pop.
519
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,532
You know, may—maybe they'll
do it board-driven.
520
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,118
You know, that's a real
comforting idea, Rick.
521
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:45,537
What do you know, morty?
522
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,620
What do you know?
523
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,736
Hi, guys.
524
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,321
I'm your new teacher
for scary class.
525
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,240
My name is scary Mr. Johnson.
526
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,576
Uh, actually, you know what?
527
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,536
That's my dad's name,
so why don't you just
528
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,872
call me scary Glenn, yeah?
529
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,892
So, anyway, I understand your
previous teacher was having you
530
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,877
work on fundamentals of fear.
531
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,628
Which is... what is that?
532
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,005
You know?
533
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,548
So, uh, here —-
here's what I say —-
534
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,260
you can't learn anything until
you learn ...How to chill.
535
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,012
Oooh!
536
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,517
This is how you dream, bitch.
537
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,481
It's a good-a show!
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