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Morty, you got to come on.
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You got to come with me.
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What's going on?
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I got a surprise for you, morty.
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It's the middle of the night.
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I got a surprise for you.
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Ow!
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Ow! You're tugging me too hard.
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I got a surprise for you, morty.
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What do you what do you
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think of this
flying vehicle, morty?
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I built it out of stuff
I found in the garage.
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Yeah, Rick, it's... it's great.
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Is this the surprise?
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Morty, I had to -—
I had to do...
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I had to -— I had to -...
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I had to make a bomb, morty.
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I had to create a bomb.
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What?! A bomb?!
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We're gonna drop
it down there...
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Just get a whole
fresh start, morty.
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Create a whole fresh start.
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T-T-That's absolutely crazy!
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Come on, morty.
Just take it easy, morty.
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It's gonna be good.
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Right now, we're gonna go pick
up your little friend Jessica.
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Jessica?
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From my math class?
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When I drop the bomb, I don't...
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You know, I want you to have
somebody,
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you know -—
I want you to have the thing...
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I'm gonna make it like
a new Adam and Eve,
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and you're gonna be Adam.
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And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and
so that's the surprise, morty.
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No, you can't!
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J-Jessica doesn't
even know I exist.
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But —- but —- but
forget about that,
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because you can't
blow up humanity.
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I-I get what you're trying
to say, m-morty.
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Listen, I'm not —- you don't...
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Y-Y—you don't got to worry about
me trying to fool around with...
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With Jessica or mess around
with Jessica or anything.
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I'm... I'm not that
kind of guy, morty.
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What are you talking
about, Rick?
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You -— you... you don't
have to worry about me getting
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with Jessica or anything.
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She -— she... she... she —-
she's all for you, morty.
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I don't care about Jessica!
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You know what, morty?
You're right.
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Let's forget the
girl all together.
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She -— she's probably nothing
but trouble, anyways.
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Sh I p: Arming neutrino bomb.
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That's it... that's it, Rick.
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I'm taking the wheel.
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Get off of me, morty!
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I'm taking charge of
this situation, buddy.
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What's gotten into you?
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I'm... i'm... i'm...
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I'm not gonna stand around
like some sort of dumb...
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What are you, crazy?
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Person and just let
you blow up the whole world.
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All right, all right.
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I'll... I'll land.
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I'll land. I'll land.
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I'll land the thing.
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I'll land the thing.
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Big tough guy all of a sudden.
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We'll park it right here, morty.
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Right here on the s-side
of the r-road here.
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Oh, thank god.
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You know what?
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That was all a test, morty.
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Just an elaborate test
to make you more assertive.
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It was?
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Sure. Why not?
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I don't... I don't know.
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You -— you know what, mo-...
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Sh I p: Neutrino bomb armed.
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Um...
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I see there's a new episode of
that singing show tonight.
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Who do you guys think is
gonna be the best singer?
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Oh, my god.
His head is in his food.
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I'm going to puke.
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Morty, are you getting sick?
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I told you not to practice-kiss
the living-room pillow.
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The dog sleeps on it.
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I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom.
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I just —- I didn't get a
lot of sleep last night.
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Maybe my dreams were just
too loud or something.
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Or maybe you were out all night
again with grandpa Rick.
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What?!
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Dad?
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What, so everyone's supposed to
sleep every single night now?
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You realize that nighttime
makes up half of all time?
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Damn it!
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- Jerry!
- Beth!
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Oh, my god.
My parents are so loud.
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I want to die.
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Mm, there is no god, summer.
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You got to rip that band—aid off
now. You'll thank me later.
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Okay, with all due respect,
Rick...
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What am I talking about?
What respect is due?
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How is my son supposed to pass
his classes if you keep dragging
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him off for high—concept
Sci-Fi rigamarole?
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Listen, Jerry, m don't want to
overstep my bounds or anything.
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It's your house.
It's your world.
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You're a real Julius Caesar.
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But I'll tell you some...
Tell you how...
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How I feel about school, Jerry.
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It's a waste of time -...
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A bunch of people
running around,
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bumping into each other.
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G-Guy up front says,
"two plus two."
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The people in the
back say, "four."
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Then the bell rings, and they
give you a carton of milk
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and a piece of paper that says you can
go take a dump or something.
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I mean, it's... it's not a
place for smart people, Jerry.
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And I know that's not
a popular opinion,
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but it's my two cents
on the issue.
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This was a good breakfast, Beth.
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You really made the
crap out of those eggs.
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I wish your mother
was here to eat them.
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Oh, dad.
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What?
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For real?
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Teacher:
All right, now, everybody get settled.
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Get away from the windows!
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Now, look, we're gonna be
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dealing with some real
serious stuff today.
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You might have heard of it.
It's called math.
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And without it,
none of us would even exist,
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so let's jump right in —-
two plus two.
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Jessica.
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Five plus five.
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Tenssica.
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Okay, good.
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It's time for the quiz.
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Yeah, you know what?!
Aw, too bad!
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Tough!
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First row, take one.
Pass it back for me.
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The stakes are high
in this room.
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There's crucial things
happening here every day.
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People getting smarter.
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Some of y'all getting dumber.
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Some of y'all ain't
gonna see 3:00.
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Jessica: Hi, morty.
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Whoa!
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Hi, Jessica.
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Can I show these to you?
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Wow.
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Th-they're both great.
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Thank you.
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You know what I named these?
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My little morties.
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Uh, that's flattering
and a little weird.
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Do you know what I want
you to do with them?
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Rename them?
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Squeeze them.
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Manhandle them.
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Give them the business.
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See if you can shuffle them.
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I mean, really get in there
and knock them around.
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No wrong answers.
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Wow.
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Well, okay, Jessica.
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L-Let's give this a shot.
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Mm.
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Oh, morty.
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What are you doing to me?
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Uh, i-I'm just doing my best.
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Morty!
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What are you doing to me?!
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Jessica.
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Morty!
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Jessica.
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Five more minutes of this,
and I'm gonna get mad.
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Je-Jessica.
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Jessica.
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Not my fault this is happening.
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Well, well, well.
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Uh, morning, frank.
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"Morning"?
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What was... what is
that supposed to mean?
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You making fun of me?
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Are you trying to
say my family's poor?
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Oh, geez, frank.
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I don't know if a
knife is necessary.
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I mean, you know, y-you kind of
had things handled without it.
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You telling me how to bully now?
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Big mistake, morty.
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And now I'm gonna cut you,
'cause my family's rich.
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[Gasdsi
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there you are, morty.
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Listen to me.
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I got an errand to run in a
whole different dimension.
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I need an extra pair of hands.
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Oh, geez, Rick.
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W-What'd you do to frank?
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It's pretty obvious, morty.
I froze him.
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Now listen...
I need your help, morty.
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I mean, we got —-
we got to get...
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Get the hell out of here
and go take care of business.
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It's important. Come on, morty.
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I don't know, Rick.
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I-I can't leave school again.
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Do you have any concept of how
much higher the stakes
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get out there, morty?
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What do you think -—
I can just do it all by myself?
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Come on!
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Aw, geez. Okay.
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I guess I can skip history.
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What about frank?
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I mean, shouldn't
you unfreeze him?
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I'll do it later, morty.
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He'll be fine.
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Let's go.
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Oh, my god.
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I'm about to walk
past frank palicky.
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This is the story we'll
be telling our children.
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Hi, frank.
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Aah!
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Scalpel.
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Scalpel.
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Knock, knock.
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J erry?
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My manager gave me an hour
for lunch, and I thought,
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"hey, why not swing by
where your wife works?"
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We're losing him.
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Okay, he's back.
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Jerry, please tell me you're
here for an incredibly urgent reason.
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Well, it's lunch.
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I mean, it's one of three meals
that have existed for millennia.
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Losing him.
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Stabilized.
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Okay, I only ask, Jerry,
because, as you know,
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my job involves
performing heart surgery.
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Well, yeah, on horses.
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Excuse me?
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Okay. Let's not
rehash thaffight.
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I sense that you're busy
and will now be on my way.
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Whoa!
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What is this on the floor?
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Some kind of literature for
a really nice-looking nursing home.
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Hey, honey, crazy idea -—
Bad pitch...
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Let's put your dad here.
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Let's put your dad
in a nursing home.
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We're losing him.
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Hey, Tom.
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We know when we're losing him.
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We can hear the beeps!
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There she is. All right.
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Come on, morty. Let's go.
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Oh, geez.
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Okay.
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Oh, man, Rick.
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What is this place?
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It's dimension 35c,
and it's got the perfect
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climate conditions for a
special type of tree, morty,
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called a mega tree,
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and there's fruit
in those trees,
261
00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,059
and there's seeds
in those fruits.
262
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I'm talking about mega seeds.
263
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They're —- They're
incredibly powerful,
264
00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,981
and I need them to help me
with my research, morty.
265
00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,983
Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking
around this place,
266
00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,878
and I'm starting to work up some
anxiety about this whole thing.
267
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:05,962
All right. All right. Calm down.
268
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,112
Listen to me, morty.
269
00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,406
I know that new situations
can be intimidating.
270
00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,843
You're looking around, and it's
all scary and different, but,
271
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,662
you know, m-meeting them head
on, charging right into them
272
00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,914
like a bull...
That's how we grow as people.
273
00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,749
I'm no stranger
to scary situations.
274
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I deal with them all the time.
275
00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,492
Now, if you just stick with me,
morty, we're gonna be...
276
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,962
Holy crap, morty, run!
277
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,091
I never seen that thing
before in my life.
278
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,652
I don't even know
what the hell it is!
279
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:29,956
We got to get out
of here, morty!
280
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:30,886
It's gonna kill us!
281
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:31,970
We're gonna die!
282
00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,222
We're gonna die, morty!
283
00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,142
Oh, morty, take a deep breath.
284
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,228
Breathe that —- breathe that
fresh air in, morty.
285
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,521
Y—you smell that?
286
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,147
That's the smell
of adventure, morty.
287
00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,626
That's... that's the smell of...
Of... of... of a whole different
288
00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:46,652
evolutionary timeline.
289
00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:47,820
All right, Rick, look...
290
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,238
How much longer
is this gonna be?
291
00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,590
Shouldn't I be
back at school by now?
292
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,740
Are you joking me?
293
00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:54,243
I mean, look at all the
crazy crap surrounding us.
294
00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,512
Look at that thing right there.
295
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,912
W-What the hell is that thing?
296
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,640
You think you're gonna see
that kind of thing at school?
297
00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,249
Look at it just
lumbering around.
298
00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,918
It defies all logic -—
That thing.
299
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,002
Yeah, Rick, I get it.
300
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,504
We're surrounded by monsters.
301
00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,387
That's kind of the reason
why I want to leave.
302
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,298
Ta-ta-ta—ta-ta-ta.
303
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:11,510
Morty, you see this?
304
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,554
You see what we just
stumbled upon, morty?
305
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,823
Any idea what that
is down there?
306
00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:15,931
The mega trees?
307
00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,367
That's right, morty...
The mega trees
308
00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,726
with the mega fruit on them.
309
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,245
And that's what I'm
talking about, morty.
310
00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:21,645
That's where my seeds are.
311
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:22,831
If we would have done
what you wanted,
312
00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,165
I would have never
have found them,
313
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,917
because y... because you're
so in love with school.
314
00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,192
All right, all right.
315
00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:29,170
So, what's so special about
these seeds, anyways?
316
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,863
You ask a lot of
questions, morty.
317
00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,197
Not very charismatic.
318
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,717
It makes you kind of an under—-
319
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,159
Underfoot figure.
320
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,410
Just take these shoes, morty.
321
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,293
They're sp...
Special grappling shoes.
322
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,581
When you're wearing these
things -— ba... these babies,
323
00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,292
you can basically just walk on
any surface you want, morty —-
324
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,294
up, down, below,
turn around to the left.
325
00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,212
These things really bring
it all together.
326
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,922
Aah!
327
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,286
You have to turn them on, morty!
328
00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,468
The shoes have to be turned on!
329
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,304
Beth:
I am not putting my father in a home!
330
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,264
He just came back into my life,
331
00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,768
and you want to grab him and
stuff him under a mattress like
332
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,311
last month's Victoria's secret?
333
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,874
I told you... I was ordering you
something for Valentine's day.
334
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:09,610
More importantly, your father is
a horrible influence on our son.
335
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,944
Everything cool in here, Beth?
336
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:11,862
It's fine, Davin.
337
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:12,988
Okay, cool.
338
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,549
You know, we did
something great today.
339
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:18,076
There's nothing more noble and
free than the heart of a horse.
340
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,579
Since we're fighting,
if you ever have an affair
341
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,223
with that guy, I will
come to the hotel room
342
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,708
and blow my brains out
all over your naked bodies.
343
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,753
Look, I appreciate the
stress you're under, but
344
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,130
morty was having trouble in
school way before my dad moved
345
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:33,509
in, and the only influence I
can see Rick having is that,
346
00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:36,720
for the first time in his life,
morty has a friend.
347
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,766
Well, maybe you're right.
348
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,851
Uh, yeah, maybe I am.
349
00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:43,852
I'm my father's daughter.
350
00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:44,937
I'm smart.
351
00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:45,896
Why do you think
I'm a heart surgeon?
352
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:46,814
Horse heart surgeon.
353
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,232
- Hello?
- Mrs. Smith?
354
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,875
This is principal vagina...
No relation.
355
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,753
I wonder if you and morty's
father might be able to have
356
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:52,977
a chat with me this afternoon?
357
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,116
Morty, oh, you really d-did a
number on your legs right now.
358
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,720
You know, you got to
turn the shoes on, morty,
359
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,912
for them to work.
360
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,181
Yeah, look... I turned mine on.
361
00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:04,516
I had no problem
getting down here.
362
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,041
It was a leisurely breeze.
363
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,376
I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.
364
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,877
Yeah, I can see that.
365
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,797
But do you think you'll still be
able to help me collect
366
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,090
my seeds, morty?
367
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,091
Are you kidding me?!
368
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,092
That's it, Rick!
369
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,426
That's the last straw!
370
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,446
I can't believe this...
I'm sitting here with both
371
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,198
of my legs broken,
and you're still asking me
372
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,765
about getting those seeds?!
373
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,308
Ooh! Ow! Oh!
374
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,685
Y—y-you're a monster.
375
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,436
Y—you're like Hitler, but -...
376
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,564
But even Hitler cared about
Germany or something.
377
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,274
Okay, hold on just a second,
morty.
378
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:41,743
Ooh.
379
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:45,372
Ohh.
380
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,461
Ooh.
381
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,714
Wow, Rick.
382
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,258
That stuffjust healed
my broken legs instantly.
383
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,553
I mean, I've never felt
so good in my life.
384
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,554
Thank you.
385
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,889
Don't worry about it, morty.
386
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,908
Just come help me get these
seeds, all right, buddy?
387
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,100
Sure thing, Rick.
388
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,744
Not that you asked, morty,
but what just happened
389
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,646
there is I went into a future
dimension with such advanced
390
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,940
medicine that they had
broken—leg serum at every
391
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,317
corner drugstore.
392
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,627
The stuff was all over
the place, morty.
393
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,153
Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.
394
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,571
There's just one problem,
morty...
395
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,780
One little hang-up.
396
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,449
The dimension I visited was so
advanced,
397
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,659
they had also halted
the aging process,
398
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,161
and everyone there was young,
morty,
399
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,370
and they had been forever.
400
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,039
I was the only old
person there, morty.
401
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,309
It was like I was some
sort of, you know, celebrity,
402
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,500
walking around.
403
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,960
H was fascinating to them.
404
00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:34,355
There were a lot of attractive
women there, morty, and they -...
405
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,024
They... they —-
they all wanted time with me.
406
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,848
I had a lot of fun with
a lot of young ladies,
407
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,468
but I spent so much time there,
408
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,951
my interdimensional
portal device —-
409
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,638
it's got no charge left, morty.
410
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,721
It's got no charge left.
411
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,598
What?!
412
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,825
It's as good as garbage, morty.
413
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:46,868
It's not gonna
work anymore, morty.
414
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,036
Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good.
415
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,686
W-What are we gonna do?
416
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,855
I-I have to be back
at school right now.
417
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,179
How are we gonna get back home?
418
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,775
There's ways to
get back home, morty.
419
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,794
It's just —- it's just gonna
be a little bit of a hassle.
420
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,630
We're gonna have to go through
interdimensional customs,
421
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,073
so you're gonna have
to do me a real solid.
422
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,074
Uh-oh.
423
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,408
When we get to customs,
424
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,553
I'm gonna need you to take
these seeds into the bathroom,
425
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,096
and I'm gonna need you
to put them way up
426
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,038
inside your butthole, morty.
427
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,331
In my butt?
428
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,100
Put them way up inside there,
as far as they can fit.
429
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,250
Oh, geez, Rick.
430
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,603
I really don't want
to have to do that.
431
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,087
Well, somebody's got
to do it, morty.
432
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,090
Th-these seeds aren't gonna get
through customs unless they're
433
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:19,253
in someone's rectum, morty.
434
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,444
And they'll fall
right out of mine.
435
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,053
I've done this
too many times, morty.
436
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,262
I mean, you're young.
437
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,181
You've got your whole
life ahead of you,
438
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,433
and your anal cavity is
still taut, yet malleable.
439
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,911
You got to do it
for grandpa, morty.
440
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,746
Y—you've got to put these
seeds inside your butt.
441
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,562
In my butt?
442
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:33,480
Come on, morty.
443
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,398
Please, morty.
444
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,524
You have to do it, morty.
445
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,607
Oh, man.
446
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,380
Principal: The fact is, your son, morty,
has attended this school for a
447
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:42,781
total of seven hours over
the last two months.
448
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,408
What? Why didn't you notify us?
449
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,284
I done been notifying you.
450
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,720
Have you not been
getting the messages
451
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,138
I've been leaving with morty's
grandfather?
452
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,247
Boom!
453
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,873
Told you! In your face!
454
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,750
He is ruining our child!
455
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,252
Wait, what am I celebrating?
456
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,021
Yeah, see, I thought
something was fishy there,
457
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,481
because it's usually morty's
grandpa that's taking
458
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,297
him out of school.
459
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,298
Summer?
460
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,719
What kind of god lets this happen?
461
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:04,886
We had a little incident.
462
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:06,596
A student was frozen to death.
463
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,725
And there's no evidence that
a latino student did it!
464
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,452
Everyone wants to take
this to a racial place.
465
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,894
I won't let them.
466
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:16,940
The g/arp zone is for f/arping
and ung/arping only.
467
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,943
Alien: So, I told him,
"give me the blimfarx," you know?
468
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,528
This... this guy —-
469
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,964
he doesn't understand
interstellar currency.
470
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,698
It's, like, I'm trying
to eat a flimflam —-
471
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,867
like, that's what
we eat on girvonesk.
472
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,745
The g/arp zone is for
f/arping and ung/arping only.
473
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,038
I don't like it here, morty.
474
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,372
I can't abide bureaucracy.
475
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,225
I don't like being told
where to go and what to do.
476
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,584
I consider it a violation.
477
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,228
Did you get those seeds
all the way up your butt?
478
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,295
Yeah, Rick.
479
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,731
Let's just get
this over with, okay?
480
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,399
I mean, these things are pointy.
They hurt.
481
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,591
That means they're good ones.
482
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,051
You're a good kid, morty.
483
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,344
Those mega seeds are super
valuable to my work.
484
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,096
You've been a huge help to me.
485
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,616
I'm gonna be able to do
all kinds of things with them.
486
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,476
It's gonna be great, morty.
487
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,745
All kinds of science.
488
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,062
Okay, next through.
489
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,938
Except you. You go over there.
490
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,124
Why does he have
to go over there?
491
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,191
Random check.
492
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,334
He's got to go through
the new machine.
493
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:01,419
What new -— What new machine?
494
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,486
It's a new machine.
495
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,921
It detects stuff all
the way up your butt.
496
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,614
Run, morty! Run!
497
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,782
Aah!
498
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:07,865
Red alert!
499
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,047
Ohhhhh!
500
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,134
[Crying I
501
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,807
Hey! Ohhhhhh.
502
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:33,683
Aah!
503
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:34,810
Don't think about it!
504
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,480
Ooh!
505
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,192
Oh, nice, morty!
506
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,555
The student becomes the teacher.
507
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,453
Whoooooo!
508
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,997
Aah!
509
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,666
Aw, hell, no, dawg.
510
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,018
You know me...
I'm just trying to...
511
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,211
Aah!
512
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,192
I need to type in the coordinates
to our home world, morty.
513
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,676
- Cover me.
- Oh, man.
514
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,679
I mean, you know, i-i
don't want to shoot nobody.
515
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,846
They're just robots, morty!
516
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,013
It's okay to shoot them!
517
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,098
They're robots!
518
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,142
Aah!
519
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,560
My leg is shot off!
520
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,978
Glenn's bleeding to death!
521
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,147
Someone call his wife
and children!
522
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,273
They're not robots, Rick!
523
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,607
It's a figure of speech, morty.
524
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,691
They're bureaucrats.
525
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,733
I don't respect them.
526
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,944
Just keep shooting, morty.
527
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,613
You have no idea what
prison is like here!
528
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,034
Holy crap! This is insane!
529
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,378
Rick: Come on, morty!
530
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,781
We got to get the
hell out of here!
531
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,261
Wow.
532
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,680
Did you just come into the
cafeteria through a portal?
533
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,056
Uh, yeah.
534
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,851
Well, you know, my... my
Ferrari's in the shop.
535
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,270
Ju... just kidding.
536
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,938
- You're morty, right?
- Yeah.
537
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,166
You can get his number later.
538
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,900
Come on, morty. We got
to get out of here.
539
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,252
You got to get those
seeds out of your ass.
540
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,319
Oh, look, honey.
541
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,613
It's our son with
Albert ein-douche.
542
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,780
What?
543
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,341
I'm an angry father,
not an improvisor.
544
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,575
Oh, hi, Jerry.
545
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243
Oh, my goodness, morty!
546
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,912
What are you doing out of class?
547
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,205
We talked about this.
548
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,141
Your —- your parents and
I are very disappointed in —-
549
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,751
in this behavior.
550
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,628
No? No takers?
551
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,796
You guys should really not
be touching that stuff.
552
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,899
It's beyond your reasoning.
553
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:28,840
You're beyond our reasoning!
554
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,217
Takes one to know one.
555
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:34,721
Dad, how could you make my
son miss an entire semester of school?
556
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,282
I mean, it's not like
he's a hot girl.
557
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,266
He can't just bail on
his life and set up shop
558
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,517
in someone else's.
559
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,828
What —- what are you
guys doing with my stuff?
560
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,521
We're moving you...
To a nursing home.
561
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,522
A nursing home?
562
00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:45,708
What are... what are you, nuts?
563
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,732
I'm a genius.
564
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,109
I build robots for fun.
565
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,254
Well, now you can build baskets
and watch Paul Newman movies
566
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,573
on vhs and mentally scar the
boy scouts every Christmas.
567
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:54,491
What does that mean?
568
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,408
It's personal.
569
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,743
Dad, mom, c-come on.
570
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,079
Rick just needed my help is all.
571
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,455
Morty, stay out of this.
572
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,167
You are obviously not capable
ofjudging these situations on your own.
573
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,478
What are you trying
to say about morty?
574
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:06,562
That he's stupid or something?
575
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,879
Oh, don't high-road us, dad.
576
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:10,966
You know fully well that morty
is the last child that needs to
577
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,259
be missing classes.
578
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:14,177
I-I-I don't know what
you mean by that.
579
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,863
Can... can -— can you be a
little bit more specific?
580
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,097
Oh, for crying out —-
581
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,908
he's got some kind of
disability or something.
582
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,267
Is that what you want us to say?
583
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,768
I do?
584
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,520
Well, duh doy, son.
585
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,232
Look, I love you, morty, but we
both know you're not as fast as
586
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,418
the other kids, and if you
want to compete in this world,
587
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,278
you got to work twice as hard.
588
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,696
Aw, geez, dad.
589
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,573
Y—you know, that's a lot
to drop on a kid all at once.
590
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,159
Morty, t-tell your parents
the square root of pi.
591
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,577
Oh, come on, Rick.
592
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,661
You know I can't.
593
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,806
The square root of pi,
morty... go.
594
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,874
1.77245385.
595
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,293
Whoa!
596
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,669
What the hell?
597
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,296
Holy crap. He's right.
598
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,299
Morty, tell your parents
the first law of
599
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:52,674
Thermodynamics.
600
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,844
"The increment in the internal
energy of a system is equal to
601
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,655
the increment of heat
supplied to the system."
602
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,431
Wow! I'm so smart!
603
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:00,765
But —-
604
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:01,725
I told the both of you...
605
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,684
School is stupid.
606
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,977
It's not how you learn things.
607
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,186
Morty's a gifted child.
608
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,646
He has a special mind.
609
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,957
That's why he's
my little helper.
610
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,441
He's like me.
611
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,193
He's gonna be doing great
science stuff later in his life.
612
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,611
He's too smart for school.
613
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,823
H-He needs to keep hanging out
and helping me.
614
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,743
Jerry, I don't want whatever's
happening here to stop.
615
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,286
No, I-I understand.
616
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,330
Uh, maybe we overreacted.
617
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,082
But he has to keep
going to school.
618
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,459
Okay, Jerry.
619
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,877
You drive a hard bargain,
620
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,354
but what am I supposed to do?
621
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,796
Say —- Say no?
622
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,882
You -— you really wear
the pants around here.
623
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,818
I just want you to know,
between us, from now on,
624
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,136
it's gonna be 100%
honesty and open,
625
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,471
clear communication.
626
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,848
Frank palicky was
frozen to death today!
627
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,251
No idea what you're
talking about.
628
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,226
Okay.
629
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,771
Well, uh, morty,
it's your bedtime in an hour.
630
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,397
Don't stay up all night again.
631
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,774
This is good, though.
632
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,150
This can work.
633
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,235
I think we can be a family.
634
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,696
And now, Beth,
if you'll have me,
635
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,656
I would love to have you.
636
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,824
You know what?
637
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,159
Okay.
638
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,952
Holy cow, Rick.
639
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,413
I didn't know hanging out with
you was making me smarter.
640
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,415
Full disclosure, morty...
It's not.
641
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:10,460
Temporary superintelligence is
just a side effect of the
642
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,263
mega seeds dissolving in
your rectal cavity.
643
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,546
Aw, man.
644
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,007
Yeah, and once those
seeds wear off,
645
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,811
you're gonna lose most
of your motor skills,
646
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,762
and you're also gonna lose
a significant amount of
647
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,239
brain functionality
for 72 hours, morty.
648
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,849
Starting right about now.
649
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:25,933
Ohh, man.
650
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,186
Oh, geez! Ohh.
651
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,230
I'm sorry, morty. It's a bummer.
652
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,023
In reality, you're
as dumb as they come.
653
00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,817
And I needed those
seeds real bad,
654
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,087
and I had to give them upjust
to get your parents off my back,
655
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,029
so now we're gonna
have to go get more.
656
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,882
And then we're gonna go on even
more adventures after that,
657
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,157
morty.
658
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,094
And you're gonna keep your mouth
shut about it, morty,
659
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,054
because the world is full of
idiots that don't understand
660
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,162
what's important,
661
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,539
and they'll tear us apart,
morty.
662
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,208
But if you stick with me, I'm
gonna accomplish great things,
663
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,353
morty, and you're gonna be
part of them, and together,
664
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,586
we're gonna run around, morty.
665
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,314
We're gonna do all kinds of
wonderful things, morty.
666
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,256
Just you and me, morty.
667
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,340
Oh, no, no.
668
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,818
The outside world
is our enemy, morty.
669
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,302
We're the only
friends we've got, morty.
670
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:02,554
It's just Rick and morty -...
671
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,806
Rick and morty
and their adventures, morty.
672
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,599
Rick and morty forever
and forever.
673
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,476
100 years,
Rick and morty's things.
674
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,771
Me and Rick and morty running
around, and Rick and morty time.
675
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,190
All day long, forever.
676
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,817
All -— a hundred days.
677
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,735
Rick and morty forever...
100 times.
678
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,738
Over and over,
rickandmortyadventures.Com.
679
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,741
www.rickandmorty.com.
680
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,994
www.rickandmortyadventures.
681
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,662
All 100 years.
682
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,331
Every minute, rickandmorty.Com.
683
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:34,127
www.100timesrickandmorty.com.
684
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,484
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