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Warm greetings to each and every one of you gathered here today!

Our Muthaiya brother has secured a landslide victory in the Assembly elections

with an impressive margin!

Our Honourable Chief Minister, Mr. Periyaandavar,

will administer the oath of office to Muthaiya.

-Hey uncle! -Huh.

You landed a job at a tea shop as a youngster, pretending to be a major.

Hmm.

Next, you started selling nuts outside colleges.

Hmm.

Your next entrepreneurial venture was selling vegetables from a bicycle.

Finally, you somehow amassed a fortune of three crores and settled down.

Now you're the Chief Minister.

Muthaiya, I'm warning you, stop right here.

Otherwise, I'll have no choice but to expel you from the party altogether.

Your power tactics won't work on me.

I've won the MLA seat with a margin of three lakh votes.

Within ten minutes after swearing-in,

I expect the Department of Public Works to be under my control.

We'll see, we'll see.

Is that what you meant, when you said 'We'll see, we'll see'?

You're drooling, wipe it off. The dog might come to lick it off then.

You keep forgetting that I'm the Chief Minister.

I'm warning you, the consequences will be dire.

Dire? Did you mean my derrière?

Muthaiya, your antics are getting out of hand.

In place of the governor,

You're asking me to swear you in, just because I'm your friend.

-What an atrocity? -Oh God no! I don't like him.

He acts impulsively, sacking the minister without a second thought,

and then retracts it.

The moment things get serious, he scurries off to Delhi.

I, Muthiah...

Hurry up and get it done, we never know when they'll force out the government.

They've forced us out! They've forced us out!

Hey, so it was you?

I had won the election and was just about to swear-in.

You've forced me out, of sleep.

Keep dreaming, that's all.

Those who easily landed a spot in the party

have just as easily snagged bungalows on ECR.

Hey, you know what? ECR is all bought up, politicians have taken everything!

-Doesn't this look like a bungalow to you? -Huh?

Does it look like a pig sty?

Why did you wake me up?

The broker is here to discuss potential alliances, for your sisters.

Get up, take a bath, and for once, do your job right!

Do you mean I've never done any job right?

Does being beautiful give you the right to say whatever you want?

I feel shy.

Oh God, her adorable squeals just melts my heart.

-Hey Narayana! When did you come? -Just a while ago brother.

You have an old, worn-out photo album in hand,

but you're not bringing any good big family proposals.

Just as you've always wanted,

I've brought a proposal from a wealthy and influential family.

-Is it? -Huh!

The young men are not only handsome and well-mannered,

-but also respectful and down to earth. -Down to earth? Like in the burial grounds?

Please, stop mocking every word he speaks.

You go ahead brother.

They're a highly esteemed and respected family.

They have four sons though, is that fine with you?

It's okay, we'll get my three sisters

-married to the first three of them. -Okay!

We'll let the youngest son explore the city to find a suitable match for himself.

Whatever you say, brother.

Won't you accept if she says?

I'll accept both your decisions.

Darling, please let him speak.

Did I ask him to sing?

I've seen you eyeing it for a while, go ahead and have the laddoo.

-Not the plate, just eat the laddoo! -Okay brother.

Tell me their names.

Kumaran, Murugan, Saravanan and Balasubramanian.

What kind of names are these?

Isn't that the AVM family?

No, they're the KVM family.

Isn't their father's name Meiyappa Chettiyar?

No it's Kandasamy Chettiar.

-They’re from Karaikudi, right? -No they're from Tuticorin.

Have your coffee then.

Why aren't they married yet?

They're quite stubborn, just like you!

They insisted on marrying sisters from the same family.

They've been searching for eight years, but haven't found a match yet.

They're willing to compromise their expectations now.

-How old is the last one? -He's just forty years old.

-The one before him? -He's forty-two.

-The one before him? -He's forty-four.

Is the eldest one, sixty years old now?

You're absolutely right!

Take off your hands and put down the cup.

-What happened? -I pity him.

Don't you feel pity on my sisters?

I told him to look for grooms within the age of thirty.

He's showing me ones that have passed their expiry dates. Get lost!

Leave now!

Brother, you forgot your bag!

Oh, yeah, it's super important,

he works as manager for a big bank, he can't live without it.

Grab it and get out of here!

If I dare ask him if he's had lunch, he'll chase me to death.

Okay, here goes nothing! I'm gonna ask him now!

-Brother! -What?

I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time now.

How did you get this name, 'Single Vote Muthaiya'?

Didn't he tell you?

He never asked so I never told him.

He's been posting about it online. Didn't he tell you?

Brother, tell me if you want, I don't care either way.

Don't get mad at me.

My uncle gave me a seat in the last election.

-Okay. -I contested.

-I lost by just one, single vote. -Huh?!

-If I had been in the country... -Where were you?

I was running a shopping cart business in Thailand, brother.

Was that the only job you could get?

North Indians are running pawn shops and jewellery shops here.

You're talking big like you were an oil tycoon in Oman!

What would you have done if you were in India during the elections?

You lost by one vote, right?

I'd have protested by blocking a bus and demanded a recount.

You'd have gotten run over!

And then the trash truck would've come along, swept you up,

and flushed you down the sewer.

I received only one vote!

Only ONE VOTE?!

'One Vote Muthaiya'

-Oh God! -There's more blood than yesterday.

Has he stuck his nose in the hood, perhaps?

Brother, I've already warned you, I'm still on my L-boards!

You made my nose bleed, what's the big idea?

How am I supposed to express my anger now?

-Is this how you express? -Stop hitting brother! Stop it!

-Is this how you express? -I'm not Senthil to get hit by you.

I'm a true votary.

Your family cast five votes, but you only got one vote, how's that even possible?

Yes they did cast their votes, but their votes went to Rose.

How did their votes from this state end up going to Roja from Andhra Pradesh?

Didn't you bring this up to the press?

She snatched all my votes, thanks to Jagan Mohan Reddy's recommendation!

Hey electrocuted rhino, listen up!

I didn't mean Roja the actress from the movie 'Sembaruthi',

I was actually referring to the political party symbol, Rose.

-Oh! -He finally understood it seems.

Let's get moving!

-You stay here! -Here?

Yes!

-Greetings! -The spray-mouth has arrived.

I have no connection or affiliation with any political documents whatsoever.

Hang up!

-Hi South Chennai! -Hi North Chennai!

What's the current state of the political landscape?

It's absolutely chaotic!

How would things change for the better if you were in politics?

Hey Egmore, what did you say?

-I consider you as a god... -Hey, quit chatting with the driver!

Regardless of the outcome,

I heard you're supplying fish to households.

They're my vote bank, and I need to take care of them.

-But still you have lost. -Are you mocking me?

Although I didn't win, I'm proud to have secured one lakh votes.

But you got only one vote and lost.

Whether it's one lakh votes

or just one, the fact remains, we lost, and that's irreversible.

Why are we beating ourselves up over this?

If the press media sees us,

they'll spread rumours that the North and South district secretaries

got into a heated argument rolling on the ground.

Moreover if 'Chitha' or 'Pedha' sees us?

-That's it, we're done. -You're right.

-They're already waiting outside. -Yes, yes!

-They've already started. -Why do you keep interfering?

Hey, North, why do you bring your driver into the party office?

-Look at where my driver stands? -Just wait, wait.

-Make him stand there! -Be patient.

Excuse me, driver, would you mind waiting outside for a bit?

I'm not comfortable leaving you alone with him.

Hey get out!

-Hey! -Brother?

I said go!

Hey Jayakrishna, aren't you going to have to pass through Vyasarpadi anyway?

Egmore, you were close to them, but now they've dumped you. What went wrong?

Hey, grinder head, think you're funny, mocking me?

My guy Muthaiya is a good man.

It's your guy, that bulldozer-nosed guy.

He's crossing paths with me often.

He's not just targeting you, he's been bothering me too.

Drive slow! What are you gazing over there?

Why are you driving into the pot-hole?

Did I buy this fifty lakh car for you to drive into the pot-hole?

I'm going to change a new driver!

-Shall I jump off now now? -Hey just drive!

Once he smacked my neck while I was driving.

Why?

He was in an emergency to go to the toilet.

-Why strangle me for that? -Disgusting.

Day before yesterday,

he bit my nose, claiming he needed to pee.

-Have a look for yourself. -He bit your nose?

-Is he a politician or a mad man? -He's messed up.

Hey, it seems like they're disrespecting us just because we're drivers, right?

We'll take him down together. We'll check-mate him.

Let's start now!

Let's start with stealing diesel from his car.

-Get the can! Go open the tank! -Why are you hitting me for that?

Look at my siphoning skills.

What's going on here?

The treasurer is sending us snacks and tea?

He's probably billed at least two thousand rupees for these.

Be careful what you say, brother. There are cameras everywhere now.

Oh you're scared? Stop the act! I'm not buying it.

When the big gun ended up in the hospital for two whole months of treatment,

you submitted expense reports for absurd amounts like one crore

for eating string hoppers, half a crore for ginger tea and more.

What's so scary all of a sudden?

What is this?

Bite it and your teeth break, hit someone and they're done for.

Here's something better, take this petrol bomb and throw it outside.

Let fate decide who stays among the ten party members standing before us.

Throw it in their party office, not here!

Whose calling?

Oh it's Karpagam.

Why are you staring at my face?

The call is for you, answer it.

Yes I'm answering it.

-It's personal. -Yeah go ahead talk.

-Hello. -Hello, I'm Karpagam's mother talking.

Yes what can I do for you?

I came with my daughter seeking a job recommendation.

I know, why bring that up now?

-You got her pregnant instead. -Wait, wait, wait!

I know that too, what else?

-Wait and watch. -We took her to the hospital.

They said she's three months into her pregnancy.

Stone head, done everything, and now he's trying to hide himself under water.

Bring her to our home, we'll discuss in person.

This is what you said the last time.

You just kept repeating you'll take care,

-and ended up making her pregnant. -Don't keep repeating it.

What should I do now?

Don't worry, we'll take care of it.

We can terminate a government with ease, can't we terminate a simple pregnancy?

Every doctor in the general hospital are well-known to me.

We'll abort it in just a day, okay?

But sir, the doctors said it would put her life at risk

if we terminate the pregnancy now.

Who will marry my pregnant daughter now?

Oh you're worried about that? Leave that aside.

Our boys are there in the party, even the driver is our boy.

-We'll take care. -It's not about that.

Karpagam is threatening to drink poison and lie down in that very bed.

Shall I tell her to go ahead?

No that's wrong, you shouldn't do that.

If I get caught, it'll ruin my reputation.

But I'm already caught now.

My husband is beating us with a wooden log.

I'll get back to you later.

-I'm at home now. -The press are waiting outside my home.

Okay! Okay, I'll hang up now.

Why do you look tensed?

-Any big problem? -No nothing like that.

That's probably because the fan seems to be running slowly.

Fans are like that.

-Yes brother. I need to use the restroom. -Yes please go ahead.

I've had enough, what else is he waiting to do to me?

Your stomach's churning I guess, don't mess your pants.

-Tell me now! -Okay I'll tell.

He's like a God to us sir.

I asked you who smuggled the sand, and you're saying it's God?

Who is that 'God' of yours? Tell me!

Hello Inbaraj! I'm the one they were calling 'God'.

Wherever there's injustice, Saravana Pandiyan will appear!

You're on my payroll, but working for the opposition?

Sorry, I'm a government employee, I draw my salary from them.

Are you implying that others get their salaries from petrol bunks.

-Hey! -Ask him brother.

We are the government!

The promises we made during our election campaign.

Do you remember any?

We boldly claimed that we would smuggle all of our mineral resources!

That's exactly what we've been doing for the last six months.

And now you're trying to intimidate us by arresting our men?

Sir, why are you here? We have filed an FIR on them.

Get them out on bail tomorrow, use your lawyer to make the arrangements.

-We'll discuss the rest later. -Oh my God!

-You've filed an FIR? -Hmm.

-Can't we do anything now? -Inspector can we please see the FIR copy?

-Oh is this the FIR? -Yes that's it.

Look at this!

What have you done?

It's just a piece of paper.

Did you plan to tear us after filing the FIR?

Now that we've managed to tear the FIR, what's your next move?

Get get some tea for us, go!

-The constable has gone out sir. -Oh?

Should only the constable go? Won't you go?

Sir, I'm an Inspector, and I expect to be treated with some respect.

To me, you're just two men in uniform, nothing more.

Will you go now? Or should I shoot you?

Oh mother!

What have you done brother? Oh God!

Brother, you should have shut him up for good,

a bullet to the mouth would have done the trick.

He doesn't use his mouth much.

He uses his hands to do so much.

-Why did you do this to me? -Leave it, it was our brother who shot you.

Hey, don't look at me!

It was the Inspector who lost his cool and pulled the trigger, not me.

What is this sir? You just shot him while talking!

Do you know the law section for this?

With or without sugar, which do you prefer?

Inspector, just one shot was fired, why do you look so shocked?

In the recent protests in the southern district,

it was you people who fired and killed innocent people.

Has the public's life become so worthless to you?

Why can't you shoot these corrupt politicians?

Hey Gopal!

Are you intentionally trying to incite violence?

-Go ahead, go ahead! -Who? Is it me or you?

Which one is real violence? You taking the gun from the police and firing,

or my speech?

He knows! He's discovered the truth!

I will accuse you of creating law and order issue and get you arrested shirtless!

Don't play with fire!

No way brother! No way!

I've been challenging the government for years,

travelling to every corner of this state, and standing up to them on the streets.

You think you can get me arrested?

They only vote for you because you're paying them!

Give me one chance! Just once send me to the parliament.

Watch what I do to all of you! Just see what I am capable of!

You people continue, I'll get tea in the meanwhile.

Tea or coffee for you?

I'm talking for you here!

And you're acting like a tea boy? Don't forget you're a police officer!

Learn from Captain Vijayakanth, the epitome of police power!

Don't you have to answer your department for the single bullet he fired?

You have more left right? Finish him off with that.

Then you can answer for both the bullets in one go.

Please don't Gopal!

Are you threatening me? Do you even know who I am?

I'm the Power Minister.

The mere sight of the gun sent the Power Minister into a blackout.

We were just talking and you're pointing the gun at me?

-Mom, won't dad get angry? -Don't worry about that, we'll take care.

-Hey dear, our Kalyanasu... -What did you just say, marriage?!

-Dad! -What?

Is he nuts? He doesn't shoot properly either.

He'd have been a Major in the army if he could actually shoot!

-He just has Major in his name. -I'll look over the barricade and shoot.

-Please stop this now! -Dad!

Our old staff Kalyanasundaram's here

to invite us to his daughter's ear piercing ceremony.

Before I could even finish saying 'Kalyanasundaram', you opened fire on us!

-What's wrong with you? -Hey idiot!

I fired him solely because his name, Kalyanasundaram, means 'marriage'.

Is he back to haunt me again?

Bring him in, I'll take care of him right here, right now!

Dad, please, stop this madness!

The neighbours have already lodged complaints, saying you're a lunatic.

That army uniform of yours is the only thing that's saving you from being locked up.

My grandfather served in the army for twenty years.

My dad served in the army for fifteen years.

And finally I wanted to serve in the army for ten years.

My height and weight didn't meet the requirements,

so I didn't make the cut during training because I fell short, literally.

To cope with the disappointment of not achieving my dream,

I've been wearing this army uniform for the past decade.

My dear son, I'm counting on you to fulfil the ambitions that I couldn't achieve.

That's the reason I've nurtured you, cared for you,

and helped you grow into the tall and strong young person you are today.

My wish is for you to serve in the army for at least five years, my son.

Only then will I give you my blessing to get married.

Huh?!

Till then, in this household... Hello look here!

Till then, in this household, let it be clear,

neither you nor anyone else

is to mention the word 'marriage',

I'll keep shooting, until every last bullet is spent.

-If the bullets run out? -I'll reload and shoot!

Listen carefully, Guna,

I'm warning you, if you wait for your dad's approval,

you'll remain a bachelor for the rest of your life, in this birth and forever.

He wants you to join the army, no matter what.

But you have a creative soul,

and your heart is set on making advertisements and short films.

Hey, shall I suggest you something?

Find yourself a goddess and fall in love with her.

I'll get you married without your dad finding out.

What if I take the leap of faith, trusting your words, and marry the girl I love,

only to return home and face my dad's wrath?

"Oh yeah, totally! Your afraid of your dad?

Yeah, he's only good for blowing his top at home.

I'll handle him!

That's your only job now, find someone to fall in love with.

Understood?

-Hey, adjust the focus. -Silence!

Action!

'Bhima Bhushti Mix'

Want to be as strong as Lord Hanuman?

Get 'Bhima Bhushti Mix' now!

Planning to have a baby?

Scoop out a spoonful, and savour the bite.

'Bhima Bhushti Mix'

Take just a tiny scoop, about the size of an amla,

and that's all you need!

The mix if mixes!

-'Bhima Bhushti Mix'. -Cut!

You're incapable of returning my money!

You're selling this mix for the Telugu crowd?

No sir! Just open your mouth.

Now you open.

You expect Lord Hanuman to pay you? See what I do to you!

Catch Him! Catch Him! Don't let him go!

-Stop! -He's there!

-Hey stop now! -He's escaping!

Where is he now?

-I think he went this way! -Yes that's right!

I don't think they'll let me go.

They'll borrow from us,

then turn around and beg God for help.

If their husbands were capable, their wives wouldn't need to come to temples.

-We will catch him! -Thank God, they didn't find me.

Lord Hanuman, please take care of all my troubles.

Sinner, how will I know your troubles?

He's lit a lamp between my legs.

Oh my Lord!

My husband stumbles home drunk every single night.

And then he just curls up and passes out.

Please make him stand upright.

As his wife, you couldn't do it, how could I?

You diligently visit this temple every week,

praying fervently to God to grant your brother's heartfelt desire.

Mmm.

It's been almost eight weeks now,

hasn't Amman, the goddess, fulfilled your desire yet?

Will every single one of our wishes and desires be granted?

When the time is ripe, what's meant to happen will happen.

-He's vanished into thin air! -I'm confused too.

He must have quietly slipped out of the temple.

Come, let's go search for him outside!

Hey, this deity wasn't here last week, right?

Yes you're right! Might be a new addition to the temple.

Yes, yes!

Oh Lord Hanuman, I pray to you to kindly fulfil the wishes of my brother and mine.

Grant us a glimpse of the three brother soon.

Oh clueless beings!

I'm already standing here, enduring the scorching heat.

Wow, look over there!

We're hitting the jackpot today.

-Hey! -Hey! Shalu?!

Move away! Coming to the temple adorned in so much jewellery?

Hand over every single piece of jewellery you're wearing, or else!

OH LORD HANUMAN!

♪ Come to bless us! Oh Lord Hanuman! ♪

♪ Illumine the path and shatter the obstacles that stand in our way! ♪

♪ Arise, oh brave warrior, and emerge victorious from the obstacles that lie before you! ♪

♪ Rama Jayam! Shree Rama Jayam! ♪

♪ Rama Jayam! Shree Rama Jayam! ♪

♪ Why fear, indeed! When the mighty Lord Hanuman, stands by our side ♪

♪ Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Bless me with your immense strength ♪

♪ Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Bless me with your immense strength ♪

♪ Come... Come... Come... Come... ♪

♪ Hara... Hara... Hara... Hara hai! ♪

♪ Come... Come... Come... Come... ♪

-♪ Hara... Hara... Hara... Hara hai! ♪ -Shalini! Shalini!

Wake up! Hey, wake up!

Shalini! Get up!

What happened? Where's Lord Hanuman?

He isn't Lord Hanuman. He's a male lion!

-Male lion? -Hey!

Not the real lion! Look over there.

♪ Rama Rama Rama Rama Rama ♪

♪ Jaya Jaya Jaya Jaya Jaya Ram! ♪

♪ Rama Rama Rama Rama Rama ♪

♪ Hanuman Hanuman Jai Shree Ram! ♪

♪ Break the barriers, shatter the chains! Incinerate the enemies, reduce them to ashes ♪

♪ Oh my Lord Hanuman! The true saviour! ♪

♪ Break the barriers, shatter the chains! Incinerate the enemies, reduce them to ashes ♪

♪ Oh my Lord Hanuman! The true saviour! ♪

♪ I take refuge! I take refuge! Oh Lord ♪

♪ I promise to take refuge! Oh Lord ♪

♪ The true Lord! The true Lord! Oh Lord Hanuman! ♪

♪ The father of justice Oh Lord Hanuman! ♪

♪ Victory, upon victory! Oh Lord bless me! ♪

♪ Oh Lord Hanuman! Bless us! ♪

♪ Victory, upon victory! Oh Lord bless me! ♪

♪ Oh Lord Hanuman! Bless us! ♪

♪ Om! ♪

♪ Om! ♪

♪ Om! ♪

♪ Om! ♪

Sir?! Aren't you really Lord Hanuman?

What Lord Hanuman?

-I'm just an ad film maker. -Then what's with all this?

Oh that?

I was in between a shoot when some thugs suddenly started chasing me.

To evade them, I froze in place, pretending to be a statue in the corner.

Thank God Hanuman sir, you saved my friend from harm.

-Thanks a lot. -It's not a big deal.

Shall we relax a while and have some coffee?

Ah, I see!

You will first fight and act as though you're saving us,

then invite us for some coffee,

and finally convey your love.

This won't suit my family's principles.

But it works with mine!

If it works for your family, search for a girl that suits your family's needs.

My brother doesn't like this behaviour. We'll go now!

But I like you!

-Hey... hello... -Gunasekar!

Greetings priest.

I saw you fighting tough disguised as Lord Hanuman.

How are your younger brothers, the two of them?

-They are living life at it's best. -Two brothers?

One's still studying, the other's working.

Bless me first!

After the movie 'Parasakthi' only,

your father named you Chandrasekaran, Gnanasekaran and Gunasekaran.

You will be blessed son!

Hanuman sir, do you have two younger brothers?

Yes, Gnanasekar and Chandrasekar.

Why do you ask?

I overheard the priest mentioning it, so I thought I'd ask you about it.

Oh okay.

-Didn't you invite us for coffee? -Yes I did.

Shall we have ice cream instead?

You'll only come if I have two brothers, what's the sudden change?

Can't you buy us ice cream?

Come I'll pay.

Oh no! I'll pay.

-In this costume? -My clothes are in my vehicle.

I'll change on the way.

-Hmm okay. -You guys carry on, I've got some work.

Shall we start?

That's for table number two.

"Find yourself a goddess and fall in love with her."

"I'll get you married without your dad finding out."

"I've made up my mind to get my three sisters married

to three brothers from the same family."

Hey why is she here with a child? Won't you ask?

I don't even who the child belongs to, will she give if I ask?

Are you trying to crack a joke now?

You can stop here.

Here hold him him.

-Mmm. -Thank you madam.

Hey come here!

-Who's he? -He's the bike taxi driver.

-And the child? -It's his child.

Why were you carrying his child?

What will people think?

They'll assume my sister had the child before marriage.

Don't jump to conclusions, brother

He was returning from the child's crèche.

I was worried about the baby's safety sitting in the front,

so I took the child in my arms.

Is that a mistake?

I've told you many times to stop going to work.

Going to work is a hobby of mine.

Honestly, staying at home all day with nothing to do is really boring.

Drink a bottle of beer if you're feeling bored.

Listen.

A man who shows sympathy, will end up in debt.

If a woman shows sympathy, she gets pregnant.

Stop talking like a madman, brother.

Am I mad? Am I mad?

-Who is she calling mad? -Dear, why are you bashing him for that?

I can't bash you, so he's got to bear the brunt.

It's your fault she's so spoiled.

Why are you interfering in her private matters?

As you asked, they're brothers, from the same family.

There's a twist, though.

-Is it bowel twist? -No not that brother.

Two are biological brothers, and the third is their cousin, the son of their uncle.

-Give it here! Son of the uncle? -Why is he getting so worked up?

What did I tell you?

Didn't I tell you they should be brothers from the same family?

If one of them is the son of their uncle, won't it result in two mother in laws?

Yes.

-Stand up! -Yes right away.

Take off your bag!

-Run off! -Can I get some money for the auto?

Use your legs!

♪ My sweet prince ♪

♪ My very own bodyguard ♪

♪ Come into my warm embrace, My sweet prince ♪

♪ My very own bodyguard ♪

Hey it's our sister in law!

If she discovers what's going on, it's game over.

Wrapped up the dance session?

Where's the other one? She's missing.

She felt tired, so she's gone to sleep.

Hmm.

Your brother is scouring everywhere for the perfect groom.

Meanwhile, you're living your best life

dancing to the rhythm of your favourite song.

That's nothing.

Do you know what these two are up to in the night while everyone else sleeps?

One puts her leg on my left

and the other on my right leg.

One kisses my left cheek

and the other kisses on my right cheek.

But I don't mind.

I feel so irritated, by the sight of men.

You're talking too much!

Go and study! Get going!

Okay sister in law.

♪ My thoughts are just like a free flying bird ♪

-Hey who is it? -Oh God!

-Oh mother... -Hey!

Hey what were you doing? Were you peeping?

I've been warned multiple times not to peep in while I'm showering.

-Aren't you ashamed of yourself? -Why should I feel ashamed?

You stopped sharing a bed with me when our son entered tenth grade.

I used to watch Dr. Mathrubootham's show "Mysterious and Sacred" on TV.

I was happy till I was watching it.

He passed away and I've become lonely and sad.

So?

Why don't you also peep in when I'm showering?

I peeped, you peeped. We'll be even!

Disgusting! You're so disgusting!

You smell so nice.

'Shashi' soap?

Yes, it's crucial that you know.

-Hey Sathya! -Hmm?

I issued a challenge to all the members of my ladies' club yesterday.

What is it?

I'm planning to get you married, to a widow.

Don't listen to monkeys like this.

-Huh! -Okay? Be ready.

I'll go to the club now.

-Hey Sathya! -Yes daddy?

Come here!

-Did you listen to your mom? -Hmm.

It's acceptable to her if she arranges your marriage to a younger widow.

If she arranges your marriage with an elder woman,

-even your friends will tease you! -What should we do now?

Find yourself a good looking girl and fall in love with her.

I'll get you married without your mom finding out.

-Huh? -Huh!

My sweet daddy! I'll do as you say.

You don't seem to like driving nowadays.

You frequently take leave for days at a time, giving silly reasons.

If he can't drive either, then how am I supposed to get around?

Just get a rickshaw, like you used to do back in the day.

-Why not ask me to get a helicopter instead? -Can you fly that high?

Shut up first, shut up!

I think you're giving Egmore too much space, brother.

I've handed over five acres of open space to him,

and now he's selling it off as individual plots.

Keep your eyes on the road and focus on driving!

Hey! Hey!

You’re speeding into this gap? Don't you have brains?

Can't you drive properly?

You came in the wrong route, and now you have the audacity to speak wrongly as well?

Who is on the wrong route? You or me?

Did you see the party flag?

Should I be scared after seeing it?

Hey stop you're going overboard.

-Do you know who's inside? -Hey, hey!

-Let him go! Why are you triggering him? -You don't know brother.

Get your bike away!

I have to start the bike first.

Your old bike won't even start, and yet you're running your mouth non-stop.

-I know about my bike. -Hey keep moving!

Don't play with politicians!

-Hey stop it! -Get lost!

I'll see for how much longer?

-Okay brother. -Brother!

-What is it now? -The car doesn't start!

Shall we push together?

-Hey! -Huh?

How dare you ask this 'One Vote Muthaiya' to push start the car?

-Get down! Get down now! - Brother!

Get down! You look like a pick-up truck anyway, so go push.

-Go and push the car! -Do I look like a pick-up truck?

-Brother! Hey! -Keep pushing!

-Hey, monitor lizard face! -Push harder!

Take your feet off the brakes.

-The car started. -Push the pedal and go!

-What about Egmore then? -Let him go to Central.

-You keep going! -Okay.

Hey! Hey! Stop!

Morons!

My uncle warned me about you that you'd leave me stranded on the road.

His prediction came true.

You're going to regret this!

I swear upon my uncle, Senthil.

-Brother. -Yes?

Check the ignition, see what's wrong with it.

-I'll collect it after office hours. -Okay, sure.

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

-Hurry! Hurry! Come on! -Please stop!

Faster!

-Run, run, run! Faster! -Please stop!

Hurry up!

Hmm.

Hey oldie, go take a seat! Get lost!

-Stop! -You can do it!

Be careful.

♪ Oh, enchanting queen... ♪

♪ With just one glance... ♪

♪ And left me breathless, in a trance... ♪

♪ Like a gentle rain... ♪

♪ You soaked my heart in love's feelings... ♪

♪ And now I'm drowning, in the thoughts of you... ♪

♪ What spell did you cast? ♪

♪ I'm soaring to places unknown... ♪

♪ You slipped into my heart, all of a sudden... ♪

♪ I've forgotten... ♪

Don't just look, help us up!

-Instead, you're recording us. -Look this way.

Hey oldie, are you a kid? What are you doing?

-I'm posting it on Insta! -I'm warning you! Stop it!

Huh!

Please help us up!

Help them guys.

♪ Caught in a heavy downpour of feelings... ♪

♪ I'm lost in it, can't make sense of it all... ♪

♪ A new storm brewing, deep inside of me... ♪

♪ I'm ready to face it, And see it through the storm... ♪

-Where are you going madam? -K.K. Nagar.

-Hey conductor! -What?

Isn't it free for the ladies? Why are you charging her for the trip?

I will take this up to the consumer court!

-Hey idiot! Have you got your ticket? -I have a pass!

-Mind your own business and take a seat! -Huh!

-This is the premium service bus. -Oh.

It's free for ladies on the regular bus.

If this is what the premium service is like,

I can only imagine what the regular bus is like.

Sit down!

Udhayam Theatre stop! You can get off the bus now.

It's his wallet.

Yes, this is the place.

Here.

'Shashi', natural gram flour soap, hmm.

-Do you also want coffee? -Yes I'd like one.

-One for each of you, totally two. Okay madam, okay! Huh?!

-Who are you here to meet? -Mr. Sathya?

Sathya?! Is it the male Sathya or female Sathya?

Didn't I mention Mr.?

Oh it's our manager, Sathya!

Oh it's you! Please come.

Check your money and wallet, please.

I trust you completely.

If you'd wanted the money, you wouldn't have bothered returning my wallet.

Thank you so much. Please sit down.

I'm late for work, I have to rush.

-Madam. -Hmm?

Just as we're known for our high-quality soaps,

we also take pride in crafting delicious and premium snacks.

It's really delicious! Would you like to try some?

Oh God, let's stop it here!

It starts with a simple invitation to share some snacks,

then a casual movie night,

followed by a relaxing day at the beach...

and finally, you'll get down on one knee, rose in hand, to confess your love for me.

Please let's stop this here!

This won't suit my family's principles.

What did I say to upset you?

Calm down!

No, I'm late for work. I have to go now.

Hmm.

Hi Sathya!

-Hi bro! -Hey, my wonderful siblings! Come in!

Where have you guys been? You just vanished for a week!

Mom and dad are furious with you guys.

What can we do? We got caught up with work.

They'll understand, eventually.

It's okay, we'll handle it.

Brothers, hmm?

"I've made up my mind to get my three sisters married

to three brothers from the same family."

Okay, okay.

-Sathya. -Huh?

-Who are they? -That's my older and younger brother.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Hello. -Hello.

Sathya, who is she?

She's a friend.

Oh...

-Sathya. -Yes?

Didn't you say the cafeteria had amazing snacks?

Yes.

Can we try some now?

You just said no, a while ago.

I didn't feel like having it earlier, but now I feel to.

-Why? Won't you treat me now? -I didn't mean in that way.

Please, help yourself to anything you'd like, not just snacks!

Why are you staring at me like that? Please eat.

Have some cold drink too.

♪ Caught in a heavy downpour of feelings... ♪

♪ I'm lost in it, can't make sense of it all... ♪

♪ A new storm brewing, deep inside of me... ♪

" Find yourself a good looking girl and fall in love with her."

" I'll get you married without your mom finding out. "

Look, the minister's here!

Sir, didn't you promise to ban liquor if your party came into power?

Now, you're planning to open liquor shops as early as 7 am.

You're saying it wrong!

I didn't intend to mean it like that.

Then how did you intend to mean it?

We never said we'd open at 7 am.

We've issued a press note stating we'll open at 6 am sharp.

Go watch the news first.

What is this sir?

How can you possibly boast about this?

-Hey, are you from that channel? -Hey!

-Wait, I'll ask! -Hmm.

-Hey, are you from that channel? -That's what I asked too!

Hey! Keep quiet!

They are interviewing me, Saravana Pandian.

Don't interfere and mess things up!

You can go ahead, please ask.

Are you suggesting that drunkards who currently start drinking at noon

should now begin earlier by 6 am?

Is this what you consider effective governance?

Stop calling them drunkards!

Let's address them with dignity and refer to them as 'Liquor Connoisseurs'.

-Make it a model. -What model? To hell with their model.

Hello! Could you please be more mindful of your words?

Weren't liquor shops already operational during the previous administration?

Remember the Liquor Connoisseurs who died from alcohol poisoning?

How many women lost their husbands?

Did anyone have the courage to speak out against it?

The widow count has substantially decreased under our administration.

We have also successfully lowered the overall mortality rate too.

Thanks to our efforts in supplying high-quality liquor.

With the sole intention of empowering labourers

to start their day with vitality and vigour,

we've launched an initiative to provide

mini quarters of liquor at a subsidized rate, available from 6 am.

We're also considering offering a boiled egg as a complimentary side.

The previous administration provided eggs as part of their nutrition program.

Are you now planning to give out liquor and eggs to kill people?

Is this really the kind of question you call journalism?

A daily-wage labourer, earning a mere 500 rupees,

is forced to wait hours outside a liquor shop,

in order to find a partner to share the crippling cost

of a single 100-rupee glass of liquor.

My heart aches thinking of their struggles.

This is why we created a plan to change their lives.

If men get 90 ml, what's the scheme for women?

A beautiful nighty, empowering them to dress with freedom.

-What a tearing idea! -If it tears,

we'll send a tailor to restitch it.

Let's just put that aside for now, sir.

The sharp surge in tomato prices is indeed alarming and concerning.

That's not our department.

What kind of a response is this?

How dare you bring up this sensitive topic with a woman?

I'll smack you with your own mic!

-Hey stop it! Stop it! -Mind your words!

-Clear the place! Get moving! -Take your hands off us!

-Go, go! Move it!

-Excuse me? -Why are you doing this?

-Hmm? -Don't you know how to treat the press?

Your thoughtless words might stir up trouble and disrupting the entire party.

I regret having you around, it's becoming a burden.

You should've thought twice before keeping me around.

He's beaten up a lot of people.

-It's just torture! -Don't worry.

I'll talk to Muthaiya once he arrives.

-Greetings uncle! -Greetings Muthaiya!

Hey are you the garbage collector?

We met at your home that day, I'm Kamal, the marriage broker.

-Kamala? -No, it's Kamal.

I've received a complaint about you from the broker union.

He's here regarding that.

What's the complaint?

I've heard you beat up brokers who come to you.

You've beaten up six of us so far.

One of them is roaming around toothless, now.

Stick around a bit longer, and you'll be the next one to lose teeth. Run!

-Okay bye 'Chitha'! -Okay bye.

-Why does he call you 'Chitha'? -It's short for the younger uncle.

-Then what about elder uncle? -That's 'Pedha'!

Damn your short forms!

Muthaiya, you have three sisters, right?

I've heard that you're being firm about,

them marrying only three brothers, of the same family. Why?

-Hey baldy! -How can you call me baldy?

-Aren't you bald? -Yes.

Listen, I'll handle my issues.

-You mind yours! -Not about that Muthaiya.

I've got two nephews.

We'll get them married to two sisters.

And get the last girl married into a different family.

I've had enough of your worthless advice!

No one knows what I've been through in my family, and why I'm so stubborn about this.

What happened?

Remember two years ago when you were in a coma?

Yes.

The agony and torment I endured is truly beyond words.

When I married my wife, her younger sister was just 12 years old at the time.

I took care of her like one of my own sisters.

As soon as she was old enough to get married...

See that party-jumping monkey over there!

I regrettably got her married to his brother.

She wasn't able to live in peace there for even three months.

Don't worry Sumathi.

Although the groom's brother is involved in questionable political activities,

they do come from a well-respected family.

He'll treat you well and take good care of you.

I'm really scared to leave you all behind

and start a new life in a completely new place,

it's overwhelming to think about.

Listen, we live in the same city, so it's not like we'll be far apart.

We promise to come see you often.

-Be strong! Don't worry. -Okay sister.

I promise my family and I will take good care of Sumathi,

even better than you have.

How long will you take to make a cup of tea?

I'm going to kill you!

Please, don't smoke that. It's really bad for your health.

-Please! -Shut up!

How dare you advise me?

-You dare advise me? You dare advise me? -Please don't beat me! Please don't!

-Come here, smoke this! Smoke it! -Please let me go!

-Please let me go! I beg you! -Smoke it! Smoke!

-I said smoke it! I said smoke it! -Please let me go!

I won't say anything again.

Can't you even mop the floor properly?

Stop crying, now get to work and clean up this mess!

-She thinks she's some kind of royalty. -Stop acting! Stop it!

Now clean properly!

-Stop screaming! -You won't listen, right?

-Will you or not? -You never listen!

-You idiot! Good for nothing! -Do it now!

-Where did you come from? -Grandma, please...

-I beg you, please let me go. -Let go of me!

Falling at my feet?

Go and die!

His mother, sister and his wife.

They tortured and burned her alive.

What's with the arrogance, Muthaiya?

How dare you burst in here like that?

-Do you know whose house this is? -Don't you know?

-Get out! -Hey!

Mind your words! I demand respect!

Respect? For you?

-You've taken an innocent life! -Who?!

Who killed her?

She wasn't meant to live here, her fate was sealed, and now she's gone.

-How can you blame us for her death? -Hey!

Those three devils living with you are the ones who took her life!

Mind your own business and get out of our sight!

He's come seeking justice! My foot!

Shut up! You're not even worthy of being called a woman!

The way you've raised your kids reflects the kind of person you are.

Say one more word, and that's it!

Shut up!

You're just standing by and letting the women handle things,

don't call yourself, a man!

How dare you question my husband's manhood!

Tell me how many men you have at home, and I'll send my husband to take them all on!

-Then you'll see the real man he is! -What did you say?

-What are you doing? -Take your hands off her!

-Don't you have any shame, hitting a woman? -Does she talk like one?

She talks like a loafer.

I swear, if I don't bring these three killers to justice for Sumathi's murder,

I'll renounce my own name, Muthaiya!

Listen Muthaiya!

I'm an MLA of the ruling party now!

You're just a small-time district in-charge.

Go ahead, go to any police station or court you like.

Let's see who wins, you as a district in-charge

or my influence as an MLA of the ruling party!

That's only if I let you live!

You're going to pay for what you did! NOW YOU DIE!

-Drop it! -Let me go!

-Let me go! I said let me go! -You have the guts to kill him?

-It's either him or me! -Hey come here!

Let me go!

The pain of losing her still lingers.

I'm stubborn because I don't want my sisters to meet with such a dreadful end.

If I get my sisters married to different families,

they'll have three different mother in laws.

One toxic mother-in-law is all it takes to shatter one of my sister's lives.

That's why I'm set on marrying my sisters to three brothers from the same family.

That way, they'll share the same mother in-law.

And if things don't work out with one mother-in-law,

at least they'll have each other for support.

Now, tell me baldy, am I being stubborn for no good reason?

Muthaiya, your decision is right!

I’m sure you’ll find three brothers from the same family for your sisters.

-Muthaiya our uncle is here. -Let him come.

-Greetings uncle! -Greetings, greetings.

-How are you Muthaiya? -I'm fine, how about you?

Why do you even bother asking?

I went to the hospital for a urinary infection.

Huh.

They hung a pouch on my side that looks like a half-litre sunflower oil packet.

Careful, uncle! Don’t fry vadas with it!

-Oh my God! -Your mischief never ends!

Look at him, pretending to be not offended.

Be cautious with your words, they might sack you from the party.

From which party?

Look at them! They're marching in like a procession of mindless goons!

Will this country ever see better days?

Can't you keep your mouth shut?

What's with him wearing shades in the dark?

Did he hear me?

-Hey! -Yes brother?

Why do you keep staring at my face?

Not about that brother.

I see a resemblance to four leaders in you.

-Really? Who are they? -Huh.

First I see Rajaji.

Then the man of action, Kamarajar.

Professor Anna and finally Our Father, Periyar.

What are you getting at?

They all share one thing in common, they have no heirs.

Okay.

-And neither do you. -So?

Why not declare me your political successor at the next board meeting?

-Hey stop the car! -Why is he asking me to stop?

-Get down from the car! -What have I said?

-I said, get down! -Huh.

-Now tell me brother. -What if I made that announcement?

-I'd relish the moment. -Go! Go and relish by the road side.

-Don't mistake me. -Come drive the car.

Hey be seated, I'm still talking.

Is this not happening in our country?

That's the current state of affairs. Hey wait! Listen to me!

Hey listen you donkey load!

-Start the car! -Brother please!

I asked with the current state of affairs in mind.

Get moving, or else I'll break your head!

My uncle warned me he'd hold us back.

I've had enough! Just wait and watch!

Hey Guna, don't come solo, bring your brothers too!

Hey Shalu, why bring them into this?

Bring them along, I've got a surprise waiting for all of you!

Okay, it's Friends Park, right? I'll be there at 10 am sharp.

Are you crazy? How many times do I need to say?!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Okay. Cool down, cool down!

Okay, give me an ice kiss.

What? Ice kiss?

'Ice kiss' means chilling your beautiful lips in the fridge,

then sharing a kiss with me using those refreshingly cool lips.

-First, give me a hot kiss! -Hot?! How do I give that?

'Hot kiss' means heating your beautiful lips in the stove,

then sharing a kiss with me using those hot lips.

Hang up, idiot!

...don't come solo, bring your brothers too!

Hey, why bring them into this?

Their the reason we fell in love.

What are you talking about? I don't get it!

Just bring them tomorrow, no need to understand, okay?

I will explain in person.

Let's catch up on a video call right now!

Why?

I want to see if you're in your pyjamas or shorts?

I've got my baby dress on!

Baby dress?

Please show me!

Hang up and go back to sleep!

Okay, okay fine.

Where's your lover boy?

Love is like wildfire!

He'll be here any minute and give you a shock!

Love lessons for me? I've already had three love stories and counting!

Can't you just shut up?

Every item we ordered is here, except for your item.

Is my boyfriend an 'item' to you?

-You're in for it! -Hey get lost!

Hmm.

Hi!

-Hi! -Hi!

Your boyfriend's here, but his brothers aren't.

Where are your brothers?

They wanted ice cream, so I sent them to get some.

-Hey come! Your sister in law's waiting! -Yes, in a while!

-Hi, hi, hi! -Hi!

-Hi! -Oh the coffee's here?

Here please have it.

Hey are you crazy?

Are coffee, tea, and biscuits really that new to them?

Was that the point of inviting them over?

What is the reason you invited us over?

I'll explain Sathya.

Exactly as my brother wanted,

we'll arrange for your older brother to marry my older sister,

and your younger brother to marry my younger sister.

I fell in love with you with this idea in mind.

What?

So you think he's the elder and he's the younger one?

His name is Anna Durai and this guy is Thambi Durai.

We call them as 'Anna' and 'Thambi' in short.

We are close friends.

-I don't have any siblings. -Hey buddy, buddy?

She's already agreed to let her sister marry me,

please consider me as your own brother.

Dude, I'm really excited to marry her younger sister.

You're already set with two lovers lined up.

And you're marriage is fixed. Why mess things up now?

Hey come guys!

We're here brother.

Who is our sister in law? Is it her, or her?

-She's the one guys. -She's perfect, brother.

Isn't she?

-Would you like a lollipop? -Give it to me!

Why did you give her a bitten lollipop?

Look, now she's upset! Get her a new one.

-Sorry... -Shut up!

I asked for your brothers, but you brought schoolboys instead!

-Are you trying to be funny? -What?! Am I trying to be funny?!

They are my siblings!

Their twins, this is Gnanasekar and he's Chandrasekar.

And I'm Gunasekar.

Is your dad's name, 'Naai Sekar' then?

-How old are they? -They're ten.

-And yours? -I'm twenty seven years old.

Whoa, hold up!

You're saying your parents had kids, 17 whole years after you were born?

Even I feel ashamed to think of it.

Even parents aren't ashamed of the age gap, why should you be?

Are you guys trying to fool me?

You were talking like siblings and tried to deceive me?

I don't want you!

-We'll divorce each other, from love! Divorce?!

Love can't be divorced!

-Only breakup. -Then let's breakup!

-Come let's go! Goodbye! -A breakup over something so ridiculous?

-Your brother's love has derailed. -Sister in law! Sister in law!

-You're enjoying your ice creams? Go! -Sister in law, please wait!

-Go console her! -Sister in law, please wait!

-Hey Shalu! -Hey Yazhini, wait!

-Madam, order please? -I'd have a...

-Hey! -Hey!

-Shalini! -Yazhini, what brings you here?

-I'm stuck in a love torture! -Same here, I'm suffering too!

-What happened to you?! -He's the one who cheated me!

He told he had brothers, but brought these kids and cheated me.

I was cheated too.

He told he had siblings.

-Now he says it's their names! -Yes.

I'm Anna Durai and he's Thambi Durai.

But we're willing to marry her sisters.

-Hey! I'm going to kill you! -Hey! I'll kill you!

-Can't you guys keep shut? -Sorry dude.

-Hey dude, what are you doing here? -She's the problem.

She created a fantasy about me, fell in love with the idea,

and now accuses me of cheating her.

She did the exact same thing.

She assumed they're my siblings and fell in love with me.

Now she's accusing me of cheating and broke up with me.

Go cry together, somewhere else.

Let's go now!

-Hey wait! -Sister in law!

-Hey, Shalu wait! -Sister in law!

Why have they invited us suddenly?

I'm just as clueless, but let's try to compromise them.

-Baby? -Shalu dear?

Sweetie?

Dear, if your brother is keen on arranging marriages

for the three of you with three brothers from the same family,

what can we do?

What can we do for his foolish decisions?

You led us on with love,

and now you want to break up? What are we supposed to do?

What can we do either?

We're confused too.

We have no idea what to do.

Don't overthink it, it's manageable.

It's not such a big issue.

If you can just trust me and not get worked up,

we can leave your brother out of this and get married, just the two of us.

-I've an idea, will you listen? -First tell me, we'll see.

Let's pretend to be brothers for now and get the marriage done first.

After we're married, there's not much he can do, anyway.

Wait! We're just two pairs now, what about my younger sister?

Ask her, I'm sure she's already in love with someone else.

No way, she's not interested in love. She actually hates it.

-Madam, madam, madam! Please stop! -What?

I just wanted to tell you... I love you.

-Rascal! -Huh!

I don't mind getting slapped. I want your opinion about this.

Oh you want my opinion? Who the hell are you?

-You wanted my opinion, right? -Stop hitting me madam!

-This is my opinion, take it! -Please wait!

-This is my opinion! This is it! -Madam, oh madam...

-This is my opinion! -Don't get upset!

-This is my opinion! -Please wait madam!

-You wanted my opinion, right? -Please listen to me!

Look over there!

-Look at the camera! It's just a prank! -Prank?!

Oh it's a prank?! Wait I'll come there!

Hey follow me!

-Who are you? Who are you? -I'm just a cameraman...

-Please hear us out! -Please wait!

-The camera might get damaged! -I warn you...

-You better run off! -It's just a prank show!

You think you're getting off that easily?

Please stop beating us up! Madam!

With a camera and mic in your hands, you think you can do whatever you want?

-I'm going to kill you all! -She's a monster, I can't handle this.

Look, he's abandoning us!

-Hey that's Deva. -Yes it's him!

That's good news for us.

Shall we pair him with her?

-Super idea! -Hey?

Sorry I meant to pair him with her sister.

That's a great idea!

Dilli Babu.

Born in 1940.

-Absconding since 1996?! -Hey pass me the bell!

It's stated that your father was born in 1940. That's fine.

Instead of saying 'died on', it says 'absconding'?

What do thieves usually do after they've finished stealing?

They abscond!

Likewise, he's a thief too.

He stole my mother's fake jewellery and absconded.

So he didn't die?

Then why are you performing rituals for him then?

We do it whenever we're angry with him.

Hey punchbag-face,

There's been one question I've always wanted to ask you...

You, mother and I are all dark-toned in this family.

In that case, how on earth did my brother end up fair-skinned?

-This is it! -Huh?

-I have the same doubt! -What doubt?

Starting from my neighbour Prakash's wife

to practically everyone in this area, nobody can help but wonder...

-About this? -Yes!

What else?

-I'm aware your brother was born in 1998. -Yes.

If your father absconded in 1996, how's it possible for your brother to be his son?

How dare you, a pimp, speak ill of my mother?

-Bloody... -I didn't say that!

-I swear! -Then who?

Do you know Megala from Mela street?

She's actually going around broadcasting it to everyone.

It's like they thrive on gossiping about others,

until they're on the verge of a heart attack from all the excitement.

-Just wait, I'll show them when I'm drunk! -Shut up and drink!

Hey guys! Cheers!

-Cheers! -Don't you know basic manners?

Cheers! Hey Dilli! You just wait, I'll deal with you when we meet someday.

-They say 'like father, like son'. -Hey dude!

Why is your father squinting his left eye?

I accidentally poked his eye with a stick during a Deepavali celebration.

Huh?

-Hey Deva! -Hmm?

Hey hi! Come!

Hi Egmore brother!

-What are you doing here? -Oh it's Muthaiya's sisters?

This is where I live.

He's my brother.

Oh Deva's your brother?

That makes our job a whole lot easier now.

-Hi dude! -Come on in.

Hi!

Greetings.

Is that some kind of cheap booze?

-Hey, it's a good brand! -Oh.

You're watering it down with Pepsi? Why not just shoot it straight?

-Huh! -Huh!

She's asking why don't we shoot it straight?

It's rare to find girls who visit temples these days.

Huh!

They get completely wasted and end up sleeping right there in the pub.

-Huh?! -Hmm.

Where can I find a pub like that?

They've turned their homes into pubs, so I'm not sure where to direct you!

Huh?!

We need a favour from your brother.

-A favour from him? -Hmm.

I'm afraid you've wasted your time. Ask me! I'll help.

We need your brother to fall in love with their sister.

-We need your support for that! -My support?!

They are trying to make you a pimp.

Like how they did to you?

This won't work out, brother!

She's a nightmare! She's beaten me up really badly.

-Understand my pain. -Listen!

Don't call yourself a brother.

You don't like the idea of me making a marriage alliance with Muthaiya?

You expect me to spend the rest of my life driving him around

and putting up with his ridiculous behaviour?

I repeat, this won't work!

Do you think it didn't work out for us?

Just be brave, our brother will handle it.

Anyway, he rejected your proposal.

Do I look fine?

Anna! You, a match for my sister?

You're like a brother to me.

In Iyer households, wives lovingly address their husbands as 'anna'.

Does that make him, her brother?

That won't work out! Your brother is really the best match for our sister.

Can we do something to make this happen?

Okay you can leave now!

I will make a plan get him ready

and make him fall in love with your sister. Now leave!

Just like my brother said,

I need to find a way to make our lips meet and share a kiss.

Only then she'll fall for me.

Hi!

-Hi... Hello! -Hi!

-Which college? -I'm from Queen Mary's and you?

Oh.

-I'm from Ethiraj. -Wow!

-What are you doing? -Nothing, carry on with your workout.

What are you doing?

Who are you? Hey let me go!

Let me go!

You're not a woman! It's a male!

It's a male! Who are you?

-Catch him! -Don't lose him!

Deva's a good chap. Just love him!

Only then our marriages, can take place.

♪ Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ I'm Devakottai Valli, Tell me all your desires ♪

♪ Just grab me with both your arms ♪

♪ I'm the mesmerising spell, Cast upon you ♪

♪ I'm the Jasmin That just blossomed ♪

♪ The Villain Of your yearning kisses ♪

♪ The Sunderavalli Who'll stay entwined with you ♪

♪ I'm the Don of Tanjore Don't play hero with me ♪

♪ Stay close You'll know my power ♪

♪ A hundred plans I have planned just for us ♪

♪ It's just blast off from now To the skies ♪

♪ If I bathe in the river The fish will gets shivers from my beauty ♪

♪ The lines and patterns of your palm Are etched on me ♪

♪ My body Is your horoscope from now ♪

♪ O my Humming bird, The sight of your shining eyes ♪

♪ They just sweep me off My feet ♪

♪ Just stop looking at me With those sharp eyes ♪

♪ I'm just an worry-free Kite Flying high in the sky ♪

♪ Those sharp eyes Will cut my strings ♪

♪ Without my approval... ♪

♪ No one has dared to come near me, Not even close enough to touch my shadow ♪

♪ But now, everything has changed, And the story has taken a different turn ♪

♪ I've surrendered my autonomy And I no longer belong to myself ♪

♪ O Mesmerizer... ♪

♪ I proposed my Love And happily took a spot in your heart ♪

♪ I promise to say this Forever... ♪

♪ You're the air I breathe, My every thought, My every dream... ♪

♪ Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... Daiyarey Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

♪ Ah Dorey... ♪

I came with my daughter...

-...seeking a job recommendation. -See what they do after we vote for them.

-I know, why bring that up now? -They are picking on women.

How can the thread pass through without the needle's help?

If she needed a job, she should have applied to a company directly.

Why did she go to S.K.'s house instead?

S.K. is a kind soul, he's done a lot for our well-being.

This audio was leaked by someone who's against him.

Hey North Chennai, what happened?

What more can go wrong? I've already lost my respect and dignity because of you.

Because of me? What do you mean?

Stop spinning tales with me!

It was forwarded from your phone.

If you'd just sent it to me, that would've been fine,

but you've gone and shared it with everyone.

They're even hosting talk shows about it now!

It's August and they're blasting that audio on loudspeakers everywhere.

-They wake me up by 4 am in the morning. -Hey S.K., cut the nonsense!

Do we have any family disputes?

Why would I send you an audio like that?

Are you kidding me?

How would I even know about your romantic escapades?

Brother, brother.

He doesn't even forward a simple 'good morning' from his phone.

-How could he have sent it? -Just stop with driving the car.

-Don't try to drive us. -Okay drive yourselves.

-Has it been forwarded from my phone? -Yes.

-What time? -Huh!

Yesterday, at exactly 4 pm in the evening!

4 pm in the evening?

Yes, you're right.

Where was I yesterday at 4 pm, exactly?

Go into flashback!

Brother, can I use your phone to call home?

-What's wrong with your phone? -My battery's completely dead, it's blown!

You consistently flirt with women. What did you expect would happen?

If you allowed me to talk in person, why would I talk to them on the phone?

Hmm.

You think being a driver isn't good enough, right?

I'll show you my power now!

Huh!

Oh no, I think he's discovered the truth!

-Why did you message him from my phone? -I swear, it wasn't me!

-Hey stop lying! -Brother! Brother!

-Tell me the truth! Tell me the truth! -Brother! Brother!

Yes, I confess... it was me! What will you do to me?

-Why did you do it? -Do you know what he said about you?

You always seem to be hitting on every woman from the women's team.

He also claims you're sending party money to your mistress.

-What's all this? -That's a total lie! Would I ever say that?

He's trying to break our bond and turn us against each other!

Aren't you happy that we're united?

-Brother! No, brother! -Give me an answer!

-Tell me now! -Yes I hate it! What will you do?

See the arrogance?

-You hate it? -Yes I do!

-If you don't like it, get out! -Why should I go?

-Get out! -Brother, I warn you, don't do this!

-Get out! -No brother!

-Get out! -I warn you!

-Stop opposing my force! -You're trying to break a huge boulder!

-Help me out here! -You'll suffer damages!

-Get out! -Get lost!

♪ I'm completely lost! ♪

♪ Nothing makes sense to me right now... ♪

♪ I'm feeling completely lost ♪

♪ I have no idea where to turn ♪

♪ I have no idea what I did wrong ♪

♪ What did I do wrong? ♪

♪ I never thought my entire world, would come crashing down around me ♪

♪ Every moment feels heavy, The pain isn't fading either! ♪

♪ Drained of all words and emotions, I'm completely numb and empty ♪

Hey! Haven't you left yet?

-The song isn't over yet! -What?! The song isn't over yet?!

Who on earth is playing that song?

♪ Oh Mother... ♪

♪ Oh my beloved Mother... ♪

♪ Oh 'Chitha'... And our 'Pedha'... ♪

-♪ Oh Mother... ♪ -Look at this brother!

Hey what is he doing there?

-He's waging a sacred war, it seems! -Why now?

Even wars, have lost their significance in today's world. Who is he to wage a war?

Even the Great Dharma didn't wage a war, why is he waging one now?

-He's doing it to level up! -Huh?

Who are you, sneaking a peek from the shadows?

He's doing his job, I'm doing his job!

-How did you come here? -It was sister...

-Oh it's sister's recommendation? -Hmm.

Ladies recommendations are all over the place.

♪ Oh 'Chitha'... Open your eyes... ♪

♪ Oh 'Pedha'... Open your eyes... ♪

♪ I'm feeling completely lost ♪

♪ I have no idea where to turn ♪

♪ I embarked on a journey within, Searching for a sense of peace ♪

♪ But it was nowhere to be found! ♪

♪ Oh Mother... ♪

-Brother. -What?

We should've taken care of him at our place.

We shouldn't have sent him out.

What now? Will he become the Governor of West Bengal?

That's possible! Demand's high for the Governor post nowadays.

One Governor is allotted two states to oversee.

I like your way with words.

-What's your name? -I'm Sankaralingam.

Sankaralingam?

-Your name's too long... -Then call me Sankara.

My mother also calls me Sankara.

Let it be your mother or mine, I just can't stand your name.

Keep it as Sangu from this moment.

Mom, it's them.

-Hey Sathya! -What?

-Who is that aunty? -Hey!

Aunty! You dare call me aunty!

Mom, that's Sathya's dad.

He's going to play the role of your spouse.

He resembles an upside-down pregnant tortoise.

-He's playing the role of my spouse, why? -Please mom bear with us.

Don't get upset dad. Hey please explain to her.

As a matter of fact, his name is 'Tortoise Face' Arumugam.

Guna, your dad is truly a majestic figure, isn't he?

The moment he grabs his rifle,

all chaos breaks loose, lights shattering, flower pots crashing to the ground.

Would he even compare to your dad's majestic stance?

Hey look here lady!

Have you seen my wife?

She's not a drum like you!

She walks with such elegance and poise,

her slender thighs just leave me speechless at times,

and not to forget her curvy waist.

The rain, the umbrella, her graceful stride... That's a sight to behold!

Even the iconic Rekha from 'Kadalora Kavidhaigal'

would be mesmerized by her enchanting presence.

If Rekha hears this, she'll wash you with cow dung.

Please keep quiet for a while.

Don't I look like a goddess, mother in law?

How can you ask such a question my dear?

Your a true goddess!

I was completely taken aback the moment my son showed me your photo.

My beautiful darling!

If you're my daughter-in-law, I'd gladly play the role of the wife of any fool.

Thank God!

Didn't you promise to support my love?

Why are you changing gears now?

-Bald uncle! Bald uncle! -Hmm?

Don't you like me?

Even a blind man would adore you.

I'll act as the spouse of that tanker lorry for your sake.

-Okay? -Hmm.

What else then?

Please take a family photo and have it couriered to us.

We'll wait till then.

We'll deceive my brother into believing it and win him over.

Okay?

-Okay! -Done.

Now, this is what I call a family.

They seem as closely knit as the legendary Vazhuvoor Ramaiya's family.

-Hey, it's the photo our guys sent! -Yes!

Yes!

Honestly, I'm not blown away by it. It's just average.

Why are you talking like 'Blue Shirt' Dheeran?

We should punch her nose!

Wait we'll see the other photos too.

I've made my mind, I like this.

I don't like this family.

-No, this is the family I want! -When have you listened to me?

Malini, Shalini and Yazhini, come here!

Look at this photo. If you like these boys, I'll fix the marriage.

-What is this brother? -Have we ever disobeyed you?

Even if you ask us to marry a donkey, we're ready!

Don't marry donkeys.

They'll be kicking you around every day, you won't be able to handle the pain.

I'll get you married to these boys.

-We are feeling shy! -Oh this is what feeling shy looks like?

-Hello. -Is this 'Tortoise Face'?

Why are you addressing me by that name? Show some respect, I'm your father in law!

My brother has seen the family photo that you sent.

Enough of your laugh! Give me the phone!

Tell me, what did he say?

Guna he said the family looks great! And the boys look sharp!

My brother told his wife he'll invite your family to arrange our marriage.

-Hi Malu! -What's up 'poo'?

-'Poo'? -It must have been censored.

Pay attention, my brother will be calling you anytime now.

so be prepared to come over anytime.

Okay.

We'll get a call from Muthaiya any moment.

-Sir, courier! -Courier to a courier, itself?

-Hand it over! -What's happening?

We were expecting a phone call.

-But we got a courier instead? -Sign this.

-Here? -Yes here.

-Look here. -What's this?

-Our courier has returned to us? -Give it to me, I'll see.

It's all because of this fool. Just take a look!

He's mixed up the addresses.

-He's messed it up! -I just thought he looked stupid.

It seems he is stupid for real.

Dude?

If the photo we sent is here...

Then which photo did they see there?

It's our boys dancing over there!

Oh yes, it's them!

They must have spent a lot to prepare all this.

-Where did they loot this time? -Just keep quiet!

-Hey stop it, I say! -Do you have any brains?

Whenever your mother and I are released from jail,

you used to welcome us with liquor and biriyani.

Now you're celebrating with fireworks, garlands, and dancing to the beat!

Dear mom and dad,

from today onwards, our lives and lifestyle will be filled with brightness.

A politician famously known as, 'One Vote Muthaiya'.

A big millionaire.

He's published a newspaper ad looking for marrying off his three sisters

to three brothers from the same family.

So?

Hearing this news

is like savouring a warm, comforting bowl of porridge sweetened with honey.

Hey shut up!

Our elder son is already married and has a child of his own.

She doesn't live with him anymore.

Where is he?

He's a loafer, he must be probably wandering somewhere.

Mom, we saw the photo of the three girls....

They look like chubby sweets from the sweet shop.

Have they poured sweet syrup all over them?

Don't you have anything better to say?

I've sent our family photo to Muthaiya's address.

We get married to those beautiful girls,

loot everything they own,

and for now, we dance to the beat!

Start the music!

We should hurry! We need to reach their home on time!

Keep walking fast!

-Welcome, welcome. -Greetings.

-Greetings. -Please come in.

-What's your name? -I'm Kopparasamy.

-Kuppurasamy? -No, it's Kopparasamy!

Okay let it be Kopparasamy.

Can I get you some coffee or tea?

As per our family's tradition,

we don't dine or wash our hands until the alliance is finalized.

Looks like you don't just skip meals and washing hands, but brushing too.

What are their names?

-The eldest, is Palayamkottai. -Yes sir!

-The youngest, is Vellore. -Yes sir!

Then what's the middle one called, Tihar Jail?

-Why did you open a soda now? -That's how my husband laughs.

-Sounded more like a stray dog barking. -That's not funny.

I'm worried, they're using prison names for their sons.

Wait, let me check.

Why the jail-inspired names for your sons?

-Huh? -Huh?!

Not like that, I actually got pregnant while I was in Cuddalore,

and while we were crossing Palayamkottai, I gave birth to him.

We ended up naming him Palayamkottai.

Heard what she said?

We were headed to Yelagiri to buy cardamom.

And then, BAM! He just rolled out while we were crossing Vellore!

Hey dude Koppura, didn't you know she was pregnant?

-Why did you call me 'Hey dude'? -Can I say 'Hey lady' then?

That's right! That's not possible!

Hi uncle! Want to know how I was born?

I was conceived in Delhi.

I was born unexpectedly in Tihar!

Your birth stories are quite unusual!

-What's your profession? -I'm the PM at PayTM.

-Oh! And you? -I'm the GM at ATM.

-Oh! And how about you son? -I help Dad with his biscuit business.

Is it dog biscuit?

No, no! We deal with gold biscuits.

-Gold?! You mean actual gold? -Hmm.

They seem quite influential.

-Hey Abirami. -Hmm?

Despite the boys looking a bit rough around the edges,

they appear filthy rich.

There's something about them that nauseates me.

Go ahead and vomit if you feel to.

-Are you going to live with them? -Oh God, what do we do now?

Tihar, go fall at your mother in law's feet.

-Get her blessings! -Okay daddy!

Please bless me mother in law.

May we see the brides-to-be?

-Girls come here! -Sister in law is calling us, let's go.

Come, come, come.

-You all look divine. -Mmm.

Dear come sit! My sweetheart.

Okay, I'll let him know.

-Brother. -What?

The next family has arrived.

Let them in.

Wait at our guest house.

Another family has arrived. I'll meet them,

-and be right back. -Okay.

I've seen your face before.

It's there on our wall.

No, I've seen him somewhere.

'Tortoise face' Arumugam, what's your wife's name, by the way?

-Honey! -Jaanu...

-Huh?! -Huh?!

My dad's started messing up...

What's with the confusion in her name?

Her name is Jaanu.

I call her honey, affectionately.

Call her honey, deer, whatever!

Bring them some coffee.

Is she your eldest sister?

No maddest sister!

Can't you differentiate between a maid and a sister?

Choose wisely who you fix the marriage with.

-They seem a bit off. -That's right!

Can we fix the marriage just like that?

What do you think you're doing?

We love those guys over there!

We're going to start our lives in their homes.

How dare you scold our father in law?

It hurts! It really hurts!

Get out of here before I rip your ears off!

Go away!

Don't you know our pairs?

Why did you ask if the maid was the bride-to-be?

Son, when the girl's family is mocking us,

we should also give it back to them, at least to a certain extent.

Dad, if you mess things up, I'll kill you.

Keep quiet, guys! He's watching us from over there.

-Greetings sir. -Greetings.

I'm Gunasekar, an ad film producer.

I produce around 2-3 ad films every month.

I earn a minimum of fifty thousand.

Oh! Fifty thousand!

I have a guaranteed viewership of at least 3 lakh people for my ads.

Is the city filled with so many unemployed people?

-Greetings sir! -Greetings.

I'm Sathya, a manager at Shashi soap company.

-Shashi soap company? -Yes sir.

Isn't it quite famous?

-Is it bathing soap or washing soap? -We make everything related to soap.

-How about your pay? -One lakh sir.

-Yearly? -No,no! It's monthly.

That's good!

Wait, don't come to conclusions yet.

He spends most of his money on loan interest

and only takes home 10,000 rupees.

How could you snitch on your own brother?

Bad fellow!

-What do you do? -I'm a meme creator.

What do you mean?

A meme creator's job is to poke and make fun

of public figures like politicians and celebrities.

We've got that job covered, so what's the point of having you around?

You snitched on me, right? Now answer him.

You folks get some rest.

I'll discuss it with my sisters and get back to you.

I prefer the second family.

Didn't you like the first family?

One looks like rotting trash,

and the other just looks like actual trash.

The shorter guy resembles a mosquito repellent sprayer.

Let him be.

Let him stay for a month and help get rid of the mosquitoes in our home!

-Brother why can't we do like this? -Like how?

You like the mosquito repellent sprayer.

-Lock him in. -Okay, then?

-Sister likes the ad producer. -This guy is adding on to our issues.

-Lock him in. -Okay, then?

Finally our Yazhini, likes the manager from the soap company.

I say lock him in too!

Am I an officer from the Enforcement Directorate to lock everyone up?

-Huh?! -Leave.

This is a family matter, so don't get involved.

-So leave! -Okay.

Muthaiya, being a highly influential man,

he has trusted both families,

if he has generously offered us to stay in his home for ten days,

that speaks volumes about his kind and generous nature.

We should show Muthaiya the utmost respect.

Instead of being grateful, your mother flipped an earring from them.

And you're even worse, you snapped an anklet.

If Muthaiya finds out, we could be in serious trouble.

How can we ensure this plan goes off smoothly?

-He's right! -No daddy.

It was mom who encouraged me to swipe things whenever I can,

saying it'll be fun for the whole family.

-That's what she said. -Don't we know to swipe stuff?

Why are you blaming mom?

If we behave and act sincere, we can swipe the girls.

Idiot, it's always about girls for him.

Listen closely, our plan is to marry the girls

and then take control of their assets.

You better listen to me.

Toss the earring into the girls' room.

Return the anklet to the woman's ankle.

-Sneak out and return like a ghost. -Okay daddy.

-Here son. -Give it mom.

They're already trading in gold,

so I doubt they'd go behind a single anklet.

-So? -You probably lost it in the kitchen.

-We'll search around. -Sister in law is right!

My earring's lost as well.

I think their mom might have taken it when she hugged and kissed me.

It's pretty clear that neither of you have a good impression of that family.

That's why you're taking turns and accusing them.

One works for ATM, and the other works for PayTM.

They are in control of Digital India.

Do they seem so worthless to you?

We'll put the pug-like faced guy to the test tomorrow morning.

Now, relax and have a good night's sleep. Go!

You never listen to us brother!

I found my earring.

Hey shh...

What just happened here? He just swiped my girl.

-Abi! -Hmm?

-Abi, my dear! -Yes dear?

Sing a song for me.

What song should I sing?

Even a simple melody from you would be beautiful.

♪ I'm deeply in love With you my Prince ♪

♪ I'm deeply in love With you my Prince ♪

♪ My eyes roll around Just to get a glimpse of you ♪

♪ My heart beats for you Like the beats of love ♪

You swore you lost your anklet, but it's right here.

Yes dear, but I didn't have it on, when I came into the room.

How did it appear out of thin air?

-How did... -Is our house haunted?

Cheers!

Jaanu, have you both reached Coimbatore safely?

Yes dear.

It seems like it'll take a week for the Army selection process to complete.

-One week?! -Yes dear.

Where is our son?

-He's in the next room. -Okay let him be, let him be.

Can't you just leave him behind and come back?

Don't you think I'd want that too?

Is this necessary at their age?

We're here licking pickles, but he's enjoying himself.

-Shall I come and go, just for a day? -Yes sure.

-Is that your first husband? -Hey idiot!

Who's that person sneaking up behind you like an animal?

♪ Don't believe your eyes sometimes ♪

♪ It may deceive you ♪

♪ The truth is how you perceive it to be ♪

See how happy he is!

Can I get a kiss darling?

We'll save the rest for ourselves to enjoy at home, sweetheart.

I'm feeling really shy right now!

Her husband just walked by,

but it sounds like she's secretly being romantic with someone else.

The phone might blow up!

Sounds like she's having an affair.

-Muthaiya sir! -Muthaiya sir!

-Who is that? -We are your guests.

-We are Koppurasamy's sons sir. -Hmm.

What's going on? Why the sudden urgency at this late hour?

Grab your gun and shoot that tortoise-face.

Should I end up in jail shooting him?

Despite you, the great Muthaiya, living a dignified life,

an extramarital affair is allegedly taking place within these very walls.

-Did you just say extramarital affair? -Yes sir.

Oh no, it's your brother!

-Follow silently. -Oh my God.

You're in for a shocking surprise.

Oh my God, he has seen us, seen us. He has seen us!

Is this really déjà vu?

I didn't see, I didn't see.

Hey grandma, I didn't see anything.

Close it! I asked to act like kissing me,

why did you bring your face so close to mine?

-Get away! -He's the husband and she's the wife.

What's wrong if they are in a romantic mood?

You're spinning stories about some extramarital affair and stuff!

Go! Go and sleep!

-Get moving! -Go!

Get lost!

They've spoilt our mood. Idiots!

-Stop pushing! -Why are you fighting?

Hey move it lady!

-Hey lion cub! -Hold his leg!

Oh God! They are fighting so much over a plate of pongal,

what if, it was biriyani?

-Our brother will note all this. -Huh.

-Pour some sambar... -Move aside!

-Can I get two vadas with holes? -What?

-I meant vada. -Say it like that.

-I'm used to seeing it. -Hey lady, get me some food.

Hold the plate properly, the sambar is dripping.

So soon?

-Move aside! -Give me the plate!

He can't even walk properly, he's asking for vadas with a hole.

Even if we walk strange, we'll kneel down and eat.

-Idly, idly, idly... -Why are you fighting one another?

What's this? They're fighting over food like the people of Somalia.

How can I trust them with my sisters?

I have the same doubt.

Muthaiya sir, the aroma of the ghee pongal is incredibly potent,

it's wafting all the way to Poonamallee jail!

Have some with us.

He's still fixated on jails, isn't he?

Keep quiet!

-Hey Koppura! -Hmm?

This is my house, I'll decide when to eat, you enjoy!

Honey, want to make a sambar-filled idly-vada mash-up,

in one single plate and eat together?

Shall I dunk your face in scalding hot sambar?

Just be quiet and eat!

-Shall I leave then? -Hmm.

-Shall I leave then? -Bye.

I'll go then, bye!

-Bye bye! -Bye!

Have the tender bidders arrived?

Uncle, I'm not into these tender procedures!

Weren't you quiet when we announced yesterday?

-Why are you confusing things now? -Uncle why are you quiet?

This kind of insult is not present in other political parties.

Regardless, it's still happening here!

If people like you are District secretaries, that will be the case.

Weren't you in my place before? What did you shake?

Were you eating a banana yesterday?

Uncle, why bother with fools?

First, open the tender envelopes.

Muthaiya, are you flaunting your wealth?

Hey Vadachetty Vaduganadha!

I'll fill your mouth with petrol and light it up.

Don't you have money? Did you not profit using the party's name?

He finds a new wife in every meeting place.

How can he save money then?

He's talking in frustration!

Enough! Take your wife troubles outside!

Go ahead open the envelope.

Korukkupettai Kuruvamma, has quoted 50 lakhs!

That's me!

Muthur Padmanaban, has quoted 1 crore.

Haven't you made a crore yet?

I did earn, but all the money got drained in commissions within our party.

Don't bother about him, open the next.

-Next it's Panchavarnam, 40 lakhs! -That's me Chitha!

JK alias Jaya Krishnan, has quoted 3.25 crores.

Don't poke my eyes!

Too much hype.

One Vote Muthaiya, has quoted 3.5 crores!

Game over!

Careful, your tongues might get stuck in your throats.

What's going on, Muthaiya? Is this an inside job?

Meet me outside, I'll show you what a real punch looks like.

Hey Chitha and Pedha, this is outrageous, it's complete injustice!

What's the injustice here?

Muthaiya may be older, but I'm the senior party member here.

The seat should be mine!

Save your junior-senior drama for somewhere else!

Only tenders matter here, nothing else!

JK sir, Muthaiya is no ordinary person,

he's North Chennai's saviour!

He helped us secure a whopping 3 lakh votes, from the initial 30,000 votes.

That's it!

The same Muthaiya secured only one vote in the last election

and brought shame to our party.

Andal, do you know anything about Muthaiya brother?

You're still a newcomer, stay out of this!

-Has anyone quoted above that? -No!

Go ahead and make the announcement then!

I am pleased to announce Muthaiya,

who successfully quoted 3.5 crore for the tender,

as our candidate for the KK Nagar by-election.

Clap,clap! Everyone clap!

Muthaiya is our chosen candidate,

so let's all focus on our own responsibilities.

Okay if we get down to work and make him win, what's in it for me?

Don't worry, we've got your back.

You're the Deputy MLA, I assure you.

As if the Deputy CM is receiving accolades,

you're trying to eye wash me with the Deputy MLA post.

What's the role of a Deputy MLA?

-Let me explain in detail. -Carry on!

The first 2.5 years,

-Muthaiya will be the MLA. -Great.

-You'll act as the Deputy MLA. -Even great!

For the remaining 2.5 years,

you're the MLA, and he can serve as Deputy MLA.

Our brother will make good money in the first half.

And in the second half,

you'll give me an old popsicle stick? Am I supposed to keep it in my mouth?

Trying to make a fool out of me?

How will people accept that?

When have we worried about that?

You won't even lift a finger, let alone worry.

Show people what they want during elections,

and the pieces will fall into place.

If the opposition finds out, they'll just spit on our faces.

Look at my face! This is what happens when they spit on us.

Let's just wipe our faces and move on.

That's the spirit of a true politician!

The congregation may disperse!

Hey Guna!

Your dad called me last night and wouldn't stop asking questions.

If I don't go home today, he'll drive all the way to Coimbatore to see us.

And everyone will be in trouble, mark my words.

What are you saying mom?

Her brother and sister-in-law are standing by the entrance.

Both the families have proved lucky.

After they arrived, I managed to secure the MLA seat through the tender.

Similarly, they've brought me good luck too.

How?

I got a call today from the National Commission for Women.

What was it about?

I've been chosen as the leader of the women's group.

They've already accomplished so much,

and now they want to add you to their team?

When girls were allegedly dragged naked through the streets of Thanipur,

did Raghavi Vasudevan or Pushpa Selvaraj speak out against the incident?

Oh my, oh my, oh my! I've had enough of this Women's Group torments.

They don't even find time to feed their husbands.

Don't I always cook delicious and tasty meals for you?

You only serve rice, what else do you serve?

Hey Sathya, send me away with this lady.

I've lied and come here claiming to attend

the naming ceremony of my friend's grandchild.

We're doomed if we don't return on time!

Let's all howl like wolves!

Muthaiya sir will come to check.

We'll take advantage of that time gap to send both of you out.

How is this idea?

Don't talk like a fool.

What if he doesn't come up to check?

There's plan B.

The maid will be bringing milk for everyone shortly.

If we mix sleeping pills in their milks, they'll fall flat.

We'll use that time gap and help them escape!

This is old-fashioned.

A genuine escape plan should be thrilling!

You want to get thrilled, right?

Let's tie them up and lower them down slowly.

Hey, hey! That's a good idea! Come let's go!

Oh my... It's all fate!

Say whatever you want.

White rum is the...

Why are they using ropes to lower their parents down?

I wonder if their family is more crooked than ours.

I'll take this up with Muthaiya, right away!

-I'll make him throw them out! -You dare throw us out?

Come, come.

-Be quiet. -Take it slow.

Careful, careful.

Let's see you wrap your hands around her.

-What about my leg? -You can do that later.

Hey, go get your brother!

Okay, come let's go.

-What happened dear? -It hurts.

A little more...

-What are you talking about? -Look brother!

-Have a look for yourself. -Huh?!

Yesterday he craved food, now he seeks pleasure.

I told you something didn't feel right about this family.

-You didn't believe me, though. -Hey Koppura! Hey Koppura!

What are you guys doing here?

We saw this ugly scene from upstairs.

-We came down in shock. -Came to watch it closer?

My dear?!

You're sleep walking here too?

When we were at our home, you used to sleepwalk to nearby houses,

and even once took an auto to Kolathur and ended up at my sister's home.

I'd search everywhere for you and carry you back home.

So, your sleepwalking condition has followed you here as well?

Did you hear? He's a good guy after all.

He walks in his sleep. That's just a disorder.

He must have sleepwalked and ended up beside the elephant.

Is this wrong?

-What about him resting his leg over her? -That's totally over the line, I agree.

-Take your legs off her! -Why?

Look he moved his legs, once I said so.

Hey take your dad and go burn him!

-Huh? -I meant bury him.

-Sir?! -No I meant take him away with you.

-Help me lift him! -Get up daddy! Come with us!

Hey kick her!

Get up daddy! Come with us!

-Look at him sleep! -Careful, careful!

They've completely turned our plan upside down.

The dogs started chasing as soon as they saw your face.

Run faster!

-Stop! Stop! -Auto! Auto!

-Move it! Fast! -I need to go to KK Nagar.

My husband will be waiting at home with his gun.

Wives are like Gods!

-We shouldn't doubt them. -Stop! Stop right here!

Hey get moving!

Oh my, he's blowing her a kiss from afar!

It's already unacceptable to arrive with another man in an auto.

And that moron blows you a kiss from afar?

It was his mistake, what can I do?

There needs to be a connection between you two for him to blow kisses at you.

Stop talking about it!

Wash your mouth in the washing machine, if that helps.

What ugly bullshit?

-I saw the ugly truth, that made me talk! -What did you see?

He had accompanied his son to the Army recruitment centre.

I took our son there, that's the end of it!

As it turned out, we were staying in adjacent rooms,

which made us to meet during our stay.

You're caught now!

Adjacent rooms?

That's what lit up the fire, like cotton and fire!

Stop your nonsense!

Cotton and fire, lights up!

Fighting fire with fire returns nothing.

She's trying to prove a point, but I'm unable to get it!

-What happened? -Call the security!

Hello the power is out, and the minister is trapped inside the elevator.

Sir how long can we wait?!

-We're getting late for the flight! -Hey give it to me!

Hello, it's me, the minister! What are you doing?

Have you switched off the power?

Such a stupid department!

Make it fast! Yes!

-What are you doing, call him! -Yes I'm calling Muthaiya sir.

-Hello. -Hello, hello!

Is Muthaiya there?

Brother, it's the Central Minister on the line.

-Hello! -Hey Muthaiya!

It's me, Subash Mehra!

Are you trying to humiliate me by bringing me here to Tamil Nadu?

I've come to discuss the possibility of forming a union.

Is your grandmother in Chennai too?

Listen to me man!

I've come to Chennai to discuss our alliance.

You've shut off the power and now I'm going to miss my flight.

I've another meeting in Delhi man!

Sir don't get agitated!

I assure you, no harm will come your way.

I'll have a word with the EB minister, and call back.

I don't care who you have to call, just get the lift running!

I'm late for my flight! I can't wait here any longer!

Make it fast!

Hello it's me, Muthaiya.

What's up Muthaiya sir?

As I recall, you had publicly disowned me.

What's with this sudden call?

I'm not talking as a relative,

I need to talk to you as a politician.

There's been a power cut in the airport.

The Central Minister is stuck in an elevator!

I called to talk about that.

-What can I do about that? -Aren't you the EB Minister?

Aren't we supposed to discuss electricity issues with you?

Does that mean, I'm personally responsible for power cuts everywhere?

Do I look like an electrician or line man?

Rabbits must have chewed some wire.

Make the electricians there resolve it.

What rabbits chewed wires?!

That's new!

I've heard rabbits chew carrots, has it started chewing power cables now?

Every time I visit Tamil Nadu, I feel pressured by them.

Oh my God!

-Who's calling? -Sir it's Muthaiya.

Muthaiya, thank you for your help. Thank you so much!

The problem's solved.

-I'm waiting for my flight. -Oh is it?

Yes.

-What's the problem? -Sir, I talked with the EB minister.

He's making up ridiculous excuses, like rabbits chewing through the power cables.

What? What did you say? Rabbits?

I've heard rabbits chew carrots, has it started chewing power cables here?

I don't understand either.

As the Central Minister,

if he interferes with the electricity,

I suggest you scrutinize his financial accounts.

We need to be careful around him.

Who are you?

-We are from Income Tax! -What's that?

-We've come from the income tax department. -Oh I see.

Oh you've come regarding your transfers?

Pay 5 lakhs per person, our brother will make it happen.

Be mindful of what you say, as everything is being recorded.

We've had complaints that his assets exceed his known income.

-We've come to raid his house! -Are you saying I've accumulated assets?

Did I, then?

Someone must have filed a complaint against me out of jealousy.

You show up directly, without even bothering to wash those worn-out ties?

Get lost!

I give away every rupee I earn to ashrams

and orphanages, leaving myself with nothing.

You've come to dig me?

Can we see your identity cards?

It must be my dead wife's uncle, Muthaiya's work!

Sir please cooperate with us.

We need to search your house.

-We don't arrive without proof. -Okay.

Then start your inspection without any damages!

-Shall I call for our advocate? -No need for that!

Let them do their work!

Get their phones first!

-Give me your phone. -Give it to them!

Why would I need a phone at this age?

-I don't have one. -They won't listen to you mom.

Please give it, if you have.

Check whoever or wherever you want.

I’m not moving from this spot, no matter what!

What?

Why is he zooming in on me?

Excuse me, sir, would you mind getting up for a moment?

I've already made it clear, I refuse to get up.

Feel free to look around wherever you want.

Sorry, but we need to check this area. Could you please get up?

Step back! Look at how tall he is!

Here.

Why won’t he move? There’s got to be something important here.

It's all over! He's had his third seizure!

He's had two seizures already.

The doctor warned that another episode would have severe consequences.

What have you done to him?! Get out!

Oh brother!

What happened brother?

You've come for my son's soul?!

I curse you all!

Hey Durai, we came for the money, but we might be leaving with his body.

What do we do now sir?

Escape!

Run!

They've scattered in fear!

Brother, you scared me! I'm still shaking!

If our brother had pursued acting instead of politics,

he'd be sweeping Oscars left and right.

A tiny 10-rupee toothpaste tube was all it took to send them fleeing!

You're an unstoppable force, brother!

No one will EVER find it!

-My dear son! -Yes mom?

Was it all just an act?

I was really worried for a moment!

Remember the wild stories he made up during the power cuts?

Just look at the state he's in now, karma's really caught up with him!

Looks like someone's put a curse on his lying lips!

What in the world is this, brother?!

He's been spitting non-stop since his seizure this morning,

it's evening now, how is this still happening?!

You absolute idiot!

That video of his seizure from this morning has been on repeat all day!

Don't you get it?!

Are you bringing family feuds into politics, Muthaiya?

If this were just a family feud, I would've taken you to court ages ago!

Weren't you the one who sent the Income Tax people to my house?

Bring it on, send as many as you want. I won't back down that easily!

Did you see my phenomenal performance?

Every last one of those officers scattered like mice, and ran for their lives!

Yes I saw, indeed. I saw you having some kind of seizure!

I saw the entire city spitting on you in utter disgust and contempt too!

The higher authorities are well aware

of your rampant corruption and bribe-taking, better than me.

-I'm not responsible for the raid. -Oh!

You're talking as if there's no corruption in your governance.

We're also well aware of the numerous cases pending against both your uncles.

You're talking as if you're all worthy?

If I choose to, I can have you removed

from your District Secretary position, right now.

Go ahead, try!

If you're the minister, I'm the Chief Minister!

If you're the Chief Minister, I'm the Prime Minister!

If you're the Prime Minister, I'll be the President!

If you're the President... What's his name?

-Donald Trump! -Huh.

If you're the President,

I'm the American President, Donald Trump!

Donald Trump it seems!

Not just from your District Secretary position,

I'll send you up, once and for all!

-You dare try?! -Hey, hey!

-You really dare?! -Hey!

Stop it Muthaiya!

If you talk to donkeys, this is what you get!

-He hasn't brushed! -Come let's go!

He talks too much! He's crossing the line!

-Chitha! -I'll handle him!

He's talking even more now that you're here!

-Hey! -Uncle!

-Get lost, you soap! -Let's go, you comb!

Come on, Muthaiya, let's get going!

You'll face my wrath soon!

"The 'Uncles People's Democratic Party' had previously selected

'One Vote' Muthaiya as their candidate.

But after discussions with the Central Minister,

in the party members meeting,

it has been unanimously decided to allocate

the GK Nagar constituency to the alliance party.

Egmore has been announced as the new candidate for the GK Nagar constituency."

Hey Pedha and Chitha!

Last week, during the tender meeting,

you assured me that the GK Nagar seat was mine.

What changed?

You promised me the Deputy MLA position for 2.5 years, what happened to that?

And now you're telling me the MLA seat has been allocated to the alliance party!

We have a prior agreement to allocate any by-election seats in Tamil Nadu

to our higher authorities.

Explain it to them!

What the hell was the purpose of that bloody tender?!

You're crossing your limits JK!

When higher authorities demand a seat under the alliance,

we have no choice but to oblige.

Just like us, they'll have their own leaders too.

Hey!

-Try to understand our problem. -Hmm.

We can simply say no!

If we say no, it will put us in a tight spot!

The MP election is up next!

They'll offer 400 crores for 40 seats, a huge deal!

-Can we just let it go, you tell me? -How can we?

Pedha, we wouldn't have been so upset

if you had given the seat to anyone else from their party,

but he was eating leftovers at my home,

he just joined that party last week,

you have given him the seat,

won't that hurt me?

Pedha, change your urine bag often, but not the candidates!

Is that snake-head guy more important to you than Muthaiya?

If you make him run in the by-election, I'm certain we'll lose our deposits.

Our party's reputation will go up in flames if we do this!

Without the pride, honor, and passion, and everything else you're talking about,

that Egmore did something totally out of character.

Can either you or Muthaiya really pull that off?

Tell us what he pulled? Both of us will pull it down together!

Tell us, we'll pull it!

I don't even have words to describe it!

Just watch the CCTV footage yourself and you'll see what I mean.

Egmore, welcome! What's with the shorts?

We were having porridge at the beach and rushed here as soon as we got your call.

I'm blown away, you've achieved the impossible in just one night!

People respected me, you crushed me, that's all!

It's all thanks to your blessings, uncle!

Show me your leg... Your daughter is a student at Stella Mary's, isn't she?

Want me as your son-in-law? Step aside!

-I wish you live as long as a tortoise! -Bless you, bless you!

-What's that by your hip? -Don't worry about it!

You know that my brother holds more influence within this party, don't you?

-Yes, I know, uncle! -Then go seek his blessings!

After falling at his feet, his wife has been bedridden for the past decade!

It's okay Egmore.

-Bless you too! -You've won our hearts!

-Love you uncle! -The MLA seat's yours, no matter what!

Can you possibly do this?

Oh, we can't stoop that low!

-Exactly, that's precisely what I said too! -Why are you just standing there silently?

-Didn't you take? -This is absolutely unacceptable!

-Give the seat to Muthaiya! -We won't agree! We won't agree!

-We won't agree! We won't agree! -What's all this nonsense?

-Silence! Silence! -We won't agree! We won't agree!

Muthaiya we'll take a decision after voting tomorrow.

If you manage to secure more support, the seat will be yours!

If we manage to secure more support, the seat will be Egmore's!

Do you accept the challenge?

I have 60 votes, whereas you have only 30!

-Then why should we vote? -Everything has a formal process!

Huh?!

What formal?

He'll never let us speak out!

We can't accept this injustice!

Muthaiya deserves the seat as per the tenders!

-Give him the seat! -Give him the seat!

Accept for the vote challenge! Show us your strength in that!

-Our brother has agreed! -When did I agree?

-You just did! -Okay I agree!

Is that enough?

Hey Pedha and Chitha, our brother has agreed for the vote challenge!

The situation indeed looks promising for Muthaiya.

Let's exercise extreme caution so that...

-I have a plan! -Is it so?!

Just sit back and enjoy the show!

Pass it down!

Take it! Take it! Pass it down! Enjoy! Enjoy!

-My son! -Yes dad?

-Come here! -Bison's calling you!

Pass these bags to the Women's group.

-Don't we get photos? -What will you do with girl photos?

We'll see tomorrow.

-Has everyone received their bags? -Yes we have!

Okay! Okay!

♪ I'm a goddess From Rajamundhiri ♪

♪ With eyes Sweet as grapes ♪

♪ A soft plump bun Made of sugar sweet honey ♪

♪ Devour me After your rituals ♪

♪ A booze that can Ignite your deepest passions ♪

♪ Runs all over My mesmerizing body ♪

♪ Once you're in You'll be flying high ♪

♪ Rush to me And get down to work ♪

♪ I'll teach you The secrets of love ♪

♪ I'll devote myself To your divine rituals ♪

♪ Ask your Fleet of ministers ♪

♪ My name is enough They'll tremble in ecstasy to the floor ♪

♪ I'm the sweet halwa You crave for ♪

♪ I'm a goddess From Rajamundhiri ♪

♪ With eyes Sweet as grapes ♪

♪ A soft plump bun Made of sugar sweet honey ♪

♪ Devour me After your rituals ♪

♪ A booze that can Ignite your deepest passions ♪

♪ Runs all over My mesmerizing body ♪

♪ Once you're in You'll be flying high ♪

♪ Rush to me And get down to work ♪

♪ In the gaps Of your curvy hips... Ahaa! ♪

♪ I lost my way... Oh God! ♪

♪ Hey dolaaku doley... ♪

♪ Dolaaku na... Dolaaku doley! ♪

♪ Hey pachaku pachaku Pachaku... ♪

♪ Hey achaku achaku achaku... ♪

♪ O gil gil gil Gilma... ♪

♪ Ah.. Ah... Oh my God! ♪

♪ The feast of love Is ready to be served ♪

♪ A feast worthy For hundreds of you ♪

♪ I'll quench your thirsts With the potions of desire ♪

♪ Live life As it comes ♪

♪ No one will teach Life as I do ♪

♪ Share your deepest secrets Into my ears ♪

♪ Hey darling... ♪

♪ Form a union in my party Oh my darling... ♪

♪ The party is on, every passing day Come my dear... ♪

♪ I promise To make you my Minister... ♪

♪ Come into My warm hug ♪

♪ My body is ripe and fresh Come soon... ♪

♪ Being a vegetarian won't help Come soon... ♪

♪ Let's play kabaddi into the night Come on... ♪

♪ I'm the ever-ruling Queen of the night ♪

♪ One sting from me Will take you to heaven ♪

♪ The one who wins me over Is up for a feast ♪

♪ Just come Riding with me ♪

♪ A well of passion That never dries ♪

♪ A sturdy vessel That withstands any storm ♪

♪ I own you You're mine now ♪

♪ Come into My warm hug ♪

♪ I'm the fierce bull At the Jallikattu ♪

♪ You're a saree With horns ♪

♪ I'm raging to you With all my might ♪

♪ Get on top And try stopping me ♪

♪ A sweet body Made from pure sweet flour ♪

♪ Come soon Start your wild games ♪

♪ Why so much talk I can't wait anymore ♪

♪ Passion burning deep inside A fire that cannot be denied ♪

♪ A hunger that consumes Every part of me, body and soul ♪

♪ Unleash your power No holding back ♪

♪ Just one soft touch And I'm all yours ♪

♪ You can taste me One delicious bite at a time ♪

♪ If it's not enough I'll say goodbye ♪

♪ A lot of eyes Rolling on my curves ♪

♪ The saviours of morality Are following me close ♪

♪ So finish soon And set me free ♪

♪ I'm the ever-ruling Queen of the night ♪

♪ One sting from me Will take you to heaven ♪

♪ The one who wins me over Is up for a feast ♪

♪ Just come Riding with me ♪

♪ A well of passion That never dries ♪

♪ A sturdy vessel That withstands any storm ♪

♪ I own you You're mine now ♪

♪ Come into My warm hug ♪

-Hello... hello... -Who's knocking?

It's me, open the door!

-What's the matter? -How much did you spend for this party?

We spent a whopping 30 crores!

You fools! Half of it would've been enough for me to walk away!

-Who are you? -Remove the shades!

Peel off the mole too!

-Is that you, Muthaiya? -Did I say it wasn't?

So, you were hiding behind this mole till now?

You still haven't figured it out.

-Didn't you get drunk? -I never get drunk!

Just like in the classic MGR films,

I'll pick the glasses but pour the drink behind my back!

I'll make them pour in front now!

-Hey hold him tight! -Don't do this!

-Come to me! -Don't do this! Let me go!

Fill him up!

Where were you for the past three days?

I was in heaven.

No wonder, your phone was out of coverage area too!

That's how we politicians roll!

Muthaiya sir, your time is not so good now.

That's really getting to you!

Chaotic situations are ahead, but don't be afraid, stay strong!

Oh my God, can we make amends for this?

Kannadasan, the legendary Tamil poet, his actual name is Muthaiya.

Muthaiya became a renowned poet after adopting the name 'Kannadasan'!

-So you want me to change my name? -No, no, no!

-Or should I call myself 'Vaali'? -No I didn't mean it like that.

Or how about 'Vairamuthu'?

-Oh my dear in law! -Take your hand off me!

You keep disrespecting my husband.

Okay, I'll find other ways to tease him tomorrow.

Mom it's the police!

Hey dear!

Tihar! Run!

He criticized my timing, but now he's the one rushing!

There's a policeman coming, that's why they ran off!

What's wrong if the police arrive?

I warned you, this family is full of scams.

The sight of the policeman sent them fleeing in fear.

You're a fierce and fearless judge, like a mighty lion!

Quick, let's get out of here before the policeman spots us!

The Inspector wanted to give this to you.

Yeah, he gave me a call yesterday.

Hold me up! Hold me up!

What are these tickets? Oh, they're for the new movie!

-See! -Give it!

Brother, come on! It's the noon show, let's all go together as a family!

-It'll be fun! -Please!

It's been ages since we had a family outing, let's go!

The kids are super excited, let's make it a special family day out!

Did I say no? Let's go!

Thank goodness, that troublesome family is finally out of our hair!

Don't jump to conclusions!

Let's wait and see how this family turns out.

Your husband mentioned something about divorce, didn't he?

He agreed for the divorce.

Yet, he's still asking if he can visit me once a week?

Look at her!

Bombard him with bills, he'll surrender by himself.

That's what we do!

My husband doesn't eat out, and he doesn't eat at home either.

He only comes home for a cup of tea or coffee, that's it.

-Oh God! -Poor thing!

Do you think we don't eat home-cooked food?

We prepare various dishes for ourselves to indulge.

And we have bread omelette sometimes too.

Hey Thenmozhi, you're so curious about our personal lives,

what about your own husband, huh?

My husband is pure gold!

He's very modest, he doesn't even look up!

Does he even have a head to lift?

He's never even glanced at another woman.

Hey look! Someone's riding off with your husband!

-Hey! Hey! Hey! -Go catch them! Run!

Wait till I get my hands on you! Auto, please stop!

Stop, stop!

-Follow that bike! Go! -Yes sure.

-What's the movie's name? -Why bother knowing what movie, anyway?

I'm sure it will be good, let's go!

Park the bike and come inside quickly.

-Someone might sit beside our girls. -Do you think anyone would dare to?

We'll go sit with our wives!

-Park this and come. -Hmm.

Jaanu, how are you? Where's your husband?

Hey I'm her husband!

Stop chatting with strangers, we need to go, come on!

-Hello. -Hello.

-Is this Major Sunderajan? -Yes it's me!

Where is your wife?

She's gone to Coimbatore with my son for his Army recruitment.

Fool! She's at Kamala Cinemas watching a movie with some guy!

Wait, what? My wife's at Kamala Cinemas, watching a movie with some guy?

JAANU!!!

-Hi darling. -Hey my brother's here!

-Hey... -Shh.. Watch the movie!

Hey fat head, you're blocking my view!

Hey! You're blocking again!

Save the romance for your own homes, not here.

Can you please stop talking and let me watch the movie in peace?

Huh?!

My dear...

So you've been here all this while?!

You said this guy was just a room boy in Coimbatore.

Then at our home's entrance, I saw him blowing you a kiss!

I trusted your words and controlled my anger.

But now, you're actually watching a movie with him?

So you've been sitting here the entire time?!

You couldn't even afford to take your own wife to the movies,

yet you're sitting here with some unknown lady!

-Get up! Get up now! -Stop, stop, stop!

-Who is this tortoise? -He's my husband!

If he's her husband, then who's your husband?

-It's him... -This monkey tamer?

I'm an army man, my name is Major Sunderajan!

Hey stop calling out to the dead!

-Why are you torturing dad here? -You're here too!

-Did you just call her mom? -Yes sir.

-Then who's your son? -That's me uncle.

It's you?! Then who's your dad?

-This is my real dad. -This monkey tamer?

-Oh my..... -You brought our son into this?!

You call yourselves a family?

It's disgusting, like an episode from the show 'Solvadhellam Unmai'.

-Hey come let's go! -Come girls.

Hey get up!

-Hey why are you looking there? Walk. -I'm coming.

-Come on, come! -What's going to happen now?!

We're doomed!

Leave my hand, I'm coming.

Come home, come! You're in for some special treat!

Come, keep walking!

This is all because of the freedom you give them.

That's why all sorts of frauds have entered our house.

If I catch any of you sneaking around in the name of love,

I'll break your bones and drag you back home.

In a moment of haste,

I blurted out that I'd get our son married to a widow,

so what?

How could I possibly disagree to the marriage once I found out

she's one of Muthaiya's sisters?

Oh God! He's such an influential politician!

He is filthy rich!

If my son ends up becoming his son in law,

I'm sure he'd have made my son the Governor of Chennai.

Hey you fool!

Not Governor, Muthaiya would have made him the Mayor!

-Mayor?! -Hmm.

Did you hear what she said? Does she talk like my wife?

She's talking like someone else's.

Don't get too upset, don't we know about Janaki?

She's bluntly straightforward, always speaking her mind.

Let he talk straightforward, or even talk to Subash Chandra Bose.

-But how should she speak with me? -My dear...

I've confessed everything, then why are you still agitated?

Dad, if you keep torturing mom like this,

I'll shoot you down with the rifle.

Why are you still talking? You shoot, I'll handle the rest!

Hey, hey! Keep quiet! They are jumping in between.

-First sit down! -For your sake, I'm being patient.

What did mom do?

I fell in love with a girl.

We put up a drama for that, mom helped, that's all!

Why are you getting worked up for this?

Let it be!

I'll leave to my mother's place, that'll calm him down.

-My dear, my dear? -Hmm?

All I said was to avoid discussing marriage.

Did I ever say that our son shouldn't fall in love with Muthaiya's sister?

If only you had given me some hint,

that our son has fallen in love with Muthaiya's sister,

I would have accompanied you to his house,

played the role of your husband,

and brought our daughter-in-law back home with us.

What are you saying?

Why should you act like one? Aren't you my husband?

Yeah, that's true!

Until the election is over, no one mentions marriage in this house!

"In the vote out held in the 'Uncles People's Democratic Party',

it appears that Egmore has received significant support from the MLAs,

Egmore has been selected as the candidate for JK Nagar election..."

-You call this an announcement! -Brother!

Don't create a scene at the party office over what happened at home.

Keep quiet!

I'll go light up that uncle's head and be back!

Our future MLA!

-Our future MLA! -Our future MLA, Egmore brother!

Hand over the liquor department to me, I'll handle it from now.

Hey Chitha and Pedha, have you guys gone mad?

-No. -I've the support of 60 MLAs.

How could you confirm this moron his seat?

Only 30 MLAs voted for you.

-But Egmore received 40 votes. -One two three four...

30 of your MLAs got drunk and danced.

No one came to vote.

Hey it was you who kidnapped them!

That's the reality of politics, Muthaiya. Knowing right from wrong is crucial.

You came too, did you bring anyone back with you to vote?

Or did any anyone follow you back?

Hey baldy, sit down, sit down first!

They trusted booze and women, but not you, Muthaiya?

-They've lost faith in him! -Muthaiya brother!

Endure this one time, and let Egmore have a fair shot at competing.

-We'll see the next time. -Did you take a suitcase from them?

Get lost! What should I do now?

Look, you must work for me in this election!

You used to wash vessels and car at my home,

you expect me to come help out at your home?

All is fair in Love and Politics.

Those were my lines, back in the day.

It's been long since you said, so I used it.

He's our party's candidate. He represents our symbol!

It's been decided that he's our party's candidate.

You'll have to work under him, it's the party's final decision.

Now I'll tell my decision.

-I'm leaving this party! -What will you do for food?

You stole food from my house and ate it,

yet you have the nerve to comment on my food?

I'm going to run as an Independent candidate!

Muthaiya, the votes you got were for our party symbol, not you.

If you step out of here, you'll lose all your value.

You think you can buy me?

We'll see my true worth when the results are out!

Forget it, Muthaiya, you can't win against our 'cherry fruit' symbol.

-Yes! -I'll proof to you I can!

-Uncle, let him go! -Huh!

He's struggling to manage his family life, how can he expect to succeed in politics?

When did I fail to manage my family life?

Your three sisters are in love, have you arranged their marriages?

Who are you to interfere in my family matters?

We're connected as in laws through marriage, in a way.

How did you become my in law?

My brother and your third sister are in love.

-Tell him! -Yes, yes, yes!

Muthaiya leave winning aside,

-what will you do if you lose? -What should I do?

Will you marry off your sisters to the men they love?

-Okay fine! -Well said!

What will you do if you lose?

If we lose, I'll shave my head bald!

Don't do that!

Your hair is your livelihood, don't ruin it for yourself!

Alright then, my uncle will shave his head bald!

Are you mad?

Come here! Where will you shave this head bald?

You can make some cuts with a knife and sprinkle some chilli powder.

Alright, then you tell us what we should do if we lose.

You should dissolve your party and support me, do you agree?

Have I ever gone against your wishes?

-Challenge? -Challenge accepted!

-What has he done? -Huh?!

Muthaiya is a true gentleman, a dignified and proud Tamilian.

The moment he realized he was no longer valued in that party,

he boldly said no to their party and symbol,

and is running as an Independent candidate.

He's a fearless and mighty lion!

Who do you think will win the JK Nagar by-election,

the ruling party or opposition?

No way brother! No way!

No one's going to win!

The Independent Candidate, Muthaiya will win!

-Tell me partner! -What's up partner?

-Did you watch the news? -Yes I did.

They gave 'Egmore' a seat, and made me a 'No more' guy.

I'm getting drunk in the morning, no brushing, nothing.

Meet me at my office, we'll discuss there.

To your office?! Hey, hey, hey!

This Chitha and Pedha have placed cameras everywhere.

They've left nothing untouched, not even bushes.

And they've even put cameras in underwear.

I'm not coming anywhere near there!

I'll come straight to your house to meet you!

-Partner! -Partner!

It's been two years since we met, how are you?

I'm great!

Partner, I was in the same boat as you just two years ago, feeling powerless.

I joined the party and became Power Minister right away.

Just nod,

I'll speak with our brother and secure you a party ticket in the by-election.

Next year, you'll be a minister.

Partner, what are you saying?

I can become a minister only if I win the election.

Muthaiya is unbeatable, I'll never win against him.

Muthaiya is an asset as long as he's with that party.

The moment he left, he became a political outcast!

Moreover, in by-elections, the ruling party usually has the upper hand.

We'll make sure it wins, no matter what it takes!

I highly doubt that!

Partner, I'm in a tricky spot, like a half-boiled egg.

It's half-cooked!

-Are you worried about Muthaiya? -Yes man.

He might be your rival now.

We've been rivals since the beginning.

I've already drawn up a plan for him.

Muthaiya won't live to see this by-election.

Partner?!

-Velmuruga, let the tyres roll. -Okay.

Hey, get out of the car, now!

Hey you go!

Finish him!

Hey! Hey! Give me back my dhoti!

Oh God, he's beating him to pulp!

Please get in! Driver move fast!

Go! Go!

Attacking our Muthaiya, is a grave mistake!

I've called for an emergency meeting with my party members this evening.

And execute a Resolution of Condemnation.

There's only three members in your party.

You're the leader, your wife's the treasurer,

and your daughter's the secretary.

Why bother gathering general meetings?

You can gather the dust in your home with a broom stick.

Brother, you've just started your political party,

let out your words with utmost caution.

Hello brother! Your party consists of only three members.

We have a massive three crore supporters standing with us!

Well said!

From this debate stage, I'll issue a press note on behalf of my party.

We'll extend our support to 'One Vote Muthaiya'

by campaigning for him.

Wow! Brother, you've spoken straight from my heart!

Is it?

I'm also extending my support to our Muthaiya,

by campaigning with my party members.

Welcome!

"An unexpected twist in JK Nagar by-election!

'Black Shirt Tamilan' Gopal has extended his support

to the Independent candidate, Muthaiya.

Adding to that 'Exclusive Rights Party' leader Ilankumaran,

has announced his support to 'One Vote Muthaiya'.

Moreover the new 'People's Victory Party' secretary Gilli Valavan,

has announced his support to Muthaiya too."

Partner, you've secured me a seat as promised.

I'm so happy!

"The Election Commission has slated 22nd of April

as the date to conduct the by-election in JK Nagar.

The nomination paper can be submitted from the 2nd of April..."

-Greetings brother, please come. -Greetings.

-Please cast your votes for me. -All our votes are yours, don't worry.

My dear public, please gather around!

I'm contesting in this constituency as an Independent candidate.

Please cast all your votes under my name!

♪ Oh mother... ♪

♪ My mother... ♪

-♪ Oh sir... ♪ -Cast your votes,

-♪ Oh my God... ♪ -to the grinder symbol!

♪ Oh mother... ♪

♪ My mother... ♪

-♪ Oh sir... ♪ -Cast your votes,

-♪ Oh my God... ♪ -to the moon symbol!

♪ Lies... Lies... Lies upon lies... ♪

♪ Man has set a stage And spreading his colourful lies ♪

♪ Lies... Lies... Lies upon lies... ♪

♪ He's spinning lies in lengths For those votes ♪

♪ A speech full of lies And spreads his lies ♪

♪ Becomes a demigod in cutouts Spreading lies far and wide ♪

♪ Lies in the Form of freebies ♪

♪ Sticks posters all around And spreads more lies ♪

♪ He has a whole List of pure lies ♪

♪ Lies at any cost No matter what ♪

♪ He just keeps lying As he wishes ♪

♪ He just keeps lying ♪

There are ten votes in this house.

Ten votes?! Can you get me at least five?

Come on in. Could you please close the gate slowly?

Oh mother! Oh brother!

Do you think you're the son of the great Mysore Maharaja?

You wouldn't step out without your ceremonial shawls?

- Don't look! Run! -Come to my area!

I'll pelt you with stones.

♪ Oh Daddy... ♪

♪ Oh Mummy... ♪

♪ Oh Uncle... ♪

♪ And Aunty... ♪

♪ Oh Daddy... ♪

♪ Oh Mummy... ♪

♪ Oh Uncle... ♪

♪ And Aunty... ♪

If we come into power,

you can stop paying your taxes once and for all!

No one needs to toil tirelessly!

No need to farm anymore!

You don't have to move abroad!

You can just enjoy the comforts of your home all day long!

Anything is free!

Everything is free!

-Greetings brother! -All set for our street corner meeting?

-All ready and set to go! -Would they have come?

-Everything is in place! -Come, I'll check once I'm there!

If no one's there, I swear I'll knock your head with this mic!

-Move aside! -Come let's go!

I wholeheartedly thank you for being the first to support my Independent Party.

I saw your interview on TV, your speech was so powerful, it gave me goosebumps.

-It sent shivers down my spine. -This is my duty brother!

The power and honour to lead Tamil Nadu rightfully belongs to a true Tamilian!

Could you lower your hand? It's blocking my face.

♪ In dreams of ruling For the next five years ♪

♪ They sell Their assets ♪

♪ Once in power They sell the Country ♪

♪ They religiously Wash dirty vessels ♪

♪ And even vigorously Wash petticoats ♪

♪ And put up an Oscar-worthy Performance just for votes ♪

♪ Believe me It's true! ♪

♪ They fall at your feet Just to impress you ♪

♪ Once they win The race begins! ♪

♪ They speak With tricky nuances... ♪

♪ Dip each word In gold paint... ♪

♪ It rains currency In the streets ♪

Please cast your votes for grinder symbol!

What are you saying?

If your brother wins, your love marriage is doomed!

Our brother's dignity means more to us than our own love lives.

"In the last election, my brother got just one vote and ended up losing.

We've witnessed first-hand the humiliation and pain he endured.

Our only hope is that he doesn't suffer a humiliating defeat in this election.

If his loss is the only way we can get married,

then we don't want that marriage at all.

Don't worry, we'll make sure your brother emerges victorious.

This is more than enough for us! Don't forget to vote!

We'll leave now.

♪ Oh my... Oh my... ♪

♪ A small non-stop Rain is enough ♪

♪ Our homes become Swimming pools ♪

♪ Houses built in riverbeds The country is messed up ♪

♪ Please think Vote wisely ♪

♪ Use your brain For once ♪

Cast you votes to the twin cherry fruits symbol!

♪ Oh sir... ♪

-♪ Oh my God... ♪ -Cast your votes to the moon symbol!

♪ Oh mother... ♪

Cast your votes to the grinder symbol!

♪ Oh sir... ♪

♪ Oh my God... ♪

♪ Hey Salsa... ♪

♪ Oh Salsa... ♪

♪ Hey Salsa Sugar baby ♪

♪ Oh my Salsa Sugar baby ♪

♪ Hey Salsa... ♪

♪ Hey Salsa... ♪

♪ Oh my Salsa Sugar baby ♪

♪ Oh my dear Salsa sugar baby ♪

♪ With just one glance My Salsa sugar baby raises my pulse ♪

♪ Oh my Salsa... ♪

♪ Oh Salsa... ♪

♪ Let's not fall For the lies anymore ♪

♪ It's the digital age No secret is safe ♪

♪ Trolls decide A person's livelihood ♪

♪ Dignity flies like a kite High up in the skies ♪

Welcome Gnanam!

♪ People's pleas fade But they yearn to be pleased ♪

♪ Live luxurious lives But act modest ♪

♪ All good has vanished Why are we still gossiping? ♪

♪ Our faiths Has become useless garbage ♪

-Our Muthaiya brother! -Long live!

-Long live! Long live! -Why this protest?

We farmers toil day and night,

only to see our hard-earned rice paddy bags

get soaked in the rain and scorched in the sun,

ultimately going to waste.

We're just asking for a simple storage facility to safeguard our crops.

The liquor which reaches the wine shop, has a godown for itself.

To protect it from getting drenched, it's packed in boxes.

There are police guarding it day and night.

The government which does so much, can't they build a godown for farmers?

They don't!

-That's why we are protesting! -Don't worry!

Once our brother becomes the MLA,

he'll build you a godown at his own expense.

Keeping you beside is a mistake.

I promise to support your protests till I live!

Hey!

♪ Oh my... Oh my... ♪

♪ Their torments Have become unbearable ♪

♪ Oh my... Oh my... ♪

♪ Our people A pity state they're in ♪

♪ One Finger Revolution ♪

♪ Droughts everywhere ♪

♪ Life has become A game of hide and seek ♪

♪ It's all just lines Written on papers ♪

♪ Oh mother... ♪

♪ My mother... ♪

♪ Oh sir... ♪

♪ Oh my God... ♪

♪ Oh Daddy... ♪

♪ Oh Mummy... ♪

♪ Oh Uncle... ♪

♪ And Aunty... ♪

"The first batch of votes of the JK Nagar by-election are being counted...

The candidate of the Dharma Party...

...is leading with a count of 1100 votes.

In the second place,

the candidate Egmore from the Uncles Democratic People's Party,

is leading by 800 votes.

The Independent candidate,

'One Vote' Muthaiya, contesting under the grinder symbol,

has secured the third place.

As per 2 pm reports,

is that six wards have been counted and sealed.

the candidate of Dharma Party...

...has secured the least votes and has fallen behind.

The candidate Egmore from the Uncles Democratic People's Party,

has secured the second place.

The Independent candidate Muthaiya

has secured higher number of votes and is in lead.

As a first in the history of Tamil Nadu,

the jinx that only the ruling party wins

by-elections has been broken for the first time.

The historical win of an Independent candidate,

has sent shockwaves across the state.

The Independent candidate 'One Vote' Muthaiya,

has won by a staggering margin of 73,000 votes against Egmore."

-I, Muthaiya... -Hey!

At least mention my father's and grandfather's names here.

The grandson of Mannargudi Subbaiah,

son of Manikavel,

-I, Muthaiya... -So...

The grandson of Mannargudi Subbaiah,

son of Manikavel,

I, Muthaiya...

Hey baldy!

Where is that Egmore who lost competing with me?

-He's in central jail now! -Why?

-I got him behind bars! -Why?

Then what?

I had taken 12 horses for racing.

He looted all of it and ran off!

That's why I put him behind bars.

And you gave him a posting in the party!

Posting in the party...

Posting in the party...

One more hit, and you'll get buried. Get up!

This will be taught in history classes. They might even build statues for me!

The students will be making notes of it.

The wolf has howled! It's a success!