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Let's go.
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Doc.
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She has no recollection
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of the last eight years.
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Bring it on.
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I came here to help you.
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"Kitchen Nightmares”
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Are you in.
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And “Going Dutch”
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Pew pew pew.
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First guns I've
seen on the base.
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Let's go, let's go.
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All available now.
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- Whose birthday is it?
- Must be someone pretty popular.
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- Ain't it?
- Huh.
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♪ Happy birthday dear Maggie ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you
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Thank you. This is perfect.
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- How you doing?
- I'm fine.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- I can tell you're not fine.
- I'm totally fine.
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- I can tell you're mad.
- Look.
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You remembered that you forgot
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my birthday this
year. That's great.
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That-that can be my gift.
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That's how far we've
lowered the bar?
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Oh, the bar. Gosh.
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That was on the
ground ten years ago,
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and now there's
really just ground.
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- I know. So...
- Mm-hmm.
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A sweet old man with a metal
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detector thought he
found treasure recently.
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- But it was just the bar.
- The bar. Oh.
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- Yeah.
- All right. I feel like...
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Saying happy birthday to me?
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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Happy birthday to me.
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Yeah, you can just put 'em
right over there. Thank you.
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Ah! Hi.
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I take it none of these
gifts are from your dad.
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Oh, that's nothing new.
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The most thoughtful gift he ever
got me was on my 18th birthday.
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Um, it was a handful of loose
change he found in a cup holder.
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- Well, did he wrap it?
- Yeah.
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You seem pretty chill about
your birthday, so I guess
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you're not interested
in a gift from me...
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Ah, ah! You didn't have
to. You didn't have to.
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- I had to. Go ahead.
- Oh.
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Oh, my...
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It's the nickname I gave
you when we played korfball.
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Jiggly Boobs.
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Starting to think
that's probably not
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the most appropriate
workplace gift, but...
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No, it's not. But this must
have taken you so long.
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- Yeah, only six weeks.
- That's crazy.
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I know. It's not a big
deal. I'm a big gift guy.
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I mean, you should see
what I got Captain Torres
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and Major Daniels
for their wedding.
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For their wedding? Stop. I did
not even know they were dating.
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They kept it secret for a
while, but then they went public
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after he transferred
to Wiesbaden, so...
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All the couples I
know in the army
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start off secretly
dating. Yeah.
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- Okay. Well, I'm gonna go.
- See you later, Jiggly Boobs.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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This is stupid.
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Mm.
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Tell me, is this an
American-sized portion,
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or are you just upset
about your daughter?
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I don't know. I've never
felt guilty about her before.
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I don't know what's
different about it this time.
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I guess I love my
daughter. Um...
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I didn't mean that to
sound as bad as it sounded.
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I enjoy watching you
discover basic human emotion.
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It's like watching
a dog recite poetry.
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I just can't shake it, you know?
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Are you happy, Davidson? This is
why you sent me to Stroopsdorf?
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Well, I don't think you
can blame this on Gerald.
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- Did you say Gerald?
- No.
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It doesn't say his
first name up here.
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- You said Gerald.
- No, no, I said, uh...
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General-d. Generald.
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This, it's my accent. Duh.
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No, your accent is weird
in a different way.
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- No.
- He's a client.
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Oh, my God!
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He's a client at your brothel?
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This is like a
birthday gift from me.
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If he were, I would
never tell you.
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I give my clients the
same confidentiality
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as a physician with a patient!
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- Ah, that's a yes. Oh, honey.
- It is most certainly nothing.
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It's the yes-iest of yeses.
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It is the no-iest of I do not
know what you're talking about.
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All right, just give
me one little detail
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of his freaky-deaky sex life.
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My client's trust
means everything to me.
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And if I mean anything to you,
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you will just drop
this now. Okay?
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Hey, I figured out how
to get us a transfer
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- out of here.
- Transfer? But...
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Davidson's never
gonna approve that.
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Ho-ho. That's
where you're wrong.
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I just found out that he
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is a client at Katja's brothel.
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- How about that?
- Ah, yeah.
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He'd get a dishonorable
discharge for all those
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dishonorable discharges.
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- That?
- I just found it.
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See, this is why you have to
do the open-mic nights again.
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It may seem insane to consider
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blackmailing a direct
superior officer,
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but I've thought it
through, so hear me out.
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- I'm in. Totally in.
- Oh.
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With this much leverage,
we could request Dulmen.
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That's 40 minutes across the
German border, and then Maggie
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would be outside of my chain
and your chain of command,
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which would be good for
us. Uh, meaning me and you.
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Okay. All we need
is the proof now.
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We're not gonna get
any of that from Katja
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'cause she's like a steel
vault, which is why I decided
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to bring in the
best hacker I know.
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- What took you so long?
- I'm the hacker.
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So you were just standing
behind that door the whole time?
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Yeah, yeah. Like a
theatrical little...
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- Dramatic, huh?
- All right, let's do it.
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- High five. Listen, guys.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
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I'll get Davidson to attend
our 4th of July celebration,
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and just like our forefathers,
we are gonna liberate ourselves
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from tyranny, in this
case, his tyranny,
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by stealing the old
perv's GPS data.
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So let's go extort
a two-star general.
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Okay, let's not even
say that out loud.
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We don't need to do that.
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Let's go extort a
two-star general.
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- That's better. Good luck.
- That's better.
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- Good.
- Go get it.
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Blackmail! Okay, sorry.
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- What is wrong with you?
- I don't know. I'm excited.
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This is a no-phones
event. No exceptions.
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All right, have your
phones out and ready.
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Please put 'em in
the locked bag.
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D'you think that maybe I could
look at a few photos of my mom
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one last time?
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You'll get it back
when you leave.
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Oh, nice. Cool.
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General. Thank you
for coming, sir.
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It's a 4th of July party, and
you wanna discuss surrender?
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I've been waiting for you to
leave since the day you arrived.
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This is my kind of heaven.
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Oh, sorry, general. Uh,
we will need your cell.
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- It's a phone-free event.
- What if I have to hit the head?
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Am I supposed to do it in
complete silence? Like a monk?
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I am so sorry, general,
but it's mandatory
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because the USO has
booked us a musical guest,
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and he wants no phones
for video recording.
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I'll give you a hint. He
goes by, uh, The Boss.
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- Bruce?
- Shh!
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Mn-mn.
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Ah.
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General, how would you like
to inaugurate our photo booth?
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I would gladly commemorate
the day I got rid of you.
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There you go.
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Okay, general. There we go.
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GPS data is now unlocked.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, girl.
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Uh, what you doing?
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I refuse to serve
swill at this base
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like we're ridding a
party boat at Lake Havasu.
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So I'm pouring expensive
Belgian bottles
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into these American cans.
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Hey, so Shah and I were
just having a conversation,
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and, uh, there was a vibe.
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We were talking about
these officers who were
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secretly dating, and, you know,
we were talking about them,
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but we were really
talking about us.
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I'm not surprised.
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Ever since he got here, he's
been snorting your pheromones
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like some finance bro
in a bathroom stall.
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The question is, um,
are you interested?
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I am.
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- I am.
- Mm-hmm.
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But it's complicated, so...
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- Can I simplify for you?
- Yeah. Yes.
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So he is your boss.
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- He's going through a divorce.
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He has a complicated
relationship with your dad.
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You have a complicated
relationship with your dad.
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And if this doesn't work out,
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it's gonna flip your
world upside down,
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and I'm a part of
your world, Maggie.
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Please think of me.
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- Oh, that stinks.
- It's just the situation.
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No, I accidentally drank one
of the real domestic beers.
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- How we doing?
- Uh...
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We getting some crazy, perverse
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stuff off Davidson's phone?
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The dude's phone is
completely clean.
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- What're you talking about?
- Only thing I can find
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is his Wordle score,
and he's a beast, man.
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He wins so many in two.
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There's no GPS data
or, you know...
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No, there's not, because every
time he gets near that brothel,
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he turns his phone off,
so he's like a ghost.
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He's like a really horny ghost
who, I can't stress this enough,
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happens to be a complete,
absolute MJ at Wordle.
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At least I don't have to
do that with the colonel.
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Abe. Abe!
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- Hi!
- Hey, Celeste!
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- Hey!
- What are you doing here?
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I was at a PAO's training
seminar in Ansbach,
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and I figured I'd stop by.
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- It's only three hours.
- Right.
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And we're still
technically married.
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Um, I just really
wanted to see your face.
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Thoughts? Considering I'm being
super vulnerable right now.
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This is, uh... It's
a lot to process.
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But, um, well, it's
good to see you.
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There's just nothing on the
phone that will help us.
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There's gotta be something
we can do. Hey, soldier.
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Get your head in
the game. All right?
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I am the greatest military
mind of my generation.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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I don't walk away
from anything, okay?
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Except explosions.
In slow motion.
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How's, um, Terrence?
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He's probably great.
Uh, we broke up.
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Which is part of
the reason I'm here.
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I'm looking for a new
start and up for transfer,
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so I was thinking
maybe Stroopsdorf?
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- So this Stroopsdorf?
- No, Stroopsdorf, New Jersey.
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- Yes, this Stroopsdorf.
- We have a very special guest.
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Give it up for
Bruce Springsteen's
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cover band.
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What?
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Thank you so much. But
I need to correct this.
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Jan and the Springstreets
are not a cover band.
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We can perform free
from the shackles
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of litigious American
corporations.
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Our first song is called
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Conceived In The
Continental United States.
244
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,657
I gave away my phone for this?
245
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,659
I'd love to be
closer to Gabriel,
246
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:17,767
but what would that mean for us?
247
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,488
I think it could
mean a lot of things.
248
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:20,880
I just don't think this music is
249
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,229
the best soundtrack
to discuss it.
250
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,798
I've just been thinking
about you and us a lot.
251
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,582
Okay, we should talk
more, but I gotta run.
252
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,084
Here's what we're gonna
do. You're the tech whiz.
253
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,217
You're gonna make me a bug
with a camera and a microphone,
254
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,175
the whole nine yards, and you're
gonna make it fast, soldier.
255
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,786
Otherwise I'm gonna send
you back to whatever crappy
256
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,942
mid-sized American
city crapped you out.
257
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,902
- Cedar Rapids.
- So you know the stakes, right?
258
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,034
- Sir. We got a problem.
- Yes?
259
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,911
Mm! Your girlfriend
made a surprise visit.
260
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,453
If Davidson sees her, he's
gonna know something's up.
261
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,478
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
262
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,177
- Go.
- Hey, honey!
263
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,005
- Hi! Hi!
- Surprise!
264
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,834
How are you? Heh-heh.
What are you doing here?
265
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,705
Well, I just wanted
to experience
266
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,925
my first 4th of
July celebration.
267
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,710
- Yes.
- Boo!
268
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:11,496
- Please don't do that.
- That's an order!
269
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:15,283
- Boo!
- That's horrible of you!
270
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:18,547
So you sit here, yeah. So let
me get you a-a flag and a beer.
271
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:19,853
- Oh, American?
- Yes.
272
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:22,071
- Uh, just a flag.
- Okay, honey.
273
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,644
Oh. Hi.
274
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,864
- Oh, hi.
- Are you okay?
275
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,605
Oh, just crying in
the stall over a boy,
276
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,172
like the world's worst cliche.
277
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,870
Uh, you wanna talk about
it, bathroom stranger?
278
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,961
Uh, I just waited too long.
279
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:44,138
I waited, I waited for
everything to be right.
280
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,618
Has that ever happened to
you, just wait too long?
281
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:50,100
I might be doing that
right now, actually.
282
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,580
- Really?
- Yeah.
283
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,320
- Don't do it!
- Yeah.
284
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,931
Learn from my mistakes.
285
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,761
- And I'm gonna go find him.
- Yeah! You go!
286
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,893
- You go right now!
- Okay, thank you!
287
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,983
- You got this!
- Yes! Get your man, girl.
288
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,595
- You seem great.
- Yeah. I am...
289
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,206
I am cute and I am fun.
290
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,991
Wow, this is
enlightening, toilet lady!
291
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,211
- Please don't call me that.
- Ooh. Yeah, sorry.
292
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,172
General.
293
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,044
So, you ready to talk surrender?
294
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,350
- Yes, I am. Your surrender.
- Good. Ah.
295
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:26,353
Yes. See over there?
296
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,747
That's my girlfriend Katja.
297
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,880
As in, caught-ja. Get it?
298
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,927
- If you'll excuse me.
- Ah.
299
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,451
- She owns a brothel in town.
- Ahem.
300
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,583
I would never jeopardize my
career by stepping inside.
301
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,151
- Would you?
- No.
302
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,544
No, I'm not...
303
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,636
one to, um...
304
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,947
hide things. Nice try.
305
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:56,950
Hm.
306
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,956
- Abe.
- Yeah, uh, hey!
307
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,001
- Hi, um...
- Are you good? You...
308
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,264
Have you been
running or something?
309
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,528
Oh, I just, uh... Meat
sweats. That's it.
310
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,096
- Okay. Uh...
- Yeah.
311
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,836
Can I talk to you
about something?
312
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:15,858
- Maybe in private.
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
313
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,076
Why don't we go to
the photo booth?
314
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,885
- Right over here.
- Okay.
315
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,060
Right.
316
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,542
Uh, something's wrong.
317
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,457
- Okay. You can tell?
- Yeah.
318
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:30,634
Yeah, you know, you really
need oversized sunglasses.
319
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,463
- Yeah.
- I do need these.
320
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,030
Oh, there you go.
321
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,076
- Now all is right in the world.
- Yeah!
322
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,860
Ah, you know what? There's
something in your hair.
323
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,056
It's the lack of
a tiny little hat.
324
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,733
Yes, it was the lack
of a tiny little hat.
325
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,823
- Yeah, cowboy.
- Get in the frame.
326
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,782
Ah, I am in it now.
327
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,047
- Mm...
- Um, Abe.
328
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,876
I wanted to say
something, which...
329
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,357
- I will actually take these off.
- Why?
330
00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:59,577
It's not that serious. It's,
it's cool and casual and fun.
331
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,666
I think there's a lot of stuff
332
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,713
that goes unsaid
between you and me.
333
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,150
- And I...
- Maggie.
334
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,718
Before you go...
335
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,807
Celeste wants to come
here to Stroopsdorf.
336
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,548
What?
337
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,244
Yeah, okay, she thought that
maybe we could try being
338
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,160
a family one more
time, and for so long
339
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,727
that's what I thought
I wanted, but...
340
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,684
No, no buts, no buts about it.
341
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,644
That is what you should do.
342
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,170
You don't think
that's, like, crazy?
343
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,042
I think it would be crazy if
you didn't bring her here.
344
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,391
Okay, everybody, thank...
345
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,481
Uh, I, um...
346
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,700
I wanna go check on something.
347
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,615
- Mm-hmm.
- Sorry. One sec.
348
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:44,361
Whoo! Let's take a look at that.
349
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:48,277
It looks like you did a fart,
and that fart destroyed her.
350
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,714
- Can I keep it?
- No.
351
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,763
Gerry, it's so
lovely to see you.
352
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,045
No, no, no, don't
play innocent with me.
353
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,636
You assured me that my visits
354
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,203
to the brothel
were confidential.
355
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,989
I would never violate
your trust, Gerry.
356
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,861
She's telling the truth.
357
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,124
She's not blackmailing
you. I am.
358
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,694
This is the one you
were supposed to find.
359
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,436
And this, this is the real bug.
360
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,655
I knew you'd confront Katja
and let your guard down.
361
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,788
All I had to do was
hide my microphone
362
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,833
behind the red, white and blue.
363
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,879
So it seems like the chickens
have come home to roost, yeah?
364
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,882
And I got you by the eggs.
365
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,146
Unless you wanna
grant me a transfer.
366
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,807
You used me as a
pawn in your game?
367
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,941
A pawn can bring down a king.
And he's not gonna say anything.
368
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,768
It's mutually-assured
destruction.
369
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,075
The only thing that's been
destroyed is my trust in you.
370
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:49,035
I told you not to cross
the line, but you did.
371
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:50,534
I see now I gave
you too much credit.
372
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,691
- You are incapable of change.
- That's unfair.
373
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,887
I hope you get your transfer,
and I hope you get as far away
374
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,608
from your daughter as possible,
375
00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,089
so you don't break her
heart like you have mine.
376
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,920
This is goodbye, Colonel Quinn.
377
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,704
Okay, that's a little...
378
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,664
This is a perfectly good bug.
379
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,579
Hey, Papadakis, cut out all
that stuff with me and Katja
380
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,100
and just keep all
the really cool stuff
381
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,267
I said to the general, okay?
382
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,159
You win.
383
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,658
You have your transfer,
anywhere you want.
384
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,508
I'll make it happen.
385
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,032
General, wait.
386
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,079
You want scotch?
387
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,169
Mm, sure.
388
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,608
Been a while since
we've done this.
389
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,218
Let me ask you something.
390
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,744
Why'd you send me here?
391
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,616
I wanted you to retire.
392
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:52,881
I mean, back when we were,
well, not friends, but not this,
393
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,449
you told me over
a glass of scotch
394
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:59,496
that every time you got close
to someone, you ran away.
395
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,629
So, what, you thought
I was gonna just...
396
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,850
leave the service, run
away from my daughter?
397
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:09,115
I-isn't that what
you're doing now?
398
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,422
Anyway, just, uh, let me
know where you wanna go,
399
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,033
and I'll send you there.
400
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,081
Oh, and, um, for the record,
401
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,213
I don't actually pay
the women for sex.
402
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:25,609
Just for sitting on... cake,
403
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:30,527
on balloons, glass tables.
It's not even really sexual.
404
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,226
- Well, not at first.
- You don't have to explain it.
405
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,359
Uh, well, you know, no. I
don't have anyone to tell.
406
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:40,319
And it really feels
good to, uh, to share.
407
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,105
It started back at
my tenth birthday.
408
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,238
My mom's friend Dolores came,
409
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:50,286
and, oh, my God, she had
a body for sitting on.
410
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,812
S-s-sumptuous.
411
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:04,779
Okay, everybody, it's time to
move outside for the fireworks!
412
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,043
And whoever is the owner
of the black Mercedes-AMG
413
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,829
parked outside, I'll
be by the beech tree.
414
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,619
Okay, everybody, Jan and the
Springstreets will continue
415
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,709
after the fireworks.
Go out, see the lights.
416
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,760
Hey.
417
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,110
Not now, colonel. Ahem.
418
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,501
The fireworks are
about to start.
419
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:33,914
Don't you wanna be
out there for 'em?
420
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,722
I'm good. Leave me alone.
421
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,600
- You all right?
- Dad.
422
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,212
What's wrong? Um...
423
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,169
- Anything I can help you with?
- No.
424
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,085
I don't get the dad who helps.
425
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,870
I get the dad who
makes everything worse.
426
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:56,918
Okay, well...
427
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,922
maybe I don't wanna
be that dad anymore.
428
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:10,801
You can stay if you don't
say anything or do anything.
429
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:16,459
We both know I can be that dad.
430
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:22,465
I do love fireworks.
431
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:26,034
Who do you think put the first
Roman candle in your hand?
432
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:32,258
Six was way too young
for that, by the way.
433
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,260
You have all your fingers.
434
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,394
I know that Katja
broke up with you.
435
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,789
How do you know that?
436
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,660
Mom texted me.
437
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,662
How does mom know?
438
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:50,798
Katja's on her way to the
Quinn family ex-wife vacation.
439
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,583
You gotta be kidding me. Great.
So now there's four of them.
440
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,672
It's like I'm starting
a basketball team
441
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:59,676
of brilliant women who hate
my guts. The team's complete.
442
00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:02,984
Abe's ex told me she wants
to transfer to Stroopsdorf.
443
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,593
And she hates my guts already.
444
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,029
But she's just gonna
445
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,163
make my life living hell.
446
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,385
There's some things
you could do about it.
447
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,779
You could deny her
on-base housing,
448
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,521
make her a roping instructor,
force them into long-distance,
449
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,174
put her in charge of
cheese coagulation,
450
00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,438
make her smell like rancid milk.
451
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:27,834
That's... too much.
452
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,813
Yeah, it is 'cause she
doesn't need to be in charge.
453
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,491
She'd smell like rancid
milk a lot longer
454
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,972
if she had to start at the
bottom and work her way up,
455
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,037
'cause then we-we got her
in there, like, for at least
456
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,760
a year, maybe a year
and a half, right?
457
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,283
Right.
458
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,894
They'd be calling
her Stinky by then.
459
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:51,859
Yeah, well, I never thought
I would say this, but...
460
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,822
I am really glad that
you're here, dad.
461
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,441
I'm not going anywhere.
462
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:22,716
♪ I'm a Bruce Springsteen
sweaty hero man ♪
463
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,981
♪ But America just
doesn't understand ♪
464
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:29,026
♪ That I sing about
your working class ♪
465
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:31,986
♪ In a gravelly rasp
but in reality ♪
466
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:35,119
♪ I'm a billionaire under
the globalist command ♪
467
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:38,775
♪ Conceived in the
continental United States ♪
468
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:43,650
♪ I was conceived in the
continental United States ♪
469
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,783
♪ Conceived in the
continental United States ♪
470
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:51,265
♪ I was conceived in the
continental United States ♪
471
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,354
♪ Yeah
472
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:54,530
It's going so well!
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