Original subtitles

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[WATER RUSHING]

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S TIME TO RIDE THE SLIDE

AND TASTE THE WIND.

HUMPHREY, YOU ARE TOTALLY GENIUS.

COME ON. LET'S DO IT.

AIR WOLF!

[ALL CHEERING]

GUYS. GUYS.

[CREAKING]

WE'RE NOT MOV--ING!

[ALL SCREAMING]

THIS CARIBOU IS MINE.

[GRUNTING] AAH!

KATE, I'M NOT A CARIBOU. I'M YOUR SISTER!

GOTCHA. [LAUGHS]

OMEGAS DON'T PLAY LIKE THIS.

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE GREATEST ALPHA EVER.

UHH![GIGGLING] WELL, I JUST DID.

[ALL CHEERING]

OH, WE'RE GONNA DIE!Humphrey: OH, KEEP IT STEADY!

KEEP IT STEADY!

OH. OH. OH.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

OH!

WHOA!

WHOA! THAT WAS GREAT!

WE ARE FLYING TODAY, GUYS.

AAH! OOF!

WHOO-HOO!

UNH! HUMPHREY?

KATE?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE?

I'M PRACTICE-HUNTING FOR OUR LUNCH.

OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MINE.

[GAGS] YOU ARE? EW.

I'LL TRY TO SWALLOW IT. [SWALLOWS]

OOF!OOF!

[LAUGHS] KATE!

IT'S TIME TO GO.

OH, I'M COMING, DAD.

WHERE YOU GOIN'?

ALPHA SCHOOL. IT GOES TILL SPRING.

SPRING?

BUT THAT'S A WHOLE WINTER AWAY.

[GASPS]

I KNOW YOU'RE KATE'S FRIEND, HUMPHREY.

BUT BY NEXT SPRING, SHE WILL BE A TRAINED ALPHA,

THE FUTURE LEADER OF THE PACK.

HEH HEH HEH.

NO DOUBT YOU'LL BE A CLEVER OMEGA.

LEARN TO KEEP THE PEACE.[HUMMING]

AND HUMPHREY...

REMIND US ALL TO HAVE FUN.

BUT--BUT--

ALPHAS AND OMEGAS CAN'T M--

UH, UM, HOW DO YOU SAY IT?

UM...

AHEM. THAT'S OUR CUSTOM--

THE LAW OF THE PACK.

Wolves: WOLF PILE!

[LAUGHTER]

SILLY OMEGAS.

OOH. OOH.

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[CLICK]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]

HEY. WHOA. WHOA!

TAKE A LEFT! 30 DEGREES!

OOH! WHOA!WHOA!

SALTY, GIVE HER SOME SAIL DRAFT!

I THINK I TASTE THE WIND.

NAH, JUST A BUG.[BUZZING]

PTOO!

HEY, MOOCH, GET READY!

LOWER THE BOOM!

WHOA! OOH!

YEAH!ALL RIGHT!

HANG TEN, BOYS!

GUYS, WE REALLY NEED TO WORK ON THE--BRAKES!

Wolves: BRAKES?

All: OH! WHOA!

UHH!

OHH.

Mooch: WOLF PILE!

[GROANING]

HUH?GET YOUR BUTT

OUT OF MY FACE.

WHAT DID WE HIT?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Humphrey: SPRING.

OH.

LOOK WHO'S BACK FROM ALPHA SCHOOL.

FORGET ABOUT IT, HUMPHREY.

KATE'S AN ALPHA NOW.

AND YOU'RE AN OMEGA.

WE'RE FRIENDS. OK?

EXACTLY-- JUST FRIENDS.

END OF STORY.

YOU BETTER SET YOUR SIGHTS OVER THERE--

REBA AND JANICE,

THE VEGGIE-TARIANS.

[CHUCKLES] OK.

[GRUNTING]

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING CARIBOU TONIGHT, BOYS.

HEY. HEY.

Humphrey: EASTERN PACK WOLVES.

[WHISPERING] Psst! Can-do. Hutch.

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

[BARKING AND YELPING]

[GRUNTING]

GREAT. THERE GOES DINNER.

AND THERE GOES KATE.

[PANTING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

[BARKING AND WHIMPERING]

[RUMBLING]

HOLY-- CARIBOU!

SCATTER TO THE SIDES!

[PANTING AND GRUNTING]

LOOK AT THOSE MOVES.

[GRUNTING] SETTLE THE SCORE, LEADER.

[WHIMPERING]

[PANTING]

UNH!

Wolves: WHOA!

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I'M FINE.HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU STUPID EASTERN DOG.

THAT WAS OUR HUNT.

YOU CAN'T JUST SNAKE IT OUT FROM UNDER US.

CAN-DO, BACK OFF.

YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THE GIRL. [GROWLS]

[GROWLING AND GRUNTING]

Kate: HEY, BREAK IT UP.

CAN-DO, HUTCH, BREAK IT UP.

ALL RIGHT, OMEGAS, DUTY CALLS.

Kate: STOP IT. CAN-DO, HUTCH,

STOP! HEY!CANDY!

[LAUGHTER]

KATE. HUMPHREY?

I'M STILL GONNA TEAR THIS SNAGGLETOOTH FOOL APART.

GUYS, LOWER THE BOOM.

HUMPHREY, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FUN.

[WOLVES GROWLING AND BARKING]

HEE...OH...

OOF! [WHIMPERING]

[YELPING AND WHIMPERING]

[GRUNTING]

GUYS, GUYS, COME ON.

DON'T GET YOUR FUR IN A BUNCH.

YOU WOLVES ARE MAKING US LOOK BAD.

COME ON, THE CARIBOU ARE LAUGHING AT US.

[LAUGHTER AND FLATULENCE]

OH. NOW, THAT'S A MOON I DON'T WANT TO HOWL TO.

[WOLVES LAUGHING]

WESTERN HUNT GROUP...

GET BACK TO THE DEN.

[GROWLING]THE TWO OF YOU--

GO HOME.

NOW!

OMEGAS, GOOD JOB.

GREAT. MY FIRST HUNT, AND I BLEW IT.

KATE. KATE, KATE, KATE, KATE.

DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. THAT'S CRAZY.

YOU WERE AMAZING.

I MEAN, IF ANYONE'S HUNGRY, THEY CAN EAT, UM,

UM, THEY CAN ALWAYS EAT...

UH...WHAT?

UH...

[SQUIRRELS SCREAM]

HERE. OH.

THEY CAN EAT BERRIES. HEH.

BERRIES--OH.

ARE REALLY, UM...

NUTRITIOUS.

YEAH. TELL THAT TO A HUNGRY PACK.

[GRUNTS]

[SPUTTERS]

[PANTING AND GRUNTING]

[GASPING AND GRUNTING]

HUH?

[CHITTERING]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

OHH.

[SIGHS] THE EASTERN WOLVES RUINED KATE'S HUNT.

[GROWLS] LUCKILY,

THE OMEGAS WERE THERE TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT.

OHH.

[GASPS]

[GIGGLING]

[SNORTING]LILLY...

WHAT?[CHUCKLES]

VERY FUNNY. STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TAIL.

KATE, YOU'RE SLOUCHING.

THANK YOU, HONEY. DO YOU SEE HOW STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?

[BUZZING] UGH.

[GAGGING][CHUCKLING] MY.

ANY FOOD...[SQUISHING]

IS A BLESSING, DEAR.

WINSTON? COME JOIN US FOR DINNER?

NOW! [GRUNTS]

THANK YOU, HONEY.[BUZZING]

SCRAPS AND BONES IS NO KIND OF DINNER--

NOT FOR MY PACK.[SIGHS]

I'M SORRY, DAD.

IT'S JUST THOSE EASTERN WOLVES.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, KATE.

WHEN THEY CROSSED INTO OUR TERRITORY,

THEY BROKE PACK LAW.

Hutch: WINSTON.

CAN-DO WAS JUMPED BY A GROUP OF EASTERN WOLVES.

AH, IT AIN'T NOTHIN'.

UHH!

QUICKLY--

BRING HIM INTO THE DEN.

WINSTON, HONEY,

WHOEVER DID THIS, LET'S RIP HIS TAIL OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT.

SIR...

ARE WE JUST GONNA LET THEM KEEP RAIDING OUR HUNTS AND--

PUT OUR ALPHAS ON ALERT.

ALREADY DONE, SIR.

GOOD JOB.

Humphrey: GUYS, HONESTLY, CARIBOU IS OVERRATED.

[SIGHS]INSTEAD--

NOW, KEEP AN OPEN MIND--

I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND HERE.

WE BRING YOU BERRIES.

[CHUCKLING]

[GROWLING]

UH, OH. HEH HEH.

HOW ABOUT SQUIRRELS?[CHITTERING]

[SLURPING]

Squirrels: AAH! OH.

BAD JOKE.AAH!

FLYING SQUIRRELS-- HEH HEH.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[HOWLING]

[DISTANT HOWLING]

[BIRDS CAWING]

WINSTON!

TONY! YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD.

OH! [LAUGHING]

MY BACK FEELS LIKE WOOD.

I GOT THIS DISC THAT KEEPS CRACKING.

[CRACKING]UHH. DRIVES ME CRAZY.

YEAH, TONY,

YOU ARE ONE CRAZY WOLF.

YEAH? YEAH.

LIKE THAT LITTLE GAME OF TAG DURING OUR HUNT--

LET'S LEAVE THE PLAYING TO THE OMEGAS.

Tony: YOU KNOW THERE'S NO CARIBOU LEFT IN THE EAST.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM.

UNITE THE PACKS, WINSTON.

IT WAS YOU WHO GAVE THE BIG SPEECH

THAT YOUR DAUGHTER KATE AND MY SON GARTH

WOULD MARRY AND UNITE THE PACKS.

HUH?

GARTH KNOWS HIS RESPONSIBILITY.

DOES KATE?

[GRUNTS]

DON'T WORRY. SHE KNOWS.

GOOD.

THEN SHE CAN MEET GARTH TONIGHT

AT THE MOONLIGHT HOWL.

I WON'T LET MY PACK STARVE, WINSTON.

IF WE HAVE TO,

WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE VALLEY.

[EXHALES]

THAT WOULD BE A BIG MISTAKE.

HEY. UH, UH--

IT'S OK, DAD.

I UNDERSTAND. IT'S...

IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.

[WHOOSHING] WHOA!

AHH!

OOH! WHOO! WHOA.

[LAUGHTER AND GRUNTING]

GUYS, GOTTA GET READY FOR THE MOONLIGHT HOWL.

[LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING]

GUYS--GIRLS.

HUH? UHH!

GIRLS?[YELPING]

[LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING CONTINUE]

[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOO!

OOH.

YOU ARE...COOL.

OOH, HOO HOO.YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

SO, LET ME GO AHEAD--UH,

PREPARE THE GIRLS FOR YOUR ARRIVAL.

AND, UH, YOU GUYS MEET ME THERE.

GAME ON.

OOH, GIRLS.YEAH! OW, OW, OW!

[GASPS]

OH, KATE,

YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

NOW, IF GARTH GETS OUT OF LINE,

TAKE THOSE BEAUTIFUL TEETH OF YOURS,

GO FOR THE THROAT, AND DON'T LET GO

UNTIL THE BODY STOPS SHAKING.

AHEM.

IF MY LITTLE GIRL DOESN'T WANT TO DO THIS,

IF SHE'S NOT READY...

DON'T WORRY DAD. I'M READY.

[CHUCKLES]

COME ON, LILLY.

OK. OK.

[HOWLS]

[HOWLS]

[HOWLS]

♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

Both: ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

♪ OOH, OOH

♪ OOH, OOH

Both: ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH

Both: ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH

♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

[GIGGLING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[PANTING]

YOUR FUR-- IT LOOKS FANTASTIC TONIGHT.

OH, MY GOSH. I HAD... [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

OMEGA ALERT.

WHOA! WHOA!

OOH!WHOA!

I WILL HANDLE THIS.

I TOTALLY RELAXES THE KNOTS.

HEY. [SLURPS]

HEY.

THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT.

OH.OH.

[BOTH GIGGLE]

WOW. THIS IS A NEW FEELING.

I SAW THE WHOLE THING, GUYS.

AND, UM, I CANNOT BELIEVE THE DIDN'T JUST FELL ALL OVER YOU.

WHEN YOU YELLED, "HEY," OHH.

I THOUGHT YOU CINCHED IT RIGHT THERE.

SO, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?

OH, PLEASE.

THE NEXT GIRL THAT COMES UP THE HILL,

SHE'S MINE.

WHOA.

I'VE NEVER SEEN HER LOOK THAT GOOD.

WOW.

Salty: KATE IS HOT.

[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[EXHALES]

[RECORD SCRATCHES] AAH!

WHOA.

AHEM. HEH HEH.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

HEY.WHOA.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

HUMPHREY, YOU KNOW THE RULES.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HOWL WITH HER. SHE'S AN ALPHA.

[SIGHS]WE CAN EAT TOGETHER.

BUT WE CAN'T, YOU KNOW,

HOWL TOGETHER.

GUYS, I KNOW. I--

I WAS JUST...

KIDDING.

CHEER UP, BUDDY.

YOU STILL GOT US.

FRIENDS...FOR LIFE!

[LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING]

OH!

WHOA. UGLY.

[SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]

SO, DO YOU SEE GARTH?

[GASPS] GREAT.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

BUT I'M SURE--

[BOTH GASP]

[WIND WHISTLING]

WE'LL KNOW HIM WHEN WE SEE HIM.

HEY, HEY, KATE.

[GASPS] WHAT?

UH, GARTH. HEH HEH.

WOW.

LILLY, STAND UP.

[CHUCKLING] GARTH, HELLO.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HUMPHREY?OH, MY BUTT!

MY BUTT. WOW.

IT REALLY HURTS.[COUGHING]

YOU SHOULD REALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT COUGH.

BE CAREFUL, KATE. THERE'S SOMETHING GOING AROUND.

TAILS AND EARS ARE FALLING OFF, LITERALLY.

NAME'S HUMPHREY.[CONTINUES COUGHING]

GARTH.

WOW. YOU ARE A--

YOU ARE A BIG ONE. AREN'T YOU?

WOW. YOU'RE, UH, PRACTICALLY A MOOSE. HEH.

WHERE YOU HIDING THEM ANTLERS?

WHO'S THE COYOTE?[GASPS]

WHO'S THE COYOTE? OH, I GET IT.

THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M, LIKE--

NO ONE IMPORTANT.

LILLY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE LITTLE COYOTE HUMPHREY

AND RUN ALONG?

AHEM.

OH.

COME ON, HUMPHREY. UHH.

LET'S GO EAT SOME OF THOSE BITTER BERRIES.

[WOLVES VOCALIZING]

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF. [CHUCKLING]

WHAT DOES GARTH LIKE TO DO?

OH. WELL, UH,

I'M REALLY INTO FITNESS, YOU KNOW. HEH HEH--

RABBIT SPRINTS... [GRUNTS]

TREE SQUATS. [GRUNTS]

[WOLVES GASPING]

[GASPS AND SIGHS]

BUT YOU KNOW US ALPHAS GOTTA KEEP FIT

TO LEAD THE PACK.

BUT, UH, WHAT REALLY GETS ME GOING IS...

[GASPS]

OOH...

[SCREECHING]

AAH! OOH...

[WOLVES STOP VOCALIZING][GARTH SCREECHING]

Both: UGH!

[CHIRPING WEAKLY]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[GRUNTS]

WAS IT, UH, GOOD FOR YOU?

UNBELIEVABLE.

[CHUCKLES]

UM, YOU KNOW, UH,

JUST--JUST-- HOLD ON A SEC,

'CAUSE I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK. HEH.

I, UH, I NEED SOME WATER. SOME WATER. OK?

SO, I'LL--JUST HOLD ON. HEH.

OH. UHH!

[CHUCKLING] OW.

[WHIMPERS]

N-NO WORRIES.

UH, I'LL JUST, UH,

KEEP MY VOCAL CHORDS WARM.

[CHUCKLING] YEAH.

"OH, HE'S NO ONE IMPORTANT.

JUST TAKE LITTLE COYOTE HUMPHREY AND RUN ALONG."

[SCOFFS] COYOTE.

[PANTING]

AAH! AAH!

AAH! UHH!

HEH HEH HEH.

WHERE'S BARF?IT'S GARTH.

AND WE'RE JUST TAKING A LITTLE BREAK.

A BREAK?

WHAT? IS THAT SO STRANGE?

NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.

ARE YOU KIDDING? I ALWAYS LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK

10 MINUTES INTO A HOWL.

[SCOFFS] WELL, I DO.

YOUR, UH, HOWLING PARTNER--

HE'S NOT A, UH, HE'S NOT A STUD--

NOT A STUD BUT, LIKE,

IT'S LIKE "STUD" BUT, UM,

A DUD. A DUD. THAT'S IT. ISN'T HE?

HA! PSHAW.

NO. [SCOFFS]

HE IS NOT A DUD.

IN FACT, HUMPHREY,

YOU'D BE SURPRISED TO FIND THAT HE IS, UH...

[STAMMERS]

STRONG!

YES. YES!

STRONG!

AND HE'S--HE'S, UH--

PROUD!

YES! YES. PROUD.

AND HE'S--WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR?

UH...

AN ALPHA'S ALPHA.

THAT IS RIGHT.

HE IS AN ALPHA'S ALPHA.

[BELL DINGS]

OOH, UHH! YOU MAKE ME SO MAD!

[CLINK]

UHH!

WHOA. HEY. I WAS JUST KIDDING.

HUH.

YOU'RE KINDA CUTE.

REALLY? YOU THINK...

[HUMMING] SO, WOW. OK.

[GIGGLING] CUTE. YEAH.

THAT'S--LOOK--

THANK YOU, FIRST OF ALL. BUT DO YOU MEAN "CUTE"

IN, LIKE, A RUGGED,

KIND OF HANDSOMELY "CUTE"--

OW! AGAIN WITH THE BUTT.

THESE MOSQUITOES ARE OUT OF CONTROL. [ECHOING]

OH! [CHUCKLING]

I'LL MEET YOU ON MARS--

OOH! RIGHT AFTER I EAT THE MILKY WAY.

[DISTORTED] OOH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

[GIGGLING]

SAVE SOME...

FOR ME-E-E...

[HICCUPS] E-E-E.

BAG 'EM UP, BOYS.

WE'RE GOING TO IDAHO.

OH, YOU GOT IT, CHIEF.

OK. THERE WE GO. WATCH OUT THERE.

[BIRDS CHIRPING WEAKLY][GARTH SCREECHING]

[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

KATE?

[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

[HONK]

[CONTINUES SCREECHING]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[BUZZING]

[CLANKING]Kate: OW!

WHERE AM I?

OW!Humphrey: OHH.

HUMPHREY?OHH.

IS--IS THAT YOU?

KATE! WHERE ARE WE?

I DON'T KNOW.

OH. MAYBE WE'RE DEAD.

AAH!OW!

NOPE. DEFINITELY NOT DEAD.OHH! OW.

WELL, AT LEAST THEY LEFT US SOME WATER.

UHH! YOU GOT WATER?[SPUTTERS]

NOPE. DEFINITELY NOT WATER.

[GRUNTING]KATE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?[PANTING]

TRYING TO GET OUT. UHH!

AAH! WHOA. CALM DOWN.

LISTEN, MAYBE THEY'RE TAKING US TO WHERE THERE'S MORE FOOD.

OR MAYBE WE ARE THE FOOD.

OH, KATE, YOU'RE RIGHT.

FIGHT. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.

[GRUNTING]

YEAH.[GRUNTING]

ALL RIGHT. SET 'EM FREE.

[BOTH PANTING]

WHOO-HOO! LOOK AT 'EM GO.

[GASPS]

WOW.

THIS ISN'T JASPER.

[HUMPHREY PANTING]

YEAH, BUT IT SURE DOES...

ROCK!

QUICK, GET DOWN! OH!

AAH! OH!

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

WHAT A SMASHINGLY BRILLIANT STORY THIS IS.

THE GOLFING GOOSE FROM THE LOW REGIONS

OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE IS LEADING THE PACK.

HE'S USIN' THE WRONG CLUB.

[GASPS]

UM... [GASPS]

COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR, NEEDLES,

AND, UM, SHUT THE HOLE THAT MAKES THE WORDS?

[INHALES SHARPLY]

LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE PLAYING SOME SORT OF WEIRD GAME.

MAYBE THEY CAN TELL US HOW TO GET HOME.

YEAH. AND IF THEY CAN'T, WE CAN EAT THEM.

YEAH. FOLLOW MY LEAD.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

OH! OH. AAH.

AAH! OH!

YEAH, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

[GROANING]

NOW YOU WILL SEE THIS SHOT IS MINE.

OOH! SPLENDID!

WONDERFUL HIT, SIR.

[GASPS]

OH!

OH! [EXHALES]

[SQUAWKS]

Girl: JUST A MINUTE!

[GIGGLING]

OH! AAH!

OH. OH. AAH!

IT'S UGLY BUT A GOOD RUNNER.

UNH...

AAH! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT?!

I--I GUESS THE BIRDIE RUINED YOUR BIRDIE.

[CHUCKLES]YOU MARK IT "BIRDIE,"

BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE GONE IN.

TECHNICALLY, SIR, IT MIGHT HAVE GONE IN.

THAT SILLY BIRD STOPPED MY SHOT FROM GOING IN.

SO, I WILL NOT TAKE AN EXTRA STROKE.

MARK IT BIRDIE!

UH, WELL, IT--IT WAS AN OBSTACLE.

[PANTING]

AND EVERYONE HAS TO PLAY WITH THE OBSTACLES.

YOU KNOW, WE WOULDN'T WANT TO LIE.

THIS IS NOT A LIE. THIS IS NOT A LIE IF YOU ARE FRENCH.

UH, WELL, FRENCH-CANADIAN.

THERE'S A SLASH-- UH, A HYPHEN-- IN BETWEEN THERE.

I SAY FRENCH.CANADIAN.

FRENCH. CANADIAN.

FRENCH!CANADIAN, SIR.

MAY I JUST SAY, THOUGH, THAT YOU ARE A WONDERFUL GOLFER.

HUH HUH.

MERCI. UH, AND YOU

ARE A VERY GOOD CADDIE. HMM?

T-T-TAKE OFF!

PADDY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[ALL SCREAM]

[GASPS]

AH. HELLO. HEH HEH HEH.

YOU ARE 2 WOLVES.

I HAVE NOT SEEN MANY WOLVES IN THESE PARTS.

BUT I AM NOT AFRAID OF WOLVES. NO. [CHUCKLING]

I LIKE WOLVES.

HEH HEH HEH!

GOOD. 'CAUSE WE JUST WANT TO ASK YOU

A FEW QUESTIONS.OH, YES.

QUICK! LOOK BEHIND YOU!

OH! [PANTING]

GRAB HIM!

GRR!

OH!

SO, YOU WANT TO FACE THE FRENCH RESISTANCE?

THAT'S FRENCH-CANADIAN!

OH, MY BUTT! MY BUTT! MY BUTT!

[SIGHS] OMEGAS.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

THIS IS NOT A GAME ANYMORE!

UGH. DON'T YOU WASH YOUR FEET?

[BOTH CHATTERING AND GRUNTING]

WATCH THAT--AAH!

NICE ONE, SIR.

[GRUNTING] GOTCHA.

HA HA HA!

OH, NO. OW. OW. OW![CRACKLING]

[GROANS]OH, THAT'S GOT TO HURT.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW?

[GRUNTING]

AAH! [YELPS]

COLD WATER.

WHOA...WHOA...

YOU HAVE BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW THIS TIME, MY FRIEND.

HELP!

OH, MY GOODNESS. I-- LOOK OUT FOR THE--

OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

OH, HE'S A GONER FOR SURE.

[THUD] HMM?

HA HA HA.

OH...OH!

[CHIRPING] WAIT--WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

OH, HEY, FRANK.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

[SCREAMING]

OH. WHOA. WHOA. [CHUCKLES]

Both: AAH! UHH!

[SQUISHING]

OK. YOU HAVE A QUESTION?

Kate: YEAH.

WHERE ARE WE?

IDAHO?

IDA-WHO?

OUI, IDAHO,

LAND OF MOUNTAINS, RIVERS, LAKES,

AND A FEW BILLION POTATOES, HUH? [CHUCKLES]

SAWTOOTH NATIONAL WILDERNESS.

WHAT ARE WE DOING IN IDAHO?

UH, YOU WERE, UH, RELOCATED TO, UM--

[CHUCKLES] REPOPULATE.

AAH!

THEY WANT YOU BIG WOLVES TO MAKE A LOT OF LITTLE WOLVES.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

OH. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. PARK SHOULDN'T BE WITHOUT SOME WOLVES.

I MEAN, ONLY FOR THE GOOD OF THE PARK.

[CLICK]SO, UM, YOU TWO ARE

UNDOMESTICATED PARTNERS?

PADDY, PLEASE. DON'T BE RUDE.[WHIRRING]

SO, YOU TWO ARE, UH--

BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUH? [ECHOING]

YOU ARE AN...

ITEM? [CHUCKLING]

WELL-- NO.

YOU WOLVES, YOU ARE FUNNY.

[SIGHS]

WE HAVE TO GET HOME NOW.

THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE IF I DON'T GET BACK TO JASPER.

RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE FREAKING OUT.

I'M NOT FREAKING OUT. I JUST HAVE TO GET HOME.

[HONKING AND QUACKING]

IS THIS ABOUT BARF?IT'S GARTH.

AND IT'S ABOUT RESPONSIBILITIES.

SO, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

HUH. CAN YOU HELP ME?

I NEED TO GET HOME FAST.

ALL RIGHT, MISS FAST.

[CRACKING] OHH.

WHERE IS HOME SWEET HOME?

JASPER PARK, CANADA.

JASPER PARK? GET OUT OF HERE.

WE LOVE JASPER PARK!

OH, YES, YES. WE'VE TOURED IT MANY TIMES.

PADDY, PLEASE. WE'VE TOURED IT MANY TIMES.

OHH.

I DATED A PINTAIL FROM JASPER ONCE.

SHE NEVER STOPPED QUACKING.

DROVE ME NUTS.

DROVE HER RIGHT TO ME. HEH HEH HEH.

BOUND TO HAPPEN. BOUND TO HAPPEN.

SO, YOU CAN HELP ME, THEN--GET HOME.

[GASPS] WE HAVEN'T PLAYED JASPER IN QUITE A WHILE.

I THINK IT WOULD BE A SMASHING IDEA.

OHH!

THIS IS TRUE. SO, OF COURSE I WILL HELP.

I LIKE YOU TWO. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.

HA HAH. AND YOU DIDN'T EAT ME,

SO I OWE YOU FAVOR.

AAH!

Tony: WHERE DID SHE GO?

MAYBE I SHOULD ASK YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT MY STYLE.

MY WOLF CAN-DO KNOWS YOUR STYLE.

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING.

IF ANY OF YOU WOLVES HAVE HURT MY DAUGHTER,

I WILL PERSONALLY RIP OUT YOUR EYES

AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT

SO YOU CAN SEE MY CLAWS TEAR YOUR CARCASS OPEN!

[WOLVES GASP]WHOA--

[YELPS]

UM, MOM?

NOT NOW, DEAR. MOMMY'S IN A RAGE.

W-WELL, SINCE KATE STOOD UP GARTH,

I COULD SHOW HIM AROUND UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[SCOFFS] I WOULDN'T SAY "STOOD UP."

Eve: GARTH![GULPS]

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.WELL, COME ON, GARTH.

GRR![WHIMPERS]

OHH. ISN'T THAT SWEET?

SHE GETS IT FROM ME.

I'LL GIVE HER TILL THE FULL MOON.

[GROWLING]

Man, on radio: IT IS BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE.

ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO HIT THE POTATO PATCH.

IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY HIT THE OUTDOORS, GET ON OUT YOUR DOOR.

THE WEATHER TODAY IS... [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

YOUR RIDE HOME.

[WHISPERING] Quick! Get in!

HUH?

WHAT?

BOXED UP TWICE IN ONE DAY. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]

Hide! Hide!

Paddy: THAT RIGHT THERE IS GARN AND DEBBIE THEOCARCUS.

WHOO!Marcel: LUCKY FOR YOU,

THEY TRAVEL EVERY YEAR TO JASPER RIGHT AFTER SAWTOOTH.

THE DAY'S LOOKIN' PRETTY...

AND SO IS MY WOMAN.

OH. [GIGGLES][ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

OH. THIS IS THE SONG WE MET TO.

COME HERE, YOU. LET'S DANCE.OH! [GIGGLING]

[ALL GASP]

DOWN HERE. HURRY.

NOW, HE WAS IN A MOTORCYCLE GANG,

AND SHE WAS A LIBRARIAN. WHEE!

AND, UH-- Paddy: OPPOSITES ATTRACT,

IF YOU WILL.EXACTLY. IN THIS CASE, IT WAS

A BOOKSTORE THAT ALSO SOLD BEER. SO, THEY MET.

[GRUNTING TO THE MUSIC]

COME ON. WE HAVE TO GET IN.

♪ YOU PULL ME TO YOU

♪ LIKE THE EARTH PULLS ON THE MOON ♪

♪ WE GO TOGETHER [GIGGLING]

♪ LIKE A RHYTHM AND A TUNE [GASPS]

Garn: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

♪ THAT'S ME AND YOU... [DEBBIE SCAT-SINGING]

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING AND SCAT-SINGING]♪ YEAH

♪ YOU PULL ME TO YOU YOU'RE JUST A DREAM.

♪ LIKE THE EARTH PULLS ON THE MOON ♪

♪ WE GO TOGETHER

♪ LIKE A RHYTHM AND A TUNE... ♪

I'M LIKE A LITTLE BUNNY. AREN'T I, DEAR?

[MUSIC AND GIGGLING CONTINUE]

[GRUNTING]

♪ THAT'S ME AND YOU

I LOVE YOU, DEB.

OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO.

[CHUCKLES]

UH-UH.

Get inside now. Get inside. Quick.

OH, WELL, BACK IN A...BOX.

[CHUGGING]

AAH!

[REVVING]

GOOD LUCK, YOU TWO!

WE WILL BE WATCHING OUT FOR YOU FROM ABOVE!

WELL, I'LL BE WATCHING OUT FOR YOU.

HE WILL BE BREATHING HEAVILY. [PANTING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[CLINKING]

♪ I'VE BEEN DOWN SO LONG

♪ SINCE THE DARK CLOUDS CAME ALONG ♪

♪ BUT THE FIRE IS BACK, AND THE RIGHT TRACK ♪

♪ IS COMING TO GET ME...

[GROWLING]Tony: IF WE HAVE TO,

WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE VALLEY.

[ECHOING]

[GROWLS]

[MUSIC CONTINUES][LAUGHING]

HUMPHREY?

[IMITATES ELECTRIC GUITAR]

OHH.♪ I'VE BEEN TO THE MOUNTAIN

♪ FELT THE COLD WINDS BLOW

♪ DESERT DRY AND THE MOUNTAIN IS HIGH ♪

♪ AND BURNING DOWN BELOW

[VOLUME INCREASES]♪ YOU KNOW I'M

♪ ON THE LOOSE AGAIN

♪ I'M ON THE LOOSE AGAIN HA HA! WHOO!

HA HA HA! WHOO-HOO!

AAH!♪ I'M ON THE LOOSE AGAIN

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

SO, WHY IS THIS CALLED RABBIT POO MOUNTAIN?

BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE RABBITS LIKE TO POO.

UGH. UGH. UGH. AAH! UGH!

[GIGGLES] I WAS JUST KIDDING.

[CHUCKLES] OH, I GET IT. YOU'RE A FUNNY OMEGA.

MM-HMM.

OK. MAKE ME LAUGH.

UM...UM...

WHAT AM I?

UH...YOU GOT ME.

IT'S A TURTLE THAT FELL AND CAN'T GET UP.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

OK. WHAT'S THIS?

[EXHALES] HMM.

IT'S TURTLE ROAD KILL.

[LAUGHING]

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?I JUST DO TURTLES.

OK, IT'S MY TURN.

YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING AN ALPHA CAN DO?

UH, WOULD MY MOTHER APPROVE?

OF COURSE.

WELL, OK, THEN.

Hutch: KEEP SEARCHING. WE MUST FIND HER BEFORE TOMORROW NIGHT.

[SNIFFING]

WINSTON...

DON'T WORRY, EVE.

SHE'S THE FINEST ALPHA I'VE TRAINED.

I'M NOT, WINSTON.

SHE'S ALSO THE FINEST ALPHA I'VE EVER TRAINED.

[ELECTRONIC BUZZING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

UNH.

WE STOPPED.[DOOR CLOSES]

[GASPING]

[GRUNTING]

[CLATTERING]

[PANTING AND WHIMPERING]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?I HAVE TO GO.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE. CAN'T YOU HOLD IT?

NO! I CAN'T.

WELL, DID YOU TRY CROSSING YOUR LEGS?

YES!HOLDING YOUR BREATH?

YES! I ALMOST PASSED OUT.

CLOSING YOUR EYES AND--IN OR OUT,

I AM GOING.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[WHISPERING] Would you hurry?

DAH-DAH-DAH! I CAN'T GO WHEN I FEEL PRESSURED.

GO!

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFING]

What is he doing?

[RUSTLING] [GRUNTING]

JEEZ. THE PACKAGING'S WOLF-PROOF.

[VEHICLE APPROACHING]

[GASPS]

[BARKING]

WHERE IS HE?

[GASPS] COME ON, HUMPHREY.

[WHIMPERING]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS][CLATTERING]

OOH, HEY, HEY.

IT'S A RABID WOLF!

MAX, BRING THAT GUN![ENGINE STARTS]

[CLICK]THIS IS IT FOR YOU, WOLF.

ANY LAST WISHES?

[URINATING]

UGH.

[ENGINE STARTS]HEH HEH HEH. [GASPS]

UH-OH.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[GRUNTING]

AAH!

MAX, THEY'RE GETTIN' AWAY!NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

UHH! NO!WE'RE TRAPPED.

[BOTH GASP]

I GOT YOU BOTH NOW.

SHOOT 'EM!

[CLANKING]

OH. NICELY DONE, MAX.

[THUNDER]

Humphrey: OK. THINKING WITH MY BELLY INSTEAD OF MY HEAD--

NOT A GOOD IDEA. I GET IT.

I SAY WE BUILD A COMFY DEN--

I'M GOING HOME.OH, GREAT.

YOU'RE GOING HOME, AND IT'S RAINING.

I'M NOT STOPPING.

♪ RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY

♪ GET OUT OF HERE, RAIN

♪ NO ONE WANTS YOU AROUND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT'S--IT'S A RAIN DANCE-- TO STOP IT FROM RAINING.

DUH.

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE WET, AND YOU REALLY ARE ♪

♪ GONNA RUIN OUR DAY HUMPHREY, RAIN DANCES

MAKE IT RAIN.

[THUNDER]

OH! RIGHT!

WELL, UH, I'LL JUST DO IT BACKWARDS.

[SINGING GIBBERISH]

OH. THAT ACTUALLY WORKED.

OOH!

[CHUCKLES AND GASPS]

KATE?

[SIGHS] THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

[THUNDER]

HOLD ON, KATE! [YELPS]

[GRUNTING]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[GASPS]

[THUNDER CONTINUES]

[GRUNTING]

NO! [GRUNTING]

HOLD ON, KATE! I'M COMING!

[GASPS]

UH, LET ME THINK. LET ME THINK.

HEY.

[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

HUMPHREY!

[TARZAN YELL]

WHOA...[GASPING]

DON'T WORRY, KATE. IT'S ALL PART OF MY PLAN.

I CAN SEE THAT. AAH! AAH!

KATE. KATE! GRAB MY TAIL.

GRAB YOUR WHAT?

TAKE THOSE ALPHA JAWS

AND GRAB--OH!

MY TAIL. MY TAIL.

OH. WHOA.[CREAKING]

KATE, WIGGLE.

WIGGLE AROUND.

[GRUNTING]

OH, THAT TICKLES.

OH! MY TAIL. HURTS.

[LAUGHING]

OH. WHO KNEW I WAS TICKLISH THERE?

OH! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE.

UHH! AAH!

[GASPS]

OH, NO.

OH, MY GOSH. HUMPHREY! HUMPHREY!

UHH! [POP]

AAH!

YOUR TAIL. I'M SO SORRY.

Humphrey: MY TAIL'S ACTUALLY FINE...

AAH!

[PANTING]LAST TIME I CHECKED.

[CHUCKLES]

COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF THE RAIN.

OK. [THUNDER]

THANK YOU.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

SIR, WE'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE TERRITORY.

STILL NO SIGN OF KATE.

SIR?

WE MUST DEFEND OUR TERRITORY.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[YAWNING]

Marcel: FORE!

[GRUNTS AND GASPS]

WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

WELL, I SAY, WE'VE CAUGHT THEM AT QUITE A BAD TIME.

NO, I'D SAY WE CAUGHT THEM AT A GOOD TIME.

[CHUCKLES] INDEED.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NO, THE QUESTION IS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I GIVE YOU A FIRST CLASS TICKET HOME...

IT'S A STRAIGHT SHOT RIGHT TO THE PIN.

AND YOU BLOW IT?YEP.

OVER A CUPCAKE.

[SCOFFS] RIDICULOUS DESSERT, A CUPCAKE.

WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE QUITE DELICIOUS.

[SIGHS] THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY FOR US TO GET TO JASPER.

ANOTHER WAY? ANOTHER WAY?

ALWAYS ANOTHER WAY. WHAT AM I, A TRAVEL AGENT?

COME ON. WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

A GREAT SPORTSMAN LIKE YOURSELF

ALWAYS KNOWS A FEW WAYS TO WIN THE GAME.

WELL, UH, THERE COULD BE A TRAIN.

ACTUALLY, THERE IS A TRAIN.

IT'S THE CANADIAN EXPRESS. AND--

PADDY, PLEASE. IT'S CALLED THE CANADIAN EXPRESS...

YES, AND IT SHOOTS RIGHT BY JASPER PARK.

RIGHT BY JASPER PARK, IF YOU CAN CATCH IT--

YOU'LL BE HOME IN NO TIME.NO TIME. VERY FAST.

GREAT. SO WHERE DO WE BOARD?

WHERE DO YOU BOARD?

WATCH THIS.

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT MOUNTAIN.

PADDY, PLEASE.

COME ON!

LET IT SLIP, BUT MAY I SAY,

THAT WAS A STUPENDOUS SHOT.

YOU MAY, AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, WASN'T IT?

FAIR, INDEED, SIR. MMM.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

WOW.

[GRUNTS]

VOILAÀ! DINNER FOR TWO. [CHUCKLES]

IT'S A NEW MOVE I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR STALKING PREY.

OH. YOU'RE GOOD.

THANKS.

NOW YOU TRY.

OH, NO. I--

UH, I'M NOT MUCH OF A HUNTER.

COME ON. YOU'LL DO GREAT.

JUST DO WHAT I DO.

OK.

READY?

ONE...ONE...

TWO...

TWO...THREE!

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

OW.LILLY!

[GRUNTING AND SQUEALING]Humphrey: LILLY?

[CHUCKLES] A TURTLE, RIGHT?

I TOLD YOU, I DON'T HUNT.

MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

WOW.

WOW WHAT?

YOUR EYES. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

[CHUCKLES]

OH, COME ON. LET'S TRY AGAIN.

[EXHALES]

Humphrey: IT SURE IS PRETTY UP THERE.

Kate: YEAH.

[CLEARS THROAT] I'LL RACE YOU TO THE TOP.

YOU'RE ON.

[PANTING] GIVE IT UP, HUMPHREY!

YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ME.

HUMPHREY?

OH![LAUGHS]

HA! HA HA HA!

OMEGA ONE, ALPHA ZERO!

HMMPH!

AAH! OH! OK! OK!

ENOUGH, ENOUGH! STOP! STOP!

I GET IT. I GET IT. I GET IT.

HOW'S THAT FOR A GIRL'S THROW?

VERY FUNNY.[LAUGHS]

WELL, LOOK WHO'S HAVING FUN.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD GO CHECK ON THE TRAIN.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT![GIGGLES]

OH. HEY, THERE.[CHUCKLES]

WOW. WHAT ARE YOU?

WELL, I'M A WOLF.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOLF.

YOU ARE REALLY STRANGE.

OH, HO, HO! AM I NOW?[GIGGLES]

[LAUGHS] YOU'RE TOTALLY WEIRD.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[INDISTINCT][CUB GIGGLES]

I'M GONNA GET YOU!

ARR![GIGGLES]

WHOA-HO![LAUGHS]

OW! OW. OH, NO.[GIGGLING CONTINUES]

LOOK OUT! OH, LOOK OUT!

[BOTH LAUGH]OH! OH, HEY!

[GIGGLING]

OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

[LAUGHS]

[SNIFFLES]

[WAILS]OH, NO, NO, NO.

HEY, IT'S OK. IT'S OK.

[CRIES]SHH. I'M REALLY SORRY.

WAH!

[GASPS AND GIGGLES] GRR!

OHH, POO.

[ROARS]

[CHUCKLES AND WHEEZES][GROWLS]

MAD...

[ROARS]MAD BEAR.

KATE! GET THE SNOWBALLS READY!

MAD BEAR ON THE ATTACK![GROWLS]

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

[GASPS] THE CANADIAN EXPRESS!

HUMPHREY! THE TRAIN IS COMING!

Humphrey: KATE!

HUMPHREY? [GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THAT!

[ROARS]

[GRUNTS]

DON'T MOVE. WE CAN HANDLE THIS.

WE CAN?

[ALL GROWLING]

OK. WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

HEY, GUYS. YOU GUYS LIKE JOKES?

[ALL GASP] GOOD.

SO, OK. SO 2 BEARS ARE EATING A CLOWN,

AND ONE OF THE BEARS SAYS,

"DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU?" [CHUCKLES]

HMM.

[CHUCKLES]

AAH!

A SIMPLE "BOO" WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.

[PANTING] OH, MAN.

[ROARS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS][ROARS]

[BEARS ROARING][GRUNTING AND PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

[ROARING]Humphrey: WHAT'S THIS?

ONE MORE. ONE MORE. [LAUGHS]

OOF. GET UP, KATE. GET UP.

[GRUNTS]

[BEARS SNARLING]

WHERE ARE THOSE TWO?

WHY MUST THEY MAKE THIS SO DIFFICULT?

I BELIEVE THE TERM IS HIGH MAINTENANCE COUPLE, SIR.

[BEARS ROAR]

[SNARLING]

UGH. STUCK BETWEEN THE CLIFFS AND THE CLAWS.

THIS ISN'T GOOD.

[BEARS SNARL AND ROAR]

[CRACKS][ROARS]

[WOLVES WHIMPER]

GOOD LUCK JOKING YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?

[GROWLS]

GROWL. ALL RIGHT.

[ROARS][BOTH SCREAM AND GRUNT]

[PANTS] OH!

[GROWLING AND ROARING]

DO YOU NEED A HUG?

[WOLVES GRUNT]

WHY DON'T WE TALK? CAN WE JUST TALK?

[ROARS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

GOOD TALK![KATE SCREAMING]

[WOLVES SCREAMING]

[ROARS]

OHH!

[GRUNTS]

OHH!

AAH!

[BEAR SNARLS]

[HUMPHREY PANTING AND GRUNTING]

[LAUGHS]

HEY. NEED A RIDE?[ROARS]

JUMP! TRUST ME!

[ROARS]

[SCREAMS]

I TOLD YOU YOU COULD TRUST ME.

[CHUCKLES]

HANG A LEFT!

[LAUGHS]

GO RIGHT!

WHOO-HA!

[ROARS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GROANS]

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

HUH?

[WOLVES SCREAM][ROARS]

UNBELIEVABLE.

THEY HAVE MISSED THE TRAIN.

[BEAR ROARING][WOLVES SCREAMING]

AH. OR NOT.

[LAUGHS] [GASPS]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[SCREECHING]

OOH.

[CHIRPS]

I KNOW. IT'S NOT VERY GOOD, IS IT?

WELL...

[HUMPHREY LAUGHS]

THAT WAS SO AWESOME. YOU WITH THE SNOWBALLS.

[BOTH LAUGH]

AND YOU WITH THAT LITTLE BEAR IN THAT SNOWBALL FIGHT.

IT WAS SO CUTE.

OH, MAN! WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!

AND THEN YOU WITH THE LOG?

OH, THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WAS SO GOOD.

AND THEN WE...

Both: WHOA!

[LAUGHING]

YOU KNOW, WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.

KATE AND HUMPHREY, WORLD ADVENTURERS!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY.

YOU THINK I'M--OH.

NO, I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE.

HEY, STICK WITH ME, PUP. WE'LL GO PLACES.

[LAUGHS] WELL, I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

[CHIRPING]

ALL RIGHT.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

HOWL FROM RIGHT HERE.

AND I'LL JOIN IN.

♪ WHOO

HUMPHREY...

[HOWLING STOPS]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH, I'M SORRY. THE MOON, THE MOMENT--

I JUST THOUGHT...

OH, COME ON, KATE.

HOWL AT THE MOON WITH ME.

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ OH, WHOA

[HOWLS]

[HOWLS]

♪ WHOO

♪ OO-OO-OOH

Both: ♪ OOH

♪ OOH ♪ OOH-OOH

♪ OOH-OOH-OOH OOH

♪ WHOO

♪ OOH-HOO

♪ OOH

HMM.

♪ WHOA-OHH

♪ WHOA ♪ OHH

♪ OHH

♪ OHH-OH

♪ AHH-AH, AHH ♪ WHOA-OH

Both: ♪ OHH, OHH, OHH

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ OH, WHOA

♪ OHH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ HEY, HEY [CHIRPING]

♪ YEAH, YEAH, WHOA

WHOO-HOO-HOO![GIGGLES]

♪ YEAH, YEAH

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

SEE? THAT'S SO GOOD.

♪ WHOO, YEAH, AH [GIGGLING]

[TWIG SNAPS]

OH, NO. YOU BETTER GO.

BUT NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.

PLEASE. GO, NOW.

OH, NO. [PANTING]

[GROWLS]DAD.

[PANTING]

HOWLING WITH AN OMEGA, ARE WE?

I WAS JUST--GET WITH THE OTHERS.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE VALLEY

AND OUR CARIBOU.

[ALL SNARLING][GASPS]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

DAD!LILLY, WHAT'S WRONG?

THE EASTERN WOLVES. THEY'RE COMING!

[GROWLS] COME ON!

[WHEELS CLACKING]

[INDISTINCT] SHE HOWLED AT THE MOON WITH YOU.

[HOWLS]

AH, THAT WAS JUST THE MOMENT.

BONJOUR, MY FURRY FRIEND.

HUH? HUH? WHAT?

[BOTH SQUAWK]

ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?

WELL, THAT'S UP FOR DEBATE.

AND WHERE IS... [GASPS]

MADEMOISELLE.

SHE'S SLEEPING, SO BE QUIET.

AH, YES. QUIET. SHH.

[BOTH SQUAWK]

[GRUNTING]

[HONKING]

[GRUNTS AND SCREAMS]

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

MAKING SURE THAT YOU DON'T FORGET THE RUN OF THE COURSE.

JASPER PARK. IT IS A FEW MILES UP.

DO NOT MISS IT.

JASPER. FEW MILES. GOT IT.

GOOD.

I'VE GOT SAY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS...

[SIGHS] QUITE PRETTY WHEN SHE SLEEPS.

SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BOTH GROAN]

Marcel: YOU SHOULD WORK ON THAT.

[ALL SNARLING]

IT'S THE FULL MOON, WINSTON.

I CAN SEE THAT, TONY.

I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS.

BUT HERE WE ARE.

Both: STOP THE INSANITY! GO ORGANIC!

STOP THE INSANITY! GO ORGANIC!

STOP THE INSANITY! GO ORGANIC!

OH, YEAH! UH-HUH! UH-HUH!

[SNARLING]

[CHUCKLES]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[SIGHS]

KATE.

KATE, WAKE UP. WAKE UP.

HUMPHREY? [GROANS] WHERE ARE WE?

WE'RE-- WE'RE IN JASPER.

OHH. WE'RE HOME.

YEP.

WE'RE HOME. [SIGHS]

THERE'S SOMETHING--THERE'S SOMETHING--

PLEASE, YOU FIRST.

HUMPHREY, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU,

THESE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS, THEY'VE BEEN KIND OF...

FUN.

YOU'VE BEEN KIND OF...

FUN.

REALLY?[CHUCKLES]

REALLY.

WELL, THAT'S-- THAT'S GREAT.

I TOLD YOU WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. [CHUCKLES]

WE DO. [LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] OK. UM,

WELL... NO, NO, NO. DON'T TELL ME.

YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

WHY, DO YOU SEE A TRUCK STOP? [CHUCKLES]

I--I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU I...I...

UM...[GASPS]

[STAMMERS] I--I JUST WANTED

TO TELL YOU I--OH, NO.

I LO--

[WOLVES SNARLING]OH, JEEZ.

ALL I ASKED WAS FOR YOU TO FOLLOW OUR CUSTOMS,

UNITE THE PACKS.

BUT NO. YOUR DAUGHTER HAD TO UP AND RUN AWAY.

Kate: I DIDN'T RUN AWAY.

KATE!

SHE'S BACK![GASPS]

OOF!

OH. OH!

WE WERE SO WORRIED.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

IN IDAHO.

IDAHO?

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN IDAHO?

WE WERE TAKEN BY HUMANS TO ANOTHER PARK.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO REPOPULATE.

[SNARLS AND BARKS][GRUNTS]

NO, NO, NO. MOM.

WE DIDN'T REPOPULATE.

HUMPHREY ACTUALLY HELPED ME GET HOME.

[BARKS][CHOKES]

[GASPS]

OH. WHAT A NICE BOY.[PANTING]

I CAME BACK--YOU CAME BACK...

TO MARRY GARTH.

YES.

[GASPS]

AND UNITE THE PACKS!

[ALL HOWLING]

[ALL HOWLING]

GOOD FOR THE PACK, GOOD FOR THE BELLY.

[HOWLING CONTINUES]

YOU'D MARRY?

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

YES. UM, ISN'T IT GREAT?

NO MORE FIGHTING DURING HUNTS.

NO MORE SCRAPS AND BONES AT DINNERTIME.

WE'RE GOING TO UNITE THE PACKS.

[FEMALE WOLVES TALKING AT ONCE]

WELCOME BACK, HUMPHREY.

GOOD JOB BRINGING HER HOME.

[ALL GRUNTING]

AAH!

[LAUGHTER AND INDISTINCT CHATTER]

WOW.

IT'S A BIG CROWD.

YEAH. GOOD TIMES.

SO I HEARD YOU AND GARTH SPENT SOME TIME TOGETHER.

OW! LILLY.

SORRY.

I'M SURE HE'S PERFECT MARRYING MATERIAL.

[GROWLS]

WELL, IF YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING--

BIG, BRAWNY,

AND PERFECT.

HMM.

LILLY, YOU'RE WEARING YOUR FUR BACK.

SORRY. [CHUCKLES] I KNOW.

BUT-- I LIKED IT.

RIGHT ON THE PIN.

[CHUCKLES] MARCEL! PADDY!

WHEN IT COMES TO HUGS, WE ARE ALL FRENCH, EH, PADDY?

UH, WELL, I'M ENGLISH, SO WE DON'T HUG!

UHH. BUT FOR A FIRST, I'D SAY THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU TWO.

WELL, WE FLEW IN TO SEE THAT YOU MADE IT HOME.

AND WHAT DO WE FIND? [CHUCKLES] VOILA!

Both: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

UM, YEAH. I'M GETTING MARRIED.

WHO TOLD YOU?I DID.

HUMPHREY.

OH. AH.

WE SHOULD BE GOING.

YES, YES.

OH! EXCUSE ME. A FLEA.

AND A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIG DAY.

THANK YOU.

JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE?

YEAH. I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING A LITTLE TRAVELING--

YOU KNOW, SEEING WHERE THE TRAIN TAKES ME.

AND MAYBE I'LL VISIT OUR FRIENDS THE BEARS.

[GROWLS] OUR OLD BUDDIES, SEE HOW THEY'RE DOING.

[CHUCKLES] I'LL TELL THEM YOU SAID HI.

[BOTH LAUGH]

WAIT. BUT YOU'RE LEAVING JASPER?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT'S A LONE WOLF THING. HEH.

OH. WELL, I KNOW HUMPHREY THE FUN-LOVING OMEGA,

NOT HUMPHREY THE LONE WOLF.

SO I'LL BE A FUN-LOVING LONE WOLF.

I DON'T DOUBT THAT.

YOU KNOW, MARCEL, I AM A STICKLER FOR TRADITION,

BUT THIS ONE, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THESE WOLVES ARE MYSTERIOUS CREATURES.

TONY.

SO...

[INHALES] ARE YOU READY?

[CHUCKLES] YES.

GOOD.

ARE YOU OK?

HA HA! YOU BET.

NO PROBLEMS ON THIS END.

READY TO GO, GO, GO.

SO, YOU WANT TO START THIS THING OR ME?

WE'LL START TOGETHER.

START TOGETHER. YEAH.

SO, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

THEY'RE ACCEPTING EACH OTHER'S SCENT.

OH, OH, AND NOW, THE NIBBLE ON THE EARS.

DO YOU THINK I CAN MAKE IT?

YES, SIR, AND JUST AS YOU HIT THE TRACKS,

YOU SHOULD SEE AN OPEN TRAIN CAR.

WELL, AVOID TRUCK STOPS, BEARS,

AND THAT HIDEOUS DESSERT. WHAT IS IT CALLED?

CUPCAKES, SIR.AH, YES. CUPCAKES.

I WILL. THANKS, GUYS.

YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL

ABOUT CUPCAKES. THEY REALLY ARE QUITE DELICIOUS.

I WOULDN'T KNOW.

OH! AND FINALLY, THEY WILL RUB NOSES

TO SYMBOLIZE THAT THEY ARE...

MATES! [SOBS]

[CHUCKLES]

[SNIFFLES]

OHH.

[SNIFFING]

HUH? KATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I...

HUH? [GASPS]

I...CAN'T.

[WOLVES MURMURING]

YOU CAN'T! [CHUCKLES]

I MEAN, AHEM. YOU CAN'T?

WHAT IS THIS, WINSTON? WHY CAN'T SHE MARRY GARTH?

QUIET.

KATE, KATE. WHY CAN'T YOU MARRY GARTH?

BECAUSE I... [CHUCKLES]

I, UH... FELL IN LOVE WITH AN OMEGA.

AN OMEGA?[WOLVES GASP]

OHH!

HUMPHREY? THAT SLY DOG!

[ALL LAUGH]

[PANTING]

[SNARLS AND LAUGHS]

AN ALPHA IN LOVE WITH AN OMEGA.

THAT'S AGAINST PACK LAW.

DAD.

I ALSO AM IN LOVE WITH AN OMEGA.

[GASPS][ALL MURMURING]

Tony: WHAT!?[SOBS]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SON, WINSTON?

AN OMEGA AND AN ALPHA? AN ALPHA AND AN OMEGA?

EVE, HELP ME OUT.

[GASPS]

[MURMURING]

[GROWLS] THIS IS MADNESS.

THIS ISN'T OUR CUSTOM.

THIS ISN'T OUR WAY.

TAKE THE VALLEY!

[SNARLING AND BARKING]

I JUST LOVE WEDDINGS!

[SNARLS][SQUAWKING]

[CARIBOU GRUNTING]

[BARKING]

[GASPS] STAMPEDE! STAMPEDE!

EVERYONE, RUN! RUN!

TO THE SIDES OF THE VALLEY!

[WOLVES BARKING]

[BONE CRUNCHES] OHH!

OH! [GASPS]

IT'S THAT DARN DISC IN MY BACK.

[CRACKS]OHH!

COME ON!

OH!

[PANTING]

OH, NO! THEY'RE TRAPPED!

[GRUNTS AND PANTS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS] HUMPHREY!

KATE!

WE HAVE TO HELP THEM!

LOOK!

[PANTING]

FASTER, TONY! FASTER!

[BOTH PANTING]

Humphrey: GO LEFT!

ROLL RIGHT!

OH, YOU'RE GETTING GOOD AT THIS.

I HAD A GOOD TEACHER.

THEY'RE TOO FAR AHEAD. WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

HOLD ON.

LOOK! HUH?

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BOTH GRUNT]

WORLD ADVENTURERS.

I TOLD YOU WE'D MAKE A GOOD TEAM.

DID YOU SAY THAT? I THOUGHT I SAID THAT.

UNH!

KATE! [GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[BOTH SNARLING]

[PANTING]

KATE. KATE.

PLEASE, KATE.

PLEASE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

I LOVE YOU.

[HOWLS]

[HOWLING]

[BOTH HOWLING]

[ALL HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

[WHEEZES]

[GROANS]KATE!

[GRUNTS]

HUMPHREY?

I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU.

IS EVERYONE STARING AT US?

WELL, UH, NO. NOT--NOT EVERY--

WHOA, YEAH. NOW THEY ARE.

OH, DARN.

'CAUSE I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

WHAT? [LAUGHS]

HEH. REALLY?

UH-HUH.

OK. WELL-- WELL, I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, TOO.

[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY][GIGGLES]

[LAUGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

MAYBE THIS CAN WORK.

OH...

[GROWLS]

ALL RIGHT.

[GASPS] GARTH!

[GRUNTS]

[WOLVES HOWLING AND BARKING]

TONY, WHAT DO 2 OLD WOLVES DO AFTER THEY RETIRE?

Marcel: GENTLEMEN,

MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO...GOLF?

[HOWLING CONTINUES]

FORE!

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

♪ OHH, OHH [BARKING]

♪ OHH, OHH, OH, OHH ♪

♪ OHH

♪ OHH OH, YEAH, YEAH.

♪ OHH, OHH, OHH ♪

OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

♪ OHH

♪ OHH

♪ OH, WHOA

♪ OHH, WHOA

COME ON, HONEY. LET'S SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE.

YOU READY TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL?

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪ OHH, OHH, OHH [CHIRPING]

♪ OH, WHOA OHH!

NOW THAT'S A HOWL.

[WOLVES VOCALIZING]

♪ WHOA, WHOA

[VOCALIZING CONTINUES]

ARE YOU READY?OH, YEAH. READY.

♪ OH, WHOA

♪ OHH ♪ WHOA

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--

Man: ♪ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO

Woman: ♪ NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA, NA ♪

♪ DOO-DOO-DOO-DOOT, DOO-N-DOO ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA, NA-DA-DA, DA-DA-DA ♪

Humphrey: ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ WHOA, OHH, OHH

♪ OH, WHOA

[GARTH HOWLS]

[LILLY HOWLS]

♪ OOH, OOH

Both: ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

♪ OOH ♪ OOH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

Humphrey: ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH

♪ OOH, OOH

♪ OOH

♪ WHOA, OH

Kate: ♪ WHOA, OHH ♪ OHH

♪ OHH-OH

♪ AHH-AH, AHH ♪ WHOA-OH

Both: ♪ OHH, OHH, OHH

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ OH, WHOA

♪ OHH

♪ OOH, OOH, OOH...