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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,870 达令 2 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:23,000 达令 3 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,760 学园祭执行委员会报告 4 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:25,640 各班级及各社团代表请尽速至第三实验室集合 5 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:28,870 请尽速至第三实验室集合 6 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:31,170 拉啊 7 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:33,410 使出你们最大的力量，拉啊 8 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,920 拿出你们的毅力来 9 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:41,620 执行委员会敬告各班级、各社团代表 10 00:02:41,690 --> 00:02:45,590 在走廊使用推车请遵守速限 11 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:48,290 并禁止使用脚踏车、机车等工具 12 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:53,220 贩卖部于学园祭期间以滨茶屋方式经营 13 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,740 本日为前夜祭大折扣 14 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,570 料少的拉面七折优待喔 15 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:04,180 中央楼梯从9点到11点为上行专用 16 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:05,910 敬告各位同学 17 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,450 风纪委员会宣布 18 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,850 非学园祭当天禁止穿着戏服 19 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,350 那里的巴尔坦星人 20 00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:13,450 闪开啊 21 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,490 执行委员会敬告全校同学 22 00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:29,500 女同学请于10点以前离校 23 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:30,830 重复一次 24 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,740 女同学请于10点以前离校 25 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:37,400 不过，这样子搞客人真的会上门吗？眼镜仔 26 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,970 还是照阿当的提案找美女来作陪会比较好吧 27 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:44,520 反正拉姆也OK了 28 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:47,350 我们不能让拉姆做出那种牺牲 29 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,160 再说为了从班上所有人身上筹得开店资金 30 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,220 我们不知吃了多少苦头 31 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,290 怎么能让这间店全惫阿当的个人兴趣经营呢 32 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,360 个人兴趣啊… 33 00:03:58,430 --> 00:04:01,800 对了，他本人现在在哪里模羔啊？ 34 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,960 拉姆刚才去找他了 35 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,530 应该就快回来了吧 36 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:06,370 真受不了 37 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,810 喂，不好意思 38 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,840 我差不多得收工了 39 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,810 因为还得去为滨茶屋做准备 40 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,900 好，辛苦了 41 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:13,680 真是的 42 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,010 照这情况来看又得住校了 43 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,710 人手严重不足，根本办不了事 44 00:04:18,790 --> 00:04:21,050 因为负责人完全不得人心啊 45 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,290 喂，你们怎么还是一团乱啊 46 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,190 你们的店究竟要到何时才会完成啊 47 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,350 猪头 48 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:30,730 别再干蠢事了，快点工作 49 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,560 明天就要开店了 50 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,690 该做的事还跟山一样多 51 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:38,170 大家就别再玩了，快点… 52 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,300 你们是怎么啦？ 53 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,280 这点子不错吧 54 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:46,080 就用这张脸 55 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:48,240 然后再卑躬屈膝地招揽客人的话 56 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,440 客人一定会源源不绝地… 57 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:57,680 你说要用那张脸来卑躬屈膝地招揽客人是吗？ 58 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,390 诸星在哪里？ 59 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:01,190 负责人快给我站出来 60 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,030 老师 61 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,660 能不能尽量避免制造不必要的震动 62 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:08,130 虽说已经拆除了部分零件来减轻重量 63 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,260 但这辆德国豹型坦克 64 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,360 光是外壳就重约40吨 65 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,700 万一压坏地板这责任我可不负喔 66 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,760 你说什么？ 67 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,040 喂，面堂 68 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:18,080 我才不管这是不是什么展示品 69 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:21,140 我可没允许你把战车带进来 70 00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,150 话虽如此 71 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:25,120 但我都带进来了您也莫可奈何吧 72 00:05:25,190 --> 00:05:26,250 还是说… 73 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,050 您打算将它没收吗？老师 74 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,190 没收吧，没收吧 75 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,700 吵死人了！ 76 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:42,970 真是的 77 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,030 你们究竟是怎么把它带进来的啊 78 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,870 真是爽呆了 79 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:51,540 这种下流的笑法是… 80 00:05:51,610 --> 00:05:52,480 阿当 81 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:54,310 你在哪里？快出来 82 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:56,150 我爱你，小兰 83 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:57,680 在这里头？ 84 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,280 了子，你也快点过来吧 85 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,150 快嘛 86 00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:03,250 了子 87 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,880 你在里面吗？了子 88 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:07,260 诸星，你在里面做什么？ 89 00:06:07,330 --> 00:06:08,320 快给我滚出来 90 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,090 那个笨蛋 91 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,260 诸星 92 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:11,560 你这家伙对了子做了什… 93 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:13,970 来吧，阿雪、克拉玛、阿忍 94 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,230 我都明白，我都明白 95 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,030 我不会逃的 96 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,700 啊，樱花 97 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:18,540 不行 98 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:19,700 那未免太… 99 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,670 你给我差不多一点，蠢蛋 100 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:29,610 黑黑的好可怕 101 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,850 窄窄的好可怕 102 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:31,780 放开我，笨蛋 103 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:38,760 谁快来救救我啊 104 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:40,760 救命啊 105 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,690 樱花… 106 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:44,750 蠢蛋 107 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,030 手臂麻掉了 108 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,000 牙…牙齿要掉了 109 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,870 老师，你在做什么啊？ 110 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,240 拉姆，快救救我 111 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,550 好是好 112 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,950 老师，你晓不晓得我家的达令在哪里？ 113 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:06,540 诸星就在这里头 114 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:07,820 所以你快点． 115 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:08,980 这里头？ 116 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,920 小龙，你真是的 117 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,460 放开我，你这混蛋 118 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:15,930 小龙 119 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,760 住手，不准靠近我 120 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:19,020 小龙 121 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,200 你这混蛋 122 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,240 达令 123 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,600 我数到3之前你快点给我出来 124 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,970 1 125 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:29,610 黑黑的好可怕 126 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,110 2 127 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,240 好可怕 128 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:35,440 3 129 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,780 天诛 130 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:03,240 既然是一年一度的学园祭 131 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:07,080 为了尊重学生们的自主管理 132 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:11,180 身为校长的我事到如今也不好开口说些什么 133 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:11,980 不过 134 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,180 就如同亲鸾曾经说过的 135 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,190 善人尚且往生 136 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:18,160 何况恶人 137 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:20,990 人都会单独步上旅程 138 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,860 不回首、不流泪地往前迈进 139 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:26,960 啊，谁知百尺下方水之心 140 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:30,770 每个人都会历经烦恼、痛苦犯错然后成长 141 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:34,240 桃太郎渡海至满州而成为成吉思汗 142 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:36,040 有名的哥德也说了 143 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:38,640 要历经苦闷才能亨受极乐 144 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:40,180 也就因为这样 145 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,440 幸好所有的人都没受半点伤 146 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,510 全都平安无事，这才是名马 147 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,110 凡事都要安全第一 148 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,490 还请大家多多留心 149 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:52,350 是老鼠吗？ 150 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:57,050 校长的话真是又臭又长 151 00:08:57,130 --> 00:08:58,500 真教人受不了 152 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:01,160 樱花老师 153 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,930 怎么了？ 154 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:05,840 你们还没回去啊 155 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,010 不是规定女同学要在十点前离校的吗？ 156 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:14,040 因为发生了一些麻烦 157 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,380 又是诸星？ 158 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,850 樱花老师你呢？ 159 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,520 由于拿大铁鎚敲自己手的笨蛋 160 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:22,720 以及把脚钉在地板上的猪头层出不穷 161 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:24,160 所以我今晚得留宿 162 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,690 我快要不行了 163 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,600 每天晚上都发生蠢骚动 164 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:34,290 到最后还得熬夜善后 165 00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:36,840 青春年华的少女竟连日外宿 166 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,930 我妈在电话里好凶呢 167 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,030 我真是受够了 168 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:40,840 会吗？ 169 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:42,310 每天都像是在露营一样 170 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,470 我觉得很有趣啊 171 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,530 我跟外星人不同 172 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,910 这对普通的人类来说是很累的 173 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:50,950 再说我为什么非得留下来不可呢？ 174 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,820 我又不是执行委员 175 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:54,650 为什么呢？ 176 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,350 那是因为 177 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,980 也就是某人因为在意某人而留下 178 00:09:59,060 --> 00:10:02,360 而我则是因为在意那个某人而留下 179 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:04,400 只是那个某人所在意的某人 180 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,370 却完全没注意到这件事 181 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,460 我这样说你懂吗？ 182 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,830 完全不懂 183 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,430 我想也是 184 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,730 所以我才会觉得累啊 185 00:10:12,810 --> 00:10:14,330 连斗志都激发不出来 186 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,300 真是好难受啊 187 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:21,180 没有啦，抱歉抱歉 188 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,810 不过你们还真是教人怎么看都不会腻 189 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:27,150 我其实一直都想问你的 190 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:30,090 阿当究竟有哪里好啊？ 191 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,620 就因为是我感受才更深 192 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,220 他根本就是完全的“男人”嘛 193 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:41,840 得过且过、懒惰、下流好色、淫乱、花心、自我中心 194 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,270 虽然他本性是很善良… 195 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,940 终太郎也没好到哪去 196 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:48,600 至少他长得好看 197 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:49,910 光这点就差多了 198 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,040 最近的年轻女孩真是… 199 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,880 哎呀，我可没说错啊 200 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:54,880 像阿燕先生也是 201 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:58,110 多亏他长得好看不然就真是没得救了 202 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,980 不用你多管闲事 203 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,020 我就是喜欢达令啊 204 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:04,020 我希望能跟达令 205 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,960 妈妈、爸爸和小天 206 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,260 还有终太郎跟眼镜仔他们 207 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,820 永远永远快乐地生活在一起 208 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,400 那就是我的梦想 209 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,370 什么嘛 210 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,370 那不就跟现在一样吗？ 211 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,310 所以我现在非常幸福啊 212 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:26,540 既然你都讲得那么白了 213 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,240 那我也无话可说了 214 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,080 你们记得要把瓦斯关掉喔 215 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,490 你们就好好加油吧 216 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:40,020 反正也只剩今天一天 217 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,960 明天就是学园祭的第一天了 218 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,660 久等了，久等了 219 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,340 好，开车 220 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,200 怎么了？面堂 221 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,540 你还在生气啊 222 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,880 那还用说 223 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,580 被你连累而遭到电击 224 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:06,250 战车的电子组件全都成了一堆废铁 225 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,020 而即将完成的模拟商店也变得一团乱 226 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,990 这全都是你造成的 227 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,160 我都已经道过歉了 228 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,290 你的个性也真够婆婆妈妈的了 229 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,360 不过，那还真是场好梦 230 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,090 别将其他人卷进你的无聊梦里！ 231 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,260 对不起喔！ 232 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,840 不过，我总觉得… 233 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:36,750 怎样？ 234 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,080 最近一直都住在学校里 235 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:43,020 会出来也只有像这样要买宵夜的时候 236 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,420 所以怎样？ 237 00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,480 也不晓得是不是这个缘故 238 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,530 夜晚的街道是这么安静的吗？ 239 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:25,550 最近的走唱宣传都是做整晚的吗？ 240 00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:26,750 我哪会知道 241 00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:38,640 执行委员会报告 242 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:44,080 各班级、各社团负责人请立刻至音乐教室集合 243 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,540 重复一次 244 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:50,710 各班级、各社团负责人请立刻至音乐教室集合 245 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,450 好想睡喔 246 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,280 又得开始一整天的苦力了 247 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,120 我们是从什么时候开始住校的啊？ 248 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,820 不晓得那么久以前的事我早忘了 249 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,950 就差一点点了 250 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,400 大家好好加油吧 251 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,300 你真的是很强壮耶 252 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,400 那不是温泉吗 253 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,100 他还活着啊 254 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,640 那家伙也够强壮了 255 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,540 你好好看清楚他那张脸 256 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:18,440 还真是憔悴 257 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:19,880 这也无可厚非 258 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,310 繁重的工作 259 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:22,870 加上连日来的吵闹骚动 260 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,610 无论身心都饱受摧残 261 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,780 再加上校长的头上 262 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:31,050 有辆随时可能会掉下来的40吨战车在虎视睨睨 263 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,820 他现在简直就是会移动的压力 264 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,400 工作过度、睡眠不足、营养不良 265 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,490 自律神经也失调 266 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:40,800 脸色也不好 267 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:42,840 总之就是身心都疲惫不堪 268 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,370 现在你已经化为会移动的压力 269 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,470 总之你最需要的就是远离职场好好静养 270 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,070 你就回很久没回去的宿舍 271 00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,810 好好睡到傍晚吧 272 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,150 若是神经紧张睡不着就吃这个 273 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:56,720 镇定剂 274 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,010 真是谢谢你，樱花老师 275 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,250 一切就拜托你了，老师 276 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,950 再过一天 277 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,790 明天就是学园祭第一天了 278 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,070 哎呀，已经中午啦 279 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,700 难怪我肚子饿了 280 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:25,400 笨蛋 281 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,780 那个钟很久以前就故障了 282 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:30,080 每天都在看竟然还没发现你这矮人也真是的 283 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:31,780 先忍耐到十点再吃点心 284 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:33,410 你们在说什么啊 285 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:37,020 你们刚刚不是才到下面的滨茶屋吃过午餐吗？ 286 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,760 是那样的吗？ 287 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,160 怎样都无所谓 288 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,530 诸星又跑到哪里去了？ 289 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,190 拉啊 290 00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,260 使出你们最大的力量，拉啊 291 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,800 拿出你们的毅力来 292 00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:51,270 （贯彻杯葛行动） 293 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,640 执行委员会报告 294 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:58,240 将电暖桌从校长室中拿走的同学请马上自首 295 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,370 重复一次 296 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:03,980 将电暖桌从校长室中拿走的同学请马上自首 297 00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,050 你只是吃太多了，蠢蛋 298 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,090 好痛 299 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,260 这是超强效泻药 300 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,950 一次吃半颗 301 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:12,750 下一个 302 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,350 镇定剂？ 303 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,360 你说什么？ 304 00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:16,420 怎么可能… 305 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,160 镇定剂 306 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,060 那么，我刚才给他的是… 307 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,730 糟了 308 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,070 希望还来得及 309 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,080 我是樱花，虽然不想进来但我还是进来了 310 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,620 我刚才给你的药其实是… 311 00:17:58,570 --> 00:17:59,870 太太 312 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,770 不行，尚之 313 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,220 糟了 314 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,920 不过，这还真是不可思议 315 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:52,470 打开数日未曾回去的房间一看 316 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,560 里头竟然长满了霉且布满湿气 317 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,130 就跟废墟没两样 318 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,110 简直就像是浦岛太郎 319 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:03,450 在友引高中这座龙宫里 320 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,750 慌张忙乱，日复一日 321 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,010 岁月都是在梦中度过 322 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:09,820 你是否曾救过乌龟？ 323 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:11,850 其实 324 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:14,260 最近我总觉得不太对劲 325 00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:16,120 这种事很常见不是吗？ 326 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,260 明明是头一次走的路 327 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,890 却见到似乎见过的光景 328 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,730 总觉得自己现在在做的事 329 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,300 之前好像就已经做过了 330 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,570 那就是所谓的“似曾相识”吧 331 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,170 是人类的脑在疲劳时所产生的假经验 332 00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,910 原本我也是那么以为 333 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,450 可能是我太累了 334 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,280 所以才会产生那种诡异的想法 335 00:19:40,690 --> 00:19:42,680 但是今天当我看过那个房间后… 336 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,880 什么意思？ 337 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,590 刚才校长不是说了吗 338 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:48,830 再过一天 339 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,920 “明天就是学园祭第一天了” 340 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,370 我总觉得以前曾听过同样的话 341 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,700 那是因为你太累了 342 00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:02,600 因为太累了所以才会产生未在自己预期中的记忆 343 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,110 你连续好些天都得应付那些坏小子 344 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,540 会这样也是正常 345 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:08,270 不过，一切到今天就会结束了 346 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,010 明天就是学园祭的… 347 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:21,390 仔细一想，我才注意到 348 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:25,230 自己的记忆竟是如此模糊不清 349 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,330 连昨天还有前天的事都… 350 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,530 不，一不留神 351 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,870 就会连数小时前的事也忘了 352 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:36,800 何时、在哪里见了谁、做了什么 353 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,180 我到底在学校住了几天？ 354 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,040 3天？还是4天？ 355 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,610 因为实在是太忙碌了 356 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,480 有久到会让人记不得吗？ 357 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:50,350 你究竟在想什么？ 358 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,780 把话说清楚 359 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,120 这完全是我的假设 360 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,530 若这只是我这痴呆脑袋的胡思乱想 361 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,330 当然是最好不过 362 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,070 我是这么想的 363 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,090 昨天还有前天 364 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:08,040 不，从那更久更久以前 365 00:21:08,110 --> 00:21:10,100 久到几乎不复记忆之前 366 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:13,080 我们就一直过着“学园祭前一天” 367 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:16,880 一直重复着同样忙碌的每一天 368 00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:17,880 然后明天也将… 369 00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:18,940 你在胡说什么 370 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,550 你是因为太累了 371 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,280 太累了所以导致意识混乱 372 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,020 你今天好好休息 373 00:21:25,090 --> 00:21:26,060 到了明天就… 374 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:28,060 到了明天就会怎样？ 375 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:30,930 跟今天不同的明天真会到来吗？ 376 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,630 我明明想不起来跟今天不同的昨天 377 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,830 就算事情真如你所说 378 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,700 又为何周遭的人会没有反应？ 379 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:42,300 学生们待在学校那么久都没回家 380 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,770 家长怎么可能会默不作声 381 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,710 要是同一天不断地重复的不只是友引高中 382 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,250 而是整个友引町的话 383 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:54,340 不，若是全世界都不停在重复同一天的话… 384 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:56,520 胡言乱语也要有个限度 385 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,750 你所说的话完全超脱常轨 386 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:00,760 那是胡思乱想 387 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,660 只是你的胡思乱想 388 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,660 樱花老师 389 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:08,260 我从刚才就一直拼命试着去回想 390 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:10,330 却怎么也想不出来 391 00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:13,530 今天究竟是几月几号？ 392 00:22:13,610 --> 00:22:14,870 能请你告诉我吗？ 393 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:18,100 若我从昨天就穿这样 394 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,810 由我的穿着看来 395 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,680 季节应该是冬天 396 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,480 那么我在流的是冷汗吗？ 397 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,980 还是说是因为天气回温之故？ 398 00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,190 还有 399 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,050 从刚才就一直不绝于耳的蝉鸣 400 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:39,060 这也是我的幻觉吗？ 401 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:55,440 浦岛太郎在龙宫中度过梦幻般的日子 402 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,980 在他回到怀念的故乡后 403 00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,880 那里早已过了数百年岁月 404 00:23:01,550 --> 00:23:04,650 若救了乌龟的不是只有太郎一人 405 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,120 而是全村的人们… 406 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:08,950 若全村的人们都到龙宫去了 407 00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:10,090 情况又会是如何？ 408 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,590 樱花老师你能够通灵 409 00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:16,230 若在这个镇上的某处有人发生异常情况的话 410 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:17,830 你应该会最先注意到 411 00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:20,600 但若是整个镇 412 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:25,300 包含你在内的世界全部都发生异变的话… 413 00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,210 别再说了 414 00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:27,880 这全都是你的假设 415 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:28,850 不过是推论 416 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,970 证据何在？ 417 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:33,650 若到明天我连自己曾与你这样交谈过都忘了的话… 418 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,810 我不是要你别再说了 419 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:56,970 来人啊 420 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,240 谁快来救救我啊 421 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,080 你给我说清楚 422 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,340 这是怎么回事，温泉 423 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:06,390 给我提出理由来 424 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,150 吵死人了！ 425 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:09,850 要你们回家就乖乖回家 426 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,950 不管谁有什么理由 427 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,790 今晚全都不准留校 428 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:13,880 你说什么？ 429 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:18,220 你这样根本就是践踏学园祭是由学生自主营运的精神 430 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,200 你别以为我们会善罢甘休 431 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,990 温泉，你最好做好心理准备 432 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,930 明天一早我们会向执行委员会申诉 433 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,300 彻底追究你的责任 434 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:28,170 没有异议 435 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,570 是喔是喔，随你们便 436 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,340 如果你们明天还记得的话 437 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:33,780 谁忘得了啊 438 00:24:36,150 --> 00:24:37,670 穿成这副模样叫我怎么回得了家啊 439 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:39,240 你给我记住，混蛋 440 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:42,320 拉姆跟阿忍就由我用车接送吧 441 00:24:42,390 --> 00:24:43,180 谢谢 442 00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:45,250 我要跟达令一起回去 443 00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:45,850 再见了 444 00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:46,550 拜拜 445 00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:47,650 拉姆，喂… 446 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,120 拜拜 447 00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:54,230 到明天早上前得先永别了 448 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:56,030 因为最近一直在一起 449 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:59,040 所以才会特别感到依依不舍 450 00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:03,440 我已经让其他老师都回家去了 451 00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:05,600 除去贩卖部的藤波父女俩 452 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,080 就剩我们两个了 453 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:09,980 我去找我叔父 454 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,180 别露出那种厌恶的表情 455 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:13,420 你别看他那样 456 00:25:13,490 --> 00:25:15,040 在这种时候他可是派得上用场的和尚 457 00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:17,750 樱花…老师 458 00:25:17,890 --> 00:25:19,520 我有种不祥的预感 459 00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:20,590 你要多小心 460 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:24,720 你也是 461 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,660 晚点我会打电话给你 462 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:32,800 下友引站，下友引站 463 00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:34,810 赶上了，赶上了 464 00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:37,670 不过，真是好久没搭电车了 465 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:40,040 目前的世界情势是… 466 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:41,640 我看看喔 467 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:43,650 咆哮的野兽，恶头头杰德·辛 468 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,050 向A·猪木发出愤怒的复仇宣言 469 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,750 这还真是让人热血沸腾 470 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:19,440 真是好久都没享受到这种舒适感了，阿忍 471 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,520 究…究竟发生什么事了？ 472 00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:41,700 怎么会… 473 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,310 这里应该有座桥的啊 474 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,070 因为是晚上嘛 475 00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:47,940 一定是走错路了 476 00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:49,140 倒车 477 00:26:56,660 --> 00:26:57,210 叔父 478 00:26:57,290 --> 00:26:58,650 是我，樱花 479 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:01,180 叔父 480 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,470 那个破戒和尚 481 00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:14,700 不需要他的时候他明明老是目出来碍事… 482 00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:33,790 这种腰身曲线实在是… 483 00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:41,660 真是的 484 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:43,170 什么烂驾驶啊 485 00:27:46,110 --> 00:27:48,970 （下友引） 486 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,190 这条是环状线吗？ 487 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,300 究竟是怎么回事？ 488 00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:53,130 这已经是第5次了 489 00:28:53,210 --> 00:28:54,970 今晚真的好奇怪喔 490 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:55,900 往左 491 00:28:56,140 --> 00:28:57,440 开到这种小路来 492 00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:59,240 就连罗盘地图也无用武之地 493 00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:00,970 这里一定是往左走没错 494 00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,120 是死路 495 00:29:06,190 --> 00:29:06,950 倒车回去 496 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:17,960 你放心 497 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:19,790 我一定会把你送到家 498 00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:22,160 这里又不是迷宫 499 00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:42,750 司机 500 00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:44,880 我不是要你开快点 501 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,080 怎么还没到呢 502 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:46,950 好好 503 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:47,860 马上就到了 504 00:29:47,930 --> 00:29:52,230 从大街到友引高中坐车应该只需要两三分钟 505 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,930 怎么这么久还没到？ 506 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,620 小姐 507 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:57,260 您跟大家说了同样的话 508 00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,430 因为一坐上计程车感觉时间就会变慢吧 509 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:01,570 小姐 510 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,730 您听过乘坐乌龟到龙宫去的故事吗？ 511 00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:07,070 我目前正在体会那种感受 512 00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:09,380 若坐上乌龟的不是只有太郎 513 00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:13,010 而是全村的人j情况又会变得如何呢？ 514 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,420 所有的人都到龙宫去 515 00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:18,220 然后再一起回到村子里来的话 516 00:30:18,290 --> 00:30:23,350 那样还算是已经过了数百年岁月吗？ 517 00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:26,360 即使没半个村人察觉这件事 518 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,130 你究竟想要说什么？ 519 00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:34,500 一直拘泥于客观的时间与空间 520 00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:37,010 只会把自己弄迷糊 521 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,940 那样的想法根本就不适合用在这里 522 00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:45,010 你应该把时间当成是由人类意识所生的产物 523 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,640 若是世界上没半个人 524 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,590 时钟与月历又有什么意义呢？ 525 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,820 规规矩矩从过去流向未来的时间 526 00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:57,380 其实打从一开始就不存在不是吗？小姐 527 00:30:57,830 --> 00:31:00,460 由于人类本身就很随便 528 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:02,830 自然时间也会是种随便的东西 529 00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:05,300 若它会一丝不苟地运行那才叫异常 530 00:31:05,370 --> 00:31:08,240 我们能掌握的只有正在进行的当下 531 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:10,100 难道不是这样吗？ 532 00:31:12,410 --> 00:31:13,310 有意思 533 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:17,210 说不定我真的坐到乌龟背上了 534 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:21,150 那我就直接送你到龙宫去吧 535 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,190 保证收费低廉 536 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,920 你应该不只是只乌龟而已吧 537 00:31:27,290 --> 00:31:28,760 现出原形来！ 538 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:35,330 混蛋 539 00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:38,930 您不要紧吧，小姐 540 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,340 被他给溜了 541 00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:48,440 什么嘛 542 00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:50,780 结果又回到学校来了 543 00:31:50,850 --> 00:31:52,210 没办法啊 544 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,650 不然还有其它地方可去吗？ 545 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,790 这里是学校正门 546 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,740 我们又回到原处了 547 00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:17,400 该不会你们也是… 548 00:32:19,910 --> 00:32:20,710 穿过黑暗 549 00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:23,840 下了列车后才发现那里竟然是原来的车站 550 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,710 开玩笑的 551 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:27,270 真是好巧啊 552 00:32:29,090 --> 00:32:29,820 住口 553 00:32:29,890 --> 00:32:31,250 现在可不是笑的时候 554 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,260 在那边的是谁？ 555 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,130 这是怎么回事？ 556 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,330 竟然又回到原处了 557 00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:48,400 哎呀，你们在做什么？ 558 00:32:48,470 --> 00:32:50,240 既然没办法离开镇上 559 00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:53,140 又不能回到学校里的话… 560 00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:55,710 那就只有一个地方可去了 561 00:32:55,910 --> 00:32:56,850 所以啦… 562 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,440 麻烦收留我们一晚 563 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,250 我说你们啊… 564 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:27,610 打不通 565 00:33:27,850 --> 00:33:29,180 我家也没人接 566 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:31,480 这究竟是怎么回事 567 00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:35,050 我跟樱花老师的家打不通也就罢了 568 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,610 竟然连有200支分机的面堂家也没人接听 569 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,990 简直就像这个世界只剩下我们似的 570 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:52,300 再来一点… 571 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:53,630 是我，要进去了 572 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:03,210 看来能谈正经事的 573 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,540 也只有你了 574 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,420 其实… 575 00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,120 温泉标志他？ 576 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,430 你看，飞啊飞啊 577 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,930 猪仔飞啊，你看 578 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,490 好可爱喔 579 00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:22,300 这只小猪是哪里来的？ 580 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:24,300 是小天的宠物 581 00:34:25,070 --> 00:34:26,630 小天，这真不错 582 00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:28,040 是在哪里买的？ 583 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,300 不对 584 00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:32,900 那是前阵子一个怪欧吉桑给我的 585 00:34:33,150 --> 00:34:34,770 小天，那是真的吗？ 586 00:34:34,850 --> 00:34:37,250 我不是告诉过你很多次不能收陌生人送的东西吗？ 587 00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,110 不过，既然那么可爱也好啦 588 00:34:40,450 --> 00:34:42,820 那我可以养罗？ 589 00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:46,120 不过，它似乎有些不寻常 590 00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:48,230 咦？ 591 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:02,030 把酱油拿给我你安分一点啦 592 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:03,440 我要汤，给我汤 593 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,240 不过，只有味噌汤、酱菜、纳豆好寒酸喔 594 00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:08,540 少得寸进尺 595 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,780 要是有啤酒就太好了 596 00:35:10,850 --> 00:35:13,320 伯母，追加的饭还没好吗？ 597 00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:14,610 我再添碗饭 598 00:35:14,690 --> 00:35:16,310 不是说了一人只有两碗饭吗 599 00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:17,690 我有在数喔 600 00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:20,620 别把筷子伸进别人的味噌汤里 601 00:35:20,690 --> 00:35:23,060 你们真是吵死人了 602 00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:24,250 饭没了… 603 00:35:24,430 --> 00:35:26,360 你们还要吃到什么时候 604 00:35:26,430 --> 00:35:27,730 得早点到学校去把事情做完 605 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,160 不然会赶不上学园祭第一天的 606 00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:30,360 我是说真的 607 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,470 因为就剩今天一天了 608 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,660 说是那么说啦 609 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:34,760 但都已经中午，中午了 610 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,000 话说回来 611 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:37,170 不过教室还在吗？ 612 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,230 搞不好战车已经整台掉下去了 613 00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:40,870 不过，那还真是伤脑筋啊 614 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:41,670 照那情况看来 615 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:42,770 就算店面布置完成 616 00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:43,910 但只要进来4、5位客人 617 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:45,710 地板马上会破个大洞 618 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:48,180 而且达令老喜欢藏在里头 619 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:49,740 还是把它移走吧 620 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:52,260 办得到你们就试试看啊 621 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,380 不能想点办法吗 622 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,790 你说那话是什么意思？ 623 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:56,020 你知不知道为了搬它进去 624 00:35:56,090 --> 00:35:57,320 我费了多大的功夫啊 625 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,830 那也是你自愿的啊你怎么都不用吃东西啊？ 626 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,370 达令？ 627 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,300 达令？ 628 00:36:40,770 --> 00:36:41,900 怎么了吗？ 629 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,170 达令不见了 630 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,170 又来了 631 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,570 反正一定又是老样子 632 00:36:46,650 --> 00:36:48,610 不晓得跑到哪里躲起来了 633 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,440 一定是先到学校去了 634 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,480 偶尔也该将他野放一下 635 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:30,310 不好意思 636 00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:32,040 不好意思，稍微让让 637 00:38:34,150 --> 00:38:36,140 我…我的战车… 638 00:38:36,220 --> 00:38:38,050 我的德国豹型坦克竟然… 639 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:38,680 也难怪 640 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,280 毕竟天气热成这样 641 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,010 蠢材 642 00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:43,080 战车哪需要泡水啊 643 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,960 这些泡泡是怎么回事？ 644 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,930 怎么回事… 645 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,400 是阿当… 646 00:38:50,470 --> 00:38:52,030 这里是什么地方？ 647 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:53,630 嗨，面堂 648 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:56,040 你在那种地方做什么啊？ 649 00:38:58,110 --> 00:38:58,770 原来如此 650 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,070 是这么回事啊 651 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:02,880 原来是这么回事啊 652 00:39:02,950 --> 00:39:05,470 你就那么想耍弄我面堂终太郎是吗 653 00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:07,410 简直是罪不可恕 654 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,540 喂…面堂 655 00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:10,110 你在说什… 656 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:12,460 为什么会变成这样啊 657 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,710 别跑 658 00:39:16,330 --> 00:39:17,920 救命啊 659 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:20,160 达令 660 00:39:20,830 --> 00:39:21,490 你弄错了啦 661 00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:22,790 不是我做的啦 662 00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:24,030 你的话谁相信啊 663 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,000 给我去死 664 00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:29,500 住手你快给我住手啦 665 00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:31,230 你这混帐…你这混帐… 666 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:31,970 看我的 667 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,440 达令，找到你了 668 00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,980 你刚才跑到哪里去了啊 669 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:35,840 拉姆 670 00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:36,740 别跑 671 00:39:36,810 --> 00:39:37,840 你别跑 672 00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:40,350 达令 673 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,720 在我数到3之前给我乖乖出来 674 00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:44,050 1 675 00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:45,610 大事不妙…快逃吧… 676 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:46,710 2 677 00:39:46,790 --> 00:39:47,310 不要啊 678 00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:49,330 3 679 00:39:54,030 --> 00:39:55,520 虽说发生两次是悲剧 680 00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:57,860 三次则是喜剧 681 00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:00,530 但也不能让他们这样闹一辈子 682 00:40:01,710 --> 00:40:06,230 （大阪烧） 683 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:08,240 事情就是这样 684 00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:08,940 老实说 685 00:40:09,010 --> 00:40:11,280 当昨晚樱花老师将这些话告诉我的时候 686 00:40:11,350 --> 00:40:13,320 我也觉得实在难以置信 687 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,150 不过，不论是今天的战车事件 688 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:17,650 或是昨天夜里的那件事 689 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:18,850 回头仔细想想 690 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,320 近来确实发生太多不可思议的事 691 00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:21,620 所以事已至此 692 00:40:21,690 --> 00:40:23,160 也不需要再对此存疑 693 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:24,020 因此 694 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:26,650 我们必顷亲手来揭发真相 695 00:40:26,730 --> 00:40:29,360 组成真相明察委员会… 696 00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:30,020 你们这些家伙 697 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,330 稍微把别人的话听进去行不行啊 698 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,440 别那么大声吼叫啦 699 00:40:34,510 --> 00:40:36,270 我有好好在听啊 700 00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:37,470 不过，该怎么说呢 701 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:40,240 就是总觉得缺少真实感 702 00:40:40,310 --> 00:40:44,540 也就是时间与空间变得乱七八糟是吧？ 703 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:45,170 我明白了 704 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:46,240 大家都认同这点 705 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,940 对吧？没有异议 706 00:40:48,350 --> 00:40:49,510 不过啊 707 00:40:49,590 --> 00:40:50,580 不过就算那样 708 00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:53,650 又会对我们造成怎样的实际损害？ 709 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,160 我们必顷先搞清楚这点 710 00:40:55,230 --> 00:40:56,620 对，首领 711 00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:58,250 温泉标志消失了？ 712 00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,190 错乱僧失踪了？ 713 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:01,490 一二 714 00:41:01,770 --> 00:41:03,200 万岁 715 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,860 事实就是如此 716 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,340 妖怪和尚跟学生公敌消失个一两只 717 00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:11,000 根本就用不着我们采取行动 718 00:41:11,070 --> 00:41:12,540 根本谈不下去 719 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,840 仔细想想 720 00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:17,610 是我太浅虑了，才会找你们商量 721 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,010 樱花老师 722 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:19,980 先等等 723 00:41:20,050 --> 00:41:22,140 综合炒面马上就要来了 724 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:24,240 那我就先走一步了 725 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,080 喂，面堂 726 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,120 这个 727 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:28,390 这是什么？ 728 00:41:28,630 --> 00:41:30,750 是什么？帐单啊 729 00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:34,890 樱花与拉姆以及阿忍的份确实是由我来支付 730 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:35,450 但是 731 00:41:35,530 --> 00:41:39,160 为何我要连你们的份都得付？ 732 00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:56,520 由至今的事情发展研判 733 00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:59,780 一切都是起于这所友引高中 734 00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:01,950 这是超乎人类智慧所能理解的超自然现象？ 735 00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:03,720 还是某人的阴谋？ 736 00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:04,620 不管怎样 737 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,820 趁着无人的夜间进行调查 738 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,730 应该就能掌握到什么线索 739 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,660 我们闯进去吧 740 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,520 为了预防万一 741 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,590 樱花与阿忍就留在这里待命 742 00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:15,500 其他人则跟我走 743 00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:16,470 好 744 00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,810 你看到那把刀了吗 745 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,140 白天的时候明明断掉了 746 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:22,180 竟然又长出来了 747 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:24,180 简直就像是壁虎的尾巴 748 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,210 灯塔底部最为黑暗 749 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,220 他就是不会注意到自己的事 750 00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:32,260 平头跟小鬼负责调查一楼 751 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,380 是 752 00:42:34,420 --> 00:42:35,910 眼镜仔与卷毛负责二楼 753 00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:36,720 好 754 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,560 诸星负责三楼 755 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,260 拉姆和我到钟塔去 756 00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:42,420 OK 757 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,230 我又不是小孩子 758 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:49,200 谁要陪你们玩探险游戏啊 759 00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:50,640 我要到贩卖部的小龙那里 760 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:52,000 去度过一段快乐的… 761 00:42:54,610 --> 00:42:55,740 好可怕 762 00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:57,040 暗暗的好可怕 763 00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:59,080 暗暗的…好可怕 764 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,680 面堂怎么会… 765 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:22,100 不过，面堂那家伙还真是卑鄙 766 00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:25,470 明知我们身无分文还故意拐我们去吃东西 767 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:29,240 等到要付帐了才藉机对我们提出交换条件 768 00:43:29,310 --> 00:43:30,680 虽说要进行调查 769 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:34,440 但究竟要怎么查？查什么？我却是一头雾水 770 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,680 该说他是缺乏计划 771 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,810 还是打算随机应变． 772 00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:39,880 喂，你有在听吗？眼镜仔 773 00:43:40,590 --> 00:43:42,420 我有在听 774 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,790 终太郎 775 00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:50,430 终太郎 776 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:51,930 他跑到哪里去了啊 777 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,990 终太郎 778 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,200 你在哪里啊 779 00:43:56,270 --> 00:43:57,800 达令 780 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,770 达令 781 00:44:06,650 --> 00:44:07,710 平…平头 782 00:44:07,780 --> 00:44:09,410 把走廊的灯打开啦 783 00:44:09,490 --> 00:44:11,850 现在暗成这样你跟我说也没用啊 784 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,680 找…找到了 785 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,520 呃…哪个才是啊 786 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:20,220 随便啦，你就全部打开啦 787 00:44:28,170 --> 00:44:30,730 有…有好多个我 788 00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:31,930 有好多个… 789 00:44:36,810 --> 00:44:37,710 达令 790 00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:41,650 暗暗的好可怕… 791 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,450 达令 792 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,150 拉姆？ 793 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:44,950 还没好吗？ 794 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:46,550 别催我啦 795 00:44:56,630 --> 00:44:57,690 达令 796 00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:06,670 拉姆 797 00:45:13,250 --> 00:45:14,950 看来好像开始了 798 00:45:15,020 --> 00:45:17,110 面堂他们不要紧吧？ 799 00:45:17,290 --> 00:45:18,980 应该是不会有生命危险 800 00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:21,960 他们八成正怕得四处逃窜吧 801 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,630 你好好看清楚校舍 802 00:45:25,460 --> 00:45:26,760 建造60年 803 00:45:26,830 --> 00:45:29,920 木造灰泥三层楼的钟塔校舍 804 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,230 是何时变成四层楼的？ 805 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:36,600 那群人在里头究竟横冲直撞成什么模样 806 00:45:36,670 --> 00:45:37,700 我不用看也知道 807 00:45:37,770 --> 00:45:38,600 那么… 808 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,340 你从一开始就知道会这样？ 809 00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:44,710 这次一连串事件的中心确实就位于友引高中 810 00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:46,840 不过，就算对建筑本身进行调查 811 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,750 也不会有什么结果 812 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:50,150 重点就在于引发事端 813 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:51,480 就像昨夜一样 814 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,590 然后一定会出现什么反应 815 00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,720 除了藉此判断情况外 816 00:45:54,790 --> 00:45:56,730 我们没有其它方法能逼近问题核心 817 00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:57,860 走吧 818 00:45:57,930 --> 00:45:58,950 轮到你出场了 819 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:02,860 达令 820 00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:05,220 你在哪里啊？ 821 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:17,240 达令 822 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,780 撒退…撒退撒退 823 00:46:22,850 --> 00:46:24,550 撒退啦 824 00:46:24,590 --> 00:46:25,180 怪了 825 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:26,450 你们是怎么啦？ 826 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:29,520 这么晚了他们还在做什么？ 827 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,360 每天晚上都看类似的节目 828 00:46:33,430 --> 00:46:34,800 你也还真不会腻耶 829 00:46:35,370 --> 00:46:36,200 太太 830 00:46:36,270 --> 00:46:37,930 不行啊，纯二 831 00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:41,730 喂，快点我要离开这个鬼地方 832 00:46:46,310 --> 00:46:46,800 咦？ 833 00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,940 你们在那里做什么？ 834 00:46:48,110 --> 00:46:49,700 喂，你们 835 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,780 在那种地方表演什么特技？ 836 00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:01,350 来吧 837 00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:19,530 接下来该怎么办？ 838 00:47:19,610 --> 00:47:22,080 就算车开得再久也只会重蹈昨夜的覆辙 839 00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:24,640 到友引银座大道的马赫轩去 840 00:47:24,710 --> 00:47:26,270 怎么？你肚子饿了吗？ 841 00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:28,040 立食蒿麦面店马赫轩 842 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,920 其实是面堂家友引地区的紧急应变中心 843 00:47:30,990 --> 00:47:33,510 那里备有紧急逃离用的垂直起降机 844 00:47:33,590 --> 00:47:34,350 原来如此 845 00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:35,950 还有飞机这一招啊 846 00:47:36,030 --> 00:47:36,860 好吧 847 00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:47,370 真教人受不了 848 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,170 照这情形来看也没办法来碗面填饱肚子了 849 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,190 面堂亭、面堂亭 850 00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:16,360 这里是终太郎 851 00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:17,870 请回答，完毕 852 00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:20,200 是的，上海亭 853 00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:21,240 不好意思 854 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:22,530 叉烧面3碗 855 00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:24,130 刚才已经送出去了 856 00:48:24,210 --> 00:48:25,870 谁跟你叫面了 857 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,740 樱花，请上来吧 858 00:48:27,810 --> 00:48:29,780 等我们回到宅邸之后会马上派直升机过来 859 00:48:29,850 --> 00:48:31,510 剩下的人就先在这里待命… 860 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,840 事到如今你总不能那么对我们吧 861 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:38,050 既然如此，我们就同舟共济休戚与共 862 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,490 就算是到地狱底端我也奉陪随你们便 863 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,850 要是掉下去了我可不管 864 00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:18,960 飞起来了，飞起来了 865 00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:21,760 翅膀啊，那就是友引之灯 866 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,550 开玩笑的 867 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:24,620 帅呆了 868 00:49:25,870 --> 00:49:28,670 再会了，友引 869 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:31,500 敔程的船只… 870 00:49:31,570 --> 00:49:32,100 吵死人了 871 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:34,040 你真的是个音痴耶 872 00:49:34,110 --> 00:49:35,370 安静点 873 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,050 怎…怎么… 874 00:49:49,260 --> 00:49:50,350 怎么可能… 875 00:50:11,710 --> 00:50:13,380 怎么可能会有这种事 876 00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:35,670 面堂 877 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:37,830 沿着城镇的外围飞 878 00:50:38,570 --> 00:50:39,730 那个的确是… 879 00:50:51,650 --> 00:50:52,640 果然是叔父 880 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:56,920 我才在想最近都没看到他 881 00:50:56,990 --> 00:50:58,430 原来他在这种地方 882 00:50:58,490 --> 00:50:59,360 喂，你们看 883 00:51:05,170 --> 00:51:06,290 温泉标志？ 884 00:51:13,410 --> 00:51:14,430 燃料不足？ 885 00:51:14,510 --> 00:51:16,880 怎么会，明明才飞没几分钟啊 886 00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:17,840 怎么了？ 887 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,410 没办法，我们回去 888 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,040 回去…那个城镇？ 889 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,250 还有其它选择吗？ 890 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,290 还是说要把你丢在错乱僧头上？ 891 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:40,390 不行了 892 00:51:40,470 --> 00:51:41,900 撑不到马赫轩 893 00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:44,030 我得在附近强行着陆 894 00:51:44,110 --> 00:51:45,160 抓紧了 895 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:54,610 很吵耶 896 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,780 都什么时候了 897 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:04,420 爸爸、妈妈 898 00:52:04,490 --> 00:52:05,520 我们回来了 899 00:52:06,130 --> 00:52:07,390 晚安 900 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,990 今晚也要麻烦两位照顾了 901 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:13,670 我说你们啊… 902 00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,680 整颗剥皮蕃茄罐头1罐 903 00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,560 牛井料理包12包 904 00:52:38,730 --> 00:52:41,490 速食干杯面16碗，有附汤的那种 905 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,000 可乐一公升装的3瓶 906 00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:44,090 甜玉米6罐 907 00:52:44,170 --> 00:52:45,030 沙丁羔片5罐 908 00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:45,900 海底鸡… 909 00:52:45,970 --> 00:52:46,940 喂，你有没有在听啊？ 910 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,200 你讲太快了啦 911 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,330 卷毛 912 00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:51,030 海底鸡买羔松的可以吗？ 913 00:52:51,110 --> 00:52:51,970 应该可以吧 914 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,130 虽然我也不太清楚 915 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,270 低筋面粉2包 916 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,500 义大利面1打 917 00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:58,170 沙拉油2瓶 918 00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,980 鲳羔子香松3箱 919 00:53:00,050 --> 00:53:01,640 起司饼干5包 920 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:04,310 麻婆豆腐调味包2包 921 00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:05,850 178元 922 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:07,050 230元 923 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,490 572元 924 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,390 100元 925 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,980 最后是125元 926 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:14,000 一共是10823元 927 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,050 我们走吧 928 00:53:15,130 --> 00:53:17,730 再耗下去的话又会被阿当他妈骂到臭头了 929 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,930 好痛 930 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,700 小鬼 931 00:53:19,770 --> 00:53:22,460 你胸前口袋里的巧克力是怎么回事？ 932 00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:25,610 因为我从之前就很想吃吃看嘛 933 00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:27,770 这里面还加了馅呢 934 00:53:29,710 --> 00:53:31,080 粮食的调度 935 00:53:31,150 --> 00:53:33,140 即便只是一颗泡泡糖 936 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:35,150 也得照着阿当他妈的指示购买 937 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:37,710 你应该没有忘了这个大原则吧 938 00:53:37,790 --> 00:53:38,810 小鬼 939 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,320 这个城镇里的粮食 940 00:53:40,390 --> 00:53:41,480 无论是一粒米还是一根POCKY 941 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,960 都是大家的共有财产 942 00:53:44,030 --> 00:53:45,290 你为了自己欲望 943 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,560 而将其占为己有 944 00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:48,320 这个行为足以判你个罪该万死 945 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,990 我…我会把它放回去的 946 00:53:50,070 --> 00:53:50,960 把他带走 947 00:53:51,030 --> 00:53:51,800 回去之后 948 00:53:51,870 --> 00:53:53,930 即刻召开人民法庭决定其罚责 949 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,130 我不要 950 00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:57,760 我不要被解剖 951 00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,340 笨蛋 952 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:06,080 借用10823元 953 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,350 走吧 954 00:54:23,630 --> 00:54:25,030 我叫眼镜仔 955 00:54:25,370 --> 00:54:29,030 过去是就读于友引高中的一介平凡高中生 956 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,900 持续和无趣的日常生活奋斗 957 00:54:30,970 --> 00:54:33,170 穿着木屐的生活者 958 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:37,140 但是那晚从垂直起降机的驾驶舱所目击到的震惊光景 959 00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:39,510 大大地改变了我们的命运 960 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,970 自我们以垂直起降机强行着陆于阿当家的隔天起 961 00:54:44,050 --> 00:54:46,180 世界仿佛什么事都没发生过似的 962 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,950 改变了外观 963 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,760 一如往常的城镇 964 00:54:50,990 --> 00:54:52,650 一如往常的街角商店 965 00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:55,390 一如往常的公园 966 00:54:55,460 --> 00:54:56,160 但是 967 00:54:56,230 --> 00:54:57,460 却有着什么不同 968 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:02,930 川流的车潮自大马路上消失 969 00:55:03,010 --> 00:55:06,270 钢琴声不再由住宅的庭院中传出 970 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,500 牛井屋的柜台前 971 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:11,340 也不再有匆忙吃着东西的人们 972 00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:13,580 这个城镇中 973 00:55:13,650 --> 00:55:15,120 不，这个世界中 974 00:55:15,180 --> 00:55:17,050 只剩下我们 975 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,580 让人怀念的人们全都突然消失了身影 976 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,420 数日后 977 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:26,260 以荒废为名的时间已四处横行 978 00:55:26,930 --> 00:55:28,660 如此平静 979 00:55:28,730 --> 00:55:32,190 如此愕然的终结究竟谁曾经预料到？ 980 00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:34,660 西元纪年竟会随着人类过去历经数千年 981 00:55:34,740 --> 00:55:37,330 汲汲营营所建构起来的文明 982 00:55:38,530 --> 00:55:39,990 一同结束 983 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,860 但是 984 00:55:42,930 --> 00:55:47,390 对存活下来的我们而言结束不过是全新的开始 985 00:55:47,470 --> 00:55:49,730 从世界宣告终结的那天起 986 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,210 我们为了生存而奋斗的日子便展开了 987 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:54,840 奇妙的是 988 00:55:54,910 --> 00:55:57,340 阿当家附近的便利超商 989 00:55:57,410 --> 00:55:59,470 竟不将不断扩大范围的荒废当作一回事 990 00:55:59,550 --> 00:56:00,880 依旧维持着其英姿 991 00:56:00,950 --> 00:56:04,410 以其丰富的食品及日常杂货等陈列昂然而立着 992 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,750 而更奇妙的是 993 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:08,650 阿当家无论电力 994 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:12,120 瓦斯还是自来水都照常供应 995 00:56:12,390 --> 00:56:13,760 让人惊讶的是 996 00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:16,300 就连报纸也仍照常送达 997 00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:18,600 当然我们便以 998 00:56:18,670 --> 00:56:21,100 “事关人类存续”这个冠冕堂皇的理由 999 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:24,000 把阿当家作为生活的据点 1000 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:26,670 但是不知为何 1001 00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:29,070 樱花老师却急急忙忙的开了家牛井屋“拂给” 1002 00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:30,300 宣布说要自食其力 1003 00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:32,110 接着是龙之介父女 1004 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:34,440 在学校遗迹地开设了滨茶屋 1005 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:35,740 而面堂则是… 1006 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,350 日复一日的乘着战车四处跑 1007 00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:44,650 八成是为了消磨欲求不满吧 1008 00:56:44,930 --> 00:56:47,090 偶尔还会开炮个没完 1009 00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:49,360 我不晓得他究竟在不满什么 1010 00:56:49,430 --> 00:56:50,450 但实在是不讨人喜欢 1011 00:56:52,470 --> 00:56:55,870 不知自从那个命运的夜晚后究竟又过了多少岁月 1012 00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:57,330 可是现在 1013 00:56:57,410 --> 00:56:59,400 在这个由我们逐渐建构起来的世界里 1014 00:56:59,470 --> 00:57:01,310 时钟与月历都派不上用场 1015 00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:05,140 我们将通过食衣住都获得保障的生存考验 1016 00:57:05,210 --> 00:57:08,880 将过去无数先行者都未能加以实现的地球乐园 1017 00:57:08,950 --> 00:57:11,440 也就是那永远的香格里拉令其成为真实 1018 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,350 啊，我心中同时存在着被选中的陶醉与不安 1019 00:57:15,420 --> 00:57:19,290 在我体认到人类的未来全都寄托在我们身上之时 1020 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,890 我感动得几乎头晕目眩 1021 00:57:22,100 --> 00:57:22,590 哎呀 1022 00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:24,030 你怎么啦，眼镜仔 1023 00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,900 中暑了吧 1024 00:57:25,970 --> 00:57:28,560 所以我才要你戴帽子的嘛 1025 00:57:29,970 --> 00:57:32,630 眼镜仔着”友引前史”第一卷 1026 00:57:32,710 --> 00:57:36,610 节选自”度过终结”序论第三章 1027 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:02,760 你下去吧什么？ 1028 00:59:45,410 --> 00:59:46,810 汤头不够味 1029 00:59:46,870 --> 00:59:47,970 不过，只有细面实在有些乏味 1030 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,810 上菜了 1031 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:50,970 没有异议 1032 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,210 妈妈，完全不够吃 1033 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,610 得快点上菜才行 1034 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,450 好好 1035 00:59:56,850 --> 00:59:58,380 好好好 1036 00:59:58,450 --> 00:59:58,940 真是的 1037 00:59:59,020 --> 01:00:01,050 光要喂饱阿当就够我忙的了 1038 01:00:01,220 --> 01:00:02,310 阿忍 1039 01:00:02,390 --> 01:00:04,150 葱连绿色的部分也要用喔 1040 01:00:04,230 --> 01:00:06,220 是，我知道，伯母 1041 01:00:06,460 --> 01:00:07,830 真是让我省了不少工夫 1042 01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:09,800 幸好有你在这里帮忙 1043 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:12,130 干脆你就直接住下来好了 1044 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,760 讨厌，伯母您真是的 1045 01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:32,150 终太郎，一起去游泳吧 1046 01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:33,280 嗨，拉姆 1047 01:00:33,890 --> 01:00:35,220 我现在不太方便 1048 01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:37,590 你为什么不跟大家一起玩呢？ 1049 01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:39,960 因为我得去调查一些事情 1050 01:00:40,030 --> 01:00:40,930 再见 1051 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,990 拉姆，再不快点走的话 1052 01:00:44,070 --> 01:00:46,630 西瓜就不冰了啦 1053 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,960 好凉快喔 1054 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:05,480 拉姆 1055 01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:09,120 你觉得…这个世界如何？ 1056 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,590 非常快乐 1057 01:01:11,990 --> 01:01:12,890 拜拜 1058 01:01:40,390 --> 01:01:43,620 拿来… 1059 01:01:44,090 --> 01:01:47,190 伯母，已经吃完了 1060 01:01:47,260 --> 01:01:48,350 好 1061 01:01:48,630 --> 01:01:50,150 沙拉做得如何了？ 1062 01:01:50,230 --> 01:01:52,890 有连高丽菜心都用吗？ 1063 01:01:53,670 --> 01:01:54,630 有的，妈妈 1064 01:01:57,270 --> 01:01:58,400 哎呀，拉姆 1065 01:01:58,470 --> 01:01:59,530 阿忍呢？ 1066 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:01,230 我不晓得耶 1067 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:02,900 怪了 1068 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:04,950 这个时候她跑哪里去了啊 1069 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,310 不过，她也没别的地方可去 1070 01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,440 应该马上就会回来吧 1071 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,550 但是，阿忍却没有回来 1072 01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:14,580 即便到了隔天早晨 1073 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,350 然后 1074 01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:18,690 再隔一天 1075 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:20,930 龙之介 1076 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,960 龙之介也失踪了 1077 01:02:23,130 --> 01:02:25,500 煮到一半的关东煮也整锅留在那里 1078 01:02:25,570 --> 01:02:28,760 感觉她好像只是出去办点事似的 1079 01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:31,700 尽管我们拼命搜寻 1080 01:02:31,770 --> 01:02:34,240 但他们两人的下落却依旧成谜 1081 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,510 找到了，是阿忍 1082 01:02:50,590 --> 01:02:51,490 果然没错 1083 01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:58,690 阿忍，阿忍 1084 01:02:59,330 --> 01:03:00,560 冷静点，面堂 1085 01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:04,760 龙之介应该也成了类似的模样就在那附近 1086 01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,000 那只是幻影 1087 01:03:06,070 --> 01:03:06,940 幻影？ 1088 01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:08,370 辛苦你了 1089 01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:09,670 我马上拉你上来 1090 01:03:15,220 --> 01:03:16,770 先姑且不论叔父 1091 01:03:17,220 --> 01:03:20,240 事先察觉事态核心的温泉标志 1092 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:24,020 然后是阿当的花心对象阿忍与龙之介 1093 01:03:24,090 --> 01:03:27,060 再怎么想接下来应该就会轮到我了 1094 01:03:33,230 --> 01:03:38,100 盼与君两人单独详谈 1095 01:03:38,170 --> 01:03:39,500 有感世间无常 1096 01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:44,880 并对今后我等应有之生活有所悟欲与君共亨 1097 01:03:44,950 --> 01:03:47,610 今夜于友引高中钟塔遗迹 1098 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,980 恭候大驾 1099 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:50,710 樱花 1100 01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:52,220 樱花 1101 01:03:52,450 --> 01:03:53,250 让你久等了 1102 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,880 来得好啊，诸星 1103 01:03:57,590 --> 01:03:58,320 咦？ 1104 01:03:58,390 --> 01:04:00,520 面堂，你怎么会在这里？ 1105 01:04:00,730 --> 01:04:01,820 是我叫他来的 1106 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:05,600 那“”盼与君两人单独”是… 1107 01:04:05,670 --> 01:04:07,070 骗你的我要回去 1108 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,160 你要回去？ 1109 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,330 你打算回哪里去？诸星 1110 01:04:11,570 --> 01:04:13,560 但我确实有话要跟你说 1111 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,730 你就姑且留下来听听如何？诸星 1112 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:17,170 是 1113 01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,340 诸星，我跟你说 1114 01:04:22,820 --> 01:04:24,880 当你们在这个马虎含糊的世界 1115 01:04:24,950 --> 01:04:27,550 无所事事耽溺于嬉戏玩耍的时候 1116 01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:30,490 我可不光是为了恶作剧而开着战车四处晃的 1117 01:04:31,090 --> 01:04:33,030 我持续与樱花保持联络 1118 01:04:33,090 --> 01:04:35,290 调查这个世界的构造就是为了要找出 1119 01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,850 回到原来世界的对策 1120 01:04:38,770 --> 01:04:40,320 那还真是辛苦你了 1121 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,560 那是段多么辛苦的日子啊 1122 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,000 我也很想玩的啊 1123 01:04:45,070 --> 01:04:46,060 我也很想忘记一切 1124 01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:48,540 也很想与拉姆度过快乐的日子 1125 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,440 那你就别装模作样一起来玩不就好了 1126 01:04:51,510 --> 01:04:52,480 你说什么？ 1127 01:04:52,550 --> 01:04:54,450 也不好好思索自己目前的情况 1128 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,070 只会不事生产，脑满肠肥 1129 01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:57,410 你这家伙实在是… 1130 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,420 别吵了 1131 01:04:58,490 --> 01:04:59,710 冷静点，面堂 1132 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:00,910 快进入正题 1133 01:05:01,620 --> 01:05:02,920 失礼了，我一时激动就… 1134 01:05:03,690 --> 01:05:05,060 那我就为了脑筋不好的你 1135 01:05:05,130 --> 01:05:08,030 依序照理论来说明吧 1136 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:08,820 听好了 1137 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:12,530 这个桌子就是在那只巨大乌龟背上的我们的世界 1138 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,590 也就是这个友引町 1139 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,770 你也见过的 1140 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:16,830 对，我是见过 1141 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:18,830 然后这个就是你家 1142 01:05:19,310 --> 01:05:23,940 根据我以豹型坦克主炮的射程为基础进行测量的结果 1143 01:05:24,010 --> 01:05:28,140 它刚好就位在这个直径约2公里的圆形世界的中心 1144 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,510 正如字面上的涵义是”世界中心” 1145 01:05:31,890 --> 01:05:34,950 虽然光是这个位于乌龟背上翱翔在天空的世界 1146 01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,750 已经十分异常 1147 01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:39,050 但问题其实在于别的地方 1148 01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:40,920 为什么只有诸星家的 1149 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,960 瓦斯、自来水、电力仍照常供应呢？ 1150 01:05:44,030 --> 01:05:47,360 应该说是，那是由谁供应的？ 1151 01:05:47,430 --> 01:05:48,700 有收到帐单吗？ 1152 01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:49,700 完全没有 1153 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:52,200 供你跟眼镜仔他们狂吃的 1154 01:05:52,270 --> 01:05:55,440 便利超商的粮食为何会取之不尽？ 1155 01:05:55,510 --> 01:05:56,940 再进一步追溯 1156 01:05:57,010 --> 01:05:59,540 这个镇里的居民们究竟都消失到哪里去了 1157 01:05:59,610 --> 01:06:01,080 而且还是在一夜之间 1158 01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:02,910 究竟是为什么？ 1159 01:06:02,980 --> 01:06:03,970 我哪会知道 1160 01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:07,490 除去对日常生活完全不会造成不便这点． 1161 01:06:07,550 --> 01:06:08,350 不 1162 01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:10,750 为了消扶日常生活的不便 1163 01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:12,660 这个世界实在是建构得马虎含糊 1164 01:06:12,730 --> 01:06:14,990 可以说是荒唐至极 1165 01:06:15,060 --> 01:06:16,320 根本就是乱七八糟 1166 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,630 这样的世界就物理上而言根本就不可能会存在 1167 01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,890 若是真的能够存在，除非… 1168 01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:22,930 在梦里头…是吗？ 1169 01:06:23,340 --> 01:06:25,270 诸星，你这家伙竟然早就… 1170 01:06:25,340 --> 01:06:26,700 注意到这件事了 1171 01:06:26,770 --> 01:06:27,470 不只是我 1172 01:06:27,540 --> 01:06:28,440 眼镜仔他们也是 1173 01:06:28,710 --> 01:06:30,700 不过，这个结论实在过于浅显 1174 01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:33,250 于是就没将它说出口 1175 01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:36,610 看来你真是白费工夫了，面堂 1176 01:06:37,890 --> 01:06:39,110 既然已经想到原因 1177 01:06:39,190 --> 01:06:40,740 你们怎么还能成天吃暍玩乐？ 1178 01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:42,880 我对你们的那种态度实在是… 1179 01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:45,220 我们也只好继续玩下去啊 1180 01:06:45,290 --> 01:06:47,320 反正又不晓得这是谁的梦 1181 01:06:47,530 --> 01:06:48,960 喔…不晓得？ 1182 01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:48,960 这样啊 1183 01:06:50,030 --> 01:06:51,120 你不晓得啊 1184 01:06:52,630 --> 01:06:54,930 活该，原来你不晓得啊 1185 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,800 畦哈哈的大洗海水浴场（搞笑） 1186 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,970 但我可晓得喔 1187 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,940 听好了，诸星 1188 01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:06,040 这只是简单的消去法 1189 01:07:06,850 --> 01:07:08,140 首先可以确定这不是我与樱花 1190 01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:12,080 还有消失的阿忍及龙之介的梦 1191 01:07:12,690 --> 01:07:14,180 你的双亲 1192 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,520 家里头赖了那么多人不走应该只会感到困扰 1193 01:07:17,590 --> 01:07:18,460 所以可以加以剔除 1194 01:07:18,530 --> 01:07:20,580 也确定不会是你 1195 01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:22,390 不然现在这个世界 1196 01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:23,760 早就全是女人了 1197 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,090 你还真了解我 1198 01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:26,430 除去小鬼天、小猪 1199 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:30,300 独生女失踪的龙之介爸爸 1200 01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:31,900 还剩下5个人 1201 01:07:32,170 --> 01:07:36,010 眼镜仔他们跟拉姆住在一起想必相当愉快 1202 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:38,940 问题在于不应该会是四个人都出现 1203 01:07:39,010 --> 01:07:39,570 若这真是个梦 1204 01:07:39,650 --> 01:07:41,310 本人当然会想先占先赢 1205 01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:43,980 我可不认为他们是愿意让其他三人 1206 01:07:44,050 --> 01:07:45,680 共亨美好回忆的慈善家 1207 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:46,650 这么一来… 1208 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:47,620 是拉姆？ 1209 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:50,680 真是那样吗？ 1210 01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:51,590 什么？ 1211 01:07:51,690 --> 01:07:54,060 你的意思是我的推理有误？ 1212 01:07:54,130 --> 01:07:55,760 其它的事情我不清楚 1213 01:07:55,830 --> 01:07:58,200 但我不认为她会想让阿忍与小龙失踪 1214 01:07:58,270 --> 01:08:00,700 她并不是会做出那种事的女人 1215 01:08:00,770 --> 01:08:03,170 长年待在她身旁的我是再清楚不过了 1216 01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,100 诸星 1217 01:08:04,170 --> 01:08:06,070 你这家伙竟然敢厚着脸皮说出这种话 1218 01:08:06,140 --> 01:08:08,870 关于这点我也抱持着同样的意见 1219 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,610 你至今所说的话 1220 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,150 大抵都有抓到重点 1221 01:08:13,450 --> 01:08:15,750 不过假使拉姆真是乙姬（龙宫公主） 1222 01:08:15,820 --> 01:08:19,050 但将人带进龙宫里的却是乌龟 1223 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:20,710 你忘了为了实现拉姆的愿望 1224 01:08:20,790 --> 01:08:25,550 而创造出这个世界的第三者存在的可能性 1225 01:08:26,130 --> 01:08:28,220 对对，就是那样没错 1226 01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:29,520 你在佩服什么啊？ 1227 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,430 我所指的就是你 1228 01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:36,000 请问…那是什么意思？ 1229 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,330 意思是你就是那只乌龟 1230 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,940 樱花，你又在说笑了 1231 01:08:45,010 --> 01:08:47,540 那你的意思是说这个世界是由我创造出来的吗？ 1232 01:08:47,610 --> 01:08:48,510 正是如此 1233 01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,480 樱花 1234 01:08:50,650 --> 01:08:54,590 区区的高中生怎么可能办得到那么不得了的事 1235 01:08:55,190 --> 01:08:57,380 区区的高中生在那里 1236 01:08:57,660 --> 01:08:58,920 你可以出来了 1237 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,550 让大家久等了 1238 01:09:01,630 --> 01:09:03,460 正主儿登场，请多指教 1239 01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:05,560 这…这是怎么回事？ 1240 01:09:05,730 --> 01:09:07,260 聪明反被聪明误 1241 01:09:07,330 --> 01:09:10,630 你想诱我们上当自己却反而中计 1242 01:09:10,700 --> 01:09:12,730 你以为这个男的收到我的信 1243 01:09:12,810 --> 01:09:14,470 会乖乖等到晚上吗？ 1244 01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:17,180 我一收到信就马上去找樱花了 1245 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,370 那时还是白天 1246 01:09:24,690 --> 01:09:27,380 今晚你休想使出以往的手段 1247 01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:29,580 不然你就破坏这个结界看看 1248 01:09:29,990 --> 01:09:31,250 目昧了 1249 01:09:32,630 --> 01:09:34,490 哎呀，被发现了啊 1250 01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:36,720 你们两个也真是坏心眼 1251 01:09:39,630 --> 01:09:40,660 可恶的妖怪 1252 01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:41,790 受死吧 1253 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,300 你先退下 1254 01:09:44,370 --> 01:09:46,400 他可不是你能应付的对手 1255 01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:50,470 我认为你就是梦邪鬼，对吧？ 1256 01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:53,210 我确实是梦邪鬼初次见面请多指教 1257 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:54,740 不过，这位大姊 1258 01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,870 你还真是见多识广啊 1259 01:09:57,050 --> 01:09:57,810 我怎么会不知道你 1260 01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,510 “梦中邪鬼”即写为“梦邪鬼” 1261 01:09:59,590 --> 01:10:00,250 如名所示 1262 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,150 是个操纵梦境 1263 01:10:01,220 --> 01:10:04,450 以将邪恶种子植入人心为乐的恶鬼 1264 01:10:06,130 --> 01:10:07,820 满是血腥的历史黑暗面背后 1265 01:10:07,890 --> 01:10:11,690 常可见你在其中担任幕后黑手 1266 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,100 是谁让原本内向的画家学徒 1267 01:10:15,170 --> 01:10:17,860 成为疯狂独裁者的？ 1268 01:10:18,410 --> 01:10:19,460 原本以热爱诗作 1269 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:21,440 施行仁政而闻名的皇帝 1270 01:10:21,510 --> 01:10:22,910 又为何会进行血腥专制 1271 01:10:22,980 --> 01:10:25,670 最后竟然还放火烧了自己的都城？ 1272 01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:28,240 虔诚的使徒背叛自己的老师 1273 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:31,410 忠实的朋友举刃刺杀其盟友 1274 01:10:32,090 --> 01:10:34,520 布鲁特，你也有份吗？ 1275 01:10:34,790 --> 01:10:38,620 还有对在菩提树下修行的释迦牟尼施以诱惑的 1276 01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:41,130 让亚当与夏娃吃下禁果的 1277 01:10:41,190 --> 01:10:43,220 全都是由于你所灌输的邪恶梦境 1278 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:45,320 而让他们迷失了自我 1279 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,930 等等，等等，大姊你先等等 1280 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,230 你那么说究竟有何根据？ 1281 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:52,290 你向我讨根据？ 1282 01:10:52,510 --> 01:10:54,630 全国十万巫女必备的 1283 01:10:54,710 --> 01:10:57,340 “恶灵大百科”中可是写得一清二楚 1284 01:10:58,480 --> 01:10:59,470 用不着辩驳 1285 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:02,680 我不晓得你究竟想利用拉姆的梦来进行什么阴谋 1286 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,740 既然你的真实身分已经曝光 1287 01:11:04,820 --> 01:11:06,720 你的计划也遭识破 1288 01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:09,760 我要你马上放我们离开这个梦世界 1289 01:11:09,820 --> 01:11:11,150 然后远离这个地方 1290 01:11:12,130 --> 01:11:14,030 听这位大姊这么一说 1291 01:11:14,090 --> 01:11:16,150 我还真成了个恶魔 1292 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:17,420 你本来就是 1293 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,620 这可不是开玩笑的 1294 01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:22,000 和你们这些人类相比 1295 01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,830 我的法术的确高明多了 1296 01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:26,240 我也活了很久 1297 01:11:27,570 --> 01:11:28,400 也对 1298 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:29,910 问题就出在这里 1299 01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:31,740 我活得太久了 1300 01:11:32,850 --> 01:11:36,580 我已经见识过无数人的梦 1301 01:11:37,050 --> 01:11:39,250 大姊你刚才提到的那些人里 1302 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:42,780 我确实有为其中几位编织过梦境 1303 01:11:43,020 --> 01:11:45,550 不过，你可千万别误会啊 1304 01:11:45,630 --> 01:11:46,680 我所创造的 1305 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,420 纯粹是那个人想见到的梦 1306 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:52,590 所以，若那个梦变得邪恶 1307 01:11:52,670 --> 01:11:56,100 也全是因为那个人有着邪恶的愿望 1308 01:11:56,170 --> 01:11:59,300 “善恶全在当事者的心中” 1309 01:11:59,370 --> 01:12:01,240 这是科学家常用的诡辩 1310 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,010 我也制造过许多好梦啊 1311 01:12:04,850 --> 01:12:07,110 只是每个都无法长久持续 1312 01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:08,940 每个都会违背我的原意而成为恶梦 1313 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:11,680 最后被那只饿死鬼给吞下肚 1314 01:12:12,990 --> 01:12:15,850 然后我就会再去寻找其它的梦碎片 1315 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,910 从那里到这里 1316 01:12:16,990 --> 01:12:18,250 从这里到那里 1317 01:12:18,330 --> 01:12:20,290 不断重复同样的事情 1318 01:12:20,630 --> 01:12:22,620 但是我已经累了 1319 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,690 我也想过干脆就不要再去帮别人作梦 1320 01:12:25,770 --> 01:12:27,100 无声无息地消失 1321 01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:29,960 那样或许还会轻松许多 1322 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,300 就在那时候 1323 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,180 我遇到了那个人 1324 01:12:38,650 --> 01:12:41,840 那是在某个水族馆里 1325 01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:52,390 我一看到她就明白 1326 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,590 她是来自一个相当与众不同星球的人 1327 01:12:55,730 --> 01:12:57,420 因为她是外星人嘛 1328 01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:04,800 请问… 1329 01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,730 你喜欢羔吗？ 1330 01:13:08,010 --> 01:13:08,940 还好 1331 01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:11,910 你跟男朋友吵架了吧 1332 01:13:12,650 --> 01:13:13,610 这种地方 1333 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:18,120 可不像是你这种可爱姑娘一个人会来的地方 1334 01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:20,510 啊，容我自我介绍 1335 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:22,780 梦邪鬼先生 1336 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:23,980 我叫拉姆喔 1337 01:13:24,060 --> 01:13:25,420 拉姆喔小姐？ 1338 01:13:25,630 --> 01:13:26,320 是拉姆小姐啊 1339 01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:29,090 真是个甜中带苦的好名字 1340 01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:34,500 那就是我与那个人的相遇 1341 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,500 梦？ 1342 01:13:36,570 --> 01:13:37,260 对 1343 01:13:37,340 --> 01:13:39,530 我的工作就是制造梦 1344 01:13:39,610 --> 01:13:40,540 快乐的梦 1345 01:13:40,610 --> 01:13:41,670 难过的梦 1346 01:13:41,740 --> 01:13:42,710 恐怖的梦 1347 01:13:42,780 --> 01:13:44,140 范围很广的 1348 01:13:44,210 --> 01:13:45,240 不过啊 1349 01:13:45,310 --> 01:13:46,840 我最近感到累了 1350 01:13:46,910 --> 01:13:49,140 还在考虑要不要退休呢 1351 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,880 对于人际关系也有不少烦恼． 1352 01:13:51,950 --> 01:13:54,680 我大概是太神经质了吧 1353 01:13:56,190 --> 01:13:57,120 所以 1354 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,880 就当是最后一件工作 1355 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,330 请让我来帮你造梦好吗？ 1356 01:14:01,460 --> 01:14:03,120 当然费用全免 1357 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:03,960 你意下如何？ 1358 01:14:04,730 --> 01:14:06,060 帮我造梦？ 1359 01:14:06,470 --> 01:14:07,400 其实啊 1360 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:10,230 长久以来我一直都在寻找 1361 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:13,360 制造一个不会在中途转变为恶梦的纯粹的梦 1362 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:15,270 一个永远的梦世界 1363 01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:16,400 你的话一定没问题 1364 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:17,440 我看得出来 1365 01:14:17,510 --> 01:14:18,270 来 1366 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,470 你就说给我听吧 1367 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,010 我的梦啊 1368 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:25,450 就是和达令 1369 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,080 妈妈、爸爸跟小天 1370 01:14:28,150 --> 01:14:29,990 还有终太郎与眼镜仔他们 1371 01:14:30,060 --> 01:14:33,490 永远永远快乐地生活在一起 1372 01:14:33,660 --> 01:14:35,990 那就是我的梦 1373 01:14:45,770 --> 01:14:48,000 不好意思，谢谢你们的聆听 1374 01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:49,300 大姊 1375 01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:51,140 你那么年轻还真有本事 1376 01:14:51,210 --> 01:14:53,440 一时之间我还以为完蛋了呢 1377 01:14:53,510 --> 01:14:56,310 不过，由手段来看也证明了你还太嫩 1378 01:14:56,380 --> 01:15:02,480 你还是无法与一路陪伴着人类梦史至今的我为敌 1379 01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:03,960 你们就1曼慢亨受吧 1380 01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:04,890 还有 1381 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,860 为了拉姆小姐与我的名誉 1382 01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:08,160 我先跟你们说清楚了 1383 01:15:08,230 --> 01:15:10,630 刚才的话全都是真的 1384 01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:11,560 为求谨慎 1385 01:15:11,630 --> 01:15:13,330 祝你们有个好梦 1386 01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,970 退场的人虽然无法继续待在那个梦中城镇 1387 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,060 但我会做补偿 1388 01:15:18,140 --> 01:15:20,000 让你们作个自己喜欢的梦 1389 01:15:20,070 --> 01:15:21,510 准备了万全的事后服务 1390 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:23,270 这是我梦邪鬼的作风 1391 01:15:23,340 --> 01:15:24,870 很有良心的 1392 01:15:25,010 --> 01:15:28,070 不过那个梦暂时看来不会有问题了 1393 01:15:28,150 --> 01:15:30,480 因为剩下来的不是小鬼就是蠢蛋 1394 01:15:30,550 --> 01:15:32,350 那个蠢阿当的角色 1395 01:15:32,420 --> 01:15:34,820 当然就由我自己来代演吧 1396 01:15:34,890 --> 01:15:38,350 梦境管理还真是花费心思啊 1397 01:15:38,430 --> 01:15:40,690 那可是很细致的 1398 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,070 怎么会是你这家伙？ 1399 01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:51,630 你是怎么逃脱出来的？ 1400 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:53,930 我想说大叔你如果敢对拉姆出手 1401 01:15:54,010 --> 01:15:55,370 我就要来干掉你 1402 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:56,640 所以就朝阳台扑了过去 1403 01:15:56,710 --> 01:15:58,110 结果就掉到水里头了 1404 01:15:58,410 --> 01:16:00,400 刚刚才爬上来 1405 01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:02,610 原来是这样啊 1406 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:06,020 那我现在就来解决你你乖乖的别动啊，小哥 1407 01:16:06,090 --> 01:16:07,640 别那么剑拔弩张嘛，大叔 1408 01:16:08,090 --> 01:16:08,610 如何？ 1409 01:16:08,690 --> 01:16:09,810 要不要跟我来个交易？ 1410 01:16:09,890 --> 01:16:11,020 听你在放屁 1411 01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:14,290 答应跟你交易我又会有什么好处？ 1412 01:16:14,930 --> 01:16:17,690 这是樱花为了让我护身而做的 1413 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,390 那我就答应你的要求吧 1414 01:16:22,270 --> 01:16:23,760 太好了，太好了 1415 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:28,840 我永远的梦想终于实现了 1416 01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:34,310 少爷 1417 01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:35,780 阿当少爷 1418 01:16:35,850 --> 01:16:36,540 好好 1419 01:16:36,620 --> 01:16:38,210 照顺序来，照顺序来 1420 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:39,750 我都明白 1421 01:16:41,190 --> 01:16:43,710 如果这样就能把他搞定也无所谓啦 1422 01:16:43,790 --> 01:16:45,050 实在与我的喜好不合 1423 01:16:45,590 --> 01:16:46,580 不过，仔细想想 1424 01:16:46,660 --> 01:16:48,560 结果竟然会是这样 1425 01:16:49,090 --> 01:16:51,320 真是个莫名其妙的交易 1426 01:16:51,430 --> 01:16:52,860 真是蠢毙了喂，大叔 1427 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:54,030 干嘛？ 1428 01:16:54,100 --> 01:16:55,190 你还有什么话说吗？ 1429 01:16:56,170 --> 01:16:57,600 我仔细看了看 1430 01:16:57,670 --> 01:16:59,660 拉姆竟然不在这堆女生当中 1431 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:00,640 那家伙在哪里？ 1432 01:17:00,710 --> 01:17:02,640 什么？ 1433 01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:11,310 你这家伙刚刚说了什么？ 1434 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,680 拉姆不在 1435 01:17:12,850 --> 01:17:14,580 那家伙为什么不在这里？ 1436 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,390 怎么啦？ 1437 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:21,890 你究竟在想些什么啊？ 1438 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:25,160 你拼命想逃离那个女孩究竟是为了什么啊？ 1439 01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:27,130 原来如此 1440 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,290 虽然你活很久了 1441 01:17:28,370 --> 01:17:31,390 但识人的眼光并没有跟着成长啊 1442 01:17:31,470 --> 01:17:33,030 好，你听清楚了 1443 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:34,000 我啊 1444 01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:37,010 对拉姆跟对其他女孩是同样的深爱 1445 01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:40,370 只是每当我想跟其他女孩交往的时候 1446 01:17:40,450 --> 01:17:41,410 她就会跑来碍事 1447 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:42,950 所以才总是导致我到处逃窜 1448 01:17:43,010 --> 01:17:43,780 你懂了吧？ 1449 01:17:43,850 --> 01:17:45,650 既然懂了就快把拉姆交出来 1450 01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:47,710 缺了拉姆的后宫只是个不完美的梦 1451 01:17:47,790 --> 01:17:49,120 是碗没肉的牛井 1452 01:17:49,190 --> 01:17:52,020 那种东西毁了也罢我要回现实去了 1453 01:17:52,090 --> 01:17:53,280 把拉姆交出来 1454 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,090 得寸进尺的家伙 1455 01:17:55,260 --> 01:17:56,820 你给我差不多一点 1456 01:17:56,900 --> 01:17:59,630 不然有本事你就来啊 1457 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:01,960 好痛 1458 01:18:03,970 --> 01:18:04,960 这是什么东西？ 1459 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,360 天啊… 1460 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:10,270 把那个还给我 1461 01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:13,540 那是用来呼叫蟆非常非常重要的…哎呀 1462 01:18:14,310 --> 01:18:14,970 蟆？ 1463 01:18:15,050 --> 01:18:18,500 我记得樱花曾说过 1464 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,190 那是传说中专吃恶梦的怪兽 1465 01:18:21,650 --> 01:18:22,450 原来如此 1466 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:23,750 原来是那么回事啊 1467 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:25,350 又来了 1468 01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:26,720 又是这种结果 1469 01:18:26,790 --> 01:18:28,620 为什么人类总是这样呢？ 1470 01:18:28,690 --> 01:18:29,590 大叔，怎么样啊？ 1471 01:18:29,660 --> 01:18:32,150 你要交出拉姆，还是不交？ 1472 01:18:32,230 --> 01:18:33,160 大猪头 1473 01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:34,930 我哪可能做出那种事 1474 01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,690 真要说起来这个世界根本全都是她的梦 1475 01:18:38,770 --> 01:18:41,300 那我就用这个把这个梦给毁了 1476 01:18:41,370 --> 01:18:42,600 回现实去罗 1477 01:18:42,670 --> 01:18:43,800 就算那样也好吗？ 1478 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:44,930 不好 1479 01:18:45,010 --> 01:18:47,410 那女孩的纯真美梦我一定会守护到底 1480 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:47,810 不好，不好… 1481 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,180 纯真个头 1482 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:51,270 竟然把毫不知情的我们都牵扯进来 1483 01:18:51,350 --> 01:18:52,410 你还真自私 1484 01:18:52,780 --> 01:18:53,680 我要吹了 1485 01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:55,720 不要 1486 01:18:55,790 --> 01:18:57,150 请不要，请不要… 1487 01:18:57,220 --> 01:18:59,550 你晓得你那么做会发生什么事吗？ 1488 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,560 你果然跟拉姆是同类 1489 01:19:01,990 --> 01:19:06,020 你还不明白我可是个不考虑后果就会行动的人吗？ 1490 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:08,790 我要回现实去了 1491 01:20:06,090 --> 01:20:06,990 那是什么声音？ 1492 01:20:07,390 --> 01:20:08,260 是那家伙 1493 01:20:08,390 --> 01:20:10,290 那只饿死鬼在抓狂了 1494 01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:12,630 它打算要毁了我的宝贝梦 1495 01:20:21,170 --> 01:20:22,870 猪头、废物、蠢蛋 1496 01:20:22,940 --> 01:20:24,170 你给我以死谢罪 1497 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:27,170 你冷静点啦 1498 01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:28,410 反正只是梦嘛 1499 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,350 再做不就得了 1500 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,140 你这家伙当然不明白了 1501 01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:35,050 我所制造的梦与现实究竟有何不同 1502 01:20:35,890 --> 01:20:37,880 我自出生便居住于他人的梦中 1503 01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,120 一个接着一个全是他人的梦 1504 01:20:40,630 --> 01:20:43,720 我只是想要一个属于自己的梦啊 1505 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,130 为什么它非得遭到破坏不可？ 1506 01:21:07,890 --> 01:21:11,080 前面的那位不就是不幸的青少年吗？ 1507 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:11,810 错乱僧 1508 01:21:11,890 --> 01:21:13,920 你明明是和尚究竟跑到哪里去模羔了？ 1509 01:21:13,990 --> 01:21:15,360 快想办法解决这个情况啊 1510 01:21:15,430 --> 01:21:17,260 色即是空，空即是色 1511 01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:19,020 这个世界的一切全都是梦，是幻觉 1512 01:21:19,100 --> 01:21:20,790 只要醒来便能获得解决 1513 01:21:20,870 --> 01:21:21,800 暍！ 1514 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,560 可恶的家伙 1515 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:26,930 你是逃不掉的 1516 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:38,350 这里是哪里？ 1517 01:21:38,420 --> 01:21:39,580 我在做什么啊？ 1518 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:41,280 你终于醒来了 1519 01:21:41,450 --> 01:21:44,050 真服了你在这么冷的天气还能发出那么大的鼾声 1520 01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:45,380 对了 1521 01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:48,790 我出来买牛井便当当宵夜结果睡着了 1522 01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:49,750 这么说 1523 01:21:49,830 --> 01:21:52,260 那城镇还有梦邪鬼那家伙全都是梦… 1524 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,900 不过，那还真是个真实到让人发毛的梦 1525 01:21:56,170 --> 01:21:58,570 所谓的梦大多是在作梦的当下 1526 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,300 让人感到意外真实 1527 01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:02,130 仔细想想 1528 01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:04,570 谁也无法保证我与你谈话的这个瞬间 1529 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,970 并不是梦啊 1530 01:22:07,350 --> 01:22:08,680 怎么可能 1531 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:10,580 这可不是不可能 1532 01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:14,620 我不是说过你是逃不掉的吗 1533 01:22:14,790 --> 01:22:19,350 唯有你是绝对逃不掉的 1534 01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:21,120 笨蛋笨蛋，红灯啦 1535 01:22:22,930 --> 01:22:24,720 再让你昏迷然后逃脱 1536 01:22:25,260 --> 01:22:26,700 看来我的脑袋比较硬 1537 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:34,500 阿当 1538 01:22:34,670 --> 01:22:36,160 阿当，你快醒来啊，阿当 1539 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,370 现在没空让你晕过去了，阿当 1540 01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:39,270 阿当 1541 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:41,650 好痛啊 1542 01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:47,080 诸星再度站了起来 1543 01:22:47,150 --> 01:22:49,240 百折不挠的男子汉，诸星当 1544 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:51,690 背负着地球的命运再度展开挑战 1545 01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:53,520 但时间只剩下10分钟了 1546 01:22:53,660 --> 01:22:55,220 他能够抓住鬼女拉姆的角 1547 01:22:55,290 --> 01:22:56,760 拯救全人类吗？ 1548 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,990 阿当，加油啊 1549 01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:01,090 为了让我们能够结婚 1550 01:23:01,730 --> 01:23:02,720 没错 1551 01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:06,130 为了要结婚一切手段都能加以正当化 1552 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,030 拉姆 1553 01:23:07,570 --> 01:23:08,370 你看看这个 1554 01:23:10,980 --> 01:23:12,910 你这家伙竟然… 1555 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:15,410 把我唯一的一件衣服还来 1556 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:16,840 抵达终点 1557 01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,110 等…等一下 1558 01:23:19,180 --> 01:23:21,310 一抓到她的角不就… 1559 01:23:23,050 --> 01:23:24,150 时间到 1560 01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:25,450 时间已经到了 1561 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,080 竟然会有这种事 1562 01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:28,320 他到底在想些什么啊 1563 01:23:28,390 --> 01:23:29,950 地球的敌人，诸星当 1564 01:23:30,030 --> 01:23:31,260 这个大蠢蛋 1565 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,930 好痛，好痛，好痛… 1566 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,190 给我以死谢罪 1567 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,770 废物、混球、蠢蛋 1568 01:24:03,430 --> 01:24:03,920 太好了 1569 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,190 终于成功了 1570 01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,260 老师，恭喜您 1571 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,060 我的名字是科学怪人阿当 1572 01:24:10,130 --> 01:24:12,830 原本陷入不明原因昏睡中的我 1573 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:14,960 成为人造人再度复活 1574 01:24:15,370 --> 01:24:19,740 也许这该庆幸不知为何我竟能承受高压电流 1575 01:24:20,010 --> 01:24:21,440 真该庆幸吗？ 1576 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:25,910 在这世间等着我的竟只有充满敌意的视线 1577 01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:27,880 人们忌讳我 1578 01:24:27,950 --> 01:24:29,250 别说是与我交谈了 1579 01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:30,510 根本没有人愿意接近我… 1580 01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:46,600 喂 1581 01:24:46,670 --> 01:24:48,160 你想对那女孩做什么？ 1582 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,370 快给我把手放开 1583 01:24:49,610 --> 01:24:51,270 是那家伙… 1584 01:24:52,310 --> 01:24:52,900 猪头 1585 01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:54,240 竟然耍这种手段 1586 01:24:54,310 --> 01:24:56,470 我一定会回到现实去 1587 01:24:57,580 --> 01:25:01,520 两人顺着一阵风势急速靠近 1588 01:25:01,590 --> 01:25:04,680 迈向生与死的交错关头 1589 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:13,250 我赢了 1590 01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:35,020 你醒来了吗？阿当 1591 01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:36,280 你一定很讶异 1592 01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:38,850 但先听清楚爸爸接下来要说的话 1593 01:25:39,490 --> 01:25:41,520 在你听到这卷带子的时候 1594 01:25:41,590 --> 01:25:43,960 爸爸和妈妈应该都已经不在世上了 1595 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:50,030 为了让陷入不明原因昏睡中的你与拉姆醒来 1596 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:52,590 我们真是尽了一切努力 1597 01:25:53,370 --> 01:25:55,130 但是以目前地球的… 1598 01:25:55,210 --> 01:25:57,670 不，就算以拉姆星的科学技术 1599 01:25:57,740 --> 01:26:00,610 仍是无法让你们两个醒来 1600 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:01,710 原谅我们 1601 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:04,650 抱持着最后的希望 1602 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:08,710 我们将你们的命运托付给未来 1603 01:26:09,150 --> 01:26:11,950 我们认为数个世纪后的科学技术 1604 01:26:12,020 --> 01:26:15,150 或许有能力让你们两个醒过来 1605 01:26:15,730 --> 01:26:16,520 阿当 1606 01:26:16,590 --> 01:26:20,050 爸爸相信你无论在哪个时代都有办法坚强地活下去 1607 01:26:20,330 --> 01:26:24,170 拉姆的双亲要我转告你拉姆就拜托你了 1608 01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:26,160 话就说到这里了 1609 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,970 冷冻睡眠的费用是由500年的分期贷款来支付的 1610 01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:30,130 就麻烦你了 1611 01:26:30,410 --> 01:26:31,740 再见了，阿当 1612 01:26:38,150 --> 01:26:40,380 自紧急状况发生已经过了400年？ 1613 01:26:56,730 --> 01:26:57,600 什么啊 1614 01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:58,570 原来只是布景啊 1615 01:26:59,040 --> 01:26:59,870 你这家伙 1616 01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:01,460 下个布景还没准备好前 1617 01:27:01,540 --> 01:27:03,370 不可以跑出来啦 1618 01:27:03,570 --> 01:27:04,470 蠢材 1619 01:27:22,660 --> 01:27:26,220 刚才那场梦似乎让你蛮难受的吧 1620 01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:31,300 你一定在想幸好那是个梦吧 1621 01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:35,160 幸好那不是现实 1622 01:27:35,870 --> 01:27:38,900 就因为是梦才能够重来啊 1623 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,040 想重来几次都成 1624 01:27:42,650 --> 01:27:46,950 你有没有听过这个故事？ 1625 01:27:47,550 --> 01:27:51,010 有个梦到自己变成蝴蝶的男子在他醒来之后 1626 01:27:51,090 --> 01:27:54,420 竟不确定哪个才是真正的自己 1627 01:27:54,490 --> 01:27:59,450 说不定自己其实正处于蝴蝶所作的梦中 1628 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:01,260 其实啊 1629 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,860 什么梦啊现实的 1630 01:28:03,940 --> 01:28:05,870 只是思考方式不同罢了 1631 01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:07,330 你倒不如干脆 1632 01:28:07,410 --> 01:28:10,840 快快乐乐地活在梦中不就好了吗？ 1633 01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:14,140 只要你不再说些强人所难的要求 1634 01:28:14,210 --> 01:28:17,150 你要多少好梦我都愿意帮你制造出来 1635 01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:20,080 我制造出来的梦就跟现实没两样 1636 01:28:20,820 --> 01:28:22,750 所以根本就等于是现实 1637 01:28:23,420 --> 01:28:25,010 我不会害你的 1638 01:28:25,490 --> 01:28:27,050 照我说的去做吧 1639 01:28:27,220 --> 01:28:29,560 我会在上面等你 1640 01:28:30,330 --> 01:28:31,760 下好决心你就上来吧 1641 01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:36,400 只要爬上这个阶梯就行了 1642 01:28:36,470 --> 01:28:37,260 好吗？ 1643 01:28:37,340 --> 01:28:39,670 等你罗 1644 01:28:42,310 --> 01:28:44,500 大哥哥，你真那么想回去吗？ 1645 01:28:48,150 --> 01:28:49,080 大哥哥我啊 1646 01:28:49,550 --> 01:28:51,520 为了能永远爱着心上人 1647 01:28:51,580 --> 01:28:53,520 所以才希望能从她那里得到自由 1648 01:28:54,390 --> 01:28:55,610 不过，我想你不会懂吧 1649 01:28:55,950 --> 01:28:57,680 因为小妹妹你也是女的啊 1650 01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:00,980 要不要我告诉你？ 1651 01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:04,620 咦？你知道吗？ 1652 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:06,690 你知道回到现实去的方法吗？ 1653 01:29:07,370 --> 01:29:08,530 谁都知道啊 1654 01:29:08,830 --> 01:29:10,990 只是一旦醒来之后就会忘记 1655 01:29:12,070 --> 01:29:14,370 就是像这样，从这里跳下去 1656 01:29:14,610 --> 01:29:17,130 若是希望在落地之前醒来 1657 01:29:17,210 --> 01:29:19,400 就大喊自己最想见到的人的名字 1658 01:29:19,710 --> 01:29:21,010 不喊别人名字的人 1659 01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,310 就表示他其实不想醒来 1660 01:29:23,980 --> 01:29:25,070 那不成问题 1661 01:29:25,150 --> 01:29:27,780 大哥哥想见的女生可多了 1662 01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:29,650 相对的 1663 01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:31,020 你可以答应我吗？ 1664 01:29:36,390 --> 01:29:37,690 要负起责任喔 1665 01:29:54,750 --> 01:29:56,770 小兰、阿雪 1666 01:29:56,850 --> 01:29:59,680 弁天、阿忍、樱花 1667 01:30:02,020 --> 01:30:05,250 了子、阿玉、小龙、露子 1668 01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:09,580 金太郎的褓母、花店的大姊姊 1669 01:30:09,660 --> 01:30:11,130 小枫 1670 01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,360 海豚姊姊、妈妈 1671 01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:21,560 拉…拉姆 1672 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:40,960 你这死小鬼也不晓得我有多辛苦 1673 01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:42,250 快起床啦，猪头 1674 01:31:23,830 --> 01:31:24,730 达令 1675 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:28,360 达令，我作梦了喔 1676 01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:31,570 里头有你，有小天 1677 01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:35,010 还有爸爸、妈妈跟眼镜仔他们都在… 1678 01:31:36,210 --> 01:31:38,550 拉姆，那是梦 1679 01:31:39,950 --> 01:31:41,040 那是梦 1680 01:31:57,670 --> 01:31:58,500 继续来嘛 1681 01:31:58,570 --> 01:31:59,870 说…说什么傻话 1682 01:31:59,940 --> 01:32:02,340 怎么能在别人面前做出那么难为情的事来 1683 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:03,700 怎么不行？ 1684 01:32:03,770 --> 01:32:04,540 为什么？ 1685 01:32:04,610 --> 01:32:06,510 为什么不能在别人面前做？ 1686 01:32:06,580 --> 01:32:08,910 如果你爱我就应该办得到啊 1687 01:32:08,980 --> 01:32:09,470 好嘛 1688 01:32:09,550 --> 01:32:11,850 我什么时候说过我爱你了 1689 01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,050 什么？ 1690 01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,810 你竟然又说出这种话 1691 01:32:15,890 --> 01:32:17,790 住手住手，住手啊气死我了 1692 01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:23,060 喂，那两个人又来了 1693 01:32:23,130 --> 01:32:28,570 看来他们真的不晓得什么是进步跟成长 1694 01:32:28,970 --> 01:32:30,260 随他们去闹一辈子吧 1695 01:32:35,010 --> 01:32:35,990 的确 1696 01:32:36,070 --> 01:32:40,070 要跟那群人纠缠可是要花很多心思的 1697 01:32:42,110 --> 01:32:43,370 我们走吧 1698 01:32:49,750 --> 01:33:00,150 福星小子剧场版2 Beautiful Dreamer 1699 01:33:01,270 --> 01:33:07,570 你又开始拈花惹草 1700 01:33:07,940 --> 01:33:12,600 感到难过这是最后一次 1701 01:33:14,610 --> 01:33:21,140 你又在编织跟那女孩的美梦吧 1702 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:26,680 发出叹息 So long in my dream 1703 01:33:27,590 --> 01:33:30,890 She is an angel.(No!) She is a devil 1704 01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:34,230 Ah Ah对你来说 1705 01:33:34,300 --> 01:33:40,530 她是个布下甜美陷阱的女孩 1706 01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:44,640 你的爱是天堂 1707 01:33:44,710 --> 01:33:47,580 不断重复与消失 1708 01:33:47,650 --> 01:33:53,140 I love you 说不出口 1709 01:33:57,860 --> 01:34:04,390 你的手正揽在那女孩的细腰上 1710 01:34:04,460 --> 01:34:09,090 感到难过这是最后一次 1711 01:34:11,170 --> 01:34:17,730 要不要永远扶去回忆 1712 01:34:17,810 --> 01:34:23,210 发出叹息 So long in my dream 1713 01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:27,450 She is an angel.(No!) She is a devil 1714 01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:30,750 Ah Ah对我来说 1715 01:34:30,820 --> 01:34:36,490 她是个让我爱情梦碎的人 1716 01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:41,160 你的爱是天堂 1717 01:34:41,230 --> 01:34:44,100 我不想再重蹈覆辙 1718 01:34:44,170 --> 01:34:50,700 love you咬着唇瓣 1719 01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:54,510 说不定说不定 1720 01:34:54,580 --> 01:34:57,810 爱情说不定就是 1721 01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:03,840 用力丢掷的回力镖 1722 01:35:14,100 --> 01:35:17,360 She is an angel.(No!) She is a devil 1723 01:35:17,430 --> 01:35:20,600 Ah Ah对你来说 1724 01:35:20,670 --> 01:35:26,910 她是个布下甜美陷阱的女孩 1725 01:35:27,780 --> 01:35:31,080 你的爱是天堂 1726 01:35:31,150 --> 01:35:33,980 我不想再重蹈覆辙 1727 01:35:34,050 --> 01:35:39,490 love you咬着唇瓣 1728 01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:42,680 说不定说不定 1729 01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:46,060 爱情说不定就是 1730 01:35:46,130 --> 01:35:51,760 用力丢掷的回力镖 1731 01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:56,000 说不定说不定 1732 01:35:56,070 --> 01:35:59,370 爱情说不定就是 1733 01:35:59,440 --> 01:36:05,210 用力丢掷的回力镖 1734 01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:09,250 说不定说不定 1735 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,720 爱情说不定就是 1736 01:36:12,790 --> 01:36:18,420 用力丢掷的回力镖 1737 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:01,600 1738 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:01,600 1739 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:01,600 1740 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:01,600 1741 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:01,600 1742 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:01,600 115783