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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,360 I was put here to kill. 2 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,940 You were too, whether you know it or not. 3 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,180 We kill because it solves problems, 4 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:10,040 because after all the options have been exhausted 5 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,030 and everything else fails, 6 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:13,890 we have one way to solve problems. 7 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,210 And that's why we're here. 8 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:18,410 That's not why I'm here. 9 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:22,430 I'm here to protect our troops, to protect our interests. 10 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:26,940 I was put here to help create a democracy, to enforce justice. 11 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,090 Yeah? And how do you do that? 12 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,600 You do that with this, this right here. 13 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,870 After everything else fails, it all comes down to this, baby. 14 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,670 This is justice. Power is justice. 15 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:42,560 Killing solves problems. That seems like the solution. 16 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,570 It's called right and wrong. 17 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:47,270 Does not compute. 18 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:50,170 Where does right and wrong factor in to this place? 19 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:54,270 You tell me - what difference does right and wrong make here? 20 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,780 Shit, man, right and wrong only matters where it has impact. 21 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,540 There's always a right and wrong, as long as you have the choice. 22 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:02,370 You ain't got no choice out here. Only choice you got is live or die. 23 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:05,730 Going through life without a choice is like driving without the headlights on. 24 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,550 Hey, hey, hey, quit fucking around, man. 25 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:12,300 What's the point of seeing when you can't steer anyway? 26 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:13,780 Fuck you. Turn the lights on. 27 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,320 - Fuck you. - Fuck you! 28 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:17,720 Turn the fucking lights on. You don't know what's out there. 29 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,390 No, no, no, no, no, you don't stop. You do not stop! 30 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:27,620 I just hit a fucking kid. 31 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:29,560 You don't stop for anything at night. 32 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:31,350 - What the fuck was that? - It was a fucking kid. 33 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:32,890 What the fuck is a kid doing in the desert? 34 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,830 I don't give a fuck if you just hit your fucking grandmother. 35 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:38,280 You absolutely do not sidestep protocol. You do not stop for anything at night! 36 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:40,430 - What if he's still alive? - Bailey's right. 37 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,990 You're not supposed to stop, it's the rules. It could be an ambush. 38 00:02:43,050 --> 00:02:45,920 You put this fucking piece of shit in gear and go. That's an order! 39 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,620 Fuck you. I'm doing the right thing. 40 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:53,140 Kill those goddamn floods. Kill those goddamn floods! 41 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,760 Kill those fucking lights. Kill those fucking lights right now! 42 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 - Synced & corrected by mintu95 - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 43 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:54,650 That's just who he was. 44 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:59,130 He pulled four people out of there and then tried to put the pin back in. 45 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,500 He tried to put the pin back in? 46 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,400 I didn't know you could do that. 47 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,240 Apparently you can. 48 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:06,900 Did you know he was working on an opera? 49 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,740 Barthenoy's many friends, 50 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:12,970 some of whom have gathered here today, 51 00:05:13,030 --> 00:05:16,600 suggested that he was a man who loved his country 52 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:20,320 and gave his life protecting not only our freedoms, 53 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,210 but the lives of his fellow soldiers... 54 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,530 in essence, doing God's work. 55 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:31,760 Barthenoy was not only thoughtful, 56 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:36,420 a responsible and a loving man, but a hero. 57 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:40,210 He is an example for us all. 58 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:46,280 But although he is a hero, 59 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,640 Barthenoy had not yet clarified his spirituality 60 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:54,550 and his relationship with Jesus. 61 00:05:55,660 --> 00:05:58,550 Well, Jesus said, "l am the way, the truth and the life." 62 00:05:58,610 --> 00:06:02,380 "No man cometh unto the Father but by me." 63 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,640 John 14:6. 64 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:09,470 Had Barthenoy the opportunity to look into the future 65 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:12,560 and predict his own untimely passing, 66 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:18,090 a passing which, because of his youth, is perhaps more tragic than most, 67 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:22,370 one wonders if this burden would have been left unfinished. 68 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:27,760 And so now is the time for us to look into our own lives 69 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:29,420 and ask the question, 70 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:33,040 have we embraced the path of the righteous? 71 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:37,440 And if not, how long should we wait? 72 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,400 Until we are sick? 73 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:42,230 Until we are facing death ourselves? 74 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:46,900 Or until we stand before God in heaven asking for atonement? 75 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,980 For none of us, except Lord Jesus Christ, 76 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:52,980 none of God's children can see their futures 77 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,870 and none can live forever here on Earth. 78 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:24,880 Did you check the gas? 79 00:07:24,940 --> 00:07:26,710 Check the gas? 80 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:29,250 That gauge don't work. You gotta use the stick. 81 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:32,060 Gas is all out. 82 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,090 Here's to Bart. 83 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,810 - To Bart. - To Bart. 84 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,840 Is it just me, or was that priest guy... 85 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,280 Minister. 86 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:49,430 ...was that minister saying that Bart was going to hell? 87 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:52,820 - Joey! - I'm not saying that he is. 88 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:57,670 I'm just... I'm just saying that the minister, 89 00:07:57,730 --> 00:07:59,730 his whole gig was that, you know, 90 00:07:59,790 --> 00:08:03,590 "Unless you accept Lord Jesus Christ as your only saviour, 91 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,020 "you're not going to heaven." 92 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:08,280 Whatever. Heaven's just a Christian recruiting tactic. 93 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:13,090 Wiccas believe that after death 94 00:08:13,150 --> 00:08:16,220 one's spirit leaves one's body 95 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,930 and transcends time and space 96 00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:25,180 and becomes part of a greater divinity of nature, Mother Earth. 97 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,660 Now, does that just work for witches? 98 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,210 Or can mere mortals get in too? 99 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:34,010 It works for everyone, even assholes. 100 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,250 Perfect. I'm an asshole! 101 00:08:39,110 --> 00:08:41,910 Do you think he joined the military to get away from me? 102 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,070 - What? - No, honey. 103 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:48,010 I mean, seriously, do you think he was trying to get out of marrying me? 104 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,450 - No. - No. 105 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:50,990 No, I do not. 106 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:56,030 In fact, I think he was building up his courage to ask you. 107 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:57,770 Really? 108 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,830 Really, I do. 109 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:05,860 He even had me looking at rings for him so that he'd be ready to ask you. 110 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:09,930 You're an asshole. 111 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:36,150 I'm sorry. I'm just... 112 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,780 Don't. Don't apologise. 113 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:42,350 Like, this is...none of this seems real. 114 00:09:44,390 --> 00:09:46,010 How do you do it? 115 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:49,380 How do you stay so strong? You seem so strong. 116 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,870 My inner strength is, um, 117 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:57,480 a manifestation of my rigorous regimen of heavy sedation. 118 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,680 - What... - Pills. 119 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,800 Lot of pills. 120 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,290 Vicodin. Valium. All the "V"s. 121 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:09,370 I actually cycle them with beer or this little fella right here. 122 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:10,800 - Vicodin. - Yeah? 123 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:12,340 - Can I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:17,440 Um, I can get you more and whatever you need. 125 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:19,390 - Thanks. - Okay? 126 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:26,180 Oh, fuck. I just don't know if I can make it. 127 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,080 He was in all of my plans. 128 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:33,640 We were gonna get a place together... eventually. 129 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,200 When he was ready. 130 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:37,140 I know. 131 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,800 And there was so much I wanted to say to him. 132 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:44,030 God, if I could just have... 133 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:47,840 ...just one more day with him, 134 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,720 just one more. 135 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:53,340 It's gonna get easier. It's gonna get better. 136 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,900 Okay? Just give it some time. 137 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,450 I know, I know, I know. 138 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:03,810 I know it will, and I'll meet someone else. 139 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:08,820 But it... it won't be Bart. 140 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,630 It won't be him. 141 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,610 You know he never told me he loved me? 142 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,050 He never said it. I told him, but he never said it to me. 143 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,470 He did love you. He does, he did. 144 00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,100 He did love you. 145 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,850 He did, he did love you, okay? 146 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:34,230 Okay? Yeah? 147 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,790 Thank you. 148 00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,570 Oh. 149 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,760 No. Oh, God. 150 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,270 We can't do this. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 151 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,020 I don't want to make things worse. 152 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,710 How can it get any worse? 153 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:14,430 What the fuck? 154 00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:37,400 Oh! 155 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,220 The sick... 156 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:54,580 You're fucking kidding me. 157 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,800 Fucking shit. 158 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,940 This is... this is a dream. 159 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,360 This is a dream. 160 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,000 It's all just... all a nightmare. 161 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,190 Just... wake up. 162 00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,800 Wake up. Fucking... fucking... 163 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,770 Fuck! 164 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:34,870 Okay, just ride this shit out, ride this shit out. 165 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:37,270 This is... this is... 166 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:42,170 This isn't real. This isn't real! 167 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,780 Fuck! Fuck! 168 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:47,890 Fuck. 169 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:10,430 Come on. Come on, please, wake up. 170 00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,190 Please wake up. 171 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,670 Joey. 172 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,610 Please wake up. 173 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,870 Joey. Joey. 174 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,780 - Who is it? - It's me, man. 175 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,500 - Who's "me"? - It's me, Bart. 176 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,560 Let me in, please. 177 00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,480 Hilarious. Who is it? 178 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:42,680 It's me, your friend, Bart. Please let me in the door. 179 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,920 Fuck off, douche-bag. 180 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,980 It's fucking early in the morning and this shit is not fucking funny. 181 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,510 Jesus, fuck! What the fuck? Who is that? 182 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,710 Okay, it's me. I swear to God it's your friend. 183 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:01,250 What the fuck? What the fuck? 184 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,200 - Who is that? - It's Bart. 185 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,750 Please, open up, man. 186 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:09,000 Fuck! Bart? 187 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,910 It's me. It's Bart. 188 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,680 Fuck! 189 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,400 - Get the fuck out of here! - Ow! 190 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,540 - Get out of here, dude! - Fuck! 191 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,100 - Get out of here! - Jesus. 192 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,700 What the fuck did you do that for? 193 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,730 What the fuck is going on, dude? 194 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:28,710 I don't fucking know, man. 195 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,280 I don't know. 196 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,810 You're supposed to be dead. 197 00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,220 So I gather. 198 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,380 Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, okay? 199 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,610 I just need your help. I'm not gonna hurt you. 200 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,680 Oh, God, this is just a dream, this is just a fucking dream 201 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:50,920 and I gotta fucking wake up. 202 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,730 Wake up. Wake up, wake up right now. Wake up. 203 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,390 I tried that. It doesn't work. 204 00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:00,170 So it's not a dream. So I'm fucking insane. 205 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,710 That's it. I'm fucking... I lost my mind. 206 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:04,300 Maybe we're insane communally, together. 207 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,010 And if I'm insane, that means you're not fucking here. 208 00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,250 But if you're insane... 209 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,330 Fuck, you can't be fucking insane, 'cause you're fucking dead. 210 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:14,080 Oh, God, fuck. How do you know I'm not just fucking imagining you? 211 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,760 I don't know the test for that, man. 212 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:20,260 Let's just pretend that you're not insane, 213 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:25,150 I'm actually alive and we're having this fucking conversation, okay? 214 00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:27,110 That'd be more productive right now. 215 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,570 - Fuck, I feel like shit. - Yeah, but you look terrific. 216 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,010 Oh, fuck! Look at your fucking eyes! 217 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:34,340 Shit! 218 00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,210 - Fuck, yeah, I know, it's fucked up. - Let me look at them. 219 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,670 Jesus! Fuck, that is not fucking cool! 220 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,360 Nasty. Oh, fucking shit, you smell! 221 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,940 Fuck, you got a fucking reek on you. God! 222 00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,550 You're really making me feel a whole lot better about this whole situation. 223 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:54,090 You're fucking decomposing. Jesus Christ, you're fucking rotting. 224 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,140 Dude. 225 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,770 This is not fucking happening, dude. This is not fucking happening. 226 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,680 I was at your funeral, man. 227 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:06,210 About that - that was a mistake. 228 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,920 - I think I was buried alive. - No, dude. 229 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:09,060 - Yeah. - I fucking touched you, dude. 230 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,390 You were fucking dead. It was fucking cold. 231 00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,120 It was nasty... 232 00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,480 Fucking neighbours. Really? Nothing changes. 233 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:17,340 - They're still doing that? - Yeah, still. 234 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,800 - Fuck. - Turn that thing down! 235 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,790 My funeral. My fucking funeral. 236 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,230 - Really? - Yeah. 237 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,490 - How's Janet? - She's fine. 238 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:28,700 She's fine. I mean terrible. Terrible, devastated. 239 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:29,940 You know, destroyed. 240 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,710 Um, and, you know, she's just trying to deal. 241 00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:35,320 We all are. You know, we were nervous when you went over there. 242 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,800 We just wanted you to come back safe and, you know, that... 243 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,860 Your uncle Dave called and was real nice. 244 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,020 He told me, and then I had to call and tell Janet, 245 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,780 and she was just... 246 00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:48,370 But... but you're fucking here. Fucking Jesus Christ! 247 00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:51,300 It's a fucking miracle, right? 248 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,660 - Jesus... - What's wrong? What's wrong? 249 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,050 - Everything - Yeah? 250 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:59,740 I think it's my fucking liver, 'cause I don't know anything about livers... 251 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:01,430 We gotta fucking get you to hospital, dude. 252 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,970 - Fucking... You are awful. - No. 253 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,280 We gotta fucking find a doctor, find out what's wrong with you. 254 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,230 - No doctors. it's just my stomach. - Your stomach? 255 00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,330 'Cause you fucking haven't eaten in three weeks. 256 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:10,460 I'm gonna go get you a snack. 257 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,950 You want a fucking snack, you got a snack, huh? 258 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,980 I got pizza. it's cold, but, um, you know, it's cold pizza. 259 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,350 I can nuke it, 'cause it tastes better if I throw it in the nuker. 260 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,290 - No, just bring it. - Okay. 261 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:25,490 - You found the medicine cabinet. - Yeah. 262 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,080 Okay. 263 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,910 - Anchovies? - Yeah. 264 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:37,470 - Since when? - Just... 265 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,600 That's disappointing. 266 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:49,580 Oh! Fucking... Dude, that's my rug. 267 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,320 Dr. Forrest, dial 114, please. 268 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:08,060 Dr. Forrest, please dial 114. 269 00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:11,140 - Buried alive? - Yeah. 270 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,170 I was definitely, um... 271 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,290 I was definitely buried. 272 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:18,650 Um... it's the "alive" part. 273 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,990 I thought I was dead. Everybody thought... 274 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,630 You were dead. 275 00:22:23,390 --> 00:22:25,560 Here, check this out. 276 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,950 Do you have any STDs? Syphilis, hepatitis, anything? 277 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,940 I was killed to death in a gunfight. 278 00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:40,840 Can you lean forward for me, please? 279 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,910 And just look straight ahead. 280 00:22:50,030 --> 00:22:52,530 I'm kind of decomposing. 281 00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,310 Can you take your shirt off for me, please? 282 00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:59,090 - I need you to cough and... - Sure. 283 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,100 Military issue. 284 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,710 - What's the problem? - No, no, I can't explain! 285 00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:30,970 - What's going on? What's going on? - Get down here! 286 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,980 What is it? What's going on? 287 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:36,040 Is it Bart? Barthenoy Gregory? 288 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:42,510 Dude, cops. We gotta... 289 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,530 We gotta go. There's cops. 290 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:58,640 I think that this is maybe more than just a bug. 291 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,500 Fuck. 292 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:02,580 What now, man? 293 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,370 I know what I need to do. 294 00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:06,900 Smoke some dope. 295 00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:10,720 Okay, uh, so you take the couch. The couch is all yours. 296 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:15,830 Um, yeah, and, you know, I think we just gotta put a positive spin on this. 297 00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:18,930 You know what I mean? Put it into a positive light. 298 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,720 You know, in Korea, the word for "problem", 299 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,630 same word, "opportunity". 300 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,440 So, really, we don't have a problem here. 301 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,800 We have an opportunity. 302 00:24:26,870 --> 00:24:29,460 A gargantuan, fucked-up opportunity. 303 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,040 We'll figure this all out tomorrow, buttercup. 304 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,470 - Jesus! - Shit. 305 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,190 - Oh, Jesus! - Bart? 306 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,410 Christ... 307 00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:41,020 - Argh! - Oh, fuck, Bart. 308 00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:43,350 Fuck! Fuck, Bart. 309 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:48,550 Fuck! Bart! What the fuck, dude? 310 00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:50,510 Bart? 311 00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:53,070 Bart? Oh, Jesus. 312 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:58,080 What the fuck is happening? 313 00:24:59,610 --> 00:25:04,030 - Jesus. I just don't believe it. - I know, right? 314 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,330 And what did the doctor say? 315 00:25:06,390 --> 00:25:08,640 We didn't really get a reasonable diagnosis. 316 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:12,260 God, it's unbelievable. 317 00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,220 Promise you're not gonna tell anybody, right? 318 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,520 No. I mean, yes, I swear. 319 00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,970 Not anybody - not Janet, not his mom, 320 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:22,230 not until we figure out, you know, what's going on. 321 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,000 So he's not breathing, right? I mean... 322 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,130 - I-I couldn't find a pulse. - Oh, God. 323 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,840 - This is disgusting. - Yeah. 324 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:31,050 Like, he smells dead, at least. 325 00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:38,010 So, why don't you want to tell Janet? 326 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,980 I don't want to tell nobody nothing, not till we figure out what the fuck. 327 00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:43,340 So what's the prognosis? 328 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:47,320 Well, his aura looks like shit. 329 00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:50,110 Oh, his aura looks like... 330 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,550 - Is he dead? - Yeah, he's dead. 331 00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:56,590 - Dead dead? - Doornail dead. 332 00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:57,430 What the fuck? I mean... 333 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:59,370 He was walking around, puking up blood, 334 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,880 being a general pain in the ass not four fucking hours ago. 335 00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:04,180 - And then he just arrested? - Arrested? 336 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,700 - Died. - Oh. 337 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,860 Maybe, like, his vital signs are so low he just appears to be dead. 338 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:13,170 He's been embalmed, Joey. 339 00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:15,450 So... what do we do? 340 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:32,150 - Chop off his head. - What?! 341 00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:36,160 You have to chop off his head and drive a stake through his heart. 342 00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:37,430 Why would I do that? 343 00:26:38,490 --> 00:26:41,830 Because he's undead. 344 00:26:41,890 --> 00:26:43,680 Undead? 345 00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:45,920 He's a vampire. 346 00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:47,410 A vampire! 347 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,430 Yes, Joey, a vampire, a creature of the night. 348 00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:56,240 And tonight he'll probably come back again from death. 349 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,660 A vampire? You're a fucking idiot. What's wrong with you? 350 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,060 - Joey, I'm serious. - Yeah, I'm serious, Matty. 351 00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:02,570 You're a fucking retard, okay? 352 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:06,550 There's a science explanation for what's happening here. 353 00:27:06,610 --> 00:27:09,180 - Okay, like what? - Like he's sick. 354 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,570 He has a virus. Gulf War syndrome. 355 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,780 Joey, I'm a nurse. He died over a month ago. 356 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,670 We buried him two days ago. What does this look like to you? 357 00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:18,470 Okay. Alright. 358 00:27:19,530 --> 00:27:22,150 Vampires have fangs, right? 359 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:24,060 Look, huh? 360 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,590 Eugh, gross. 361 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:26,810 No fangs. 362 00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:28,760 Maybe they take some time to grow in. 363 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,810 Yeah, maybe your theory is shit 'cause he died, like, a month ago. 364 00:27:31,870 --> 00:27:34,290 - Okay, so what's he doing on your floor? - I don't know. 365 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:35,620 That's what I called you for. 366 00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:38,230 - You have to chop off his head. - Okay, or else? 367 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,090 Or else, Joey, he'll roam the countryside 368 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:45,210 in search of victims to satiate his thirst for human blood. 369 00:27:45,270 --> 00:27:47,380 This is ludicrous, okay? 370 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,610 He's not a vampire. He's a dead guy. 371 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,320 I'm gonna take him to the mortuary and let the morticians deal with him. 372 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:54,230 Alright, do what you want. It's not my problem. 373 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:56,670 But if they don't chop off his head, he will be back. 374 00:27:57,130 --> 00:27:59,330 Oh, my God, where I live, on planet Earth, 375 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,560 there's no such thing as vampires. 376 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,500 You know, believe what you want, 377 00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:05,930 but when he rises again and starts taking the lives of the innocent, 378 00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:08,720 the blood will be on your hands. 379 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,520 It's up to you, Joey. He will need to drink human blood. 380 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,950 If he doesn't, his soul will be in eternal agony. 381 00:28:14,010 --> 00:28:16,980 If you're really his friend, you'll put his soul to rest and chop off his head. 382 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,240 Mathilda, not a word to anyone. Promise me! 383 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:22,600 I promise, I do. Kisses. 384 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:59,380 Holy shit, dude. You scared the piss out of me. 385 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,140 Fuck. Why am I so stiff? 386 00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:04,300 I usually say that in the morning too. 387 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,200 - Was I asleep? - You were dead. 388 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,280 Hey, your hanging-over favourite, huh? 389 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:15,110 Eggs, smoked oysters and Spam with molé. 390 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,840 Just the way you like it. 391 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,400 No? What? It's your favourite. 392 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,710 Yeah. I don't have much of an appetite. 393 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,940 I... I'm in the kitchen, I make it special for you 394 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,720 and now, what, I don't have feelings? 395 00:29:37,930 --> 00:29:39,500 Dig in. 396 00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:41,710 - Attaboy. - Mmm! 397 00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:52,440 Good, right? Nice. 398 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:57,370 Oh, my God! 399 00:30:03,950 --> 00:30:05,490 That is so wrong. 400 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,060 Fuck. 401 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,260 Okay, you gotta help me. 402 00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:25,530 - Alright. - Okay, this is good. 403 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,920 - This is good. - Mmm. 404 00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:43,540 Dr. Kaple, Dr. Kaple. 405 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,540 This is ward 819. Dr. Kaple, call the operator. 406 00:31:24,790 --> 00:31:27,160 May I help you? 407 00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,010 Um, I'm just here for some blood. 408 00:31:31,070 --> 00:31:34,040 - You're not a nurse. - That's true. 409 00:31:34,110 --> 00:31:35,580 - It's true, but, um... - But what? 410 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,540 I don't have all day. No nurse, no blood. 411 00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:41,860 - Right. Um... - You got a security pass? 412 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,450 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 413 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,380 Got a security pass. 414 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,460 Okay, okay, I don't want to hurt you, ma'am. 415 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,950 - I just want some blood. - Oh, here we go. 416 00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:58,990 Okay. What type? 417 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:01,400 - What? - What blood type? 418 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:04,110 I... l don't know. It doesn't matter. Just hurry up, please. 419 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:07,630 - What are you using it for? - Hey, that's none of your business. 420 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:09,750 I'm a nurse. Of course it's my business. 421 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:11,680 I can't indiscriminately dole out pints of blood 422 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,500 to every strung-out buffoon who wanders in off the street. 423 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:19,350 Someone could get the wrong type and blam, that's it. 424 00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:23,600 So, what blood type? 425 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,930 No, just... just give me some fucking blood, lady, okay? 426 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,660 And hurry up, or I'll give you a bullet sandwich. 427 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,170 Good. Good. 428 00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:35,790 Thank you. 429 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,940 We get your type in here from time to time - weirdos, 430 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:47,250 jumping from one fly-by-night hobbyist cult to another. 431 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:53,010 You know, what the Gothic cult, the witch coven, Landmark Forum. 432 00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:58,170 You are searching for something, for fulfillment. 433 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,020 Or maybe... maybe you're a cutter. 434 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,730 Maybe you're a junkie. 435 00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:06,780 But have you asked yourself if any of this is working? 436 00:33:06,850 --> 00:33:11,270 If any of this is making your life better? 437 00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:14,470 When was the last time you had a stress test? 438 00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:16,000 I don't know what that is. 439 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:18,390 I can give you a very simple test 440 00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:21,670 to find out exactly where your engrams are at. 441 00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:24,390 I don't know what you're talking about right now. Please put the blood in the bag. 442 00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:26,920 - Have you heard of Dianetics? - No. 443 00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,640 You know, you don't have to do this, you know. 444 00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:32,940 Scientology can help you find your place in life. 445 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,280 - Thank you for your help. - Your purpose. 446 00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:35,790 - You're very helpful. - You don't have to... 447 00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:39,960 Shit. 448 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,830 Why, you poser! Give me that back, you rat bastard! 449 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:49,530 Please. 450 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,140 Give it back! Security! 451 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,650 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 452 00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:58,110 What's wrong with your eyes? Oh, my God! 453 00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:01,000 - You stay right there! - What's wrong with you? 454 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:03,900 You'll be full of lead, both of you. 455 00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:08,810 Thank you. 456 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,460 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Here we go! 457 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,940 Drive. Drive, come on. 458 00:34:22,890 --> 00:34:24,340 Holy shit. Holy shit. 459 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,590 - How'd you do, huh? - Oh, I fucking did good. 460 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,900 - Yeah? - I did good. Yeah. 461 00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,410 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 462 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,890 Oh, fuck. 463 00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:36,550 Where's the fucking... Oh, fuck. 464 00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:38,570 - Drink up, baby. - Ah. 465 00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:40,560 Drink it up. There you go. 466 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,260 Look at ya. Look at ya! 467 00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:47,070 Drinking fucking blood, this is fucking surreal. 468 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,410 - Whoa. - This is real surreal. You feel good? 469 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:42,140 Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Not nice. 470 00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:49,780 - Yeah, girl. Working girl, right? - Yeah, yeah. 471 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,180 We should do this more. 472 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,540 You know, we didn't do this enough when you were alive. 473 00:35:58,900 --> 00:36:00,940 I feel like I've fucking... 474 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,900 I feel like I've been given a second chance. 475 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:06,330 - You have been. - Nobody gets a second chance, nobody. 476 00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:09,840 No... I-I got a second chance and I'm gonna fucking use it. 477 00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:12,930 I'm gonna do it the way I shoulda done it the first time. 478 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:13,710 There you go. 479 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,550 - And no mistakes. - No mistakes. 480 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,880 - No regrets. - No surrender. 481 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,490 - Because I'm fucking alive, my man. - God bless you. 482 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,400 Fuck. 483 00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:25,540 God. God. 484 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:31,130 Oh, hi, Joey. How are you? 485 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,610 Hey, Mrs. Agmanic. 486 00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:34,800 Ah. 487 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,260 - Is that Bart? - It's Bart. 488 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:39,060 He's... he's... Yeah, he's real sleepy. 489 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,750 He's been doing... He's drinking, so... 490 00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:41,960 - Is he drunk? - Yeah. 491 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,490 Burning the candle at both ends. 492 00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:46,340 - I can help if you... - No, no, I'm okay, Mrs. Agmanic. 493 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,290 - You'll hurt his head. - Yeah, he's asleep. 494 00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:50,750 - He fell asleep in the car, you know. - I'll bring you some... 495 00:36:50,810 --> 00:36:53,860 - He's sleepy, I don't wanna wake him. - I'll bring you orange juice. 496 00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,190 - No, thank you. - I'll bring you coffee. 497 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:58,050 Okay, Mrs. Agmanic. 498 00:36:58,710 --> 00:37:01,180 God. Alright, get you down here. 499 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,500 Come on, baby. Ahh. 500 00:37:05,070 --> 00:37:07,320 Oh, fuck him, alright. 501 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:15,680 - No? Not... not even a tingle? - This is stupid. 502 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,900 Okay, alright. No, let's just experiment. 503 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,140 Alright, so the crucifix doesn't work. 504 00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:22,900 - Hold out your hands. - Joey! 505 00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:24,990 This is actual holy water, okay. 506 00:37:25,050 --> 00:37:28,490 An actual Catholic priest blessed this shit right in front of me. 507 00:37:28,650 --> 00:37:31,370 - Please, just hold out your hands. - No, this is ridiculous. 508 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,960 This is ridiculous, okay? This whole thing is fucking ridiculous. 509 00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:37,660 Hold your hand out. 510 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,660 Okay. 511 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,170 - Well? - Oh, fuck. 512 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,080 That's not wat... What the fuck is... 513 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,830 Holy shit! 514 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,400 What the fuck?! 515 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:53,250 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 516 00:37:53,310 --> 00:37:54,930 - Fuck, Bart, I'm fucking sorry, dude. - Oh, my God! 517 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:56,560 - Why did you do this?! - Fuck. What do I do? 518 00:37:56,630 --> 00:37:59,320 - What's wrong? - WHY DID YOU pour water on my hand? 519 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:02,450 - It didn't do shit. - Oh, you fucking asshole. 520 00:38:02,510 --> 00:38:03,830 Such an asshole, man. 521 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:06,940 Who was stroking your hair last night when you were drinking blood? 522 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,120 - You were, yeah. - Human blood. Fuck it. 523 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:11,780 Look, alright, okay, okay, I did some research, 524 00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:14,740 and you're either a zombie or a vampire. 525 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,190 Good. Zombie or a vampire. 526 00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:19,770 I knew there had to be a scientific explanation for this. 527 00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:23,700 Well... Look, we basically categorize you as definitely undead. 528 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,010 Alright. There's one catch, Joey. 529 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,940 There's no such thing as vampires or zombies. 530 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,790 - Not according to the internet. - God, the internet. 531 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,910 What do they say about Bigfoot on the internet? 532 00:38:32,970 --> 00:38:35,410 Bart, you're clearly not Bigfoot- you're way too short, 533 00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:38,070 you're not covered in hair, your feet are too small. 534 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:42,390 Okay, okay, alright. So, zombie, check this out. 535 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:45,280 "A zombie is a dead human or animal corpse 536 00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:46,940 "that has been resuscitated from death 537 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,370 "by virtue of a curse, plague or other unnatural cause." 538 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:53,170 Huh? Huh? Who does that sound like, right? 539 00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:58,390 "Zombies are automatons with little to no mental functions, " - you... 540 00:38:58,450 --> 00:39:00,800 "limited reasoning power, " - you... 541 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,830 "and virtually no innate drive, " - again, you... 542 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:09,030 "aside from the urge to feed on the flesh or brains of the living." 543 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:11,310 - So, I'm a zombie. - No. 544 00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:18,790 Horst in "Schriften und Hypothesen über die Vampyren" defines a vampire as 545 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:23,480 "a dead body which continues to live in the grave, 546 00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:25,050 "which it leaves, however, by night 547 00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:28,380 "for the purpose of sucking the blood of the living, 548 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,100 "whereby it is nourished, preserved in good condition, 549 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:35,610 "instead of becoming decomposed like other dead bodies." 550 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:41,020 And Scoffern in "Stray Leaves of Science And Folklore" writes, 551 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,020 "The best definition I can give of a vampire 552 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,770 "is a living, mischievous and murderous dead body. 553 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:50,250 "A living dead body." 554 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,140 So, I'm a vampire. 555 00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:59,370 - You're a revenant. - A revenant? 556 00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:04,020 One who returns from the dead in corporeal form. 557 00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:09,110 Yeah. Yeah, that's me. 558 00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:12,500 So, what the hell do you do... 559 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,030 drink holy water and recite the Lord's Prayer backwards, what? 560 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:19,740 There is, er, one... one cure 561 00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:21,610 and that is chopping off your head 562 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:23,420 and driving a stake through your body. 563 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,810 Well... Oh, fuck! 564 00:40:31,350 --> 00:40:32,720 Fuck. 565 00:40:32,790 --> 00:40:34,660 So, what are we gonna do? 566 00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:41,020 Here we go, here we go. 567 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,960 Here we go. 568 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,420 Hey, man, how you doing, huh? 569 00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:47,700 Hey, man, we got some work for you. Hop in. 570 00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:50,280 Oh, thank you very much, sir, 571 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,940 but how about just some money so I can buy some food? 572 00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:56,830 - Please don't touch the car. - We'll give you some food, okay? 573 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,380 - So come on in, we got food for you. - Oh... no, man. Thanks. 574 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,880 - How about just a dollar, maybe $2. - Okay. 575 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:09,110 Well, here's the thing - your sign says you will work for food. 576 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:13,190 So we've got work for you, then we're gonna give you some food... 577 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,650 you'll work for food. 578 00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:16,300 You understand what I mean? So come on in. 579 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,340 Hey, man, I'm just trying to make ends meet, you know. 580 00:41:20,570 --> 00:41:24,320 - So you will work for food? - Money would be better. 581 00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:28,430 I mean, I'm just trying to make things happen, 582 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,750 and kind of burn the candle at both ends. 583 00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:35,640 - Burn the candle at both ends? - Burn the candle at both ends. 584 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:41,910 So whoa, whoa, whoa, let's revisit this for a moment okay? 585 00:41:41,970 --> 00:41:44,180 What do you mean "missed"? You want me to kill them? 586 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,820 These are the dregs of society. 587 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,160 They have no jobs, no family, you know what I'm saying? 588 00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,490 They make no contribution whatsoever. 589 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,330 You think someone's gonna notice 590 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,480 if they don't show up at the freeway exit ramp one day? 591 00:41:53,540 --> 00:41:56,090 I'm not killing anybody. You gone fucking crazy? 592 00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:58,120 You know what, maybe I am crazy. 593 00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:00,540 You show up, come back from the dead magically, 594 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,720 soliciting my help to procure human blood so you don't rot. 595 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,880 Yeah, crazy - reasonable explanation. 596 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,760 Here we go, filthy meal coming up. 597 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:11,630 Hey, there, pops, got some work for you for food. 598 00:42:11,690 --> 00:42:12,890 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 599 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,330 - Why don't you hop in, okay? - How about some money, man? 600 00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:16,890 - Give me some money. - No, no, no, no. 601 00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:20,300 We have food for you if you work for us, like the sign says... 602 00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:21,050 you know, the sign that you're holding? 603 00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:22,490 - What? - The sign. 604 00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:23,730 - What? - "Will work for food." 605 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,690 Who the fuck do you think I am, your nigger?! 606 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,200 - Oh, wow. - Get outta the car, white boy! 607 00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:30,720 - Alright, alright. Alright. - Outta the car! Put them up. 608 00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:31,650 Okay. 609 00:42:31,710 --> 00:42:33,690 Hey, will you work for food? 610 00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:37,190 - I don't do that shit, man. - Huh? 611 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,150 I ain't no faggot, I don't do that shit. 612 00:42:39,210 --> 00:42:39,900 No, no, no, no, I... 613 00:42:39,970 --> 00:42:43,090 Hey, you're looking for Boystown - Santa Monica Boulevard. 614 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,240 Now get the fuck out of here 615 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,950 before I give you something else to think about. 616 00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:47,390 - You faggot motherfucker! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 617 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,830 - Whoa! Whoa! - Get the fuck off! 618 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,880 This is working out great, Joe. 619 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:54,590 - What have you got next? - I'm sorry, man. 620 00:42:54,650 --> 00:42:58,250 I mean, I'm surprised nobody responded to my Craigslist ad... 621 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,680 - What, really? - Yeah. 622 00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:04,760 That surprises me. Everybody responds to those things. 623 00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:07,320 I know. Huh, what are you gonna do? 624 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,240 Ohhh. 625 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,340 Jesus! 626 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,950 Oh, what is wrong with you? 627 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,560 Fuck. 628 00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:36,920 I don't know what that's about. We gotta figure it out soon. 629 00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:39,330 Hey, bro! Bro! Just wait a sec. 630 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,420 - Get in the car. - You know what time it is? 631 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,570 Get in the car. Start the car. 632 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:47,450 - No watch. - Yeah, I think it's, like, 2:00. 633 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,020 They're just closing up in there, so... 634 00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:51,450 Oh, thanks. Thanks. 635 00:43:51,510 --> 00:43:55,600 Hey, bro, you look kinda... kinda sick. I saw you throwing up. 636 00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:58,280 - Ese, you alright? - No, no. 637 00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:00,990 Actually, I lost my watch. Yeah, I got it, though. 638 00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:02,690 - Oh. Okay. - Hey, let's go. 639 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,990 Hey, man, I'm selling watches, ese. You wanna see these watches, man? 640 00:44:06,050 --> 00:44:08,770 You might like one. Hey, check this out. Give me your money, ese! 641 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,090 Fuck. 642 00:44:10,650 --> 00:44:12,450 Look... 643 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,590 - Give me the money, ese! - I don't have any money, man. 644 00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:16,280 Fuck you! I said give me your money. 645 00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:19,040 Fuck you, I don't have any money. 646 00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:21,590 - We spent it all on hookers and blow! - Ah! 647 00:44:21,650 --> 00:44:23,370 Hookers and blow, huh? 648 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,200 Hookers and... 649 00:44:26,070 --> 00:44:27,930 Turn your punk ass around, ese. 650 00:44:29,430 --> 00:44:32,780 Hookers? You maricones are here for hookers? 651 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,010 - Pussy? - That's right. 652 00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:35,830 Mexican pussy? 653 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,340 What, you faggots can't find no pussy in Brentwood, 654 00:44:37,410 --> 00:44:39,400 you gotta come down here to my barrio? 655 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,360 Do we really look like we're from Brentwood? 656 00:44:43,980 --> 00:44:46,730 Did you come down here for Mexican pussy or not?! 657 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,320 Would you please not point that fucking gun at me? 658 00:44:49,380 --> 00:44:51,260 Shut your fucking mouth! 659 00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,910 Did you come down here for Mexican choncha? 660 00:44:53,970 --> 00:44:57,200 No, we did not come down here for Mexican choncha. 661 00:44:57,260 --> 00:45:00,830 - You didn't fuck no Mexican girls? - No. 662 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,270 No, we didn't fuck any Mexican girls. 663 00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,710 Why not? 664 00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:06,900 What? 665 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,860 What, Mexican choncha is not good enough for you, huh, cracker? 666 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,000 - They don't smell right? - No... 667 00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:12,710 They don't smell right, is that what you're saying? 668 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:15,470 No, they smell great. Mexican... Mexican choncha smells great. 669 00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,880 - Smells... smells good? - Mexican women are beautiful. 670 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,640 So you did come down here for some pussy, 671 00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:22,630 for some Mexican pussy. 672 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,990 Hey, back up, ese! Back up! 673 00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:28,600 Holy shit! 674 00:45:28,670 --> 00:45:31,080 - Holy shit! Bart! - Back up, little boy. 675 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:32,520 - You want two in you? - No. 676 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,950 You want two in you? 677 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:37,540 - Then give me your shit. - Okay. 678 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,570 Let's go, Casper. Give me your shit. 679 00:45:44,570 --> 00:45:48,410 What the fuck? 680 00:45:50,260 --> 00:45:54,410 I fucking killed you, ese! 681 00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:58,630 Ah! 682 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:01,240 I killed you, ese! 683 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,850 I fucking killed you. 684 00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:06,250 Take that! 685 00:46:07,570 --> 00:46:08,860 Ese. 686 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,860 Holy shit, Bart. You okay? 687 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,290 - Whoa. - You alright? 688 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,460 No. 689 00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:18,600 Dude, you got shot. A lot. 690 00:46:18,670 --> 00:46:22,270 Dude, he shot you with his gun. This is a trip! Look at you! 691 00:46:22,330 --> 00:46:25,980 Oh, my... Oh, yo, okay. Alright. Alright, we gotta... 692 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,840 We gotta get outta here, dude, we gotta get outta here right now. 693 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,940 - What? - We gotta go. Come on, we gotta go. 694 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,520 Take him, take him. Get him, get him, get him. 695 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,980 - What are you talking about? - We gotta go. 696 00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:36,940 You need him, trust me. Come on. Help me out, help me out. 697 00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:39,050 Jesus. 698 00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:42,110 Come on, get him. 699 00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:45,380 Ready? Go. 700 00:46:49,830 --> 00:46:51,910 Alright, get him in there. 701 00:46:51,970 --> 00:46:55,000 Oh, daddy's gonna eat. 702 00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:57,680 Baby's gonna have a nice meal. 703 00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:59,240 Oh, my God, that ruled! 704 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:02,750 Oh, my God, I can't even believe it! That is so awesome, buddy. 705 00:47:02,810 --> 00:47:05,010 You got dinner, buddy. Nice! 706 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:07,310 Yeah, that gangbanging motherfucker 707 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:10,910 fucked with the wrong fucking gringos, huh? 708 00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:13,540 You didn't see that one coming, did you, ese, huh? 709 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,670 Maricón, huh? 710 00:47:15,730 --> 00:47:20,460 Yo, so, suck him off or, you know, drink his blood. You know, do it. 711 00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:22,740 I... l don't know, man. 712 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,500 Fucking drink his blood, Bart. Do it. 713 00:47:25,570 --> 00:47:28,310 You're wasting it. He's bleeding all over the seat. 714 00:47:28,370 --> 00:47:31,890 Jesus Christ. You know, he shot you! You know he shot you, right? 715 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:34,720 He tried to kill you. It was us or him! 716 00:47:34,790 --> 00:47:36,410 Seriously, Bart! 717 00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:39,690 Dude, you're decom-fucking-posing, are you kidding? 718 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,150 You're wasting away. Don't you wanna get better? 719 00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:44,800 Dude, you have no choice. 720 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,400 Drink his blood. 721 00:47:56,890 --> 00:47:59,850 There you go. That's my guy. 722 00:47:59,910 --> 00:48:03,880 Look at that. Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ. 723 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,930 Holy Shit. 724 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,290 - We're gonna need more rocks. - No, we got plenty of rocks. 725 00:49:27,350 --> 00:49:29,820 No, we got enough rocks to sink him 726 00:49:29,890 --> 00:49:31,440 but we don't got enough rocks to hold him down 727 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,470 once his putrefying flesh starts to swell up with gas. 728 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:38,380 Then he becomes a big, white fermented meat bobber 729 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,910 bubbling up on the surface for all to see. 730 00:49:40,970 --> 00:49:42,370 We're gonna need more rocks. 731 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,840 Where the fuck do you find this shit? 732 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:45,900 I retain odd little titbits of information. 733 00:49:45,970 --> 00:49:47,810 Up and over. 734 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,640 This is crazy, dude. 735 00:50:13,730 --> 00:50:16,160 God. 736 00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:19,440 Okay, here we go. Yup, yup, yup. 737 00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,720 - Oh, hi, Joey. - See ya. 738 00:50:41,350 --> 00:50:42,890 Joey? 739 00:50:44,450 --> 00:50:46,000 Joey? 740 00:50:48,940 --> 00:50:50,480 Joey! 741 00:50:53,020 --> 00:50:54,640 Joey! 742 00:50:55,110 --> 00:50:56,740 Hey, Joey. 743 00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,240 Joey, I can see you in there. 744 00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,670 - I'm naked. - Oh, come on! 745 00:51:00,730 --> 00:51:03,570 - From the waist down. - Oh, come on, Joey, open the door. 746 00:51:03,630 --> 00:51:05,900 Hold on! Coming! 747 00:51:05,970 --> 00:51:07,690 - Coming. - Are you fucking kidding me? 748 00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:12,780 Joey, what are you doing? Come on! 749 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,510 Oh. Okay, you should knock more. 750 00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:19,630 Matty. 751 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,170 Janet. 752 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:25,080 The police came to my house. They said Bart's body's missing. 753 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,880 - My God, you're kidding? - Save it, Joey. I already told her. 754 00:51:33,350 --> 00:51:34,720 What's going on? 755 00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:37,110 I wanted to tell you, I did, I did, 756 00:51:37,170 --> 00:51:39,990 but he didn't want me to tell anyone. 757 00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:42,920 I thought... l think maybe he was embarrassed. 758 00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:45,610 Are you sure you wanna do this? 759 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,680 Oh, my God. 760 00:51:58,060 --> 00:52:00,480 It's a bit stuffy in here. 761 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,220 Oh, my God. 762 00:52:17,590 --> 00:52:19,590 I don't believe it. 763 00:52:46,340 --> 00:52:47,960 Why? 764 00:52:50,150 --> 00:52:53,620 Why? Why are you doing this to me? 765 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:57,180 You fucking arsehole, I loved you. Why? 766 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:04,090 He's cold. 767 00:53:08,070 --> 00:53:10,990 We have to stop this. It's too hard. 768 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:13,430 There are dark forces at play. 769 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,290 We have to end this, now. 770 00:53:15,350 --> 00:53:17,300 Dark forces? 771 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,810 - And what do you mean, "end it"? - She means cut off his head. 772 00:53:20,870 --> 00:53:22,800 - What?! - It's the only way, Janet. 773 00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:24,510 The... the only way to what? 774 00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,860 The only way to put his soul to rest. 775 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,050 No! I wanna see him again. 776 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,220 Has he killed yet? 777 00:53:34,990 --> 00:53:36,530 What do you mean, "killed"? 778 00:53:37,490 --> 00:53:41,040 He has to drink blood to survive, Janet. 779 00:53:41,110 --> 00:53:42,990 Has he killed yet? 780 00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:46,620 You're not cu... You're not cutting off his head. 781 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,460 This is insane. 782 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,070 Has he killed yet, Joey? 783 00:53:51,630 --> 00:53:54,470 - Joey?! - A... a little bit. 784 00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:59,080 - What? - It was in self-defense. 785 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,960 And did he drink his victim's blood? 786 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:05,590 Um, yeah, he did do that. 787 00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,780 See? 788 00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:09,690 Janet, we have to put his soul at peace. 789 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,710 You understand? 790 00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:13,470 He can't do it himself. It's up to us. 791 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:16,480 No! You're not fucking touching him. 792 00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:19,540 You never liked him and you never wanted us to be together. 793 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,730 Get out of here now! 794 00:54:21,790 --> 00:54:22,960 - Go! - All I wanna... 795 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:26,240 Go! Go. 796 00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:30,170 Oh. That went well, I thought. 797 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:33,160 That's... that's my room. 798 00:54:35,490 --> 00:54:38,840 So, did you come clean with your best pal? 799 00:54:38,910 --> 00:54:40,450 Beg your pardon? 800 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,170 Perhaps there's more than one reason to "give him peace". 801 00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:54,890 Do the right thing, Joey. 802 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:59,120 Fucking blow me, Matty. 803 00:55:11,060 --> 00:55:14,130 ♫ They say ♫ 804 00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,670 ♫ It must have been ♫ 805 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,900 ♫ Surrender ♫ 806 00:55:22,510 --> 00:55:25,010 ♫ They cannot see how ♫ 807 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,330 ♫ I could love a man like I love you ♫ 808 00:55:33,530 --> 00:55:36,080 ♫ I tell them ♫ 809 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:42,000 ♫ All that there is to remember... ♫ 810 00:55:42,570 --> 00:55:44,190 Oh, my God. 811 00:55:45,060 --> 00:55:47,660 - Oh, my God. - ♫ And I don't recall... ♫ 812 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,350 Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. 813 00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:51,390 It's so good to see you too. 814 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,590 How did you find out? 815 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:56,780 I couldn't believe it when Mathilda told me, I... 816 00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,510 Oh, my God, look at your eyes. 817 00:55:59,570 --> 00:56:02,490 Oh, yeah. That's fucked up, right? 818 00:56:02,550 --> 00:56:04,760 I usually wear sunglasses. 819 00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,760 What the hell's going on? 820 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:15,570 Oh, sometimes, I guess, people just rise from the dead. 821 00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:20,780 - From the dead? - Yeah. 822 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,340 From the dead! 823 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,400 ♫ Angels are there just for lovers ♫ 824 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:33,760 ♫ And gently they guard us each day... ♫ 825 00:56:33,830 --> 00:56:36,420 - I can't believe you'd do this to me. - Baby... 826 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,000 I had to bury you! I had to say goodbye. 827 00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:44,210 ♫ They say ♫ 828 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:48,900 ♫ You're not the lover for me ♫ 829 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:54,470 ♫ Hoping for proof they don't see ♫ 830 00:56:55,530 --> 00:57:00,530 ♫ Somehow awaiting your crime ♫ 831 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:06,760 ♫ I fall ♫ 832 00:57:06,820 --> 00:57:09,240 ♫ into your arms ♫ 833 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:12,370 ♫ With my heart ♫ 834 00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:17,250 ♫ Open as wide the stars ♫ 835 00:57:18,020 --> 00:57:22,340 ♫ I know that your love is mine. ♫ 836 00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:31,200 So you're still not hungry or are you basically, like, nervous 837 00:57:31,270 --> 00:57:33,860 you're gonna puke everything up in a damned bloody mess? 838 00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:38,440 - I'm not feeling very rubicund lately. - Rubicund? 839 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,590 Nice. That's a pretty gay word. 840 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,780 Oh, you got your cell phone back, huh? 841 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:57,060 - Yep. Janet gave it back to me. - What? 842 00:57:57,110 --> 00:57:59,550 She sent me a bunch of voicemails when I was dead. 843 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,080 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 844 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,000 Said she wanted to hear my voice. 845 00:58:03,060 --> 00:58:06,690 She pissed that you're not accepting her calls, sending her to voicemail? 846 00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:09,950 - You're so fucked, man. - Sorry. 847 00:58:10,010 --> 00:58:10,790 You just send her to voicemail. 848 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:13,200 - Where's the Quick-E-Mart man? - I don't know. 849 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:19,440 - Oh, there he is. - Yes. 850 00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:22,970 - Okay. - You alright? 851 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,250 - That's a nice shirt. - Great shirt. 852 00:58:30,010 --> 00:58:33,730 - Did you steal it from a Gypsy? - Cowboy Gypsy? 853 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,280 That's a great hat. 854 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,440 Ohhh! 855 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,090 - Hey! - What are you doing? 856 00:58:44,650 --> 00:58:46,250 You stupid white motherfuckers, 857 00:58:46,310 --> 00:58:48,730 you just walked into the wrong motherfucking liquor store. 858 00:58:48,790 --> 00:58:51,600 Put your white motherfucking heads on the motherfucking counter now! 859 00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,640 Get the fucking money out of the fucking machine 860 00:58:53,710 --> 00:58:55,550 and put it in the fucking bag! 861 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:58,180 I hate fucking square-ass, tight-fuck white people like you. 862 00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,650 And I can't stand no slant-eyed, 863 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,760 Chink-Nip motherfucker like you neither. 864 00:59:01,830 --> 00:59:04,540 Get the fucking money! Think I'm playing with you?! 865 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,520 Give me that. Get your ass over there. 866 00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:09,450 What the fuck's wrong with you fuckers? 867 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,260 On your knees! Put your hands behind your fucking head! 868 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:13,850 Skimpy-ass yellow bastards. 869 00:59:13,910 --> 00:59:15,500 Anybody moves, I'll shoot 'em. 870 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,610 Anybody makes a sound, guess what? I'm gonna shoot 'em! 871 00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:22,390 I'm glad you assholes came up in here. 872 00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:25,270 I didn't plan on busting up no white folks tonight, just gooks! 873 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:28,920 But I always do over the white man when I get the opportunity. 874 00:59:28,980 --> 00:59:30,470 Fork it over, motherfucker! 875 00:59:30,530 --> 00:59:33,010 Put that fucking shit on the counter! Now! 876 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:34,340 Yeah. 877 00:59:37,470 --> 00:59:39,470 - Isn't that a little racist? - What? 878 00:59:39,530 --> 00:59:41,420 Wh-what-what... what the fuck did you just say? 879 00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:44,860 You always do over the white man when you get the chance, 880 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:45,500 that what you said? 881 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,160 Fuck you! Look what you white folks did to my people. 882 00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:50,210 Look how you force down the black community! 883 00:59:50,270 --> 00:59:53,240 You specifically target someone based on their race, that's racism. 884 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,480 Back me up on this, Joey. 885 00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,340 Yeah, back him up, motherfucker. 886 00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:01,620 Shit, are you kidding me, man? Are you fucking kidding me? 887 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,480 "Moral consciousness implies a kind of scission, 888 01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:05,620 "a fracture of consciousness 889 01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:08,330 "into a bright part and an opposing black part. 890 01:00:08,390 --> 01:00:10,340 "In order to achieve morality, it is essential that 891 01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:13,980 "the black, the dark, the Negro vanish from consciousness. 892 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:18,060 "Hence a Negro is forever in combat with his own image." Frantz Fanon. 893 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,460 Louis Farrakhan said, "Anarchy may await America 894 01:00:20,530 --> 01:00:23,370 "due to the daily injustices suffered by the people." 895 01:00:23,830 --> 01:00:26,200 I'm doing my part to manifest that anarchy, brother, 896 01:00:26,270 --> 01:00:27,390 and free all people. 897 01:00:27,450 --> 01:00:30,370 But you ain't gonna see that freedom because you're gonna be a casualty 898 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,830 of the anarchy that brings it into being! 899 01:00:32,890 --> 01:00:34,810 And the fucking slope goes first. 900 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,600 No. Don't, don't. I don't wanna die. 901 01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:39,230 Don't, don't, don't shoot me, please. 902 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,970 - What the fuck is with that shit? - I think he fainted. 903 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,350 Fainted? 904 01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:46,160 Shut the fuck up, gook! I said, "Shut the fuck up!" 905 01:00:46,630 --> 01:00:48,480 - Alright, say goodbye, motherfucker. - Don't, man. 906 01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:51,210 No, don't kill me. Don't kill me. Fuck! Fuck! Oh! 907 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,850 Fuck, fuck. 908 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:56,100 - You wanna be a fucking hero? - I don't wanna die. Shit! 909 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:58,880 Oh, fuck, fuck. I don't wanna die. 910 01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:12,090 Oh, fuck. 911 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,480 Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. 912 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:17,090 He was shot. 913 01:01:17,150 --> 01:01:20,320 Dude, what happened, dude? 914 01:01:20,370 --> 01:01:23,770 - What the fuck? - Oh, I got... l got shot. 915 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,640 Oh, hurting. 916 01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:30,280 - Fucking Jesus, it hurts. - You should see your chest. Is it okay? 917 01:01:30,340 --> 01:01:31,560 Is it real? 918 01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:34,340 Oh, fuck. What the fuck happened? 919 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,190 What? I don't get it. 920 01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:40,080 - He's dead. - Yeah? 921 01:01:40,150 --> 01:01:41,960 - Fuck you. I say, "Fuck you." - Yeah. 922 01:01:42,020 --> 01:01:43,970 - That teaches you to fuck with me. - Yeah, baby. 923 01:01:44,740 --> 01:01:48,160 Yeah, I can't... I can't talk right now, okay? 924 01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:51,840 - Yeah, I'm just too busy. - Fucking asshole! Fucking asshole. 925 01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:53,440 I'm too busy to tell you why I'm busy. 926 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,700 - Teach you to fuck with me. - Okay? I gotta go. 927 01:01:57,470 --> 01:01:59,120 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 928 01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:00,510 Martin Luther King is rolling in his grave. 929 01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:02,700 - Yeah, I will. - You asshole. 930 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:04,800 - You're a disgrace to the black man. - Okay. Okay, gotta go. 931 01:02:04,860 --> 01:02:06,680 - Don't you fucking get it, you punk? - Okay. 932 01:02:07,550 --> 01:02:09,600 - Okay, baby. 'Bye. - I don't believe it. 933 01:02:09,670 --> 01:02:12,310 I'm a-fucking-live, alive! Anything in the fucking store you want. 934 01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:14,080 Please, take it, take it. Anything. 935 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:17,460 Please, please, here. For free. Take it, for free. 936 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,570 - Okay, yeah. - You saved my life! 937 01:02:19,630 --> 01:02:21,380 - You saved my life! - Yep. 938 01:02:28,970 --> 01:02:30,720 Eww. 939 01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:37,320 Whoa. 940 01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:39,470 Bart, look at this fucker. 941 01:02:39,530 --> 01:02:42,450 - Look at that shit. - You fucking kidding me? 942 01:02:45,870 --> 01:02:48,300 Oh, score. 943 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,800 Huh? 944 01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:52,580 Uh-huh. 945 01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:09,100 T-take out $300, make it fucking snappy. 946 01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:12,960 M-machine w-won't take my card. 947 01:03:14,270 --> 01:03:15,740 Don't fucking fuck with me, man. 948 01:03:15,810 --> 01:03:17,970 I want $300 or they're gonna be 949 01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:21,750 wiping up your fucking frontal lobe off that machine in the AM. 950 01:03:21,810 --> 01:03:25,860 It-it's not my card. I-I stole it. It's not mine. 951 01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,360 Shut up! You think I'm fucking stupid? 952 01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:32,840 I'm gonna count to three... No, I'm gonna count to five. 953 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:37,770 Alright? And if I don't have 300 bucks, kaboom, you're dead. 954 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,540 One. Two. 955 01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,770 Three. Four. 956 01:03:45,070 --> 01:03:48,490 Drop the fucking gun lickity-fucking-split. 957 01:03:51,420 --> 01:03:54,290 - Move and the geek gets it. - Okay. 958 01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:59,350 I'm gonna count to three. No, I'm gonna count to five. 959 01:03:59,410 --> 01:04:02,650 And if you don't drop the gun, kaboom. 960 01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:04,840 One. 961 01:04:13,750 --> 01:04:15,160 Motherfuck... 962 01:04:16,550 --> 01:04:19,100 - No! Help! Help! - Shut up! 963 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,960 Oh, go away. Oh, God, help. 964 01:04:22,030 --> 01:04:24,250 - Help me. Somebody, help me. - Shut up! 965 01:04:24,310 --> 01:04:25,930 I know what you're thinking. 966 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,130 Did he fire six shots or only five? 967 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,920 Well, to tell you the truth, 968 01:04:31,990 --> 01:04:34,580 in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. 969 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,660 But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, 970 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,790 the most powerful hand gun in the world, 971 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,520 would blow your head clean off... 972 01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,750 Oh! Ohh! 973 01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:46,060 Oh, you can't... 974 01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:53,610 That's not a .44 Magnum. 975 01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:56,660 So you've got to ask yourself a question, 976 01:05:00,570 --> 01:05:02,320 "Do I feel lucky?" 977 01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:08,740 Well, do ya... punk? 978 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,150 Fuck you. 979 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,210 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much. 980 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,010 How can I ever thank you? 981 01:05:21,940 --> 01:05:23,980 Well... 982 01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:29,790 Oh, my God, dude. Holy God. This looks fun. 983 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,430 Oh, fu... 984 01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,890 It smells like pure gasoline. Are you kidding me? 985 01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:52,120 Oi. What did you say, little brown rabbit? 986 01:05:53,770 --> 01:05:55,690 ... what local law enforcement 987 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,870 is calling a vigilante gunslinger 988 01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,040 sends cheers through the local community. 989 01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:02,750 For the full story we go to Anita Chung. 990 01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:04,740 Convenient Man owner Marty Kim, 991 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:07,790 whose business has been plagued by hate crimes and vandalism 992 01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:10,350 ever since the latest Laker riots in June, 993 01:06:10,410 --> 01:06:13,140 claims that the gunslingers saved his life. 994 01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:15,800 My business has been plagued by crime, yes. 995 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,080 My wife and I can't sleep 996 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:20,600 without worrying about what's gonna get broken or stolen 997 01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,680 until these gunslinger boys. 998 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,880 Police say these men are criminals 999 01:06:24,950 --> 01:06:26,750 and need to be subdued and prosecuted 1000 01:06:26,810 --> 01:06:28,310 before they can strike again. 1001 01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:30,500 Will you help the cops with their investigation? 1002 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:32,990 Why do they need to be prosecuted? 1003 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:34,730 They saved my life. 1004 01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:36,930 How can you explain the fact that the victims have been found 1005 01:06:36,990 --> 01:06:39,310 with all the blood drained from their bodies? 1006 01:06:39,770 --> 01:06:43,560 What blood? I don't see any blood. 1007 01:06:43,630 --> 01:06:47,270 Anita Chung, reporting to you live from Koreatown. Back to you. 1008 01:06:48,230 --> 01:06:53,480 Vigilante gunslingers. How fucking cool is that, dude? 1009 01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:58,960 To protect the innocent, to serve justice, truth, vengeance, 1010 01:06:59,020 --> 01:07:00,090 the American way. 1011 01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:03,810 Oh, my God, We're like... We're like cowboys. 1012 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:06,410 We're like vampire superheroes. 1013 01:07:06,470 --> 01:07:09,920 Maybe... I think maybe, like, maybe you could make me a vampire. Right? 1014 01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:13,010 I mean, like, I'll drink your blood or you drink my blood, you know, 1015 01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:17,050 whatever we have to do to give me the dark gift. 1016 01:07:17,810 --> 01:07:19,760 "The dark gift?" 1017 01:07:21,230 --> 01:07:23,940 The dark gift? The dark gift? 1018 01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:32,930 The dark gift? The dark gift. Yeah. 1019 01:07:32,990 --> 01:07:36,510 The dark gift. The dark gift. 1020 01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:42,540 Yeah. Yeah, I could give you the dark gift. The dark gift. 1021 01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:45,600 The dark gift? Yeah, man, that would be great. 1022 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,750 Okay, I'm in a happy place. 1023 01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:51,360 We're on TV. This is cool. And now you're shitting on me with sarcasm. 1024 01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:55,160 Okay? So fuck off. You're a dick. 1025 01:07:55,210 --> 01:07:56,810 - Say "dark gift" again. - The dark gift. 1026 01:07:56,860 --> 01:07:59,130 You're a child, and now I'm gonna go masturbate 1027 01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:01,160 to pictures of your mom, which I have. 1028 01:08:27,330 --> 01:08:30,950 Go get 'em, tiger. Go get 'em, daddy. 1029 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,020 There you go. Go on. 1030 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,280 Oh, that's not good. Oh, God. 1031 01:08:42,590 --> 01:08:44,640 Here I come. I'm coming. 1032 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:47,940 Freeze, you fuckers. 1033 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,190 Oh, God. Fuck. 1034 01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,580 You're okay. You're okay. 1035 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,560 Listen, we've just got to get to the car. 1036 01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:21,210 Come on. 1037 01:09:21,270 --> 01:09:24,110 Oh, fuck. 1038 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:27,390 Oh, fuck. 1039 01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:29,270 - You hang on, buddy. - God! 1040 01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,960 Hang on, Joey. You're gonna be okay. Okay? 1041 01:09:32,030 --> 01:09:33,290 I'm bleeding to death. 1042 01:09:33,350 --> 01:09:35,820 You gotta hurry, Bart. 1043 01:09:35,870 --> 01:09:37,820 You gotta hurry, man. 1044 01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:39,870 Do not think about the pain, buddy. 1045 01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:41,890 Don't let me die, Bart. 1046 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,330 You stay... I won't let you die. 1047 01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:45,260 - Okay? You stay with me. - Bullets everywhere! 1048 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:49,370 Oh, fuck. I'm in trouble, dude. 1049 01:09:50,630 --> 01:09:53,320 Oh, my God. 1050 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:57,900 I had dreams. I had fucking... We had dreams. 1051 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,210 We didn't do shit. 1052 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:05,080 We didn't do a fucking thing. Now it's too late. 1053 01:10:05,150 --> 01:10:09,470 It's not over, buddy. it's not over. You're gonna be fine, alright? 1054 01:10:09,530 --> 01:10:12,170 We're gonna get you to the hospital and get you patched up. 1055 01:10:12,230 --> 01:10:13,830 Okay? They're gonna fix you right up. 1056 01:10:13,890 --> 01:10:16,370 We're gonna fucking do everything we always talked about, man. 1057 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:17,860 We'll make things happen, alright? 1058 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:20,790 Don't leave me. 1059 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:23,000 Fuck! Where's this fucking hospital? 1060 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,250 Are you lost? You can't find the hospital? 1061 01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:29,480 I'm not lost. I'm not lost. It's right up here on the... 1062 01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:31,370 Fuck! 1063 01:10:32,030 --> 01:10:34,030 - I'm gonna die. - Keep talking. 1064 01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:37,590 I'm gonna die in the front seat of this bullshit car. 1065 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:42,600 Joey, hang on. Joey, hang on. You fucking hang on! 1066 01:10:42,660 --> 01:10:45,340 Joey? Joey? 1067 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:52,560 Joey? Joey, don't do this to me. Joey! 1068 01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:54,920 Fuck. 1069 01:11:30,930 --> 01:11:35,020 We gotcha. You're gonna be just fine. 1070 01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,800 Coming up, the World Health Organisation 1071 01:11:59,860 --> 01:12:02,730 has quarantined the international terminal at LAX 1072 01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:05,980 following criticism that local authorities have not done enough... 1073 01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:07,510 ...to stop the spread... 1074 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,430 Hot. 1075 01:12:12,490 --> 01:12:15,930 Hey! Hey, pal. 1076 01:12:16,090 --> 01:12:19,220 Oh, fu... 1077 01:12:23,450 --> 01:12:25,170 You gotta be kidding me. 1078 01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,470 Should have chopped off my head while you had the chance. 1079 01:12:27,530 --> 01:12:29,700 No fucking shit, man. 1080 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:44,400 1505 South Wooster. An upstairs duplex. 1081 01:12:44,450 --> 01:12:47,650 Code 2 incident- 5401-RD-859. 1082 01:12:47,710 --> 01:12:50,330 - You ready? - Ready, Teddy. 1083 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:03,780 Drop the gun. Drop it. Drop it, fucker. 1084 01:13:52,630 --> 01:13:54,750 In continuing crime team coverage, 1085 01:13:54,810 --> 01:13:58,560 the vigilante gunslingers saved the day again. 1086 01:13:58,630 --> 01:14:03,720 Death toll rises as search for local crime-fighting outlaws intensifies. 1087 01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:06,030 One woman relates her harrowing experience 1088 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:08,350 in the hands of the vigilante gunslingers. 1089 01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:11,720 Find out how vigilantism affects your credit standing. 1090 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:14,070 And finally, in the Sky 7 investigative team's 1091 01:14:14,130 --> 01:14:18,050 continuing live team coverage of the vigilante gunslingers, Clue Watch, 1092 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,510 local Southland investigators claim they have a break in the case, 1093 01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:24,390 leading them to the true identities of the gunslingers. 1094 01:14:24,450 --> 01:14:26,790 Surveillance video outside a Super Puffs hot dog stand 1095 01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:29,170 appears to show the suspects exiting the crime scene 1096 01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:32,350 and then performing reckless manoeuvres in their getaway vehicle 1097 01:14:32,410 --> 01:14:33,880 before making their escape. 1098 01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:35,930 Police now are looking for leads 1099 01:14:35,990 --> 01:14:37,690 from anyone who might have seen the suspects 1100 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:41,700 driving a late model Camaro with a Surfboard on the roof. 1101 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,830 ♫ I can see it now ♫ 1102 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,130 ♫ By the look on your face ♫ 1103 01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,760 ♫ I'm about to have a problem ♫ 1104 01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:36,020 ♫ Got a gun out west ♫ 1105 01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:40,620 ♫ Always get away with it ♫ 1106 01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:43,240 ♫ Living in a blizzard ♫ 1107 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,450 ♫ Coming from the tower ♫ 1108 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,260 ♫ Giving you the word ♫ 1109 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:54,170 ♫ Try to find a clear thought inside your... ♫ 1110 01:16:08,290 --> 01:16:09,630 Oh, yes. 1111 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:14,190 Oh, my God. There's a shitload of coke here, dude. 1112 01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:20,790 Oh, dude! Holy shit. What a haul. 1113 01:16:20,860 --> 01:16:25,800 Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Oh, God. 1114 01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:31,800 Oh my fu- 1115 01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:37,190 - Shit. - What's the matter? 1116 01:16:37,950 --> 01:16:39,190 These guys are cops, man. 1117 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:41,370 - No shit? - Yeah. 1118 01:16:43,690 --> 01:16:45,660 - What the fuck are you doing? - What's it look like I'm doing, man? 1119 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,060 I'm trying to give him CPR. 1120 01:16:47,130 --> 01:16:49,550 Yeah, I think I can save this one right here. 1121 01:16:49,610 --> 01:16:52,980 Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's coming around. Mmm. 1122 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:55,970 Oh, I think I can save him. No. No. He's dead. 1123 01:16:56,030 --> 01:16:59,000 Quit screwing around, fuck-ass. These guys are cops. Did you hear me? 1124 01:16:59,070 --> 01:17:01,940 Yeah, they're cops. So what? Okay? 1125 01:17:02,010 --> 01:17:05,480 The most corrupt dirtbag fucks of this society. Jesus. 1126 01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:07,070 What do you think they're doing here, huh? 1127 01:17:07,130 --> 01:17:09,260 Do you think they're good-guy drug dealer cops? 1128 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,550 - What's your fucking deal anyway? - It isn't right. 1129 01:17:12,310 --> 01:17:14,460 - They were drug dealers. - You love drugs. 1130 01:17:17,110 --> 01:17:20,380 What about the children? It's the children that suffer here. 1131 01:17:20,450 --> 01:17:21,970 You should think of the children. 1132 01:17:31,570 --> 01:17:33,120 What the fuck? 1133 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:34,290 Matty? 1134 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:37,480 What the hell are you doing here, Matty? 1135 01:17:38,740 --> 01:17:43,710 Well, you must be the vigilante gunslingers. 1136 01:17:43,780 --> 01:17:46,220 Some pretty dope motherfuckers, huh? 1137 01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:49,150 Jesus Christ, Matty. It's been a long time. 1138 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:54,870 Yeah, I haven't seen you for a while... upright, anyway. 1139 01:17:55,630 --> 01:17:56,900 How you been? 1140 01:17:57,860 --> 01:18:02,030 Good. Fine. You? 1141 01:18:02,100 --> 01:18:03,690 Same ol', same ol'. 1142 01:18:05,210 --> 01:18:10,790 So, what's it like dying and then coming back? 1143 01:18:11,460 --> 01:18:13,530 I can't say it exactly rules. 1144 01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:23,930 Are you fucking serious? You sucked your best friend's blood? 1145 01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:26,710 It's not like that. I was trying to save his life. 1146 01:18:26,770 --> 01:18:29,370 Oh, well, good work. Now you're both ghouls. 1147 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,030 I warned you. I told you to cut off his head. 1148 01:18:32,090 --> 01:18:33,710 But no, you knew everything, didn't you? 1149 01:18:33,770 --> 01:18:38,610 Alright. Alright. Fine. Okay? What the fuck are you doing here? 1150 01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:42,210 I followed you. I've been watching you. 1151 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:44,470 I know what you're doing. 1152 01:18:44,530 --> 01:18:47,340 - And now Janet will too. - No. You can't tell Janet. 1153 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:51,970 Janet, the police, the evening news... I'm telling fucking Oprah. 1154 01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:56,010 It's not fair what you're doing to her. You know she still loves you. 1155 01:18:56,860 --> 01:18:58,990 She thinks there's hope. She thinks there's a cure. 1156 01:18:59,060 --> 01:19:01,380 She's still trying to work it out with you, 1157 01:19:01,450 --> 01:19:04,990 with her deadbeat, dead boyfriend. 1158 01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:10,920 Just let her go, Bart. Let her get on with her life. 1159 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:16,050 You've got to let me tell her. Matty, please just give me that. 1160 01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:19,550 No. Game over. 1161 01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:25,360 Cops, Janet, and when the sun comes up, heads off. 1162 01:19:26,990 --> 01:19:28,660 Matty! 1163 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,550 I will shoot you. 1164 01:19:34,390 --> 01:19:36,690 Joey, don't. 1165 01:19:37,630 --> 01:19:39,750 Matty, I'll shoot you. 1166 01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:42,560 Joey? 1167 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,530 No, you won't. 1168 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:55,320 The fuck? 1169 01:19:55,380 --> 01:19:57,210 - You heard her. - What the fuck! 1170 01:19:57,270 --> 01:19:59,170 Well, she said she was gonna go to the cops. 1171 01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:00,560 It's Matty. 1172 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:02,960 Yeah, it's Matty, okay? 1173 01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:04,750 - The witch freak... - Just fuck up. 1174 01:20:04,810 --> 01:20:07,060 ...who had a lesbo crush on your girlfriend, 1175 01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:09,000 who was gonna go to the cops. 1176 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:13,930 Joey, you're such a dick. 1177 01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:23,240 Fuck Matty. Fuck Matty, dude. 1178 01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:25,270 - Fuck her. Fuck her. - She was a... 1179 01:20:25,330 --> 01:20:28,290 She was gonna go to the fucking cops. I fucking shot her. 1180 01:20:28,350 --> 01:20:30,030 Fuck her. You're fucking welcome. 1181 01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:31,790 - You're just fucking pissed. - It's ringing. Shut up. 1182 01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:34,430 I had the fucking balls to do something that you couldn't... 1183 01:20:34,490 --> 01:20:36,830 - Please, dude. - ...fucking do ever. 1184 01:20:38,150 --> 01:20:40,170 - You're such a pussy. - Fuck! Voicemail. 1185 01:20:40,230 --> 01:20:43,310 Yeah, she's probably on the fucking phone with the cops right now, 1186 01:20:43,370 --> 01:20:45,370 so we gotta get the fuck out of Dodge 1187 01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:48,000 and get the fuck out of here before the sun rises. 1188 01:20:54,060 --> 01:20:55,100 What the fuck are you doing? Where are we? 1189 01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,170 Just get everything you can at home, okay? 1190 01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:59,500 Pack everything you can into one bag. 1191 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,440 What are you talking about? 1192 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:02,680 Or don't pack, alright? Don't pack. I don't care. 1193 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:05,170 Just meet me at home, alright? I got a plan. 1194 01:21:06,130 --> 01:21:07,330 Plan? 1195 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:08,720 - It's a surprise, okay? - Yeah. 1196 01:21:08,790 --> 01:21:11,480 Look, you're gonna love it. Just meet me at home in 30 minutes, okay? 1197 01:21:11,550 --> 01:21:13,260 30 minutes. Don't be late. 1198 01:21:21,220 --> 01:21:22,360 Look, I don't know what Mathilda told you... 1199 01:21:22,430 --> 01:21:25,480 Don't. Just don't. 1200 01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:27,790 - What? - Stop it, Bart. 1201 01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:30,350 Yeah, they're cops. 1202 01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:33,010 So what? Okay? The most corrupt dirtbag... 1203 01:21:33,070 --> 01:21:35,680 They were drug dealers, Janet. 1204 01:21:35,740 --> 01:21:36,740 Joey's a drug dealer. 1205 01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:40,100 No, it's not the same thing. It's not the same thing at all. 1206 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,480 These people... They had guns. They had weapons. 1207 01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:44,340 Oh, so it was self-defense? 1208 01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:46,150 Yeah. 1209 01:21:46,210 --> 01:21:47,780 - Yes, it was. - Well, then, why... 1210 01:21:47,850 --> 01:21:52,350 We need to drink blood, Janet. I need to. 1211 01:21:53,010 --> 01:21:56,080 Don't you get that? If I don't get blood I will decompose. 1212 01:21:56,150 --> 01:21:57,900 - I'll rot. - You can use me. 1213 01:21:58,860 --> 01:22:00,000 What? 1214 01:22:03,380 --> 01:22:05,970 I mean, you won't kill me, right? 1215 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:10,210 But you can get by just on me, can't you? 1216 01:22:10,270 --> 01:22:11,240 You have no idea what you're saying. 1217 01:22:11,310 --> 01:22:13,430 - I just want us to be together. - Don't do this, alright? 1218 01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:15,740 I want you to stay so we can be together. 1219 01:22:16,980 --> 01:22:18,570 You don't understand. 1220 01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:22,150 Come on. 1221 01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:24,060 Please don't do this. Please don't. 1222 01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,830 Just take a little, just enough. 1223 01:22:32,020 --> 01:22:33,540 I want you to, baby. 1224 01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:36,800 Oh, God. 1225 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:00,440 What the fuck is that? 1226 01:24:00,510 --> 01:24:05,860 It's our new recreational vehicle. Yeah! 1227 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:10,610 Big, roomy, 472 big block under the hood. 1228 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,100 Oh, a killer AC so that the corpses don't get too ripe. 1229 01:24:14,170 --> 01:24:18,580 I personally installed a 12-disc CD changer MP3 player, 1230 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:20,790 so the tunes, they're covered. 1231 01:24:20,860 --> 01:24:25,230 The style is apropos, I'd say, and check it out. 1232 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,450 Yeah! 1233 01:24:28,950 --> 01:24:33,390 I'm thinking Las Vegas. Huh? Me and you go to Vegas. 1234 01:24:33,450 --> 01:24:35,570 It's open all night long. 1235 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:40,130 Restaurants, gambling, shows, showgirls... 1236 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,320 The night-life, baby! 1237 01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:42,260 And then in the morning 1238 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:47,070 we retire to the luxury and safety of our two-coffin suite. 1239 01:24:47,140 --> 01:24:50,360 Yeah! What do you think, huh? 1240 01:24:50,430 --> 01:24:55,020 Oh, an endless bevy of bodacious apple-bottomed booty, 1241 01:24:55,080 --> 01:24:57,550 a lifetime of debauchery. 1242 01:24:57,620 --> 01:25:01,340 The vigilante gunslingers do Las Vegas. 1243 01:25:02,290 --> 01:25:03,840 What's the problem? 1244 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:05,970 - What is it? - Janet. 1245 01:25:06,030 --> 01:25:07,270 What about Janet? 1246 01:25:08,810 --> 01:25:11,600 - I didn't mean to. - What happened to Janet? Huh? 1247 01:25:11,660 --> 01:25:13,900 - What happened to Janet? - She wanted me to do it. 1248 01:25:13,970 --> 01:25:17,760 She... She begged me to do it and l... l got carried away. 1249 01:25:17,820 --> 01:25:21,610 What did you do, Bart? What did you do to Janet, Bart? 1250 01:25:23,150 --> 01:25:27,070 You asshole. You stupid cunt. 1251 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:30,930 What's the matter with you? 1252 01:25:30,990 --> 01:25:32,410 It wasn't my fault. 1253 01:25:34,070 --> 01:25:36,690 She wanted me to do it. It was a fucking accident. 1254 01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:47,420 Well, you are going to have to cut off her head. 1255 01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:51,600 What? 1256 01:25:51,870 --> 01:25:54,910 You want her to be like us? Is that what you want? 1257 01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:56,830 You want her to come back from the dead 1258 01:25:56,890 --> 01:25:59,860 and roam the earth in search of human blood? 1259 01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:04,500 You don't have self-control. 1260 01:26:04,570 --> 01:26:09,410 She loves you and you use her for food. 1261 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,280 You are such an asshole. 1262 01:26:22,540 --> 01:26:24,410 I slept with her. 1263 01:26:24,470 --> 01:26:25,520 What? 1264 01:26:26,490 --> 01:26:28,910 I fucked Janet after your funeral. 1265 01:26:28,970 --> 01:26:32,800 She was looking for a shoulder to cry on and I fucked her. 1266 01:26:36,390 --> 01:26:37,610 You? 1267 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:41,930 Bullshit. Bull-fucking-shit. Fuck you. 1268 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,020 She was all over me, dude. 1269 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,580 She was all over me, dude. 1270 01:26:50,740 --> 01:26:54,640 We came back here, got drunk, and then we screwed. 1271 01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:57,120 We did it all night. 1272 01:26:57,180 --> 01:27:00,940 It was crazy. We were like demons. 1273 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,880 You fucked my girlfriend? After I died, you fucked my girlfriend? 1274 01:27:05,540 --> 01:27:08,590 What do you care? You were never gonna marry her. 1275 01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:11,290 She waited for you to come home so that you could marry her. 1276 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,310 But you were never gonna marry her, 1277 01:27:13,370 --> 01:27:15,000 whether or not you came home alive. 1278 01:27:15,070 --> 01:27:18,060 You've been draining her blood way before you killed her. 1279 01:27:18,120 --> 01:27:20,190 You've been a vampire for years. 1280 01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:22,510 - You fucked Janet. - You killed Janet. 1281 01:27:23,570 --> 01:27:25,710 Oh. You're gonna shoot me? 1282 01:27:25,770 --> 01:27:27,010 - Yeah. - Huh? 1283 01:27:27,070 --> 01:27:29,940 You're gonna shoot me? Well, come on and do it, faggot. 1284 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,280 - Do it. - I will. 1285 01:27:31,350 --> 01:27:34,270 I want you to shoot me. Come on. Do it, cockbag. 1286 01:27:34,340 --> 01:27:36,230 I'd fucked your girlfriend. 1287 01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:39,300 - I'd fucked your girlfriend... - Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1288 01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:42,160 You were my best friend and you fucked my girlfriend. 1289 01:27:42,230 --> 01:27:46,150 What we did wasn't fucking. No, no, no. It was more than that. 1290 01:27:46,220 --> 01:27:48,890 She had all this pent-up remorse up inside her. 1291 01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:51,090 She had to get it out of her somehow. 1292 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,880 That's where I came in and I came in. 1293 01:27:53,940 --> 01:27:56,090 That's right. She was... She was like an animal. 1294 01:27:56,160 --> 01:28:00,410 She was like a cat. It was fucking dirty. It was fucking nasty. 1295 01:28:00,470 --> 01:28:03,030 - It was insane. - Shut the fuck up. 1296 01:28:04,420 --> 01:28:06,520 Oh, you're such a dick. 1297 01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:10,220 You fucking douche-bag. You were aiming for my head. 1298 01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,050 Oh, yeah? 1299 01:28:11,110 --> 01:28:14,860 Ow! Fuck! 1300 01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:18,970 That was my fucking ear. You fucking shot my ear. 1301 01:28:20,020 --> 01:28:21,940 Ow! Fuck you. 1302 01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:24,270 Oh, fuck. 1303 01:28:25,230 --> 01:28:28,080 - Shit. - Fucking cockmonger. 1304 01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,510 Cockmonger? 1305 01:28:30,570 --> 01:28:31,250 Jeez. 1306 01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:33,980 You're a Judas. 1307 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:39,890 Ow! You... Stop shooting me. You are the worst friend. 1308 01:28:39,950 --> 01:28:41,590 Fuck you, dick. 1309 01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:46,970 F... 1310 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:50,710 Bitch. 1311 01:28:53,450 --> 01:28:55,620 Shooting your balls. 1312 01:29:10,970 --> 01:29:13,010 Hey, hey. No. 1313 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:19,130 What happened to us? 1314 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,000 You happened to us. 1315 01:29:29,990 --> 01:29:32,410 Find your own ride into the afterlife. 1316 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:36,000 Joey's going to Las Vegas. 1317 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:46,680 Go to sleep, Mrs. Agmanic. There's nothing to see here. 1318 01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:09,280 Alright. 1319 01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:49,970 Freeze! 1320 01:31:31,350 --> 01:31:34,400 Hey, baby. How are you doing? Get in the car, huh? 1321 01:31:34,460 --> 01:31:36,580 You want to party? You want to party? 1322 01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:38,970 It's hot in here. I got too much money. 1323 01:31:39,030 --> 01:31:40,550 Get in the fucking car, hon. 1324 01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:42,620 What the fuck? 1325 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:46,250 Get the fuck out of my... You guys do not want to fuck with me. 1326 01:31:46,310 --> 01:31:48,510 - Do you understand? - Get out! 1327 01:31:48,570 --> 01:31:51,250 Shit! What the fuck? 1328 01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:54,780 Fucking... You... I'll fucking kill you. Fuck. 1329 01:31:55,540 --> 01:31:59,490 What the fuck is going on? Holy shit. 1330 01:32:06,550 --> 01:32:10,550 Fuck! Who the fuck are you guys? What the fuck? 1331 01:32:10,610 --> 01:32:14,060 Surprise, surprise, homie. We been looking all over for you. 1332 01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:15,490 Remember me, ese? 1333 01:32:15,550 --> 01:32:20,650 Oh, yeah. Benny. Gay kid from gym class. Look at you. You filled out. 1334 01:32:20,710 --> 01:32:23,030 Oh, fuck. 1335 01:32:23,090 --> 01:32:25,430 I want you to take a close look at me, man. 1336 01:32:27,190 --> 01:32:28,920 Look at my fucking eyes. 1337 01:32:28,980 --> 01:32:34,930 Oh, yuck. Oh. Should have used more rocks. 1338 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,370 That's right, man. 1339 01:32:37,430 --> 01:32:40,130 You didn't figure it out, did you? 1340 01:32:40,200 --> 01:32:42,520 Fuck, man. It took me a long time too, man. 1341 01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:46,310 But you got to out off the heads before they come back to life, homie. 1342 01:32:46,370 --> 01:32:49,170 You got to cut off the head. 1343 01:32:49,630 --> 01:32:53,900 I woke up in a fucking lake, man. Fishes were eating my eyelids. 1344 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,750 - God, it's disgusting. - I'm a fucking freak, man. 1345 01:32:56,810 --> 01:32:59,730 Can I be honest? You look great. You wear it well. 1346 01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,910 Shut the fuck up, man. 1347 01:33:01,970 --> 01:33:06,510 I got a family, homie. You know that? Two daughters, ese. Mi vieja. 1348 01:33:06,570 --> 01:33:08,520 How's my fucking jefita gonna see me, man? 1349 01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:10,600 She's gonna have a fucking heart attack. 1350 01:33:10,660 --> 01:33:11,640 You made me like this. 1351 01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:13,400 - I did not do this, man. - You did this! 1352 01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:16,940 No, I did not. I did not do this. My fucking friend did that to you. 1353 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,120 And he's not even my friend anymore. He's a fucking asshole. 1354 01:33:20,180 --> 01:33:21,550 But I'm gonna find him for you 1355 01:33:21,620 --> 01:33:23,820 and I'm gonna tell him, "Important safety tip... 1356 01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:27,760 "we got to cut off the heads before they come back to life." 1357 01:33:28,530 --> 01:33:29,800 I'll tell him. 1358 01:33:29,870 --> 01:33:32,370 - You tell him that, homie. - Uh-huh. 1359 01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:33,550 But I'm gonna show you one last thing. 1360 01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:34,390 Okay. 1361 01:33:34,460 --> 01:33:37,350 Oh, God. What are you fucking doing, guys? 1362 01:33:37,410 --> 01:33:38,910 Let's just talk about this, huh? 1363 01:33:39,070 --> 01:33:40,970 Let's not do things we're going to regret tomorrow! 1364 01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:43,870 You want to talk, homie? You want to talk? 1365 01:33:43,930 --> 01:33:45,450 - Come on! - I can't hear you. 1366 01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:48,490 You want to talk? What do you want to talk about? 1367 01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:52,520 Oh, fuck this. I'm gonna leave. I'm just gonna get out of here. 1368 01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:53,860 - Ready? - Oh, Jesus. 1369 01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:57,440 On three. On three. On three. You ready? One. 1370 01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:01,370 Jesus fucking Christ. 1371 01:34:38,370 --> 01:34:43,970 What the fuck? What the... What the fuck? 1372 01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:47,900 Shit. 1373 01:34:56,870 --> 01:34:57,870 What the... 1374 01:34:58,940 --> 01:35:01,350 Jesus. Do they do this to me on purpose? 1375 01:35:03,170 --> 01:35:05,300 Ow! 1376 01:35:07,550 --> 01:35:08,720 Hello. 1377 01:35:17,340 --> 01:35:18,860 Shit. 1378 01:35:43,270 --> 01:35:49,070 Okay. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my fucking... 1379 01:35:52,190 --> 01:35:53,730 Fuck. 1380 01:35:54,860 --> 01:35:58,350 Joey? Joey? 1381 01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:03,140 Joey! 1382 01:36:05,180 --> 01:36:06,730 Oh, fuck, Joey. 1383 01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:19,150 What the fuck, Joe? What the fuck! 1384 01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,480 What the fuck? 1385 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,460 Who the fuck would do this to you, man? 1386 01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:35,790 What's that? What's that? 1387 01:36:35,850 --> 01:36:37,700 Mi... Miaow? 1388 01:36:37,760 --> 01:36:41,640 Huh? What? Who? 1389 01:36:55,160 --> 01:36:57,860 You gotta be kidding me. 1390 01:36:58,820 --> 01:37:02,040 Ohhh. 1391 01:37:02,870 --> 01:37:04,330 Ohhh. 1392 01:37:05,590 --> 01:37:07,760 You're such a dick. 1393 01:37:08,420 --> 01:37:09,820 Dude, what the fuck? 1394 01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:11,880 Where'd you find this? Your purse? 1395 01:37:12,750 --> 01:37:16,050 I should have chopped off your head when I had the chance. 1396 01:37:16,610 --> 01:37:18,530 Who the fuck would do this to you? 1397 01:37:18,590 --> 01:37:22,090 Miguel. Miguel did this to me. 1398 01:37:22,150 --> 01:37:23,990 Miguel? 1399 01:37:24,050 --> 01:37:26,010 - Miguel? - The gangbanger. 1400 01:37:26,070 --> 01:37:29,300 Oh, the gangbanger? What the fuck? I thought we killed him. 1401 01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:32,810 I told you we needed to use more rocks. 1402 01:37:32,860 --> 01:37:34,140 You gotta get out of here 1403 01:37:34,210 --> 01:37:37,470 before they come here and do a Daniel Pearl on your ass too. 1404 01:37:47,340 --> 01:37:48,990 Fucking shit. 1405 01:37:51,590 --> 01:37:53,840 If anybody needs a belt right now it's you, huh? 1406 01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:08,880 Oh, fuck, Joey. What are we going to do? 1407 01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:14,380 What's that, buddy? 1408 01:38:18,260 --> 01:38:20,020 What's that? 1409 01:38:20,080 --> 01:38:24,200 Bart, you gotta kill me. 1410 01:38:24,260 --> 01:38:25,430 What's that? 1411 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:28,020 You gotta kill me, man. 1412 01:38:28,080 --> 01:38:30,800 You want me to kill you? 1413 01:38:30,850 --> 01:38:35,430 I can't go through eternity talking with a fucking dildo on my throat. 1414 01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:38,220 - How the fuck could I... - Bart. 1415 01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:42,600 Bart, you got to figure out a way to kill me. 1416 01:38:42,650 --> 01:38:47,200 Figure it out. I can't live like this. 1417 01:38:48,170 --> 01:38:49,340 I can't. 1418 01:38:49,390 --> 01:38:54,520 You gotta fucking kill me, man. You gotta kill me, Bart. 1419 01:39:22,710 --> 01:39:23,800 Joey... 1420 01:39:26,010 --> 01:39:27,500 ...I want you to know something. 1421 01:39:28,270 --> 01:39:30,220 I gotta tell you something. 1422 01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:35,140 Most people die before they ever get a chance to tell people this shit. 1423 01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:37,820 I just want you to know that... 1424 01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:44,270 ...I love you. 1425 01:39:46,970 --> 01:39:48,340 I love you, Joe. 1426 01:39:48,410 --> 01:39:51,510 And I don't fuckin' mean that in a gay way. 1427 01:39:51,570 --> 01:39:53,980 It's a platonic thing, okay? 1428 01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,080 I don't care that you fucked Janet, okay? 1429 01:40:01,140 --> 01:40:03,340 You're my best friend. I fuckin' love you. 1430 01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:06,900 I always have. 1431 01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:13,830 Alright, buddy, that's it. 1432 01:40:14,590 --> 01:40:16,390 That's it. it's all I had to say. 1433 01:40:19,770 --> 01:40:21,390 Goodbye, buddy. 1434 01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:32,630 You're my best friend, you always will be. 1435 01:40:33,230 --> 01:40:35,840 I would always regret it if I didn't tell you that. 1436 01:41:57,080 --> 01:41:58,460 Fuck. 1437 01:42:56,700 --> 01:42:58,240 Fuck! 1438 01:44:36,940 --> 01:44:38,490 Are you okay? 1439 01:45:09,010 --> 01:45:09,590 Hey! 1440 01:45:16,550 --> 01:45:20,370 Security code above... 1441 01:45:20,430 --> 01:45:22,820 ...levels four and five. 1442 01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:30,380 Security to levels four and five. 1443 01:45:30,440 --> 01:45:33,240 - Freeze! - Security code... 1444 01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:38,650 Ugh! 1445 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:40,990 Ahhhh! 1446 01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:47,320 Arggh! 1447 01:46:26,550 --> 01:46:28,020 Stop what you're doing. 1448 01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:30,920 Freeze. Put your hands in the air. 1449 01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:33,720 Get on your knees. 1450 01:46:33,780 --> 01:46:35,400 Both hands in the air. 1451 01:46:36,460 --> 01:46:38,560 Show me your hands. Both hands. 1452 01:46:38,620 --> 01:46:41,900 I need to see both hands in the air right now. 1453 01:46:41,960 --> 01:46:43,760 Hold your fire, hold your fire. 1454 01:46:44,410 --> 01:46:46,640 Show us your hands. 1455 01:46:53,250 --> 01:46:54,420 Hold your fire! 1456 01:47:41,390 --> 01:47:43,850 Fire! Fire! Fire! 1457 01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:26,700 They're awakening. 1458 01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:30,340 It is 6:15, precisely sunset. 1459 01:49:32,040 --> 01:49:34,530 Uh, will everyone please step in? 1460 01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:35,970 You can see better. 1461 01:49:36,540 --> 01:49:38,080 They're just awakening now. 1462 01:49:39,950 --> 01:49:41,370 This subject... 1463 01:49:42,790 --> 01:49:45,150 ...98240... 1464 01:49:45,210 --> 01:49:48,290 ...was found in its lifeless state at its previous place of employment 1465 01:49:48,350 --> 01:49:51,880 on September 17, two months after initial death. 1466 01:49:51,940 --> 01:49:54,510 That night at the morgue - and this is typical... 1467 01:49:54,570 --> 01:49:56,570 it resumed its animated state. 1468 01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,660 They called local authorities who subdued it, 1469 01:49:58,730 --> 01:50:01,000 who then contacted the WHO. 1470 01:50:01,060 --> 01:50:02,680 DNA samples revealed this to be 1471 01:50:02,730 --> 01:50:05,700 the body of a man who died more than 14 weeks ago. 1472 01:50:06,940 --> 01:50:11,310 Subject 984240. 1473 01:50:11,370 --> 01:50:14,340 Cutting off the heads during the day when they are inanimate 1474 01:50:14,410 --> 01:50:18,160 has been sufficient, in most cases, to keep the subject from rising again. 1475 01:50:18,620 --> 01:50:22,520 Subject 687002. 1476 01:50:22,590 --> 01:50:24,160 After testing on four subjects, 1477 01:50:24,230 --> 01:50:28,550 it was found that impalement alone often does not prevent reanimation. 1478 01:50:28,610 --> 01:50:32,380 However, when used in conjunction with decapitation, 1479 01:50:32,450 --> 01:50:35,360 seems to ensure permanent death. 1480 01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:38,060 Now, decapitation has an interesting effect 1481 01:50:38,120 --> 01:50:41,320 while they're in the animated state. 1482 01:50:41,380 --> 01:50:46,290 This subject, 991560, was decapitated four days ago 1483 01:50:46,350 --> 01:50:50,100 during the night while it was animate and the head still fully functioned. 1484 01:50:50,170 --> 01:50:52,580 Well, it seemed to be fully aware. 1485 01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:57,390 Now, short of incinerating the head, we don't know how to discharge it. 1486 01:50:58,050 --> 01:51:01,550 Uh, how is the infection transmitted? 1487 01:51:01,610 --> 01:51:05,410 We've not been able to show any known aetiologies for this condition. 1488 01:51:05,470 --> 01:51:08,480 No-one's been able to isolate a viral or bacterial infection 1489 01:51:08,540 --> 01:51:10,320 that would facilitate transmission. 1490 01:51:10,380 --> 01:51:13,560 DNA testing has shown no genetic predisposition 1491 01:51:13,620 --> 01:51:16,220 for post-mortem reanimation. 1492 01:51:16,270 --> 01:51:19,320 We are looking at something completely new. 1493 01:51:19,390 --> 01:51:23,260 Completely new? Completely ancient. 1494 01:51:29,550 --> 01:51:33,150 Subject 9890052. 1495 01:51:33,200 --> 01:51:36,120 His corpse went missing from the mortuary embalming room 1496 01:51:36,190 --> 01:51:36,760 for nine weeks. 1497 01:51:36,830 --> 01:51:39,200 We just recovered him this morning. 1498 01:51:39,260 --> 01:51:42,110 He might be the alpha infection subject, 1499 01:51:42,180 --> 01:51:45,200 meaning we don't know how many others he might've infected. 1500 01:51:45,860 --> 01:51:47,380 And he's military. 1501 01:51:47,430 --> 01:51:49,310 Well, the lab results haven't come back yet. 1502 01:51:49,370 --> 01:51:52,880 We believe that he is Second Lieutenant Gregory, US Army. 1503 01:51:52,940 --> 01:51:55,780 Served three consecutive tours of duty in Fallujah and Baghdad. 1504 01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:58,760 Killed in battle October 8. 1505 01:52:02,750 --> 01:52:04,650 Lieutenant Gregory, is that right? 1506 01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:10,940 How did it happen, son? 1507 01:52:13,360 --> 01:52:15,460 Guess I just lost my way. 1508 01:52:17,300 --> 01:52:18,540 Army. 1509 01:52:19,320 --> 01:52:20,440 Good. 1510 01:52:21,100 --> 01:52:22,380 You'll have an advantage. 1511 01:52:42,420 --> 01:52:46,670 ♫ You've come too late for the party ♫ 1512 01:52:49,130 --> 01:52:52,510 ♫ It started after the show ♫ 1513 01:52:56,120 --> 01:53:00,440 ♫ The curtain fell and the lights went down... ♫ 1514 01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:13,630 ♫ There's no-one left in the ballroom ♫ 1515 01:53:16,410 --> 01:53:19,550 ♫ The only ones left inside ♫ 1516 01:53:22,980 --> 01:53:26,500 ♫ Are the ghosts of all of the actors ♫ 1517 01:53:26,550 --> 01:53:30,650 ♫ To whom you never have time ♫ 1518 01:53:30,710 --> 01:53:32,990 ♫ To wish goodbye ♫ 1519 01:53:36,030 --> 01:53:39,280 ♫ And now you see ♫ 1520 01:53:39,340 --> 01:53:42,540 ♫ How it's gonna be ♫ 1521 01:53:44,510 --> 01:53:48,180 ♫ And it's gonna be your nightmare ♫ 1522 01:53:49,540 --> 01:53:52,860 ♫ And now you see ♫ 1523 01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:55,950 ♫ How it's gonna be ♫ 1524 01:53:57,980 --> 01:54:03,900 ♫ And it ain't no fuckin' picnic down here ♫ 1525 01:54:03,960 --> 01:54:06,820 ♫ And if I find you ♫ 1526 01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:10,510 ♫ Waiting here for me ♫ 1527 01:54:11,940 --> 01:54:14,610 ♫ When I get back home ♫ 1528 01:54:17,350 --> 01:54:22,440 ♫ And if I find you waiting ♫ 1529 01:54:22,500 --> 01:54:25,320 ♫ Waiting on the other side ♫ 1530 01:54:25,380 --> 01:54:29,940 ♫ With Kool-Aid and your Pumas on ♫ 1531 01:54:44,480 --> 01:54:48,900 ♫ Trees in a blood-red sky ♫ 1532 01:54:51,110 --> 01:54:56,180 ♫ The dirt smells like leaves from last year ♫ 1533 01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:02,930 ♫ I remember you standing there ♫ 1534 01:55:03,200 --> 01:55:06,360 ♫ Just like the photo I took ♫ 1535 01:55:06,420 --> 01:55:10,390 ♫ That I cannot look at anymore ♫ 1536 01:55:11,470 --> 01:55:17,090 ♫ Stacked in shoeboxes by the fire ♫ 1537 01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:24,380 ♫ Awaiting their destruction at my hands ♫ 1538 01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:30,960 ♫ Empty shoeboxes burning higher ♫ 1539 01:55:33,470 --> 01:55:37,740 ♫ Burning, blowing ashes in the sand ♫ 1540 01:55:38,510 --> 01:55:41,380 ♫ And if I find you ♫ 1541 01:55:41,430 --> 01:55:45,060 ♫ Waiting here for me ♫ 1542 01:55:46,470 --> 01:55:49,260 ♫ When I get back home ♫ 1543 01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:57,070 ♫ And if I find you waiting ♫ 1544 01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:59,960 ♫ Waiting on the other side ♫ 1545 01:56:00,030 --> 01:56:04,000 ♫ With Kool-Aid and your Pumas ♫ 1546 01:56:06,010 --> 01:56:10,090 ♫ And you just arrived ♫ 1547 01:56:12,690 --> 01:56:18,030 ♫ But you know that you've been here before ♫ 1548 01:56:19,600 --> 01:56:23,350 ♫ So pull out your knife ♫ 1549 01:56:23,820 --> 01:56:27,910 ♫ And carve your steaming carcass on the floor. ♫ 1550 01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:35,000 - Synced & corrected by mintu95 - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 118568