Original subtitles

Oruchuban Ebichu

Wondering...

Nan da ka na

I'm home alone again today, housekeeping

Kyou mo hitori de oruchuban

When suddenly, I think of you

Sonde fu, to omou

I cannot for the life of me

Otoko no hito tte

Figure out you men

Nan de ka na

You do whatever you want, whenever you want

Tugou no ii hi ni

If you had to grow up

Ookiku nattara

Wh... Wh... Whatever would you do?

La la la na nani wo surun dechu ka?!

You didn't cause any trouble today, thank God!

Kyou mo nani mo kimenakatta yokatta!

Tonight's full moon makes her miss you

Tsuki ga dekai na aitai na

Anyway, for now, I sit here wondering

Toriaezu nan da ka

(stomach growling)

Gyururu no gyururu

Boy, am I ever hungry!

Onaka kekkou sukimachita na

"Tasuko's sexy little voice was so irresistible..."

"... that Tatsuhiko pushed her down onto the bed."

Ooh, this is getting good.

"Tatsuhiko imagined..."

"... himself probing her chest, searching."

He's gonna cop a feel!

"Tatsuhiko laughed sensually to himself..."

"... as Tatsuko's nipples became erect."

"Tatsuko's silky-smooth leg began involuntary kicking into the air."

"She deeply moaned."

"Like a sniper, Tatsuhiko ever so carefully..."

"... centered the target within his scope, and took the shot."

I was just trying to spice things up a little bit.

My Master And The Useless Bum

We hadn't been getting along well lately.

So, I decided to go back home.

Home Town

- What's with the sudden visit? - Ah! Found it! Found it!

For some, adult women wearing high school sailor uniform is sexually stimulating.

- My... My high school uniform... - I... I'm on fire!

This is so stupid.

Ebichu's Master is an office lady (OL) who is already 25 but still single...

Hey, will you stay over tonight?

... After 25, a Japanese woman is considered to have little chance to land a husband.

I have to get up early in the morning. See you.

D- Demon!

A Few Days Later...

Ebichu will...

Ebichu will... do anything for Master!

But... But...

I just washed the pussy part of these panties too hard!

- I'm sorry, Master! Ebichu's so sorr-- - Hold on for a sec.

Liar! Your smooth talking won't fool me!

What's up with that girl?!

The two of you were walking, clinging to each other, weren't you?!

I saw it myself!

And didn't I just tell you to stop fooling around on me?

Let me explain.

It was a very complicated situation.

Lies!

Really?

Oh?

Yeah... I love you, too.

O- Oh my God! Oh my God!

Th- These pants won't be able to cover your pussy! ...

Hold up.

Yep! Yep!

So, 8-o'clock then. I'll be waiting.

It's 8 o'clock.

It's already 11 o'clock.

Poor Master.

Can't Ebichu do something to help you out?

Sorry! I guess I'm a little late.

You liar! You told me you'd be here at 8!

Yeah. I tried to get off early, but they wouldn't let me go.

To make up for it... Here! A present.

Pachinko is a Japanese gambling game that uses silver balls.

Pachinko?

- I won this time! I won! - Liar! Liar!

- You said you were working, didn't you!? - I won this time! I won!

Hey, will you stay over tonight?

You must be kidding.

I'm goin' home.

You little rat... Move!

"Kaishounashi", nickname of Master's boyfriend, means "useless", "hopeless".

Useless bum, you don't have a house to go home to!

What?

That's because... I set it on fire.

Matches

You little rat! Where have you been?!

Fall...

Fall has come!

Ebichu is playing a word association game.

What comes to your mind when you hear "fall"?

What's gotten into you all of a sudden?

Chestnuts (kuri), right?

What comes to your mind when you hear "chestnuts"?

Well, squirrels (risu), right?

What's your point?

chestnuts & squirrels = kuri to risu

Clitoris (kuritorisu)! Oh my goodness, Oh my goodness!

By the way, I haven't gotten any in a while.

Yeah! Ebichu hasn't gotten any lately either!

What the hell has gotten into you lately, you filthy sewer rat!

I... I though you were talking about a kiss.

I haven't even gotten a kiss.

Yes, yes, yes. So true, so true, so true.