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PREVIOUSLY ON
"HILL STREET BLUES"...

HOW LONG YOU
BEEN SITTING ON HIM?

WE GRABBED HIM THE NEXT MORNING.

WE FIGURED YOUR
CAPTAIN HAD THE BEST READ.

YOU BASTARD... I NEVER
EVEN THOUGHT TO ASK YOU.

I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.

LIEUTENANTS CALLETANO AND HUNTER

TAKE THEIR CAPTAINCY EXAMS.

FOURTH, HOWARD, FOURTH.

FOURTH?

WE GOT SOME DIRTY
COPS IN MIDTOWN.

- IS THAT THE GUY THAT BITES?
- BELKER.

I HEAR HE'S WORKING THAT OUTLET
FOR THE CLOTHES THEY STOLE.

YOU WRITING A BOOK?

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH MY LAW PROFESSOR

AND HE SAYS THIS URINALYSIS THING IS IN
VIOLATION OF OUR FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

THEY TEST FOR CODEINE IN THOSE
SAMPLES, I'M COMING UP POSITIVE.

I CAN'T BREATHE.

WHERE'S JABLONSKI?

ITEM 1... COME ON,
PEOPLE, GIVE ME A CHANCE.

I'M HERE!

I GO IT, THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY.

ITEM 1... ITEM 1... ITEM 1...

OKAY, ITEM 1.

ROCK HOUSES... THIS IS
A MEMO FROM DIVISION,

WITH THE WORD APPARENTLY
THAT THE ROCK HOUSES ARE MOVING

TO THE SECOND AND
THIRD FLOOR OF PREMISES.

WHETHER LIEUTENANT
HUNTER'S TANK HAD

ANYTHING TO DO WITH
IT OR NOT, IT DON'T SAY.

ANYWAY, KEEP YOUR EYES
PEELED FOR UPSTAIRS ACTION.

THE PROBLEM'S NOT GONE,
IT JUST MOVED HIGHER UP.

NUMBER 2... YOUR P.B.A.
HAS COMPLETED MARATHON

NEGOTIATIONS WITH
DEPARTMENT THIS A.M.

ON THIS URINALYSIS THING.

THEY WENT TO BAT WITH A BRIEF
PREPARED BY OUR OWN DETECTIVE GARIBALDI.

OKAY, GARY!

ALL RIGHT, THE UPSHOT IS
THE FOLLOWING ACCORD...

I'M QUOTING FROM THE ACCORD.

"NO DISCIPLINARY ACTION WILL BE
TAKEN BY DIVISION AGAINST ANY INDIVIDUAL

FOUND IN VIOLATION OF DEPARTMENT DRUG
POLICY AS A RESULT OF THE URINALYSIS TEST."

"HOWEVER... HOWEVER, RESULTS
OF SAID TESTS WILL BE AVAILABLE

TO SAID PERSONNEL'S COMMANDING OFFICER
FOR DISCRETIONARY COUNSELING AS WARRANTED."

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

BUT IF IT WAS UP TO JABO, SAID PERSONNEL
WOULD BE OUT ON SAID REAR ENDS.

ITEM 3... ALL RIGHT,
ITEM 3... ASSIGNMENTS.

DUGAN CONTINUES WITH
LaRUE AND WASHINGTON ON

WANTS AND WARRANTS
EXCEPT FOR THIS A.M., NEAL.

THEY WANT YOU ON
MENDOZA DISCOVERY.

OH, MAN.

ALSO, DALY RIDES WITH FISHER,
SERGEANT BATES IS BACK WITH COFFEY...

I'M BACK RIDING A DESK.

UM... ITEM 4...

THANK YOU.

ITEM 4... DETECTIVE BELKER REQUESTS
A HUDDLE WITH MAYO AND GARIBALDI

RE. A POSSIBLE BACKUP SITUATION.

ITEM 5...

UH, CAPTAIN RALPH SAPIRSTEIN OF
DIVISION FRAUD EXPIRED YESTERDAY...

AFTER A BRIEF ILLNESS.

CONDOLENCES TO THE FAMILY CAN
BE SENT TO PALISADES MORTUARY.

DETAILS OF THE MEMORIAL
SERVICE ARE POSTED UPSTAIRS.

UH... HILL AND RENKO... I
GOT A SURPRISE FOR YA.

GRABOWSKI AND MORENO PULLED AN
ALL-NIGHTER LAST NIGHT AT A HOTEL GAS LEAK,

SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
RIDE WITH OFFICER McBEAR.

OFFICER McWHAT?

McBEAR.

HE'S THIS... NEW SYMBOL
OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.

HE'S A 400-POUND BLACK BEAR.

HE RIDES AROUND IN A CAGE WITH
HIS HANDLER, MR. LOWENHANDLER.

YOU GO AROUND, YOU
TALK TO KIDS, LIKE THAT.

DOES HE TALK?

WELL, HE TALKS IN THOSE
COMIC BOOKS THEY GOT

BUT HE DON'T REALLY
TALK BECAUSE HE'S A BEAR!

WE GOTTA RIDE IN THE CAR...

- IN THE CAR WITH THE BEAR?
- WITH A BEAR.

YOU'RE GONNA MEET
HIM UPSTAIRS... YEAH.

GO UPSTAIRS, TALK TO HIM.

THAT'S IT.

LET'S GO OUT THERE.

LET'S DO IT TO THEM
BEFORE THEY DO IT TO US.

WHY DO WE HAVE TO
RIDE IN A CAR WITH A BEAR?

DON'T THEY HAVE LIKE
SOMETHING THAT THE BEAR

GOES IN, LIKE A CAGE
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

SO WHAT'S THE
STORY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE... DON'T
MAKE A BIG FUSS.

WELL, THE DOCTOR SAID
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, RIGHT?

IT WAS ANGINA, WHICH COMES
AND GOES ON RARE OCCASIONS

BUT WHICH IS TOTALLY OVER WITH FOR NOW,
AND LET'S NOT MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT, OKAY?

LET ME SEE THE BEAR, MAN!

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

YOU REALLY NEED TO
BRING HIM ALL THE WAY IN?

OFFICER McBEAR
GOES WHEREVER I GO.

IF IT COULDN'T TRUST
HIM, HE WOULDN'T BE MUCH

OF A SYMBOL FOR LAW
ENFORCEMENT, NOW WOULD HE?

ARE YOU THE BEAR TRAINER?

- LOWENHANDLER.
- HILL AND RENKO.

HE DON'T BITE, DO HE?

HIM? DON'T BE SILLY.

HE'S LIKE A PUSSYCAT.

Y'ALL KEEP HIM INSIDE OF A CAGE?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU'LL HAVE AN EASY
DAY OF IT, BELIEVE ME.

WE GO WHEREVER, I UNLOAD
THE BEAR, PASS OUT THE FUNNIES,

THEN I GIVE THE OFFICER McBEAR
SLIDESHOW, ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS.

ALL YOU DO IS JUST STAND THERE
AND YOU READ THE SPEECHES.

THEY GIVE A FEELING OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
PARTNERSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND OFFICER McBEAR.

ISN'T HE THE CUTEST
FELLA YOU EVER SAW?

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE
THE SYMBOL FOR THE SOVIET UNION?

I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T.

COMPLETELY PASSIVE CREATURES,

THEY'VE LIVED IN
CIVILIZATION FOR 300 YEARS.

YOU WANT A PICTURE OF YOURSELF
WITH HIM THERE, LIEUTENANT?

OH, I'D BE DELIGHTED.

BIG OLD BEAR.

YOU CAN GET RID OF ALL YOUR NASTY
OLD TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN, SHOULDN'T YA?

YES, YOU SHOULD,
YES, YOU SHOULD.

THAT'S A GOOD OLD BEAR.

WE HAVE A 9-11, ARMED
ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE SURPLUS STORE,

CORNER PEEBLES
DRIVE, NORTH 24th STREET.

♪♪

♪♪

SERGEANT?

SERGEANT, STOP!

WHAT?

I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN TO RUN DOWN PATIENTS

WHO SNEAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL
WITHOUT TELLING A NURSE.

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS NOTHING.

I SAID IT WAS PROBABLY ANGINA

BUT I ALSO SAID I WANTED YOU
UNDER OBSERVATION FOR 24 HOURS.

LOOK, I GET IT
FROM TIME TO TIME.

I LIVE WITH IT, OKAY?

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, IN FACT,
I'M ALMOST SURE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I GOT A STATIONHOUSE
TO RUN HERE.

LOOK, HOW ABOUT YOU COME BACK IN, LET
RUN ANOTHER ENZYME SERIES, ANOTHER E.K.G.,

EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT, I GET
YOU RELEASED BY TONIGHT, 5 P.M.

NOTHING DOING.

I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO

THAN SIT AROUND ON
MY BUTT IN A HOSPITAL.

- THEN SIGN.
- WHAT?

"RELEASED AGAINST
PHYSICIAN'S ORDERS."

I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA TAKE MY BEST COUNSEL ON THIS.

I'LL PROBABLY BURY YOU.

SERGEANT, YOU PROBABLY WILL.

PATSY'S TELLING EVERYBODY
YOU'RE A BUM IN THE SACK.

YOU'RE LYING, LaRUE.

YEAH, YEAH, BUT MY BASIC PREMISE
IS CORRECT THEN, AM I RIGHT?

THAT AS OF THIS A.M. YOU WOULD
HAVE KNOWLEDGE IN THIS AREA.

MAN, ARE YOU OBNOXIOUS.

MORNING, LEO...
DETECTIVE BELKER AROUND?

RIGHT, HE'S WAITING FOR YOU.

YOU SMELL A LITTLE
BEARY, HOWARD.

FROM MY ENCOUNTER
WITH OLD KLAUS, HUH?

I RATHER LIKE THE
MUSK SCENT MYSELF.

IT'S A PITY ABOUT CAPTAIN
SAPIRSTEIN EXPIRING, HUH, RAYMUNDO?

YES, IT IS A TERRIBLE SHAME.

52 YEARS YOUNG.

IT DOES PEG YOU UP A
NOTCH ON THE CAPTAIN'S LIST.

IF THIS IS HOW IT WOULD HAVE TO
BE, I'D RATHER NOT MAKE CAPTAIN.

OH, COME ON, AMIGO.

DEATH OR RETIREMENT
OF AN EXISTING CAPITANO.

HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO
ARRIVE IN THE PROMISED LAND?

PROMOTION OF A
CAPTAIN TO COMMANDER.

OF COURSE...
PROMOTION OF A CAPTAIN

TO ONE OF THE SIX COMMANDER
SLOTS IN THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT.

YOU THINK IT'S A BIG JOKE, GUY
DROPPING DEAD IN THE PRIME OF LIFE?

WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO THE MORGUE
AND GET YOURSELF SOME REAL BELLY LAUGHS?

SERGEANT, YOU MISUNDERSTAND.

I AM HEARTSICK.

PHOOEY.

PHOOEY?

THIS ONE DEFINITELY.

LET ME GO BACK TO THIS
OTHER ARRAY FOR A...

THIS ONE.

FLYNN AND SAMPSON.

I'D PREFER TO HOLD THE
BUST, SEE WHO ELSE WALKS IN.

NO ARGUMENT.

UH... POINT OF INFORMATION.

I SAW A GUY WALKING OUT OF HERE

WHO WORKED WITH FLYNN IN
KEENAN'S OFFICE FIVE, SIX YEARS AGO.

PHIL DUGAN.

YEAH, I REMEMBER THE PAIRING
OFF THE KEENAN INVESTIGATION.

PROBABLY A COINCIDENCE.

LET'S KEEP DUGAN OUT OF IT.

BY ME, HE'S A WISEGUY ANYWAY.

DO IT.

STAN?

I WANNA SEE CREIGHTON,
O'CONNELL AND WASHINGTON.

HARRY, MY OFFICE.

CREIGHTON AIN'T IN YET.

THIRD TIME IN A MONTH
THAT BUM'S BEEN LATE.

WHAT'S UP?

YOU TESTED POSITIVE
FOR MARIJUANA, HARRY.

WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU KIDDING?

DO I LOOK AS IF I'M KIDDING?

"TRACE LEVEL OF CANNABIS."

CAPTAIN, WE JUST SPENT 14
HOURS GETTING AN AGREEMENT

THAT THOSE TEST RESULTS
ARE NOT GONNA BE USED.

THIS ISN'T A LEGAL
CHESS GAME, HARRY.

I'M TALKING TO YOU MAN TO MAN.

I DON'T TRUST A COP
WHO SMOKES REEFER.

YOU'RE ON NOTICE.

IF I HAVE CAUSE TO
QUESTION YOUR BEHAVIOR,

I'M GONNA HAVE YOU TRANSFERRED.

FINE... I'M NOT GONNA
SIT STILL FOR THIS.

NEAL?

GUY DIDN'T SEEM TOO HAPPY.

UM...

YOU'RE POSITIVE
FOR CODEINE, NEAL.

HEY, I GOT A SCRIPT, CAPTAIN.

YEAH, BUT I'LL BET IT'S
NOT DEPARTMENT-ISSUED.

YOU WERE TAKEN OFF THE "CLEARED
FOR MEDICATION" LIST 18 MONTHS AGO.

I TOOK MYSELF OFF, CAPTAIN.

THE DEPARTMENT DOC, HE
WANTED TO PUT ME ON THE DESK.

I TOLD HIM THE KNEE WAS OKAY AND I
DIDN'T NEED THE MEDICATION ANYMORE.

AND STARTED SEEING YOUR OWN GUY.

MM-HMM.

NEAL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED

IF YOU'D BEEN DOING THIS TWO YEARS
AGO WHEN YOU WERE OFFICER-INVOLVED?

I MEAN, THE KIND OF LAWSUIT THE
DEPARTMENT AND YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN FACING?

SERIOUS NUMBERS.

YOU CAN'T BE TAKING THIS
BEHIND THE DEPARTMENT'S BACK.

THE KNEE'S WORSE THAN
IT'S EVER BEEN, CAPTAIN.

IT'S GOT CALCIUM,
IT'S ALL ARTHRITIC.

IF I GO TO THE DEPARTMENT DOCS
NOW, I'LL BE LUCKY TO GET A DESK.

FURILLO.

IT WAS ALL WITHIN THE AGREEMENT.

I WAS TALKING TO HIM MAN TO MAN.

YOU IN THE OFFICE?

STAY THERE.

TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, OKAY?

IT'S OKAY, CAPTAIN,
I GET THE MESSAGE.

I'LL WORK IT OUT.

YES... YES, I DO.

WELL, TELL MR. GREENGLASS, ESQUIRE, THAT
I'M NOT AUTHORIZING PAYMENT OF HIS BILL,

THAT I'M THE EXECUTOR OF MISS SRIGNOLI'S
ESTATE, NOT SOME SANTA CLAUS FOR SHYSTERS,

AND IF HE'S GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT, HE CAN COME SEE ME.

SO NOW, BOYS AND
GIRLS, YOU SEE HOW IT IS.

THAT OFFICER McBEAR HERE HAS CAPTURED
THE BURGLAR AND THE DOPE PUSHER

AND PUTS HIM INSIDE OF THE
VAN AND WAVES GOODBYE TO 'EM

'CAUSE THEY'RE ON THEIR
WAY TO HILL STREET STATION.

SO LET'S ALL WAVE
GOODBYE TO OFFICER McBEAR.

BYE, OFFICER McBEAR.

SAY IT WITH ME!

GOODBYE, OFFICER McBEAR!

- BYE, OFFICER McBEAR.
- BYE, OFFICER McBEAR.

THEY HEAR, "GOODBYE,
OFFICER McBEAR."

UM, GOODBYE TO THE PUSHERS
AND GOODBYE TO THE MUGGERS

AND AS TIME'S COME FOR OFFICER
McBEAR TO WAVE GOODBYE TO YOU TOO,

HE JUST WANTS YOU TO REMEMBER
THESE SIMPLE RULES OF SAFETY.

ALWAYS CROSS AT THE SIGNAL
AND ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS.

NEVER ACCEPT A
RIDE FROM A STRANGER

AND IF A GROWNUP
EVER BOTHERS YOU,

TELL YOUR PARENTS OR
TELL A POLICEMAN AND, UM...

THEY'LL TELL YOUR
FRIEND, OFFICER McBEAR.

SING THIS NEXT PART.

- WHAT?
- SING THE NEXT PART.

SING IT.

UM...

♪ OFFICER McBEAR
IS ALWAYS THERE ♪

♪ GIVE THE CALL,
"McBEAR, McBEAR" ♪

♪ AND LET THE CROOKS
BEWARE, BEWARE ♪♪

THANK YOU, OFFICER
HILL, OFFICER RENKO.

AND THANK YOU, BOYS AND GIRLS.

AND NOW IF ANYBODY HAS ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT OUR FRIEND OFFICER McBEAR,

I'D BE HAPPY TO ANSWER THEM.

YEAH... IS THAT A REAL BEAR?

UH, JA, THAT'S A REAL BEAR.

A GRIZZLY BEAR?

NO, NO, IT'S A BLACK BEAR.

WHAT KIND OF BEAR IS HE?

WELL, HE LOOKS LIKE A BEAR.

DIDN'T YOUR MAMA TEACH
YOU NO MANNERS THERE, PAL?

IS HE OLD ENOUGH TO HIT?

AND NOW IF THERE ARE
NO MORE QUESTIONS.

EWW, GROSS!

RENKO, YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT
IS THAT BEARS DO IN THE WOODS?

OH, LORD.

HE'S GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS.

ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, UP,
UP, FOLLOW ME, SINGLE LINE.

HE'S NEARLY SENILE.

NEXT IT'LL BE DIAPERS.

THERE IS NO DIGNITY.

KEEP THE KIDS
AWAY FROM THE BEAR.

I'LL GO GET THE SCOOPER.

YEAH, SURE.

TALK ABOUT DIGNITY, WHY DON'T
YOU PASS THESE OUT, OFFICER McBEAR?

I SAID NOTHING TO
GARIBALDI ABOUT SANCTIONS,

NOTHING ABOUT DEPARTMENT
OR PRECINCT DISCIPLINE.

YOU TOLD THE MAN YOU
WAS ON HIS BACK, FRANK.

YOU WERE LOOKING
TO SHIP HIM OUT.

IT'S AGAINST THE
AGREEMENT'S SPIRIT.

THE AGREEMENT YOU MADE STINKS.

SAY YOU SCREWED UP, OKAY?

CITY ATTORNEY'S OPINION, WE
WERE LOOKING AT A LAWSUIT.

YOUR MAN GARIBALDI
CALLED US ON IT.

NOW, FRANK, WE DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE
WE PERSECUTE THE WHISTLEBLOWERS, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

SO WE LEAVE GARIBALDI BE, HMM?

OKAY.

OH, WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE, STILL IN
THE DEPARTMENT OF COMEDY OF ERRORS.

SOMEONE RAN SOME OF
THESE SAMPLES FOR ALCOHOL.

AND?

AND YOURS SHOWED TRACE POSITIVE.

THE AMOUNT WAS SO SMALL, ANYONE ELSE I
WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN IT A SECOND THOUGHT...

THEN DON'T.

WELL, MUST BE SOME
NEW THINKING ON THAT.

DIDN'T THAT USED TO BE A NO-NO
FOR FELLAS WITH YOUR PROBLEM, HMM?

FRANK, UH, THESE
ARE ALL GONNA BE 86'D.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE THIS
REPORT GETS SPECIAL HANDLING...

YOUR REPORT WILL GET THE
BRISCOE SPECIAL DISPOSAL.

OKAY.

OKAY, FRANK?

THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT?

FRANK... I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY THAT THIS
IS SOME KIND OF A TROUBLE SIGNAL HERE?

I HAVE TO GO, WARREN.

OKAY... I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

IF YOU'LL JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE.

GOT A MINUTE?

SURE.

I GOT AN IDEA.

WHAT'S THAT?

LUNCH, YOU AND ME, TAR BEACH.

THE ROOF... JUST THE TWO OF US.

PEOPLE GO UP THERE?

WE'LL LOCK THE DOOR.

OH, SURE, AND PUT
ON A SHOW FOR ALL THE

PEOPLE IN THE FRANKLIN
ARMS ACROSS THE STREET.

SOUNDS LOVELY.

OKAY, OKAY.

HOW ABOUT THE BOILER ROOM?

YOU'RE A SICK MAN.

FLATTERING, BUT
I'LL HAVE TO PASS.

HOW ABOUT LUNCH?

I CAN'T... I'M WAITING
ON A CALL, BACKUP.

IS THAT BELKER'S THING?

THESE THINGS DON'T RUN ON
SCHEDULES LIKE AN AIRLINE.

YOU KNOW THAT.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH HIM?

DOING SOME KIND OF FRENCH
CONNECTION OR SOMETHING?

MAYBE DINNER.

MINUTE, FRANK?

YOU LOOK LIKE I'M
SUPPOSED TO LOOK.

ARE WE OKAY, HENRY?

YOU AND ME?

YOU HID IT FROM ME, FRANK.

WHEN GINA... WAS KILLED,

IT WAS LIKE MY ONLY CHANCE
IN THE WORLD WAS GONE...

AND I'VE BEEN BITTER AND
FURIOUS AND UNFORGIVING

OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I
IMAGINED STOOD IN THE WAY OF MY REVENGE.

LIKE ME.

LIKE YOU BUT...

THERE IS NO REVENGE... FRANK.

NOT ON SONNY MURDO.

I LOOKED AT HIM YESTERDAY.

THE GUY'S GOT NO MORE
MORAL SENSE THAN THE SINK.

AND NO REVENGE ON YOU.

YOU DID WHAT YOU
THOUGHT WAS RIGHT.

AND OUT OF FRIENDSHIP, HENRY.

I WON'T AGREE WITH THAT, FRANK,
BUT I KNOW IT WASN'T OUT OF MALICE.

SO...

I'M OKAY IF YOU'RE OKAY.

AH, THERE YOU ARE, LIEUTENANT.

LAWYER NAMED
GREENGLASS TO SEE YOU.

YEAH, I'LL SEE HIM.

I TELL YOU SHE MADE ME
EXECUTOR OF HER WILL?

A THANKLESS JOB.

NOT TOO BAD.

MOST OF THE DOUGH'S IN
A TRUST FOR HER MOTHER.

MR. GREENGLASS.

OH, APOLOGIES, LIEUTENANT.

LOST MY VOICE... I'VE BEEN
YELLING AT THE GIRL SO HARD.

WE GOT IT ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT.

OH, GOOD.

SHE WAS BILLING ON
THE HOURLY BASIS.

HMM.

I SAY TO HER,
"RUTHIE, SWEETNESS,

SINCE WHEN DO WE BILL
HOURS ON A $40,000 ESTATE?"

I SAY TO HER, "WE GOT
LIEUTENANT GOLDBLUME

HERE... A SCRUPULOUS AND
CONSCIENTIOUS EXECUTOR.

OF COURSE HE'S GONNA SCREAM."

I SAY TO HER FURTHER, "THE BULK OF
THE ESTATE IS IN A TRUST FOR THE MAMA."

SHE SAYS, WELL, SHE DIDN'T
KNOW, NOBODY TOLD HER.

I FURTHER REMINDED HER, AS I
POINTED OUT TO YOU, LIEUTENANT,

THE NAME SRIGNOLI AMONG
OUR LOCAL I.R.S. PERSONNEL

IS OFTEN CONFUSED WITH
THE STIGMA "TAX DODGER".

MEANING?

MEANING TAX AUDITS, LIEUTENANT,
MEANING HOURS OF PREPARATION,

HOURS OF ARGUMENT, ALL THE TIME THE
METER RUNNING, CLICKETY-CLICKETY-CLICK.

PRETTY SOON IT'S LIKE
TOTAL VULTURES ARE EATING

AT THE CARCASS OF
MRS. SRIGNOLI'S ESTATE.

WHICH IS DEFINITELY
NOT WHAT WE WANT.

OF COURSE NOT!

WE'RE CHARGING YOU WHAT
WE SHOULD HAVE ALL ALONG...

ON A STANDARD FLAT RETAINER.

LOCAL BAR RECOMMENDS 30-35%.

WE TAKE 28.

28% OF 40 IS OVER $10,000.

OH, BELIEVE ME, THAT'S A BIG
FRACTION LESS THAN THE HOURS.

LOOK, IF THIS WASN'T PAULY'S WIDOW,
I'D BE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW, LIEUTENANT.

THESE RESIDUAL ESTATES
ARE LIKE A CRUCIFIXION.

BUT I DO IT OUT OF
LOYALTY... AND FRIENDSHIP.

28%.

EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN.

I DON'T KNOW IF
THIS MEANS ANYTHING

BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD
COME TO YOU WITH IT.

WHAT?

WELL, IT DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE A LOT,

BUT THIS GUY FROM
MIDTOWN, PHIL DUGAN?

HE'S BEEN ASKING ME QUESTIONS
ABOUT BELKER'S UNDERCOVER,

WHETHER, IF THE
OPERATION WAS AFTER COPS.

WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

I SAID I DIDN'T KNOW.

WAS HE PERSISTENT?

A LITTLE.

I FEEL FUNNY ABOUT THIS.

I, I LIKE THE GUY, I WENT
OUT WITH HIM, BUT...

THE THING IS, I
CHECKED WITH MIDTOWN

AND IT SEEMS HE WAS PARTNERED FOR
TWO YEARS WITH A DETECTIVE SAMPSON...

YEAH, THAT WAS A GUY
BELKER MADE YESTERDAY.

WHERE'S DUGAN NOW?

I DON'T KNOW, HE WENT OUT.

J.D.?

LISTEN, TAKE NEAL AND
HARRY AND FIND BELKER.

TELL HIM TO TAKE WHATEVER WE HAVE
NOW TODAY... I MEAN WITHIN AN HOUR OR TWO.

RIGHT.

CAPTAIN, IF NOTHING EVER COMES
OF THIS, IF DUGAN'S NOT INVOLVED...

NO REASON FOR HIM TO HEAR
ABOUT THIS CONVERSATION AT ALL.

THANK YOU.

I HEARD THEY
ARRESTED GINA'S KILLER.

YEAH... YEAH, THEY DID.

I THOUGHT ABOUT HER LAST NIGHT
WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE ARREST.

I WAS REMEMBERING WHEN WE
WERE IN THE LADIES' ROOM JUST...

SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT
HOW SHE LOVED TO COOK FOR YOU.

SHE WAS BEING REAL
SWEET, REAL EXCITED.

IN FACT, SHE EVEN GAVE ME THIS
RECIPE FOR HER BREAD PUDDING,

YOU KNOW, WITH
HONEY AND RAISINS.

AND LAST NIGHT I WAS TRYING TO COME UP
WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR THE KIDS,

SOMETHING NOT CHOCOLATE.

I REMEMBERED HER BREAD PUDDING.

YOU KNOW, SHE HAD BEEN
SO CLEAR WHEN SHE WAS

TALKING ABOUT IT, ABOUT
DESCRIBING HOW TO DO IT...

THAT I JUST WENT RIGHT IN
THE KITCHEN AND MADE IT.

IT WAS DELICIOUS.

YEAH... SHE MADE IT
FOR ME A FEW TIMES.

YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING
DINNER TONIGHT?

NO, I DON'T THINK...

YEAH.

THAT'D BE GOOD.

I'LL MAKE A RESERVATION.

I'M A DANGEROUS MAN TO
GO TO A RESTAURANT WITH.

I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

OFFICER McBEAR,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

STEP BACK, ALL RIGHT, MA'AM?

PLEASE STEP BACK.

WATCH OUT AGAINST
CRIME, YOU TAKE A FLYER.

FOLLOW OFFICER McBEAR'S TEN TIPS
FOR A SAFER, SMARTER YOU... TAKE ONE.

SIR, STEP BACK.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY STEP BACK.

I THOUGHT THE BEAR WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A SYMBOL

FOR FOREST FIRES, NOT CRIME.

HE'S A SYMBOL TO
PREVENT FOREST FIRES.

BUT HE IS THE NEW SYMBOL
OF LAW ENFORCEMENT.

WELL, SOME SYMBOL... HE
LOOKS PRETTY STUPID IN THAT HAT.

YOU SOUND PRETTY STUPID.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP
AND LEAVE MR. McBEAR ALONE?

OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU BLIND, LADY?

LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID.

WELL, I'M SORRY!

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL
VEHICLE, DO YOU KNOW THAT?

GOD, MY INSURANCE... YOU
KNOW, I WORK FOR LIVING, LADY.

ALL RIGHT, SIR, JUST STEP BACK.

MA'AM, LICENSE AND
REGISTRATION, PLEASE.

YOU HAD THE WHOLE...

SIR, JUST RELAX, ALL RIGHT?

LICENSE AND
REGISTRATION, PLEASE.

HEY, DON'T DO THAT TO THAT BEAR.

OH, MY GOD!

OFFICER McBEAR!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS
AROUND WITH THAT BEAR, BOY!

HE'S GOT MY HAND!

HE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS.

NO...

GET BACK, GET BACK!

HELP ME!

ONE... TWO... THREE.

YOU KILLED HIM!

I ONLY SHOT HIM IN THE ARM.

SOMEBODY GET AN AMBULANCE!

OH, HE GOT MY ARM,
HE TRIED TO KILL ME!

HE TRIED TO KILL ME!

SOMEBODY GET AN AMBULANCE!

PLEASE, OFFICER McBEAR
HAS TO GET TO SURGERY!

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S $15.

DID THE STAIN COME
OUT OF MY PANTSUIT?

YOU COULD HARDLY SEE IT.

BE WITH YOU FELLAS IN A SECOND.

WELL, Y'ALL DIDN'T
DO A VERY GOOD JOB.

WE'RE DRY CLEANERS,
LADY, NOT MAGICIANS.

WELL, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE SO RUDE.

WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE SUCH A SLOB.

YOU TELL MR. BERMAN I AIN'T
NEVER GONNA COME HERE NO MORE.

UH, WHERE'S THE OLD GUY?

HE'S ACROSS THE
STREET HAVING LUNCH.

WELL, UH, HE LEAVE
SOMETHING FOR US?

UH, HE SAID WE COULD
COME IN, PICK UP SOME SUITS.

MR. BERMAN SAID I
SHOULD GIVE YOU A FITTING.

I GOT YOUR SUITS
RIGHT OVER HERE.

OH, THAT THE FLANNEL PINSTRIPE?

THIS IS IT.

OH, NICE.

FITTING ROOM'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

AND WE GOT ONE RIGHT
BEHIND IT FOR YOU, SIR.

WHERE'S THAT?

RIGHT BACK THERE.

THANKS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

GO.

- HANDS UP!
- HEY, OCCUPADO!

- IT'S A BUST!
- HEY, HE'S GOT A GUN!

OH, DAMN, DAMN.

HOW BAD?

IT JUST HURTS.

- YOU GOT HIM, YOU GOT HIM?
- YEAH!

I'M GONNA GET NEAL TO MERCY.

I THINK IT JUST GRAZED
ME OR SOMETHING.

WHAT THE HELL IS
THIS? THIS IS CRAZY!

I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE
TRYING TO ROB THE PLACE.

- GIVE ME A BREAK.
- I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS IS NOT A CRIME.

THIS WAS AN
INVESTIGATION OF A CRIME.

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LISTEN, MAN, I'M
GONNA GRAB A SMOKE.

BE RIGHT WITH YOU, BABE.

HE'S OKAY, CAPTAIN.

ARE WE LEANING ON THE
BASTARDS THAT SHOT HIM?

THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTAND.

CAPTAIN.

UH, CODEINE TIE
YOU UP, DETECTIVE?

MAKE YOU CONSTIPATED?

NOT TOO BAD, DOC.

ALL RIGHT, EVERY SIX
HOURS TILL THE PAIN GOES.

THANKS, DOC.

HOW YOU FEEL?

OH, HURTS SOME.

IT'S OKAY, THOUGH.

A LONG WAY TO GO TO GET
A PAIN SCRIPT, HUH, CAPTAIN?

FACT IS, IT'LL BUY YOU SOME
TIME... I HOPE YOU USE IT.

I'M WILLING IF THE
KNEE IS, CAPTAIN.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE REST OF THE DAY?

MM-MM, AIN'T OVER
WITH TILL THE PAPER'S IN.

OKAY, I THINK WE'RE READY TO GO.

I CAN THROW YOUR SHIRT ON.

OKAY.

NO, MA'AM, IT'S MY UNDERSTANDING

THAT THE ANIMAL WAS
ENDANGERING A MAN'S LIFE

WHEN THE OFFICER INTERVENED.

NO, THE BEAR IS NOT DEAD.

NOW, YOU WANNA
CALL THE S.P.C.A.,

THERE'S NOTHING I
CAN DO TO STOP YOU.

CAPTAIN, HOW'S NEAL?

JUST GRAZED.

RENKO SHOT OFFICER McBEAR.

OH, TERRIFIC.

IT WAS ON ACCOUNT OF THE
BEAR MAULED A CURIOUS CITIZEN.

PLUS WE GOT FLYNN IN LINEUP.

FLYNN SOUNDS LIKE HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

COME ON.

SAMPSON, HOWEVER, IS A MORON.

AND THE OWNER'S DOWN ON GARDEN
LEVEL HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

DETECTIVE FLYNN, ATTORNEY
GRIGLIA, CAPTAIN FURILLO.

CAPTAIN, IF WE'RE IN A
HORSERACE WITH SAMPSON,

PLEASE KNOW THAT MY
CLIENT'S READY TO RUN.

LET'S HEAR IT.

PLEAD TO THE "E" FELONY,
AWAIT THE PROBATION REPORT.

OKAY.

UH... GUY'S BEEN BOOSTING MAYBE A
HUNDRED GRAND DESIGNER GARMENTS A MONTH

AND LAYING IT OFF TO
ESTABLISHMENTS ON THE HILL.

WE, AS A GROUP, WE BEEN
TAKING SMALL POTATOES...

WARDROBE REQUIREMENTS...
PLUS TEN GRAND SPLIT SEVEN WAYS.

DUGAN... PHIL DUGAN'S
THE WHEELMAN ON THIS.

GET A STENOGRAPHER.

WELL, I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE REPORT, MA'AM,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

NO, ONE OF OUR OFFICERS DID NOT KILL
SMOKEY THE BEAR, YOU'RE MISINFORMED,

PLUS WE GOT A COP
SHOT HERE TODAY, LADY.

CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN...

WE GOT THESE MESSAGES OFF
OF FLYNN'S DESK... FROM DUGAN.

FLYNN JUST NAMED HIM.

I'LL TRY TO FIND
SOMEBODY TO TALK TO YOU.

NATALIE, WILL YOU
TAKE THESE BEAR CALLS?

I'M GOING SCREWGEE WITH THIS.

OH, RAYMUNDO, I HEARD SOME
INTERESTING POOP AT LUNCH TODAY.

CAPTAIN GRAYSON IS
ANNOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT.

WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS?

FROM SOURCES AT POLK AVENUE.

IT'S TRUE?

YEAH, HE HAS A MEDICAL
DISABILITY, SPINALLY RELATED.

NOW, IMAGINE THAT, RAYMUNDO.

SAPIRSTEIN PASSES ON, GRAYSON
GOES DOWN, AND IN TWO TICKS,

ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU ARE NUMERO
DOS ON THE CAPTAIN'S LIST WITH A BULLET.

THIS IS TERRIBLE.

THESE POOR MEN.

IT IS A DREADFUL WAY TO ADVANCE, AS
A RESULT OF ANOTHER'S MISFORTUNE.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- BULL CRAP DETECTOR.

COME ON, COME ON, STOP THAT.

IMAGINE.

OH, COME ON, COMPADRE.

THE MAN RETIRED, HE DIDN'T DIE.

SO?

SO GET YOUR ATTITUDE STRAIGHT.

THIS IS GOOD NEWS.

I MEAN, YOU'RE
ALLOWED TO ENJOY IT.

SO I'M HAPPY... SO WHAT?

WELL, I KNOW I WOULD BE.

MOVES ME UP TO 13th.

PHIL, YOU'RE BUSTED.

LAME JOKE, JOHN.

IT'S NOT A JOKE AT ALL, PHIL.

I THINK YOU BETTER
CONVENE A SUMMIT.

WE NEED TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING.

NO, NO, MR. BERNSTEIN.

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE OFFERING.

WE HAVE SAMPSON AND FLYNN.

WE DON'T NEED YOU, DUGAN.

YEAH, SURE YOU DON'T NEED ME...

IF YOU WANNA LEAVE
MIDTOWN A CESSPOOL.

HEAR NO EVIL AND SEE NO EVIL,
IS THAT HOW IT GOES, FURILLO?

LOOK, YOU DON'T WANNA
KNOW, LET ME WALK OUTTA HERE.

BE SPECIFIC.

YOU WANT SPECIFIC?
CAPTAIN JOE KEENAN.

THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?

WHAT ABOUT KEENAN?

NOT TILL I HEAR I'M
STROLLING OUTTA HERE, JACK.

THAT'S THE DEAL.

I'M NOT ASKING TO STAY ON
THE FORCE, BUT I WALK... PERIOD.

FOR KEENAN, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MEANS
HE'S BOUND UP, DELIVERED, CONVICTED...

MAYBE IT FLIES, HMM?

WE HAVE TO TALK, WARREN.

SURE.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

THIS DEAL DOESN'T
FLOAT... I WON'T APPROVE IT.

WELL, THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT
OF THE JOE KEENAN FAN CLUB.

FRANK, DUGAN IS A BROOM AND WE'RE GONNA
SWEEP A FLOOR OF DIVISION WITH THIS GUY.

OH, YEAH, SWEEP IT HOW?

BY LETTING PHIL DUGAN WALK?

PHIL DUGAN, WHO CONSPIRED
TO GET ONE OF MY MEN WHACKED?

CONSPIRED? HOW?

WITH THESE MESSAGES
ON FLYNN'S DESK.

"CONTACT DUGAN AT
HILL STREET, URGENT."

"CONTACT DUGAN
BEFORE YOU GO OUT."

SO HE WAS TRYING TO TIP HIM OFF.

I'M NOT QUESTIONING THAT, FRANK.

AND WASHINGTON GOT SHOT.

NOT BECAUSE OF DUGAN, FRANK.

THE MESSAGES NEVER GOT THROUGH.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL
APOLOGIZE TO WASHINGTON.

NO, WE WON'T APOLOGIZE
TO WASHINGTON, WARREN.

YOU KNOW HOW GUYS
LIKE KEENAN GET STARTED?

WITH THE SAME PENNY-ANTE
BIG FISH, LITTLE FISH,

LAZY, CYNICAL ATTITUDE
ABOUT WHO DID WHAT,

ABOUT JUSTICE, ABOUT GO FOR THE GUYS
WHO MAKE THE HEADLINES AT ANY COST.

THAT'S LOUSY POLICE WORK.

THAT'S GROUND-LEVEL CORRUPTION.

SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, FRANK?

I'M SAYING THAT DUGAN WILL TAKE
A FELONY AND HE'LL TALK ANYWAY.

IRWIN, IF I DON'T GET
AT LEAST THIS MUCH,

I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO LOOK AT A
SINGLE MAN OR WOMAN IN THIS PRECINCT

AND SAY, "GO OUT
THERE AND DO YOUR JOB."

MR. D.A., WOULD YOU EXCUSE US?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
THIS CRAP, FURILLO.

WE'RE GONNA GIVE
DUGAN WHAT HE NEEDS.

DUGAN HAS TO TAKE A FELONY,
AND DUGAN HAS TO DO TIME.

YOU'RE SO DAMN WORRIED HOW
YOU LOOK TO YOUR MEN, HMM?

WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA LOOK IF THAT DRINKING LEAKS, HMM?

IF IT LEAKS, IT LEAKS, WARREN.

DUGAN DOESN'T WALK.

SAVE ME FROM THE DAMN PURITANS.

HERE'S WHERE YOU STAND, PHIL.

WE'RE ALL IN AGREEMENT HERE.

YOU GOT NO FRIENDS IN THIS ROOM.

BROUGHT HIM OVER, HUH, FURILLO?

SAMPSON AND FLYNN
ARE IN A CAR TO DIVISION.

YOUR EDGE IS TO TALK NOW.

THEY CAN'T GIVE
YOU HALF WHAT I CAN.

THAT'S VERY NAIVE, PHIL.

YOU CAN TAKE AN "E" FELONY
OR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT

OR ANYTHING UP TO AND INCLUDING
CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU'RE
GONNA BE CHARGED WITH A FELONY.

YOU BOYS ARE IN SOME MOOD TODAY.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL US?

YEAH... JOE KEENAN.

THAT'S NOT VERY ARTICULATE.

WE NEED A FULL STATEMENT
AND GRAND JURY TESTIMONY

AND TRIAL JURY TESTIMONY
IF IT GOES THAT FAR.

THERE'S NOT ONE PAD IN
MIDTOWN... THERE'S FOUR.

ABOVE THAT'S A SUPER
PAD... SKIMS OFF ALL OF THEM.

THAT'S KEENAN'S.

AND HE'S GOT A HIT SQUAD TO
KEEP THE ENFORCEMENT GOING.

THERE'S A HIT SQUAD
IN THE DEPARTMENT?

TO KEEP THE ENFORCEMENT.

KEEP EVERYTHING NICE AND QUIET.

YEAH... KEENAN'S HIT SQUAD.

WE GOT A FIRE HERE, FRANK.

I'M CALLING DANIELS.

OH, J.D., LIEUTENANT SHIPMAN IS
GONNA NEED YOU ON A BUS DOWNTOWN.

AS SOON AS BRISCOE'S
OFF THE PHONE.

WHO WE BUSTING?

CAPTAIN JOE KEENAN.

WHAT'S UP NOW, MR. GREENGLASS?

IT'S LIKE THE OLD JOKE... I GOT
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

THE BAD NEWS IS YOU CAN'T BE
EXECUTOR OF GINA SRIGNOLI'S ESTATE.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE THE GOOD NEWS IS...

HOW'S IT FEEL TO
BE A MILLIONAIRE?

YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG GUY.

I AM, AM I?

THESE ARE THE CONTENTS OF A
CERTAIN OVERLOOKED SAFE DEPOSIT BOX.

WEST INDIAN BANK DEPOSIT
BOOKS TOTALING 1.05 MILLION.

HANDWRITTEN CODICIL
TO GINA SRIGNOLI'S ESTATE

NAMING YOU BENEFICIARY
OF THESE FUNDS.

I THOUGHT SHE GAVE
EVERYTHING TO HER MOTHER?

EVERYTHING TILL WHAT WE SURPRISINGLY
UNCOVERED THIS AFTERNOON, LIEUTENANT.

BELIEVE ME, EVERY SRIGNOLI ESTATE'S
BEEN LIKE THIS, LIKE RAT'S NESTS.

THE MAN WAS LIKE A RAT WITH
HIS MONEY... BARBADOS, CURACAO.

POINT BEING, THERE'S
GOTTA BE A NEW EXECUTOR.

YOU CAN'T BE BENEFICIARY
AS WELL AS EXECUTOR.

A MILLION DOLLARS?

LESS MY PERCENTAGE
RETAINER, OF COURSE... 28%.

WHICH YOU JUST MANAGED
TO GET ME TO SIGN

BEFORE YOU FOUND A MILLION
DOLLARS FLOATING AROUND.

NOW, LIEUTENANT, THERE'S A
HARDNESS IN THAT ACCUSATION.

MY RUTHIE WAS WITH ME
WHEN WE OPENED THE BOX.

WE WERE TOTALLY AMAZED TOGETHER.

CUTE.

LIEUTENANT, YOU DON'T REALIZE

WHAT THE I.R.S. HAS GOT IN
STORE FOR BOTH OF US YET.

BELIEVE ME, YOU WANT
A MOTIVATED PARTNER.

I DON'T NEED A PARTNER,
MR. GREENGLASS.

AND, SINCE I'M NO
LONGER GINA'S EXECUTOR,

THAT PIECE OF PAPER YOU CONNED ME
INTO SIGNING IS PROBABLY WORTHLESS.

- HEY, NOW WAIT A...
- IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS.

TAKE IT UP WITH
THE NEW EXECUTOR.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH MONEY, LIEUTENANT.

NO SOONER YOU GET IT, YOU THINK
PEOPLE ARE STEALING IT FROM YOU.

CAPTAIN...

THE NEXT TIME THOSE
COURT COPS TRY TO PICK

UP A PRISONER WITHOUT
PROPER RELEASE FORMS,

THEY ARE NOT GETTING HIM.

I DON'T CARE IF THEY HOLLER
TILL THEY'RE BLUE IN THE FACE.

UH... CAN WE TALK, STAN?

WE GOT NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

I'M TRYING TO RUN A SQUAD ROOM.

WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.

YOU CHECKED OUT OF THAT HOSPITAL

WITHOUT GETTING PERMISSION
FROM YOUR DOCTOR.

I HAVE A MESSAGE TO
THAT EFFECT RIGHT HERE.

DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE
I WAS YOUR GRANDPA.

CALM DOWN, STAN.

WHAT DID THE DOCTOR TELL YOU?

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE TOLD ME?

I'M OLD... OKAY?

HE TOLD ME I'M OLD.

WHAT DID HE SAY SPECIFICALLY?

NOTHING.

"TAKE IT EASY."

ROCKING CHAIR... TAKE IT EASY.

RETIREMENT?

THAT I SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT.

WELL, WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

IT'S A TOUCH OF ANGINA.

OKAY, I'LL CUT OUT THE PICKLES.

DON'T MEAN I CAN'T
RUN A PRECINCT.

DON'T MEAN I CAN'T WALK A BEAT.

DON'T MEAN I CAN'T CLEAR MORE
CASES THAN ANY TWO MEN HALF MY AGE.

I AGREE WITH MOST OF THAT, STAN.

I FELT YOUNG AGAIN
YESTERDAY ON PATROL.

OUTSIDE, ON THE STREET,
WIND IN MY FACE, ALL THAT CRAP.

THEN BOOM.

THERE'S ALWAYS THE OLD
EQUALIZER, ISN'T THERE?

MAYBE.

BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE
A JOB IN MY SQUAD ROOM.

GUESS MAYBE I'LL REJOIN THE Y.

BUY MYSELF SOME
PURPLE UNDERWEAR.

TAKE IT EASY, STAN.

THIS IS A YOUNG MAN'S SOUL
INSIDE AN OLD MAN'S BODY.

THAT STINKS, YOU KNOW THAT?

THAT STINKS.

YEAH, HE SHOT HIM.

WERE YOU SHOOTING
TO KILL, OFFICER?

NO, MA'AM, I WAS NOT, BUT
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT,

UH, A MAN'S LIFE WAS AT STAKE
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

IS IT TRUE THAT THE BEAR
IS OVER 17 YEARS OLD?

I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

THAT IT IS IN FACT A
RETIRED CIRCUS PERFORMER.

WELL, NOW, THAT MAY BE TRUE.

THAT EVEN HIS TRAINER CONSIDERS
HIM TOO OLD AND INFIRM TO BE A REAL...

WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE GUY WHOSE
ARM HE ALMOST PULLED OUT OF ITS SOCKET?

OR LIEUTENANT HOWARD
HUNTER, WHO HE ALMOST

SQUOZE TO DEATH WHEN HE
WAS DOWN AT THE STATION.

HOW DO YOU FEEL, A POLICE OFFICER
SHOOTING THE LAW ENFORCEMENT SYMBOL?

I FEEL FINE.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
FIRE A WARNING SHOT?

LADY, I DON'T IF YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT BEARS,

BUT THEY ARE SO BIG
AND MEAN AND UGLY

THAT A WARNING SHOT
DON'T MEAN SQUAT TO 'EM.

HERE COMES THE DOCTOR.

I HAVE A STATEMENT.

AFTER 40 MINUTES OF SURGERY, WE
HAVE SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED THE BULLET

FROM THE UPPER BICEP
OF OFFICER McBEAR.

HE'S NOW IN POST-OP, HIS CONDITION
IS SATISFACTORY AND STABLE,

AND A FULL RECOVERY IS EXPECTED.

I'LL BE GLAD TO ANSWER ANY
QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVE.

YES, BUT VILL HE EVER
PLAY ZE VIOLIN AGAIN?

FRANK, TELEPHONE, LINE SIX.

YEAH?

NO, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

RAY...

SEE IF YOU CAN RAISE BRISCOE.

THEY JUST FOUND KEENAN'S
BODY IN A DUMPSTER.

DEPUTY CHIEF BRISCOE, PLEASE.

RAY CALLETANO SPEAKING.

ASSUME THEY MOVE SCAPESI
IN TO FILL IN KEENAN'S SPOT.

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NUMERO
UNO ON THE LIST, COMPADRE.

NO STRUGGLE... IT MUST HAVE
BEEN SOMEBODY HE KNEW.

SOMEBODY TALKED, WARREN.

FROM THE TIME DUGAN GAVE US KEENAN,
SOMEBODY HEARD, SOMEBODY ACTED.

IS THAT AN ACCUSATION, CAPTAIN?

IT'S AN OBSERVATION.

OZZIE, FLETCHER... HUH?

IMAGINE, IN ONE BREATH, THIS SLUG IS
TELLING ME SHE LEFT ME A MILLION BUCKS.

THE NEXT BREATH, HE'S GOT HIS
FILTHY MITTS INTO IT FOR 280 GRAND.

THAT'S STILL A LOTTA LOOT.

WHICH IS EXACTLY THE LAST THING I
WANNA BE DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW.

SHE, SHE WRITES THIS...
THIS HAND-SCRIBBLED CODICIL.

YOU THINK THAT'S NOT
GONNA BE CHALLENGED?

ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M LOOKING AT
HEARINGS, LAWYERS, ALL THIS STUFF.

SHE LOVED YOU, HENRY.

SHE JUST WANTED TO SHARE
WHAT SHE HAD WITH YOU.

WHY SHOULD THAT MAKE YOU
FEEL ANYTHING BUT HAPPY?

BECAUSE...

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GRIEVED.

I MEAN, FIRST IT WAS THE
MURDER INVESTIGATION.

I WOULDN'T LET MYSELF
FEEL ANYTHING BUT MY RAGE.

AND THEN I HAD TO BE EXECUTOR
OF HER ESTATE, NOW THIS.

WHEN DO I GET A CHANCE TO
GO OFF AND JUST HAVE GRIEF?

YOU'RE HAVING IT.

BUT YOU'RE ALSO HAVING THIS.

I MEAN, IT'S CALLED LIFE.

IT JUST KEEPS COMING AT YA.

YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT.

I THINK IT'S THE BEST
TRIBUTE YOU COULD GIVE HER.

I KNOW, FAYE.

THE WOMAN BROUGHT
LIGHT INTO MY LIFE.

I'M NOT GONNA GO
BACK IN THE SHADOWS.

I'M SICK OF TALKING ABOUT THE TRIALS
AND TRIBULATIONS OF HENRY GOLDBLUME.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

STILL SEEING HARRY?

I GUESS I EMBARRASSED
MYSELF A LITTLE.

I, UM, I ASKED HIM OUT AND I SEDUCED HIM
AND THEN I BASICALLY TOLD HIM TO BUZZ OFF.

YOU GOT A RIGHT.

ONE-NIGHT STANDS
REALLY AREN'T MY STYLE.

DOING IT ONCE
DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE.

TO YOU, HENRY G.

TO THE FUTURE AND
TO YOUR HAPPINESS.

THANK YOU, FAYE.

THROUGH EVERYTHING,
YOU'VE BEEN A FRIEND AND MORE.

THAT DOOR SWINGS
BOTH WAYS, MISTER.

YOU HAVEN'T SAID TEN WORDS
SINCE WE SAT DOWN TO DINNER.

I DRANK.

HOW MANY WORDS IS THAT?

WHEN?

LAST WEEK.

WHY?

I'M NOT SURE.

IS IT ME, US?

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NOT THAT.

I THINK IT STARTED WITH THE
CHIEF'S ENCOUNTER SESSION.

BRISCOE CALLING
ME SAINT FRANCIS.

IMPLYING THAT I WAS JUST AS HOOKED ON
A.A. MEETINGS AS I HAD BEEN ON THE BOTTLE.

I THINK I STARTED ASKING MYSELF IF I
HADN'T TRADED IN ONE CRUTCH FOR ANOTHER.

SO I HAD A DRINK.

JUST THE ONE, THEN I STOPPED.

NEXT DAY, ONE MORE.

TWO DAYS LATER, ONE MORE.

I WAS FINE.

FINE...

I COULDN'T EVEN LET MYSELF SEE

THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
ME AND A NORMAL DRINKER WAS THAT...

I WAS TAKING MY ONE DRINK OUT OF A PINT
BOTTLE HIDDEN IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

THEN THIS URINALYSIS BUSINESS PICKED
UP THE ALCOHOL CONTENT IN MY BLOOD.

AND BRISCOE... GOD BLESS HIM... HE DID THE
RIGHT THING FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS.

HE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL ME.

BUT IT REMINDED ME...

OF HOW FAR I'D GONE.

ONE DRINK OR 20, I'M A DRUNK.

ALWAYS WILL BE.

HOW CAN I HELP?

WHAT CAN I DO?

BY DOING WHAT YOU DO EVERY DAY.

WHAT ABOUT A.A.?

YEAH, WELL, I'VE MISSED
A LOT OF MEETINGS.

I GOTTA GET BACK.

- WHEN?
- SOON.

SOON ISN'T SOON ENOUGH.

- JOYCE...
- FRANK...

I LOVE YOU.

I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
LIFE AND DEATH HERE.

I USED TO SAY, "I'LL JUST DRINK TODAY
AND THEN I'LL STAY SOBER FOR 20 YEARS."

"I'LL JUST DRINK TODAY, THEN I'LL
BE SOBER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."

BUT NOW I SAY, "DEAR GOD,
PLEASE HELP ME BE SOBER TODAY

AND I'LL ASK FOR
TOMORROW... TOMORROW."

THANKS, JIM.

FRANK?

HI, I'M FRANK.

I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

HI, FRANK.

I'VE BEEN SOBER... TWO DAYS.

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