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Sorry. Sorry.

Are you blind!!

In Arabic

Waghmare Sir...

That's Yonus Ilahi

Lashkar-E-Jihad's second in command

Bagga, you wait here. - Yes, sir.

Don't worry about money. Just get the job done.

I swear by the land of Pakistan.

We will wreak such havoc...

...that the heart of entire India will stop beating.

Sir, who are you? And how you came this side?

You are not suppose to come here.

Waghmare sir!

Hey, hey, who are you? Stop all this.

Security! Security!

Sir.

Sir. Are you okay, sir?

He slipped through my hands.

Connect me to Gujarat Headquarter immediately.

Sure, sir.

Rizwan sir. Agent Vikrant Waghmare reporting, sir.

Sir, I have found Lashkar-E-Jihad's Gujarat operatives.

I'm coming to Ahmedabad.

The latest reports have confirmed that the terrorist group...

...Lashkar-E-Jihad has its base near the Kutch border in Pakistan.

Pakistan's new prime minister Mr. Ashraf Ali Sultan...

...has said that he will come to India for peace talks.

Mr. Sultan, I would like to ask you a direct question.

In current atmosphere, will there be a war between India and Pakistan?

It is foolish to think about war.

I am going to India, only with the hope for peace.

With the peace conference only a few days away...

...there again was firing at the border.

And Pakistan's defence minister Mr. Parvez Mukhtar Khan...

...has given this statement.

I just want to say that Pakistan neither wants to kneel...

...nor wants to force anyone else to kneel.

But if there is any unwarranted aggravation.

...Pakistan knows how to give a fitting reply.

Hello, friends. You are watching Uttejit Samachar.

In today's exciting news,

...the peace conference between India and Pakistan will be held at Ahmedabad.

And also, I have written a song, a rap to welcome the Pak team.

Mayur, please give the beats.

Start.

O Pak PM, welcome sir.

In the name of peace we will release doves here.

Assure people that there will be no more fights.

And if possible, bring along some snacks, just something light

I am hungry. Please.

Hey, bros, I am KD and you are watching KD's Kitli.

So today I am going to talk about hot girls.

By hot girls I don't mean the ones with a hot figure.

But the hot headed ones.

KD, please tell me which colour suits me, better?

Green.

You mean to say that I won't look good in orange?

I mean orange is also good.

How confused you are in life?

Idiot!

If you liked this video then like it, share it...

...and don't just look at my face. Select Subscribe

...and keep watching KD's Kitli.

Khagesh!

What is this get up?

Do you want to get a sex change?

I always doubted it.

Let me introduce him.

He is my close relative.

My mother's husband.

Correct! My father, Arvind Divetia.

Someone fathers are artists, or writers, or even sculptors.

But my father is an unsolicited advisor.

Lets see what new he has to say today.

Idiot, I joined my father's Business when I was your age.

That is when the business went bankrupt. - Shut up I'll give you a tight slap.

Take off. Take off. Take off these pompoms and this dress.

We have to go to the airport. - Why?

To receive Chandika. - Chandika (Witch)?

Chandrika.

Your granny and my mother-in-law.

She is returning from America to India

Come on get ready. Get up.

What are you wearing, nincompoop.

'You are watching Khabardar India.'

'These days, women are not safe not just on the streets..'

'..but even in their homes.'

'As you will seen, businessman Gopal Sharma..'

'..had made a plan to kill his own wife.'

'His wife was watching TV.'

'His innocent and simple wife was unaware..'

'..that her death was hovering behind her.'

'Mr. Sharma pounced on his wife, and..'

It's me. - Where is it?

Where is the knife?

What knife? - No, no.

O Goddess Mother.

I know. I will be watching TV.

You will come from behind and cover my mouth...

...then you'll take a knife and stab me in my stomach.

And then..I will die.

Once I die, you will get remarried. - Oh, God.

My saris, my jewelry, my tailored blouses, will be worn by the 2nd wife.

You.. - But my soul will become a ghost and haunt you.

Shut up or else I will squeeze your neck.

What happened?

Sister-in-law, what happened?

Why did you scream? - Hey.

What do I tell you, Vinubhai?

He suddenly placed his hand on my shoulder and I got scared.

Arvindbhai, do you have any sense or not?

What is the need to touch sister-in-law like this?

Vinubhai, she is my wife. I may do whatever I want.

Who are you to question me?

Your neighbour.

Just because you are my neighbor, you'll keep running here, whenever you like?

I have no choice,

I am always worried about the well-being Of my sister-in-law

Isn't it right? - It's right.

What right right?

Watching these crime shows 24/7,

You're brain has been infected by dengue.

Arvindbhai, I won't tolerate you shouting at my sister-in-law.

Who is her husband? Me or you?

Sister-in-law will decide that.

You are right. - What is right?

Leave. Get out. Come on.

Sister-in-law, see you later.

Meet her in heaven.

Father.

Yes, my son.

He is telling me. What yes son!

Come on. Get out.

Indu, I will divorce you if I see Vinu in here again.

What? - So divorce her!

Why are you making me wait?

You idiot. Get out!

Why are you laughing, Shameless!

He doesn't have an ounce of intelligence.

Only if there is water in the well, will it come in the bucket. - Khagesh!

Look, I have already told you. Don't call me Khagesh.

I am KD.

Every time I hear this name it aggravates me.

What kind of name is Khagesh?

Do you know everybody at college makes fun of me?

Everybody spells my name with a H instead of Kh.

Oh, shit. - Exactly.

But you're raashi starts with KH, what other name to give you?

There are many names. - Really?

Yes. - Tell me one.

Kh... - What? Khaman?

Khakharo? Khichu?

Nonsense you talk...

Do you know what the meaning of Khagesh is?

What?

The King of birds.

Really? Are we all birds?

I don't understand why you would want to make a human the king of birds?

You shut up. - You shut up, or else...

I will beat you! - Oh, God!

Both of you stop fighting. - Okay.

We have to go to the airport to receive my mother.

She had already come to India 3 months back.

Why is she coming again?

To visit my uncle Bhupat.

He is very unwell.

Your uncle has been unwell from the time he was born.

No one can understand what he speaks.

Keep quiet.

During his wedding he was brought in on a stretcher instead of a horse.

That's why his wife ran away.

That's it. I know. You don't like any of my relatives.

Don't tell lies.

I always liked you're mother in law

Isn't it? - Yes, yes.

So then? - Forget all this?

Get ready quickly. The flight will arrive any minute now.

Yes, yes. - Let us go.

Hey. - Madam, can't you see?

What can't you see? Are 'you' blind?

Intentionally bumping into a young and beautiful lady, like me

The flight from New Jersey landed long time back.

Oh, Goddess Mother. I hope mom didn't get off mid way.

What? From a flying plane?

Granny! - Hey!

Hey you, pilot, why did fly the plane so slowly.

And why didn't you give me juice when I asked?

Here she is.

Khagu, my son. - KD.

Yes, KD, KD. - Mother.

Hey.

Touch the feet. - Okay.

Not mine. Mother's feet. - Okay.

Father. - Yes?

Velji Nagda.

Mother-in-law.

Arvind, what are you doing?

Let us get to the parking quickly. - She will fall down.

We will be charged double.

Arvind, wait!

Let us go. Let us go.

Divetia!

But what are you doing?

Sir, I will take you to Vastrapur. - I don't want to go to Vastrapur.

Mother will run out of breath! - Forget her, I'll never breathe again.

Sorry. - What are you doing?

I can't run. - Sit on this trolley.

Stop, you cheater. Rascal!

Move aside. - Move aside.

I will fall down.

I won't spare you. Cheater, wait!

'Yes, yes, I understand that you can't understand..'

'..what this confusion is about.'

'But to understand it...

...you will have to see the issue that happened a week back.'

'So watch.'

Hey, place the chairs and put the flowers up quickly.

They come one by one and...

Where should I put these speakers?

Put it on my head.

There are two speakers.

Should I put both on your head or is someone else also coming?

Idiot, can't you see this stage?

Place them on either side. - Okay.

Huh, without advance expect us to work.

Forget advance and start working.

Hello. Yes.

Yes, Mr. Nagda. Hello. - Hello.

Have all arrangements been made for foundation laying ceremony?

Everything is ready.

And, have you invited all the buyers?

Yes, sir, the buyers are here and waiting for you.

Once you arrive we will start the ceremony.

Okay, okay. Cut the call.

Where is Khagesh disappear?

Yo, Bahadur bro.

Give me a Veg Tadka Maggie with extra butter.

No.

Why?

You're previous bill is pending.

I'm not carrying change.

I only have this Rs.2000 note.

If you don't have cash, then pay through PAYTM.

Oh, these people have also become smart.

Take this.

Payal is damn annoying.

I can't even afford incense sticks...

...but she wants to go to a hookah bar every day.

KD, Bijal's Facebook status shows, she's single

You were acting cool and told us, you both were going steady.

What happened?

We are going steady.

She is scared of her father so she has kept that status.

Today we are going for a movie.

I am just waiting for her call.

See here.

What's up, baby!

Baby? You're calling you're father 'Baby!'

You make spelling mistakes even while talking?

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello.

I had told you to hire 30-35 people and bring them here.

Why haven't you brought them?

My darling. My sweetheart. I am coming.

What all my father makes me do...

Where will I find people on hire?

KD, your noodles are ready.

Bahadur bro, listen.

Mr. Nagda, this project will Become the pride of Gujarat.

Instead of going to Disneyland people will come here.

There will be a jogging track here.

Where morning and evening, women will be seen jogging.

Wow. Wonderful.

So how many women will be jogging? - Excuse me?

I mean what is the response to the project?

Sir, there is very good response.

But sir, all the buyers have a complaint.

What?

This name, Nagda Tower sounds a bit odd.

What is odd about it?

No, sir, I mean how would it feel if someone asks...

...where do you live and we say we live in Nagda Tower?

How would it feel?

What do you mean, you have to say, you live in Nagada Tower.

You don't have to say you live Nagda (naked) in the tower.

I hadn't thought about this point.

All that is fine but Why can't I see any buyers?

Dad! - Here they've come.

Come. Come. Come.

Veljibhai, this is my son Khagesh.

KD. - Yes.

Call me KD.

Okay, okay.

He has brought the buyers.

Where are they? - They are in the car.

Did you fold 30 people and bring them in the car.

There are only 2, not 30.

What? - Yes.

Just watch.

Whom have you brought?

That Nepali, noodle guy...

...I've disguised him as a Japanese and brought him along.

What? - Yes.

Don't worry. I will handle everything. Just watch.

Veljibhai.

The buyers have arrived. - They are the buyers.

They are original Japanese. - Yes, yes.

Completely original. Both of them. - Really?

And they are Japanese chairmen of big Japanese companies. - Yes, yes.

These people? - Yes, of course.

Japani, come, come, come.

Sayonara. Sayonara.

You saw..They checked the land as soon as they came.

Let's come to the point.

Olo taco mama goto Isuzu tower Sanyo?

He is saying 'yes'

Oh you speak Japanese as well?

In my line of work, we have to learn all languages

Based on the situation we decide the language.

Wow, wow.

Now these two gentlemen wish to buy our whole tower

The whole tower? - Yes.

For their company's staff.

(In Kacchi) But what are their names? - Should I tell them no?

No, no, I mean what are their names?

Name. Name.

Oh.

Your turn.

Nagasaki and Kawasaki.

I feel like, I've heard these names before.

Of course you would have heard of them.

The famous Saki brothers of Japan.

'Ji shabji' (Yes, sir). - 'Ji shabji?

Shut up.

Divetia, what does he mean JiShabji?

Ji Shabji noodles. Haven't you eaten them?

They are world famous. Japan's Ji Shabji noodles.

Divetia, is this party genuine?

Do you have any doubts?

Even after I made them wear suits?

If you tell me, I'll send them away

No, no. No, no. but what about payment?

Hawama. - Hawama? (In the air?)

In Japan, close to Hiroshima, there is Hawama city.

They have their Head Office there. They will make the payment from there.

Hawama?

Oh, that Hawama.

I think we should hurry now. Priest, start the rituals

Welcome.

To the large crowd of my brothers and...

...Brothers.

Dear Veljibhai and our original Japanese guests.

Today, Veljibhai'sfather, late Nagjibhai's dream is becoming a reality.

So here we will build the majestic Nagada Tower

Where, all those who have booked...

Divetia, what is going on?

Looks like an earthquake.

Sir, it is an earthquake. Run.

The earthquake is not over there, lets get down. - Hurry up.

Breakdown the podium

Get all these people out of here... Hurry up.

Divetia! - Yes.

What is going on?

Let me figure it out sir...

Hold this. I will be back.

Sir, please listen to me. - KD!

Sir. Sir, what is this?

This is government land.

And you guys want to grab it illegally eh?

No, sir, no.

Sir, we have bought this land from Chunawala...

...after paying 5 crore cash.

Chunawala cheated you and disappeared. - What?

Leave within two minutes or else I will arrest you...

...and throw you in jail.

But sir, we have... - Get lost.

Khagu, wait!

Nagda, KD had hired me for two hours.

Give me my money.

Arvind Divetia!

I won't spare you!

Dad, start the car.

Ouch! Oh, God. Oh, God.

What happened, Mom? Is it aching a lot?

No it's very hot! - Sorry, sorry.

Oh, God.

But mummy, the swelling has to reduce, right?

Forget about the swelling on my feet. I've got swellings on my brain.

Who pushes their mother-in-law on a trolley?

Your husband is a donkey.

What are you doing?

What is this?

What happened? Why are you sweating?

VeljiNagda is constantly calling me.

Really? - Yes.

What does he say?

I don't know. I've been cutting his calls.

Out of the frying pan we have fallen into the fire.

I have got an idea. - Okay, tell me.

Both of us should go away to Abu

I know what you want to do at Abu.

I will have to think up something. - 'Listen!

'Come here. We wants to talk to you'

Listen. Please don't utter a word. I beg you Khagesh

Yeah.. KD, let's go.

Mummy, don't worry. Nothing's going to happen

Dear, wouldn't I be worried?

Mother-in-law. - Yes?

Has the swelling of your feet reduced?

Yes, but now her head is aching

So now put you're head in hot water.

What?

You stupid fellow, keep silence.

Look, the matter is serious.

Indu, please don't Tell him a single word.

I do not trust this man at all.

But, mummy, please tell us what is the matter? - Yes

Bhupat Uncle... - He passed away?

No.

But he is very serious

Anything could happen anytime

And that is why Bhupat uncle wants to pass on

...his property worth 20 crores to Mom.

20 crores?

And mummy wants to give half of that to me

That means 10 crores.

Yes. Mummy has already made her will before coming from America

Yes. Now I have to take Bhupat's autograph on it.

That means once Bhupat uncle sings it...

We will get 10 crores? - Yes.

[English rap song]

Divetia, what are you doing?

My mind went in a state of shock, on hearing the sad news.

What are you doing? - Me?

I suggest that we should leave right away...

...forPindasar to meet Bhupat uncle

But son-in-law, I won't be able to travel at midnight.

In that case shall we leave at dawn? - Okay.

We will go by car. - Okay.

Would you believe? This boy has been telling me since morning...

...that he wants to meet uncle.

Really, son? - Quiet. Quiet.

Don't cry. Don't cry. - Look at him.

So Mother-in-law, is everything decided? - Yes.

- We will leave early in the morning. - Okay

So let us all pray to God. Oh lord take care of Bhupat uncle...

...and us as well.

Welcome, Vikrant Waghmare.

Sir. - Welcome.

Come.

The message you had sent from Doha was correct intel.

Because of that we have already traced...

...both the terrorists Shahrukh and Farooq.

Sit.

That's great, sir.

But who traced them so quickly?

Priya. Priya Rajguru.

She is the new recruit.

Right now Priya is keeping a watch over both the terrorists...

...and since past 3 days...

...they have been staying at Hotel Belvedere Green Spring.

And as per Priya's information...

...a man named Murugan is supposed to meet them.

Murugan.

Sir, actually, Murugan is dead.

What? - Yes.

I had already traced him and I was following him from Ratlam...

...but he spotted me and died while trying to escape from a running train

Damn it.

But sir, whatever happens, it's for the good.

Sir, I have got a plan. - What?

Now I will pretend to be Murugan and meet Farooq and Shahrukh

...and through them I will try to find out Laskar-E-Jihad's plan.

But we have got very limited time.

We cannot afford any mess up before Pakistan PM's visit.

Sir, trust me.

I will try to completely eliminate Lashkar-E-Jihad.

Very good, Vikrant Waghmare!

But...

...you are going to get all this information only in Gujarat.

So you're mission will take place completely in Gujarat.

And henceforth you too will have to... - Talk in Gujarati only.

Right.

But sir, I have a request. - Tell me.

Sir, so that the enemy has no doubt

...create a new identity for me as Murugan

Okay.

For security reasons, I will also meetPriya under the same identity

Sir, from today itself, for everyone, I am not longer Vikrant Waghmare, I am Murugan.

Okay.

All the best, Vikrant.

Murugan. - Murugan.

Jai Hind sir.

Jai Hind.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, thief! Hey, thief!

Hey, who are you?

What are you doing? Kidnap! Kidnap! - Where you are taking my mother-in-law...

Hey, why are you taking the canisters?

Listen to me. What are you doing?

What is this? - Where are you taking all this stuff?

What is going on?

We are going to the hospital To check on Bhupat uncle...

Yes. - So why are you getting all the household things...

...loaded onto a truck?

On a truck? - Yes.

Look, some fatso is standing outside

Come on hurry up. And load carefully.

Not even one item should get damaged...

...or else I will break your bones. - Mr. Nagda.

Sir, what are you doing?

Shamelessness.

First you resorted to it, now it is my turn.

Hey, take away that car also. - Please don't take away the car.

Please try to understand. I have to go in this car to get the money. Cash.

I will repay within a week. Sir, I swear on your wife.

You fraudster. Why are you swearing by my wife?

Look, I am giving you 4 days' time.

If you do not return 5 crore rupees within 4 days.

I will sell off your house... - No, sir, please don't do that.

Leave me. - Please listen to me.

Leave that box.

...my shaving kit... - Arvindbhai, what is all this?

Have you gone bankrupt?

What bankrupt?

I don't want to live in this third class area...

...among third class neighbors.

I have booked a bungalow. We will shift there permanently.

What? Permanently? - Yes.

Hey, drive away the truck. - No, no, wait.

Arvindbhai, please don't do this. Look, if you wish you can shift.

Let you're wife stay back. Permanent.

What, let my wife stay back? - I will go and meet sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law has gone to the temple to pray. Go.

Really? - Yes.

Sister-in-law! - Oh, God.

'Divetia, what's going on all this?.'

'Come inside, immediately!'

Yes, Mom-in-law, I am coming. I am coming immediately.

At least get a bucket to sit on.

They took away that as well.

Oh! - Yes.

Well, Mom-in-law, what is it?

Divetia. - Yes.

Morning, morning what is happening?

Tell me honestly. Have you again started betting on cricket?

No, I haven't started betting.

So why are you getting the house emptied?

Let me think of something... - What?

All New things, new setup.

Renovation, Mother-in-law. - What?

But for renovation, you got the mattress, pillows, kitchen utensils...

...everything removed?

An exchange offer is going on. - What?

It is a new scheme.

Give away old things and take away new things.

So I gave everything away.

Ok, but they even took away our wedding pictures

Now I'll get a new one. - What?

I mean a new..new frame.

Didn't you see the contractor? The fatso downstairs is the contractor.

Speedy Renovation.

Didn't you see how quickly he took away everything in just half an hour?

Oh yes, mummy, he was super fast.

Divetia.

Oh, missed this one.

Have you spoken with your family members yet?

Oh mister, come here...

What is it?

I will not tolerate any shoddy work

I will check the kitchen thoroughly.

And I will check the bathroom thoroughly.

Even this much leakage, no money.

Are both of them crazy? - Yes.

Hey! - No.

Divetia, I will be back.

What more do you want?

I am leaving. - Okay.

Nagasaki

This fatso looks weird to me.

Speedy renovation.

Dad! Dad!

Idiot, why are you still moving around wearing a towel?

Go and get ready.

Mummy, let's keep your bags in the car. - Okay, let's go.

The car is also gone. - What?

I mean in the exchange offer.

We will get a new car - New car?

Wow..we'll get a new car!

Come on, get your bags packed so that we can leave.

We will get a new car.

Dad, what's going on? I just can't understand...

We are screwed, Khagiya. Screwed!

Nagda has taken away all the stuff from our house.

And he has threatened that he will grab this house as well.

We are in big trouble.

There is only one solution.

We can only be saved Once Bhupat uncle signs the will

...and we get cash in our hands.

Go quickly and rent a car form the mechanic.

How can I go wearing a towel?

But how... - Just go.

Divetia, in exchange you take this wreck?

I an walk faster than this wreck

Really? Then get down. - What?

You can go walking and we will follow you.

Mom-in-law, this is temporary.

Once we meet Bhupat uncle and the will is signed

...we will get the car with 4 bangles.

And I'll get a 16 bangle wearing bride.

She will come son, she will come.

Everybody say...

"Govind, Govind. Vallabh, Vallabh."

"Govind, Govind. Vallabh, Vallabh."

"Flowing along with the breeze."

"Flying on the string of a kite."

"The car is in gear and the road is empty."

"Keep driving with joy. Keep driving."

"It is pleasant and nice. It is your and my journey."

"Let us talk sweetly."

"Forget yourself in this."

"It is gliding smoothly."

"It is gliding."

"It is gliding smoothly."

"It is gliding."

"In sweet morning or sour afternoon."

"In hot sun and in cool evening."

"We will be carefree and will have fun."

"We will tell worries to go away."

"It is pleasant and nice. It is your and my journey."

"Let us talk sweetly."

"Forget yourself in this."

"And the main news is that.."

"..India and Pakistan want to sit together."

"They want to sit down and talk about peace."

"I don't think anything will be achieved."

"Check air, check car, check breakfast, ooh!"

"Check Mom, blank check, who will fill it, I?"

"My flag is high and my rap is high."

"We kept eating throughout the journey and stuffed our mouths."

"Drive keeping your eye on the back, front and on both sides."

"No problem if you drive but drive a bit slow."

"Be happy, buddy. Have fun, buddy. Create a stir, buddy."

"It is pleasant and nice. It is your and my journey."

"Let us talk sweetly."

"Forget yourself in this."

[Gujrati Folk song]

[Gujrati Folk song]

[Gujrati Folk song]

[Gujrati Folk song]

Your plan is really commendable.

Don't youworry.

The Pakistan army will fully support you for Operation One Way.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Be alert about every movement. Look

Who is coming? Let's see.

Hey, stop. Stop. Stop.

Hello Sir, all good? - No.

Do you have any objection? - No.

Come on, show me your license

Show me the documents of the car.

Sir, what's the matter? Is this a special checking?

There is a high alert, okay?

Some terrorists have sneaked into the state.

And when the security of the country is at stake...

Joravar Singh Jadeja is not afraid of anyone's father

What? - Yes. Joravar Singh has no father.

Hey! - Is not afraid of anyone's father.

Yes. - Check these, sir.

Come on, open the car's boot

Sir, there's only luggage in the boot

Did I say there's a dead body?

Come on, open the boot

Just do as I say...

Open the boot. - Okay.

Open the boot.

Sir, there are just suitcases and nothing else - Show them to me

Bring it.

Here.

Look, sir, this contains only snacks

Pan cakes and mango pickle. You may take some if you want...

Is your name Arvind Divetia?

Yes, sir, I am Arvind Divetia.

But this car belongs to Harisingh Gohel the king of Vejalpur state.

You steal car?

No. sir, It's not like that, it's like er umm...

Your turn.

I.. umm Yes..this car does belong to King Harisingh of Vejalpur

He is his their... - Royal guard.

What? Royal Guard? - Yes, sir.

There is no longer a royal army, So now I'm just a guard.

And who is sitting in the rear seat?

She is my gran... - Her Majesty.

What? - His Majesty's wife.

She is the queen mother. Queen Roopmati Devi.

What are you saying? - Yes, sir.

Is she queen Roopmati? - Yes.

That's amazing. And who is that other lady?

She is the queen's maidservant. Maidservant Basmati.

Really? - Yes.

My grandfather belonged to his royal police force.

What are you saying? Really?

No wonder, your face looks familiar

Please get me introduced to the queen, I want to talk to her

Sir, are you crazy?

The queen is very hot-tempered. - Really?

If you wish I'll make you talk to his Royal Majesty - No I'll make you talk to him.

Let it be. Forget it. Do not disturb His Majesty.

That is why I am asking you to let us go.

No, no, let them go. Let them go.

Let them go. - Take this bag.

Drive carefully. - Let them go.

Glory to Vejalpur.

Sir, the documents. - Here are the documents.

Take the queen safely. - Yes, yes. You too.

Your Majesty...

Hey, let the queen's car pass.

Hey, guys, this is KD.

Well, I am on live on FB.

By the way, I am going with my family to Pindasar to meet my uncle Bhupat.

So here, met my granny. NRI granny Chandrika.

Say yo! - Yo!

She is my sweet mum.

Say cheese. - Cheese.

And this is my one and only father.

Smile... - Idiot, there can be only one father.

Smile.

You want me to smile while driving - What's you're problem in just giving a smile?

Ok fine! - Smile.

Arvind! Look Ahead!

You blind fellow. What you do? How do you do?

Mother-in-law, please don't shout. - Couldn't you see such a big bike?

It's all your fault. - Mine?

You couldn't wait to take a selfie?

Divetia, you have killed a living person

Granny, How can he kill a dead person?

Keep quiet. A car running at 35km/hr cannot kill someone.

Let me get down and check. - Okay.

I am sure he is dead. - Go and check

Khagya! - KD...

Oh, God.

He is dead only because of you. - Keep quiet.

Look! - Hey!

What is wrong with you! - I am asking you to look.

Khagya. - Kd...

Check the breathing.

Okay.

It's fine. - Idiot, Not yours.

Check whether he is breathing or not. - Yes.

Hello uncle, are you alive?

He is dead.

Mummy, They had shown a similar episode on 'Khabardar India'. (Be alert India)

In that episode a husband had...

...crushed his wife's lover under a car in this very manner.

Idiot, is this man you're lover?

Even if he is, how will the poor guy confess now?

My..my leg. My leg.

Yeah they are intact. - He is holding them. He is holding them.

Who is holding them? - Hey!

He is alive. He is alive. Look.

He is alive.

This is called eternal love. Ask him, ask him. How is he? Who is he?

Yes, yes, we should know, when the poor guy fell in love with me

Keep quiet.

Green. - What?

What? Green?

Green. - What? What is he saying?

He is mumbling green. - Green. Green. Green.

Mummy, your dress is green

Farooq. - What?

Farooq...

I think he asking you to take off the dress

Just shut up !!!

See.. you screamed and he fainted again

Oh, God. Khagiya. - KD. KD.

Check his pockets. See if there is a PAN card, Aadhar card...

...or a mobile that might reveal his identity

Is there anything? - There is. There is.

Oh, no. The mobile screen is broken.

No problem. I will get it repaired and use it.

Why will you use it? Give it to me. Read what is written on this paper

Looks like some hotel booking

Mr. Murugan. Belvedere Green. Nani Vavdi.

Mr. Murugan. - Yes.

He seems to be a Tamilian. - Yes.

What do you think, Daya?

Why Daya!!

Leave all that. First we should take him to a hospital.

Can you see a hospital anywhere around?

Look, we should take him directly to his hotel.

We might find his relatives there

We can't go anywhere because this car has broken down

Baby !!! Now how will go?

Divetia, you push this car till Pindasar.

We can go. We can go. We can go. Look over there.

Where?

Hey! - Listen!

Listen!

Divetia.

Come on.

Stop here.

Indu, take me down.

I am coming. I am coming.

Oh, mother.

This is very nice. Just like hotels abroad

Divetia. - Yes.

My whole body is aching.

What should I do? Shall I give you massage?

Shut up! Book a room in this hotel right away.

Tonight we will overstay here.

Here? - Yes.

Mummy, I am really famished. Let us eat something.

Okay. Book the room...

- ...or else I'll make you suffer. - Okay

She wants to book a room here... - Well, we reached.

Thank you very much.

I want to know if we could find a mechanic nearby.

Not now, but check in the neighbouring village in the morning.

Hear that. - Yes.

Okay, do me a favour.

We can't park the car here. Please park it under that tree over there.

Yes.

You are staying in such a fancy hotel but you drive a car like this?

What is it to you? Just do you're thing.

Dad. - Yes.

What should we do with this body?

Why are you calling it a (dead) body?

He is alive. Let's first find out about his room

...and then we will take him there, okay?

Come. - Let us go.

Manager, change the room.

Madam, what is the problem now?

He has a problem. Mental.

You have a mental problem.

Shut up. Nonsense.

He is under the illusion that someone is going to attack him.

Who? - Dawood.

Dawood Ibrahim's goons are following me.

He hears strange noises coming from our bathroom.

From the bathroom?

Yes. - Yes.

Hey. Make those sounds.

Enough.

Please change the room.

Sorry madam, I would have certainly changed your room

...but this resort is new.

All the rooms are not yet functional.

I will change it when there is a vacancy tomorrow.

You heard that?

There are no rooms available.

If we have to sleep in the car tonight

Grandma will surely teach you a lesson.

Calm down. I will do something.

Dawood! Dawood's goons!

Dawood's goons. - Shut up! Nonsense.

Sorry, sir. He has a mental problem.

We need a room. - Sorry, sir, no room is available.

But we have a booking.

Give me the paper.

Look at this. This is our booking.

Please fill up this form.

Fill up the form. You fill it up.

But the booking is in the name of one person only.

That's right.. it is booked under the family name. The whole family is here.

We are four persons. - Five, not four.

Yes, we are five persons.

In one room? - Yes.

Sir, we had a house in Khadiya.

You won't believe this but. We were 11 people living in one room.

And the height is, ...that after many years we realized ...

...that two of them were not even our family members.

Really? - Even then those two...

Ok. Can I see your ID, please? - ID...

It is in the car. - No problem.

I will send someone to your room to collect it.

Okay. - No problem. No problem.

The key. - Here is your key. Enjoy your stay, sir.

Okay. - Right sir.

What an idea! - Excuse me. Just a minute.

Yes? - Yes?

The name written in this form is Arvind Divetia...

...while the booking is in the name of Mr. Murugan.

You wrote just half my name when you booked online?

Let me explain.

My full name is Arvind Mani ratnam Uttappam Murugan Divetia.

What? - Yes.

You see, there is a bit of history behind my name.

History? - Yes. He will tell you. Your turn.

Pass. Your turn.

Why are you passing it on to him?

Actually it is like this. My name is Arvind.

My father's name is Mangaldas. And his father is Khushaldas.

And who is my grandmother?

Shashikala Mani ratnam Veerappan Murugan.

Maniratnam had two daughters. They...

Sir, sir, please. It's okay. It's okay. - Just a minute. Wait. What happened next?

He doesn't want to know further then why you.. - It's okay sir.

I will send your luggage to your room. - Okay.

Sir, agent Priya reporting. Murugan has checked in.

Hey, Mr. Noodle? - Yes, ma'am?

This big sandwich. Put lots of cheese.

Put double butter and bring it. Mouse is running in my stomach.

What?

My stomach is grumbling. Bring it fast. - Come on. Hurry up.

It will be very tasty.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome.

Today we shall have the Persang Karaoke competition.

Whoever wishes to participate, May raise their hand

Baby, hands up. - Huh.

Raise your hand. It will be fun!

Let's go, hurry.

This is our room.

Open it, quick - Okay

Idiot.

Oh wow!! The bathroom is huge

It is bigger than your bedroom.

I suggest we should sell our house and shift here.

If Nagada let's us keep the house, then we'll be able to sell it.

Tell me one thing, how did you get this wheelchair?

Luck.

It was just lying downstairs.

Hey, who stole the wheelchair?

Dawood. Dawood's people. They are after me.

Rubbish!! Why would Dawood's men come to steal a wheelchair?

Nonsense.

What I'm saying is.. - Yes?

Let us make this poor guy rest in a comfortable spot.

Then we will leave this place early in the morning. - Okay

Till then, do something, so he doesn't wake up.

What should I do? - What...

Sing a lullaby for all I care.

Okay, let me try.

"Don't wake up, my dear, don't wake up."

"Don't wake up, my dear, don't wake up."

What are you doing?

Are you singing an African lullaby? He will get up in an instant.

Who could it be?

I'll know if I open the door!

First ask. - Okay. Who's there?

Speak at a level that can be heard.

Who's there? - Priya

Priya !! wow ! it's a girl.

You fool, open the door But first let's hide this guy

No wait.. oh God, we are in trouble Let me hide him...

Mr. Murugan.

Mr. Murugan?

Yes, Murugan.

Hello, sir. Glad to meet you. - Yeah.

I am extra glad to meet you.

Sorry, sir, I was told that you will be coming alone.

Who is this boy?

No, no, I am not a boy! - What?

I mean he is my son. Khagesh.

KD. - Son?

KD. Call me KD.

And he is my dad. AD. Arvind Divetia.

Arvind Divetia?

Are you Mr. Divetia or Mr. Murugan?

Aiyyo, 100% Murugan.

I think there is some confusion.

No. We have no confusion.

But I do. Sir, I need your ID.

ID is in the bags, we had informed the receptionist...

Sir, I mean I want your fingerprint.

On this. Right now.

Should I give it? - No.

Only Mr. Murugan's fingerprint.

On this? - Yes.

Wait. I'll check.

Yeah.

Hey, what is this?

Whose bags are these?

All ours.

Your...

Here is Murugan's fingerprint.

I'm so sorry, sir. For a couple of minutes, I doubted you.

Now you don't doubt us, right?

No, sir. Sir, I'll just check Your room for security reasons.

This hotel's security is very vigorous

Forget the security. The staff is even better

Come here.

Khagya. - KD.

Keep an eye on this girl.

You don't have to tell me twice? I have my eyes on her already.

You.. - Priya, I will come and help you.

Hey. - Huh? Oh!

Who are you?

Pappa ! Pappa ! - Oh, my God.

What happened? - What happened, sir?

What happened? - Sir.

The flower vase fell on my foot. - Which one?

It fell on one of the two feet.

Are you okay, sir? - Yes, yes, okay.

Sir, if you don't mind, I think we should go now.

Yes, let's go - Go what? where?

Where do we have to go? - For the meeting, sir.

You know how crucial this meeting is.

See, I am injured right now

We will go for the meeting tomorrow or day after, okay?

I can understand but if we don't go now...

...they will slip through our fingers.

Who will slip?

We are ready to go wherever you want us to

Lets go. - You too?

Yes. I accompany my dad everywhere, except to the bathroom

Come on. Let us go Mr. Murugan - Why are you insisting on going?

Come on priya.

Sir, Shahrukh speaking.

Sir I swear on you, for Lashkar-E-Jihad ...

...we can sacrifice your life.

What?

I mean for the sake of Lashkar-E-Jihad...

...we can sacrifice our life.

Nice save.

And sir, we know that we have made numerous mistakes.

We have made only 3 mistakes. I have kept an account.

We also know that if we make any mistake this time...

...a contract killer will come to kill us just like it happened to Afzal.

Who? The famous contractor the killer?

Keep your mouth shut.

Why should I keep my mouth shut?

I too want to talk to our commander. - Are you going to argue with me?

Then what should I do? - 'You always blame me...

Hey, listen to me. Both of you shut up.

You shut up

Hey, mind your tongue

Sorry, sir.

'What is Murugan's status?'

Sir, we are waiting for him. He will be arriving any moment.

And don't you worry. We will finish you're every job.

Yes, sir, we will finish you off.

Goodbye.

Sir, Pardon my asking, but why have you chosen...

...these ignorant morons for such an important mission?

Yunus...

These two are just pawns for us. To fool the Indian intelligence

It will make no difference to us even if they are caught.

Because they do not know me...

...nor do they know much about our plan.

Murugan sir. - Yes.

Both of them are in room number 201. - Okay.

And they are waiting for you.

Really? - Yes sir.

And I want to see how you handle these two.

I'm really excited, sir. - Okay.

I suggest you too should accompany us.

It will be more exciting.

I'm sorry I can't.

Sir. - Yes.

Wear this.

Wow, it's very nice.

What is this?

Sir, it is important for this meeting.

All the best, sir.

Thank you.

"O Mother Goddess, be merciful towards us."

And she was Mrs. Virani.

Now it is the turn of Chandrikaben and Induben.

Come, come. Let's sing. - It'll be fun.

I say. - Yes?

I too want to sing a love song.

Sit down.

This is it. This is it. 201.

Wait. We will be forced to go to 108. - 201...

Hey, what are you doing?

What do you want?

We had to come to say.. 'Together with all, development for all'.

Let us go. - But...

Who are you?

Have you met Murugan? - No.

Then we are Murugan.

Masha Allah (Praise the Lord), we were waiting for you.

Farooq, both Murugan have come.

Come in. Come in.

Come.

One name but two men.

Oh, this reminds me of the dialogue from Sholay.

One bullet and 3 men.

It is a great injustice.

Quiet! - He is saying to keep quiet.

My God. He speaks exactly like Shatrughan Sinha.

Quiet!

By the way do you have Sonakshi?

Please keep quiet

Look, I am Murugan. This is my son.

I mean he is papa Murugan. I am son Murugan.

Masha Allah (Praise the Lord) Masha Allah (Praise the Lord)

No, no, not Massa (Uncle) - Papa.

Yes, uncle lives in Bhavnagar.

I mean to say that its great...

...that you keep your son with you on a mission.

I do it for safety.

Our father never kept us with him

He didn't even keep our mother with him

Oh, for us Gujaratis it is a custom

The missus, doesn't let the husband be

Missus means?

Means the one, who attacks the husband without provocation. Missus

Wife. Wife.

Oh Begum.

The Missus is extremely dangerous, even where we come from.

There can be 4 as well. - There can be 4 ?

Which area is that? Can I try?

Come. Let us talk about the job. - Yes.

What are you doing? - Come.

Look.

What is this? - What you had, asked for.

Have a look. - Have a look.

Okay.

3 crores (30 million)

3 crores! - This is just the advance.

The remaining 7 crores, after the job gets done.

7 crores!!

But (Magar) the job should be done as promised.

'Magar' you mean we have to catch a Magar (crocodile)

He means to say that the job should be done as promised.

Consider it as done. - Just a minute.

Tell me one thing. - What?

If you are Murugan, how can you be Gujarati?

Brother Farooq, for the first time you have said something intelligent. Nice.

This Murugan is really troubling us

I mean everybody asks me the same question.

The thing is...

Your turn. - Me?

We..we are Gujarati Murugan.

What do you mean?

I mean... - Your turn.

You see, there is a very long love story behind my name.

So lets forget it. - Yes.

Love story! We are very fond of love stories.

Let's hear it

Do you want to hear it?

Ok if you insist on going down that path, then listen.

Now the story behind this is...

Magaldas was my father's name

His father's name was... Khushaldas...

Is Khushaldas okay for you? - Yes we have no objection.

It so happened that Khushaldas went to Vishkhapatnam...

...to expand his business.

Right? Where did he go? - Vishakhapatnam.

Very good. There he met Shashikala Mani ratnam Murugan.

Now my Grandfather and Shahikala... That happened between them.

You understood right?

My grandfather was of 'that' type.

So that happened between them...

So Shashikala said that since that has happened...

Let us do that as well

Did you understand?

What happened? - That 'that' happened

Psst, that never happened

You haven't understood what 'that' happened. - Yes

What do you mean 'that' happened?

How can you say something like that about my grandfather?

No, no, I will tell you.

Actually, 'that' happened

Yes. - Correct.

You understood perfectly. He is following properly.

This one doesn't pay attention. - What you...

So that is what happened

I mean love happened between them.

Do you people fall in love?

Love happened between the two...

...so they decided 'lets get married'

But then Venkatesh, was against it.

You figured it out right? He was Shashikala's stepbrother.

You are following me? Who fell in love?

Vishakhapatnam. - Oh, God.

Just throw him out.

Vishakhapatnam is the name of a place. How can place fall in love?

I apologize on his behalf.

My grandfather's name was Adidas. - Khushaldas.

You don't add you're two cents.

I think you'll are confused.

Let me explain this in another way

Pass that here.

Now pay close attention. - Okay.

I won't keep repeating myself. - Okay.

Now assume this pomegranate is my grandfather...

...and this orange is my grandmother. Okay?

These two fell in love. They decided to get married.

Now who is the main villain here?

Sapota.

Tell me who is Sapota?

Their daughter. - What daughter, daughter?

You want a daughter before marriage?

You will spoil my family's name.

He is an idiot.

Sapota means brother. The stepbrother.

What name did we give him? - Venkatesh.

See, he is listening carefully. Thanks.

So Venkatesh objected to their marriage...

...but everybody said Now that love has blossomed

They must get married.

So these are Shashikala's 4 uncles.

They came and blessed them.

And these grapes they were her aunts.

They told Shahikala, you get married and live happily ever after with Khusaldas.

Then my grandfather said...

...'Shashi, if you want to continue using your surname..'

'..you can do so.'

That is how we became Murugan.

They got married.

If you want to give a wedding gift, now is the time.

No, no. - No, no.

You're story is very interesting.

I'm glad you believed it. But what do we have to do?

For you'll it's a very simple job.

You just have to bring Malaika to us.

Malaika?

From where do we have to bring her?

Our boss will tell us the location tonight.

Brother Farooq, let us take a selfie on this note. - Of course.

Yes, yes, come. - Come.

Come.

See, we sent it to our boss also

Now tell us when do we have to do the job?

Tomorrow morning.

Tomorrow?

Oh shit, you made a blunder...

Tomorrow we have to go to Pindasar Civil Hospital with my wife and mother-in-law.

Since Dad is busy tomorrow I'll go by myself to meet Malaika

No, that is not necessary.

What I'll do is drop those two first...

Then the two of us will go to get Malaika.

Wonderful. Both of you are daredevils.

Wow you called us daredevils.

Well, bros, by the way who is this Malaika?

A gift. A wonderful gift.

For India. From Lashkar-E-Jihad.

Lashkar-E-Ji...

Lashkar-E-Jihad?

Terrorist group?

Yes. Now no one can stop Mission One Way

Mission One Way?

Well Ok, mister, now we will pass away.

Okay, okay.

I mean we will take the bypass - Okay, okay. What?

I mean, let's not pass time, we will take you're leave.

I am starting to feel sleepy. - Me too, all of a sudden, sleepy.

Okay, we are leaving. Ok come.

What happened?

Advance.

The rest of it after the job gets done.

Well, since you insist we will keep it.

Okay, bye. - Bye.

Come. Let's go.

We are in big trouble, Khagiya.

KD. - Shut up.

Shahrukh - Farooq are terrorists.

Yes, and Murugan is working for these terrorists.

And you're Priya is working for Murugan...

...and you thought she was honorable.

No, No, Pappa. - Shut up

Pappa, Listen, listen, please listen to me.

The poor girl might be under some compulsion.

Nonsense compulsion? Now we are caught up in this mess.

I have got an idea. - Tell me quickly.

I will take grandmom and mummy to Bhupat uncle.

Okay - And you handle these people

What do you mean by I should handle these people?

There is only one way out now

We'll hire a taxi and get the hell out of here

Come - Hey, wait , wait, hold on a minute

Listen. What about this bag?

It belongs to us now.

This is what is meant by, There is no limit to God's benevolence.

Now let's get out of here. Run

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

It was fun. - Oh, my God.

There they are.

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"My stole.."

"My stole.."

"I can't control; I can't bear it."

"I can't control; I can't bear it."

"I can't tell anybody."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"Without feeling shame."

"It is fluttering freely."

"So coquettish..so charming."

"Somebody, please stop her by holding hand."

"It is flying. It is flying. As if lightning is flashing."

"It is glittering and flying. As if.."

You hadn't danced so much even during our wedding

How can you dance on a tragic occasion?

Sit here.

"Your face is smiling. Your youthfulness is alluring."

"Your face is smiling. Your youthfulness is alluring."

"My heart is going crazy."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

"My stole flies away when I drape it."

Behind us.

Mummy, see that Tamilian has woken up

And the 3 of them are dancing together.

"Oh, my body is like sandal."

"It is fragrant. It is fragrant."

"View the beauty from far away. Do not touch."

"View the beauty from far away. Do not touch."

"It will disappear if you touch."

We are saved. We are saved.

We are saved.

Who is it?

Don't move I will shoot you. - No, sir, don't shoot, please.

Do you know what sort of a blunder you have committed?

Yes, yes. I am about 95% aware

Your turn.

And the remaining 5% also is his fault.

Shoot him if you wish, but let me go. - No. we'll die...

Listen, Mr. Murugan, we took pity on you and brought you here...

...is this the way to repay our kindness?

I won't spare you.

Hands up.

Wow. She is amazing.

Put that gun down, Priya Rajguru.

How do you know my name?

Who are you?

My name is Murugan.

I'm your senior.

You're lying.

He is Murugan and I have verified his digital ID.

How can it be possible?

Er.. Dad had used you're fingerprint to verify

Keep quiet.

Priya, I'm Vikrant Waghmare.

You can call up Rizwan Sir and confirm my ID if you want to

Sir, you may talk to Rizwan or Bhagwan (God)...

...but please let us go.

Let us go. - Stop.

Priya. - Sir.

I think these guys are double agents

Yes, sir, that's true. We are agents.

I mean we are estate agents. - Yes.

Give them our business card.

I don't have the card on me - Idiot, you never carry the card.

How will we ever expand our business like this? - But...

Sir, I will tell you. There is a 2 Bedroom scheme at Ghatlodia.

30% advance payment and the rest... - Shut up!

Pappa, stop fooling around and tell him the truth.

Okay. Listen, Mr. Sankrant... - Vikrant.

Sorry, Mr. Vikrant.

I will tell you everything truthfully.

Sir, we didn't know that such huge problem would be created ...

...by just using the name Murugan for one night.

You idiots. The entire mission has failed because of you

Whose admission, sir?

Not admission, mission.

Mr. Divetia, we are working for India's topmost secret agency...

...RAW, Research and Analysis Wing's special branch.

Really? - Yes.

Priya, I will have to call up headquarters right now...

...and abort this mission immediately.

Ok then we'll take you're leave. Come. - Sit Down!

Put the moneybag down.

No, sir, we can't do that.

Murugan was the only link to get to Lashkar-E-Jihad.

I know, sir, but these two met Farooq and Shahrukh as Murugan.

Yes. We also took a selfie. - Shut up!

Sir, the terrorists trust these two.

So let these two do the job which you were supposed to do as Murugan

What?

Are you out of your mind?

You think these jokers can do my job?

Sir, once these two find out their plan then we can take over.

Look, sister, till date None of our plans have succeeded.

If you wish we will go and apologize to the terrorists.

We'll ask for forgiveness

Sir, instead of letting the entire mission fail...

...it will be better that we take this chance.

We have no other option.

If we look at it from a different perspective,

We could make this change in plans work to our advantage.

Sir, if you want to extract information, then send my mother-in-law

I can't even get my wife to confide in me.

...how will I get the terrorists to...

You don't have a choice

If you don't agree, I can get you arrested. - What?

This is a matter of our country's security

...and we don't have much time.

And mind you...

...do not breath a word about this mission to anyone

No. - Neither to your wife nor to your girlfriend...

I don't have a girlfriend...

...but I might find one if I do this mission.

Consider this as an opportunity to serve your country

Priya, I am ready to do this mission for you, I mean for our country.

Yes, we are ready.

All right.

So from today, from this very moment you are...

...Spies for the topmost secret agency of our country.

All the best.

Khagiya, this time we're really trapped.

Don't worry, when the world sees us in action, they will be stunned! - Stunned...

"Gujjubhai is swinging."

Hey, guys and dear girls, this is KD.

Well, for a few days I won't be able to meet you...

...because I will be going on a secret mission.

Because I have licence to kill.

Till then you have licence to chill.

So, keep watching and keep missing KD's Kitli.

Hey, idiot, close your Kitli and quickly pack you're clothes.

We have to leave immediately.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

The secret mission must not be delayed. Yes.

Forget the secret mission.

Right now our mission is to secretly escape from here.

Undrstood? - No Dad. Dad.

I want to become a spy. A spy!

Nonsese, you want to become a spy! First become a man!

Once we meet Bhupat uncle, he signs the will and we get some money...

...we will be free from Nagda's harassment.

Hey, Arvind Divetiya, come out!

You cannot sit at home after grabbing my money!

Come out or else I will break your gate. Come out!

Break it.

Break it, I will enjoy it. Break it.

Isn't Arvind Divetiya at home?

Forget him. - What?

Sister-in-law is also not at home.

I feel so lonely.

Do you know where they have gone?

Sister-in-law had said something. What was it?

What? What?

Give me your phone for a minute. - Why?

Sir, I will show you the address.

Yes. Yes. - Hold this.

Oh, my. You also use tinder.

Did you get any match, huh?

Hey. - Forget it. Forget it.

This is Khagiya's latest update.

He is going towards the Civil Hospital in Pindasar town.

Pindasar.

Are the bags ready? - Yes.

Mother and daughter, also ready?

Then let's go.

Divetiya, my blue colour bag is missing. Find that first.

Mother-in-law, we will buy a new bag. Let's leave.

Rubbish, we'll buy a new bag!

It had Bhupat's will. - What?

O Goddess Mother, everything is going wrong.

I had kept the bottle of mango pickle and the packet of bread, in the bag.

Bhupat uncle enjoys My handmade mango pickle.

I grated so many mangoes, I have lashes on my hands.

Bhupat uncle will keep asking for pickle, pickle! And what will I give him?

Who will be eating that pickle?

Where will that bag be? Mom, who will be eating the pickle?

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

I think the bag must have been sent to someone else's room.

Let us talk to the manager. He will find it. - Yes, yes.

But where is Khagiya?

Dad, Dad, I have taken brush, soap, shampoo...

...moisturizer, conditioner from the bathroom.

Quickly take the packets of tea and sugar.

If we wait to take the sugar and tea packets. We will be cut into little packets

Let us leave quickly. Come on pick up the bags.

Come on. Is this bag or something else.

Good morning, Mr. Divetiya. Where are you going?

Jogging.

Every morning our whole family goes for jogging.

You can also join. You are also like family.

You are not thinking about vacating the hotel, are you?

No, no, absolutely not.

What no no. Since a long time he's been telling us to leave.

Sister, we can't find my blue colour doremon bag.

Please find it.

Our manager Mr. Waghmare will find it.

Sir, will you please come with me?

I don't want to come. - Why not!

Go. Go. - But I don't want to...

Ok fine! - Go. Go.

My blue colour bag! - My bottle of mango pickle!

Sir, there is a small change in the plan.

An unexpected situation has come up but I am handling it, sir.

No, sir, there will be no compromise in the mission.

In fact, whatever will happen will benefit us, sir.

Waghmare sir.

Welcome Mr. Divetiya.

You were getting ready to escape with your family.

No, no, sir.

We have some domestic work.

What?

Domestic.

Oh, domestic. Domestic. Family. Family.

Yes. Listen, brother spy, sister spy, your plan is very strong...

...but we are weak.

No, let me speak.

It is the question of our country's security. Don't take such risk.

Otherwise what will happen is...

We will fall from the frying pan Straight into the fire.

Careful, dad.

Mr. Divetiya, now you cannot leave this mission, okay?

Your photos with Farooq and Shahrukh must have reached...

...the commander of Lasjkar-E-Jihad.

So from now on, for them, you are informer Murugan. okay?

Yes.

But before you go on this mission. We will give you some gadgets.

Wow! Like James Bond?

These are wireless headphones. Wear it.

Dad, wear it

With the help of these we will be able to keep in constant touch.

Priya, I can hear your sweet-sweet voice.

If she is standing right next to you Obviously you can hear her. Fool!

I couldn't hear that.

In case of an emergency you have to alert us With our code word.

And the code word is Zigma Oxford Zapata.

What? - Zigma...

This is very difficult. Keep something easy.

Yeah, let's keep Khichdi Kadhi Lasaniya Batata (Curry, Rice, Garlic Potatoes).

Super.

Sir when it comes to food... - Shut up!

Shut up, okay?

Look at this.

This is a smoke bomb.

This? - Yes.

When you get surrounded by enemies, twist it...

...and throw it! So the smoke bomb will explode...

Creating a cloud of smoke around you.

Which will give you an opportunity, to escape the enemy.

Oh we can escape?

Then let's try it out right now! - Shut up.

If you want to give me some Information, then my secure line is...

9797255075.

972..what?

Just a minute. Wait, I will write it down.

- Oh my God! No! - No Don't! Don't! Idiot!

What? - Do you know what this is?

Pen. - This is not a pen.

This is a detonator.

De..de... - This?

If you click it twice a radio bomb will be activated...

...and clicking it thrice will deactivate it.

Look at this wristwatch.

This is a special wristwatch which has a GPS tracker.

It will give us the information about your location.

Oh. May I see it? - Yes.

There are two types of buttons on it.

If you press the top button, a dart will be released, which,

When it hits the enemy, It will make him unconscious.

Oh. And the lower one?

Pressing the lower button will release another dart...

...which has the chemical adrenalin in it.

...but this is to be used on your own self.

On ourselves? - Yes.

At that time, using this dart will Give you tremendous strength...

...and you will be able to face the enemy.

Actually sir, we won't need to use it.

You have given us your phone number.

We will immediately give you a call.

But do pick up! - What?

No, because no one usually picks up the phone.. In government departments.

What happened?

Nothing. By mistake I pressed the other button.

God dammit! - Oh God!

Such an idiot. - It's okay.

What to do with him? - I'm fine. I'm fine.

I am just feeling a little warm all over.

Khagesh.. - KD!

Call me KD!

I am feeling like Superman!

But you sound like a Doberman!

I will drink your blood, you dog!

Shut up, you rascal. You are calling you're father a dog! I'll slap

Sir, please do something.

I can't do anything till the chemical wears off

Look at him.

He's become a hen!

You're hands, You're hands... Thakur, give me you're hands.

Holi..When is Holi? When is Holi?

I don't know.

Gabbar Singh, I am coming!

I am coming! Gabbar Sing!

When is Holi? When is Holi?

Mr. Waghmare, you are giving us all these things...

...and sending us as agents...

...but what do I tell my wife and mother-in-law?

Both of them are more dangerous than terrorists.

And yeah! Right now I have to go get my mother-in-law's bag.

Don't you worry about that.

We have already informed the Highway police.

They will bring the bag. - But I don't have my car.

That has also been repaired, Mr. Divetia.

Now stop making excuses and listen carefully to the plan.

In half an hour you will meet Farooq and Shahrukh.

Get the location and password.

The password is...

We made a mountain from a molehill For Malaika we are waiting still.

You will reach the location Pick Malaika up

You will take your mother-in-law's bag and will hand over Malaika to us.

Then you go you're way And we, our way. Ok!

I have to take my wife and mother-in-law to Pindasar Civil Hospital.

Bhupat's uncle's condition is very serious.

I mean... - Okay, okay. Let's do this.

In half an hour you will meet Farooq and Shahrukh.

Get the location and password.

The password is...

We made a mountain from a molehill For Malaika we are waiting still.

Drop the women at the hospital. You will reach the location

Pick Malaika up.

You will take your mother-in-law's bag and will hand over Malaika to us.

Then you go you're way And we, our way. Right!

Do not utter another word.

Malaika.

Hey James Bond, There isn't even a dog here.

Where is your Mrudula?

Malaika, not Mrudula. - Yeah.

You stopped on the way for snacks, That's why we are late.

How long will the poor girl wait in the sun?

She must have left.

Yeah? So we'll also leave. Come on. - What...

Don't move.

This is the location. Look all around.

Hey dad, look over there. Over there.

Where? - The trees are running.

See, see that tree just ran. Let's go. Let's go.

Dad, hurry up. Why are you walking behind?

Wait let me tie this, can't you feel the heat. - Come.

They will shoot us. - No, no, they won't.

Long live Lashkar-E-Jihad!

Long live Jihad! Long live Jihad!

Tell them the code word.

Munni got a bad name because of you.

What have you brought for us two?

- Dad, what are you saying? - Why?

It's not Munni, it's Malaika.

We made a mountain from a molehill For Malaika we are waiting still.

Al Pahad Val Malaika.

What?

These people only understand When you say Al and Val

Oh, yes.

It's them.

We made a mountain from a molehill Malaika we will bring.

Gaznabi, hand over Malaika to them.

Where?

Hey, what's this?

This is Malaika. - What?

Malaika is a bag?

Yes, and the bag contains a time bomb. - Bomb?

You mean time bomb?

You mean an explosive bomb?

You mean Al time Val bomb?

And the bag's combination code is with Farooq.

Deliver this bag to him as soon as possible.

Your time starts now.

Just a minute. Just a minute. Just a minute. Time please.

Time please. Time please.

Al Uncle, please unlock this. Please unlock it.

What's going on? What is going on over there?

Hello, Khichdi Kadhi Batata! Khichdi Kadhi Batata! (Curry, Rice, Potatoes)

You are hungry right now?

Dad, emergency. Khichdi Kadhi Batata!

Oh Yes. Lasaniya Batata! (Garlic Potatoes) - Yes, Lasaniya Batata!

Don't waste time. Leave quickly with the bag.

Kal Qaida. Khuda Hafoos. Hail Mother Goddess.

Dad, let us go. - Bye.

Who pressed the trigger? Who pressed the trigger?

It wasn't us.

'Throw down your weapons!'

'This is the Indian army!'

Indian army! - Indian army!

We have received information about a terrorist activity here.

Surrender yourself! - Never! We are not afraid of death!

We will be blessed when we kill you!

Soldiers, take your position.

Dad, do something.

That's it. We've fallen from the frying pan.

Now we're in the fire. - Stop saying proverbs right now!

I can't breathe right now.

Very good. - What?

Take out that pump. - Pump!!

Fire!

Drive, Drive, Drive!

Wait, I'm doing that!

He's firing. - He's firing from backside.

Dad, drive faster. Drive faster.

Nonsense, drive fast! This is full speed.

Yes. Yes. No. I will give it to him.

Who is it? Waghmare?

Mom. - What?

Waghmare's Mom is calling us?

Our mother. - Tell her it's a wrong number.

Dad is saying you've dialed a wrong number.

Keep quiet, you idiot. Give it to me. Give.

Hello. - I will squeeze You're neck through the phone.

What shady things are you up to now?

Before pouncing just hear me out.

Ok fine, I'm listening, tell me

Where are you? What are you doing?

Do you have any sense of responsibility or not?

At least while listening, keep you're mouth shut.

No I won't. First tell me where you are.

I myself don't know. - Don't talk in riddles

Did you find mom's bag or not?

Mr. Arvind. Mr. Arvind. - Yes. Yes.

Stop saying yes, yes.

Have you been hit by a bullet?

Just brushed past me. - Who brushed past you?

Who are you roaming around with?

You control. - What control? Where is Malaika?

Malaika is on our lap.

On you're lap?

You have a girl on you're lap?

No. I don't have a girl. I don't have a girl.

What can I do if you don't have a girl?

Great, you keep flirting

Meanwhile here? Uncle's (Naadi) pulse has become weak

If the Naadi (Pulse) has become weak then tighten it.

Whose Naadi (Belt) has weakened? What is to be tightened?

You keep quiet. Take his thumbprint on a blank paper.

What are you saying? - Mr. Arvind, what is going on?

I don't know myself.

I will deal with you when you come here.

Mr. Divetia, meet me on the highway.

I am reaching there right now. - Okay.

What?

Oh, God. Now we won't survive.

Brother Shahrukh, what happened?

The Indian army has fired flower pots on our people.

I mean they have fired gun shots

And the father and son have run away with Malika's bag.

Oh, God. The boss had given us this last chance.

Now our death is certain. - Contractor the killer!

Brother Shahrukh, If we can still find the bag

We can save ourselves.

Murugan will definitely have gone to meet his wife and mother-in-law.

But where? - Yes, He had told us yesterday.

Civil Hospital. Pindasar. - Yes. Let's go.

Waghmare sir, Shahrukh and Farooq are going...

...to the Civil Hospital in Pindasar to get Malaisha. I will follow them.

Yes, sir. I'll see you there.

It died. The car died.

Do something or else we will die.

What do I do?

Let me get someone's help. Get down.

Hey! Help push the car...

It's him - Oh, God. He looks angry

This is a disaster! What have you done?

You didn't do anything. What about that? - Yes.

How much I kept shouting.

Khichdi Kadhi Batata! (Curry, Rice, Potatoes) Khichdi Kadhi Batata!

Lasaniya Batata! (Garlic Potatoes)

Yeah, that. - Shut up!

Now the army is involved. The entire mission is in harm

Forget about the mission. My son is in the farm. - Yes.

Dad not in farm, in harm!

Wagh uncle, only Farooq can open this bag.

Otherwise I will die.

I'm not even married yet.

Son, if you get married, You will face death everyday.

Sir, are you married?

Keep quiet or else I'll shoot you!

Dad, tell him to put the gun away. - Glory to king Harisingh.

Glory to king Harisingh.

Glory to king Harisingh.

Police?

Listen. Listen. If the police gets even a hint of our mission...

No, no, we won't tell them.

Glory to king Harisingh.

Good thing I found you here Royal Guard sir.

Royal Guard?

As soon as I received the call from the control room...

I left for here lightning quick.

Here, I have brought the queen's bag.

Queen?

But who is this man?

He is the king's cook.

I am a cook?

The poor guy is forgetful. - Oh?

Good thing you brought the bag. - Yes, yes.

We will take it to the queen right away. - Yes.

Come, quickly. - Just a minute. Just a minute.

Why is he hand cuffed to this bag?

There is no need for you to know that.

Keep quiet, you moron.

When important people are talking the help should not interfere.

Foolish servant!

The thing is, the bag has some important documents for the king.

And we have to get them to the queen right away.

At the hotel. - Not to the hotel.

We have to go to the hospital.

The brothers to whom this bag has to be delivered, Are reaching the hospital

Try to understand. - You mean Farooq - Shahrukh?

Who are these Farooq - Shahrukh?

Your turn.

I don't know.

You seem to be under a lot of stress. - Yes, we are.

We have to reach there immediately and this car has broken down.

Don't worry. Get in the jeep. I will take you to the hospital. Come.

Yes, yes, let us go.

Hey, you. This is a jeep and not a bullock cart, moron.

Take a local bus, stupid cook!

Let us go. - It's alright.

Come. - Bye.

Brother Farooq. - Yes?

In such a big place, how will we find the hospital?

I mean how will we find the mother and daughter?

What if they disappear once they recognize us?

Well?

Shahrukh. - What?

An idea has just come to my mind.

Yes.

Let us go.

Have you seen this family?

Yes, I think they came this morning.

Is she your wife? - Yes.

Let me see.

This one or the other one? - Both.

Idiot, tell me straightaway where they are.

Turn right from the ICU and then go left.

Brother Farooq. - Yes.

Based on what the nurse told us

That's Murugan's wife and her mother.

Let's go. - Come.

Doctor. Doctor. - We have an emergency.

Doctor, I too have an emergency.

This lunatic..I mean, please treat him.

He's lost his mind. Mad. Mad.

He says that a young man attacked him.

Dawood's man. He was Dawood's man.

You know brother Dawood!

Thakur, give me you're hands. Give me you're hands.

When is Holi? When is Holi?

Ask the compounder, when is holi.

Doctor. Doctor. - When is Holi?

Doctor.

Dear Lord, Dear Lord.

Please keep quiet for some time. - Let me handle.

Doctor, doctor, how is my brother Bhupat's health?

He is very serious. - Oh, my God. What is wrong?

His fracture has got a kidney. - What?

No, what he means to say is that his Kidney has a fracture.

Yes, nice save. - Oh, Mother!

There is a fracture in the kidney?

No, no, it can't be.

Say you're lying, you're lying. - Indu, Indu.

Doctor, please transport my brother Bhupat's kidney.

Will do. Will do. But uncle is asking where the bag is.

Where is it?

But what has the bag to do with the treatment?

What has it got to do wit it?

Look, it is the latest therapy called...

Leukemia therapy of the intestine Palestine.

Where did you learn that?

Still, doctor, you can't have the bag. - What?

My husband has lost the bag.

Madam, what are you saying? - Oh, my God!.

Look, doctor, do any other Treatment that does not require the bag...

...but just forget about the bag.

We will die.

What is happening to the doctor?

Assume he's having an attack - Attack?

Doctor?

Hey, mister, get up. - What?

Let the doctor lie down.

Careful. Careful. - Okay. Lie down.

Take a deep breath.

Say something.

Contractor the killer.

Give me the bag. - Yes, sir, take the bag.

Give it. give it.

Dad. Dad, this bag. - Don't you worry.

Everything will be fine.

We will have to quickly find those two.

Whom do you want to find? Tell me. Jadeja is not afraid of anyone's father.

Sir, relax. Now you can leave.

Not possible! Jadeja cannot leave without Paying respect to the queen.

Didn't he tell you to leave? - Hey, I will smack you, you moron.

Sir please don't hit him. He been the king's cook since a long time

He's been eating his curry since... - Dad!

Oh I forgot.

Dear Cook, please protect my son. Go.

Come on. - Go fast.

Look, aunty, it is the question of the doctor's life.

At least tell us now where the father and son are?

Where is the bag?

Didn't I tell you that in his greed for 10 crores...

...my son-in-law has hidden that bag?

What? Hidden it?

We gave them 3 crores in advance.

The remaining 7 crores after the job is done.

7 crores.

Look, aunty, I give you a sacred oath.

God's oath. Please tell us where the bag is.

I have come to take the bag.

First settle my account.

Oh brother, you came all the way here?

Sister, who is he?

He is the contractor.

The assassin has come! The assassin

What's happening to him?

Make way. The doctor needs a pass by.

A bypass - Yeah that.

Hey. - Listen, doctor...

Where is Divetia?

He has cheated me and ruined me.

Mister, he has married her and ruined her.

It's true.

Ma'am, Mr. Bhupat is out of the ICU.

Oh! Say Hail Batuk Maharaj! - Hail!

Let's go. Let's go. - Just a minute.

What about my money?

What? What had I said?

You won't get a rupee until we check your work.

Mom, let us go.

What work is this crazy woman talking about?

Oh, Priya. Priya, I have been thinking about you since long.

Where are Farooq Shahrukh?

Sir, I checked all the wards. They are nowhere.

Damn it.

It's all over

Goodbye Priya, Now no one can save me.

I am going ahead. You check downstairs.

And I'll wait to go up.

All the best.

Priya, take care of yourself.

Don't worry, KD. I won't let anything happen to you.

I promise.

Uncle! Uncle. Uncle.

Oh, God, is he gone?

Just a little while back... - No, no. No.

Oh, God. Did you take his thumb impression? - Keep quiet!

Your Majesty. - Oh.

Your Majesty. Your Majesty. - Hey, let go of me.

Hey! Police! Police!

Your Majesty. I am the police. Tell me you're command.

Sir, they are not on the first floor.

'Don't give up, Priya. We have to find them.'

Okay, sir. I'll keep looking.

Brother Farooq, looks like we will have to run away to Dubai.

Stop, stop, stop. - What happened?

What happened, brother Farooq?

We made a mountain out of a molehill, we have found Malaika.

Now there is no need for Dubai to run. Let's go.

Oh Lord, Oh Lord, Oh Lord.

Hey, doctor, it will explode. It will explode.

It's us!

Oh, you'll are part time doctors as well? - Give this to us.

You will have to unlock it, uncuff it quickly. - Come inside.

Come on. Come. Come.

Your Majesty, come let's take a selfie.

He's damn...

Give a kiss. - Hey, you understand what you are saying?

Not like that, for the picture.

Idiot, it's called pouting. - Yes, do that.

Finished? - Yes.

Leave.

Oh, God. You scare me. Leave now.

Uncle. Uncle, please say something...

Uncle, what is happening?

What's happening?

He is taking his last breath. - No, no, uncle.

He is saying something. - I think he is hungry.

What do you want to eat? Falafel?

Live rice cakes? - Shut up!

He's saying if he won't stay alive, how will he...

Uncle, I won't let you go.

If you have to, take her along as well. - Keep quiet.

Oh, no.

What happened? - His Heartbeat has stopped.

Bhupat! - Uncle.

Bhupat! - Uncle.

Call the doctor quickly.

The doctor himself, has had an heart attack. - Oh, my God.

I will have to do something myself. - You?

Yes. I won't let uncle die without giving his signature.

Uncle! Uncle!

Arvind! - Uncle!

What are you doing?

My brother will die!

I am reviving him.

Don't say no.

You have to live. Get up.

What are you doing? - I have to get his signature. Signature.

Go out. Get out!

Careful. Careful. - It will explode. It will explode.

God, I am very thankful to you.

Son Murugan, the mission is completed.

God may delay but never does injustice.

Hey, say all this later. Please unlock this first.

The time bomb has gone into overtime. Please.

Doctors, maintain silence. The patients are resting.

Sorry. - Sorry, sister.

Unlock this.

What's the combination?

Brother, didn't you know it?

You'll are never paying attention.

Don't do this, please.

Don't sink the boat when it's so close to the shore.

If that happens, two lives will be lost at the same time, okay?

That's it. One seven two two.

1722? - Yes.

1722...

Play Sudoku later and open this first. - Yes, yes. Let me see.

The bag with money? - 1722...

Give it. - It will explode. It will explode.

You cheat your partner and bribe the doctor.

This is our bag. Give it to us.

Yes, this is your bag but the cash in it is mine.

Nagda uncle, there is no cash. There is a bomb in it.

Really? It contains a bomb?

Yes, there is a bomb in it. - Everybody will die.

Hey, aunty! Hey, uncle!

Sister! Doctor!

This bag contains a bomb!

Everybody will die when the bomb explodes!

Run.. Run.

Hey, uncle! Bomb!

Nagada uncle has gone mad!

Hey! Come on.

Selfie with the queen.

Run! Run! There is a bomb! There is a bomb!

Uncle, what happened? - There is a bomb.

There is a bomb. Keep away. Everybody keep away.

Before this fatso, triggers the bomb I will catch him.

Jadeja is not afraid of anyone's father.

Keep this bag and let us go. - Yes.

Otherwise there will be no bag and no Nagada.

Give me the bag. - Leave me.. Leave me...

You come with me.

Sir, let me go. Don't catch me. Catch him. I...

Brother Farooq, the phone is ringing.

Pick it up. Pick it up.

Hey, the bomb could be in the phone!

Pick up the phone. - Yes, pick up.

Pick it up! - Fine I'll answer it.

If he shoots me only I will die.

If I pick up the phone all of us will die. Okay.

No, no, don't.

Hello. Hello.

What hello? I am vibrating.

Who is speaking?

I am the commander-in-chief of Lashkar-E-Jihad.

Who is it? - Commander and chief, both are there.

Hey, it is our boss.

Yes, sir, I am Farooq speaking.

Greetings. - Just a minute. Give it to me.

Hello, brother.

No, no. Both your men are liars.

They cheated us.

They told us to go there. We will meet Malaika.

When we went so far and They dumped this small bag on us.

They started firing on both sides.

It is like we were cornered from all sides.

Commander uncle, do you have any brains?

I survived be the skin of my teeth. - Yes.

I could feel death on the roof of my mouth.

Only I know how I passed the two and half hours.

And your two men, they are bogus, they have no brains. They...

The phone is in my hand.

No, no, this is wrong.

When we opened the bag there was a boxy old phone in it.

This was like finding a cat in a sack

Yes. - Cat..Meow, Meow...

Give it to me. - Boss, I am Shahrukh speaking.

These two don't have the right place in their mind.

These two are not in their right minds.

Nice save. - Shut up, both of you.

Turn on the speaker.

Mr. Murugan, this was just a test.

I needed to see how smart and courageous you are.

You delivered the bag safely Despite the Indian army's presence.

I applaud you're courage.

Brother, what language is he talking in?

Mr. Farooq. - Yes, sir.

Now listen carefully, how you are to take the mission forward.

Tomorrow morning I will meet Mr. Murugan.

Waghmare sir. Waghmare sir.

Shahrukh Farooq are not in their room. - What?

And even Arvind and KD are nowhere to be seen.

We have to find them.

What is their current GPS location?

Sir, 5 minutes back I lost their GPS signal.

I don't know where they are.

Mr. Farooq, You picked us up from our beds. And where have you brought us?

We can't see anything. Please, remove this.

Oh God!

What is this? Boat?

Sea?

Police! Help! Help!

Shout. Shout. Nobody can hear you. Shout more!

Where have you brought us?

You will find out soon enough.

Brother Farooq, jump.

Idiot, not us, they have to jump.

Jump where?

Jump or else I will shoot you.

We don't know how to swim.

You will learn. Come on jump.

Come on. - Jump.

Jump otherwise, I'll turn the boat upside down. Jump.

Farewell, Mr. Murugan!

Did you find him? - No, mom. I checked everywhere.

He is not even in the washroom.

I have been trying to call both of them.

Both their phones are switched off.

O Goddess Mother, where could they be?

Arvind has taught bad habits even to Khagiya.

Look, the ambulance has arrived.

Lets take Bhupat to Ahmedabad right away.

Leaving them behind?

He's left without you, hasn't he?

Yes. Let's go.

I will teach him a lesson when he returns.

Leave my hand. I will drown.

We have reached. - Leave my hand.

We have reached the shore.

Which shore is this? - How would I know?

Hello, Mr. Murugan.

Hello.

The commander has been waiting for you.

Welcome to Pakistan.

Come, Mr. Murugan. Please come.

Father, looks like we have arrived at a terrorist settlement.

Look, such a young boy is using such a big gun.

Will we go back alive?

It seems doubtful for you.

Look, the dummy is wearing Trousers similar to yours.

He is stabbing it. Come.

Hello.

Mr. Yunus. American spy.

He was secretly clicking photos of our camp.

His death has brought him here.

Tie him up.

Lashkar-E-Jihad doesn't spare anybody.

Take him away.

What if these people find out that we are not Murugan?

Then our obituary will read, born in India, died in Pakistan.

If we want to stay alive Then we must act like Murugan, got it?

Shall we go, Mr. Murugan?

Yes.

Sir, your parcel from India has arrived.

Welcome. Welcome.

A warm welcome on Pakistan soil.

Come. Have a seat.

Please come. Come.

Yunus.

Relax. Relax. Relax.

My name is commander Parvez Mukhtar.

Yeah. Greetings. I am Arvind Anna Murugan.

This is my son Khagesh Anna Murugan.

KD.

Call me KD.

Uncle, I have seen you on TV.

Oh, my. You appear in the Laxative commercial, holding your tummy.

What? - Dad.

I have seen you in the news. In the news.

You are Pakistan's defence minister, right?

The boy is smart.

Yes keep him.

Well, I have already seen your bravery...

...but whomever I work with.

I like to know everything about them.

Because I cannot tolerate deception.

So it will be better if you tell me about yourselves, in your own words.

That is why you have been brought here.

How can I blow my own trumpet?

He will tell you. - What?

Your turn.

My dad has done so many big, dangerous jobs!

This one time, this happened there.

So dad went there and did that.

So everybody there reacted like this.

What did he do?

That..the Russian spies attacked my father.

Really? - Yeah.

Where? - In Manek..Manek Chowk.

And the rest, Dad will tell you.

Your turn.

This boy, you know, increases my work.

You see, Manek Chowk is A late night eating place in our Ahmedabad.

My wife is so sly.

She always gets hungry at midnight.

So she pinched me and woke me up.

Saying she was hungry.

So I said, ok lets go.

So now what happened sir, the Russian spies found out...

...that I had gone to Manek Chowk.

So the Russian spies surrounded Manek Chowk from all sides.

And the public became hysterical, they started to scream and run.

But me and my Missus Stood there quietly.

Everybody was staring at us.

And I was staring at the Russians from the corner of my eye.

And that sly Russian was Fromer the corner of his eyes, staring at my wife.

Now in the meantime what happened, the Russians moved closer to kill me.

And quickly removed their AK47 rifles.

And the public went huh! Like this.

And that's when I suddenly did that!

...And everybody went Oooo! Like this!

What? What did you do?

That is what I am trying to think. - What?

No, I mean I did something that no one can imagine.

You won't believe.

I turned around like this...

...And there was a 'pani-puri' (street side snack) vendor standing next to me.

By the way do you'll have pani puri in Pakistan or not?

Let it be...

Then there is no point living in this country.

Tell me more. - Yeah I am getting to that.

You know what I did, I picked up the Water (gravy) of the pani-puri vendor

...and threw the spicy masala water on the Russians like this.

And the Russians became like this.

And my wife was even more cunning than me.

She turned around

And picked up piping hot lumps of vegetable curry...

...and threw them at the Russians.

And the Russian spies cried Oh mommy! Oh mommy! And ran away.

That is how the proverb...

...'Whatever is in you're hand is a weapon' came to be invented.

Yes. - That's all for now.

How did you like it?

I don't know. I couldn't understand much.

That is our specialty.

Amazing.

Not only is the Father smart but the son is over smart.

Now you'll will complete our mission.

The name of our mission is...

Operation One Way.

Take this.

Hey, bomb!

It's not a bomb. It's a pen drive.

Lashkar-E-Jihad will carry out bomb blasts in India's important cities.

Were, when and how, the complete information

...is contained in this pen drive.

And to help you complete this mission, You will be assisted by Miss Malaika.

Again Malaika? No! No!

Not this time. This time, not me, Dad will take care of it.

No, no. - What you..?

First, first meet her Then you can decide after that.

But...

Now tell me who will take care of her?

Well in our community, elders only take care of things.

Dad!

Miss Malaika is our bomb-making expert.

Her delicate fingers are skilled in making all kinds of bombs.

She can fit them in anything...

...and nobody can detect it.

Today we have organized a celebration to welcome you'll.

Miss Malaika.

Let's go. - Okay.

Son. - Yes.

This is like you are attracted to a place where you are destined to die.

Why are you quoting proverbs right now?

I suggest we should contact Priya and Waghmare right away

But how?

There is a satellite phone in the tent.

Satellite phone?

What If someone come?

Dad, don't make noise!

Talk.

That's a walkie-talkie This is a satellite phone

Tell me the number. - Number?

Waghmare's number is 9797, 25 paisa, 50 paisa, 75 paisa.

What?

This is my old fashioned way remembering things.

9797255075.

Did it connect?

Hello - Hello, Wagh uncle, KD, KD this side.

We have been kidnapped. We are in Pakistan

India.. India is in danger

Lashkar-E-Jihad is going to cause bomb blasts all over India.

Yes, and Pakistan's defense minister Parvez...

...is also involved in this. - Yes.

A lot of people could loose their lives in India.

And in Pakistan two people will loose their lives.

Sir, we want to come back to India. Please do something.

It is like, we've ended up pouring gasoline on a fire.

Is this the time to quote proverbs?

Hello, that Malaika is also involved in all this.

She is a woman, she's a bomb expert!

Okay, okay. Give me more information.

Umm, As such she is really nice to look at, very fair and lovely.

About my height And Dad also seems interested in her.

Talk about the main issue

Yes. Hello...

The entire plan of their Operation 'One Way'...

...is on a pen drive I have it with me.

Good. Can you upload the files of the terrorists' plan?

What?

Yes, I'll do it right away - What is he saying?

Good. Our secret website server address is http:19...

Priya ma'am. - What?!

Ma'am, someone is sending an upload request...

On our secure website

And the IP address is originating from Pakistan.

Can you hack the webcam? See who is it.

Yes, ma'am.

KD!

Download the file immediately. And try to contact them.

Yes, ma'am. - Hurry up.

It has been uploaded. Ask him what to do next.

Hello, Hello, Waghmare sir, Hello. - What happened?

It seems we lost the connection.

Try again... - Mr. Murugan.

Has the file been uploaded?

No, we were ..er.. umm...

Checking the stock market. - Yes.

It has crashed again - Yes, crashed

Let's leave.. let's leave from here - Wait, Mr. Murugan

Someone has come to meet you - Meet us?

Who?

Oh my God!

Rizwan sir. It's level 3 alert, sir.

You have to come and see this immediately.

Now your time play agent Murugan is over.

Wagh..Wagh uncle.

Parvez dada (Uncle) Parvez dada, please let us go.

Now you know that we are not Murugan. We are just idiots.

We won't breath a word to anybody

I swear on my mother's life.

Even if you tell, it won't make a difference.

All the information in the file you have uploaded is false!

We wanted that file to reach Priya.

The preparation for Operation One Way has been going on...

...since past 6 months.

I had called up Rizwan sir from Doha...

...and given him information about Farooq Shahrukh.

My plan was to carry out the mission under the guise of Murugan.

But you father-son messed it up.

Because of you, I had to change my plan.

No, sir, there will be no compromise in the mission.

Whatever will happen, will be in our best interest.

Welcome, Mr. Divetia.

It was I who had informed the BSF, so as to eliminate you in Kutchh

But you escaped from there as well.

Then I make a new plan.

The purpose behind kidnapping and bringing you here...

... was to fool the Indian intelligence service.

By uploading the files, you've done just that.

At tomorrow's peace conference...

...the Prime Ministers of both the countries will meet.

But before they sign the peace treaty...

...there will be an explosion

And the Prime Minister will die

You mean, you are going to kill our Prime Minister?

No, no, no.

Pakistan's Prime Minister Ashraf Ali Sultan will die.

What?

No one will ever imagine that the peace loving Ashraf Ali

...was killed by his own people. And whole world will blame India.

But how will you prove that India is responsible...

...for the death of Pakistan's Prime Minister?

Gentlemen, I only have to say is that...

...We had gone to India hoping for peace

But India betrayed us.

We will attack India to avenge our Prime Minister's murder

Waghmare. - Yes.

You will go across the border with Malaika

I will go to India with the Prime Minister...

...and as for you two. You will meet the almighty.

What?

Wagh uncle! Defense uncle!

We won't say anything to anybody! Uncle, please let us go!

Yunus bhai, what I am saying is, now that they have gone, please untie our hands

I won't do anything.

I am like your son.

You dimwit. I am much younger than you, understand?

Sorry.

Please let us go.

If you wish we will leave Ahmedabad...

...and go somewhere far away like New Zealand or Switzerland.

What New Zealand and Switzerland.

You have a rich father? Keep it something local.

We will go to Nagaland. - Yes.

What is this?

I will cut your fingers with this.

Forget my fingers. Cut his fingers.

He has been given tetanus injections - Dad!

Yunus bhai, Malaika madam has asked for that box

Oh, God.

Pappa, he has gone out Pappa, let us ...

Pappa, let us do something quickly - He will come back

Pappa, let's move our chairs closer

Why are you laughing?

You are tickling me.

I think we are destined to die.

Pappa, please try at least - That guy will come back any moment

No one will come. Just try. It has loosened. Wait.

Keep that American spy tied up. I'll be there in a bit

He has come.

Pappa, release the dart

You scoundrels...

Dad release the other dart.

Let's get the hell out of here! - But how?

This place is crawling with terrorists.

I have an Idea

What?

"They will fight. They will fall."

"They will die. The angels."

Cover the face.

Not his, you idiot, yours.

"O my friends, this is the last war."

"Show everybody there is a bomb in this hand,"

"None of your enemies should survive."

"Show him your mettle."

"Make a loud explosion. The world will watch."

"Take it. Take it. Take my life."

"Take it. Take it. Take my.."

'Dialed number is switched off.'

Take this file to the cyber cell.

Sharma, contact the defense secretary.

"Soldiers, use your full strength."

"Now this was will be till death."

"The victory song.."

"The victory song is boom, boom."

"Take it. Take it. Take my life."

"Take it. Take it. Take my life."

The ATS commandos have taken their positions.

Now, before the terrorist attack takes place...

We will capture them, and I hope The meet with Pakistan

Goes through smoothly, without any complications.

Sir, this is my responsibility

I will personally look into every detail.

Okay. - Don't worry, sir.

Everything will happen as planned.

Sir, excuse me.

Hello - It's me

How many times have I told you not to call up on this number?

I called up because it is important.

'What happened?'

The father and son have escaped.

What? - 'Yes.'

And I think they have gone towards India.

Okay, I will think of something.

Vikrant. - Yes?

Is everything all right?

Sir, actually I have received some sensitive information.

What?

Sir, two terrorists of Lashkar-E-Jihad have slipped into India...

...through the Kutch border.

We have just received information...

...that two terrorists from Lashkar-E-Jihad.. have infiltrated India.

Both the terrorists are linked with the sleeper cell in Ahmedabad.

Did you hear? There is a sleeper cell in Ahmedabad.

I have completely lost my sleep.

The secret service has announced a red alert...

And the Partner of the terrorists, has been taken into custody.

Mr. Nagda, you are Divetia's contractor.

What had he contracted you for? Tell me.

Sir, I had no idea even in my dreams...

...that he will use my money for terrorist activities.

Contact us immediately if you get any information about them.

This boy was following me. When is Holi?

First Dawood, now terrorists? Nonsense.

Govind, Govind. Vallabh, Vallabh.

Sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, please don't cry...

...or else I will start crying.

Baby, before marriage, if you had shown Arvind's horoscope...

...to the police instead of the astrologer...

...Divetia's origin would have been completely revealed.

Yes.

Yes Bhupat yes, you are right.

What did he say?

I don't know but my brother always speaks the truth

I think the police have come again.

Don't worry, I am with you. Let me check.

Okay.

I am coming.

Where are the two terrorists?

I don't know. Who are you?

Terrorists!

Khagu! - Listen...

Close him in the room.

First you tell me. What is going on?

Khagu, Arvind, where have you'll been?

You cheat. You swindler.

You tourist.

Tourist?! - Not tourist. Terrorist.

Shut up. First I will call up the police.

No, no. - No, no.

Leave me! - Arvind, what is going on?

Your turn. - My turn?

Look mummy The whole thing is highly unbelievable

But you have to believe it

Yes. - Listen.

Please.

But why have you brought us all on the terrace at this time?

Granny, it is because the police are keeping a watch.

Look, I have told you in detail all that has happened.

We don't know where to go.

Every half an hour they are displaying our photos on TV.

Where are these terrorists? Where are these terrorists?

I wanted to become famous but not like this.

Now I will receive marriage Proposals only from Taliban girls.

O Goddess Mother, If I become the mother-in-law of a terrorist girl?

How will I scold her?

Stop thinking about becoming a mother-in-law...

...and think about our country.

Yes, yes.

Whatever it may be, but our country's security...

...is our responsibility now...

...and we must fulfill it.

But Pappa, We are not trained for this

My son, he who can find a way out of any trouble without training...

Is a true Gujarati.

We have to reach the venue of the peace conference.

Today India and Pakistan will meet... - The two terrorists are still absconding

The peace talks will happen at Transstadia

'Pakistan PM, go back! - Go back! Go back!'

'Asraf Ali! - Shame! Shame!'

'Pakistan PM, go back! - Go back! Go back!'

My dear brothers, the day we've been waiting for has arrived.

'Our comrades have have taken their positions.'

Wait. Let me check.

She is clear.

We welcome the honorable Prime Minister of Pakistan, Mr. Ashraf Ali Sultan...

...And defense minister Mr. Parvez Mukhtar Khan

Sir, the battalion is ready.

Good.

We will attack India as soon as we receive the message...

...from the defense minister.

Now our mission will be successful.

Long live! Lashkar-E-Jihad!

Long live!

Stop, stop.

Show the entry pass.

Who are you stopping? Don't you know me?

I am Induben Dhoklawala.

Ministers eats only my hand made 'dhokla' (steamed snacks).

And today there is a special order.

Tempered, pepper flavoured, with curd and tangy.

I will tell them, okay? I will tell them.

And for the Pakistanis I have brought special Chinese...

...and American 'dhokla'. - Yes.

Come on, check the car. - But what will you search in a dhokla?

Don't you trust us? - Ma'am, it is our duty.

Guests will be hungry.

- Let us go in. - Wait

We will talk later.

Daddy.

Idiot. - Sorry, sorry.

We managed to get through!!

Mummy and granny are amazing

My idea is amazing.

Induben Dhoklawala. - We have no branches.

We slipped in so easily.

No one noticed.

Gathered Guests, the prime minister of India has arrived.

Hello.

Sir, we have found both the terrorists.

Where are they? - They are downstairs.

Sir, please believe us.

We are Ahmedabadi. Not terrorists.

Look at his face.

Take off your cap.

Look at him, sir. Can terrorists be such morons?

Shut up!

Sir.

Wagh has come!

You'll are not foolish. You'll are lunatics.

By coming here, You'll have made my job easier.

Sir.

Mr. Waghmare, How have we bothered you?

In my 15 years career, I haven't been troubled as much

...As I have been troubled by you'll.

But uncle, I have faced More trouble in the past one week...

...than I have faced in 20 years of my life.

20 years' life? - Yes.

You are 26 years old.

Yes but I didn't consider, Saturdays, Sundays and public holidays. - Shut up!

This isn't the time for jokes.

You are living your last few moments.

Soon... Malaika will place the bomb...

...in the tea service tray.

In 90 seconds the bomb will explode!

There, Sultan sir will die, and here... You'll...

Sir, I am telling you as a common citizen of India.

Please don't help the terrorists, sir.

Don't teach me, Divetia!

Let us begin the 'Hope for Peace' with classical music.

How dare you to hit my father!

Dad, Gun!

Come on, run!

O Goddess Amba, I take a vow, that if we survive...

...he will not eat for a month.

Hands up. Raise your hands.

Come out.

Come out.

It's coming on me.

Catch them.

Run!

Stop.

Sir they aren't anywhere here.

Damn it. You'll go this side. - Okay.

I will go to the CCTV room. - Okay, sir.

We are dead, son. We are dead.

The bomb will explode any minute.

And I don't know what we can do.

That bloody Waghmare!

We are cornered dad, we are cornered.

Mr. Divetia! - My God, Priya.

Arvind. Arvind, wait.

Listen to me. I have told Priya everything.

Yes, and that is why she has come here to help us.

Help? - Yes.

Priya got us through security check.

Ever since, Waghmare declared you'll as terrorists, I was trying to trace you'll.

And today I received, KD's message on our agency website.

That is why I have come here.

But how did both of you get wet?

We fell in the swimming pool. - What?

Then why did you get out? Come, come, I'll also come

Granny, forget all this.

Malaika is going to plant a bomb over there.

Just a minute. will you be able to recognize Malaika?

Yes, yes. - 100 percent.

She is such a sweety... - What?

Then both of you'll must, by any means, enter the main hall

Siddi chants

Siddi Song

Commandos!

Let go of me. What is this disrespect? Leave me.

Don't do anything stupid.

Take the PM to safety. - Wait.

Who are the two of you?

Sir, I am Arvind Divetia. This is my son Khagesh.

KD.KD.

That one who looks like a ghost is my wife.

The witch like, is my mother in law

And the clown behind them is her brother.

Shut up.

And you, tell me, what are your demands?

Sir, please reduce the income tax rate.

Sir...

...these are the two absconding terrorists and they...

No, no, sir, we are not terrorists.

We have come here to save the Pak PM's life.

Yes. - Sir, he is speaking the truth.

And this cunning Malaika is an agent of Lashkar-E-jihad.

Yes, and she is the one who has planted a bomb in this trolley.

May I show you? - Just show it. why are you asking?

Look at it. Look.

Oh, God.

Sir, he is lying.

They have planted this bomb.

Shoot them! - No, no, no, please.

Sir, we have proof!

This Parvez Khan, Waghmare...

...and Malaika. Pictures of them in the terrorist camp.

Parvez Khan, what am I hearing?

Sir, this is a conspiracy By the Government of India.

Nonsense conspiracy. There are photos. Khagiya...

On you're phone. The ones given by the American spy.

Yeah, yeah. They are there. They are there. Wait, I will show you.

Let me see.

The pen. There.

You cheat, Waghmare.

Pen, Pen, Pen

Khagiya, forget the pen! The trolley! It will explode!

Arvind! - Khagesh!

Arvind! Get up. - Khagesh!

Khagesh son. Get up. - Indu.

Khagesh. Yes, KD. KD. - KD, KD...

KD! Are you okay?

Son are you alright?

Well done.

Sir.

Today at the 'Hope for Peace' conference, A terrorist attack was foiled.

'Pakistan's defense minister Parvez..'

'..is the chief of the terrorist group Lashkar-E-Jihad.'

'He and his men were arrested today at the peace conference.'

'Today the Pakistan army raided the main base of Lashkar-E-Jihad.'

'The father and son from Ahmedabad..'

'..whom we considered as the messengers of death Turned out to be our saviors..'

'..and the public have enthusiastically celebrated their bravery.'

'Long live Gujjubhai! Long live Gujjubhai!'

Mr. Arvind Divetia alias Gujjubhai and his family...

...were felicitated by our respected Prime Minister...

...by awarding them a medal for bravery.

Let us watch the live telecast.

Friends.

Sorry.

Friends, we are not great.

Circumstances made us great.

And my family and I, whatever we did, it is not our bravery.

As citizens of India, it was our duty.

This Gujjubhai wants to say only one thing...

...Many years ago, a Gujarati man, gave India it's freedom.

Today all Guajarati's should come together...

...and make India the number 1 country in the world.

Yeah!

Jai Gujarat! Jai Hind!

Jai Hind!

Brother Shahrukh. - Tell me Farooq.

This Gujjubhjai turned out to be more dangerous...

...than contractor the killer.

I know both the great men, very well.

He is the Royal Guard of my native place.

Baka, I clearly understood one thing today.

Behind every successful man...

...there is a sister in law.

'We danced to rhythm and made everybody dance."

" We pulled in all the money with the magnet of our mind."

He cannot do it because he is unwell.

Why? What happened?

Did you understand the word unwell? Then why are you asking?

Saying Malaika, Malaika

...you are greasing our elbows! - What?

This is called the elbow. If you put Grease here, you can't reach it.

Sorry.

Don't keep moving you're head like a buffalo Open you're mouth and bark!

But how will a buffalo bark?

Don't fry my brains, OK!

I will fall!

My mother-in-law is a man. - What?

No, no, not like that. Man means wrestler.

She is the one who trained Aamir Khan for the movie Dangal.

Really? - Yes.

I never knew that.

KD.

Hey.

Welcome.

Come.

'Shut up!'

"Forget all talk about money-minded and narrow mindedness."

"Today Gujjubhai is running the whole country."

"We have brought a new style to begin a trend."

"Move aside, mister, now Gujjubhai is here."

"Most Wanted. Most Wanted. Most Wanted, Gujjubhai."

"Most Wanted. Most Wanted. Most Wanted, Gujjubhai."

"We will defeat you. We will demolish you."

"We will write Gujarati alphabet over ABCD."

"Gujjubhai is .."

"He is forgetting.."

"Gujjubhai is swinging."

"He is forgetting his senses."