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Want to do
something later?
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Like what?
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New Die Hard movie's out.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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He didn't die in the first one,
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he didn't die in the second one.
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Yeah, it's hard
for him to die.
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It's right there
in the title.
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Hey, how about Toy Story?
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What's that?
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Oh, it's about these
toys that come to life.
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So a horror movie?
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How does that sound like horror?
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Chucky's a toy.
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When he came to life,
I almost crapped my pants.
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Georgie, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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Sure, what's up?
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Alone.
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Okay, now I really want to hear.
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It's private.
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Yeah, yeah,
get to it.
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Mandy, please.
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(sighs)
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And no listening
from the other room.
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Oh, you don't
own this house.
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So what's up?
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Well, the thing is--
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Hang on. Mandy?
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MANDY:
Oh, phooey!
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There's this girl.
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Okay.
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She works at the music store.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm thinking of asking her out.
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But?
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I'm not sure how it'll go.
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All right.
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I've been there.
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You ever talk to her?
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Yes.
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Unclear.
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Why?
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Well, she's nice to me,
but she might just
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be nice to me
because I'm a customer.
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Although sometimes
she's nice to me even
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when I don't buy things,
but she might just be
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hoping I'll come back
and buy something.
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Yeah, "unclear"
really summed it up.
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How can I help?
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♪ ♪
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(coos)
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(exhales)
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All right, spill.
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It was a private conversation.
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Yeah, yeah, about what?
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Well, if he wanted you
to know, you'd know.
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Oh, come on.
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I am your wife.
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We tell each other everything.
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Do we?
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Well, for the sake
of this argument, yes.
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Fine, it was about a girl.
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(gasps) No!
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That's all I'm sayin'.
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Sure, sure, okay, so...
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who is she?
What's her name?
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I've already said too much.
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No, you haven't.
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Did he ask her out?
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Not yet, now stop.
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But you'll tell me when he does?
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Do I have a choice?
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Of course you do.
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But not really.
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Huh, I wonder
why he went to you?
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I'm the one
with more dating experience.
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Well, obviously,
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I've got some moves
with the ladies.
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Yeah? Did you tell him to lie
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about his age and knock her up?
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Joke all you want.
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That worked.
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All right, how do you
want to play this?
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If I knew how to play it,
85
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I would've played it.
I'm not a player.
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Fair enough.
87
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Introduce me,
and I'll talk you up.
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What are you going
to say about me?
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I don't know.
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You're a nice guy.
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I am nice.
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You're fun.
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I am fun.
(chuckles)
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Great musician.
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I really am quite the catch,
aren't I?
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That's good.
Women like confidence.
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What about the part
that I'm unemployed
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and live
over my parents' garage?
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Well, she's a musician, right?
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Yes.
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That is not gonna be news
to her.
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Georgie around?
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I was gonna work on the Mustang.
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Oh, he's out with Connor.
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Oh, what are
those two doing?
106
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Well, I'm actually
not supposed to tell you.
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What's that mean?
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It's private.
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(laughs)
Amanda.
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Okay, you didn't hear it
from me,
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but there's a girl
that Connor likes.
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A girl girl?
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What's that mean?
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I don't know, uh...
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a human girl?
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Yeah, I would assume so.
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And he asked for Georgie's help.
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Now, hold on,
what do we know about her?
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Uh, she exists.
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Take the win.
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So you'd be happy with him
just going out with anybody?
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Literally anybody.
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Now, he is very fragile.
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What if she breaks
his heart?
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Well, what if she marries him
and they move out?
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Hey, I got married and moved in.
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What do we know about this girl?
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That her?
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Pretty.
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Out of my league?
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Come on,
introduce me.
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
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Hello, Chloe.
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Hey...
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Connor.
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This is Georgie.
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Hey, Georgie.
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You a musician, too?
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No, I used to have
a guitar in my room,
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but that was just
to impress the girls.
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Did it work?
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Well, I married his sister.
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But not because
of the guitar.
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'Cause I got her pregnant.
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Okay.
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Here, I wrote
a song for you.
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Uh, excuse us, please.
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What are you doing?
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You didn't talk
about giving her a song.
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Should I take it back?
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No, you can't take it back.
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(Connor's song playing)
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Is that you on keys?
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That's me on everything.
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Are there lyrics?
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Do you have some?
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Give me a couple days.
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I'll try.
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Excellent.
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Are you gonna help?
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I'm doing everything here.
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You don't need
any help.
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Does it have a title?
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"Goddess
of the Music Store."
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That seemed
to go well.
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"Go well"?
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It was amazing!
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She liked your song.
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You got her number.
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Yeah, I guess.
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What if I don't like
her lyrics?
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You lie and say you do.
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(laughs):
Oh, you're good.
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I have one more favor to ask.
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Name it.
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Will you be the best man
in our wedding?
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Uh, please don't say
anything to my parents.
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I don't want them to make
a big deal out of this.
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Not a word.
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Hey, where
you guys been?
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Music store.
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That's fun.
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Did you talk to anyone there?
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That was a normal question.
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So everybody knows?
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I only told Mandy.
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Well, I only told
Mom and Dad.
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That's everybody.
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We're just excited for you.
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Well, stop.
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Sweetie,
this is a big deal.
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No, it's not.
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I've been out with girls before.
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I'm sorry.
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Girls...
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plural?
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He doesn't have
to tell us anything.
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But should you have
any questions or concerns,
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just know your mommy
is here for you.
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All I'll say is...
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it went well.
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I look forward to learning
more about her.
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Her name, her religion, her age.
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Oh, check her ID,
people lie about that.
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And now you love me.
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Let it go.
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(Mandy sighs)
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So...
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anyone have any big plans
this weekend?
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Actually, they're having
a car show over at--
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Not you.
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I haven't spoken to her yet,
if that's what you're asking.
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Oh, well,
what are you waiting for?
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Maybe it's all moving
just a little too fast for him.
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Georgie said to give it
a couple days.
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(scoffs)
Why would you tell him that?
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He don't want to
come off too eager.
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Too eager?
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He already wrote her a song.
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Which I would love to hear,
by the way.
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Leave him alone,
he knows what he's doing.
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It's okay to take things slow.
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When your father
was courting me--
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"Courting"?
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It's like dating, but back
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(old-timey voice):
when people
talked like this.
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See?
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Well, he still don't need
to rush calling her.
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When we met, you asked me out
in the first five minutes.
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Yeah, but Connor ain't me.
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Do I have a say in this?
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Hold on.
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She gave him her number.
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She wants him to call.
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Or he'll wait too long
and he'll blow it.
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He should wait until he's ready,
which might be never.
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Come on, Audrey, lighten up.
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Oh, don't act like
you're not invested in this.
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Of course I'm invested.
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Stop making this about you.
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It's about my baby
and this floozy
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who's trying
to take advantage of him.
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Where'd he go?
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"Floozy"?
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(old-timey voice):
It means a slut, see?
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All right,
try it again.
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(engine sputters)
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What do you think's wrong?
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I don't know.
250
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Probably the fuel pump
or the alternator.
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Does it have gas?
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That's a very good question.
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Easy enough to check.
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I should've gotten rid of this
thing when I had the chance.
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No, no. No, this is
all gonna be worth it
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when we're out there
with the top down
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and the wind blowin'
through...
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somebody's hair.
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Oh, hello.
260
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Hey.
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Hi.
262
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Good to see you again.
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You, too.
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Nice to meet you,
Connor's dad.
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We're going up to work on music.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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(door closes)
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I guess he called her.
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Damn straight he did.
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And she came a-runnin'.
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I'm happy for him.
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Think they're really gonna
be working on music?
273
00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:05,219
Don't you?
274
00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,688
Yeah.
275
00:10:10,558 --> 00:10:12,927
Are there any instruments
you don't own?
276
00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:16,163
I don't own
the Great Stalacpipe Organ
277
00:10:16,230 --> 00:10:17,498
in Virginia.
278
00:10:17,565 --> 00:10:19,433
I don't know what that is.
279
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,868
Uh, there's only one
280
00:10:20,935 --> 00:10:23,170
and it's in
a three-and-a-half acre cavern.
281
00:10:23,237 --> 00:10:26,307
It plays actual stalactites.
282
00:10:26,374 --> 00:10:27,909
I've never
heard it, but
283
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,311
I bet it sounds beautiful.
284
00:10:30,378 --> 00:10:33,481
You're a unique kind of guy.
285
00:10:33,547 --> 00:10:34,448
Aren't you?
286
00:10:34,515 --> 00:10:36,684
Very much, yes.
287
00:10:37,618 --> 00:10:39,219
Is that the Casio
I sold you?
288
00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:40,221
Yes.
289
00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:41,589
(burp plays)
290
00:10:41,656 --> 00:10:43,824
I sampled
my niece burping.
291
00:10:43,891 --> 00:10:45,927
(burps playing)
292
00:10:47,662 --> 00:10:48,930
How old's your niece?
293
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,932
It's not polite
to ask a woman's age,
294
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,934
but 14 months.
295
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,468
Cute.
296
00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:57,838
Not to brag, but I'm
316 months myself.
297
00:10:59,272 --> 00:11:00,808
Yep, unique.
298
00:11:06,314 --> 00:11:07,481
Hey, how's the car coming?
299
00:11:07,548 --> 00:11:08,683
Good, good.
300
00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:10,318
Did you get it running?
301
00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:11,852
Nope, nope.
302
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,957
Will someone please go up and
tell Connor that dinner's ready?
303
00:11:16,924 --> 00:11:18,593
Actually...
304
00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:19,894
Connor's a little...
305
00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:21,629
busy right now.
306
00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:23,998
Busy with what?
307
00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:27,401
Working on music with that girl.
308
00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:29,003
She's here?
309
00:11:30,471 --> 00:11:32,740
Yep, and she's cute.
310
00:11:32,807 --> 00:11:35,343
Oh, so you got to meet her
and I didn't?
311
00:11:35,409 --> 00:11:36,777
That is what happened.
312
00:11:37,545 --> 00:11:40,714
Well... I should just go up
and invite her to dinner.
313
00:11:40,781 --> 00:11:44,485
(sighs) Mom, no.
314
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:47,655
Uh, well,
nothing's wrong with us.
315
00:11:47,722 --> 00:11:49,523
Oh, so I'm the problem?
316
00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:52,526
(laughs) What?
I'm gonna embarrass him?
317
00:11:53,694 --> 00:11:54,729
Good, you get it.
318
00:11:57,031 --> 00:11:59,266
(tuning instrument)
319
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:05,506
So did you write any lyrics
for my song?
320
00:12:05,573 --> 00:12:06,774
Some.
321
00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:08,309
Really? Can I hear?
322
00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:11,646
Sure, I guess.
323
00:12:15,449 --> 00:12:16,450
(clears throat)
324
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:18,853
Let me know when you're ready.
325
00:12:20,454 --> 00:12:23,057
Actually, can you not look at me
while I'm singing?
326
00:12:23,124 --> 00:12:24,792
Of course. Sorry.
327
00:12:29,697 --> 00:12:30,865
Okay, go ahead.
328
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:32,967
(playing keyboard)
329
00:12:38,706 --> 00:12:42,977
♪ Now and then she's wondering ♪
330
00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:46,580
♪ What'll turn the tide ♪
331
00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:48,849
♪ All days
the same ♪
332
00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:50,818
♪ A waiting game ♪
333
00:12:50,885 --> 00:12:53,688
♪ A dream
to come alive ♪
334
00:12:53,754 --> 00:12:58,459
♪ What'll it take
to uproot ♪
335
00:12:58,526 --> 00:13:01,595
♪ Before it goes
too deep... ♪
336
00:13:03,497 --> 00:13:05,700
Can I look at you, please?
337
00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,734
That's so good.
338
00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:11,371
(chuckles) Thanks.
339
00:13:11,438 --> 00:13:12,373
There's more.
340
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,708
Right.
341
00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:16,811
(playing keyboard)
342
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:19,046
ANNOUNCER (over TV):
And with one minute left
343
00:13:19,113 --> 00:13:21,082
to go in the game,
the score remains exactly...
344
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,683
They've been up there a while.
345
00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:25,586
What do you think they're doing?
346
00:13:25,653 --> 00:13:27,888
Well, he could be
hiding the body.
347
00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:29,924
Amanda.
348
00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,759
They're probably
just hanging out.
349
00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:36,397
I never would've gone
to a boy's room on a first date.
350
00:13:36,464 --> 00:13:37,832
He's 26.
351
00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,801
Did you ever have
"the talk" with him?
352
00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:41,869
Why would I?
353
00:13:41,936 --> 00:13:43,604
Because you're his father.
354
00:13:43,671 --> 00:13:45,706
And you're his mother.
There ain't no rules.
355
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,411
Did she ever have
the talk with you?
356
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:51,879
I most certainly did.
357
00:13:51,946 --> 00:13:53,748
Oh, like, when you said
keep your knees together
358
00:13:53,814 --> 00:13:55,449
till the
honeymoon?
359
00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:58,419
It's not my fault
you didn't listen.
360
00:13:59,553 --> 00:14:01,689
She didn't listen, either.
361
00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:03,758
Jim!
362
00:14:03,824 --> 00:14:06,727
Mrs. McAllister!
363
00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,463
You little floozy.
364
00:14:11,632 --> 00:14:13,667
(playing)
365
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:20,141
That had a little
Steely Dan to it.
366
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,109
Thank you.
367
00:14:23,177 --> 00:14:25,479
You got a problem
with Steely Dan?
368
00:14:25,546 --> 00:14:28,549
They're fine,
to fall asleep to.
369
00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:30,551
Steely Dan is
the ultimate fusion
370
00:14:30,618 --> 00:14:33,420
of classic arrangement
and modern studio techniques.
371
00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:35,756
I just like music
that's more raw.
372
00:14:35,823 --> 00:14:37,525
(scoffs) Like what,
the Ramones?
373
00:14:37,591 --> 00:14:39,627
That first Ramones album
is a work of art.
374
00:14:39,693 --> 00:14:42,196
Sounds like it was recorded
in an hour.
375
00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:44,532
Who cares?
They captured something.
376
00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:46,667
Steely Dan captured
sonic perfection.
377
00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:47,701
Perfection
is boring.
378
00:14:47,768 --> 00:14:50,037
No, it's not.
It's perfect.
379
00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:52,807
Flaws are where
the magic is.
380
00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,475
You actually like flaws?
381
00:14:54,542 --> 00:14:55,943
Well, you're in luck,
I got plenty of them.
382
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,044
I'm aware.
383
00:15:01,282 --> 00:15:02,917
That was
unexpected.
384
00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:04,151
Sorry.
385
00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:07,221
Okay, I'm good.
386
00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:13,894
Can't believe this girl
was in our house,
387
00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:15,496
and he didn't introduce me.
388
00:15:15,563 --> 00:15:17,231
Oh, just let it go.
389
00:15:17,298 --> 00:15:19,500
Need I remind you
that we didn't meet Georgie
390
00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,068
until it was too late.
391
00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:24,004
Well, that's 'cause
you and Mandy don't have the...
392
00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:25,706
best relationship.
393
00:15:25,773 --> 00:15:27,741
But Connor and I
have a good one.
394
00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:29,710
Good, weird,
whatever.
395
00:15:30,477 --> 00:15:33,480
Doesn't it bother you
that he went to Georgie first?
396
00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:35,516
Nope.
397
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,518
You're his father.
398
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:39,653
I didn't talk to my dad
about this stuff.
399
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,857
Come on, be upset with me.
400
00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:46,760
Dang it, why doesn't my son
401
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:49,597
want to talk
about girls and sex?
402
00:15:49,663 --> 00:15:51,265
So much I want to share.
403
00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,501
Never mind.
404
00:15:54,568 --> 00:15:57,271
You see, son, when I make
sweet love to your mother...
405
00:15:57,338 --> 00:15:59,607
Oh. Enough.
406
00:16:07,615 --> 00:16:08,415
(door opens)
407
00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:09,583
CONNOR:
Sure you don't want some coffee?
408
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:10,718
CHLOE:
No, I'm good.
409
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:16,991
CONNOR:
I toast a mean Pop-Tart.
410
00:16:17,691 --> 00:16:18,692
Maybe next time.
411
00:16:18,759 --> 00:16:20,527
There's gonna be a next time?
412
00:16:20,995 --> 00:16:22,897
I hope so.
413
00:16:22,963 --> 00:16:24,265
Me, too.
414
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:26,834
(Conner
and Chloe kiss)
415
00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:28,869
Bye.
416
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,078
I see you
through the stairs.
417
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,549
Hi.
418
00:16:57,346 --> 00:16:58,647
Yes?
419
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,117
Can we talk?
420
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:03,419
About your friend
who spent the night.
421
00:17:03,486 --> 00:17:04,754
What if I don't want to?
422
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,756
Well, that's
too bad.
423
00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:09,892
Look, this is all just
happening kind of fast, and
424
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,762
I-I don't want
you to get hurt.
425
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:14,397
You realize I've slept
with a girl before.
426
00:17:14,463 --> 00:17:17,199
No! Why would
I know that?
427
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,102
I'm a musician. We get chicks.
428
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:23,906
Okay, well,
you're an adult,
429
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,807
so I don't need
to tell you to be...
430
00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:28,143
...safe, right?
431
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,846
Are we seriously having
this conversation?
432
00:17:30,913 --> 00:17:33,949
(sighs) I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling protective.
433
00:17:34,016 --> 00:17:35,985
I appreciate that.
434
00:17:36,052 --> 00:17:37,753
Okay. Well, you're welcome.
435
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:40,456
I've seen what happens
when people have babies and--
436
00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:43,459
no offense--
I don't want to ruin my life.
437
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:47,430
Hey, CeeCee is a blessing.
438
00:17:48,531 --> 00:17:50,266
But, yeah, don't do it.
439
00:17:50,332 --> 00:17:51,267
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