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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,960 Oh, I love Blackpool. 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,960 A little stick of Blackpool rock. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,960 You get that on George Formby. 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,960 # I'm a little stick of Blackpool rock # 5 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,960 Ha, ha, ha... 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,960 Woof! Woof! 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,960 Oink! 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,960 Mooo! 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,960 My family's been out here, running the donkey rides, since 1886, 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,960 we've been here, so we're a long established family. 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,960 And we've seen a lot of changes over the years. 12 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,960 We're great beach people, 13 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,800 but not sunburning... but not sunbathing. 14 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,960 The bottom line is we never sunbathe. 15 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:55,000 The wind, if it's too strong, it's not too comfortable. 16 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,960 You know, a bit cool, 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,960 but today I've found quite pleasant, to be quite honest. 18 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:03,800 Yes, rather warmer than... 19 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:04,960 yesterday, I thought. 20 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:07,960 I think you just take pot luck, don't you? 21 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,960 You... A little bit of a joke, isn't it? 22 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,640 If it rains then we've got wet weather gear, 23 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,160 so it doesn't really stop us. 24 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,800 When it does rain, it clears the beach. 25 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,960 As soon as you get rain, 26 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,480 there can be thousands of people along the beach, 27 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,320 as soon as you get a drop of rain, they're gone. 28 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:27,640 Donkey rides and dodgem cars and candy floss, toffee apples - 29 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,960 they're the things that you associate with... 30 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,960 a British seaside resort, you know. 31 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:39,960 Yeah, indeed. My wife and I holiday annually in Cornwall or Devon. 32 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:43,960 My wife, actually, must have sea and coast 33 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,960 on her holiday...agenda. 34 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,800 Um...so that over the many years, 35 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,960 even though all our holidays have been in Britain, 36 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:53,960 we've only once been to a non-coastal county, 37 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,320 which is Shropshire. 38 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,960 We had a fine holiday there. 39 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,000 The need to be near the sea, nevertheless, 40 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,960 draws us back time and time again. 41 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,640 I think the favourite beach that I do is right up there, 42 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,960 where you can see the cliffs, at Scarborough, 43 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,160 where the donkey rides, on the north side. 44 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,000 I think that's the nicest part of Bridlington beach. 45 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,640 But I think Scarborough beach's the nicest one I've been to. 46 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,960 Yes, I think we've got a lovely beach. 47 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,960 Um...the only problem is the sea doesn't come in very often. 48 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,960 Usually... 49 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:27,960 Usually, it's only in twice a day 50 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:32,320 and it usually seems to be the wrong time of the day for holidaymakers. 51 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:36,960 What I love is just splashing in the waves. 52 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,960 and it's really cold and you just jump in the sea, 53 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,960 swim around in there and um... 54 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,960 It's just really nice. 55 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,960 Oh, no. I wouldn't do that. 56 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,480 No, too many germs in the sea, 57 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,960 too many things that can make you ill and bad. 58 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,640 If you want to stay healthy, stay out of the sea, that's what I say. 59 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,960 I'm not very good at swimming. 60 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,000 I just sink. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,960 I don't know why that is. 62 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,960 I do, though, it's true, 63 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,960 cos people say if you lie on your back you float. 64 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,960 Well, you don't. Well, I don't. I just sink. 65 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,960 THUNDER 66 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,960 I do like swimming in the sea. 67 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,960 I've always done it. 68 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,960 (SNIFFS) We used to go to... 69 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,640 Cornwall, which...and er... 70 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,960 It was nice but it was always windy, always cold. 71 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,000 Whereas I find with this area we always feel much, much better. 72 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,960 I wouldn't mind living down here, to be quite honest. Ha, ha, ha! 73 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,960 I had octopus once. I didn't know it was octopus, mind. 74 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,960 It was very tough, wasn't it? Yes. 75 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,960 Very tough. But I ate it. 76 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,960 I'm saying now that I won't eat prawns, but I ate that. 77 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,960 But when I knew afterwards, like everybody else, I felt quite ill. 78 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,960 In our own part of the world, we're extremely attached to Whitby, 79 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,960 and visit it in what's called our Whitby season, 80 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:04,960 which is from October to... October to March. 81 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,960 I've always felt uncomfortable with hot weather. 82 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,960 I don't like hot weather. 83 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:12,960 I don't like it. 84 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,640 So... And you don't either. 85 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,960 No, I can't stand it. So, we're agreed on that. 86 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:24,640 I love sunbathing because it's very warm and it's very relaxing. 87 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,960 It's almost just like being in bed, really. 88 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,960 It's like having a big electric blanket over you all the time. 89 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:34,960 And you go brown and that's always good. 90 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,960 I can't sunbathe for very long cos we had a very hot summer 91 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,960 and I got sunstroke and I can't sit out in it too long. 92 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,960 I sit for an hour, with plenty of cream on. 93 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,960 After that I start feeling sickly and I've got to come in. 94 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:50,960 At the end of the day, what's it doing? It's cooking you, isn't it? 95 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,960 The sun is actually cooking you. Plus, I get heat rash. 96 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,960 That's why you go brown. 97 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,800 If I'm in it for ten minutes I get heat rash. 98 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,960 No, I don't want to burn my skin, do I? 99 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,960 It's bad for you. 100 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,960 (MUNCHES) 101 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,960 I love scrambling over rocks, 102 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,480 being in the rock pools 103 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,960 and just looking for crabs and looking for mussels. 104 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,800 Oh, the best place for rock-pooling is definitely Sidmouth - 105 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,960 really, really lovely rock pools everywhere. 106 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:32,000 And um...I was rock-pooling with all the little kids, 107 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,960 and I was sort of digging around, 108 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,960 marvelling at nature... 109 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,960 Oh! This disgusting thing! 110 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,160 This turd fish and it kind of looks really slovenly. 111 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,960 And I pulled it up and I was trying to marvel at it with the children. 112 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:52,960 It was so disgusting, I just ended up screaming and chucking it back. 113 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,960 I haven't really noticed pollution. 114 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,960 I think they're a lot cleaner than they used to be, 115 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,960 the beaches in this country. 116 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,960 They're beginning to get their act together, I think now. 117 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,960 Well, they have to, don't they? 118 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,960 It's the European regulations on beaches. 119 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,960 Well, the one what springs to my mind it was a very, very big spillage. 120 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,640 It's your worst fear, I suppose. Yeah. 121 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,960 You don't want to go in the water and come up with oil all over you. 122 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:26,960 It must put people off a holiday to see the state of it. 123 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,960 LAUGHTER 124 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,800 I think they get fined. 125 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,960 I'm almost certain they do get fined, 126 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,960 the ship owners. 127 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:45,480 Pollution is a problem everywhere, isn't it? 128 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,640 I don't know. On the beach? 129 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,960 What pollution do you get on the beach? 130 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,960 You get... LAUGHTER 131 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:55,960 ..well, too many people, probably, is the worst pollution 132 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,960 and their radios. 133 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,960 We wouldn't sit next to someone that had radios blaring out, 134 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,960 and were being loud and everything. 135 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,160 If they came and sat next to us we'd move, 136 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,960 if we were sitting on the beach, or if they had dogs or stuff like that. 137 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,480 We wouldn't stay there. 138 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,960 The only reason I'm still doing this job is because of the children. 139 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,960 If you see their faces as they get off a coach, 140 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,800 remember some have never seen a beach before, 141 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,960 and um...it gives us great pleasure. 142 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,960 The children are what make the job. 143 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:31,960 The old stuff, the donkeys and the carts and things like that, 144 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,960 they're going to be around for a long time to come yet. 145 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,960 The hi-tech games, I think, really, they've had their day. 146 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,960 And so, coming back tomorrow, 147 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:46,960 and, hopefully, swim again... all being well. 148 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,320 I don't know what the forecast is for tomorrow, but... 149 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,160 if it's like this we shall be here. 150 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,960 Ha, ha, ha! 151 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,960 OK. 152 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,960 Right. Nice to have spoken to you anyway. 153 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,960 Um... As to the finest holiday that I've had, 154 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:14,960 I would probably say, paradoxically, that it was in the Lake District, 155 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,960 during the foot and mouth epidemic. 156 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,960 My ideal British holiday? Um...? 157 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,960 I'd probably like a weekend city break, myself, living by the sea. 158 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,960 Ha, ha, ha. 159 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,960 (SLURPS) 160 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,960 You don't mind if I eat this, do you? 161 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,640 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 162 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:49,240 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 12958

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