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I think that first...
I think...
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..the egg came first.
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To give birth
so the chicken could come out.
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And then the chicken.
But where did the egg come from?
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Oh, yeah. But if you think about it,
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an egg is going to become a chicken.
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But it's been given... But, um...
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the chicken's gonna be...
would be an egg.
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So if you think about chickens after
the eggs, I think eggs come first.
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Yeah, but maybe the chicken
might have come from another animal,
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like a rooster.
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It's quite...
It's confusing.
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Ribbit! Ribbit!
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Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
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Chirp!
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Woof! Woof!
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Oink!
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Moo!
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There's sterile water somewhere,
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and they've...the volcanic chemicals
and all that
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has started life,
and then we've evolved from that.
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What does find... What I DO find
hard
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is the...
Ooph!
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..the fact that we've actually
evolved from something so mic...
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so miniscule, so microscopic.
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To the dinosaurs to us.
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I think that we come from...
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..some kind of um...
chemical explosion
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that caused some form of life
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to be created.
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And that we eventually
slithered out of the sea.
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And, it may not be today,
it may not be tomorrow,
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but eventually
we're going to be extinct.
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I think we are a process
of evolution.
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I think we are...
We are not the top of the pinnacle.
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We are just a branch, I think.
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I'm completely conscious of the fact
that I'm just
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a cloud of potential.
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Of which, primarily,
water molecules.
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If you looked at...
at me across time,
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you would see...
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..a cloud of water molecules
which form,
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and momentarily become Brian,
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and then move off again.
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I can't bring myself around
to thinking we came from the sea.
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No, I don't think
great-great-granddad was a fish.
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Slimy, though, weren't he?
(THEY LAUGH)
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Um, yeah...
I'm SURE that we came from the sea.
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Most definitely.
Because it just seems...
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You know, when I...
when I get into water,
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I naturally want to start
frolicking.
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And I think that must...
that must mean that, you know,
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we...we came out of the sea, and
crawled onto land for some reason.
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I don't know why.
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And it's a shame.
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I think it would be great
if we all went back to being aquatic.
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Um...
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Oh, I don't know.
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I think we're more likely
to have originated from on land,
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because we haven't got, like...
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We've got gills, haven't we?
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But um...maybe. You know.
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They're ALWAYS looking for
this missing link, aren't they?
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And they've never found it yet.
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The connection between us
and monkeys.
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I mean, what sort of idiot wants
to prove he's come from a monkey?
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The difference between me
and a monkey
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would be mainly that um...
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..monkeys...
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..er...
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they live in the jungle,
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and I live in...
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Catford.
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There's a train of thought that says
that we came to this planet
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er...thousands, hundreds, millions,
whatever, years ago,
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and um, in fact,
already DID colonise this planet
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as an alien race.
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I do in...incline to think
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um...maybe we DID start
from another planet.
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Maybe we did er...
come from another planet.
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You know, I'd love to see aliens,
or something similar on our planet.
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I think it would be great to see
how we interact with them.
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Whether they'd be similar to us,
or not very similar, or...
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or something like that.
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Whether they'd be good golfers.
(LAUGHS)
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Humans were created by this giant
cosmic cow licking a stone.
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And as it licked this stone,
the humans rolled off.
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Looking at birds...
birds evolved from dinosaurs?
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Yeah, probably could have done.
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Because they did have wings,
some dinosaurs,
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years and years ago, didn't they?
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So... Though it's the size
of the dinosaur, isn't it?
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How do you get something like
a sparrow, or a...
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you know, a little wren,
or something like that,
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from something
that's absolutely ginormous -
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this huge, great sort of dinosaur?
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Um...
I don't know, really.
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I've never really given it
much thought.
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Yeah, where do you get
these questions from? (LAUGHS)
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Well, you know, your evolution,
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that's all a load of rubbish,
isn't it?
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It's not true, is it?
It's a load of rubbish.
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How can you possibly evolve
a set of wings?
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It's not gonna happen, is it?
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I mean, I'd LIKE a set of wings.
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I'd LOVE a set of wings, in fact.
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If I could have anything, I would...
I'd definitely have a set of wings.
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But...
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it wouldn't matter how many times
I jumped off a tall building...
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..I'd never grow wings.
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And even if I jumped off
a tall building,
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and then my child
jumped off a tall building,
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and HIS child
jumped off a tall building,
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and we did that forever
and ever and ever, (CLEARS THROAT),
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there is not the slightest chance
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that wings would grow
out of my back.
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We all started off
much the same kind of thing.
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We all were waddling along
on our bellies to begin with.
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Then we...we grew arms,
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and heads, and legs,
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and some of us got up and walked,
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and some of us stayed down,
crawling around.
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I'm glad...
I'm glad I've evolved the way I am.
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I wouldn't like to have been...
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further back
in the evolutionary scale.
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I think we've evolved to
our full potential. I think we have.
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Possibly, yeah.
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Maybe not on an intellectual basis.
Well, I don't know.
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It's hard to see how
you can improve further, isn't it?
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You'd be able to do some good tricks
if we had a couple more legs.
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We could work out some new stunts,
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so that could be
a positive advantage.
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It depends whose legs they were,
doesn't it, really?
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Um, I think... I mean, obviously
we'd adapt in whatever way,
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if we had extra legs.
It'd be worrying.
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If you had six legs,
where would your arse be?
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I don't know whether,
physiologically, we're developing.
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The only thing I can think of is,
because we have such stressed lives,
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we're much more aware of exercising,
to release the stress.
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And so, we're getting more toned
bodies than we might have had.
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I've got as far as I'd like
to evolve as I am at the moment.
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Um...
At the moment.
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Pfff! I'm searching.
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You know what I mean?
Aren't we all?
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Maybe one day...maybe one day
I'll just wake up and think,
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"I have evolved."
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One day you'll think
you've got there,
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the next minute you get run over.
(LAUGHS)
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That's it. Game over.
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You know what I mean?
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I regard myself as a kind of...
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ego-driven space-time meat vehicle.
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And I...I'm in the centre
as the driver.
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Trapped inside the folly
of the monkey ego.
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But I accept that, its limitations.
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But I know that the truth is
that it's actually
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just a space-time version
of a larger
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hyper-dimension information field.
(LAUGHS)
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Oh, jeez!
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I just think, at the end of the day,
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it's about genetic...transport.
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Basically, we're just hauling...
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..genomes along, in a...in a bag,
which is our body.
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From century to century.
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I think that is...that's what
it's all about, folks. You know?
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It's noticeable that we don't get
cold winters any more.
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They're just wet.
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So um...
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..we might er...
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we MIGHT survive another millennium.
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