Original subtitles

COW and CHICKEN in FLUFFY THE ANACONDA

RED'S PETS

Mom and Dad said I could pick out a pet of my very own!

I'm thrilled for yas.

COW! CHICKEN!

Come on, kids!

HELLO-O-O!

OOH! I'm not decent!

SO, you'd like to see some of my creatures, hmm?

Oh yes! Please.

All our animals are given special love and care.

WHAT?

How 'bout some fish?

Or perhaps a sale kitten or 2?

Beavers are on sale today!

'Cause they're used. Only once though.

I have something, I know you're going to love!

A bucket of mammals!

HELLO! I'm Cow.

Which on of you wants to belong to me?

Hey. Check this out!

YES. Oh pirahna fish!

HEY, PANTY WAIST!

We have all sorts of vermin!

Now, I have something very special to show you.

Oh yeah! What's that?

SNAKES!

Cool!

HEY COW! I FOUND YA NEW PET!

ANACONDA 12 FEET LONG NOCTURNAL FEEDS ON CHICKENS

Anaconda, 12 feet long. Nocturnal. Feeds on...

Feeds on what, Big Brother?

Cookies?

Weenies?

Chicken!

You got it.

Uh huh! A talking snake!

COW, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Oh oh, right away, Mr Snake!

Oh, I love to have a talking snake for a pet.

Mom, Dad! I think I have found a pet of my dreams.

You want a snake for a pet?

Oh yes. A talking snake. And it sounds just like chicken.

HELP!

You know that snake does sound just like Chicken!

Oh, you are going to be my bestest friend. And I'm going to call you Fluffy.

LOOK, MOM & DAD! Fluffy loves her already!

We'll take the snake!

Excellent choice.

PAPER OR PLASTIC?

Oh no! Fluffy's got a lump!

OW!

Ah yes. Not to worry!

Oh Chicken! I want you to meet my new pet snake Fluffy!

I've already had the pleasure.

Come on, Fluffy, say something.

Say, "My name is Fluffy."

I'm six. How old are you, Fluffy?

What's your favorite TV show, Fluffy?

WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CAFE ?

HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME!

SAY YOU LOVE ME, FLUFFY!

Yo, what's happening there, Fluffy?

HEY COW! COME DOWN

DON'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!

OH, Fluffy, Fluffy, Fluffy! You love me!

Oh, I want to here all about what you did when I was in the other room crying.

OH, IT'S AN OCTOPUS! OH GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF ME!

Chicken, you scared poor little Fluffy.

AH, just shut your pie hole, and get this goo off of me, would you!

NOT LIKE THAT!

Good night, Fluffy.

Good night, Chicken!

Good night, Cow!

Say good night to Fluffy, Chicken.

Good night, Fluffy chicken.

It's just one of my stinky socks.

Oh shsh, it's just Crabs the Wort Hog God.

I AIN'T GONNA LET NO STUPID OLD SLIMY OLD SNAKE EAT ME!

FLUFF, FLUFFY?

OH NO, FLUFFY'S IN TROUBLE!

I'll save you, Fluffy!

Oh, there there Fluffy. It's alright now.

Cow, honey! Are you OK?

Oh, Fluffy had a nightmare.

He thought a monster was trying to eat him.

Come on Fluffy. Let's go back to bed.

Who could that be, at this time of night?

CHICKEN!

Uh huh, been out on a date, Son?

MOM AND DAD!

OH PLEASE HELP ME. THIS IS THE WORST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN!

Would ya listen to that, Momma! Fluffy can sound like Chicken and Cow!

Then what in the heck do we need kids for?!

Oh Momma!

I'm starting to think about putting myself up for adoption.

OH NO!

Ooh, it's been a busy busy day!

Hey buddy. I think this here snake is defective.

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