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["Get Out Of My House" playing]

[laughs]

♪ You never wanna touch me ♪

♪ You only wanna make me cry ♪

♪ You never ever call me ♪

♪ You think that you can just come by ♪

♪ Then every time I see you ♪

♪ Standin' in the door I feel alive ♪

♪ But now I understand that's ♪

♪ Just you messin' with my mind ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ I love bein' on my own without you ♪

♪ Takin' off my clothes without you ♪

♪ Thought I needed your glow ♪

♪ Needed you to be whole ♪

♪ But I'm better alone woo! ♪

♪ Get up, get out of my house ♪

♪ Get up, get out of my house ♪

♪ Get up, get out of my house ♪

♪ Come on, get out ♪

♪ I think I wanna romance ♪

♪ I think I wanna happy-cry ♪

♪ I think I want sunshine ♪

♪ Streaming out of my two eyes ♪

♪ I think I wanna wake up ♪

♪ In the mornin' glad to be alive ♪

♪ Don't wanna roll over and see you ♪

♪ You remind me life is terrifying ♪

♪ Get out of my ♪

♪ Dreams are stupid ♪

♪ And so are you for believing in them ♪

♪ Dreams are stupid and we're all dumb ♪

♪ And all who wander are totally lost ♪

♪ All who wander are totally fucking lost ♪

[scattered applause]

Thank you. Um, that song was about you guys.

[chuckles] Um...

The next song is called

"I Don't Want To Hear You Anymore."

Please follow my Instagram.

[Cora strums guitar]

♪ What is so important ♪

♪ About being in Portland ♪

♪ I think you need to change your life ♪

♪ I'm sick of you standing in my doorway ♪

♪ Don't want to hear you anymore ♪

[Cristina] Hey.

Hey, Cristina!

My manager.

Hi, Cora!

Uh, Darren. Cristina's boyfriend.

We went to school together. I-I introduced you guys.

- Yeah. - Oh, yeah, okay.

So, uh, that was...

- [Darren] Really so good. - [Cristina] Different.

Like it was so killer, uh...

One minute.

Justine, baby, hi.

Oh, my God, yeah, I totally killed it.

Yeah, it was really amazing.

[whispering] One minute, one minute.

Uh, we need to talk after, if...

[Darren] Great show!

Yeah, so many... so many people from all over.

Really?

It costs nothing to be nice.

["Bad Thing" playing]

♪ Wake up hand up on my forehead ♪

♪ Can't believe this is the way I live ♪

♪ Even now ♪

♪ Still somehow ♪

♪ Told my mom it was the last time ♪

♪ Told myself maybe it's okay one more time... ♪

[Cora] Yeah, just I've always been performing.

And I know it's cliche to say this, but like,

that talent show really changed my life, you know?

[laughing]

Wait, so why did you leave Portland?

Um, there's just so many opportunities for me in LA.

There's, like, way more for me in LA.

That's interesting, I thought

Portland had a really good music scene.

No. Um, no.

Short answer. Long answer.

Um, it was kind of a big fish in a little pond situation.

Right.

Well, I'd love to hear the music.

Uh, yeah, I'll definitely send it over

as soon as my SoundCloud is setup.

I'm having some login...

It's like...

Yeah.

You guys are so cute.

You're like cutest couple at the party award.

[laughing]

My girlfriend's still in Portland. I miss her.

Shit. Long distance is icky.

Yeah, it sucks. But we're open.

Like open, open?

- Makes it a little easier. - Yeah.

We just like can sleep with

whatever random person we want to.

And it's like, really works for us, I don't know,

like, I'm happy.

You seem happy.

[laughing]

I was in an open thing one time.

I just didn't know that it was open when I was in it.

So then one day I was like, "Oh, fuck."

- You know what I mean? - Baby.

I know. She was mean to me.

Yeah, well, that is sad, but that's different,

'cause, uh, this was my idea.

That's cool.

[people chattering]

Yeah, if you're not gonna smoke it, just hand it to me.

Did they say they had pizza here?

♪ Bad, bad, bad ♪

♪ I did a bad thing ♪

♪ I wasn't thinking... ♪

Fuck, I'm high.

♪ I did a bad thing ♪

♪ I wasn't thinking... ♪

What you making?

Um, you know, I don't really know what I'm doing here.

- What you got so far? - What?

What's in your drink?

Oh, well, so far, I've got some dry vermouth.

And then, um, whatever this is.

- Ugh. - What is that?

- Olive oil. - Okay, just a little bit.

And, of course, tequila.

- You like tequila? - Yeah.

We can call it "The Whatever's Left."

Hey, I like that.

You're getting it on my arm.

- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. - That's okay.

Here, you can wipe it on my sweater.

Okay.

- You want some? - Sure.

Here you go.

Oh, thank you, the beautiful one.

Cheers.

- Ugh, it's so bad. - Ugh, I know.

Sorry, I-I don't have anything to chase it with.

I'm Travis.

I'm Cora.

[upbeat music]

[laughing] I love this song.

Do you want to go to...

- [both] Dance? - In the bathroom?

[laughing]

[music continues]

[people chattering]

So this is my apartment.

- Cool. - Yeah.

That's great.

Smells different.

"Farmer's market," where the farmers go.

[Cora laughs]

[exhales]

Oh, you hate gluten.

I used to think I was gluten intolerant,

and then I realized I don't know what that is.

Those are my ex's.

Oh.

Keep 'em right up front.

What a prince.

[laughs] That is so funny.

She was a graphic designer.

- Oh, shit, did she die? - What? No.

She just moved out.

She's in Santa Monica now.

Ugh, Santa Monica sucks. So douchey.

I don't know why anybody would want to live there.

This seat taken?

- Nope. - No, I'm just kidding.

Is that real?

[Travis] Um, yeah.

[Cora] Okay, yeah.

I mean, who knows, right?

Mm-hmm, yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

It's like, okay.

- Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry. - What?

I'm being so rude. Um, do you want anything to drink?

- Glass of water, or something? - Sure.

- Okay. - Those are the only...

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I think I've got water and then, uh,

I might have some ice, too.

That tastes good, yeah.

Keep hydrated, right?

[glass clinking]

[water pouring]

- Hey, some water... - Hi, cowboy.

Wow.

[gentle music]

[garbage truck beeps]

[Travis cries]

Oh, hey.

Hello.

Are you crying?

What did I do?

Fuck.

Um...

[Travis gasping]

Sorry.

- Can I call someone? - I miss Katie.

- Okay. - [Travis breathes deeply]

- Fuck! - All right, cool. Um...

Why can't you be her?

What... the hell?

I just...

Please.

Katie would never sleep with some random dude.

What? You're the random dude.

[Cora] If it makes you feel better,

she's probably getting boned by some guy

with like a glass balcony patio situation

in Santa Monica at this very moment.

You should be glad that I'm not Katie, okay?

She sounds like an asshole.

With her "live, laugh, love" signs.

Made by enslaved children in China, by the way.

I would never make you my girlfriend.

Okay, first of all, I never asked to be your girlfriend.

Second of all, I'm in a really loving

relationship with my girlfriend.

You have a girlfriend?

And third of all, the world's fucking round! Okay?

- Okay. We don't know that for sure. - Oh, yes, we do!

It's a ball!

What is wrong with you?

Nothing.

I'm just gonna leave this for my show.

♪ Oh God ♪

♪ Do I need God? ♪

♪ Who is God? ♪

♪ I've never had God ♪

♪ Oh God ♪

[music continues]

♪ I don't ever want to be alone ♪

♪ Maybe I should call my mom ♪

♪ And say I'm moving home ♪

♪ I'm tired of saying bless this mess ♪

♪ But I'm too in love with Los Angeles ♪

♪ If I give up ♪

♪ I'll regret it when I'm old... ♪

[line ringing]

[Justine] Hey, it's Justine. Leave a message.

♪ Spending all my twenties not believing anything... ♪

[phone buzzes]

[Riley] Calling that many times...

Hey, babe.

- [Justine] Don't do that, all right? - Justine?

Don't talk about her like that.

She's been through a lot. That's why she's a lot.

[Riley] I know.

I'm just protective of you, baby.

[beeps]

[phone dings]

Oh, fuck.

♪ Don't want to hear you anymore ♪

♪ Don't want to hear you anymore ♪

♪ Don't want to hear you anymore ♪

Thank you.

Uh, this next song is called.

"Dreams are Pointless and Stupid."

Thank you.

Have a great day.

Yeah, have a good day.

♪ Why try and be a better person when... ♪

I'm sorry.

♪ Dating apps exist ♪

♪ You can swipe right and meet someone ♪

♪ Who's sexist ♪

♪ I'll tell you what I've learned in no uncertain terms ♪

♪ Dreams are stupid and so are you ♪

♪ For believing in them ♪

♪ Dreams are stupid and we're all dumb ♪

♪ And all who wander are actually totally lost ♪

♪ All who wander are totally fucking lost ♪

- Awesome. - [clapping]

- Hey. - Thank you for the claps.

- That's nice. - You're Cora, right?

- Yeah. - Okay, yeah.

So I guess you fucked my boyfriend last night.

The one with the...

Travis, his name is Travis.

I know, but he said you guys weren't together anymore.

Yeah, well, I was planning on getting back together.

I haven't even moved my stuff out yet.

Yeah, I... I get it, man. He's like, hot.

And he's got that not-too-bright but like,

not-so-dumb-it's-embarrassing thing.

I mean, he doesn't believe in science,

but like, who cares 'cause he's got that big dick, right?

[espresso machine steams]

What is wrong with you?

Nothing, I'm good.

- You're good? - Yeah, I'm totally good.

I'm like, having fun.

That's awesome.

[thudding]

Oh, my God.

By the way, your flyer is fucking garbage.

How many fonts can you fit on one piece of paper?

Yeah, really n-nice. Classy.

Fuck, damn it.

Like, that's so low.

That's my instrument... case.

That's, like, what I need...

I need it for my music,

to like, carry my music around, right?

Yeah, yeah, she's insane.

Hey, uh,

so I have some news.

Oh, my God, I got a record deal.

What?

- No, in what world... - Okay, what is it?

Well, first of all...

I'm engaged.

All right, cool.

That's... Hey, that's cool.

- That's exciting. - You know what?

I should have known you wouldn't be supportive.

What? I-I'm sorry. I just...

I didn't know you were into that kind of thing.

What kind of thing, marriage?

Yeah.

[scoffs]

Okay, well, what's the other thing?

You said first of all.

Oh, um...

Darren and I are moving to Austin to start a microbrewery.

[laughing] Oh, my God.

I thought you were kidding.

- Sorry. - You know what?

You can be a real fuck-shit sometimes.

I'm sorry.

And obviously, I won't be representing you

in your "music career" anymore.

Did you just put my career in quotes?

"Yes."

Okay, that's not really something a bride would do.

Just saying. Just saying!

Congrats!

[sighs]

[line rings]

[Justine] Hey, it's Justine. Leave a message.

[instrumental music]

[leaf blower whirring]

[video call ringing]

- [Justine] Hey. - Hey.

Sorry, I missed your call.

I was running errands.

Oh, no. I didn't call.

It must have been an accident.

- You called like three times. - Yeah, what errands?

Hm?

The errands you said, you

you went on errands. What did you have to do?

Um, just boring school stuff, that's it.

Cool, cool.

Um...

So, hey, Cristina's getting married.

- What? - Can you believe that?

Okay, good for her. That's what's up.

Whatever, I guess if you're into that kind of...

Oh, one second, that's Taco, he must have heard your voice.

[ominous music]

[chuckles] Say "hey" to mommy, Taco.

Hi, Taco baby.

Aw. So what were you saying?

Nothing, I'm good. I am really great.

I did a show, um, earlier

a-a-at this really cool club.

Isn't it like 3:00 p.m.?

Um, yeah, it's like, uh, it was like an afternoon show,

which is kinda like the new night show.

It's like an industry thing. They want to get in early

'cause they have dinners and like, yeah...

Great.

Well, hey, I'm glad to hear that you're back on stage.

I mean, I know it's been tough, you know,

to get back to it after...

Uh, yeah, thank you.

- Um, what? - What's up with you?

Nothing, just, you know,

um, getting ready for the party tomorrow. That's it.

- The party? - It's my graduation.

You... You said that you weren't gonna be able to come.

No, yeah, I remember. Uh, I remember.

I... I wish I could be there for you.

I just... there's so many gigs in LA,

I just... I'd hate to miss, like, a couple days.

Hey, you've gotta get them gigs, right?

Right. You get it.

You know, you gotta choose you.

Well, um, I, um, should probably...

I probably should get going, but, uh...

I-I'll call you tomorrow, and I hope you have fun.

- Um, bye. - I love... All right.

- I'll talk to you later. - Talk to you later.

Bye.

["Run To Your Mama" playing]

Hey, Mark.

I won't be coming in because I have an abortion.

So, um, I just need a couple days, thanks, dude.

[music continues]

♪ Rolling with the rain ♪

♪ Boy you better run to your mama now ♪

♪ Lightning in the sky ♪

♪ Boy you better run to your mama now... ♪

Can I offer you some champagne, ma'am?

[in British accent] Sure, I'll take a bottle,

if that's okay with you.

Ta.

A bottle, okay.

Uh, I will check on that.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[people chattering]

Um...

I think this is my seat.

S-Sorry, excuse me. I think this is, um...

Hi, hi, I think this is actually my seat.

Can I help you?

Yeah, um, this is my seat.

Doesn't sound right to me.

Uh, that... Okay, um, is that English or Irish?

- That sounds... - Can I help you, sir?

Oh, uh, um...

[flight attendant] Okay, let me see. Okay.

I'm gonna have to ask to see your ticket.

No, that's like an invasion of privacy.

No one else has had to check their ticket.

Okay, ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to

vacate the seat, please.

Okay.

[flight attendant] Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

- Vacate the seat, please. - I thought that was my seat.

- One second. - Watch your head. Okay.

- Do you need some help? - No, I got it.

[flight attendant] You're going to have to check your guitar.

I'm afraid that the overhead bins are all full, ma'am.

She can just leave the guitar up here.

It can be my carry-on item, I travel light.

No, that's okay. I only have one guitar.

I feel more comfortable if it's with me.

All right. Either the guitar stays up here in first class

where you do not have a seat...

Or it goes under the plane, ma'am.

You have to listen to what I'm telling you.

- All right. - Excuse me.

What?

Have fun with that one, bud.

- Thanks. All right. - Do not speak to him, please.

I'm allowed to talk to whoever I want.

Thank you, ma'am.

- Thank you. - God.

Sir, would you like some champagne?

- Um, coffee would be great. - Okay, latte, cappuccino?

- Just a coffee. - Okay, fantastic.

[muttering indistinctly]

[people chattering]

[Cora snores]

Mhm, sorry.

Are we there yet?

We haven't taken off yet.

[sighs]

[plane engine whirs]

[pensive music]

[airplane lights ding]

[buckle clicks]

[flight announcer] Welcome to Portland.

We just turned your fasten seat belt sign off.

It's 72 degrees and drizzly today.

We hope you enjoyed your flight.

Mom says selfies kill.

I guess that depends on how bad you look.

That's why I'm putting all this crap on my face.

So I don't look sleep-deprived and desperate.

Why are you desperate?

Because I think my girlfriend is seeing someone.

We're in an open relationship,

but if in reality, she likes someone more than me,

that could really suck for me.

And it's like, you know, my career's

not really taking off the way it should be.

What's wrong with your career?

You ask a lot of questions.

[woman] Langdon, let's go.

Yeah, Langdon, let's go.

[sighs]

[people chattering]

Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, have you seen a guy that's like, this high,

and like, with a face, with a guitar case?

Hey. I didn't want to leave it alone.

Precious cargo, baby on board, yeah.

- What? - Here you go.

[people chattering]

Oh, and I got you a coffee.

I would've had them make you a latte,

but I didn't know what kind of milk you like.

I thought maybe an almond milk.

- That feels offensive, but, um... - Sorry.

- Thank you, sir. - No worries.

Sir, we'll be getting this for you.

Oh, my God.

[metal squeaks]

What kind of music do you play?

Uh, the good kind.

That's a relief. I'd hate to think

I was abetting someone playing

bad music.

[indistinct chatter]

Okay, Damon, Damon, let me do it.

Just give me one moment, sir.

Looks like you need a new case.

Okay, look, man,

I appreciate it, thank you for the help,

but we're good now, okay?

I don't need any more help from you.

[case thuds]

[flight attendant] One second.

[Cora] Great.

"The-The Maybe Nots," is that your band?

Uh, it used to be, but not anymore.

[Cora sighs]

[flight attendant] Damon, can you help me, please?

I can't do this by myself.

[metal squeaks]

Come on, let's go!

[flight attendant] Just give me one second, ma'am.

Or whatever... however, just as long as everyone's okay.

[instrumental music]

Are you visiting?

I live here.

Well, kind of.

I live in LA, I'm bi-coastal.

With-With only one coast.

Pretty landlocked on the other side.

Um, you get it, right?

Right.

Well, welcome home.

Thank you. It's so good to be back to the old

to my old place.

[line ringing]

[Justine] Hey, it's Justine. Leave a message.

[gentle music]

[Cora] Hello, pretty lady.

You will do.

Yes, cutie.

No, oh.

God, wait, okay.

- Eh, oh, well. - Are you on Tinder?

I actually... I met my wife online.

- Cool. - She makes candles.

- I love that. - Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

[cab driver] I actually have some in the trunk

if you want to buy some to take to...

[Cora] No, I'm okay, yeah. Thank you.

[cab driver] Maybe as like a gift, or...?

[Cora] That's okay, thank you.

It's just hard to travel with them.

[cab driver] There's a tea tree with vanilla.

I can give you a card.

[Cora] Okay.

[music continues]

[music fades]

[cab driver] Don't forget to check out our website!

Stay... Stay safe.

[birds chirping]

[dog barks in distance]

[laughs]

Hi.

- [Taco barking] - Hi, Taco.

[Taco barking]

Honey, I'm back from war.

[Taco whimpers]

Taco!

Hi, baby.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Hello. - Hi.

[chuckles]

Are you... You're Cora?

Yeah, are you the cleaning lady?

[laughing] No.

Um, I'm just...

I'm Riley, I'm Justine's friend.

Oh, cool, yeah, oh, my God.

- Amazing having you over. - Mm-hmm.

Um, where is my girlfriend of many, many years, anyway?

She's at the store right now, because she's... we're...

There's a little party happening.

Oh, yeah, I know, obviously.

What kind of person would, like,

miss their life partner's graduation party?

- Right. - So great that you came, yeah.

She'll be so... Yeah, that's awesome.

Thank you. Do you want something to drink?

Yeah, oh, my God. Let me get you something.

- Let me show you... - Let me show you the kitchen.

I'll show you where the teacups are.

Awesome.

Oh, oh, sorry.

- Excuse me. - No, no, no, you're good.

Okay.

What's that smell? Smells like coconuts.

Oh, it's probably my face cream.

Ugh. I hate coconut.

It's so '80s, but it's cool that you like it.

- I love it. - It smells, yeah, different.

It's weird that it doesn't bother Justine,

she's allergic to nuts.

Yeah, but it's just a scent, so...

Yeah, it's still a nut.

Is it?

Yeah, it's in the title, coconut.

There's so many dirty rags around here.

I don't really drink tea that often.

I'm more of a beer-tea girl than a tea-tea girl.

[Riley] Well, you might be disappointed.

Justine doesn't keep alcohol in the house,

'cause we don't drink.

Who's we?

Mhm, us. Me and Justine.

Yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about

because Justine loves to drink.

It's like our number one thing we like to do.

It's like the foundation of our relationship.

But, of course, we fell in love for other reasons.

We're like, so spiritually close.

We have this cosmic connection that's like,

absolutely incredible, and really electric. So...

But, yeah, originally, we did meet,

we were guilty of meeting at Burning Bushes,

which is a bar that adults drink at.

Um, playing an ironic game of beer pong.

Which, it's like, we were playing for fun.

It's like obviously funny.

But it was flirty, too.

Uh, her hands on my waist.

She told me that story.

Okay.

So she told you.

First kiss.

- Fingered in the car. - Oh.

[tea kettle whistles]

[lighter clicks]

Do you mind if I smoke?

Is that weed?

Uh, yeah. [Laughs]

Are you, like, a cop?

Have you heard it's, like, totally legal?

It basically cures cancer. It's a vitamin.

Hmm. Sure.

- Wait, you're not a cop, right? - No, I'm not a cop.

Okay, good, 'cause cops are fascists.

- Hm. - ACAB.

My dad's a cop.

[laughs]

I'm sure he's one of the good ones.

- [door opens] - [Justine] Hey, babe.

They were almost out of the lemon lime,

but I managed to get the last case.

- Surprise. - Surprise.

Cora!

[bag thuds]

Hey.

Mm! Mm!

How are you? You look so good.

- I'll give you guys a minute. - Yeah, thanks, girl.

She's neat. What is she, like, five-one? Five-foot?

[Justine] Yeah, something like that.

[Cora] Does she like cops? I couldn't really get...

[Justine] Cora, Cora, what...

What are you doing here?

What do you mean? I'm here for your graduation.

Your major educational achievements, life goal met.

- Yeah, yeah, um... - Yeah.

But, I thought we... I thought we talked about it,

and you said that you weren't gonna be able to make it.

Well, I wanted to surprise you.

Are you happy to see me?

Yeah, of course, babe.

Of course I'm happy to see you, yeah.

[Cora] 'Cause I was like, I was worried,

for a moment, like nervous.

[Justine] It's a little out of the blue, that's all.

Well, it shouldn't really be out of the blue

for your girlfriend to, like, fly across the country to, like,

see you on your most important day.

It's like a two-hour flight from LA.

It took a long time to book the flight.

Okay, yeah, you're right, it did.

- That's effort. - So it's like, yeah.

Come here. Come here.

- Come here. - [Cora] I know I'm acting...

[Justine] Oh, my gosh. I missed you so much.

[Cora] Okay.

I'm-I'm really happy that you were able to be here, baby.

Yeah, wouldn't miss it.

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

[both laugh]

- [Riley] Hi, I'm just gonna... - No problem.

Grab some dirty clothes.

Um, let me just get thi-this.

Oh, oh, sorry.

- Do you need anything? - No, I'm good, yeah.

[sighs]

[phone dings]

[gentle music]

I-I fixed your guitar case.

Oh, cool, thanks.

Um, so, when does the festivities start?

Soon. Actually, I should probably finish all this stuff.

Do you need help with anything?

[Justine] Uh...

I... Nah.

I think we've got it all under control.

Look, I know we said, you know,

don't ask, don't tell,

but is there anything you want to talk about?

Talk about what?

Cora.

Fine, when... where did you and Ross meet?

- Riley. - Riley. Where did you guys meet?

Uh, we met at a bar.

You know, nothing exciting.

Which bar?

Um, the bar... which bar?

It was Burning Bushes.

Burning Bushes, like our Burning Bushes?

Like every lesbian in Portland's Burning Bushes.

Oh, come on. Don't act like it's not our special place.

You and I used to hang out there almost every single night.

Yeah, it's not necessarily a good thing.

- Hold on. - Great, cool, thanks.

[Justine] I'm sorry.

[both sigh]

What's-her-name said that you quit drinking.

Yeah, I decided to take a break.

What, are you, like, suddenly a 100 years old?

[Justine laughing]

Yeah, I felt like it.

[Justine] Started to be a little too much, is all.

Yeah, well, I totally would quit, too.

I mean, I'm just in the industry. It's hard.

It's like partying, it's part of the territory.

It's like networking.

Makes sense. I understand.

[Cora] You know it's been eight months,

and you haven't come to visit.

[Justine] I... I want to.

I just wanted to make sure

that I gave you enough time to get settled first, you know?

[Cora] Yeah, LA is amazing.

I mean, the people are really real.

Not like real like, they are here,

but they're like really trying to be something

that they're not yet.

Okay.

But, yeah, you know, since you've graduated,

maybe you move down there and we can be together again.

[Riley] Justine, your phone's going nuts.

You might want to answer it.

[exhales] Whatever. Uh...

Look, I, um...

I know that we have a lot to talk about.

But, um...

I...

I don't know, can we talk about it later?

Yeah, whatever you need.

I'm here for you, whatever you need, so...

- Okay. - Thanks.

All right.

[instrumental music]

[sniffing]

Hm.

[Justine] It's complicated, I told you that.

[Riley] I know, but it's only complicated

'cause she just showed up. It wasn't before.

[Justine] Look, I told you that I had a girlfriend.

[Riley] Everyone knows, open relationships are just

two people that maybe don't want to admit

they're not in love anymore.

[Justine] I'm not gonna have this conversation

with you right now.

I am gonna go take Taco on a walk.

Oh, I already walked him.

Well, Taco's my dog, so I think

I know when she wants to go on a walk.

She?

Seriously?

Taco's a boy.

Gender's a construct, so I don't think

it really matters if she's a boy or not.

[both laugh]

- I mean, it matters at the vet... - [Cora] Okay!

- Okay. - [Cora] Good girl.

[Justine] I'm sorry, all right?

[mellow music]

♪ Crush me ♪

♪ Crush me ♪

♪ Crush me ♪

♪ Crush me ♪

♪ Crush me ♪

Okay, now, don't you leave me too.

♪ Crush me, crush me, crush me... ♪

[bell dings in distance]

[Kaitlyn gasping]

Wait! Oh, my God, Cora!

It's you... It's Kaitlyn!

It's me! Ah!

Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God!

It's so good to see you, it's so good.

Wow, wow.

I can't believe you are here and you didn't text me.

What?

How long are you here for?

How's LA?

Is everyone just, like, super famous?

Yes. [Laughing]

- Yeah, I bet. - No, it's been really great.

It's like really great there.

I feel like there's just so many opportunities for me.

More than here, and I just,

I don't know, I feel like I outgrew Portland.

- Even though I love coming back. - Oh, yeah, that's so great.

Are you still doing the music stuff?

Yeah, obviously. Why wouldn't I be?

Yeah, of course you are, absolutely.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Uh, hey, what are you

what are you doing tonight?

I have a... Actually, I don't know yet.

What's-What's going on?

Well, a bunch of us are going to this, like,

secret private Beach Roses show.

- Do you remember Beach Roses? - Yeah.

I can probably get you on the list!

- The list, okay. - Crazy, right, yeah.

Yeah, luckily, my boyfriend Sam does sound for them.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have even gone

to the Revolution Hall show.

- Revolution Hall! - Yeah.

They played Revolution Hall. That's,

so good for them, yeah.

I didn't think they were quite there yet,

but that's great.

They must have been doing... They're doing good.

They're going to be, like, huge.

Like...

- They're gonna be huge. - Yeah. That's awesome.

If I don't have anything better to do,

I definitely will stop by.

I might stop by, I just don't... Yeah.

Yeah, okay, great, yeah. If you want to come, just text me.

Yeah, I'll definitely text you if I'm bored.

It was so great to see you, yeah.

It was so good to see you.

Oh, I'm sorry, one last hug.

[both squealing]

You look so good. Be safe, okay?

I will be safe.

I miss you so much!

Thank you. I'll keep you updated.

- Okay. - All right, girl.

[doorbell dings]

[man] Hey, hey!

Isn't that your dog?

Oh, shit, Taco.

- I wasn't gonna leave her, so... - That's right.

I was just walking around the corner.

Hey, girl.

Come on, girl, let's go.

Thanks.

[instrumental music]

[birds chirping]

[car horn honks]

What the hell? Go!

Off.

[brakes squeak]

[muffled hip-hop music]

[indistinct chatter]

What up, girl?

What up with you guys?

Your dog looks sad.

Uh, you look sad.

Can I pet it?

Come on.

[all laughing]

[music continues]

You think, like, she'd be excited that, like,

her girlfriend was here on her important day.

I mean, she's graduating from grad school.

That only happens, like, a couple times in your life.

Wait, she's graduating right now?

No, I mean, I missed her graduation,

'cause I had a show, I didn't want to miss.

But her party's today.

How come you aren't at the party, then?

No, I am. I'm there, I'm...

I just had to, like, take my dog on a walk.

Oh, shit, Taco.

Um...

Have you guys seen my dog?

The little...

Taco!

Taco!

Taco!

Come here, girl!

[woman 2] She just lost her dog.

It's fine, one sec!

- Taco, Taco! - [Taco barking]

Oh, my God.

[instrumental music]

You little freaky girl.

[indistinct chattering]

[Joy] Gary, stop it!

Mom? Dad?

- Cora Bora! - Coraline!

Joy, Gary.

What are you doing here?

We came for Riley's...

We're here for Justine's graduation.

[laughs] What are you doing here?

Justine didn't tell us you were coming.

Well, no, because why would my girlfriend

talk about me behind my back to my parents?

What you got there, Mom?

- Nothing, nothing. - Cake.

Why does it say "happy birthday" on it?

Um...

I'm sorry, what is happening here?

- Like, I'm confused. - Joy and Gary are here!

- Hi. - Hi.

[Riley] You shouldn't have.

Thank you.

Um, it's my birthday.

Oh, is it?

Is it your birthday?

Um...

[Gary] Jesus Christ.

Um...

You're Judas, and you are Judas.

You're the one who kept asking us to come over here

and pack up more things to send to you in LA.

Riley was just helping.

I'm sure she was. So nice.

Anyway, it turns out that Riley's a massage therapist.

Get off.

She's been helping your dad with his back.

- And... - She has magic hands.

Wait, I'm sorry. You've massaged my dad?

You've been touching Gary, my father, with your bare hands.

That's perverted.

Cora, I can finally walk properly again.

I wish you couldn't walk.

- Okay, she saved me. Cora. - Cora, Cora.

I can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe that you're hanging out alone with...

[Joy] Just because you left

doesn't mean that Justine is not still family to us.

You were together for five years!

We're still together! We are still together!

- I just don't live here. - What?

What the hell is going on?

- Hey. - My parents are traitors.

- Family's here. - Oh, my goodness.

- Hey, y'all, hey. - Hey, hey.

[Justine] Hey, hey, Dad.

Ma.

Ma, this is Riley.

Remember I mentioned her?

You got her some flowers? That's-That's sweet.

[Riley] Thank you so much for coming.

It's so nice to meet you.

- Mhm. - Yoo-hoo.

[laughing] Who is over here?

[screaming]

- Hi, Mama. - Oh.

[whispers] Joy and Gary got me these flowers.

- Oh, my God! - You look gorgeous.

You didn't tell me she was gonna be here.

I didn't know she was coming.

[both chuckle]

- She surprised me. - Let me look at you!

- Check out my ass? - Looking good!

- Do you think? - Yes! Oh, my gosh.

How is Los Angeles?

[Cora] Amazing, it's gorgeous. You have to come visit.

- I want to hear all about it. - Please.

Yes!

Your mom really loves me.

I really do!

Even though she can be a pain in the ass!

[both laughing]

A little bit, a little bit guilty.

- Do you want a drink? - I'd love one.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

One, two, three.

[Cora laughing]

Are you okay?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[Cora clicks tongue]

Are you and Justine still together?

What? Why would you ask that? Of course.

Why, did... did... Why, did she say something?

Are you gonna get married?

Married? Uh, I don't know.

We haven't really talked about it.

We're kind of in a rebuilding year.

What's that mean?

I don't know.

Who's that girl?

Just some chick.

She's pretty.

I guess, if you like people who are, like,

radiant or whatever.

- Is she gonna marry Justine? - No.

I mean, no. No one's getting married.

Except for maybe me and Justine one day.

Justine's the best.

I know.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- ♪ Happy birthday dear Riley ♪ - ♪ Happy birthday dear Ruby ♪

Sorry.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[cheering]

[Cora grunts]

Um... Well, can... I have a speech.

[chuckles] Can we put the cake cutter down?

And can everyone look at me? Dad?

Um, I have decided here's home for me.

Portland is home for me.

And my beautiful girlfriend Justine,

uh, who lays it down in the bedroom.

[laughs] Is home... is home for me.

Um, that and, and my parents,

uh, my amazing parents, Joy and Gary,

who can betray a little bit.

They're a little bit distrustful.

Distrust-worthy?

Um, but you guys help pay the rent!

[laughs] And I like that!

Um, I feel like I've done everything in LA

that I wanted to do, and I need to be here.

So I have decided recently, guys,

that I'm moving back to Portland.

[dog whimpers]

[Cora squeals]

My babies are together again!

Oh, I cannot wait to be together!

Whose dog is that?

- [dog whimpers] - What?

Where's Taco? That's not Taco.

Babe, where's Taco?

- Oh, Cora Bora. - [Cora] Um...

- What'd you say? - [Justine] Where is Taco?

[chuckles] Um, what the heck?

Where is... What is going on?

How the fuck did you lose Taco?

Where was the last place you saw him?

Her.

Cora, where is our fucking dog?

- What are you looking for? - My cigarettes!

I'm looking for a pack of cigarettes.

Why are you looking for cigarettes?

You need to be looking for Taco!

Listen, I know you're upset, okay?

But she's gonna come back. She's done this before.

Remember... Remember all the stuff that happened with the band?

Like, she was gone for like a week,

but she found her way back to us.

Like, she's a good dog. She's a loyal dog.

And she just is independent.

She just needs space to, like, figure things out, you know?

Justine, please, okay?

[woman 3] Henry!

Stupid GPS. Come on!

Henry!

Henry!

[woman crying] Henry!

It, like, says "no service," but I have service.

It's okay, we'll find him.

Oh, give him to me!

- Give me my Henry! - I was just calling you.

- It didn't go through. - My baby.

Henry. Oh, I missed you so much, baby.

I know it's not your fault, baby.

Little baby, I know, babies. I know, babies.

I love you, Henry.

Mwah! Did you steal my dog?

What kind of a person does that? Just takes another person's dog?

No one stole your dog.

Are you trying to imply that

Henry just unhooked himself and ran away?

No, lady, I'm implying it was a mistake.

It was a simple mistake.

You are very lucky I don't call the cops

on all of you people, you thieves.

You're lucky we don't call the cops on you! Why are you here?

Okay, lady, I'm sorry your dog, like, followed me home, okay?

It was probably trying to get away from you.

You're, like, smothering him.

Do you know what it feels like to have someone

take the one thing that you love away from you?

Do you know what that feels like?

- You don't! - [Justine] All right.

[woman 3] To lose the one thing that holds

you together on this planet.

Okay, all right, I'm sorry that this happened,

but you've been reunited, and we need to find our dog.

- So, all right. - [Riley] Don't touch our door.

[door thuds]

[Riley] Uh, what?

Are you okay?

Seriously?

- [Riley] Cora? - [Justine] What?

I just asked if she was okay.

- Ow. - [Justine] Riley!

[mellow music]

[Gary] I think you should stay here, sweetheart.

Just... stay put for a little while.

["Cockroach" playing]

♪ Crush me under the wave ♪

♪ Bitterness jealousy... ♪

Taco!

Come here, Taco baby!

Come on, little, little girl!

[upbeat music]

[Justine] It's hard for me, okay?

[Riley] And she has so many problems

and she's going through such a hard time, right?

'Cause that's like a really good reason

to stay in a relationship, isn't it? Isn't it?

[Justine] Look, we just have a lot of history, that's it.

Okay, that lady used GPS.

[gasps] Chip number, what?

[Riley] She's been here one day,

and look at all the chaos she's already caused.

I understand that what she went through is really horrible,

but that was two years ago,

and it's not like you weren't affected, too.

How do you not see how selfish she is?

[Justine] I know that I'm fucking this up, okay?

[Riley] No. She's sucking you into her chaos again.

And just because her life sucks

doesn't mean that yours has to, too.

♪ Crush me, crush me, crush me ♪

[Cora] Taco!

Come to Mommy.

Come to your beautiful mommy, Taco!

Come here!

Come on, Taco!

[dog barking]

[music continues]

[muffled rock music]

- Ticket? - Uh, I'm on the list.

- Name? - Cora with a C.

You're not on the list.

Oh, you didn't even look.

- Yeah, you're not on here. - How can you tell?

'Cause everybody that's on the list is already here.

Let me call my friend.

And you're not bringing that thing in here.

Okay, I'm an artist, so...

I'm a painter, but I don't bring

my damn easel around to the club.

- Are you making fun of me? - Little bit.

Oh, my God, okay.

H-Hey! Hey.

- Hey, difficult. - [Cora] Hi, what's up?

Why are you hiding behind a curtain?

Uh, I'm standing behind a curtain.

Well, that's not a very nice way to treat someone

who's gone out of his way to help you.

[laughs] What is your deal, anyway?

I'm glad you finally asked!

My name is Tomas Moen. I go by Tom.

I'm from a small farming community in rural Pennsylvania.

My parents are Bill and Sally Moen.

- Oh, my God. - My friends are... Okay.

Did you want to come in, or...?

I was supposed to be on the list.

- I don't doubt it. - My friend...

I, look... My label manages the band,

so your friend can go pound sand.

[chuckles] Pound sand?

Yeah, you pound sand?

You take the sand, you pound it.

It's a form of expression.

I-I'm serious, right?

- Okay. - All right, well. Um...

[music continues]

- Okay. - Okay, all right.

We have a winner. Thanks, Tony.

Thanks, Tony. Awesome.

[Tom] Tony's a great painter, by the way.

[Coral] Oh, my God, he's so nice.

[Tom] Super artistic.

Hey.

[Cora] Kaitlyn.

[rock music]

We made it.

Is that your friend?

- Sorry. - Hey, girl.

Hey, Cora.

Hey, uh, I texted you. Did you not get my texts?

Oh, yeah, no, I mean, I don't know.

Well, like, what the hell? You invited me.

Yeah, that was before I found out you fucked Sam.

Oh, uh, girl Sam?

[Kaitlyn] No, dude, seriously?

- Sam D? - [Kaitlyn] My boyfriend!

Sam S.

You slept with Sam D, too?

Oh, I don't know, right?

I trusted you.

Yeah, but you guys weren't even together.

Yeah, but you knew I liked him!

Yeah, well...

- What is wrong with you? - Nothing.

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

And, like, how can you just keep cheating on Justine?

- She's so nice. - [Cora] I'm not cheating on her.

Like anything, we're in an open relationship.

It's like literally hip, so...

- Why don't you go back to LA? - Yeah, okay, maybe I will.

So good luck with your loser dead end town

and your loser dead end boyfriend, okay?

- [phone thuds] - Fuck!

Oh, my God.

[music continues]

Good luck.

People really seem to like you.

Here, use this.

[Tom] Oh, no, that's not the right place to...

Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. - All right.

Sorry, sorry, man.

Um, you know what? I think what the problem is,

is that you're not so good at reading situations.

I'm great at reading situations. Sorry, man.

Like I kinda knew she was gonna throw something at you.

Maybe not her phone.

I thought probably like a drink, something, at you.

But you seemed genuinely surprised when it happened.

I thought we were cool, so...

Did you sleep with her boyfriend?

No, I mean...

Well, they're together now, but they weren't together when

it was just oral, and it was a long time ago.

I was in an open relationship, so it's... was fine.

Hmm, how'd that work out for you?

Fine. It's still fine, it feels good.

[Tom] Wow, you're still together!

I mean, yeah, that's why I'm here.

At the show.

No, that's why I came to Portland, to like be together.

Hmm, great. Well, where is he?

- She. - She, ah, jeez.

No, it's fine. You hate bisexuals.

Uh... No, I just, I was, uh, I'm actually...

You know what, I'm just gonna leave it there.

Yeah. [Laughs] No, it's fine.

Uh, she's with her other... she's with her family,

so it's sweet.

[door creaks]

That's very... sweet.

Well, um, I feel like I've done more than is normal

to help a complete stranger,

and you're probably not gonna thank me, which is cool.

But if you want to hang out with some other cool people

who don't already hate you,

we have a table at the back.

[music continues]

[sighs]

Okay. You are a tough nut to crack.

[laughs] Sure.

Yeah.

[Cora] Hey.

[door creaking]

[phone dings]

Ugh, gross.

[sighs]

[music continues]

[rock music]

[people chattering]

[distant muffled music]

Hey.

Thanks.

[car engine humming]

[cab driver] Old Springs Road, eh?

Yep.

[cab driver] What takes you out there?

Oh, just gonna get plowed by a stranger.

Um, do you mind if I play some music?

[cab driver] No, that's fine.

["Get Out Of My House" playing]

♪ Never want to touch me ♪

♪ Only want to make me cry... ♪

I like this.

It's my band.

[chuckles] Hey, you guys are great!

When are you playing again?

We're not.

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya ♪

♪ Get out of my house ♪

♪ I don't wanna know ya... ♪

[crickets chirping]

[cab driver] Have fun getting plowed!

[sighs] Okay, thanks.

[car door shuts]

[car engine humming]

[gravel crunching]

[knocking on door]

[metal creaking]

[knocking on door]

[door creaking]

Hello?

[rain pattering]

Hello?

[floorboard creaking]

[footsteps approaching]

- Cora! - Fuck! Oh, my God.

You made it.

- Hi! - Hello! Get in here.

- Give me a... Bring it in. - Okay.

How's it going?

- Mwah. - Oh, thank you.

- [Cora chuckles] - Not a hugger, I guess.

Oh, no, I love hugs. I'm a big hugger.

I just, um, got hit in the head, yeah.

- Oh, shit, yeah, you did. - Yeah.

- Um, here, uh, have a seat. - Shh, okay.

I'll get you some... Here, just... Yeah,

chill there for a second.

I'll get you something cold or frozen to put on that.

[refrigerator door opens]

[sighs] I can't wait to hook up.

Um, yeah. I like your pants.

- You into, like... - [Cora] Thank you.

- Ska? Yeah. - Yes, thank you.

All right.

- Um, awesome. - All right.

- Is that better? - It's nice, thanks.

W-What is this?

- It is beaver meat. - Cool!

[Jeremiah] Yeah.

Farmer market fresh.

Sounds delicious. [Chuckles]

You have quite the setup here.

Oh, Don did that, also.

- He does a lot of wood carving. - So scary.

- Yeah. - How long have y'all

been a thing?

Uhh, Don and Electra,

they've been together for, like, ever.

And then Jamie joined us just last year.

- Jamie? - Mm-mm.

Oh, Don did that one. I like that one.

Um, yeah, Jamie. She's not here yet.

She's like, uh... she's at work right now,

but Kevin's probably gonna pick her up from the co-op.

- So you'll meet her. - Who's Kevin?

[Jeremiah] Kevin's cool, man.

- I think you'll dig Kevin. - [singers harmonizing]

He makes, like, bracelets for homeless kids.

And, like, he's got super-good energy.

Total-ally.

♪ On your lips it's like so fresh baby ♪

[both clapping]

Sounds so nice.

It sounds awesome.

Um, this is Cora. She's hanging out.

[Cora] I love your little animal.

[Jeremiah] That's Electra's dog.

[Cora] Oh, yeah, I know.

[Don] Cora, Cora, Cora.

- Hello. - Welcome.

Did you just cook something, or...?

Oh, thank you.

Awesome, thanks.

No way, you brought your own guitar?

Oh, start holding hands.

[both laugh]

Yeah, it's so good.

- Thank you. - Yeah, you play?

- Yeah. - Yeah, let's jam, let's do it.

[Cora giggles]

- You really sink in. - Let's do "sunny side."

We'll do it in a C negative.

Oh, acoustic, that's cool.

♪ Keep to the sunny side ♪

♪ Always on the sunny side... ♪

- Can you take my coat? - Oh, yeah.

♪ Sunny side of life ♪

♪ Keep to the sunny side ♪

♪ Always to the sunny side ♪

♪ Always on the sunny side of life... ♪

[whispers] You wanna play?

Um, I-I-I, sorry, I just...

So I haven't played with, um...

I haven't played with other people in a really long time.

Well, playing with other people is the only way to do it.

Isn't that right, Lec?

Yeah, Cora, why don't you sing us one of yours?

Oh, sure.

Yeah, like a song.

[chuckles] Okay.

[Cora clears throat]

[strums guitar]

♪ Sometimes love is just a joke... ♪

- Oh, it's a love song. - No, it's not.

It's a, um... I don't write love songs.

I just write about my life.

[Don laughs] That's good, I like that.

[Cora strums guitar]

Right on.

♪ Sometimes love is just a joke ♪

♪ You touch me and I start to choke ♪

♪ I wanna be near you ♪

♪ But not all the time ♪

♪ Just when I need you ♪

♪ When you're on my mind ♪

[piano starts playing]

♪ Love is a joke ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you're together ♪

♪ Or apart ♪

♪ Love is a joke ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you're together ♪

♪ Or apart ♪

♪ Love is a joke ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you're together ♪

♪ Or apart ♪

[laughs]

- [clapping] - Yeah!

[laughing]

- That was awesome. - Whoa, really?

That was wonderful.

- Kevin and Jamie are home! - Hey, my loves.

My lovely loves.

[door shuts]

Oh, hi.

Who's this?

- [Don] Darling. - Thank you.

Meet Cora, Cora, Cora.

She has a mean set of pipes on her.

Hi, Darling.

[lighter clicks]

[bubbling]

[indistinct song on radio]

So, like, this customer was being such a drag.

And he kept touching all the potatoes,

and I finally told Craig he had to toss him out.

How is Craig?

We haven't seen him since the last get together.

[Jamie] Oh, he's good.

His cat died.

Oh, that sucks.

[dog whimpers]

What happened to your face?

Oh. [Clears throat]

This girl threw a phone at my head.

Oh, shit.

[chuckles] Yeah.

- Cora. - Yeah?

What are you doing here?

Um. Here-here, like the house? Or on Earth?

Or like what brings me to Portland?

All of it, man.

Oh, I'm just, uh, I'm visiting my girlfriend.

Oh, yeah, we don't like to use labels.

Well, she has a girlfriend, too. Like a different girlfriend.

So I don't really know what that label really means, you know?

Oh, cool, like a throuple.

No, um...

No, I-I wish. [Chuckles]

More like we... we talked about seeing other people,

and then I got back and there's, like,

this woman's lotion in our bathroom.

And it's like the good lotion.

And her clothes are everywhere.

And my dog's not even a girl anymore.

And I don't know where my dog is.

I just, like, I don't know what we're doing.

But, like, I love her, you know?

- Mm. - The dog?

No, um, Justine.

My whatever person.

I get it, man, you know. She's like your best friend.

Yeah.

Um, she's like the only person that, like, gets me.

And I'm so afraid that nobody ever will get me, again.

And I'll like shrivel up and die alone,

and she'll be out there,

having these meaningful relationships

and knowing that she's loved.

This reminds me of a story

about a beautiful soul I met at The Burn.

His name was Patch and he had one leg.

Not one eye?

No, Patch had one leg.

And a tall bike.

But he could never reach the bottom pedal by himself.

He had to always lean down and use his hand

to push that pedal.

[smacks lips] Am I Patch?

[Kevin] Nah, man.

You're the bike.

I'm the bike.

Shall we make love?

[gags]

[clears throat]

Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

I'm just gonna leave it here. Okay, I'll just bring it.

[rain pattering]

[instrumental music]

Join us.

I didn't... I wasn't quite ready to...

Shh. Come join us.

Okay, here I come.

- [all laugh] - Come join us, yes.

So funny.

[Cora clears throat]

[Cora] Thank you, my hand.

- What is that? - Me, it's me.

Okay.

[Jamie] Can I kiss your ear?

You gotta share, you gotta share.

[music continues]

[Jamie] Do you mind if I touch your breasts?

[Jeremiah] Is it cool if I grab your flank?

- [Cora] Uh... Oh. - [Jeremiah] I love your mane.

[Kevin] Welcome to the stable.

[Don neighing]

[Cora laughing] Okay!

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I-I thought I can do this...

- Did I bite, or...? - No, no.

You used mostly your lips, but I...

I'm in a really strange head space right now,

and, um, I-I have a lot on my mind.

I think I should go look for my dog.

I don't know why I'm not.

So, yeah, you guys have a really cool thing going.

And I just... I love you guys.

You've been so nice.

I gotta go, I should go.

Thank you for the company, the... Okay.

- All right. - Totally fine.

- No worries, or whatever. - Thank you.

[door slams]

Oh, my God.

[breathing heavily]

Oh, fuck!

[rain pattering]

Seriously?

Fuck!

[gentle music]

[birds chirping]

[insects buzzing]

[music continues]

[girl laughing]

[Mandy] She pooped in the drum set.

- Thinking it was... Yes. - [Dennis] No. No.

- The girl from the bar? - [Mandy] Yes!

- Oh, yes. - No way.

You didn't see it or smell it?

No.

- Not at all. - It was literally on stage.

[Dennis] Was that before or after your voice cracked?

You've gotta be kidding me.

Are you stalking me?

Uh, I've been at each spot before you got there, so no.

Is this the girl?

No, no.

But she has a broken guitar case.

[Tom] No, she is not the girl.

- It's, um... - This is so wild.

Pull up a chair.

No, she probably has somewhere to go,

and, you know, things to do.

So, you've been talking about me?

[Tom] That was someone's seat. Help yourself.

He said he met a girl on a plane

with a broken guitar case, and like, mental issues?

And then he went off on how he's drawn to broken people,

and then he cried a little.

- Thanks, Mandy. - Yep.

I think you two could actually be really good for each other.

Oh, no, no offense, but I'm not good for anyone.

As I've said, I agree.

But wait, how can you know that?

Like, I thought adding keytar would, like, ruin us.

But now, it's... it's like our signature sound.

I don't know, I just...

I have a really good feeling about you two.

Ugh, no. I have a girlfriend.

- And I don't want to date her. - And he's too old for me.

I'm the same age as you.

Tommy's young at heart.

N-No, I am young, period.

I'm the same age as all of you.

And a year younger than Dennis.

- That's not true. - What? I'm shocked.

O-Okay, anyways, I-I told you about her

because I'm working through some stuff,

but I'm the idiot who decided to talk through his issues

with a group of people who are a part of his issues.

Oh, speaking of people with issues.

Hey, I know you.

From the, uh, from the Maybe Nots.

[Tom] Yeah.

Uh, I used to play with Daisy and Seth, back in SF.

They were great.

Yeah, they were great. It sucks.

Wait, what happened?

Uh, there was a accident.

Yeah, there was an accident, and everyone died but me.

Mm-mm.

Oh, right, I remember that.

Yeah.

Man. Were you driving?

No, uh, Daisy was. I was the, the co-pilot.

I was in charge of keeping her awake.

It, um, it actually happened right by here.

Um...

Yeah, we had a really long drive back from San Francisco.

Uh, we had to do it all in one shot,

'cause we had to work the next day.

And, um, you know how it is driving all night.

We had just had this, like, really great show,

this really amazing, amazing show.

We killed it.

[chuckles] And everyone loved us.

We gave it our all,

so, you know, we were really tired.

And I really tried to keep her awake.

Like I really tried to keep her a-alert.

And we were almost home.

We were like minutes from being home safe.

And then a deer came out of nowhere.

It was, like, before I knew it, we were rolling and rolling,

and rolling, and I was screaming, but nobody else was.

[Mandy] Oh, fuck.

Did you get hurt?

Oh, I just got a cut from the glass breaking,

and Daisy and I got rushed to the hospital.

And I thought, you know

that she'd be okay, 'cause like,

how can something that horrible really happen?

But she wasn't.

Um... And so then, there was just me.

[smacks lips] So that's what happened.

Pretty fucked up, right?

I'm so sorry you went through that.

Yeah. Me too.

Messed me up pretty bad.

Are you crying, dude?

Yes.

Sorry.

That's okay, it's a pretty sad story.

Can I get you anything, hun?

No, I'm okay, thank you.

Well, this is the second party I've ruined

in the last 24 hours.

So I am going to

walk home, which is where I was going.

[chuckles]

Tom.

[Tom] Hey. Um...

Hey, wait. Um...

Let us...

Let us give you a ride.

[Cora] Oh, I have something I need to do right now,

but when I'm back in LA, we can hang out.

But I'm not gonna hook up with you.

Just as friends.

All right, uh, check please.

[footsteps departing]

[birds chirping in distance]

[mellow music]

[plastic rustling]

[music continues]

[paper rustling]

[sniffles]

[sobbing] My God, I miss you guys.

Music sucks without you.

[sobbing]

I just want to make you guys proud,

but sometimes I just want to give up.

I'm so sorry it took me so long.

[music continues]

[sniffles]

I love you.

[music continues]

- Oh, hey. - Hey.

Where's, um...

Justine's out looking for you.

Oh.

Okay, cool. Um...

How was the rest of the party?

Um, I don't know.

I was looking for Taco all night and crying,

and Justine was looking for you, so...

Shit, I'm sorry.

She's gonna come back, you know.

Okay.

Taco's a boy.

No, I mean Justine. She'll come back.

I don't understand.

Like if you don't want her,

why can't you just let her go?

Taco?

Justine, oh, my God, seriously?

Jeez, yeah. Um...

No, it's not that I don't want her.

But you are the one that left.

For my career.

I don't buy that.

I love her.

So do I.

Okay.

[dishes clatter]

[Riley] I am so over this.

[door opens]

[Justine] Where have you been?

I've called and texted you a thousand times.

Why didn't you answer?

I-I was out of cell phone reach and then my phone died,

but I'm back now, and everything's okay.

- Everything's okay? - Everything's fine.

Everything's fine, okay.

Hey, hey, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[sighs]

[sighs]

I can't do this anymore.

Do you not love me anymore?

No, I'm tired.

Okay, I'm tired.

[chuckles] Yeah, but, like, you know me.

I just need to, like, go away sometimes.

Okay, and what about me?

Am I supposed to just sit around and wait for you to come back?

Yeah, but what are you just gonna get another girlfriend,

and, like, replace me?

You are the one that wanted an open relationship, right?

And it's lonely dating someone

who always has one foot out the door of their own life.

I just... I just couldn't stay here after everything.

And you're the only person that knows me, and knew them,

and you're like the only person that likes me.

I feel like if you still do, you know.

Of course I still like you.

I just can't do this anymore.

But I'll always love you.

- Really? - [Justine] Yeah.

Well, why, like, specifically?

[both chuckle]

Oh, man.

Um, because you are, um,

vulnerable and so funny,

and nurturing.

Even though, you know, um, it's in such a unique way

that, you know, nobody really notices.

Yeah, I can be pretty nurturing, huh?

[chuckles] Yeah.

[sniffles]

So this is over?

- [Justine] You and I? - [Cora] Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[laughs] Babe, come on now.

You know it's been over for a while now.

Um, will you come visit me in LA,

with my parents, since you guys are all so close?

I would love to come visit you in LA,

but I probably shouldn't make any promises.

You know, you can bring what's-her-name, too.

Uh, I'll ask her, but she'll probably say no.

- [Cora chuckles] - But we'll see.

She's so intimidated by me.

- [both laugh] - It's sad, right?

Um, where is Riley?

Uh, she left.

What do you mean she left?

Like, she went out the back door at one... some point

when we were... we were talking, and then at some point,

she had... she had left the building.

Was she upset?

Um...

She wasn't really... I-I don't know.

I couldn't really get a read on her,

but I don't think she was happy, yeah.

[sighs] Oh, my God.

[Cora] She's not gone gone, though, right?

- She, like, will be back. - I don't know.

I was so worried about you last night

that I didn't even say anything to her.

I just ran out the door.

She's probably mad as hell.

Damn, I really fucked this up.

I feel like some of it might be my fault.

Okay, all of it was my fault.

Um...

Do you really like her?

Do you really want to know?

I mean, yeah. I'm not being a dick, I'm being serious.

Yeah.

I like her a lot. I love her.

Okay, just double checking.

Um... Yeah, you know what.

I thought it over, and I-I want to help you.

Uh, you want to help me do what?

Yeah, I'm gonna fix it.

Cora, I don't need you to fix anything.

I just need you to not break anything else, that's it.

No, I want to nurture you, and I want to bring Reba back.

- So... - [Justine] Cora.

I don't need anyone to nurture me right now.

I need you to sit your ass down.

- Don't worry. At all. - [Justine] Cora, please.

Don't leave this fucking house!

Fuck me.

All right, if I were a little tiny model

with a big ponytail and a bad attitude,

where would I be?

Burning Bushes.

Burning Bushes.

♪ I was down like you... ♪

I'm coming, Riley!

I'm coming for you, bitch!

In a... In a good way!

♪ Blaming everybody around me ♪

♪ Hating myself more ♪

♪ I was desperate like you read in the paper... ♪

Sorry, I'm not chasing you!

[door opens]

♪ I was alone in a lonesome place ♪

♪ Till I finally said I'm done... ♪

[Riley gasps]

What the actual fuck?

I'm trying to help you. You said you don't drink.

Are you kidding me? This is coffee.

It kind of... Okay, it actually does smell like coffee.

Did it burn?

Thank you. Yes, yes.

And now, you've ruined my outfit,

just like you ruin everything.

Okay, that's a little harsh, but I guess I deserved that.

Can I help you? Like, what do you need?

Um, I-I want to bring you home, so...

What?

Uh, Justine wants you to come home.

Come on, you can't break up with Justine

just 'cause of a little tiny thing

like she has another girlfriend.

You know what? This is on me for even getting involved

with this whole shit show.

I shouldn't have even done that in the first place.

[sighs] Okay, but it's only a shit show because I'm...

Like, sometimes I just... sometimes I need a little help,

and it's hard for me to ask for it, and with Justine, you know,

she never... I never had to ask.

She just does that thing where, like,

she already knows what you need, before you ask.

Yeah.

So my point is,

it was only a shit show because of me.

You can't hold it against Justine.

That she is... was in a relationship with me.

Was?

Yeah, I mean, I really can't put my career on hold

for a relationship right now.

And, uh, I'm kinda over it.

So you know, Justine is just a little, like...

Perfect?

Yeah, but almost a little too perfect, you know?

[chuckles] Sure.

Ugh.

It hasn't been easy for me

realizing that I like girls.

Justine's my first girlfriend, and, um...

I don't know. When I came out to my parents, they just

cut me off.

[sighs] Fuck, I'm sorry.

- That sucks. - Yeah.

You're really lucky that you have Joy and Gary.

I wouldn't go that far.

But I get your point.

They're, like, supportive and cool,

and you have it pretty good.

Well, you have Justine, and I don't.

- So... - Mm.

Plus Taco, if she comes back.

Oh, yeah, he did.

- He came back last night. - What?

- Is she okay? - Yeah.

He was curled up in a little ball in the bed when I left.

Wow, look at you. Well played.

[laughs] Thank you. I've got tricks, too.

[Cora laughs]

[Riley] I can't believe we're sitting here...

- Best friends. - Oh, well.

[sighs] Riley, can you please

just give me a call back?

[Justine sighs]

I've been calling you.

I know, I'm sorry.

Mmm.

[Justine] I love you so much. I'm so sorry.

I love you, too.

Ugh, you guys are gross.

I'm gonna go say goodbye to Taco.

Hey, girl.

Hi.

[giggles]

[sighs]

Be good to Justine, okay?

Protect her and lick her face

and remind her not to take life so seriously.

And be good to your new stepmom.

I know she's not as cool as me,

but, like, be nice to her.

I'm really gonna miss you.

[guitar music]

[sighs]

[whispers] You're so weird.

In, like, a good way.

[sighs]

♪ Love is a joke ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you're together ♪

♪ Or apart ♪

♪ Love is a joke ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you're together ♪

♪ Or apart ♪

♪ Love is a joke ♪

♪ And it'll break your heart ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you're together ♪

♪ Or you're apart ♪

Thanks.

[audience cheering]

Woo!

[applause]

No, babe, it's your friend.

I got it, relax.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughs]

Um, this next song is dedicated to my new buddy Tom,

who's sitting right over there,

because he won't stop stalking me.

Uh, this is called "You're Okay For A Boy."

[audience chattering]

[guitar music]

♪ Met you in line ♪

♪ On the way to see my girl ♪

♪ You like other people's problems ♪

♪ And you want to fix the world ♪

♪ If life is a broken case ♪

♪ You drag from place to place ♪

♪ Guess I can understand ♪

♪ Needing a helping hand ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ah-oh ♪

[music continues]

["The Situation" playing]

♪ All my friends are wondering ♪

♪ What I've become ♪

♪ What's the situation, son? ♪

♪ What's your major malfunction? ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Never miss your chance to have a cigarette ♪

♪ Any recollections yet ♪

♪ Watch it burn into the end ♪

♪ Now I'm on the rise ♪

- ♪ This time is different ♪ - ♪ This time ♪

♪ You better hope I'm wrong ♪

♪ Hey, man, that's a waste of a reputation ♪

- ♪ It's just for fun ♪ - ♪ It's just for fun ♪

- ♪ I didn't buy the gun ♪ - ♪ Buy the gun ♪

♪ I want to be someone ♪

♪ Looking up when the faces are down around me ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ I don't buy ♪

♪ You want me to pick a side ♪

♪ And you never think black and white ♪

♪ What's the cost to win the fight ♪

♪ Take my life ♪

♪ It don't belong to me ♪

♪ They give 'em away for free ♪

♪ I can't afford to fall asleep ♪

♪ If we're only strangers in the end ♪

♪ Who's gonna pretend that they were listening ♪

♪ Back on the rush ♪

- ♪ This time is different ♪ - ♪ This time ♪

♪ I want to feel the sun ♪

♪ There's no love, no heat ♪

♪ When the lights are neon ♪

♪ Take my life ♪

♪ It don't belong to me ♪

♪ They give 'em away for free ♪

♪ What's the cost of falling asleep ♪

♪ Take my time ♪

♪ Never waste a beat ♪

♪ The good life is killing me ♪

♪ It's everywhere you want to be ♪

♪ Life ♪

♪ That's the speed of love ♪

♪ The taste in every one ♪

♪ Finally, it's quiet ♪

♪ Enough to listen ♪

♪ Time ♪

♪ Never a straight line ♪

♪ Stop and watch it... ♪