Original subtitles

What are you doing, kid?

You use RMB in Hong Kong? Are you crazy?

I have no HK dollars my friend, it's nothing I can do

I am not your friend

Can't you see I am in uniform? Call me sir

Sir, I've been standing for an hour

I'm so thirsty how about you borrow me a few dollars

When my uncle arrive, he'll pay you back

Everybody in Hong Kong needs help

who bothers to help you

You better beg the machine Can I?

Sir, please buy me a drink

This vending machine is not sir

You have to call him Mr. Machine

Mr. Machine, please buy me a drink

Thank you, Mr. Machine

What take my uncle so long?

Hurry up, after this we would have played 200 rounds

I haven't slept for 3 days already

What? Want to leave with the money?

Oh, shit

What's it? What?

My nephew is coming from Guangzhou today

I have to pick him up at the station see you

Black Tat, wanna run away?

You better clear the bills first

I didn't say I quit

But I have to pick my nephew up first

Clear the bills? You think you will win for sure

You'll know it when we finish... Ping

OK, let me say a prayer first

Oh, let me say some prayers too God of Dogs bless me

Ping, be careful

Fishy Shing, you want to pick up Ping you better go to the club

You don't have to leave your business

and play mahjong here what's so good about her?

You like her big ass

Say it to yourself it has been so many years

At least you'll have a happy ending if you get married

I haven't met the right one

The right one? You must be waiting for Blackie Tat

Who said I like him?

Everybody knows! You better think about it

Gamblers usually won't have a good ending

After my prayers, I will surely win

I will beat Blackie Tat

Touch wood

The God of Dogs? You worship a dog?

Damn you

Come on let's worry about win or lose later

Where is Ping?

She went to the toilet are you in a hurry to lose?

Damn you

Blackie Tat, you are not young anymore

He is only teasing you and you put your nephew aside

Go pick him up now

You really think I leave my nephew alone?

Honestly I'm afraid to see him

Why?

Have you heard a disease called Natural-born losing control?

What is that?

It is a disease that

a man will lose control anytime anywhere

He'll have no idea what he's done

I don't understand

Because you don't have your brain with you

This is a hereditary disease from my family

My grandmother used to be like this

Whenever her sister called her she'd gone crazy

My uncles said that

It is because the brain is affected by certain sound waves

If my nephew calls me Uncle

I'm OK but if

He formally calls me Uncle Tat I'll lose control

What will happen when you lose control?

Don't stay too long then I might rape you

That's good, I've been waiting for this

Can you still control your droppings then?

If I can't, I will do it in your mouth

It's 7 o'clock already how comes you people are still sleeping?

I really worked all night last night

I don't want your explanation

I really don't have another man

Here it is

It's been scratched

1st or 7th floor?

I don't trust you

If you don't believe it you can call him

It's better to call him here Rather than looking for him each floor

Uncle Tat

What's the noise?

Danny, just open up What do you want me to do then?

You say 'I love you' 10 times then I'll open the door

All right, I love you...

I...

I love you...

I...

I...

I love you...

Wait. Thanks

So selfish

I love you...

I love you...

Is this a swordplay from North China?

Chung, open up

Old Lady why did you attack me with your sword?

Or it is from South China?

You don't have to sting me even I guess it wrong

Bad-tempered

Uncle Tat, Uncle Tat

Good morning. Excuse me...

Why are you so noisy early in the morning?

Uncle is not here Let see check upstairs

Tat...

Tat your ass

Fine, I'll wait here

You have to go out someday

But if he doesn't, I'll be damned

The massacre in Shum Cheng you can't run, uncle

Comrade

Is it evacuation?

Do you know the murderer of the massacre?

Of course, that's a big news

I know he's hiding in this building

But I don't know which unit This is his picture

If I get the right one you'll be in deep shit, Ping

I'll take care of Ping, right?

You're in trouble

What's the matter? Freeze, this is the police

What's the matter? I have a sure-win hand

What's the problem, sir?

This murderer of Shum Cheng just raped and killed a family of seven last night

You're a beast

It was me!

Don't you remember he was with us last night?

Oh yes, I was with you last night

Sir, maybe you've made a mistake

We have witness

Who's it?

That's him

Do you recognize me? I'm Sing

You son of a bitch

Yes, that's me, Uncle Tat

Let me go Police

Uncle Tat

Please help me

Don't worry. He'll be OK soon

I said don't worry

What have I done?

That's the same old cop, Uncle Tat

Help me

He loses control of himself

Help me, partner

My uncle is not a rapist

Help me...

Stop

Don't do that

Hereditary lost of control

It's my turn finally

What are you doing? Why are you using the cutting board?

I'm sorry. I was a bit emotional

Sorry, I was a bit emotional

Sorry...

Nuts

Sorry...

Look at yourself

You look like monster, look at your hair

I thought it's popular in Hong Kong

Popular your ass

Again? Take it off

I've told you the kids from China is cold-blooded

No sense of belonging

Call the cop?

I am the murderer of Shum Cheng?

What are you then?

The rapist of Guangzhou? You son of a bitch

This is such a stupid old trick

There's a lighter inside the can

In the past. It was so obvious that

You were the one who informed the police

Otherwise how could you dad

Be the first person to be executed during the Cultural Revolution

The little girl is falling, watch out!

She's falling

Lost of control

Chee?

You can see through the walls?

Yes, if I want to

What's the color of my underwear?

You haven't wore any

Wait a moment

What are these?

Birds

What kind of bird?

Those that can't fly

What are the hidden ones?

3 green in the middle 4 red on right and 4 white on the left

That's all

Fuck you

What you see in front of you is not concrete. It's money

Money is everywhere in Hong Kong Remember this

Be hygienic, pick it up

Sing did you say after your sickness at 9

You realized you have a supernatural power

Did the head of your unit know?

Oh yes Oh yes

Did they ask you to work for them?

Of course they did What then?

I was asked to patrol the city the 1st year

To see if the underground pipes were OK

If yes, I had to ask for repair

I was doing good the 2nd year

I was promoted to be a customs officer

But after they installed an X-ray machine

I lost my job at once

I am lucky this time

Why?

All you have to do is to use your supernatural power in gambling

Then we'll be rich

I don't know how to gamble

I just played mahjong a few times

Count on me. There're a lot of things that you don't know

If you don't understand, ask

This is the Paradise of the rich

You can be like them if you have money

Good food, good house, good cloths beautiful cars and women

What if I don't have money?

No money?

It will be like the two of us give up everything

Watch out kids

In Hong Kong you must say the right things

When you have the chance, don't miss it

Do you wanna do it?

Are you doing it?

Yes, of course yes

I'll do everything

Which one are you good at?

How are you doing, Uncle Tat this's my fiancée

Really?

This is my nephew Sing, Say hello

Hello

Miss, I'll do it

Not this one

My nephew just arrived from China

I'll get marry soon I didn't work in the club already

Congratulations

Thank you Say congratulation

Say it

I'll come to your wedding

On your wedding day, I will surely come

Come, come your ass

Everybody likes to gamble in Hong Kong

It can roughly be divided into...

Mahjong, Tin Kau, Pai Kau Poker, Dice etc

How about insect fighting?

Insect

You think this is China?

How about horse? Horseracing is popular here

I can't put a horse on the table to show you

After the training of these few days

Although you are not an expert at least you are getting familiar

How about this hand?

I'll rearrange them like this

Are you sure?

I'm just making it fun, Uncle Don't you like it?

Bet...

Please put down your bet

Last call, bet please...

4, 5 and 6. Big

Big

What happened?

Everybody's gambling on one table

I heard that the nephew of Blackie Tat

He just arrived from China and won 10 games in a row

The house almost goes broken

Open, 4, 5, 6, 15 points. Big

That's weird

I'll take a leak. You'd better watch

Put down your bet

This is 13 points. Big

Don't push the house too far

Or we won't get much out of it

What does it mean?

We'll have to lose this time together with others

OK, small this time

Small...

Last call please

13 points

Open, 2, 5, 6, 13 points. Big

13 points

You're crazy You bit on small and 13 together

You're setting me up

I win while you lose. I like it

So what

You son of a bitch

I just like it. What can you do?

Nothing I can do if you're so courageous

Then that's fine Why don't you hit the other side also?

Uncle...

Old man don't get yourself killed for the money

You're not having much luck

I like it. What can you do?

Nothing I can do if you're so courageous

Then that's fine

Do you know who I am?

I don't give a shit

Old man, you're talking too much I'll fix you up

Don't go. Let me do it

Uncle, trust me

I can do it now You?

Do I look like I can't?

That's exactly what you look

Don't let my appearance fool you

My friend...

You can't beat old man

I'll beat you too, kid. Get him

Don't, don't hurt his head

Don't hurt his head

Go away

Are you OK?

I'm fine

Hold on

This one hurts. Oh it hurts

You think you're a good fighter?

If your brain is hurt what do I do then?

You'll be dead now if I didn't give a hand

This kind of things happened to me every week

I like it. What can you do?

Nothing I can do if you're so courageous

Then that's fine

It's my duty to protect my nephew

Go first if this happens again

Get it?

Sorry

Do me a favor, comrade I'll remember you

Hold tight

Thank you

I will marry you later

You don't have to drive so fast actually

My danger is over

Yours is over, how about mine?

This's the fastest

Why do you stop?

No gasoline

Don't worry, Miss, I'll be around

Why are there so many people going after you?

I killed their boss

I'll kill you if you run

Brother

We're all friends and brothers

Maybe we'll be one family in our next life

We should not attack each other for such a small thing

I do understand your feeling now

Because my brother died when I was three

Not only that my younger brother died when I was four

You talk too much, where are you from?

I'm from Guangzhou

Let's kill the bloody Chinese gangsters

Stand aside

Billy

Step aside, brother

You, stand aside please

Let me do it

It's my turn now. Hey, look over there

See you later, kid

Why are you calling me kid?

What's your name comrade?

My name is Yee Mong

Yee Mong

Bye-bye

Her mole is so tempting

Yee Mong, I am actually a good fighter

I really am, don't you trust me?

Yes, I do

I don't think you do

Believe me, I do

You only want me to show you my skills

Don't... I don't believe then

If you don't believe, I'll have to prove

I know you will say this

Then it OK now

Don't fight

Where is Mr. Hung?

Mr. Hung is having a game with Mr. Chan from Taiwan

Wait until he finishes his game

If we both have a flash, I'm bigger

OK, 5 million

But don't forget I might have a royal flush

If so, you won't look so nervous

I don't believe you have a royal flush I'll add 5 million

Why don't you simply show your hand?

How much have you got?

Around 8 million

OK, I will add 8 million

Mr. Hung you have misjudged me this time

I really have a royal flush

What a coincidence

Mr. Hung, this is exactly the situation

in which big money is lost, isn't it?

Wait a minute

You are right

Damn coincidence makes one lose

Damn it

Chung, I'm sorry

You're lucky this time

You'll not be so lucky next time

It's not luck that I have, it's ability

You'd better watch out in next month's

World Gamblers Championship

You're too arrogant

I will definitely be the Champion

Let's go

Mr. Hung, Yee Mong has fixed Keung

Well done

It's nothing

By the way, in the casino just now

There's an interesting man

Doctor said Chee's operation will cost $100,000

Now the money we've got is not enough

Why don't we go to the race course tomorrow?

I have some exclusive tips

Do your tips work?

I know the horse's owner

So you little bastard finally come back

Uncle always... Yee Mong

This is too early for dreaming

Let plan our bets tomorrow in the race course

How about this round?

No. 3 looks a little depressed

No. 4 has some respiratory problem

No. 5 and 6 keep talking

I think No. 7 is most aggressive Let's bet on No. 7

Are you serious? No. 7 will not win

Damn you. Trying to fool me

You can even see that No. 7 is aggressive?

All the experts are saying that it will fail

If the experts are so good they should all be rich then

Let's go

Oh yes, you're the best

I'm not blaming you Horses are different from Mahjong

You can't be totally out of line

This No. 7 is ridiculous

Stay here. I'll place my bet

Don't you trust my anymore, Uncle?

It's done

Do the tips work?

I will bet my life on it

No. 6 with No. 2, 3 or 4, Quenelle

$100 each bet

Thanks

Hurry...

No. 6...

Go faster, I've bet my life on it

No. 7! I should have trusted you!

That's great

Uncle

We've made it. Did you bet on No. 7?

The damage is already done

Only a little bit

I saw a friend there. Let me go over

Wait... What should I bet on this time?

I think...

Don't speak up

Write it here

Don't look

OK

No. 6, we'll be rich

That's not necessary, Shing

Luk. Shing

What a coincidence

Did anything happen to Luk?

I want to take a bet for Chee...

to get the operation fee But she lost it all

Is Chee sick?

She's got a heart-disease and need money for operation

But she lost all her money. Poor Chee

Luk

Can you show me your ticket?

Here! It's useless now

Not really! Let see if I can help

The only thing you can help is

to give me some money

I'll do my best, OK?

No. 7 has won just now

That's great

I'll bet on No. 6 next Of course

You win because of me You'd better buy me dinner

Of course

No. 6, No. 6...

I see smoke coming out from his head

No. 9?

Don't...

Don't...

Don't look at me like that I'm the victim too

We trust the wrong person

Luk the bastard asked me to bet on No. 6

Luk, look

He turned it into No. 7

That means we've made it

You can change the number?

That's right, he can do it

Luk, go and get the money now

Don't gamble anymore

I know, Sing I want to thank you for Chee

That's enough. Go get the money first

Hey, kid, you really know how to do it?

Please turn my No. 6 into No. 9 then

I just wrote No. 9

But I put my bet on No. 6. Stop the crap, come on

I can't Every time I use my supernatural power

I need to rest for 1 or 2 months

Can't change anymore

1 or 2 months?

That means we don't have to gamble anymore after today

Let's gamble on soccer

Soccer? Can you do that?

How's that? The doctor said that this is an excellent medicine

You'll recover soon. Getting better?

Guess what have I got?

Fingers

I've told you the western medicine doesn't work

Let me give you a special recipe

Sing

Shing, just stay where you are Chee wants to see you

That's right

Good girl. Chee

What happened to Ping's mouth?

It's nothing

Look said you can change anything you want

What can I do for you?

I just want you to change here for me

It want them to be bigger

But I'm afraid I'll make it even smaller

All right with me too

Then you can reduce the size of my ass

Tat. Blackie Tat

Coming... There's a letter

What is it? A letter

Give it to me

Look What's that?

What letter is that?

An invitation

Hung Kong is the most prominent man among the gangsters

His nickname is King of Gamblers

He is paying some attention on both of us

It's an opportunity for us

Only can we become his right hands

We'll have endless money

Even we do not stay with him we can still make money

I know

They've made it clear already

if you don't help him this time

We will be dead-men soon

But I've lost my power now

He will also kill us if he knows it

That's why we can't let him know

Don't gamble with him just show your power to scare him

Don't be too serious

Did you see that Ace?

No

One

Two

Three

And four

There are only 3

This is called rumor

When you become famous

you have to watch your posture

After that, you have to package yourself

Put it on

This is perfect

And this one too, put it on

Overcoat, I've seen it in China

Be serious

Every one on the gambling table has his own style

This is the scare armor for the Gambling Saint

That's right

From now on your nickname will be the Gambling Saint

You'll have your own style

The Gambling Saint

May I know how to spell your nickname?

Bull shit

Shit

Stop playing with the dirty stuff

Put on the sunglasses so that none can see your eyes

Also put some gel on your hair to look tougher

I can't do this Why not?

Really not Why not?

I hate styling gel

Don't push me. Uncle Tat

Where's the little bastard

Come here, put on some gel

Gel on the mustache how about my armpit?

Don't kid, come on

I'm serious I don't want to gel the whole body

Uncle Tat, I want to tell you

It is all useless if I don't look tough

That's why you need this gel on your hair. Then you look tough

Please don't, it stinks

Stink your ass, I have it all over my face and can't smell it

Come here, smell Together

Oh, shit

Your appearance is OK but you need to watch your posture

This I can't teach you you better watch the video

The God of Gambler

He looks great, I admire him so much

I will never look like him

That's why you need to learn

What is he walking so slowly?

Is that a wig?

What? I've washed it many time and it still smells

What time shall we meet him?

7 o'clock

Mr. Hung, he's here

Please

Bring it

You should be proud of yourself you even walk differently

Are you Mr. Hung?

Right

What can I do for you, Mr. Hung?

I always like to gamble with the youngsters

Why don't we forget about gambling?

I can show you some of my tricks And that's it for today

Show your tricks

This is a good one I haven't seen before

Wrong

This means prosperity for everyone

Full of fortune for the whole family

Can you see the Aces?

Don't screw up this one

This is called vanishing Everything's gone

Are you OK? I hope I haven't hurt you

I knew these tricks when I was a kid

We'd better talk about gambling

I hope that's not necessary

Why can't let me in? You can't go in

I can't? I am his uncle as well as his manager

What are you doing inside?

It's none of your business

Leave him alone then. Can I sit down?

This $500,000 is your capital

We'll play around of dice. You don't have to pay me back if you lose

If you win, the money is all yours

That's nice Then you don't have to worry

I'll play it slowly then. Good luck

Ready the dices

OK

Mr. Hung

You first

Thanks. Give me new dices

I have to use ivory dices

Those three were made by ivory

I mean ivory from North Pole Elephant North Pole?

Forget it I'll live with Indian elephant

You can start

Come on

$50,000 for big

Are you sure?

Big or small

Please give me some change I'll bet $50 small

No, minimum bet is $50,000

Open 3, 5 and 5, big

Mr. Hung, I think this guy is a fool

OK, let me show his hand, small

I don't believe you can see through the cup

Who do you think you are?

I don't believe it, too bad

That's not bad you must have practiced a lot

Great. What's the matter?

Great. Terrific, Good

Yee Mong Mr. Hung

Give him another $500,000

All right Mr. Hung

It's time for dinner Can I invite both of you to dinner?

Mr. Hung asked me to give you $500,000 He wishes you can win

No problem, just tell me, I will win

Let's start

Please put down your bets

4, 5 and 6, big

Open

3, 2 and 2, small

So the kid likes Yee Mong

3, 6 and 5, big

3, 4 and 1, small

That's great, 3 sixes, 3-of-a-kind

Cheer up

I hope you can work for me All right

No need to explain I've been waiting so long

Don't worry, he will call us back

Mr. Hung, shall I call him back?

No, don't push him too much

Better set him up slowly

They didn't ask for us

Is it? We better go back ourselves

My Yee Mong

Stop dreaming why does Mr. Hung invite you?

Because I could see through things

Really?

Do I wear underpants?

You've worn Luk's

Did you win then?

Just a few million

Over a million its good enough for a house

I've given the money away as tips

You gave out a million as tips?

You told me to have style and treat money as shit

You're not young anymore, don't pretend

Someone can see through things in this world

You are now with Hung Kwong

Don't let him know who you really are

Are you kidding, boss? You just give us $700,000 each month

I didn't say I want you I just want your nephew

If you want my nephew you have to sign me too

There are some conditions

We need body guards for cars we want Rolls Royce

For flying, we want first class, and

Stop for now I'll leave this condition open for you

You can add this later Is it okay with you?

More or less

My conditions are much simpler

I need your nephew to represent Taiwan

To win the World Gambler Championship

Then you'll have everything you want

If not, you are breaking the contract

I'll do my best, it's difficult to say

Remember breaking contract means death for you

Is there such term in the contract? It's just been added

Mr. Hung, we've just checked

The kid is going to sign with Chung tomorrow

As soon as he signs the contract with them

Even if we get him

According to the regulations

We can't send him for the Championship

But we cannot let him represent Taiwan too

Betray me? Take him to the dogs

I didn't do it, I didn't do it

Better sign everything according to your conditions

Yes, except the condition you just said

In this World Gambler Championship the reward is ten million

Do I have to explain to you? No

English? Let me do it. A, B, C, OK

Sign here? It's your turn

Why did the Taiwanese don't look at you when he speaks

I don't know

Never mind rich people have peculiar temper

But I have something to ask him face to face

Hey Boss my nephew has something to ask you

I had something to ask you It's about...

Don't ask...

Better ask now if you had something in mind. Ask then

Oh, I just want to know why you always look up

Done

Follow me, let's hide in the room

Run faster

Oh, no

The exit...

Up-stairs... Quick

Let's go up-stair

Yee Mong

Watch out

Be careful

Go downstairs

Bon, are you all right?

You just arrive at the right time let's go

I can't believe you would do this

If I kill Hung Kwong. You would do the same thing if you were me

Good for you, Yee Mong At last you're doing the right thing

Nonsense. The right thing? She is always been mine

Get rid of him

Let's forget it. Spare him

He saved me once

Good, you do have my style

Let's go Yee Mong is not suitable for you

Boss, this way please there's too many people

Yee Mong, are you all right?

Don't leave me...

Boss, jump

Jump quickly

Are you crazy? It's too high

God, they're crazy

I'll jump first, follow me

Do we have another choice? I am not young anymore

Don't be afraid, I'll go first

And I'll get you, okay?

Make sure you can

All right, I'll catch you, come on

This signal is so confusing

Run away quickly

Don't chase me, here I come

So you're still alive

Run, run quickly

You bastard you said you're gonna to catch me

be quick shut up

You bastard

Come on...

It hurts

Come on, be quick. The ship is leaving

Yee Mong, are you all right?

Yeah, thank you

But I cannot be Mr. Hung's undercover anymore

No more undercover we have to fight man to man

Hey, be serious

Are you all right?

Yeah, and you? I'm OK

I'm hurt

It's a small scratch, no big deal

No, I want ice-cream

My God, after meeting Yee Mong that bastard...

doesn't think anything else but her

The tournament is going to start tomorrow

Please bless him to win. Thank you

He only sends some to protect us

but not help us to do the housework

Be a good boy Sing, what card it is?

Somebody is coming back Luk, what's wrong with your waist?

Rheumatism. Sing I'll prepare some soup for you

You guess

Yee Mong

Right... guess again The tournament is going to start tomorrow

You'll get yourself killed if you keep being like this

Yee Mong doesn't have mustache

Don't move your hand what have you been doing?

I've told you that Yee Mong would not fall for a country boy like you

Oh, Yee Mong

If you have money

Girls will come to you naturally

Don't move

You are a pain in the ass

Yee Mong, pick one first

I'll revenge

Where are you? Yee Mong

Boss

Sing I've found you Yee Mong

I've found Yee Mong for you

It's lucky that you speak up

The same for you

Sit down, time, place, where

Of course I can tell you but I have a deal

For mine & Yee Mong's sake I'll do anything

If you win tomorrow's tournament I will bring you to Yee Mong

No problem

What's this card?

Ace. Diamond Ace

You can't go inside

King and Three two pairs for Canada Representative

Six full-house for Hong Kong Representative

Hong Kong representative win

We Win

Thank you, thank you

Thank you

A covered Ace Great

This round doesn't count

Boss The contract has been signed

I don't think we've got the deposit

Uncle, did we win?

Yes Where's Yee Mong?

Boss, we'll go first

We finally did it

What is it? You look

Very pretty

Do you like it?

What are they doing?

Protect you

Protect? Wait a minute

Why are you following me?

This is my duty

I am having a romantic time with Yee Mong, leave us alone

Go away or I'll lose temper

Lose temper? I got five men here, you better watch out

Now you are the bad buy

Yes, so what?

You got it, there's nothing I can do

That's enough

I don't believe they would dare fighting back

Boss if Sing doesn't want to be followed

Let's fix them up

I'm glad that I am his relative I should be safe

Don't follow him if Sing doesn't like it

The best body-guard is already next to him

That is Yee Mong

Sometimes you have to trust the women

Ying

Tat why are you so urgently looking for me?

Nothing, I know you are a good fighter

I need you and your girls' help

Tat, so you are in business again

But I and my girls haven't done this for a while

It's been a while since I last did it too

The thing is, my nephew is in trouble

I need some girls with good Kung Fu to protect him

If I can't get it, no one can get it

Yes

I have worked for Mr. Chan for many years

Very few people knows that

Mr. Chan treats me good

I lost my parents when I was small

He's been taking care of me since then

What are you laughing at?

I just want to go to toilet

What I mean is

I'll laugh when I want to go to toilet

Excuse me

Kneel down

Mr. Hung wants him, not you

It's not worth to sacrifice for him come with me

Let's go

Yee Mong

Don't go

Jesus Christ?

No, it's uncle

Don't go out

Don't stop me

Uncle Tat

You can't fool me anymore

You think I'm stupid?

Is you? Right

Are you all right?

Yeah, what's this? How about you?

I'm OK

Bubbles coming out Yes

How come?

I don't know, Let's go

Royal Flush Hong Kong Representative wins

Taiwan Representative Mr. C.S. Cho is absent due to sickness

I haven't won Hung for 10 years

I am going to win this time

Since you are getting old and stupid to let him absent

Boss what Yee Mong did has torn him apart

This is forgivable

I don't give a shit if he absents for one more round

Sing will definitely be knocked out

I'll bet my life on it

Your life? That's too much

I said yours, not mine

Boss, do you think we can find Yee Mong?

I don't know, maybe she is dead already

Sing

Falling in love again

I love her but she doesn't love me

Nephew

Uncle, you better leave me alone here

You will never understand love

Of course I understand!

When I was young I also experienced a lot of

life-torturing romances

It's not life-torturing if you have more than one relationships

Open your eyes

I don't want to see anything but Yee Mong

Open up your bloody eyes

Don't touch It's all illusion you can see it but can't feel it

Home come you have her picture?

I got it from my boss to comfort you

Give it to me, give it to me please

OK, let me tell you then appearances change

Today Yee Mong is so fine but after some time

Because of the magic of your love

She'll gain weight gradually

I will try my very best to nourish her

Because she always look at you with half open eyes

She'll gradually become... like this

These'll be Yee Mong's eyes?

Yes, Can't you see yourself in her eyes?

Yes, I can

This is, living in a world of love she'll always smile

I'll make her happy every day

That's why her mouth will grow bigger

Will her mouth grow if she kisses too much

Yes. That's why after a few years

Her mouth will become. Like this

Can this be her mouth?

Don't you see her lips are opening for you?

Yes, I can feel it

She will be so proud to have your love

I will do my very best to make her feel proud

She will be proud of me

When she's proud, her nose will grow

When her nose grows she will be like this

Jesus...

Don't this is Yee Mong after a few years

It won't be

Nephew, look at yourself now

You won't love her you wanna change your mind

You won't love Yee Mong anymore

Only because she gains a little bit of weight

She changes because she loves you

But now you wanna dump her?

No, my love for her will never change

OK, from now on

You'll have to get used to her future look

A pretty woman will change

Especially when a woman falls in love who will change even faster

If you think you should give her up

I'll destroy this for you

No, uncle, no, give me back, don't

Don't do it, give it back to me

There you go

I will not give you this picture I will give her to you in person

Where is it?

Yee Mong, come on in

Fix him up

Yee Mong Sing

Fix me up, come fix me up

No

Why not?

I have tried hard to get involved

but I can't, he smells fishy

Making fun on my girl? I will kill you

You go out, go out, go out first

Bastard, what do you want?

It looks bad

When we split the money with Tat it looks better

With Sing we will be rich for the rest of our lives

We?

I do it just for you

Sing, I came to Hong Kong with your grandfather when I was a kid

I didn't spend too much time with your dad

But in my memory

Your dad was a good brother he loved me very much

That's why even you're not my son

But in my heart

I have always treated you as my own son

I am sorry, uncle

I don't know my supernatural power can cause all these troubles

Your supernatural power has nothing to do with it

But it is Yee Mong

Your love for her has affected your power

From now on you have to forget about her

Build up your confidence recover your power

I am deeply in love I have no one to depend on

You do, you can depend on Ping

You can change your target

No, I can't, Ping is not Yee Mong

Yee Mong is my Goddess, not Ping

That's right you can even call me your Goddess, right?

No, Yee Mong is a Goddess with make-up

Ping can be one too

Can she?

Can I?

Sing, be ready for your Goddess

Ping is coming

The Democratic Goddess

This doesn't count

Yee Mong

What're you looking at?

It's you

Sing, what are you doing?

I found Yee Mong

This mole on the armpit...

What do you want?

We can talk

Fishy Sing don't stare at sing like this

It looks weird on the street

For money's sake, raise her arm, go

Luckily her scar is not on her butt

Going out, Sing?

Need any drinks?

Yee Mong, what do you want?

Give me a lemon squash

Yee Mong likes iced coffee

I don't drink coffee

Whoa are you? I am talking to Yee Mong shut up

OK, one coffee for her, one for Yee Mong

I want a lemon squash with a mixed grill

Please give me a pig's knuckle

It's finished, thank you

Nuts

So he knows you like mixed grill

Are you hot? You are sweating

Of course I am I have to raise my hands all the time

I am talking to Yee Mong, shut up

I will clean up your sweat

Stop fooling around. I will do it

I thought I will never see you again

They are both freaks

Actually I am a fighter, do you believe?

I am the boxing champion of Guangdong two years in a row

Overall champion, before I came here I just won the match

Against Fukian's champion do you know that?

Yee Mong, are you listening? That's true

Actually I, really want you to know that

After you left

I beaten up the guys, I want you to know

Peter is looking for you

I am busy

I want to tell you I care about you

Yee Mong wants to sleep she is getting tired now

She is talking to me right now how can it be?

I really need to take a leak it cannot be controlled, let her go

You are lying, give me back my Yee Mong

I don't believe it

How would you have the need if you haven't had anything?

Eat something first

Eat

Take this rib-eye, it's tender

It's useless, Yee Mong has no teeth how can she eat?

It seems better with some ketchup

Shit, I will have allergy

Put some mustard it's even better

It's not just allergy I will be in deep trouble

It is perfect now

Yee Mong likes sausage

Are you crazy?

You said you have lost your teeth and can't eat

We'd better eat something good, waiter

Two lobsters, one baked crab shell

That's not necessary Yee Mong is full already

You don't have to eat, right?

What are you doing?

Yee Mong is sick

Doctor...

You are crazy!

I really don't want that kind of money

How can an armpit eat lobsters?

It hurts so much

You really have a great arm-pit it even eats the shell

You wanna see Yee Mong? Forget it

Are you OK, Yee Mong?

It's OK

Call the ambulance, quick

The doctor said my hand will take a week to recover

Are you happy now?

I'll bring you to a place you like

Where's that?

It's nice, isn't it?

Yee Mong, is it nice? Yee Mong

Yee Mong, are you all right? Yee Mong, you've knocked out!

Oh, you're here again

You steal Luk's underwear again

Tat

She knows I've stolen her underwear

Shit

Ah Ping, what? What's wrong with your armpit?

I want to go sun bathing with Yee Mong

You better go & put sun tan oil first

What are you looking at haven't seen an arm-pit before?

What's wrong?

Look at your mother's if you want

2 million

Do you need anything, sir?

Thanks

2 million for 4 of a kind?

You really know how to play

Sir, please do not pick your teeth with the card

Sorry

You can't use this one either

But I have covered Ace

I'm lucky all my life

I'll see if I could have 4 aces of a kind

2 million, 5 million more

I'll see if you are really lucky or not

I'll follow

Please deal

It's really unbelievable I'm calling the shot

Show your hands

It's not the last hand, I'll come again

Loss to 4 twos

Right, save it for the next game

Uncle How about the matter?

Don't take chance, it's too dangerous

It's impossible, I can hear his heart beat, it's bursting

Don't do it next time

Yes. Time to start

Please sit, we take photographs later

Ladies & gentlemen, this is to introduce Taiwan champion gambler

Mr. Chan Chung together with Wong Hung Kwong from Hong Kong

Signing the gambler Championship

Apart from the money

Both sides agree to place bet for the amount of US$100,000,000 each

To be formal, I would like each of you to act as witness

Now, both parties will sign the contract

Well, are you winning?

Of course

Good night

Let's say thank you to the God

Where is Shing?

Maybe in the room

Luk, where are the incenses?

It's under the table

Why are you cleaning up?

I used to live happily here before

It's because of Luk Chee and Blackie Tat

We are just like a family

Though we've fought over mahjong bills

And always have quarrels but there's no hard feeling

But since Sing arrived from China

I have been hiding and let you go out with him

It's all Blackie Tat's fault look at him

He's Tat's uncle, but he never teach his nephew to work hard

And treat him as his golden egg he sees Sing like his father

He beg him, pledge him, look at yourself

I loved you because you were respectable in the past

There's a lot of rich guy offer you their hands

But you turn them down, money is nothing

It's important to be happy

You don't need to keep him company

I feel so bad to see you doing this kind of thing

You talk like a man of honor

I like it

Really?

Shing, don't blame Ping it's all my fault

Sure it is you betray your friends, your family

Forgive me, God

It's none of God's business

God gives you special power you should make good use out of it

and help the poor

But you just use it for girls and money

I am not treating you as my golden egg

It's because I've been poor for a long time

I Just want us to have some good days in future

I know this is tough

If we haven't signed the contract I won't let you do it

I'm sorry, Uncle

Sorry to make you all so sad I gotta go now

If you go to Guangzhou someday I'll show you around

Hey, uncle, I think we've made a mistake

I'll never gamble again and you better quit it too

Shit, I wonder if they are OK

It's all your fault

Let's try to find him

OK, let's go

They can go, but not you

My friend, have you seen this guy?

No

Look again

No

Tat

Find someone when you're still young get married

But never marry a gambler

Give me 'play boy' please

Where's it?

I've seen him in the casino before

Really?

Seems like Hung's man

You think they have Sing?

I don't know Follow him

Taxi

How are you? Long time no see

How are you? Very good

Come get your food

The girl looks familiar

That's Yee Mong the girl on the picture Tat showed us

If we save her Chung from Taiwan will surely release Tat

You are smart

Hong Kong representative Hung Kwong is here

Taiwan Representative Chan Chung is here also

Give away

Your 100 million US dollars, I will win

Over there

The Gamblers Championship lasts from

within two hours

Whoever wins all the chips from the other side is the winner

If that can't be done whoever has more chips

at the end of 2 hours wins

You wanna kill someone with that spanner

It's still moves

Move? You son of a bitch

Let's go, you wanna kill him?

I'll kill you

Don't rape me, please don't rape me don't you rape?

I'll send you back

What happened? Why does C.S. Cho from Taiwan still not arrive?

I want to talk to the judge

I want to postpone the game for 10 minutes

OK, let's do this

The Taiwan representative doesn't feel good

The doctor is on the way

Ladies and gentlemen, we have decided

To postpone the game for 10 minutes

You will replace him, can you?

Let me do it this isn't breaking any rules

You look at me don't you both like looking at me?

All of you are useless how can you let him runaway?

If he doesn't come back later I will castrate you

Brother, do me a favor when you castrate

Use a sharp knife or the wound will get inflamed

We don't use knife, we use hammer

Hammer?

We like to knock it down

The game has been postponed for 10 minutes

Taiwan's Mr. Cho still hasn't shown up

According to the regulations if one side is absent

And can't participate, he is giving up

So the champion of the game is...

Wait a minute Taiwan's representative is here

Damn it, I thought he won't come

He really scared the shit out of me that's ridiculous

He put on hair gel, He really did!

Now both sides are here, the game...

Wait a minute

A friend of yours sends his regards

I will be the winner of this game

It's Yee Mong's earring

I think your power is gone, isn't it?

Please be ready

Shit, I can't see the cards

What is he doing?

Does he fake it out?

I wanna quit

What's he doing, wanna quit now?

What the hell is going on?

He fakes it out? He wanna make fun of me?

Please be quiet, ladies and gentlemen

He hasn't got the right to quit let me tell you

If he loses the game, I'll kill you both

Boss, Sing is kid if you want to kill somebody, kill me

My skill is definitely not as good as his

All right, I'll have to take the chance

Sorry, I think I'll play again

That's right be a gentlemen like a Taiwanese should

Please start

Mr. Hung, your turn

$500,000

Mr. Cho, your turn

I'll follow, add another $100,000,000

What kind of strategy is this? I've never seen it

Young man, this is only the 1st round I'll quit

What is he doing? This is only the 1st round

I don't know either, that crazy folk

Mr. Cho, your turn

I'll bet everything let's not waste our time

Are you kidding?

Betting all you have again? What's the matter?

Mr. Hung, be calm, you may quit

Please do not interface your opponent's mood

Mr. Hung looks a little emotional

I'll quit

What's the little bastard doing?

What are you looking at? Show your cards

Again?

One more time

What's wrong with him? Each game is the same

What do you know he knows his skill is not as good

He is forcing Mr. Hung to bet on chance

Chance?

Mr. Hung, your turn

$2 millions

Mr. Cho, your turn

Show hand, show hand

I'm listening to the crowd

Be slow, we still have time

There's only 15 minutes left

I cannot go on like this or I will lose

Can I be beaten by his beginner's luck?

Have you heard of beginning's luck?

Be quiet, everybody quiet please

I don't believe you use such a poor trick

This is the best trick, idiot

Why don't we forget about skill just bet our luck, start dealing

You'll lose if you don't have a flush

If I have a flush your 3-aces will have to go

3-of-a-kind, can't I have 4-of-a-kind?

Then can't I have a royal flush? Deal

What about now? Can you hit 4 aces?

If you can, then you'll beat my flush

What's it? Don't dare show us your cards?

What is he doing?

Shifting the cards

What does that mean?

This is the state-of-the-art

Have you finished?

I have the right to think, haven't I?

You're playing with me, aren't you?

What is going on? It takes so long to open his cards

Tat... Tat...

What are you waiting for? I don't care who's coming, open up

Open your cards

Look at Sing

He is getting the Ace

Ace...

Ladies and gentlemen, 4 Aces

You wanna beat my flush with 3 Aces?

Stop dreaming, oh, spade Ace?

I win, so I shifted it over there

I got it, Uncle Tat

He won

The covered card should be Heart K what about now?

Nothing, the biggest you have is an Ace

He has 3-Aces, therefore he wins

He's cheating

That's right, so what where's the evidence?

You changed my card

Security, get him

I object

Cheating in front of me? You think I'm stupid? Take him out

Ladies and gentlemen, I announce that

The Champion of today's competition is

Mr. C.S. Cho representing Taiwan

I didn't expect the kid to be so good

Thanks for bringing Yee Mong here so that I can use my power

Shing, you were right about me yesterday

I should use my power to help those who really need help

Congratulations

Thanks for giving me the chance to be with you

I know you did all these for business

I know we are from two different worlds

Yes

I have spent all my life in the U.S.

I could get my PhD degree at the age of 18

But later my father gave me his whole business

Then I didn't need the PhD degree

I have a wish, I wish that...

Uncle

What a coincidence, let me introduce

This is my nephew Sing you just met before

Sing, this is my new girlfriend Pheonia

Not this one

I know...

Pheonia, how are you?

I'll leave you then All right

Tonight, we...

Congratulations, Uncle Tat