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-[dramatic music;
industrial sound effects]
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-LUKE (VO): Previously
on SurrealEstate.
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-[dramatic score]
-Ooh!
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-[creature shrieking]
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-LUKE: The story
is pretty consistent.
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There is something in the house
making it hard for us to sell
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and we make it
go away.
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I’ve come to understand
the danger and futility
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of holding onto something
too tight.
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Even something you love.
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I’m making Susan
full partner in the agency.
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-[Susan laughs]
- August will be leaving us.
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-Come back to ASDRA, August.
Come back to me.
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-And Zooey will be starting
law school in the fall.
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-[Zooey screams]
-[cleaver slicing]
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-Wherever you go from here,
there is something about home.
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-[faint applause]
- This is home.
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-[score crescendos, fades out]
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-[birds chirping]
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-[tense score]
-[fishing reel ratchets]
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-[lure plops]
-MAN: Judy, come on.
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I saw the carpeting
they’re proposing. It’s awful.
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That thin institutional
brown carpeting
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you’d find in a
low-end nursing home.
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Kind of place you go to die.
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We’re a luxury retirement
lifestyle alternative.
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A place you go to live.
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You can’t say that credibly
and have dog-vomity floors.
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[chuckles; inhales]
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-[reel ratcheting]
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No. Tell her I wanna see
thick and luxurious.
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Those people are paying
a fortune and, like,
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half of them are fall risks.
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I want something soft
and pretty to land on.
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-[reel ratcheting]
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Look, I’ll be
back in the office next week.
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Tell ’em to have
some swatches ready.
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-[call disconnect beeps]
What is this?
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-[water burbling]
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-[water sloshing]
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-[eerie score]
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-[boot squelches in mud]
-[water sloshing]
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-[muffled sloshing]
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-[man sighs]
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-[clattering]
-[chain clinking]
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-[rattling]
-[latch clicking]
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-[latch clunks]
-[chain rattling]
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-[score intensifies]
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-[eerie score abates]
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-[dramatic boom]
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-[dramatic boom]
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-[dramatic whoosh crescendos,
abates]
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-[deep sigh]
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-[high-pitched eerie score]
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-[man laughs]
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I’m out, Carl!
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-[man laughs]
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-[man laughs loudly]
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And I’m coming for you!
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-[man panting]
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-[score intensifies, abates]
-[dramatic score]
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-MAN 2: I mean, what exactly
are we waiting for?
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-[dramatic whoosh]
-Just one more item.
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Our associate should be here
with it any minute.
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-Lomax, have you got it?
- Got it!
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You’re lucky I still had my
Dad’s key to the Columbarium.
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-I didn’t even know
what a Columbarium was.
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I had to look it up.
Well, you almost here?
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-Yeah, I’m, like,
two minutes out.
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-SUSAN: So, we’re pretty sure
that the screams are coming frm
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the wife of the original owner
of the house.
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She was separated from
her husband when he died
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in a warehouse fire in 1931.
That’s Edward right up there.
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-MAN 2: What, he--
It came with the house.
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-He doesn’t look very nice.
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-Well, the stroke of midnight
marks their 100th anniversary.
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If our research is correct,
she should appear at the top of
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those stairs anytime now.
-And then what?
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-We found her husband’s ashes.
They should be here any minute.
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We’ll give them to her which
will inspire her to move along.
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-[clock chimes]
-[woman screams in distance]
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-[scream abates]
-[clock continues chiming]
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-[crackling]
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-[woman moaning]
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-[eerie score]
-[woman yelling in distance]
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-[woman vocalizing in distress]
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-[scraping]
-[woman screams]
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-SUSAN: Ah!
-[female homeowner screams]
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-MAN 2: Oh, shit.
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-[snapping, cracking]
-[creature growls]
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-[creature moaning]
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-[thuds]
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-[creature growling]
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-[guttural groan]
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-[Luke grunts]
-[creature shrieks]
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-[clattering]
-[creature moaning]
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-[female homeowner screams]
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-[rattling]
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-[creature growls]
-[Luke groans]
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-[creature whimpers]
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-Who are you?
What do you want?
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-[creature panting] Housekeeper.
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-Housekeeper for the Cheevers.
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-CREATURE: He... give me...
condition. [sharp inhale]
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-Condition?
-He got her pregnant.
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-Oh my god!
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-CREATURE: Murdered!
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Stuffed in the chimney,
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but still alive.
-[creature cries]
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I burn... so long!
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-[creature cries]
-LUKE: I’m so sorry.
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What do you want now?
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-[panting] Vengeance!
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Ch-ch-ch-Cheever
should bu-bu- burn !
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-Tell her about the fire.
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-He did burn.
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-In 1931. He burned, he died.
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-[score intensifies]
-[urn top clatters on floor]
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He burned.
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And then he burned again.
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You got your vengeance
twice over.
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-[creature moans, gasps]
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-[creature gasping, whimpering]
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-[dramatic score intensifies]
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-[creature gasping]
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-[creature laughing]
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-[creature laughs loudly]
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-[laughing echoes off]
-[score abates]
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-[urn bouncing, clattering]
-[Susan gasps, exhales]
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-[score crossfades to
opening theme piano intro]
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-[sighs]
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-It’s a good thing they didn’t
bury the son of a bitch.
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-[opening theme]
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-[distant man screams]
-[theme intensifies, abates]
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-LUKE: So, with the benefit
of hindsight, we know
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she was a housemaid
working for the Cheevers.
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He got her pregnant.
Instead of doing right by her,
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killed her and stuffed her
in the chimney.
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But she was still alive.
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-Tell me again where we got this
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"bereaved wife waiting to be
reunited with hubby," story?
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-That would be
our latest research intern
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slash receptionist, Roger.
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-Maybe it is time someone had an
earnest conversation with Roger
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about the importance
of getting these things right.
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-That won’t be necessary.
I received Roger’s
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text of resignation
this morning.
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Four words:
"I’m gone. Peace out."
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Three of them were misspelled.
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-Which one did he get right?
-None.
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He sent an emoji of a peace sign
so it’s hard to screw that up.
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-It’s probably for the best.
But we gotta keep trying.
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Get the listings
back on the job sites.
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-Never took ’em down.
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-It has been three years.
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We’ve been at this new place
almost six months
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and we still haven’t found
a replacement for Phil.
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And we’ve found, what?
34 replacements for Zooey.
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-35! Roger, we hardly knew ye.
-[quiet score]
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-And they all ended badly.
I’m still meeting August
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in underground parking garages
for new PKT transformers.
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-These aren’t people
you replace easily.
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-[sighs] Yes. I know.
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-[busy office atmosphere]
-[electronic phone trilling]
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-Oh! Mr. MacNeil. Oh, we weren’t
expecting you back so soon.
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-[quiet eerie score]
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-[exhales, chuckles ironically]
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-Hm.
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Hmmm.
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-[keyboard clacking]
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Well, shit, Carl.
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You went and died without me.
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-[door opens]
-[approaching footsteps]
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-So why’re you back so soon?
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-Um...
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Too much to do.
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Juuudy?
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Judy. Too much to do.
Too many...
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carpets to look at
and make sure they’re... fluffy.
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-[scoffs] Okay.
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Uh, they brought over
these swatch books.
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There’s a bunch of colors,
thicknesses.
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Norman says don’t pick anything
out of the Coronado collection
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or we’ll be way over budget.
-[soft dramatic boom]
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-If I want
the Coronado collection,
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then Coronado I shall have.
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-Oh, okay.
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-Scram. I’ll look at these.
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-[tense score]
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I said beat it!
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It’ll take me, like, 30 seconds
to pick the rugs into which
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these old critters’ll want to
aspirate their terminal breath.
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Turn around and walk that way.
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Thanks, Judy.
-[keyboard clacking]
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-[keyboard clicking]
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-[door closes]
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-[keyboard clicks]
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Oh, little Luke.
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All growed up.
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And he sells houses.
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Gross.
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-[dramatic boom]
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-[score abates]
-[birds chirping]
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-WOMAN: Joey?
- [footsteps thudding on stair]
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Joey!?
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Are you riding the north 40?
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-I gotta keep riding.
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-Did your horsey tell you that?
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-Nope. Cowboy Rick told me.
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-[tense score]
-Who’s Cowboy Rick?
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-He’s the cowboy who smiles.
He comes to my room at night.
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-That’s probably just a dream.
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-No! Cowboy Rick is real!
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He comes to my room,
and he smiles.
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And he tells me
I need to learn to ride fast
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so I can go with him!
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-[score intensifies]
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-Come on, Joey.
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Joey!
Let’s go get a cookie!
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-[score abates]
-Okay.
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-[woman laughs through nose]
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-WOMAN (WHISPERS): This way.
Come on.
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-[eerie score intensifies]
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-[horse hooves
at running pace on dirt]
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-[score intensifies, fades out]
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-[distant car horn honking]
-[electronic phone trilling]
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-[handset clattering]
-Uh... Oh!
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Roman/Ireland. This is Brandon.
How may I direct your call?
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-MAN 3: I made it very clear
to Miss Lomax--
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-Awesome. Yeah, okay. Uh,
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so you-you want to
talk to her, right?
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- That’s why you hire
a real estate agent.
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-Okay, yeah. No.
Th-that’s great, but, but first
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you want to talk to her, right?
-[elevator arriving ding]
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Yeah, yeah. I, I really think
you should talk to her, right?
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Okay. Yeah. Just--
Okay, hang on.
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-[sighs]
-[telephone button clicks]
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Hey, Lomax?! Uh...
Right. Uh, button.
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Yeah, hey, there’s a guy
on the phone for you that’s
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really mad about
something you did.
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-[quiet urgent score]
-Right, yeah.
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-No, I’ll-I’ll do that.
Just-just a sec. Hi.
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-Hi.
-Hi. Could I get a name please?
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-[unintelligible response]
-Right. Okay.
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Hey, the name, it was, uh...
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Uh, uh, Worshesters... Uh...
Buh-buh Worshintie Parkert--
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-[button clicks]
-[line disconnect beeps]
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00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,270
-What’d you do that for?
I was so close.
249
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,970
-Always defer to the person
in your face
250
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,010
before the person on the phone.
It’s why they gave you
251
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,910
a hold button
instead of a handgun.
252
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:09,350
Zooey L’Enfant
to see Susan, please.
253
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:12,450
-Uh, Miss Ireland is busy.
Is she expecting you?
254
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:15,320
-Oh. Stay gold, Ponyboy.
255
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:18,860
-[quickly approaching footsteps]
-SUSAN: Zooey! How are you?
256
00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:21,160
It’s been ages.
Ages! How’s work?
257
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:24,400
-Oh, it’s good! Yeah.
So adult, but I love it.
258
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,800
At least I will, once I
figure out what I’m doing.
259
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,230
-That’s great.
-ZOOEY: You know, I cannot
260
00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:31,040
keep coming in here
to train every one of these
261
00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,900
hamsters you bring in
to answer the phone.
262
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,710
I have a day job, you know.
-I know.
263
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,370
There’s just no one
who does what you do.
264
00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,780
-AUGUST: I know not
with what weapons
265
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,950
World War III will be fought,
266
00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:47,320
but World War IV will be fought
with sticks and stones."
267
00:13:48,420 --> 00:13:50,320
Albert Einstein.
268
00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:54,060
-[quiet rhythmic score]
-What’s your point?
269
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,190
-My point is,
270
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:59,400
we should be focused on
the advancement of mankind,
271
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:01,430
not its annihilation.
272
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,970
That initiatives like
this probe to Venus
273
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,540
should be viewed as a glimpse
into the unknown
274
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,710
to answer great
existential questions,
275
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,810
not just a hunt
for a new platform
276
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,480
from which to launch
offensive weapons
277
00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:16,310
against as yet unidentified
adversaries.
278
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,350
-[score abates]
279
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:24,660
Shall I, uh,
280
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,230
break out the sock puppets
and explain it again, or, uh...?
281
00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,890
-Ripley, you needn’t be
condescending.
282
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,360
We’re all on the same team.
283
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:33,600
-And yet clearly some of us
have been more rigorous
284
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,500
about wearing our helmets.
285
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,600
-The A-S-D-R-A mandate
is military.
286
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,770
-Our money is military.
287
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:44,240
Your pure science
was rather quaint at first
288
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,880
but now, frankly, we find it
frivolous and annoying.
289
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:51,080
-If you find our mission
so distasteful,
290
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,220
why do you stay?
291
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,120
-[quiet rhythmic score]
-[inaudible]
292
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,920
Oh.
293
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,160
Shacking up with the boss.
[exhales through nose]
294
00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,700
Never mind.
295
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,370
-[score intensifies]
296
00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:13,370
-[score abates]
297
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,610
-Hey. Got a sec?
-LUKE: Sure. What’s up?
298
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,580
-Heading to the Barnett’s house.
Wanted to get a gut check first.
299
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,810
-My guts are yours.
300
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,280
-So, we sold it as a normie
301
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:26,020
but they’re already
having some... issues.
302
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,850
Their son’s saying
some weird things.
303
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,220
There’s some odd noises, smells.
304
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,030
-[tense score]
-Smells?
305
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:37,130
-Um, she said it was
like fertilizer.
306
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,900
Manure.
-Plumbing? Septic?
307
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,430
-Nothing showed up
in the inspection.
308
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:43,130
I’m having a plumber come
and check it out.
309
00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,570
But the creepy thing is the kid.
310
00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,610
He claims to have a friend.
311
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,540
Cowboy. Cowboy Rick.
312
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:53,340
Talks about him all the time.
It freaks the parents out.
313
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,210
-You did a PKT
before writing the contract?
314
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,550
-Clean as a whistle.
-Did you miss anything?
315
00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:01,250
-As confident as I can be.
I know how to use Augie’s stuff.
316
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:03,420
I just don’t understand it.
317
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,990
-Yeah. Nobody does except Augie.
318
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:08,630
-Anyway, I’m gonna talk to them.
And then I’ll follow up
319
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,630
with the previous owner,
see if he knows anything.
320
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,430
-I’ll drive by.
See if anything jumps out at me.
321
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,430
-[score fades out]
322
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,470
-[Susan sucks teeth]
-[reception phone trilling]
323
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,170
-So, I saw Megan the other day.
324
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,010
-[Luke taps pen;
sighs through nose]
325
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,610
She looked... great.
326
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,080
-It’s what she does.
327
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:30,350
She saves lives
and she looks great.
328
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,890
-Are you two...?
-Megan is seeing a urologist.
329
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,660
I understand that it’s serious.
330
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,620
-Urology is a serious business.
331
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,530
-So I’ve been told.
332
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:44,600
-I, myself, am dating again.
333
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,360
-[tender score]
334
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,530
-[blows air through lips]
Good for you.
335
00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,540
-I mean, part of having
a healthy work-life balance
336
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,040
is getting out there.
337
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,540
-Well, go get ’em, tiger.
338
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:59,540
-I just hope it’s nice.
Or at least survivable.
339
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:01,110
-Me too.
340
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,080
-But in case it’s not,
I always set an alarm
341
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,180
on my phone for 45 minutes in.
342
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,050
If the date’s going well,
then I just say it was
343
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,320
a reminder to call a client
or take medication.
344
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,160
-But if it sucks...
-Grampa’s dying.
345
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,190
Head for the exit.
346
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,390
-Here’s hoping grampa lives.
347
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,360
-[reception phone trilling]
348
00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,230
-SUSAN: Place is
really shaping up.
349
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:25,100
Your furniture
looks great in here.
350
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,670
-Thanks.
I hate to be a complainer.
351
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:30,080
-I had to come by
and pick up our sign, anyway.
352
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,210
We always want to make sure
our clients are happy
353
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,650
in their new homes.
354
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,980
-It isn’t so much the noises,
or even the smell.
355
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,650
-[Susan sniffs]
I’m sorry, I don’t--
356
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,550
-It comes and goes.
And when it comes,
357
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:43,190
it’s in waves.
But that’s not my biggest worry.
358
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,060
-[quiet tense score]
-[homeowner sighs]
359
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,960
It’s Joey.
360
00:17:47,030 --> 00:17:48,560
-It’s understandable.
361
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:50,730
-He’s always been
a pretty down-to-earth kid
362
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,070
and now all he can talk about
is Cowboy Rick.
363
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:57,200
-Kids Joey’s age have
such rich imaginations.
364
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,600
-I wouldn’t--
-(overlap) Then I noticed this.
365
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,440
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t
there when we bought it.
366
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,580
-[phone camera clicks]
367
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,880
-Anything else?
368
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:18,660
Oh, my.
369
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,360
-[eerie score]
370
00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:26,230
-[score intensifies, abates]
371
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,000
-[crickets chirring]
372
00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,600
-[light snoring]
373
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:33,640
-[running horse approaching]
374
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,610
-[distant horse whinnying]
375
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,880
-[hoofbeats, whinnying abate]
376
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,520
-[tense score]
377
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:53,360
-[door hinges creak]
378
00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:00,230
-[smooch]
379
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,470
-[light switch clicks]
380
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,270
-[distant horse whinnying]
381
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,640
-[score intensifies, abates]
382
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,650
-[closer horse neighs]
383
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,350
-[score intensifies]
384
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:29,660
-[footsteps approaching]
385
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,360
-[woman gasps]
386
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,770
-(intense whisper) Where’s
my buckaroo?
387
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,240
-[screams]
388
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:48,680
-[quiet score]
-WOMAN: He was right here.
389
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:51,320
This evil western person
in a long coat and a hat.
390
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,590
-Did you see him?
-MAN 4: No. By then he was gone.
391
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:57,320
Marian was hyperventilating,
Joey was crying. It was crazy.
392
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:59,060
-Yeah, I’m sure.
-MARIAN: He was here.
393
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:03,190
Right outside Joey’s room.
He called him his buckaroo!
394
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,830
What does he want with Joey?
395
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,670
-There’s really no reason
to think Joey’s in danger.
396
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,400
-[Marian scoffs]
-MAN 4: This thing had a gun!
397
00:20:09,430 --> 00:20:12,540
Tell her about the gun!
-Silver, shiny, in a holster.
398
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:15,370
Like the cowboys used to have.
-SUSAN: I don’t think--
399
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,470
-MAN 4: There was a man
with a gun in our house
400
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:20,510
outside our little boy’s room!
What are you gonna do about it?
401
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,320
-[score intensifies, abates]
402
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,920
-[birds chirping]
403
00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:44,540
-Hi, babe.
Didn’t think you’d be home.
404
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:47,040
Mwah!
405
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,010
-[footsteps receding]
406
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,570
-Vonda.
407
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:56,910
-[tap running]
-How was the fishing trip?
408
00:20:57,820 --> 00:21:01,220
-Liberating.
-Ooh! Don’t forget.
409
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,720
We have that thing
for Juvenile Diabetes
410
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,820
tomorrow night.
411
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,420
-We’re against it, right?
412
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,290
-[Vonda laughs]
413
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,960
-It’s biz casual,
414
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:17,170
so I’ve got to come home
from the club to change.
415
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,240
-Vonda...
I’ve been thinking, Vonda.
416
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,540
It’s time for
a couple of changes.
417
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,580
-What do you have in mind?
418
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,050
-I’m gonna sell this house.
419
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,950
-[scoffs]
-It’s just not me anymore.
420
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:39,020
-But... But you love this house.
421
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,090
You only built it a year ago.
422
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:43,090
I love this house.
423
00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:46,000
What, what,
what’s wrong with it?
424
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,500
-It’s so nice.
425
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,470
It’s big and open.
426
00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:55,070
I’m used to something
a bit more enclosed.
427
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:58,480
-I... I don’t understand.
428
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:02,450
-You don’t have to.
429
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,480
I’m going to call
a real estate agent.
430
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:11,020
-[Vonda scoffs] Tyler!
This is super sudden.
431
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,460
-Actually, it’s been
a very long time coming.
432
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:17,900
In fact, I’ve already got
a guy in mind.
433
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,230
-[footsteps receding]
-[Vonda scoffs]
434
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,970
-[gentle score]
435
00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:25,600
-[car door closes]
436
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,510
-[broad frequency sound
intensifies, abates]
437
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,080
-[score fades out]
-[distant bird chirping]
438
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:35,480
MAN 5: Look, I lived in
the place for 20 years.
439
00:22:35,510 --> 00:22:37,380
Never saw anything like that.
440
00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:40,580
-Anything strange ever,
Mr. Yurth?
441
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,620
-Never.
-Any...
442
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,390
-[quiet tense score]
443
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,260
cowboys in your family?
444
00:22:47,290 --> 00:22:49,990
-[Yurth laughs softly,
sniffles, sighs]
445
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,800
-I’m an accountant.
446
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,730
My father was an accountant.
447
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,530
My grandfather, too.
448
00:22:57,740 --> 00:23:00,470
Look, we’ve had
a high-profile client
449
00:23:00,510 --> 00:23:02,770
running us 24 hours
the last few weeks.
450
00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:06,640
-[sniffles, clears throat]
If there’s nothing else.
451
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,080
-Thank you for your time.
[expels breath]
452
00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:12,520
May I call you
if anything comes up?
453
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,050
-I guess so.
454
00:23:17,550 --> 00:23:19,720
-Do you have a card, or...
455
00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:26,760
-But, honestly, if those people
are seeing a cowboy,
456
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,730
(whisper) they rode in with him.
457
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,900
-[score fades out]
458
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,910
-So have you worked the front
desk at a businesses before?
459
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:38,310
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
I’ve learned lots.
460
00:23:38,340 --> 00:23:40,850
-Great. Forget everything ’cause
this is completely different.
461
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,980
-[mischievous score]
Okay, how do I put this? Um...
462
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:46,120
The gates of hell is protected
by a three-headed dog
463
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:48,920
named Cerberus.
That’s you. You’re Cerberus.
464
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,290
-Do I get dental?
465
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,520
-Benefits kick in the first day
of the month after hire.
466
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,290
’Kay? Anyways, Cerberus--
467
00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:56,560
-Wait, how long d’you work here
before you got a raise?
468
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:02,170
Brandon, focus, okay?
I’m only going to be here
469
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,540
for a short period of time
imparting all of this wisdom
470
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:06,670
and shit, so you really need to
take advantage of me.
471
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,740
-I like the sound of that.
472
00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:12,710
-God, I was not meant to be
the adult in the room.
473
00:24:14,410 --> 00:24:17,120
-Cerberus. S...
474
00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:19,050
-[calming inhale] Okay.
475
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,820
-[light jazz piano]
- MAN 5: That was in sixth gra.
476
00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:24,050
It was the seventh grade
that I really blossomed.
477
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,320
This ninth grader
threw me a football,
478
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,260
out of nowhere.
Somehow I managed
479
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:30,560
to drop my books,
put my hands up and caught it.
480
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,700
-[chuckles] Just grabbed it.
481
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:36,400
That’s when I knew
football would be my passion.
482
00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:39,700
-I never really loved sports.
I was more of a theatre kid.
483
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:42,170
-Prophecy. That’s what it was.
484
00:24:42,370 --> 00:24:44,840
By the time I was a senior,
I was an all-city tight end.
485
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,780
I’d’ve made the pros.
-[Susan’s phone buzzes]
486
00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:49,780
But I blew out my knee,
got my girlfriend pregnant.
487
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:52,720
-[soft gasp]
488
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:55,550
-Oh, no! Boompah!
489
00:24:55,990 --> 00:24:58,660
-Hey, you gonna eat that?
-[score fades out]
490
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:03,960
-[birds chirping]
491
00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:07,970
-[plastic rustling]
492
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,510
-So how was the date?
-[sharp rustling]
493
00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:17,070
-[plastic rustling]
-[objects clattering faintly]
494
00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:21,510
You know... [sighs]
I think that flipping a house
495
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:23,880
is very much like
dressing up a dead body
496
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,480
for an open casket service.
497
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,850
-[sucks teeth] Well,
thanks for that.
498
00:25:29,050 --> 00:25:30,920
-No, you’re fixing
it up to be comforting
499
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,920
and presentable
to those who would view it.
500
00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:37,090
-[sighs] My mom and I
always swore
501
00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:39,200
we’d do this one day.
-[tender score]
502
00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,830
Buy an old house, fix it up,
503
00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:44,440
drink some wine,
hang some drywall and sell it
504
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:46,500
at an obscene profit.
505
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:48,640
The perfect place
never came along
506
00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:50,310
until just before she, you know,
507
00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,010
just before she got sick.
508
00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:57,010
We thought we had
all the time in the world.
509
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,050
-Constance was lovely.
510
00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:03,650
-We code-named this place
Bali Hai.
511
00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:06,090
Her favorite song
in her favorite musical.
512
00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:09,090
-[plastic rustling]
513
00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:13,600
-Listen, do you mind if
I dig into that Barnett house?
514
00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:15,200
I think there’s something there.
515
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,700
-Be my guest.
516
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:19,700
They’re tired of
looking at my face.
517
00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:21,840
-[distant harmonica playing]
518
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:27,750
-[distant horse neighing]
519
00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:31,920
-[sharp slap onto sheets]
-[sheets rustling]
520
00:26:31,950 --> 00:26:33,980
-[soft footsteps receding]
521
00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:36,720
-[door hinges creaking]
522
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:41,530
-[score intensifies, abates]
523
00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:43,130
-[harmonica playing]
524
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:46,830
-[horse nickers]
525
00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:52,100
-[fire crackling]
-[score becomes ominous]
526
00:26:57,470 --> 00:26:59,480
-[score abates]
-[crickets chirring]
527
00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:01,150
-[nervous breaths]
528
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,080
-[quiet tense score]
-[wind blowing]
529
00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:14,790
-[rope whipping]
-[man grunts]
530
00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:18,760
-[man whimpering]
531
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,400
-[tense score]
532
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,430
-COWBOY: I want my buckaroo!
533
00:27:23,470 --> 00:27:26,270
-Where’s Joey?
You can’t have him!
534
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,240
-Tell me where he is.
535
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,170
-Wh-where’s my son?
536
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:34,540
-MARIAN: Ned!
-[Ned grunts]
537
00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:36,250
-[score abates]
-Oh!
538
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,050
-[distant dog barking]
539
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,780
-[eerie score]
540
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,820
-[Ned breathes hard]
541
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:46,160
-NED: Joey, where were you?
-MARIAN: He was in the bathroom!
542
00:27:46,190 --> 00:27:48,860
What’s going on?
Who are you talking to?
543
00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:51,500
-[exhales]
544
00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:54,700
- AUGUST: Here! Here!
It is the beating
545
00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:56,870
of his hideous heart!
-[faint music playing]
546
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:59,870
What a charming place
for a clandestine meeting.
547
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,510
-It’s quickly turning into
our satellite office.
548
00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:05,110
Practically next door. It’s like
a second conference room
549
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,240
with cold beer on tap.
-Lovely.
550
00:28:08,410 --> 00:28:09,910
So, what can I--
551
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:11,820
-[faint background chatter]
552
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:16,090
Uh, did you--?
-That’s Lloyd.
553
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,890
Been coming here for months.
I haven’t had to order once.
554
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,060
He just... knows.
555
00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:23,830
-Remarkable.
556
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:28,930
-So, here’s the deal.
557
00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:31,300
I got a spooky cowboy
that’s threatening to
558
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,000
take away a little boy.
559
00:28:34,070 --> 00:28:35,310
-Oh, dear.
560
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:38,110
-Something there, August.
It’s real.
561
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:42,180
I don’t think it’s evil,
but, uh, it’s something.
562
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,780
-You have diagnostic tools
I left behind.
563
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:49,120
-I know. But what if we need
something stronger?
564
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,690
-[tense score]
-[glass down on table]
565
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,960
-A child is in danger. Correct?
566
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,800
I believe I have an item
that will do the trick.
567
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:05,800
But Luke, please,
568
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,210
use it with discretion.
569
00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:11,010
Over the past three years,
I have discovered
570
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,980
the ability to compartmentalize
the responsibility
571
00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:15,980
for creating terrible weapons
572
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:18,720
safely away from that
of deploying them.
573
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:22,750
But in my dark nights
of the soul, I realize that,
574
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,890
in the end, it’s...
575
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:27,160
it’s just the same.
576
00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:33,830
-Barnetts are staying
at a hotel tonight.
577
00:29:34,070 --> 00:29:35,900
This would be the time.
578
00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:41,410
-I’ll have a courier
send it over.
579
00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:44,780
-[distant thunder rumbling]
-[rain pattering]
580
00:29:44,810 --> 00:29:46,540
-Hello?
581
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:48,250
-[score intensifies]
582
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,010
-[dramatic boom]
583
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,850
-[eerie score]
584
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,150
Um... Howdy.
585
00:29:57,350 --> 00:30:01,190
-[dramatic boom]
-Where’s my buckaroo?
586
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,030
-He’s not here.
His mom and his dad,
587
00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:06,300
they took him somewhere safe.
-No!
588
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:08,460
Not the child.
589
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,170
I don’t know these people!
590
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,340
Where’s my Buckaroo?
591
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,610
I need to find him.
592
00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:19,310
-[score intensifies, fades out]
593
00:30:19,310 --> 00:30:26,220
-[quiet score]
594
00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:32,620
-[keyboard clicks]
-[keyboard clicks]
595
00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:43,330
-[keyboard clicks]
596
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,500
-[score intensifies]
597
00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:50,010
-[paper rustling]
598
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,750
-[dramatic whoosh]
599
00:30:57,350 --> 00:30:59,420
-YURTH: I thought I made it
clear that I had no idea
600
00:30:59,450 --> 00:31:01,950
what your clients were seeing
inside the house
601
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,620
I no longer live in!
-[score fades out]
602
00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:05,120
-LOMAX: You did.
603
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,060
-Nice place.
Bigger than the last place.
604
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:10,590
I wanted to ask you about
your father.
605
00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:12,530
You have a picture of him?
606
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,100
-He died three years ago.
607
00:31:16,130 --> 00:31:17,670
I...
608
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,440
That’s him.
609
00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:24,870
-[distant birds chirping]
610
00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:28,550
-He kept saying he was
looking for his buckaroo.
611
00:31:28,580 --> 00:31:30,110
-[intriguing score]
612
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,950
-That’s what he used to call me.
613
00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:39,060
When I was a kid.
614
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,590
When I came to work for him...
615
00:31:42,690 --> 00:31:44,430
this was years later,
616
00:31:45,230 --> 00:31:46,900
I mean, I had to beg him,
617
00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:49,430
please, stop calling me
that name. It’s, um...
618
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,000
unprofessional.
619
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:56,640
-The house is empty.
620
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:58,310
The Barnetts,
they won’t come back
621
00:31:58,380 --> 00:32:01,610
until this thing is settled.
-[keys jangling]
622
00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:04,350
-Your move, buckaroo.
623
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,420
-[keys jangling]
624
00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:17,660
-[score fades out]
-[smooch]
625
00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:19,800
-Hi.
-Hello.
626
00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:22,330
-Hm. You okay?
627
00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:24,840
-I’m just tired.
-Hm.
628
00:32:25,170 --> 00:32:30,210
-Dealing with your associates
makes me tired all over.
629
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,740
-Well, if it’s any comfort,
you’re wearing them out, too.
630
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:36,110
-Hm. Not at all comforting.
631
00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:38,120
-Hmmm.
-[tender score fades up]
632
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,990
Augie, you don’t have to--
633
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:46,690
-I quit ASDRA once,
as an impulsive young man.
634
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:50,560
To do so again would be to admit
I have learned nothing.
635
00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:53,460
That is weakness.
636
00:32:55,070 --> 00:32:57,130
Something I loathe in myself.
637
00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:06,210
-I fell in love with
that impulsive young man.
638
00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:11,580
-Mm, perhaps that was
your weakness.
639
00:33:12,050 --> 00:33:13,450
-[charcoal scratching lightly
on paper]
640
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,650
-[crickets chirring]
-[score intensifies]
641
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,230
-What if he’s dangerous?
642
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,230
-He’s your dad.
-[door closes]
643
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,960
And he’s been looking for you.
644
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,660
-[horse whinnies]
645
00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:30,400
-[dramatic boom]
-[cowboy exhales]
646
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,500
-My little buckaroo.
647
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,170
-Dad?
648
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,780
What...
649
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,680
What is this?
650
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,450
What are you doing?
651
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,180
-[score intensifies]
-[cowboy laughs quietly]
652
00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,490
-Ever since I was a little boy,
653
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:53,790
I dreamed of being a cowboy.
654
00:33:53,820 --> 00:33:55,690
-[spurs jingle]
655
00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:57,260
Way before you were born,
656
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,130
the summer of ’67,
657
00:34:01,630 --> 00:34:05,140
I had the summer off
before I started college.
658
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,770
-[exhales]
659
00:34:07,970 --> 00:34:09,770
Worked on a ranch.
660
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,950
-You?
661
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:16,710
-I rode.
662
00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:19,520
I herded cattle.
663
00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:22,190
I slept under the stars.
664
00:34:23,690 --> 00:34:25,160
Even rodeoed.
665
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,660
Came in third, team ropin’.
666
00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:32,800
It was the best summer
I ever had.
667
00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:37,870
I wished
it would never end, but...
668
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:40,900
it did.
669
00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:44,170
-Why?
670
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:46,810
If you were happy.
671
00:34:47,010 --> 00:34:49,010
-My father.
672
00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:51,180
No son of his
was going to waste his life
673
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,920
on the back of a horse.
674
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,320
Went to work at the family firm,
675
00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,190
got married,
676
00:35:00,590 --> 00:35:02,360
raised a son.
677
00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:05,800
[laughs]
(whispers) A good son.
678
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,930
-[scoffs]
679
00:35:11,770 --> 00:35:13,340
And then I died.
680
00:35:15,970 --> 00:35:18,280
And I went somewhere where...
681
00:35:19,610 --> 00:35:21,080
-[sighs]
682
00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:22,810
dreams come true.
683
00:35:25,850 --> 00:35:29,320
You can live the life
that you might’a had.
684
00:35:30,850 --> 00:35:32,560
You know?
685
00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:37,560
So I’m a cowboy.
686
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:42,670
But I had to come back
and tell you
687
00:35:44,130 --> 00:35:45,800
live your dreams.
688
00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:50,340
Don’t die with them.
689
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,760
-Remember when
you took us sailing?
690
00:36:12,130 --> 00:36:13,970
That week in Nantucket.
691
00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:17,770
That was the most fun
I ever had in my life.
692
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,710
I never went out
on a sailboat again.
693
00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:25,310
-[score intensifies]
694
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:26,980
-[cowboy sighs happily]
695
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:30,780
-(whisper) So you’re a sailor?
696
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,820
-[emotional exhale through nose]
697
00:36:34,180 --> 00:36:36,720
Don’t wait
to do the good things, Kirby.
698
00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:41,290
I love you, son.
699
00:36:42,190 --> 00:36:43,860
-I love you, Dad.
700
00:36:48,770 --> 00:36:50,330
-My work here is done.
701
00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:53,340
-[score abates]
702
00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:55,770
-[tender score]
703
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,010
-[distant birds calling]
704
00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:00,280
-[western style whistling
as score]
705
00:37:09,890 --> 00:37:11,420
-[score fades out]
706
00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:15,890
-[footsteps approaching]
707
00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:17,330
-Don’t you have to get to work?
708
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,500
-I’m leaving.
But I just needed to tell you
709
00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:23,830
that not only is Brandon
dumber than undercooked meat,
710
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,270
he’s also
a walking HR violation.
711
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:29,470
Kid hit on me. Three times.
-Terrific.
712
00:37:29,510 --> 00:37:31,410
-Honestly, I don’t think
he’s gonna last the week.
713
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,040
Someone might jingle
their car keys
714
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,580
and he’d get distracted
and leave.
715
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,010
-[sharp sigh]
-[fist thumps on desk]
716
00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:39,720
-I’m never going to find
a replacement for you, am I?
717
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,850
-[gentle score]
-Or Phil. Or August.
718
00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:46,120
-Okay, but that’s the thing.
It’s been three years!
719
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,290
Stop trying to replace us.
720
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,730
You know, find some new talent,
give ’em some love
721
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,900
for who they are instead of
expecting them to be...
722
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,870
Well, us.
723
00:37:57,930 --> 00:37:59,600
And one more thing.
724
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,440
Thank you.
725
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,180
-For?
726
00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:08,080
-For shaming me into
going to law school.
727
00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:12,520
I mean, I feel like I’m in way,
way over my head and, honestly,
728
00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:15,020
I feel like I’m gonna get fired
almost every day, but
729
00:38:15,950 --> 00:38:17,650
I also feel like I’m
730
00:38:18,190 --> 00:38:19,890
where I was meant to be.
731
00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:23,660
The kind of feeling
you must have every day, right?
732
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,200
-Not every day.
[breathes out through nose]
733
00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:32,770
-Anyways, thank you.
734
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,570
By the way,
in case he mentions it,
735
00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,780
I am going on a date
with Brandon tonight.
736
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,280
Third time was the charm.
737
00:38:41,310 --> 00:38:43,080
-[footsteps receding]
738
00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:44,680
-[faint music]
739
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:47,480
-MEGAN: I’m glad you called.
I almost forgot.
740
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,420
Don’t you doctors have
appointment books?
741
00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:53,990
-Yeah, we have them... [sighs]
742
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,790
we just ignore them. [laughs]
743
00:38:57,090 --> 00:38:58,530
Oh.
744
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,400
-[light chattering]
-[cutlery clinking]
745
00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:04,930
He slays me.
746
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,140
Did you order this?
747
00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:09,910
-Lloyd knows.
748
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:13,080
-Uh-huh. Well,
749
00:39:13,940 --> 00:39:15,710
to old friends.
750
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,080
-Old friends.
751
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:22,850
-Mmm.
-Mm.
752
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:24,990
-[glass down on table]
-[Luke sniffs wine]
753
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:28,060
So, what’s his name?
754
00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:31,190
-Hunter.
755
00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:32,930
-First or last?
756
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,970
Doctor Hunter Manderly.
757
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,930
-Hunter Manderly.
-Okay.
758
00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:39,570
-Sounds like a guy
from a romance novel.
759
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,110
Does he have
a flowing flaxen mane?
760
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:45,010
-Don’t be a jerk. [scoffs]
761
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:48,880
Are you seeing anyone
these days?
762
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:52,420
-Nobody serious.
-Mm.
763
00:39:52,450 --> 00:39:55,750
-I stay busy running my vast
real estate empire.
764
00:39:57,150 --> 00:39:58,620
-What do you hear from Phil?
765
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:01,390
-Well, sounds like the Vatican’s
got him traveling a lot.
766
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,860
-Mm.
-Anthony’s restoring
767
00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:06,400
some old church and
Felicity’s in her terrible twos.
768
00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:08,670
Phil says it gives him
a new appreciation
769
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:11,170
for the demons he can control.
770
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,000
-[Megan chuckles, inhales]
771
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,640
-Well, Hunter and I
have been talking about
772
00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:18,510
going to Rome in the spring.
I’d love to see them.
773
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,580
-I’ll get you the number.
-Hm.
774
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:29,020
I, uh, I made a note
to call Zooey next week.
775
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:30,720
I need to do up a will.
776
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,960
-Oh, I just saw her
the other day.
777
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,220
And Susan. Susan says hi.
778
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:38,030
-Oh. Hi, Susan.
779
00:40:38,830 --> 00:40:40,600
Hm.
780
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,130
-It just, uh...
781
00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,640
It feels like all the kids
are growing up.
782
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,070
-Hm.
-Zooey is a lawyer.
783
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,910
August is designing
killer satellites, or something.
784
00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:54,180
Phil’s off fighting
the forces of darkness and you!
785
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,550
You’re an ER doctor
saving lives.
786
00:40:56,850 --> 00:40:58,980
Ordering
"Ringers lactate. Stat!"
787
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:00,520
-[Megan laughs]
788
00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:02,520
Everyone’s evolving.
789
00:41:02,850 --> 00:41:04,790
Making bold moves forward.
790
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:08,660
-And here you are.
791
00:41:09,190 --> 00:41:11,060
-Yep.
792
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:13,100
Here I still am.
793
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,000
-Hm.
794
00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:17,770
-[tense score]
795
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,070
-Are you okay?
796
00:41:25,210 --> 00:41:26,910
-I am magnificent.
797
00:41:28,310 --> 00:41:30,650
-I ask because
you’re just kinda...
798
00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:33,920
not yourself.
799
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,090
-Now you’re just
hurting my feelings.
800
00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:41,090
-Are you sure you want to
sell this house?
801
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,830
-[Vonda sighs]
802
00:41:45,230 --> 00:41:46,960
-[sharp exhale]
803
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:50,100
-[shoe scuffs on floor]
804
00:41:50,530 --> 00:41:53,000
-[smooch]
Don’t change, Tyler.
805
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,840
I like you just the way you are.
806
00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:59,110
-[score intensifies]
807
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:08,150
-Payback’s a bitch, Little Luke.
808
00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,750
And it’s coming for you.
809
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:15,560
-[score crescendos, fades out]
810
00:42:15,630 --> 00:42:17,130
-[closing credit theme]
58775
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