All language subtitles for holly.hobbie.s02e07.1080p.web.h264-tbs_track3_[eng]

‐ Hey! So, I have a little treat
for you guys today...

‐ Hey, everyone!

Should I just...
‐ Yeah, go ahead.

‐ Okay. So, kind of
a big question, but how do
you know where you belong?

Is it where you're
from or where you're going,

or maybe even a place
you've never thought of before?

I'm not being rhetorical,
I literally have no idea.

So, if you have any thoughts,
slide into my DMs

because things have been
super confusing around here.

(lighthearted guitar melody)

Have you seen my notebook?

I could've sworn I left it here
on the counter, but again,

I could've sworn
I saw Joe Jonas at
the gas station last week.

‐ Okay, stop, sit.

Close your eyes. Breathe.

Now, where did you
leave it last?
‐ Is that daal?

‐ Your favorite.
‐ You only make daal
when you have bad news.

‐ That's not true.
‐ It sure is.

Grandma died;
you lost your job:

each memory
is seared into my mind

with the rich aromas of India.
‐ Everything's copacetic, baby.

Now, do you want garlic naan
or regular?

‐ What happened
to radical honesty?

‐ Well, not to reward your
impatience but I got a new job.

‐ That's amazing!

‐ See? This is what happens
when you project...

‐ (together): ...what you want
into the universe.

‐ So, what's the new gig?
‐ Oh, nothing major,

just my dream of being
a graphic designer.

‐ Slay all day!
When do you start?

‐ Few weeks, maybe a little bit
longer once we get settled
into the new place.

‐ New place?
‐ Uh, yeah.

Yeah. That's the best part,

it's in New Mexico. Sun, cacti
and not a snow shovel in sight.

‐ But what about your job here?

You just got
the landscaping van.
‐ Honey,

you're focusing on the past.
We need to look ahead.

‐ I'm focusing on the right now
as in, I like it here right now.

‐ Six months ago,
this place didn't
exactly spark joy for you.

Is this about that Tyler boy?

‐ How could you possibly ask me
that at a time like this?

And we're just friends!
He's Holly's old crush

and I would never let a boy come
between us, and don't change
the subject!

‐ Sweetheart, you'll love
New Mexico, okay?

We won't have to drive two hours
to get our hair done,
and no snow!

‐ But I love tobogganing and...

snow‐shoeing
and cross country skiing!

‐ You've never done any of those
things. Okay, you're a Libra.

You make new friends
wherever we go, you always do.

‐ Don't use my charm and
exceptional social skills
against me.

I thought we were a team,

why didn't you talk
to me about this?
‐ Honey,

this place isn't our home.
We have no roots here.

(birds chirping)

‐ Found it.
‐Don't forget your lunch, baby.

‐ Keep it. Wait, is it a kale
beet salad?

‐ With candied almonds.

‐ I'm still mad.

(theme song)
‐ ♪♪ You and me run
to a different beat ♪

♪ We are brave, lead the way ♪

♪ lead the way!
Be the you inside ♪

♪ and watch the world
take flight ♪

♪ We are brave, lead the way ♪

♪ lead the way! ♪

♪ Be the change ♪

♪ Be the change ♪

♪ Gotta be the change.♪♪

‐ I'm open, I'm open!
(whistle)

(panting)

‐ How's that knee feeling?
‐ Can't complain.

Physio really helped. Why,
did I look shaky on the returns?

‐ I'm afraid I have
some bad news.

You'll...

Have to come back
and serve as team captain.

(laughing)
‐ You can't do that to me,
man, come on!

‐ You look good, you look good.

‐ Hey Warren! Guess what, I‐‐
(locker slams shut)

What are you doing?
‐ Oh, you know,

just a little
corrective measure.

‐ Seriously.

‐ Our boy Jack has
a bad case of butterfingers.

He keeps dropping the ball
and costing us games so
I figured I'd...

Give him a hand with his grip.

(Warren laughs quietly)

‐ Well, in unrelated news,
my knee is looking good

and coach gave me the okay
to get back on the field.

‐ Oh captain, my captain!
That's great news, man.

Want to give me a hand?

‐ I'll see you out there.

(Warren chuckles to himself)

‐ The concept is simple.

Use electricity from
an insulated aluminium brace

on Robby's injured leg
to expedite recovery.

‐ If I was a certified genius
like you,

there are a lot
of other things about Robby
that I would have fixed first.

‐ I'm a scientist,
not a miracle worker.

‐ This is but the first stop
on your path to solving all
the world's problems.

Do you think you can work on
disappearing rainforest next?

‐ I'll add it to my to‐do list.

(phone buzzes)

What's Oscar saying?

‐ He's helping me record
a new song. He's got ideas.

‐ Oh, I bet he does.
‐ (with emphasis): Anyways,

did you hear about
the new slide they're building
at the water park for next year?

‐ Oh, We have got to be there
opening day.

That thing is
a marvel of engineering.

‐ Hey! So where are you
on a scale from yes to heck yes

on basically
becoming mermaids and living
at the water park next summer?

‐ Changing your physiology
is optional.
‐ Sorry,

I'm just
so close to finishing
a Michelle Obama audiobook.

‐ Ooh! Tell me about it after!

(indistinct chatter)
‐ Is this seat free?

‐ I've given up on thinking
I have a say about anything.

‐ Turn to the person sitting
next to you.

That person will be your partner

for the day.
(excited squeals)

(whistle)

(Warren giggles)
‐ Look at the way he...

(Jack groans with pain)
Classic.

Look at, look:
ten points Slytherin!

Look at the way he's running.

‐ No, Jack, you got to hustle!
Let's go!

(Jack groans in pain)

‐ Sorry, Coach. It's just...

(teammates' laughter continues)
I'm chafing like crazy!

‐ Is that honey?

‐ It's everywhere, sir.

(whispers) Everywhere.
‐ Okay. Okay.

TMI, Jack. Who did this?

‐ Not sure, sir.

‐ Well, hit the showers,
I guess.

‐ Permission to take my time?

‐ Granted.

‐ Ow, ow, ow, ow...
(teammates snicker)

‐ Alright, welcome to Pioneer
Village! The village dates back

to when the town was founded
in 1818.

Your task, should you choose
to accept it... Kidding!

There is no choice, you have to
do it! Is to fill out

that questionnaire
before the end of the day!

Chart your family background
at the Genealogy Centre

and figure out what role
your ancestors would have played

in the village. Have fun!

‐ My grandma's been
telling me about the Hobbie
ancestry since I was in diapers.

Apparently,
my great‐great‐great‐great aunt

was one of
the first female sheriffs.
‐ You're the descendent

of a super awesome,
stereotype‐busting lady?

Consider me shocked.

‐ Those are big boots to fill.

‐ So your family's been
in Collinsville for like,

a million generations.
Mine's only been here for three

and that includes me.

‐ It's not a competition.
Roots are roots,

no matter how deep they go.

They keep you planted.

‐ You should embroider that
on a pillow.

‐ Let's just get this over with

then find some over‐priced
fried food

with which to drown our sorrows.

‐ I knew you had sorrows.

Well, we're stuck together all
day, so tell me what's wrong.

You brought this upon yourself.

What's wrong?

(loudly) What's wrong?

(very loudly) What's wrong!?

‐ Okay, fine!

My mom and I are moving.

Again.

Just look up your family tree,
okay?

‐ Holly and Amy
must be devastated.

‐ I haven't told them.

‐ You know,

at least you're getting away
from this small‐minded town!

I mean, I'm stuck here
'til college.

‐ Must be nice to feel settled
into a place.

I've never been anywhere
that feels like home,

except maybe here.

Here as in Collinsville,
not as in the Genealogy Centre.

‐ I figured that.
‐ Okay, Flaherty.

Boom, you're welcome.

Family roots going back
to the dinosaurs.
‐ Your turn.

‐ Pointless.

We moved here six months ago.
Like my mom said,

there's nothing keeping us here.

‐ You were saying?

‐ That can't be right.
‐ Let's see here.

It sure is. Parish is
a historic name in these parts.
‐ You're joking, right?

‐ If I was joking,
you would know it

because you would be
laughing uncontrollably.

But I think I saw a Parish
working over here

at the stables.
‐ Thanks, Mr. Alton.

‐ Am I missing something?

‐ If I can prove to my mom

that we have roots here
in Collinsville,

maybe I can convince her
to stay.

She believes in signs
from the universe,

what if she can be equally
swayed by signs from the past?

That must be her.
(cows moo)

Hi! You wouldn't happen to be
a Parish, would you?

‐ (in an affected accent):
Verily, that I am.

Eliza Parish. A pleasure
to make thine acquaintance.

‐ Why is she talking like that?
‐ I think she needs to stay
in character.

‐ Wouldst thou like to assist
with my chore?

‐ So, this is going
to sound weird,

but I think we might be related?
I'm a Parish too,

Piper Parish.
And this is Tyler, but

he's not really relevant
to the matter at hand.
‐ Hey!

(Eliza laughs)
‐ Methinks thee doth sound

a kin to mine maternal aunt,
Margaret? Prithee, does thou
count thyself among

the Donaldson‐Parishes, wither
the fair state of Kentucky?

‐ If I understand what you're
asking, and I'm not sure
that I do, then no.

‐ This feels really weird

but is really fun,
you gotta try this!

‐ Perhaps thine parentage
sprung forth

from the golden fields
of Saskatoon?

‐ I'm not sure where that is
but my mom's parents come
from Georgia.

‐ Then I regret to inform you

that thy blood and mine dost
flow in disparate streams.

‐ Wait, we have
the same last name. I mean,

we have to related somewhere
down the line, right?

‐ (in a normal voice): Parish is
a pretty common last name all
across the United States.

It means "living close to
the parish," or church.

‐ Thanks anyways.

‐ I'm sorry, Piper.
(phone buzzes)

You know, maybe we could go
finish the assignment.

‐ You go ahead. I got
to get out of here.

‐ Where are you going to go?

(thoughtful yet whimsical folk)

Piper, wait up! Piper!

‐ Wait, so like, actual honey?

That must have been so
embarrassing and uncomfortable.

‐ It did not look fun.
‐ Well, good thing you're back
as captain,

so you can bring order
to this chaos.

What did Coach say?
Did he suspend Warren?

‐ You didn't tell him?
‐ It was just a prank.

It was a really stupid prank,
but still.

‐ Robby Hobbie, you cannot let
Warren get away with this

just because he's
your best friend!
‐ That is not what I'm doing!

‐ It absolutely is! You're
Team Captain.

It's your duty to take care of
things like this.

‐ And then what? Then, then
Warren hates me forever,

the rest of the team feels
super awkward

and Jack gets picked on more
because he's a snitch?

Like if you rock the boat.
you end up in the water.

And there are gators
in the water.

And snakes, and stuff.

‐ Do you want your players
to think they can be humiliated

without consequence?
You set the tone for the team.

I got to go.

Oh, also,

it's too cold here
for alligators,

so at worst
the water would be filled
with otters which... Cute.

(thoughtful guitar chords)

‐ Alright.

Brian, Carl, Danielle, Pam,

Piper? Tyler?

Has anyone seen Miss Parish
or Mr. Flaherty?

‐ Not since this morning.

She hasn't responded
to any of my texts.

Do you think something's wrong?
‐ I'm sure they're just late.

‐ What if they got lost
in the forest?

What if one of them
fell down a well?

‐ I can't imagine there are
a lot of open wells around here,

I'm sure she's fine.
If Tyler's missing too,

then they're probably together.

‐ Has anyone bothered
to check out all the hot
pioneer makeout spots?

‐ Excuse me? Piper would never.
‐ What makes you so sure?

Teen girl and cute boy
split off from class is a story

that only ends in kissing.
(laughs derisively)

‐ You slander
her name again and‐‐
‐ Let's keep it civil!

Stay put. I'll be back
in a minute.

(light guitar music)

(students chatter indistinctly)

‐ Dude, can you believe it?

It's tapioca again.

‐ We need to talk.

‐ Are you breaking up with me?

You didn't bust your knee
again, did you?

‐ No, no I'm fine.
I'm fine. But...

I think you should apologize
to Jack

and find a way to make it right.

‐ That's a good one.
‐ I'm serious.

‐ Who made you
the Chief of Police?

‐ Come on, man.
Just do me this one solid.

I can't have this kind
of behaviour on the team,

it's bad for morale.
‐ What happened to you, man?

Did you break your funny bone
or something?

‐ Come on, just apologize or‐‐

‐ Or what?

‐ I'll tell Coach it was you
and recommend he suspend you.

‐ You're kidding.
‐ No, I'm not.

It's my responsibility
to look out‐‐

‐ Sorry, you were saying?

‐ (in the background): That's my
locker!

‐ Hey!

(bird chirping)

(Piper sniffs)

‐ It can't be that bad.

‐ It tastes like memories.

Holly always makes me PB & J.

The whole point in trying to get
away from everyone was to,

you know, get away from
everyone! This is what I wanted.

No moms trying to use daal
as a psychic salve,

no friends with amazing mermaid
plans you can't be a part of.

We could scream right now
and no one would stop us.

(screaming)

‐ Feel better now?
‐ Of all people,

I would've thought
you need this too.

‐ Yeah, well, I prefer to deal

with my parents' impending
divorce by screaming internally.

‐ Sounds healthy.
Let's keep walking.

‐ You know, or we could go back
and catch the bus back to town.

‐ No thank you, sir.

‐ You know, if there's
one thing I know,

you can't just run away
from your problems.

I'm speaking from
first‐hand experience here.

If I were you,
I would spend as much time

with my friends as I can.
‐ There's no point.

Once I leave,
none of it will matter.

‐ You, Holly and Amy
will still be friends
no matter where you are.

‐ Everyone says that
but eventually the texts
stop coming through

and you go back
to being strangers.

I can't go through it all again.

I have a shoebox filled
with friendship bracelets.

You want to know how many
of those best friends
I still talk to?

None. The saddest shoebox.

Why am I still keeping those?
What's wrong with me? Anyway,

when you and Holly get married,
I won't even be on
the invite list.

‐ In what bonkers universe
do you think me and Holly
are going to get married?

‐ In all of them!
Your lives will go on without me

and eventually you won't even
remember me anymore. You'll be
like, "Oh, Piper?

That name sounds kind of
familiar. Was she the waiter
we had at brunch last weekend?"

‐ So that's it?
You're just going to
ignore everyone until you leave?

‐ You don't get it.
It'll be easier for everyone.

‐ You're right. I don't get it.

But I also don't want to
get stranded out here, either.

‐ Now we know how Jack felt.
‐ Just give me a break, man,‐‐

‐ Talk louder, I can't hear you.
There's pudding in my ear.

‐ Look, it was a prank.
I don't understand,

we used to do
this stuff all the time.
‐ Yeah, we used to.

We're seniors now.
‐ So? It's still funny!

‐ It's actually kind of mean,
especially because Jack's
a freshman.

‐ When we were freshmen,
the seniors did this stuff
all the time.

Do you remember
that one time that
we were sitting on the bench

and the seniors
tied our laces together
so that when Coach called us,

we went on the field,
we fell flat on our face!
That was hilarious!

‐ Do you remember
how mad we were after that?
We wanted to quit the team.

‐ Regardless, who else is going
to put someone in their place?

‐ Why do we have to?
Just because we had to deal
with a bunch of nonsense

from the seniors doesn't make it
okay for us to do it too.

We could break the cycle.

(clothes stick audibly
to the bench)
Oh, gross!

‐ And they lived to
tell the tale.

‐ Spoiler alert!
This one has a sad ending.

‐ (Holly): Oh, thank goodness
you're okay! I was so worried
something bad had‐‐

‐ (Mr. Alton): Holly.
Back on the bus.

‐ Oh, I'm sorry! Were you saying
something? No? Well, we've been
dating behind your back.

That's right. We've been
holding hands all over town.

Fields, barns, The Calico,
for weeks! So much hand‐holding,
our palms are chapped

and we need to apply
multiple applications
of moisturizing cream.

‐ What?

‐ Why aren't we
live‐streaming this?

‐What are you doing?
‐ I know you probably
hate me now

but I don't care. I never cared.

I'm basically the supervillain
in the movie of your life.

Lasers and stuff.

‐ Piper...
‐ (Mr. Alton): Okay.

Everybody back on the bus. Now.

You can continue whatever
this is on your own time.

And Piper, you sit with me.

(forlorn acoustic guitar)

‐ You okay?

(Mr. Alton sighs)

‐ I can't decide on a suitable
punishment for your
little escapade,

so give me some context.

What were you and Mr. Flaherty
doing miles away from

the Pioneer Village?

‐ Looking for the gift shop.
‐ Hm. I see.

And did you find
anything interesting

in the Genealogy Centre?
‐ Just that I don't belong here.

‐ I know I'm just the teacher

but if you ever need to talk.
I mean, I know it's none
of my business,

but even I can tell
that this doesn't seem like you.

‐ My mom and I are moving away.

‐ Oh. I'm sorry.
That's unfortunate.

‐ Why do I even bother
making friends?

I'm just going to lose them
when I move anyway.

From now on, it's just going
to be me and some trusty pet

I've yet to own. What have you
heard about chinchillas?

‐ Miss Parish, pushing people
away is no way to live.

I know it hurts, but if you
don't say goodbye on good terms,

it'll hurt more.
‐ How could it possibly
hurt more?

‐ You'll figure this out
as you get older,

but regret is hard to live with.

‐ Great pep talk,
just really excellent.

‐ Look, there's not a lot
we can control in life

so if you have an opportunity
to make things right, take it.

Now, as far
as your punishment goes,

I'm going to let you off
with a warning

but only because
I'm such a great teacher.

‐ Jack‐Man, look.

That stuff with the honey
was really stupid.

That's not what we built
this team to be,

and that's not the guy
I want to be.

Everyone in this room
knows how good you are

and I just wanted
to say I'm sorry, so.

‐ Thanks man.
‐ Yeah.

(indistinct background chatter)

‐ That was really
cool of you, man.
‐ Yeah, well.

Don't let word go
around I'm getting soft.

‐ Aw, come on. Everyone knows
you've always been soft.

‐ Yeah. Um, hey, man.

I'm sorry for freaking out
at you earlier like that.

It was just when you said
that stuff, I was just like,

Who is this dude and
where's Robby? You know? I...

‐ Yeah. I'm the same guy,
just...

Look, do you ever
just think about what
kind of person you want to be?

‐ Yeah, I want to be
the guy that goes to sleep on
a giant pile of money.

‐ And I want
to be the guy who doesn't
make other people feel bad.

‐ Yeah. That's not bad, either.

‐ Come on.

‐ Hey. If this is some long con

to lower my defences and pull
off the greatest prank

of all time? Respect.

(they giggle)

‐ My mom and I are moving away.

She told me this morning
and it totally messed me up

and I thought that
if I made you hate me,

it would make it easier for me
to leave, so I held hands

with Tyler, which was totally
a mistake

and I hope you can forgive me,
but if you can't,

good news is you only have
to wait a few weeks.

‐ You're leaving?

(Holly sobs)
‐ But I love you.

‐ I love you too.

And I wish I didn't have to go.

This town will be so boring
without me.

‐ Maybe you don't have to go.
‐ Holly, I'm not running
away again.

Unless it's to Maui.
Are we running away to Maui?

‐ Maybe you can stay with us
We have a guest bedroom.

‐ Then why do you share
a room with your sister?

‐ An excellent question
my parents have yet

to provide a satisfactory
answer for.

I mean, I'd still have to check
with them but...
‐ Minor detail.

‐ I don't care what it takes.

I never want to lose you.

‐ Don't want to lose you either.

(both cry‐laugh)

‐ (together): Roomies!