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‐ Words, they mean stuff.
And these days,
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saying the wrong ones
can get you cancelled.
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But who gets to decide
what's wrong from right?
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♪♪ Remember
there's more to life ♪
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♪ What are we waiting for ♪
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♪ Oh, just open up your eyes ♪
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♪ And start to realize ♪
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♪ That there's
a great big sky above ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ Together, let's remember ♪
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♪ That there's more to life ♪♪
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(clapping)
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Oscar?!
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What are you doing here?
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‐ I have something to tell you.
‐ What is it this time?
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Is my song too... close?
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‐ Holly Hobbie...
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‐ Yes?
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‐ Your guitar is a snake.
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(high‐pitched scream)
‐ (man): What happened?
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Is anyone hurt?
‐ Just my eardrums!
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‐ Sorry, sorry!
It was, it was just a bad dream.
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‐ Was it about Oscar?
‐ Who is Oscar?
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‐ He's nobody.
He's just a guy I met.
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‐ But he scared
you in your dream?
‐ I was performing at the Calico
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and then Oscar showed up, and
my guitar turned into a snake.
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‐ What kind of snake?
Are we talking cobra,
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rattlesnake, a black mamba?
‐ Robert!
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‐ No, no because different
snakes mean different things
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in your dreams,
like transformation,
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unresolved feelings‐‐
‐ I don't have feelings
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for Oscar.
Unresolved or otherwise.
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‐ Who's Oscar?
‐ A boy Holly dreamt about.
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‐ Who she doesn't have
feelings for.
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‐ Allegedly.
‐ Oh, boy.
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‐ I dream about girls.
Well, one girl.
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That'll end soon, right?
‐ Do you know
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that snakes can't bite, so
they have to swallow food whole?
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‐ The thing about dreams
is that they can't always be
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taken literally. Just because
you're dreaming about Oscar
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doesn't necessarily mean that
you're dreaming about Oscar.
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‐ And how are things
with Tyler?
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‐ This is not
about Tyler.
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I haven't seen
or spoken to him since‐‐
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‐ You told him
you wanted to be friends.
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I got that one
from your diary.
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‐ You and I are gonna
have a talk later.
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But I have bigger things
to worry about anyway.
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Like the Open Mic.
‐ Yeah, tonight is
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your first one since that
Savannah "fiascosaurus," right?
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‐ Yeah. It's why
it has to be perfect.
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‐ So, you're not worried
about the boycott?
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‐ Boycott? Who would
organize a boycott
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against the Open Mic?
‐ Robbie...
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‐ Why would your ex‐girlfriend
want to hurt my open mic?
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♪♪♪
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‐ ♪♪ You and me run
to a different beat ♪
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♪ We are brave
Lead the way, lead the way ♪
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♪ Be the you inside and watch
the world take flight ♪
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♪ We are brave,
Lead the way, lead the way ♪
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♪ Be the change ♪
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♪ Be the change ♪
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♪ Gotta be the change ♪♪
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‐ One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
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One, two, three,
four, five,
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six, seven, eight, one!
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Guys, amazing run‐through!
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Just hydrate,
and we'll run it all again.
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(whistle)
‐ (boy): Hands up. Eyes on ball!
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‐ Hey, stranger!
It's good to see you!
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‐ It is?
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‐ Yeah. Just 'cause Robbie and I
broke up doesn't mean
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I don't miss you guys.
I mean, I always thought
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of you as a little sister.
(whistle)
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‐ But you're organizing
a boycott against my open mic.
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‐ I am.
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‐ Is this about Robbie?
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‐ No. I realized I need to learn
to take care of myself.
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Not just from bears,
but from the world.
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Part of that means
sticking up for myself
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when people say
hurtful things.
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‐ That's amazing!
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But where does
the Open Mic fit into this?
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‐ One of your regular performers
has been helming
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a campaign of hate against me,
and I'm worried
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she'll use the Open Mic
to escalate it.
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‐ What?! That's horrible! Who?
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‐ Piper Parish.
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‐ Piper?! But she doesn't have
a mean bone in her body.
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I once saw her let a mosquito
finish biting her and fly off,
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instead of swatting it off.
‐ If only she cared as much
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for her fellow woman.
‐ Look, whatever this is,
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I'm sure this is just
a giant misunderstanding.
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‐ Then why is everyone at school
already talking about it?
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People are questioning
whether I should still be
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head of the cheer squad.
‐ I need to know what happened,
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so I can make this right.
‐ Ask Piper.
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She knows exactly
what I'm talking about.
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♪♪♪
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‐ ♪ Oooh ooh‐ooh‐ooh
ooh‐ooh‐ooh ♪
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‐ Dude, we can go watch
the Packers practice!
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‐ We are gonna have
a pizza‐eating contest!
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‐ Tattoos! Tattoos!
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‐ Dare I ask?
‐ We're dreaming up
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all the things we're gonna do
now that I'm single.
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‐ Oh, glad to see
you're thinking big.
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‐ Oh! Oh, dude,
we can go
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to a drive‐in
and barbecue at the drive‐in!
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‐ Yes! That's what we're gonna
do. We're gonna do that tonight.
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‐ Oh... Tonight, man,
I'm busy tonight.
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‐ How could you possibly
justify abandoning me
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in my hour of
solitary single bro need?
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(laughing nervously)
‐ I got myself a date.
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‐ We are men,
we don't need girls!
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‐ Well then,
do I have the club
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for you.
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‐ Haha! What does
a men's club do?
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‐ That's what I was
about to ask.
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‐ Trying to get me to break
my vow of silence, are you?
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No, but if you're interested,
you'll first have to pass
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the online test.
‐ This is so perfect!
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This is so... I'm going home
and doing this right now.
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‐ Attaboy!
‐ Don't you mean "attaman"?
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‐ OK.
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‐ Hahaha!
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Looks like you're not
the only one with plans tonight.
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♪♪♪
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‐ Think, Piper, think!
‐ Honestly, I have no idea
what Lyla is talking about.
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‐ Maybe you made a joke
about cheerleaders?
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‐ Or high school girls?
‐ Not really my brand.
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‐ Look, there must
be something.
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OK, I know Lyla seems tough,
but she can be pretty
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sensitive sometimes.
‐ Maybe we could cross‐reference
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your comedic premises
with things that upset Lyla.
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‐ Uh, fashion crimes,
movie spoilers,
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quinoa.
‐ That girl is
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so sensitive about her cooking.
‐ This might be nothing,
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but a few days ago, Lyla was
tweeting about these tacos
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she made. Like,
30‐something separate tweets.
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"I make the best tacos
OMG, my tacos are legendary.
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Muy auténtico."
So I quote
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tweeted her.
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‐ "Mexico: No comment."
(Amy laughing)
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‐ That's very funny.
‐ Yeah, and exactly
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the kind of thing
that would upset Lyla.
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Look, she probably just thinks
that you're trying to turn
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people against her, like you're
waging a war or something.
‐ I would never,
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I'm very antiwar.
‐ Uh, but people
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have been piling on
after your comment,
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and they're freaking out
because Lyla claims
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she makes better tacos than
the country that created them.
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‐ I never meant for any of this
to happen. What do we do?
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‐ We get you two together
so that you can tell her that.
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Over lunch.
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(beep)
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‐ Hey, Robbie.
Can I ask you something?
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‐ One second.
I'm just taking the most
important test of my life.
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(beep)
Yes!
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‐ Hmm, well, for
my science fair project,
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I wanted to try my hand
at biomechanics.
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I have a theory
you can speed up recovery
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by using an electric brace.
‐ Got it. Mm‐hmm.
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‐ And since you injured
your MCL, I thought you'd
be the perfect partner.
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‐ You want me to be a scientist?
‐ I see how you got that,
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but no. I was hoping
I could test
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my theory
on your recovering leg.
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‐ So I'd be a lab rat?
‐ You wouldn't be in a cage.
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(beeping)
‐ Yes! Yes!
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‐ You'll do it?
‐ Oh no, sorry.
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Science isn't really my thing.
Now if you don't mind,
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I'm gonna go pick up
my manliest plaid.
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‐ (whispering): What?
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‐ Should I make tea?
Something calming?
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‐ Relax!
Everything will be fine.
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I can just delete what I said.
(door closing)
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‐ OK, but we're not even sure
if this is about the tweet.
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‐ Hello!
‐ Hi!
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‐ I let myself in,
I hope that's OK.
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‐ Yeah, of course. And thank you
so much for coming.
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I really think we can put this
boycott business behind us.
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‐ And what better way to do that
than over a delicious lunch
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of my famous tacos!
‐ If only
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there was a way we could have
known this was about the tweet.
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‐ That's so... generous!
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‐ Well, I know this isn't
what you meant by lunch,
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but I really wanted the chance
to change Piper's mind. See?
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I only buy the premium kit
and use grass‐fed ground beef.
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‐ They sound great,
but I'm vegetarian.
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‐ Oh, are you sure?
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‐ (Piper): 100%.
‐ Sorry. Of course you are.
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But luckily, I also brought guac
and I made it from scratch.
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‐ Before we dig
into this delicious food,
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why don't we just talk
for a bit?
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Yeah? OK.
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Um, Lyla, we'll start
with you.
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How did Piper's tweet
make you feel?
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‐ Embarrassed,
I guess.
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Like all the hard work I put
into my tacos was worthless.
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‐ OK, that's a great start.
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Piper, was that your intention?
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‐ Of course not. And I'm
so sorry my words hurt you.
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‐ OK. No harm,
no foul, right?
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OK, so, Lyla,
about this boycott, um‐‐
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‐ I just wish Piper wasn't
a vegetarian.
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Would you mind making
an exception just this once?
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‐ Um, that's not
really on the table.
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‐ It's just... if you tried one,
I really think you'd understand.
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‐ Understand what?
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‐ That these really are
the best tacos.
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‐ Lyla, you don't actually think
that they're the best tacos
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in the world?
‐ How can you know they're not?
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‐ There's still guac, right?
Piper, take a chip.
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‐ I just find it unlikely
that you make the best tacos
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in the world when there are
millions of Mexicans
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who've been making tacos
for generations.
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‐ Oh, so I'm not Mexican enough
to make tacos?
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‐ Are you Mexican at all?
‐ That's not the point, Lyla.
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You're not even trying
to understand.
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‐ Are you calling me
a bad person?
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‐ No! No, no, she's not at all.
Right, Piper?
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‐ No comment.
‐ Holly, are you hearing this?
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Your friend is saying
I'm not allowed to make tacos!
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‐ Of course you can make tacos!
You can do whatever you want,
just like I can say what I want!
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And you best believe
that after this convo,
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I have a lot more to say.
‐ But the good news is
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that Piper already volunteered
to take down the tweet. Right?
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‐ No, I won't.
‐ What do you mean, you won't?
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‐ After this, I'd basically be
agreeing "Little Miss Ignorant"
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makes the best tacos.
‐ If you won't delete the tweet,
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I will.
‐ Hey!
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‐ Give me your phone!
‐ Stop it! Let go!
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‐ Calm down. Don't.
‐ (Piper): Give it to me!
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♪♪♪
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(gasping)
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‐ They're both
being so stubborn:
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Piper refusing to take down
the tweet; Lyla refusing to
call off the boycott.
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‐ This is why I never post
anything online.
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What's weird to me
is that Lyla's beef ‐
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no pun intended ‐
is with Piper.
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Not you and not the Open Mic.
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‐ You're right.
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Maybe I can convince her
to leave the Calico out of it.
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‐ Guys, I'm sorry. I know
the Open Mic means a lot to you,
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and I promise I'm not
doing this to hurt you.
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‐ It's not about me.
Everyone in this community
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looks forward to it.
It's a place
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where people can express
their feelings.
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‐ OK, I'll call off
the boycott
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if you ban Piper
from performing.
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‐ Ban her?!
‐ Seems a little harsh.
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‐ Well, can you at least promise
that she won't say anything
mean about me on stage?
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‐ (sighing): She seems
pretty upset, but I can try.
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‐ Guys, Washington Street
needs more posters.
‐ OK, fine,
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fine. I'll talk to her.
‐ Then, I'll call off
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the boycott. I'm trusting you
to come through for me, Holly.
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Don't let me down.
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♪♪♪
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‐ ♪ Oooh‐oooh ooh‐oooh oooh ♪
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‐ Roberto Hoberto!
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Glad you could make it.
‐ This is
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what I'm talking about:
men being men!
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‐ Great attitude!
And congratulations
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on passing the first test.
‐ "First test"?
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‐ You think all you had to do
to join is a few clicks
around your Internet?
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‐ Easy, Dodgey.
He's fired up.
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NO, there's just one more test
for you to pass. Question is:
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are you man enough?
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‐ I am.
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‐ Put this on.
We will now
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take you to the secret location
of your final initiation.
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♪♪♪
TO THE CAGES!
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Yeah.
‐ Come here.
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‐ Oh, you mean batting cages!
‐ Now,
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to pass this test, you must do
more than swing this. You must
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summon all of the anger,
the resentment,
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the rage you feel towards
the woman that wronged you
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and channel it into that bat.
I'll demonstrate.
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Andrea leaving was the best
thing that ever happened to me!
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(men grunting)
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Now, I can leave
the TV volume up
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as late at night
as I want to!
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(mean grunting)
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Now, I can count potatoes
as a vegetable!
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(men grunting)
And now I can
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leave the toilet seat up after
I've done using the toilet!
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‐ Woo!
‐ AAAAH!
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‐ Wooo!
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‐ You try.
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‐ Lyla dumping me was the best
thing that ever happened to me!
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(men grunting)
Now, I won't get blamed
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for things like
random animal attacks.
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(men grunting)
And instead of going back
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for her, I called her name
and everything.
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But does she care about that?
Uh... no!
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(men grunting)
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Of course if it was a bear,
she could have been really hurt.
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Like really, really hurt.
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(man grunting)
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And I guess it's why she got
mad at me when I staged
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the fake attack: because I was
looking out for myself again,
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instead of thinking about her
and apologizing.
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I'm...
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I am...
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I'm sad.
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I really messed up
and I lost her.
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‐ I miss Andrea too.
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I do!
(man sobbing)
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‐ It's OK.
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It's gonna be OK.
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‐ Everyone's going to love you.
OK, a lot of you probably
think that I'm gonna
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come up here and blast‐‐
‐ Hey!
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Can we talk?
‐ Yeah. Hey, what's up?
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‐ Do you mind if I read what
you have planned for tonight?
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Just to make sure you're not
gonna make fun of Lyla.
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‐ My set does not
mention Lyla.
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‐ But will it hurt
her feelings?
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‐ I can't promise
that it won't.
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(Holly sighing)
‐ Please, Piper,
don't make the same mistake
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I made with Savannah.
‐ This is completely different.
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Not trashing Lyla, I'm standing
up for what I believe in.
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‐ Since when do you care
so much about tacos?
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‐ Not tacos,
cultural appropriation.
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At my old school,
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I got sent home
for wearing cornrows.
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‐ That's ridiculous!
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I got braids like that when
I went on a family vacation,
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and everyone thought
they were cute.
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00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,165
‐ Yeah. Cute on you,
but gang style on me.
329
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,793
(sighing)
‐ That's awful.
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And just like
Lyla claiming she makes
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better tacos than the people
who created them.
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‐ And I just want
to find a way to talk
about that stuff, you know?
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00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,054
‐ And you should.
‐ Really?
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00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:31,348
You'd be OK with it?
‐ What you're talking about
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is super important stuff.
I just have to find a way
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to convince Lyla
to change her mind.
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In the 22 minutes
before the Open Mic starts.
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‐ Pulse, let's be real.
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If I perform, Lyla will turn
the entire town against
the Open Mic,
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and I'd never forgive myself
if that happened.
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I'm not gonna perform tonight.
♪♪♪
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‐ ♪ Ooooh oooh‐oooh‐oooh
ooh‐ooh ♪
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‐ So when I got mad at Helen,
I guess deep down
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I was afraid of admitting just
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how much I love Zumba.
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00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:18,228
‐ Well said, Dodgey.
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00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:24,109
Well, there's just one last
thing to do before we close
tonight's meeting.
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00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,111
Won't you
take a knee?
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(man sighing)
With the power
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invested in me
by the ABC,
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the Association
of Batting Cages,
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I officially
pronounce you
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a man.
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00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,756
Now, rise
and accept your bat.
355
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:56,558
‐ Thanks, but I'm not sure
I can accept this offer.
356
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,602
At least not yet.
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(whistling a tune)
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‐ ♪ All lost in the backyard ♪
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♪ Waiting for nothin' ♪
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‐ So, I guess
siding with Lyla paid off.
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00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,917
‐ I didn't side with Lyla;
I sided with the Open Mic.
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00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:25,546
‐ Hmm... You know
who Bob Dylan is?
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00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,131
‐ Uh, yeah. The greatest
folk musician of all time.
364
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,759
‐ But at the Newport
Folk Festival,
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00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,262
in 1965, he went electric.
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00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,015
‐ Oh, yeah.
I love Like a Rolling Stone.
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00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,476
‐ (laughing): Yeah.
Back then, people hated it.
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00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,645
In fact, they booed Dylan.
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00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,022
But art isn't about
just making people happy;
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it's also about change.
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00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,861
And sometimes,
change requires
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00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,030
making people
feel uncomfortable.
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‐ You think I should
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let Piper perform?
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00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,662
‐ That girl has
something important to say
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about the world, and so what
if some people don't like it?
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00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,003
You think that
Greta Thunberg or Malala
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00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,796
are afraid to ruffle
a few feathers?
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00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:15,721
(applause and cheering)
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00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,644
‐ Hey, everyone.
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00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,063
So we have time
for one more tonight,
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00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,025
and I have a great song
planned for you,
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00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,278
but I think that there's someone
better you should hear from.
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00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:34,907
Next up is Piper Parish.
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00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:38,452
(applause and cheering)
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00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,496
‐ Thank you.
387
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,671
Hey, everyone.
Today, I'm gonna talk to you
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00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:53,133
about collard greens. You know,
the taco of the deep South?
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00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,010
(people laughing)
390
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,554
In 6th grade, we had a potluck
at school, and we were
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00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,223
supposed to bring
our favourite family recipe.
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00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,183
So of course, I brought
my grandma's collard greens.
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00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,520
I wish you could taste them,
they really were the best.
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00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,897
So the night before,
my mom stayed up all night
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00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,857
cooking, making sure
they were perfect.
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00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,235
I take them to school
the next morning,
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00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,737
and no one touches 'em. And then
a couple of years later,
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00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,697
I go to the super fancy
restaurant in Chicago,
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00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,158
and guess what's on the menu
and completely sold out?
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00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,369
Collard freaking greens!
401
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:22,579
(people laughing)
I mean they even had
402
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,873
the audacity
to call them paleo. OK,
403
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,042
so you'll give credit
to actual cavemen,
404
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,670
but not women like my grandma?
(people laughing)
405
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:34,508
So, fine...
406
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,385
(crickets chirping)
407
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,096
‐ Lyla...
408
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,600
I, uh...
409
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,477
I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry.
410
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,313
Sorry for leaving you
to be eaten by bears, then...
411
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:51,608
also for not apologizing when
I left you to be eaten by bears.
412
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,862
I guess it's what I'm doing
right now, so...
413
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:56,697
I am sorry.
414
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,490
‐ You want to sit with me?
415
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,211
‐ Can... can you
not do that?
416
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,464
‐ Sorry. Old habits.
I didn't mean to...
417
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,466
Gosh, I'm the worst.
‐ You're
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00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,468
definitely not the worst.
‐ Yes, I am.
419
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,388
‐ No, you're not.
‐ Look, if I say
I'm the worst, I'm the worst.
420
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,307
‐ Why are you trying to win
this conversation?
‐ I don't know.
421
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:25,475
I always do this. I end up
on one side of something,
422
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:29,062
and I just... I dig in.
‐ Like Piper and the taco tweet.
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00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,190
‐ I guess I spend so much time
trying to do everything perfect
424
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,317
that the idea of doing it wrong
425
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,944
or of people laughing
at me made me...
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00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,488
Am I a bad person?
427
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,241
‐ No. I don't think that at all.
428
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,079
But you know what? Who cares
what I think? What do you think?
429
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,041
‐ I mean, I don't think I am.
430
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,834
I don't want to be.
431
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,836
But that silly tweet
432
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,796
and then what everyone
was saying online.
433
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,508
I guess it doesn't always matter
what you mean to say;
434
00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:59,843
it's how it makes
people feel.
435
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,306
‐ Look, I'm super new at this,
436
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,642
but I think it's really good
that you're admitting it.
437
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,644
Even if it's just to me.
438
00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,646
It might make this next part
a little bit easier.
439
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,357
‐ What's the next part?
440
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,359
‐ Apologizing.
441
00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,738
‐ My grandma was a card shark,
so she would have
442
00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,615
appreciated a good hustle...
(door chime)
443
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,867
...but when the only reason
you respect something is when
444
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,953
it's been commercialized,
that's a problem.
445
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,288
Anyone can
cook anything,
446
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,582
and we should explore
each other's culture.
447
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,043
So go ahead, roll that sushi...
‐ You found somebody to be
your lab rat yet?
448
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,879
‐ Nope. Why?
You changed your mind?
449
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,090
‐ As a matter of fact,
I have.
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00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,551
(applause and cheering)
‐ Woo, Piper!
451
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:44,972
‐ Thank you!
452
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,391
‐ I can't believe it took me
so long to come around
in the first place.
453
00:21:47,391 --> 00:21:50,644
‐ Uh, Piper? Hey, um...
454
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,898
...I want to fix
your phone.
455
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,401
Not myself.
Obviously.
456
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,611
I'll pay someone to do it.
But it's my fault
457
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,405
that it broke, so it's
only right that I pay for it.
458
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:05,117
‐ Wow! Um, thank you,
Lyla. Really.
459
00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,286
‐ And I didn't understand how
my tweets could be offensive,
460
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:10,330
but I do now,
and I'm so sorry.
461
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,292
(indistinct conversations)
‐ Do you want to get a cookie?
462
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,169
‐ I would literally die
for a cookie.
463
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,630
(chuckling)
464
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,092
‐ Tyler?!
What are you doing here?
465
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,970
‐ Wanted to come see
all the Open Mic drama.
466
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,514
OK, so...
467
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,058
we said we'd be friends, but it
doesn't feel like we're friends.
468
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,561
Like actual friends.
469
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:35,355
♪♪♪
Thought coming here would show
470
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,649
I'm a friend though.
471
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:39,526
So I'm here now.
472
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,988
And I just said "friends"
a million times.
473
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,865
(Holly chuckling)
‐ Sure did...
474
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:46,783
friend.
475
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:52,414
‐ ♪ Oooooooh ♪
476
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,833
(chuckling)
‐ I should go home, but...
477
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,793
good to see you.
478
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,712
‐ Yeah. Good to see you too.
479
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,674
That kind of felt right.
480
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:05,469
Don't you think? Haha!
481
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:08,555
(guitar music)
♪♪ All your lies ♪
482
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:12,518
♪ I'm so o‐o‐o o‐o‐over ♪
483
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,561
♪ Your heartless pride ♪
484
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,565
♪ I'm so o‐o‐o o‐o‐over ♪
485
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,568
♪ Your little,
your wicked games ♪
486
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,530
♪ I won't forgive
and I won't forget ♪
487
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,532
♪ That you stole what's mine ♪
488
00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:32,496
♪ I'm so o‐o‐o o‐o‐over it ♪♪
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