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[Music]

♪ What a wonderful day♪

♪ For I got to throw in the park after dark♪

♪ When there's no one else around♪

♪ Oh, what a wonderful day♪

♪ To let down our hair and be crazy♪

♪ Another hazy at the moment sky♪

♪ Why come I'll mean you♪

♪ Baby, there's nothing we can do♪

♪ There's no time for feeling blue♪

♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪

♪ What a wonderful day♪

♪ To act a little child in♪

♪ And shine through your wind♪

♪ So I'm gonna bright-shoot inside♪

♪ Oh, what a wonderful day♪

♪ To make somebody happy♪

♪ Like you make me just bein' together tonight♪

♪ Why come I'll mean you♪

♪ Baby, there's nothing we can do♪

♪ There's no time for feeling blue♪

♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪

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♪ What a wonderful day♪

♪ To let down our hair and be crazy♪

♪ Another hazy I've had in the moment sky♪

♪ Oh, what a wonderful day♪

♪ To make somebody happy♪

♪ Like you make me just bein' together tonight♪

♪ Why come I'll mean you♪

♪ Baby, there's nothing we can do♪

♪ There's no time for feeling blue♪

♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪

♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪

♪ When you don't even make all your dreams come true♪

♪ I love you♪

♪ I love you♪

♪ Oh, I love you too♪

♪ Every time it snows I'll be thinking of you♪

♪ Oh, I really do love you always♪

♪ I'm gonna miss you like man♪

♪ You want a time to miss because I'm coming out♪

♪ I'm coming out to LA every chance I get♪

♪ You know that right♪

Promise?

I'm your number one fan, aren't I?

[giggles]

No, you're the love of my life.

[guitar music]

I'm that too.

Promise your visit?

I promise.

[birds chirping]

[birds chirping]

I swear every day with her was like this.

I mean, my life was perfect.

My career at the magazine was soaring,

and my girlfriend had just become famous.

It's not living in a movie.

Beautiful snow-drenched kisses and perfect lighting,

and no one ever had to use the bathroom.

[guitar music]

But now she was in LA, blossoming,

and I was in New York drowning.

So I decided I'd do something about it.

I decided I'm a surprise visit.

One where I would tell her that I'm moving out there

to be with her forever.

[guitar music]

[guitar music]

Okay, Stacy.

What do you think?

Hmm.

I've got two words for you.

Lou Zur.

[laughter]

You'll be alright.

[gasping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

We need some serious help here.

I know.

Where are we going to find two guys dumb enough

to buy his new outfits and take us to the party?

[door closes]

Hello!

Hello!

[laughter]

And cocked!

That was great.

All right, people, let's pray for lunch.

You were great.

I was not great.

I really could have nailed the scene.

I'm so mad at myself.

You have really in character.

I can feel the conflict between them guys.

I didn't feel any conflict.

Is it the guy that--

No, it's not the right.

I think it's me.

Studio Hates a title.

You know what this is too?

All right.

Well, the important thing is that we agree.

Let's go.

All right, my dog.

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Fellas.

Hey, you know what, Chloe Francis is?

Yeah, right.

I am looking for Chloe Francis.

How's that going?

No, I don't need to be designed for these.

I'm her boyfriend.

Well, I think she's a trailer.

It's, uh, around the corner.

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Whoa, she's right.

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She's right.

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Oh, wait!

Oh, wait!

Oh, wait.

It's not what you think.

Oh, no.

I suppose you guys weren't having sex, huh?

He was just looking for his keys, I guess.

[laughter]

If you were working on a scene, you would--

What kind of scene?

You would've seen where you were playing a barnyard animal?

[laughter]

Oh, you stopped.

You're embarrassing me.

You're embarrassed.

Jesus, call me a thing that makes me.

[groaning]

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[applause]

Come on, buddy.

You gotta five through this.

Remember, it doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.

Greg, so by the end of this, I should be Mr. Fucking Universe.

We'll look on the bright side.

You're a writer, right?

And all the best love songs were written about breakups.

Maybe this will make you a better writer.

Jack, I write blowjob pieces for a magazine, okay?

All right?

We're back talking with TV's latest "It Girl" Chloe Francis.

Chloe, it seems as though you just came out of nowhere

and now you've become one of the biggest stars around.

How do you handle it?

Oh, well, lucky for me, I've got a great guy.

Well, doesn't that ever prove to be difficult?

Date in your co-star?

Are you kidding?

Just the opposite.

It makes it quite a very rewarding if you know what I mean.

Rewarding?

How so?

Let's just say he put the beef in beefcake.

Oh, my God.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Yeah.

Just a second.

Okay, I'm here.

[grunting]

Hurry!

So, how easy?

Well, I'm in from the vent to the couch,

you know what I guess that's a good sign.

Mm-hmm.

We've got great news.

Chloe called and she's coming to the wedding.

How is that great news?

We'll see. I've been working on everybody's charts

and-- Oh, boy.

Jack!

They're meant for each other.

Listen.

I love you.

I love that you know the astrology.

I even love that our sex life is dictated by the moons of Venus.

But I beg of you.

Do not tell Owen what you just told me.

Not Owen and Chloe, Owen and me, Steve.

Diane, no.

But you have to.

The stars are begging for it.

No, they're not.

I spoke with the rhymes about last night,

and he specifically said, "Leave it alone."

Do you remember how we met?

Yes.

You were standing near that balcony of that party,

and I was so nervous coming up to you

that I stepped on your foot,

and do you remember what he said?

I said, "Hey, you just stepped on my foot."

Right.

And do you remember what I said?

Yeah.

You said, "Hey, you just stepped on my foot is seven

"servables.

And seven is your lucky number.

For love."

Exactly.

You see, I was right about us,

and I'm right about them.

It's different, Diane.

Come on.

He's your best man, and she's my maid of honor.

I think it might be sweet.

Sweet.

Come on.

You're my best man.

She's Diane's maid of honor.

I think it might be sweet.

You think it might be sweet.

I think you might be gay.

Come on.

You need a date.

She needs a date.

You see, this is what you want.

I do not need a date.

I know where you get this in your head.

Great!

You're right now.

Keep your back in your hand.

Okay.

Here I get.

Here's your walk.

Drop your pants, fuck boy.

Sorry.

What?

Drop your pants.

Drop them.

Turn around.

It's a laundry date.

All right?

Say it.

She's late.

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

What are you going to do?

Say you're teaching brother Nick charming.

Charming, buddy.

Oh, oh.

Hey.

Hey.

I had to get a picture of my Christmas car, man.

Oh, it.

Oh, it.

Oh, it.

Listen.

I really think it might be a good idea if you take out Nadine.

Mouse, not the time.

Nadine.

Look, Chloe's coming to the wedding.

Chloe's coming to the wedding?

Yeah.

Chloe's coming to the wedding.

Wow.

Hey, man.

That's great.

He has a really good thing, isn't it?

No, I don't think so.

I don't know.

I did it.

And if she's coming to the wedding, that means that she wants to talk about it.

She wants to see me.

She's bringing the date.

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I can't bring the date here.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hello.

Hey.

Could I take your coat?

Yeah, thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

Nadine.

Oh, and.

Wow.

Hey.

You're beautiful.

Thanks.

Okay.

I just mean I didn't expect you to be pretty.

Thanks.

I think.

Yeah, because pretty girls, each, they don't go on blind dates.

Oh.

Why?

Because pretty girls have a street life of about ten seconds in New York City.

Is that's huh?

Yeah.

They're like the pure bread dogs at the pound.

They're the ones that go first.

[LAUGHTER]

Did you just convey me to a dog?

You just compared me to a dog.

Not in the slightest.

I agree.

I meant to like a good thing.

So Jack tells me that you were intelligent news.

Is that correct?

You're in the news lady.

Hello.

You there?

Are you not talking to me?

You're not going to talk to me?

Unbelievable.

If this is about the dog thing, I feel like I shouldn't have to apologize because if that

was a compliment.

Hello.

Would you like a drink before you order?

I don't know.

Helen Keller, would you like a drink?

I can't believe this.

She's not.

Okay.

You know what?

I'll sit here until I'm very sorry about the dog thing.

I didn't mean to compare you to a dog or any woman to a dog for that matter.

I am sorry.

I'll have a gin and tonic, please.

Gin and tonic, okay.

And fizz or?

I'm a tall glass water.

And I've never before let any of my girlfriends nibble on my ears, but with Chloe, it was fine.

And it was stuff like that.

A little thing, you know.

I'm very obsessive compulsive about that kind of stuff.

We were very much in love.

I'm going to go to the gym.

I'm doing it.

I'm going to do it.

I don't know why they do this constantly with the sauce.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Use this.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

See, I have this thing about condiments.

You know, ketchup and mustard and mayonnaise.

Yeah, I know what they are.

I don't understand them.

When I order a steak, it's because I want to taste the meat.

Why would I add ketchup?

Because it makes it taste better.

No, it doesn't.

It's like air fresheners and bathroom, you know.

People spray a little pine scent, thinking that will hide the smell.

When really it just ends up smelling like someone took a shit in a Christmas tree.

Oh, yeah, you too.

We should do this again sometime, yeah?

Yeah, that would be great.

I guess I'll give you a call.

Give me my number.

Great.

Great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll just get the next one.

Thanks.

I don't want to just focus in there, right?

Remember, you're the fox and they're the sheep.

I'm the fox.

You're the fox and they're the sheep.

You don't have to go and try and bang me entire herd.

Just pick out one, make a mark, and then I'm not trying to bang anyone.

I'm looking for a nice girl, preferably one not in the sheep family to take this wedding.

So I don't look like a loser in front of Chloe.

You're the fox.

They're the sheep.

How do you do it, my tattoos?

No, I like them fine.

I don't know.

I'm wondering, what are those marks here?

Those are my satties.

You're satties?

I cut myself.

You...

Ooh.

That's great.

Anyway, uh...

I'm telling you, you're going to meet someone special tonight.

I can feel it.

Oh, God.

Just no way more than it breaks.

Hello, love.

Hey.

You know what time it is.

No, I'm sorry.

I don't know why it's too.

I love you.

You love me.

Heh.

Peace, John.

So you want to check out my gun, huh?

Is it loaded?

You bet.

Really?

You might have put my hand on it.

Ha ha.

That's a girl.

Okay.

Leaving.

You find a day to the wedding in.

No.

I have gas.

This sucks and you're a freak.

I'm a freak.

You're so mad.

You are going to meet your soulmate tonight.

Oh, well.

That's right.

You found him?

Oh, and...

He looks so cute tonight.

And now he doesn't.

He thinks he looks cute?

A little cute.

Come on here, please.

Don't come over here.

Please don't come over here.

Hello?

What are you doing?

It's great.

He says hi, Owen.

Whoa, I'm this place.

Bye, Owen.

Hey, Owen.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

How are you?

Good.

How are you?

I'm really good.

Great.

Hey.

Doesn't...

About the other week.

Now, I'm really sorry at that time.

No, I should be sorry.

You're a little rude.

Me.

You couldn't stop talking about Eric's girlfriend the whole time.

You gave me the silent treatment.

You compared our entrees to someone defecating on a Christmas tree?

Listen.

I don't know if you're going to do your favor.

A favor.

Yeah.

You know, Jack and Diane had said that you needed a date, right?

So I thought I'd help out.

[LAUGHS]

Look, Owen.

I don't know if you're aware of this, but a wedding.

I'm a very emotional time for a woman.

We've become incredibly vulnerable and beaker.

What do you say?

I'm saying that you could have gotten fucked.

[LAUGHS]

I have such a nervous stomach.

[LAUGHS]

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She's got some shit along, son.

Oh, yeah.

Look at those tits, dude.

What do you mean?

But the cat don't look like you did not care what the boy was.

What?

What do you like?

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Hey.

I'll have two glasses of champagne.

Yes, Mrs.

Thank you.

No, well.

Actually, I prefer beer.

Hey, you.

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I guess that's for Robert, right?

Roger.

Roger that, Roger.

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It's so loud.

Have you been?

Yeah, I've been amazing.

Yeah.

I've been amazing.

I've really been amazing.

And it's definitely like amazing how great I've been.

That's amazing.

Really.

And you are looking you, how are you then?

How have you been?

I've been really good, actually.

Yeah.

I mean, it shows things so great, and I've been really busy.

And I'm on hiatus right now.

So finally, I've gotten a chance to just marinate.

Marinate?

Just chilling?

I thought you'd turn into a chicken dish or something.

I wasn't.

I thought you were picking up this little language

and a L.A. that I'm not accustomed to some of the littles.

Right.

OK.

Well, I should go.

Wait, wait, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Can we just talk for like a second?

Oh, there is nothing to talk about.

Yeah, there's plenty to talk about.

Yes, there is.

What about why?

Can we talk about why you did what you did?

Do you honestly think this is the time of the place to talk about this?

No, it's not.

Oh, and I don't know what else to say to you, except I'm sorry.

I'm sorry this is hard for you.

I'm sorry you're hurting.

I didn't mean to fall in love with Roger, OK?

It just happened.

Just happened.

Yes.

No, spilling your drink just happens.

Losing your wallet just happens.

But fucking your cult star doesn't just happen.

Thanks.

Hey, did they come up with a new word for cruel heartless rhinobich?

That was a baby.

It was a good guy.

It was a good guy.

It's definitely amazing how good I've been.

Can you tell?

(soft music)

(soft music)

(soft music)

Hey!

Looks like we've got a looker!

You talking to me?

You'd love to, I'm a lot of fun.

Uh-huh, we pick a spot on the wall and we focus on it.

Dude, you look at him like that.

Mind your business.

Wait, I have a, I wasn't looking the first one.

I haven't met condition and I was stretching my neck.

Listen, I had perhaps something on the ground, isn't it?

He was looking at me.

No window shopping pal.

That thing is huge.

(soft music)

(soft music)

Oh my god!

Turn the light out, huh?

It's alright.

(soft music)

Hi, I am Owen.

I'm not really too good at public speaking,

so if I could just have one moment of your time,

I would like to propose a toast to our bride and groom tonight.

Shakespeare said, "Love comforted like sunshine after rain."

E.E. Cummings said, "Love is the whole and more than all.

My brother, Brady, says, "Love is like a two-on-one, right?"

(laughter)

Hey, lots of people say they've had it,

but very few actually have.

(laughter)

But frankly, love stinks.

I mean, if you think about it's all downhill after the first year,

it's bad morning breath.

God, it's having to remember to leave the toilet seat down.

More often than not, love is what kicks you in the gut

and leaves you left for dead.

(laughter)

But love is what makes morning breath taste like wine.

It makes remembering to leave the toilet seat down

a grander gesture than holding the queen's train.

It's the hand that picks you up off the ground.

Love gives us hope.

It's the hope that we'll be able to show ourselves

to someone else and they'll be able to show themselves to us,

and somehow, for some reason,

we'll feel more complete.

In the end, love is what makes us get up in the morning

and try again.

And when I look at these two up here,

I can't wait to set my alarm clock for a new day.

So, to Jack and Diane.

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That was a beautiful speech he gave earlier.

That wasn't half-bad was it?

Not at all.

Actually half-good.

That's half-good.

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Let's go get a drink somewhere.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I just feel like I'm dating myself.

Dating yourself.

Seeing my boyfriend Jeffrey and I have brought up six months ago.

Why'd you guys better go?

I realized that I really should keep the man in the car somewhere in the day.

I come home and I sit him down and I'm like,

"I can't take this anymore.

I need more."

And you broke your heart, you don't?

No.

No.

He proposed.

Why did you see that come?

Yeah, yeah, I mean they do.

So anyway, I'm sitting there and I've got all these images going through my head.

My mother is crying and I'm the blushing bride and my father is giving me a

way, you know?

And then it hit me.

You know, I never imagined walking down the aisle with this guy.

You know, I never saw him bouncing on his knee.

You know, it wasn't matching the picture in my head.

So I ended it, that was it.

You tell this guy here gonna leave him unless he proposes to you?

And so he does and you break up with him anyway.

I hope we never fall in love.

Don't worry about that.

You really know.

She didn't like to sleep alone.

So on the nights I couldn't be there, she would get the New York Post.

I know, it sounds weird, but yeah, I would suit her.

She would land bad and she would read this newspaper and it would take her mind over being alone.

Anyway, after the whole horrible scene of me walking in on them, I had a side that I'm

gonna forgive her and so I searched all over LA and I find this copy of the New York Post.

And I bring it to her door and I didn't say a word.

I just handed it over to her and she looks at me and says, "I don't get it.

Am I in the paper again or something?"

Oh, God.

It's awful.

Tell me about it.

[laughs]

[laughs]

I'm sorry.

You look like you're laughing.

[laughs]

You have great smile in here.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Yeah, you're welcome.

[laughs]

All right, so I think we should put a lot of credit.

Yeah.

Listen, I want to thank you for taking the video on me tonight.

I didn't say it.

Hey, it's just, I'm not complaining, you know?

It's like, I'm not any wrong.

I'm not above the cheap affection.

Well, then you're not gonna get a good night kiss from me if that's what I was.

No?

No.

How about a sip of the vodka?

Okay, I was a sign joint.

I'm not gonna want to talk about that.

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What are you telling me here?

Look, it's not a big deal.

It's not like I'm cheating on Diane.

She's some girl in the internet.

It's not that big a deal.

Can I remind you of something you're married?

Look, we talk.

We email each other.

That's it.

What's the email address?

Yeah, like I tell you.

Come on.

We're all friends.

Okay.

Jen, and push you can't have.

Come.

[laughs]

Yo, you ought to try this in and that stuff.

It's almost like real pussy.

I don't know if it's new girlfriend would like that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, Dee?

You banging it?

No.

I'm not sleeping with it.

She's helping me with Chloe.

So if we started sleeping together, then I wouldn't be able to ask

her any advice about Chloe.

Hold on.

Let me get this straight.

You don't want to have sex in this woman, because you want to talk to her about another

woman you're not having sex with.

It's like having a friend in the enemy camp.

You know how you have all these questions you want to ask your girlfriend, but you can't

because, well, because she's your girlfriend.

No.

No.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't know what people do.

See, with her, I can ask all that stuff because we're not on the same team.

We're like two free agents trying to help each other get better contracts.

And I'm learning all kinds of little secrets about how women think.

Secrets, huh?

Hey, do me a favor.

Could you ask your question for me?

No.

I'm serious.

I got all the gentlemen questions.

What's your legitimate question?

I asked her if she thinks 14 inches is too big.

Oh, that hurts.

This is the best Valentine's Day ever.

When you lie to the best Valentine's Day ever.

God, I love you so much.

Oh, I'm a luckiest man in the world.

Jeffrey.

Hi.

Hello, Nadine.

Oh, it's my girlfriend Audrey.

Hi, your girlfriend.

She's not your girlfriend.

Please, don't do this.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

He's fine.

You're not supposed to have a girlfriend right now.

You're supposed to be sitting at home.

You need ice cream and pining over me.

Did he tell you that I broke up with him?

Did he tell you that?

Don't give me that luck.

What luck?

That old Nadine, I'm so sorry you're going to end up a weird old lady in the neighborhood who's buying cat food at the local Deli

and everyone laughs at her because they all know she doesn't even have cats.

Look.

Let's go.

Okay.

Why is it that every time someone breaks up with me, I spend the next year of my life trying to get back together with them.

But I broke up with him.

You know, and he doesn't want to get back together.

You want to get back together with him?

No.

That's what the point.

The point is he should want to get back together with me.

What are you doing?

You be my Valentine.

Come on.

Come on.

It's Valentine's Day.

You know, we're both single.

So we can either, you know, both go home solo or we can try to stay together and have some fun.

What do we do?

It's anything.

You know, there's something I'm only going to do.

Watch that.

Paint the town red.

Let's paint the town red.

Okay.

You know, my whole life, I've never known exactly what that means.

Oh, it's like in the old movies when the two lovers walk arm and arm down broadway with the lights of the marquee superimposed over them.

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All right.

Well, you first.

Oh, mate.

Okay, well then here.

Don't open your saliva.

Okay.

[MUSIC]

What is it, Snoopy?

Yeah.

Oh, hey.

Oh, this is terrific.

Oh, it's because you've got cold heat.

I want one because you, you know, you're scared to get back out there.

You've got cold heat, you know, you have to warm them up.

Help you get back in the game.

This is wonderful.

Oh, thank you so much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Great.

Oh, okay.

Your turn.

All right, here I go.

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I'm here.

Er, do I have a name?

No.

I was thinking that your smile shares me up when I'm down and so I was thinking that the next time you're down, all you need to do is look in that mirror and

show yourself your beautiful smile.

You know, it's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Yeah?

You see, it's beautiful.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I love it.

I love it.

I love it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

These are too funny.

Oh, this is so great.

Thank you, Snoopy.

You're very welcome.

You're a better?

I feel great.

I know what you really did mean to them.

I hope you knew that.

You think?

I have been very last.

I'm here.

How could you?

How could you?

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here.

Because you know, you know, you've never seen a man.

Only Dean, you look so radian today.

Our only Dean, you look so sexy in that dress.

You know, Dean, you have such a great smile.

I'm just thinking you're a good kid.

Are you sure this is OK?

Sure.

You know, they've got-- bring your daughter to work day.

We'll call this, bring your best girlfriend

while you're not sleeping with it to work day.

You can put your eggs and you haven't seen her in lunch

and she cheated on you and now you're going to interview her.

Some fuel no need to sugarcoat it.

Because it's not like I'm sensitive about it at all.

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This way, I actually feel good about this.

I think this interview with Chloe's made good thing for me.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm so good.

Thank you.

Good luck.

I need to be in a big camp call.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey you.

How are you?

Very.

Nice to see you.

I cannot believe you're doing this interview.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I got some help.

I got some makeup on the middle face.

No, it's OK.

No, it's a black look.

No, it's OK.

Here, I'll come here.

No.

Spain you won't come off.

I can't touch it.

I can't touch it.

Is it on my u-

Oh, my on my.

No, it's all right.

I don't need to.

No, no.

It's not really got me.

No, I'm OK.

I'm OK.

Really.

It's OK.

It's OK.

It's going to be a great interview.

Yeah.

Would you like some for good drink?

Yes.

Water would be fine.

Thank you.

So basically, what I'm going to do is lob up some softball

questions that will make you look good.

We'll promote your TV show and hopefully sell some of my

magazines.

OK.

So should we get started?

That sounds great.

And I'll do my best to put on a fake smile while I suffer through

the same dumbass questions that I've answered 500 other times.

Fantastic.

Let's get started.

How much better is your life now than before you were famous?

I mean, there's no comparison.

I mean, I've always been really hot so people kissed my

ass my whole life.

But now that I'm famous, I mean, it's on a whole other level.

No, everybody kisses my ass.

Even me.

And I had my heart ripped out by you.

[LAUGHTER]

See how great it is?

I sure do.

Now, what's up next for you?

Well, my publicist and I decided to tell everyone that I'm

taking small parts in smart indie movies.

But really?

I gave the studio exec in LA the blowjob of his life last

week.

And I am positive that I'm going to get the lead in their

summer blockbuster.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Would you like something to drink?

Huh?

So you ready to get started?

I think I can't believe you just walked out.

I mean, you didn't even finish the interview.

No.

I didn't even start the interview.

Oh.

Come on.

Isn't that bad?

No, wasn't that bad?

No, I guess you're right.

No, I'm not that bad.

She could have ignored the fact that I was a love of her life

and treated me like a fan instead.

Don't know, wait.

Yes, that's what she did.

She did do that.

Maybe just help, big guy.

To complete idiot's guide to a healthy relationship.

You're a stupid asshole.

What?

Nice one, Jack.

[SIGHS]

You know, he's only trying to help.

Yeah, well, maybe he should clean his own house

before he starts trying to clean mine.

What is that supposed to mean?

He needs a don't need his help, I'm fine.

Oh, you're fine.

That isn't big as joke I've ever heard.

I mean, honestly, I wanted to be six months.

I'm sorry, six months and what?

And your acting is if this grows some God.

And she's not.

Do you think I still want to be in love with her?

Because believe me, I want nothing more than to be over this thing.

I don't think so, Owen.

Okay, I think that you like the pain.

Okay, I think you thrive on it.

I think you feel like pining over her is the same thing as having her

and it's not.

You know what?

You know me so well, right?

Yeah, you want to talk.

A little bit of scum dating myself, whatever that means.

It means I'm moving on with my life.

You moving on?

Yeah.

Please, I saw you with Jeffrey and you're not moving on to anything.

And one day you're going to realize that being alone is not some new age growth experience.

At least I'm still not hung up on someone who cheated on me.

No, Jesus, Owen, how much more of a doormat can you be?

I'm a doormat?

Yeah, you're a manipulator.

What?

That's right.

You have this childhood fantasy of I'd love to be engaged.

And so you make this poor guy propose to you and then what do you do?

You put your hand in his chest, you grab hold of his heart, and you squeeze the life out of it.

That is true.

Well.

He cheated on me, Owen.

He cheated on me.

Okay?

Good.

Hey.

Hey, look at me.

Look at me.

[LAUGHTER]

See?

You're going to hook another disease, because I put the...

For you.

I'm sorry.

Why didn't you tell me that?

I'm yelling in the street like a madman.

I'm so sorry.

I hear you said you'd care.

[MUSIC]

Don't ever get married, Owen, because all those little minor annoyances that you can deal with while you're dating, don't get any smaller.

They get bigger.

A lot bigger.

God bless America.

I still have my computer.

God bless us all.

What do you even write to this girl about?

Life?

Life.

You write to her about life?

Well, that's deep.

I didn't realize you and Miss Nietzsche were tackling such complex issues.

Well, they're not always so complex if you know what I mean.

How do you...

You haven't slept with her.

Have you, Jack?

Not exactly.

Not exactly.

It's pretty exact science.

No.

Well, what we started to.

Well, well, well, we started to.

Well, you know, do it over the computer.

Yeah.

That is so...

What are you doing?

How does that work?

Well, you talked each other and you get worked up and then, you know, go to the bathroom.

Oh, that's disgusting.

You do that at work, man.

What's a big deal, huh?

Oh, I forgot.

I'm talking to the guy that won't even sit down on a public toilet.

Yeah, and now you know why.

Hey, I reckon you can say Louis.

Clank, clank, clank, when the trolley...

Ding, ding, ding, ding, with the bell.

Okay, I'll wait till you get here.

Bye.

Hi, Owen.

It's Chloe.

Hi, Dad.

She called me.

Chloe called me.

Would you like to hear it?

You recorded her, Miss?

I always record memorable messages.

Of course you do.

Because you're a freak.

Sit down and listen closely.

Hi, Owen.

It's Chloe.

I gotta talk to you.

I really need to ask you something, and I hope you can put the Paris behind us if we can talk about it.

Future.

That's good, right?

I don't know.

Do you hear the earnings in their voice?

I can hear the earnings.

Maybe.

I'm talking about the future.

Owen.

What?

I could hear the earnings.

Well, I'm so glad.

Because I thought I was the only one.

Come on, let's hear it again.

It's five more times.

One, don't we?

Hey, Chloe.

Hi.

Hey.

Oh, all right.

Chloe, you're a six planet, and must be circling my second move.

Hey, Chloe.

Cheers.

Good to see you.

What are you like?

Really good.

Your baby, your Chloe, your good to go.

Make my heart speed up from beating slow.

Yo, your Chloe, what's up, girl?

Still got that good hair, girl.

Me?

You know.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Thank you so much for meeting me.

Hey, that's it.

Thank you.

Terrific.

Um, I'll just have a glass of water.

Thanks.

Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

You look good.

Well, thank you.

You do.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry about everything that's happened.

Oh, and if anyone has to apologize with me.

Ah.

I've been a real ass.

Look, it's like you said, the past is the past, the important things, the future, right?

You have always been so understanding.

It's no wonder I've found love in the first place.

Can you forgive me for everything?

Of course I can.

Chloe.

Really?

That's what love is, isn't it?

It's forgiveness.

I'm so happy to hear you say that because I have to ask you something.

Yeah, anything.

Well, after you left my photo shoot last week, some guy from your magazine came into the interview.

And he is such an asshole.

I said some stupid things to him after Roger and I had some dumb fight.

And now he's threatening to use in the article.

This is about the article.

Well, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, and.

You thought that.

No, that's okay.

I'm sorry.

I thought you knew.

You what?

Roger and I.

We're so late.

Are you?

I'm so happy to hear that.

I'm so happy for you.

Oh, and.

Does this mean you--

I fixed the article.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, and you're so great.

You're so great.

You're so great.

But you can find something.

You can find something.

You can find something.

Everyone is.

But.

It's what if I don't.

What if she was it?

I want to come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on.

What do you see?

Broken hearted man and a woman playing with a phallic symbol.

Come on.

Come on.

What do you see?

Look at your butt.

Just a simple bottle of kitchen.

And we'll go on the table with me.

Look closely.

Over here we have the front and the label.

Go over to the side and there's no label.

Just clear glass.

And we move over here to the bottom.

And we move over here to the back and we see all the ingredients.

We, summoning the spirit of dead tomatoes here or what?

The point is, when it's staying with you and Chloe,

I just think you're not looking at it from the right perspective.

You know, maybe it's a timing.

It wasn't right for you guys.

You know?

Maybe, you know, there's someone out there who's just perfect for you.

And you just can't see it because you're not looking at it from the right angle.

You've ever married, come?

What a hair starry.

I've never made that girl.

You see, I'll bring your flowers and put it thanks.

We talk for hours, they don't let me nothing.

You've got to choose.

I want to give all my toys to do.

Now don't you wave your precious charm.

Unless you're right here, baby.

And my heart, baby, you've got to choose.

I can't keep walking through these revolving doors.

I only want to give you what you asked me for.

Tell that to the guys and they better get white.

Put me in the pocket of your paradise.

I spoke to her again last night.

I think we might be right for each other.

Really, a shooting in the soul too?

I don't know if it's all you want, but we have a real connection.

I don't know if it's wrong with him.

He's been so weird lately.

You know, it's not just him.

It's me. I feel like my Mercury's been in retrograde for a year now.

I can't talk to him.

Well, I just feel so trapped and incredibly obligated.

It's like I never get to just be me anymore.

I have to be us.

I am. You love being an us.

The whole time I'm known you're you.

We're always wanted to be an us.

You hate being the you.

I don't know why.

Look, you got to talk to him, okay?

It's a fiber going.

It's like really good.

You look healthy.

It's not me.

Really, it's the catch up.

What do you hate catch up?

Yeah, sure.

To eat.

However, I've been told that if you look at catch up from the right angle,

they can have magical powers.

I tried to give him a floss if you listen.

If you sleep on it.

It worked.

You look great.

You need any?

He's a guy.

No, how he looks.

Oh, that's right.

You only look at other women these days.

I had a date.

You what?

I mean, it's great.

It's a blind date.

Oh.

Mm.

Was she pretty?

No, shot.

Pretty girls don't go on blind date.

So, was she pretty?

Um, she was cute.

She was cute and pretty.

She went not beautiful, right?

Oh, my God.

You're a lunatic.

All right, so tell me more.

I wouldn't know all of you too.

It was weird.

You know, I'm definitely a little bit rusty.

Oh, that's cute.

What happened?

It's just your typical day.

Nice dinner.

Some drinks.

And then I took her home.

He took her home?

Mm-hmm.

It was weird, you know.

She got there and we started kissing.

And I'm thinking I'm going to close this deal.

And she stops me.

Why?

Why?

If I knew the answer to that and all the other mysteries

of the female mine, I wouldn't be in this position to be ch-

Blah, blah, blah, what happened?

I'm going to get it going again.

I said something real nice.

You said something nice, huh?

What did you say?

I said, I had a nice time.

No, I--

Well, how should I put this?

I was just about to advance the troops when she stopped me again.

So I said, listen.

Don't let me guess.

He said something nice.

I said, we should do this again and soon.

I knew it.

You're a pig, just like the rest of them.

What are you so upset about?

I'm not upset.

Oh, I understand.

You understand what?

I'm not upset.

I'm not upset.

Please.

Tell me, what do you understand?

Are you jealous?

No.

You're pretty good.

I mean, it's perfectly understandable.

We've been spending plenty of time together.

We've gotten very close.

And hey, listen, you have every right to be a little bit of a pig.

You're a pig.

Because you lied to her.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're a pig.

Is that the right time?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Right.

I didn't lie.

Yes, you did.

OK.

You made a believe that you saw things that you didn't feel.

You know what?

You know you're absolutely right.

But, don't you see what this means?

I went on a date, and it wasn't a disaster.

It's because of you.

It's the catch-up bottle.

I changed the perspective.

I can't believe you just saw that.

What?

It's just a stupid name.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What was that all about?

Just forget it.

I'm a stupid man.

Look, I told you it's nothing.

Just get around.

OK.

We're gotten.

You see?

That's why you're a stupid man, because I tell you to forget it.

I know what he's in.

Forget it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Forget it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Forget it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Jack, come here.

I remember when we were starting out,

how strong our love was.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I remember as promising each other that we'd never

turn out like those couples who seemed to choke the life out

of each other.

Well, I don't know what step we missed, or what little

thing tripped us up, but we've lost our way.

Maybe it started the first time I yelled at you,

or maybe it was the first time you ignored me.

Or maybe it was the time we let our backs face each other

and bed for the first time.

I don't know who's fallen in, but I don't care.

I just--

I know that we've got to take our hands from around each

other's throats and put our arms around each other.

We have to loosen our grip, Jack.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

We have to loosen our grip.

I love words that sound like what they are,

but they're really not.

Like when I was a kid, I used to think that all

of the timeers was old timers disease, you know what I mean?

Because, you know, or like migraine, I used to think it was

mind-brain, you know?

Yeah.

The best is obese.

You know, you'd see some big fat chunk of a guy and it's like,

oh, beast!

Or like a backyard, you know?

A yard that's in the back, and it just sounds exactly like what it is,

you know?

Yeah, but that is what it is.

Ready?

How?

How are you?

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, I'm sorry, this is Jasmine.

Hi, Jasmine, how are you?

Hi, nice to meet you.

Yeah, I need you.

This is Paolo.

Hey, dude.

Hi.

What are you doing down here?

Oh, Paolo and I just want to see him moving.

And we went to the fair and look at the type of Paolo one for me.

That's terrific.

Yeah, and it's time to take a walk in the park.

Hi.

You're not mad at me, I already know.

Oh, are you kidding?

Hey, not at all.

Not even a little mad.

Did you two used to go out?

I was thinking just the same thing.

No.

No.

Where did you really close friends?

It was me.

Oh, great.

Where?

Your bathroom or hers?

What kind of a problem?

You, you're my problem.

Look, Owen, it's because you've given up on love doesn't mean I have to.

Me, me.

Yes, that's just priceless, man.

You know, this is coming from the guy who's talking about leaving his wife

of six months for a girl he never even met me.

Boy, man, it's like you think you're this complex, emotional guy, but really all you are is a big idiot.

I'm an idiot.

Yeah.

You're a big frightened idiot.

Frightened, frightened my ass, frightened of what?

Jack.

You love Diane, right?

You have since the day you met her, right?

But the minute you make the effort and tie the knot, it's like you've been running scared, man.

Really.

It's like someone's handed you this beautiful little glass sculpture and at first you love it,

but then you feel really responsible for it and that spooks you out.

So you start trying to find all these little flaws in it, but the only problem with that is if you start looking

for those kinds of flaws, you're going to find them.

And it really does make it less beautiful.

You see what I'm saying?

And that's shame.

That's a real shame.

You're right.

You're right.

You know?

You're right.

You don't actually have any small glass sculptures, right?

I did it.

Good work.

I talked to him the other night, I talked to him.

Oh, well how did it go?

He was asleep.

He talked to him when he was sleeping.

Yep.

Diane, men are the bad communicators and not us.

He did.

I was too afraid.

Diane, I can't be afraid.

This isn't some guy in high school that you have a crush on.

This is your husband.

Yeah, but if he really loves me, he should be able to hear my thoughts without me speaking.

Diane, you have to stop, okay?

The charts, the syllables, the mercury, has to stop.

When you've got to talk to him, then why?

Then he can fix it.

(whistle)

(cheering and applause)

- She's bustin' her mother proud.

(cheering and applause)

(bell dings)

- We're ready to catch her!

- What you doing?

- You're gonna kick too.

- I'm gonna kick her.

- I'm gonna kick her.

- Come on, my kick.

(laughing)

- Thank you.

Excuse me, no idea.

- Come on, I want to finish up right down here.

- You nasty this night.

- No, I'm gonna wait.

I don't want to.

- It's gonna look for prize, boy.

- You hear me?

Hey, look.

I got a little birthday surprise for you.

- I'm not ready.

- Ready?

(bell dings)

(cheering and applause)

(bell dings)

- Look at this.

- Special.

- That's not funny.

Do be very reminded me of just the stalkal on your birthday, right?

- Okay.

- Okay.

I want you to meet my friend, Crystal.

Crystal for birthday, boy, my brother, Rowan.

- Hi.

- Pleasure to meet you, Crystal.

(cheering and applause)

Isn't she great?

(cheering and applause)

She doesn't talk.

- And she's a stripper.

- Ah, you have an amazing love.

- Hi.

See, it says right here that you have very passionate love

and you are gonna meet your one true love and be a twin forever.

(cheering)

Hey, Jack.

- Hey.

- Don't worry, Jack.

I'm not gonna ask to read your answer.

- I think my Venus is blind.

(upbeat music)

(door opens)

- What?

(upbeat music)

- We need to talk.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

- Here's the thing.

I love you, and I love you.

I love you, too.

It's just, I think, maybe it's the wrong kind of love.

- One kind of love, huh?

- See, that's exactly what I mean.

- What?

(laughing)

It's like you just don't seem to get me, you know?

It's like, the love I make comes in circles,

and the love you make comes in squares.

And every day I run around the house looking

for those little circles of love that I love so much,

and they're never there.

Part of it's my fault because I never noticed

all the little squares of love that you leave around,

and then I get upset because I don't feel your love,

and then maybe you get upset because you're leaving it around,

and I'm not seeing it, see?

Maybe I just think it's the wrong kind of love.

- Can I tell you something?

- Yeah.

We need to loosen our grip.

- What?

- We need to loosen our grip.

- You hurt me.

- Yeah, aren't you?

- Oh, I knew it.

Do you know what that means?

- Yeah.

It means I can't get you.

You can't be.

(cheering)

- Yay!

(cheering)

- All right, speech, speech, speech.

I read somewhere once that everything in life happens in Greece.

I've had there are two kinds of people in this world.

Those that think three is a charm,

and those that think that in three strikes you're out.

Well, the first time I'm in it, I'm in here.

He was the biggest jerk I've ever met in my life.

(laughing)

It's true.

(laughing)

And the second time I met Owen,

well, frankly, he fought it.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- What's wrong?

But the third time we became friends.

I became best friends.

- That's me, dude.

(bell dings)

- Oh.

(laughing)

- Okay, thanks for being a charm.

- Thank you.

(cheering)

- Tricks are on me.

(laughing)

(bell dings)

- You really something you know that?

- You ain't so bad yourself.

- Thank you.

For everything.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Hmm.

- Thank you.

- The movie do have a great smile.

- Yeah.

(dramatic music)

- Should we get out of here?

- Here.

(laughing)

- It sort of makes things easier, wouldn't you, Z?

- It's just so great.

- It's like he has these big hands.

- And then he has.

- Buddy.

(laughing)

- And a big fan of the boob is myself.

- Can you see something?

- Uh-uh.

- Mm-mm.

- What is this, what, what, what, what does this mean?

Like what happens now?

- Do we have to decide right now?

- I guess not.

- I think.

- Good.

- What's not this right right now?

- Let's just, let's just see what happens here.

- What happens, man?

- I don't know.

- What's that?

(laughing)

- Okay, chilky.

(whistling)

- Hey, hey, look at you.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- Good morning, breakfast.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, I'm sorry.

- You're not sure.

- What?

- Are you kidding me?

I'm like a human pretzel.

- Huh?

(whistling)

- Are you gonna get that?

- No, it's probably just Jack calling it all the steamy detail.

- What?

- What?

- You kidding me?

- Yeah.

- Hey, Owen, it's me, Chloe.

I'm sorry to call you so early, but I'm just really upset

and need to talk to you and you're the only one I can talk to.

- You're kidding.

- Owen, are you there?

(phone ringing)

- Hi.

Hi, hello.

No, it's okay.

(door opening)

- Yeah, okay, calm down.

Calm down, everything's gonna be fine.

- Yeah, sure.

What time?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, I'll see you then.

- All right.

- I love this book so much.

- It's so good.

- She's really upset.

- She's a sounded really upset.

- Yeah, I'm just gonna go meet with her and talk to her.

- You should go, definitely.

- It's just the meeting is really nothing.

You're, you--

- Owen, go.

(laughs)

(sighs)

(groans)

(upbeat music)

♪ Took a long time to remember ♪

♪ And take a long time to believe ♪

♪ And you're never finally outside ♪

♪ I know that you never see ♪

♪ So when I'm of take out chances ♪

♪ If we're ill ♪

- Oh, it's so good to see you.

- Oh, I'm good.

- Oh, I just felt so confused and helpless

and I lost myself for a while.

I'm sorry.

- Owen, I didn't mean to be so mean to you

and I didn't mean to hurt you.

- It's okay.

- It's not okay.

- I was wrong.

- I know this is so horrible to say,

but I had to try being famous.

It was like suddenly having the ability to fly.

I had to see what it was like.

But I realized that there's a price to pay

and I've paid the biggest price of all.

And I lost you.

(upbeat music)

- I hate it.

♪ Hey, hey, hey now ♪

♪ You leave it up to me ♪

♪ I leave it up to you ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey now ♪

- Look, we slept together.

It's not like, you know, we were out buying China patterns

or something.

It's okay.

- I know, but still.

Look, the other night was a big mistake.

We got caught up in the moment.

No big deal.

- And sometimes mistakes can be the best thing for us.

They point us in the right direction.

- You know?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

- We can still hang out though, you know?

- Of course.

- We'll go to dinner next week.

- Sure.

- All right?

I can't wait for you to get to know her.

You're gonna love her.

- Sure I will.

- Bye bye.

(upbeat music)

- You see me this?

I can totally see.

- Look, it's out.

Oh my God, look how skinny I look.

- These are fantastic.

- Look at my eyes.

In the hair, everything.

Look, hey Chloe, look it's those right there.

- I see it.

(laughing)

- I'm so excited.

- I'm so excited.

- This is so amazing.

The red shirt looks good too.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

(screaming)

- So what's the story with Chloe?

You're glad you two are back at one.

Do you know that Pickle Juice is the food equivalent

to embalming fluid?

Did you know that Dad, Mom and I will think you were gay?

- Very funny.

Your sense of humor is really broadening.

You still didn't answer my question.

- What?

- Chloe, this is Chloe's the best.

She's, you know, are you kidding?

- Why?

- She didn't seem different to you, does she?

- Well, let me see. She's a little selfish,

a little self-absorbed, even a little mean.

Same with Chloe.

- You never liked her.

Let me issue this.

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- What does Nadine think of her?

- Nadine.

- Yeah.

Nadine's mad at me.

She won't return any of my calls.

She's, uh, what?

You shouldn't have slept with her, oh.

Especially if you knew you weren't gonna stay with her.

- Yeah, great.

- This from the guy who would fuck mud.

It's different.

- How is there a difference?

- With me?

They know what they're getting.

Nadine didn't know.

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- So how's that piece you've been writing?

- Good.

- That's good.

- Yeah.

And how'd that interview go today?

- Good.

- That's good.

- Oh, I totally forgot.

He did this really cool thing where he didn't really

interview me.

He gave me this sort of question here.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

It was really cool.

And the questions were great.

Want to try it?

- Yeah, if you want.

- Okay.

- Okay.

What is your least favorite quality in a person?

- Disloyalty.

- What word or expression do you over use?

- I...

I'll pay you back.

(laughs)

- Who is the love of your life?

- What?

- Who is the love of your life?

- Doesn't say that.

- No, it does.

- No, it doesn't.

- It's right here.

- Can I see?

- No, you can't.

- Why don't I just see?

- Because it's cheating.

- No.

- I'm just like that.

- Doesn't say who's...

- Huh?

- I'm sorry, Tui.

- I know.

Me too.

- I'm sorry, client.

- I'm sorry, client.

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What? Can I talk? Can I talk to you?

No. I understand that you're upset.

I just want to, I've never read to be upset.

Oh, thank you so much. It's so nice to be to validate my feelings for me.

Can you let me finish? I am trying to work the style of things.

So let me finish. You had your chance, own, and you blew it.

You were the one who said we didn't have to decide what we were.

Didn't you say that? Yeah, I said we should take it slow.

Oh, and I didn't think you'd jump out of bed with me

into the arms of another woman. Maybe you knew that I had feelings for her,

so you knew that how much it hurt me once you broke my heart.

She broke your heart. She didn't break your heart, Owen. She bruised your ego.

I'm sorry. Yes, I am sorry. I know what I did was wrong.

I just told her that it's over, and I'm here to tell you that it's over,

and that I want to be with you because I love you. Yeah, I love you.

You love me. Ha! Owen, you don't know what love is, okay?

Okay, you love is not one where you can't have, okay?

Stop it! Okay? Love is about commitment, okay?

You're just to be with somebody, and you stay with them.

You don't pick up and leave when you get a part of power.

I don't, like, I'm trying to, I don't know how to tell you what.

Fuck off, I...

(whistle blows)

(gentle music)

(bell ringing)

Hi.

It's mean.

I know you don't want to talk to me.

Are you there?

Please pick up.

If you're there, please pick up.

Are you not picking up?

Hello.

I've been a jerk.

If anything about realizing you're a jerk,

for some reason you want the whole world to know.

Especially the person closest to you.

Are you not picking up the phone, please pick up?

Pick up, pick up.

Or if it gets you really not there,

please call me.

(bell ringing)

♪ Flying, flying, flying with the trolley ♪

♪ Ding, ding, ding with the bells ♪

♪ Ding, ding, ding with my heartstrings from the story ♪

♪ I saw it, I'm there ♪

♪ Chug, chug, chug, when the motor ♪

♪ The bump up, bump up, when the brakes ♪

♪ The bump up, when the hard strings ♪

♪ When the smile, like the bew of car shake ♪

Jack, what's up?

No, you have a good time.

All right.

Hey, Jack.

Have you heard from her?

Really?

Okay.

Are you up?

Uh-uh.

Okay.

No, I'm out.

All right. Yeah.

I'll clear your mark.

All right.

(bell ringing)

(door creaking)

(sighing)

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(door creaking)

(gentle piano music)

(gentle piano music)

(gentle piano music)

(light music)

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No more cold feet.

Wait, can I just speak to you for a second?

No, you can't actually speak to me.

I don't want to hear it.

Just what you have to say.

Hey Owen, it's me.

Maybe you just wondering what you're doing.

Hey, you want to see a movie?

Hey, I read to me.

You'd say Louis.

Okay, I'll wait till you get here.

Hey, did you come over?

I just got some bad news.

I don't know.

Just come over if you can, alright?

Bye.

Hey, it's me.

I guess you're not in.

Well, okay, I hope you have a good day or night.

Well, anyway, just call me, okay?

Hey, I need my good thing.

Oh, and fix.

Call me.

Happy birthday.

Get up birthday boy.

Whoa.

I guess you're gone.

Okay, I'll try your work.

I have a good birthday bite, Missy.

I've been a world.

I don't know.

I feel like I've let the best thing in my life slip away,

and I just want to.

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I'm too disgusted.

Just stupid me.

(light music)

I just want to say for the record

that I wasn't going to say something stupid.

Yeah, you were.

Nope.

How are you going to say?

I love you.

Oh, okay.

(light music)

Hey.

You take this man to be a lawfully weighted husband.

Again.

I do.

And you jack take the hand to be a lawfully weighted wife.

Again.

I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Again.

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This is something like that.

No, I thought you did.

(crowd cheers)

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They say that love is blind.

But for me, it was just stupid.

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(crowd cheers)

I know a place where we can go.

Just around the corner,

baby don't you know.

When we can't let the trouble roll

and do the scene

(crowd cheers)

And if you're in the mood for something real

maybe I could tell you about the way I feel

but you're gonna have to let yourself go

and put your trust in me

(crowd cheers)

Because it's a long and forgiving road

Don't wanna see your face at all alone

If you're in a little darlin'

just for knows a kind of love you need

Don't step away from me, don't

(crowd cheers)

I'm there in the crowd

whether race is run

Everybody struggles with a peace on one

They try to chase away the clouds

so that they can't see

Forget about it, baby.

It's the same old man's

standing the way of your happiness

I don't know what to do

to the right

It's harder to treat

(crowd cheers)

And don't get better

when you run and hide

and keep your troubles

on a little bit of sight

Oh I wanna help to leave your mind

baby said you're free

Don't step away from me, don't

Don't step away now

(crowd cheers)

(crowd cheers)

How long was that way

should I feel your touch

Let's stand the night together

and make me so much

When solitary is such a lonely place

to be

Just open up your eyes

and you understand

Baby, I was hoping

just to be your man

My sister, you and I

could have a taste

of something sweet

(crowd cheers)

You don't get better

when you run and hide

and keep your troubles

on a little bit of sight

Oh I wanna help to leave your mind

Baby, I wanna help you

when you run and hide

Don't step away from me, don't

Don't step away from me

Don't step away from me

Don't step away from me

Don't step away from me, don't

Don't step away from me

Don't step away from me

Don't step away from me now

Baby, don't step away from me

Don't step away from me now

Don't step away from me now

Don't step away from me now

Don't step away from me

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