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Hey, boss, come on buddy.

Hey man, boss.

No, no, no.

(V Nathalie laughs)

(panting)

(panting)

No!

(panting)

I thought you were dead.

You mean I'm not?

What do we do last night?

Oh.

(sighs)

I'll tell you what we didn't do.

(panting)

Enough, Coke.

Shit got a little out of hand last night.

Eight, got a little out of hand compared to what happened here.

I can't remember anything.

Some point I triple jumped the line

between a ward showed drunk and hasl off.

(V Nathalie laughs)

Oh.

Well, I'd drop the heat stick in your mouth.

Jazz, who else?

Nothing asshole.

Jenny broke up with me.

Oh cool.

No, not cool.

Jazz fucked a stripper in my room last night.

She's still there.

Jenny walked in and just assumed.

You hit that.

What?

No.

She don't walk away with lunch.

She just would have thought it was jazz, right?

You want jazz's sloppy seconds?

I can't get more herpes.

That's not true.

The last thing I remember is dinner.

I don't remember.

The last thing I remember.

(V Nathalie sighs)

Oh.

There we go.

Here.

You have my back hurts.

I'm having a carry.

You have everything we tried out.

It's so fun.

All over you guys.

What we need to do?

If you're hungry, eat, they wouldn't wait for you.

Fucking point, Toss.

Why are you looking at them?

I don't know.

Why are you making such a big deal out of nothing?

As usual?

(V Nathalie sighs)

Well, that was a little more heat of the usual.

Yeah, well, she must be riding the cotton pony.

Why do you always feel?

I'm at her talking.

All right, let's not take out your frustrations on my girl.

She was about to side with her.

Even though you both know that she is bat shit crazy.

I was so tired of eating.

Shut.

Oh, hey.

That's enough, man.

No, it's fine.

I'm just going to go check on that.

I'm sorry.

Toss.

Treat my girls some respect, man.

She's so as the cancer the last one.

I'm so happy I've been with her.

I've been with her for a while.

I'm so happy.

What about you?

What the fuck in time?

There's been over for an hour, but big invoice.

We're at crazy girls with boobs.

Now we're here.

Now I'm going to tell you facts about the tone.

I was both deep in the two hole of this little Asian bird.

Right here on this very table.

What was his name?

Ha, ha, ha.

Forgive us, most of your stories start that way.

That is because I have a pornographic memory in my friend.

She doesn't have any wants to hear about your sexual disappointments.

See for yourself.

Hello here next stop.

What's happening?

It's like actually he does things.

I don't sometimes have to jerk off.

What?

I'm lonely.

All right.

You know what?

Why don't we put this to a vote?

How many people here actually want to hear this bullshit?

Show of hands?

Thank you.

Great.

Now we don't want to hear about your quest to defile a girl in every room at a house.

Not fair.

Burch confo.

I fuck yourself, Chaz.

I don't know what we have.

Why, but you don't have to send off.

You just left to get that last room.

Oh, there's a reason.

Why it's the last room.

Okay.

What we always do.

I bet you say that, I told the boys.

If I were you, I would choose my next words very carefully, my friend.

Because I can do worse.

And we all heard through your wars in the night match.

Well, I think we all know you can't do better.

Right.

Is that Joe?

Listen, if I am fully drunk and she is half attractive, then she is fully attractive.

No, if he's ledgerred then that kind of mad that he's still be alive.

Oh, geez.

What did he want to do, Matt?

Just somebody called a punch before I do.

Easy, love.

We're just having a spot of fun.

Yeah, fun.

I know I'm having a blast.

You know, I think we'd all be a little bit of spirit tonight.

How are you ladies?

Time to my fucking life.

I am thrilled to be here.

Kind of know you just want to wrap your lips around cold steel.

I told you we're cold steel.

Is she going on tour with us?

I would, but you would be there so.

Great.

This thing might be fun after all.

No.

You've been a dick ever since I decided to sleep as a guitarist and so do you.

Well, I've always been a dick.

And you see, the thing about Dix is that they attract pussy.

And the biggest dick gets the most pussy.

And let's face it, you've never seen a big addict in this.

And pull the heady, you know what I mean?

He's only with him, you talk.

What?

Oh, God.

I will superglue your cock to your taint.

Again, is it a promise?

I think it's time I powder my nose.

Wait, you got a cock?

See you soon?

Too late.

[LAUGHING]

We've got company.

What's that you still pissed about?

You just play around the guitar.

I hate my life.

Jenny.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Look, guys, expecting help?

Just a few of our clubs, just friends, friend.

Really?

Really?

You invited them.

Oh, dude, I invited some people.

We advised you, you guys.

Wonderful.

Guys, this is just supposed to be a dinner party.

Yeah, well, we had dinner.

So let's party.

What?

Yo, it's mine.

[CHEERING]

Takes in the kitchen.

You are so good.

You ain't gonna be good.

It's a little fun.

You want to do a little fun, but what?

I do get drunk.

I'm drunk.

Jesus, look.

I understand it.

What happened to a quiet night amongst friends?

Friends?

I'm fucking anxious.

[LAUGHTER]

Jenny, let it down.

That's it.

Movie's over.

Most of that was news to me.

Did we sign our contract last night?

I have no fucking idea.

Do you remember anything else?

I remember the titans.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Toss?

Get the fuck over here.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Greatest party ever.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So we're fucked and I'm going to jail.

Look on the right side.

Don't do whatever day time of these pool.

Yes, exactly.

All through the street cred.

You can't buy that kind of a ball.

What the fuck are you doing?

Call in the cops?

No, no, no.

We are not going to jail.

We are going on tour.

What the fuck, man?

Look, we have a team of corporate lawyers

to deal with this shit now.

But we're on the road, banging group.

He's two at a time.

Or our public defender is sitting around with his thumb up

his ass while I have a guy running a clean name tiny up mine.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Give it to me.

We fucking will expro with somebody else's problem now.

Are we toss?

Because we don't even know if room

came over here last night with the contracts.

We could call Spencer.

Absolutely not.

Not after what he tried to pull last night.

That much I remember clearly.

Ooh.

Are you kidding me right now?

Hey, get mad at it.

Gonna help.

We're getting fucked up.

Well, you know what?

I'm going to go with Gunthrupp.

Because as usual, his sobriety will come in handy.

Subriety.

You guys taking 12 steps at least a dozen times.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Don't talk about this.

Yeah?

Boys.

Your house is on fire.

I highly doubt that chuck.

Real smart.

What did you expect me to do?

Hard to body?

Go.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Good morning.

That's what I thought.

I would do it for a new chair.

It's my special take.

Um, I'm not going to do that.

What?

In the name of Oprah happened last night.

I, um, didn't really know.

This week's of jazz.

Here.

Hey, what time do you have to be an adiator last night?

I don't know.

Two.

Two thirty.

I'm really sorry if we kept you up, man.

I mean, things got a little crazy.

No, I'm sorry.

It wasn't you guys.

I got into a fight with Jeffery.

Yeah, must be going around.

Wait.

Who's Jeffery?

Nice sugar, daddy.

No offense, Chuck.

Be blow through dudes like Toss Blust in below.

Toss wishes he could go through that much coke.

Literally.

Yeah.

Well, for what it's worth, I hope you wouldn't done.

Chuck Ray, right.

Kissing makeup.

Just, uh, you know, not over here.

We will.

And we will.

Now, I don't mean to pride, but Eddie.

What?

Oh, yeah, I heard Jenny this morning.

girlfriend has got to set a lungs on her.

That, yeah.

Pretty bad, man.

It'll be fun.

Thanks, Chuck.

I can see I kind of got my hands full here.

So I'd be happy to help.

We can't just clean up in no time.

I think you, but that is not necessary.

You sure, honey?

Yes, it's totally cool.

As a matter of fact, the record label actually has people who

do things like this, so it's fine.

Oh, you fancy.

Yeah.

You know it.

Thank you so much for putting out the couch.

I really appreciate it.

Take care.

What did you mean, please?

How about?

We all do.

[SIGHS]

That was refreshing.

I highly recommend it.

But I recommend getting high first.

You got to light.

You know, I have a hard time believing

you can produce a joint from thin hair without a weight

to light it.

Besides toss, I don't have any comprehend this.

But we have bigger problems here.

Uh-oh.

Bigger than this.

Huh?

Like a good guy out there in the pool.

Now I hope Gunther has some answers.

It's a good thing you brought me with you.

Right.

Save the front.

Fuck.

What was the last time you saw Gunther?

[LAUGHTER]

Gunther!

[LAUGHTER]

[GUNSHOT]

Is that all you remember?

I need more fuel.

Fuel.

Yeah, every time I drink or smoke, I remember something.

Dude, that state depended learning.

Yeah.

What he said?

No, no, no, no, no, seriously.

The only way to remember a blackout is to black out again.

Yay, science.

I'm going to go check chances from me.

You looking for chas?

Or chas is Coke?

Wow.

I just got picked up first.

Well, lucky for us?

I'm on second.

[GRUNTING]

Typical.

Easy guy, Coke.

I can smell it.

The only time Chas is actually up this early when

he hasn't gone to bed exactly.

Unbelievable.

Where are these assholes?

We got to find them, man.

More importantly, we got to find that contract.

Overall, fuck.

What are those?

We're not moving off.

Thank you, missed one.

What's happening?

Nothing?

What's that?

Clot events.

Nice.

You heard your back when you fell in the wing?

No.

I have a huge pain in the ass.

Did she know you were doing drugs without her?

You could fill the grand candy with what she don't know about me.

Now, I can finally look at where the bottom of this bag

pills, because it ain't in there.

Getting slow.

There we go.

Right there.

Take what you want.

Who is the best hat, huh?

I will have fun trying.

Don't try it too hard, because the trip back from rock

on it's kind of a bitch.

Just a couple of pills.

Just a couple of pills, and then a couple more,

and then I'm pulling your trigger so you don't pull in.

I can handle my shit.

Sound like me 12 steps ago.

12.

11.

10.

9.

8.

7.

6.

5.

4.

4.

4.

2.

1.

Who is the next?

What about our fuckers?

He is spastic warrior.

Can you handle these laws?

I know so much.

I'm going to handle these two.

So yes, I can handle this.

Fear pun is totally wrong.

You're only about to get found.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[SINGING]

[music and singing]

[music and singing]

[music and singing]

[music and singing]

Got nothing.

Signing is twinkling.

[music and singing]

Anywhere, Coke.

[music and singing]

[music and singing]

[music and singing]

You're right there.

[music and singing]

Single to you.

How far are you going to be?

Forefast.

No vessel in.

David Bowie.

Again.

I'm going to see that last one for later.

No, no, no, no.

Rock bar, rock bar, what is it?

That's what you think John Obama was leaving.

You think Ginger Baker didn't do the smack?

You think Keith Boone didn't do the fucking line?

[music and singing]

Tossed on more on drums ladies and gentlemen.

I feel like the drums is that lovely.

Oh.

The fuck is that?

Oh, no.

Is that the fucking girlfriend you that you're a girlfriend?

Fucking.

[music and singing]

I don't make her do that, huh?

It's been over a long time, Toss.

You know it.

I know it.

Dad have a dragon.

Dad knows it.

Toss not here.

Why not?

I did the stuff you had did.

Fuck you, Toss.

Fuck me.

It's today my birthday.

You know what?

I hope fame does find you.

I really do.

Just fuck it up.

Because that's what you do.

You're just a druggie.

Fuck up.

Loser.

[music and singing]

You make more drugs!

[music and singing]

What?

Hey dude, like...

Oh, cool, right?

[music and singing]

[screaming]

Fuck you!

The fuck are you looking at?

Supposed to be a celebration.

[music and singing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Okay, so what happened to Gunther?

I don't know, it won't black.

I've got all that from drinking, smoking, and popping a few pills.

Oh yeah, that is it, Buzz.

Shut to Marco.

Really?

Oh yeah.

Chazor in this one.

Wait.

Boy, serious.

Yeah.

Get in there.

You fill that hole that your dad left when you walk down your life.

Go ahead and down the hatch.

That'll go in there.

[gunshots]

I just don't fight like that.

My bed.

Jenny?

[music and singing]

I told you I'd get there for you.

Honey, that's my drink.

[music and singing]

Spencer.

I'm just running along and doing something else.

Let's see.

Come on, Eddie.

Won't be jealous.

Of what?

That fashion, dude?

Seriously.

I don't have two inches down, just so she wouldn't fall in love.

Say that to me again, or right now.

No, where is it?

Eddie, your contract.

Sup.

I'd love to stay in chat, buddy.

It's actually not true.

I guess this beer is from my fiance.

Yeah.

What are you doing, flirtin' with that douche nozzle?

Spencer, please.

I was insulting him.

Yeah, that's how you flirt.

Don't worry about it.

By tomorrow night, you're gonna have gloopies all over you.

[sighs]

Love to come with.

Look, ever since I gave real good your stuff, he's the only real interest in my career.

That's great, babe.

It'll all be here when we're back.

It is great.

I am finally getting somewhere and I can't just leave my life to watch you live yours.

Jimmy.

Maybe I want this to work.

I am.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck is this, prom?

Oh, the wrong of you might at least be getting late.

Today just ain't your day, bro.

Shit.

I didn't remember anything about Gunther.

But you remembered something.

Maybe.

Maybe.

We ought to take this to another level.

Dude, I don't think I have another level.

Yeah, take your medicine.

Come on.

You can do it.

You're a big boy now.

It's 420 somewhere.

That a boy.

Ah, yes.

Yes.

You're the hardest to work.

Work.

Work.

I need more weed.

That should do.

Come on.

Thank you.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, who is this filthy slut?

And why does she smell like a dead homeless person?

Gunther?

Oh, fuck.

That is the sexiest thing you could pull last night.

Cover up, man.

Oh, yeah.

You like that.

Oh, I'm going to have me a couple of minutes to a kid.

Sorry.

Cover it up.

It's the best day of my life.

You won't even let me enjoy it.

I don't have a thing, babe.

I love it.

Yeah.

I love it.

I love it.

Oh, there's fucker.

Well, at least someone in this house knows how to grate me.

Mm.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Where the hell are you, Ben?

I'm sorry, Eddie.

I didn't realize I had to check in with the mrs.

of the house before I left.

First thing's fucking last, OK?

Do you have any coke?

Do I look like an amateur?

[WHISTLING]

Oh!

I can murder you right now.

Pull up.

They're being awesome.

For one, there's a corpse in the pool?

Yeah, well, I know.

She won't let you took me long and swim.

What?

What do you want me to do about it?

I guess nothing.

Just act like an asshole as usual.

That's what you're good at.

I, Mike, look, my last night wasn't my fault.

I was drinking whiskey.

Mm.

You know what?

It's your excuse for everything, bro.

Mm.

She looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the dead, dear.

Come here.

Kill me.

[WHISTLING]

They're coming here.

All.

Any?

Maybe you should find out what he goes before you kill him.

I'll turn you for a couple of years.

Yes, you can.

Oh, wrong.

Yeah, it was because of me.

I know they're doing a little piggus.

Hey, you like, haircut.

Enough with the fake British access.

Oh, we got real?

We got real.

We don't get to come up.

Let's get out of here.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Do you want to find the contractor not?

I don't care anymore.

They're fucking quit.

They're fucking quit.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Did you do?

Nothing.

Nothing.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Got love.

Avidry.

Sorry, honey, you're not my type.

[WHISTLING]

Bitch.

Just wondering.

Fine.

[WHISTLING]

Hey!

Oh, you just spilled $40.

$40.

$V-8.

None.

Mmm, you again.

Me.

I get it.

Why don't we go someplace and get shandy?

[WHISTLING]

Oh, my--

What the fuck is this, prom?

If it would prom, you might be getting late.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

So--

[WHISTLING]

Get down my way.

[WHISTLING]

Wow, I mean, there's some great party.

I'm sure I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm sure there's some prom too.

I know, I need to just want to have it.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

You guys told one person at the school

with the charming women.

You know?

I've got that.

I love it, too.

[WHISTLING]

Yeah, yeah.

Keep going.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Oh, what?

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

You see, see?

There's must be foreclosure.

Oh, the pleasure is like this.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, we forget how this works.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

You are turning into my best customer.

You are very welcome.

[WHISTLING]

Maybe we should take a break.

You can't break up with me.

You're my drug dealer.

You broke up with me first, remember?

We're really going now.

We don't have to.

I don't have a problem.

I just need to hide my stash better.

Yeah, well, if you can't get it up again, I'll know your line.

Let you some ecstasy.

Mm-hmm.

You got me a biagra?

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Oh, baby.

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

[WHISTLING]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I.

How about a little prison scene?

Are you serious, Charles?

That's lame even for you.

I am going to fuck.

[WHISTLING]

Jenny, wait, hold on.

I can explain this.

Jenny, wait, give me a second.

This is not what it looks like.

Jenny, wait!

David, Charles, why can't you just fucking your own room?

Like a normal human being.

Do I look like a normal human being to you?

This is the last time.

What?

You feel good to band, Daddy.

You're the rhythm-get-sourced.

I write the music, you're a hard sucker.

[WHISTLING]

Hello.

Got me condoms.

What's a condom?

[SIGHS]

Looks like I can have to blame you.

Does that mean I get to tongue punch your fart box?

[WHISTLING]

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, Charles.

Oh, Charles.

Oh!

Oh, Charles!

Oh, Charles!

The fuck is that up here with anything?

Nothing!

This is a great story.

I love being at the girl side of that story.

I bet you were.

That's because you like getting lied to.

[GUNSHOT]

Got me condoms.

What's a condom?

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, Charles.

Oh, Charles.

Oh, Charles.

Oh, oh, Charles.

Oh, Charles.

Oh, Charles.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

What are you doing?

Hello.

I'm getting ready to go out and enjoy the party

that you didn't invite me to.

[GRUNTS]

Wait.

What about my turn?

Oh, it is your turn, you selfish prick.

Lay the way.

Charles, I'm done waiting.

Maybe now you can think of someone other than yourself.

OK, hang on.

Hang on.

Hang on.

[GROANING]

I've got a condom.

Oh, great.

Now you can go fuck yourself.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Is he gonna powder?

Oh, what's wrong?

Perfect.

[PHONE RINGING]

Go fuck yourself.

I mean, hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, I mean, we can't find don't go there, everybody.

Yeah, we'll all be here.

Bye, love.

That was Spencer.

He's on his way over here right now with great news

about our contract.

The fuck does that mean?

The fluid and douche, it's not good.

Look.

I'll bring it to Eddie.

OK.

I think you can keep your little hipster friend away from the pool.

I think I can.

Get fucked up, tryin'.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GASPS]

[SIGHS]

Really for that, no?

Already have to fight over black out.

It makes you think you can quit the band.

Is that rather not hit the big time to be with her

and come on tour with your assholes?

Come on.

I'll break this one through, huh?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GUNSHOTS]

You can't quit the band.

No, what I can't do is do what jazz is bullshit.

24/7 for the next six months.

It's a small price to pay for rock superstar.

I'll kill him.

I mean, I'm talkin' literal, straight, fucking murder.

You think Fleetwood Magden wanted to kill each other?

The police looks guys frickin' hate each other, but it fuels the music.

[SIGHS]

What if she's the one?

And a war girl.

10 years from now, Jenny Mayer may not be the mother of your children.

But if you don't go on this tour, you will be regretting

from the rest of your life.

I wish you'd be like this.

Don't come around that love with it.

Let's face facts, man.

You just ruined the guitar.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

You're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

And you're the one that's done.

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King bang my life.

Yeah.

You're right.

I know.

You're right.

There it is.

Let's go rock every stadium.

Every drug bang every group into one of us dies.

Oh.

You're so good, man.

Well, as the saying goes, it's sex drugs rock.

And we won't have them account that I don't drink anymore.

[LAUGHTER]

Are you are either with us?

Were you are against us?

[LAUGHTER]

You think you put seats can handle too much time?

Sorry, Dolphus.

I'm sorry this kid's lying.

Hi.

I'm Leah.

Got the share.

Yes.

Is the most boring person in the world?

Oh, you've never?

Yeah.

Your hands.

So fatigued.

My god, it's a little huger.

I don't know.

Well, I think you guys all know not against you,

but if you'll excuse me, I've got to go find my girl.

I told you.

My friends.

I'm a baby in.

Welcome to the Gentleman's Lab, shall we?

Mm-hmm.

I love you.

The fuck Spencer?

Why don't you take me outside so I can touch your lesson?

Yeah, Jenny's not here to see you this time.

I got six inches on your body and I'm taller.

Why do I have to be such a douchebag?

That's Mr. douchebag to you, OK?

But since you ask, six nights a week, three venues a night,

I scour this town for talent.

And Ruben, he sees you online for free while he's busy not working.

And now I have to deal with four talentless hats with a MacBook Pro

and too much time on their hands.

Why don't you tell me how you really feel at my own?

Well, I really feel that in 20 years,

you'll still be making that music while I'll be balls deep

and your girlfriend and sport-fucking-your-sister on the side.

[Muffled]

[Muffled]

[Muffled]

Now, why don't Jenny doesn't want to be near you right now?

You stink.

You see Jenny?

Easy, the tiger.

This is cashmere.

Where is he? Son of a bitch!

She needed a friend, OK?

And as a friend, she doesn't need to see you right now.

Hey, Ruben!

I'm sure you'd love to see this.

[Muffled]

Now, if you need me,

I'll be convincing this husband that you're never worthy.

[Muffled]

[Muffled]

Jenny?

Jenny.

(upbeat music)

Jenny.

(upbeat music)

to my own soul strange

to test my mind

but I'm not alone

in your veins

from your back

to my own soul strange

to test my mind

but I'm not alone

in your veins

in your spreading

I don't know what you're saying

but I don't know where I'm going to be

to tell you what I'm going to do

to the place

to go into a way I'm going to be

in your veins

to the moment

that I just don't know

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Oh, come to fuck on.

[dramatic music]

We're kind of doo-spaggy sphinces

we've got the store falls

dude, I don't know what I'm going to do

if you push me the wrong way right now

I'll do what we're talking.

Great, that's reassuring.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Well, well, well.

If it ain't

a pony

and tattleberry

it was that black guy that does a sound effect.

What do you guys, Edward and Mesmerberg?

Mesmerberg?

Mesmerberg?

Yes, I am officers.

Can I help you?

Yeah, we're here investigating a noise complaint we got this morning

that may be related to the disappearance of a Mr. Rubin Adler.

What?

Ruben's missing.

Well, you didn't go home last night

and then it show up for work this morning.

He was to say a lot of important people were invited by him.

We have reason to believe this is the last place he was seen.

That is the rumor.

Oh, wait.

Is he a great big fat person?

Dark hair, well built.

Kind of jooey looking.

[dramatic music]

Excuse me.

Who's your decorator?

Any wine house?

We had a few people over last night.

That explains the noise complaints.

I don't know who complained.

I mean, this whole world is here.

Yeah, according to a report, we got this morning at 4.48am.

That's all I like.

Eight hours ago.

I'm gonna get his run by the cable company.

[laughing]

So sorry, officers.

My friend here is drunk.

I am not drunk.

I am a bit tipsy.

I am a bit tipsy.

I--

We're just getting here now because we were gleaming evidence for Mr. Addler's car.

I'm just found there early ex.

Addler's was to a suspect.

What a list of prizes as long as my Johnson.

This guy is Johnson.

I spent the next four hours hunting down sets that suspect and then

X-3 interrogating him.

I need you to cooperate his story.

Yeah, um, said suspect.

His name doesn't happen to be.

Gunther Shea, does it?

Our suspect is Mr. James White.

Okay, Filipino James, you know him?

No.

No, see, last night was now golf.

Fuel pays.

Just like this afternoon, apparently.

Uh, excuse me, we are drinking to remember its science.

So, right, and it's still a little bit hazy, officers.

[laughing]

You boys want to go to jail for obstructing justice?

No, sir.

No, sir, but I'm sorry to say we're almost out of booze.

Hey, once you go collect a few statements.

I love to.

How's the cool man's man?

Wow, no, I can't.

His sorrow is an alcohol.

I think that's all of it.

I'm gonna ask you kindly, son.

Put that out.

You know, what tell you, carling?

To go fuck yourself, dad.

If I gotta ask you again, I'm gonna ask you with this.

Oh, I love full play.

He's no.

Oh, I gotta prescribe some.

Yeah, let me see that prescription.

Oh, come on.

Hey, Kazanski, you getting anywhere?

I don't know, am I?

[laughing]

Hey, how are we?

You're not gonna bleed this shit, get over here.

Well, maybe we can be chose Betchen present.

The more you're in one way to take a cab.

Hey, is that what I think it is?

I bought a skid one for his birthday.

He loves to shit out of this thing.

Kids, I'm talking about it for Christ's sake.

Officers, um, I think that that prescription is in my room.

So this is a typical Mardi e'Tinune for your boys, huh?

[laughing]

Slow Monday.

Shh.

What was that?

What the hell was one?

[laughing]

[laughing]

What the hell you guys into?

All right, someone better tell me what the hell happened here last night.

We're getting a little higher to the lack of cooperation we're getting here.

We please rest me and get me into the sound of your exclamation my best, please.

The next thing I remember, I woke up to my girlfriend breaking up with me.

Because she thought I had another girl in my bed.

Who you in bed with?

[laughing]

What?

What, um, what my associate meant to say was.

Any hooked up with the deer face check and she was really gross.

You mean to tell me you don't even know if Adler was here?

Unless you've got something stronger than this.

I'm afraid not.

Your friend here better be able to fill in some holes.

It's very special to you.

He's the sober one.

Great.

The bands all here.

Pardon me, officers. I'm Spencer Bain, Esquire.

I'm with the label.

You might have had a quick little band meeting with the guys.

That's great.

Thanks.

Well, fellas, you may want to bend over for this one.

As you know, Rubens missing.

And suspects a Hall of Famer and Cheeto.

Suffice to say, the only man's probably not coming back, which means I'm promoted and you're fucked.

But we already signed the contract, right?

The papers you signed are in Rubens briefcase, which never leaves its sign.

And since said briefcase wasn't recovered, I'm guessing it's probably in a ditch somewhere next to his rotting corpse.

Now, I was going over my roster of bands.

And I just don't think we're going to be needing your services anymore.

The tour is off. Go fuck yourselves.

What? You can't do that.

I can.

And I will, Eddie.

You know what you can't do? Play guitar.

I guess anyone here realize I write the fucking music!

Chezz, you got all the talent in the world.

But you want to fuck me. And that's not going to happen.

Well, toss, you're going to be dead by 30.

I'm 34.

I know.

And that leaves the legendary Gunther Shay.

The only real asset in the band.

What do you say?

Thanks.

What do you do for lunch?

A trick lunch for breakfast.

That doesn't even make sense.

Oh, that almost forgot.

Eddie.

What's the quickest way from here to your girlfriend's mouth?

Oh, I'm going to rip the washing beer off your face!

Okay, okay. It's cool.

Hey, it's cool.

It's cool. I've got you. Yes, I'll find it.

Somebody tell me where the remote is in this joint.

I'm going to tail over here.

You boys better start singing.

We're going to break forensics down here.

Drugs, nip, and dogs.

We'll come through our old conclusions.

Oh, wait.

All right.

I'll talk.

If I talk, what is there going to be using that's me and Cory?

You don't say anything about Adler's disappearance?

I don't care if you played the fifth.

I always wanted to do that.

Yeah, I don't play the fifth.

I'd like to drink a fifth now if that's available.

I'd like to drink some water.

Oh, no, thanks.

Give him the water, you punk.

[MUSIC]

Fucking vodka.

[LAUGHTER]

You're the motherfucker.

Really?

[LAUGHTER]

I can't tell.

Where should I start?

Well, we left off with you being at a gentleman's lounge with Toss

and a female in the Layla Layla?

Don't divergent.

Version.

That's for nothing.

This will smoke itself.

You guys, won't get some ecstasy.

I don't put a question mark where I put a period.

[LAUGHTER]

How about you?

That's right.

[LAUGHTER]

Where did you music?

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC]

I'm coming, too.

OK.

[LAUGHTER]

Come on.

I've gotten bigger and smaller.

All right.

[MUSIC]

More.

Nine.

One.

More.

Nine.

One more line.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Rockstar!

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

[MUSIC]

I'm just kidding.

[MUSIC]

I'm David Bowie.

Sorry.

He got in my panties first, but feel how you're changing.

I couldn't pull those on.

You couldn't pull these on.

[LAUGHTER]

So where were we?

We were just talking about the Rockstar loser who didn't

appreciate me.

She like Rockstar.

So you like losers.

[LAUGHTER]

What about Rockstar losers?

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC]

It's like I was my whole man, I'm not a bunch.

[MUSIC]

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

It's just the little acid boys.

So who wants me first?

Looks like I'm about to fall off the wagon going 50.

I get dips on her mouth.

A me go.

[LAUGHTER]

You don't know what I'm going to do.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Yeah.

I feel like I've just been railed by Dumbo.

Thank you for leaving those shoes on.

[MUSIC]

No, I always thought I'd be saying this to Chad as a photographer.

Come on out of the closet.

Yeah, why don't you come out here and hit this?

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

Hello, so where were we?

Oh, that's right, I know where we were.

You were just about to build me.

Ah, yeah, no.

It's never going to happen.

It'll be the second who's dead.

Well, I blew him and you kissed me.

Not at work.

Really?

Okay, whatever.

[MUSIC]

That's okay.

I haven't fucked the guitars yet.

[MUSIC]

Well, here, I want my notes.

What?

My notes, they were just here.

I seriously have no idea what you're talking about yet.

You're talking about the two.

All right.

[MUSIC]

I'm gonna go get squared.

Weird term, bro.

[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

What are you doing?

Drinking wine, playing guitar.

I'm literally trying to hook up with myself.

You look like shit.

I can't hear you with that shirt on.

Dude, have you seen Jenny anywhere?

I can't hear you with that shirt on.

[MUSIC]

Okay.

[MUSIC]

My brain is like hot air balloon.

Cover in a sexless marriage.

So is that why I'm dressed like a dickhead right now?

[LAUGH]

Funny, yeah.

Look man, why don't you just pull the trigger and get the rest of that out, all right?

No, it cokes away in the blues.

I know Beth has you all fucked up in the head man.

Don't look, you just can't pull fucked up because,

deal is deep, it's driving any ecstasy.

[MUSIC]

I have to see your music in here in colors.

[LAUGH]

[MUSIC]

Jenny?

This isn't what it looks like.

We were just talking, I swear.

You can tell she's lying, she's a woman.

Her lips are moving.

Shutting, Spencer.

One more word from you and I'm gonna-

How's my dick taste, Eddie?

Oh, you can touch it.

Think about it, kid.

You hit him, you wins.

No contract, no tool.

You know what?

You two deserve each other.

Don't say that.

Please.

It's gonna be fine, buddy.

This is business over.

Hey, Gunther.

It sounded biased coming from a guy who's almost made it what, like,

six times now?

He's more.

[MUSIC]

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