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Master

The weather is turning bad

until the storm passes

Wu Kong, PaJe

PaJe

Wu Kong

Take him away

Let's go

You devils !

How dare you!

Get them

Wu Kong

Oh,forget it...

Let them go

No, master.We have to kill them

They wouldn't come back anyway

We should continue our journey

Alright

Let's go then

Younger sister...

Elder sister...

Did you see that?

That's Sun Wu Kong

and his Kung Fu is incredible

We won't be able to beat him

l have an idea

Tell me

To capture the monk...

We have to use trickery

Not fight with him directly

But how do we do that?

Let's go

lwas punished and sent down to the earth

And you still want to give me trouble

Do you want to live?

No...we knew that a divinity was coming

We came here to welcome you

Then tell me of a place where l can stay

l need to take a rest

Yes, Sui Lian Cave is 5000 miles away

and suitable for you

lsn't that Sun Wu Kong's old home?

He went to West with the Tang Priest

He won't be back anymore

That's great

Let's go! Let's go to Sui Lian Cave

Come on

The monk is here

The monk is coming

Really?

Your highness

with his three disciples...

are coming toward us

They are not far from the border now

They've arrived at an opportune time

Since l built this place

l've never seen a man

Chau Tai spring

Now that the Tang priest is near

l'll ask him to marry my daughter

masculine and feminine

But your highness, he is a monk

he will agree to the marriage

to keep him here

Maids

Yes

Give the orders to welcome the monk

Are there men coming?

Let's go to see them...

Come on...there are men coming...

Have you seen men before?

Now here they are. Come quickly...

Our empress orders us to welcome you

Welcome holy monk

Welcome holy monk...

The Tang Priestis here

The Tang Priest?

The man from the East

Yes, that's him

He is here...

So what?

Princess, we've never seen men before

The Empress wants him to marry you

Please dress up and go to see him

l don't want to go

Really?

l've told you already

All right, l'll tell the Empress

You told me that you don't wantto go

Stop

l...

Let me think it over

You rhighness, don't think anymore

Let's go to Xio Yao Palace

Thank you for your hospitality

l'm very grateful

to grant us exit permit

We'd like to leave as soon as possible

Of course there is no problem with that

You should take a rest. lt's a tiring trip

But...

Please drink some

Wait here, your highness

Let me go check first

All right

Which one is the Tang Priest?

The middle one on the table

All of a sudden l've remembered

your palace yet

Please excuse me

That's fine

Minister

Yes

Please show him the way

Yes

Are you sure he is the middle one?

Yes, he is very good looking

Good looking?

He's very ugly

Ugly?

My daughter

Yes, mother

lwas worried about your marriage

l've tried many different ways

Finally l have found someone

l already know that

You want me to marry the monk

You know, l'd rather die

What's wrong with the monk?

He is a man afterall

l don't want to marry him.Why don't...

Why don't you marry him yourself?

Yes

He can be my husband

He is such a lucky man!

Minister

Yes

to come to my bedroom tonight

Yes, my lady

You can leave

Yes

Come closer

You're really handsome

l can hardly control myself

You can stay with me tonight

l'm a monk. l can't...

Why not? You can break your vow

You're so young

Why shouldn't you enjoy life?

Come on

Don't be impolite

Do you want me to force you?

Come...Come on...

You dare to disobey me

l don't dare to go against your will

Then lie down with me

people will talk

Don't be silly! l'm the Empress

How can someone dare say a word ?

What do you say now?

l can say nothing but acquiesce

But there is one condition

What is your condition?

and tell everyone

You will marry me

All right

But...l need a guarantee

l need something of yours

This is a piece of jade for you

How about tonight?

l'll be yours sooner or later

Besides, why to act with undue haste ?

Good bye

Elder sister, l'll transform first

How about you?

Me?

Watch me

This time...

The Empress stepped into our trap

When the Tang Priest arrives here

He won't be able to leave

Very true...

The Empress will keep him there

We'll have plenty of time to get him then

Oh sure

Elder sisters, look at this

They are coming

Younger sisters, let's do it

All right

Go ahead

Master

We've arrived at the border

The Land Of Many Perfumes is here

We can find some food here

Let's take a rest

Yes...

Wait a second

For what?

We haven't stopped for ten days

We kept on walking

lf we continue walking

l'll walk straight to heaven

Really? All the way to heaven?

l'm so tired

l'll die here

lsn't that walking to heaven ?

Go to hell

Master

l heard there was no man in their country

l'm afraid that they won't let you go

lf they see you

Maybe we should take a detour

Don't go into their land

Big brother is right

But we can't find the detour

This is the only way

unless we can fly

lthink...there must be another road

All right...we're already here

l heard that they are civilized

we can't visit them

and continue the trip

The masteris right

What do you know?

PaJe

Can you get some water for Master?

But...

lt's just wild mountains and plains here

Where can l find the water?

You can go to look for it

Yes...

Friar Sand, go get some water

Me?

Go on

Friar Sand

Come with me to explore the forest

Yes

Big brother...

What's wrong?

lt's terrible

Somebody took over your Sui Lian Cave

Use your bright eyesight to check it

l will

Master

took my Sui Lian Cave

And is abusing my people

l have to go home to solve the problem

l'll be back as soon as possible

That's fine

You'd better go and return quickly

All right

Master, l'm leaving

Beat him

Evil spirit, you'd better get out of here...

will teach you a lesson

Sun Wu Kong

You've just been talking wildly

Show yourself if you dare

You can fight with me

Forgive me...Holy monkey

Monster,you usurped my cave

And abused my people

l will not forgive you

those female devils

l know it's all my fault

l'm really sorry...

Female devils?

Where are they?

They are around the land of many perfumes

from my Master, is it?

All right, Evil monster

l'll forgive you this time

if you don't let me see you again

Get out

lwon't forget your mercy

Go now

We've been looking all over for you

Why are you hiding here?

Empress' husband?

Who is that?

Of course it's you

No...you must be confused

The Empress found a husband

We all know it. How can we be wrong?

You disappeared this morning

The Empress got very mad

We almost lost our lives because of you

Please come back with us. Sir

No...you're mistaken

Let's go

My dear husband

Our wedding date is getting close

You shouldn't wander around

The wedding date?

l didn't promise to marry you

How can we get married?

You agreed to marry me before

Are you...did you change your mind?

Well...what is going on?

You don't need to pretend

Here...here is your jade guarantee

Minister

Yes

Send my husband to his room

lf anything untoward happens...

You will be the one to pay

Yes, your highness

Please, Sir

Princess

Please

This man is very handsome

l really like him

Who is he?

Don't play games

He is the Tang Priest

ls he the Tang Priest?

Yes

And who is the piggy?

He is one of his disciples

Shoot! l got it wrong

What? You'd like to marry the monk

l'll never give in

You told me to marry the monk

And now you change your mind

What's wrong with you?

This is the wrong time

the proposal earlier?

your daughter?

Why don't you think about me?

l'd rather give up the throne. But...

lwant to marry the Tang Priest

l'm willing to step down

As long as l have him

Mother, you won't let him go

Why don't we ask his decision?

BrotherPiggy...

Our Big Brother is not here

You should think of an idea

We need to leave here soon

You're foolish

What's wrong with this place?

We have food to eat and a place to sleep

And there are plenty of beautiful girls

What can be better?

Master taught us

We shouldn't indulge ourselves

You see, because we are monks

You're hardly like a monk at all

l don't look like the monk

You're the good one, ok?

They won't give us the permits

Should we fight our way out?

What do you think?

Forget about it...

You can fight alone

lwant to stay longer

Enjoy my life

Brother Piggy,where are you going?

Going to look at the moon...

The moon?

Where are you going?

Let's go

The princess ordered me...

to invite you to the garden

The empress asks the Tang Priest

To meet her at the Hot Springs

lwas here first

Who dares to go against the Empress?

Well...

Holy Monk...Please follow me...

You...

Holy Monk...Please follow me...

Please come with me

Friar Sand

Big Brother, they took Master

Come on, let's go

Yes

Your highness

Leave

l wanted to spend time with my husband

Yes

Sweetheart

l'll do anything for you tonight

l'll do it

l promised that l'll do whatever you want

How dare you!

in the bath

What's going on?

Your highness, we'll never do it again

Get out

Yes

All of you come out

And get out of here

My love, please wait for a moment

l'll punish them

What a lucky fellow!

The Empress wants to marry me

She will follow my orders all the time

And never go against me on anything

l'm the good hearted piggy

l can't bear to let her feel lonely

lwill sacrifice all the way

To keep her happy and satisfied

Did you find him? Friar Sand

No

He disappeared in a second

Where is he?

l'll bet he is here

Let's check it out

Yes

Maybe he's here

Let's go

Men...

There are men...

Hurry up...

He is also a man

Come on...

You are a Holy Monk

someone's concern

Can you guess what l am thinking about?

lt's very difficult to say

l'm just an ordinary human

How can l figure out your mind?

You don't need to pretend

l decided to marry you

You can enjoy wealth with me

Merciful Buddha

l'm a monk and l can't get married

l have to refuse your kindness

Excuse me

and no one will dare to reject me

You're not going to turn me down

Stop

lt's you

Come...follow me to Xio Yao Palace

No

Come

Where is PaJe?

l don't know

He said that he was going to see the moon

Let's go. We have to find him

Yes

Come on

l can't drink anymore

l'll be drunk

Life is too short you need to relax

Come on, let's have a toast

You told me you'd give me the permits

Where are the permits?

What's your hurry?

Drink with me

l'll give you the permits

Come on, bottoms up

Holy Monk...

Get out

Yes

The permits...please give me the permits

l've got them here

You can take them yourself

Come on, go ahead

How dare you!

You dare to hide him here

What should l do to you?

l'm sorry. Please punish me

Take her and lock her up

Wait for my instructions

Yes

My sweetheart, did you get scared?

l'll take you back, come on

You...

lt took too long to get the permits

l think that we should fight them

That's the only way

Don't take a chance

This isn't an evil spirit cave or mansion

We can't use violence

and evil spirits

Look

We lived in the Flower Hostel

lt's full of evil spirits

they are looking for trouble

What should we do?

we've been fighting with them

lt's not a big deal

Master, we're going to fight our way out

We'll crush them

We don't need to sti rup so much trouble

Let Mr. Piggy handle them

Why did you stop? Brother Piggy

l've got a stomach-ache

Master

They've been stalking us from the forest

They are tough and not friendly

l need to visit The Goddess Mercy

And borrow her Chien Kun Stove

Yes, you'd better hurry up

Please come back as soon as possible

Be careful! Big Brother

Please protect our Master

l will

please stay in the circular aperture

lt'll be dangerous if you were to step out

You got me, Big Brother!

Don't be afraid

Just count on me

Let's go

Go

Sun Wu Kong

Come on down, if you dare

Let's go, Elder sister

Hurry up

Minister

Minister

Minister

Thank you for your kindness

l appreciate it greatly

lt must be quite tiring

How has the Empress been?

She can't forget the Tang Priest

She doesn't work

She hasn't been in court for many days

For a man

She punishes without reason

All of us feel very depressed

lf the situation continues like this...

sooner or later we will be destroyed

some evil force

We've discussed italready

There is only one way...

to rescue your country

What is it?

To rebel

Your Majesty, please take your medicine

The medicine doesn't do any good

Don't get angry! Your highness

You have to take care of yourself

One is my own daughter

Another one my trusted subordinate

But...when the crucial moment arises

Both of them rise against me

There is something

if or not l ought to say

Go ahead

Yes

Bring the princess here

Yes

And Chuen Hong too

Yes

Why did you hit me?

You did itfirst

Are you crazy?

You're the one who's insane !

Where are you going?

l...

lt's you !

Our princess missed you so much

Really?

Come with me to see the princess

Princess, it's me Mr. Piggy

Someone has come

Come,you can hide here

Hurry up

and go see my mother Empress

Okay

Get the Tang Priest to the Hall

Yes

Your Highness

Holy Monk

You are not a good master

Your disciple committed crimes

We've got the proof

What are you going to do?

l don't understand. Your Highness

Your disciple PaJe Piggy

He went into the princess' bedroom

He tried to assault her

He broke the vow of a good Buddhist

And ruined her reputation

What should we do?

my disciple would do that

Please check again

The princess arrested him

You can't deny that fact

Holy Monk

You can open the box and see for yourself

Master

Are you sure...

lt's PaJe Piggy

l'm pretty sure it's him

Are you positive

His figure and his face

l'm sure it's him

Whatif you are wrong...

What will happen?

All right, if it's my mistake

l'll give you the permits rightaway

Then you can continue your journey

However if...

lf it's really him what should happen?

We have to accept fate

The Master will stay and marry you

And us the disciples...

We'll take off

Wu Kong

l agree

All right

Let's open the box

Open it

Yes

The court be dismissed

Retire the court...

lt's all your fault, go back

l told you to go back

Who are you?

l'm the thousand year old scorpion spirit

l didn't do anything to you

Why are you here?

To be honest

You want the Tang Priest

l want him more than you do

l want you to do me a favor

No...

l really can't help you

Change...

l changed you into a parrot

My little one, stay on the shelf

Your Highness

Yes?

The Tang Priest is packing

He's leaving tomorrow

The Empress couldn't keep him here

l know

Where is the Tang Priest?

ln the Flower Hostel

l want to see him

l've the means to detain the Tang Priest

He will never get away

You have a way? Your Highness

You mayleave

Yes

Come back

Don't let my mother know

l'm afraid she might be devastated

Yes

Master...

Go over there and check

How did l get here? Your Highness

l rescued you from my mother

l got the permits

and your guarantee

l got it all

You should continue your journey

You're going to release us !

Aren't you afraid of your mother?

l've been thinking for the whole day

The purpose of your journey

beyond consideration

How can l be so selfish !

To delay your honorable pilgrimage

So...l decided to help you

l'm very touched by your greatness

l'm speechless

No more talking

Your disciples are waiting for you

Let me take you there

Yes...

Evil spirit

Where are you going?

Stop it! Wu Kong

Big Brother...

You're crazy

Don't do it. Big Brother

Get out of the way

Please don't do it. Big Brother

Big Brother...

You...

Master, let me lead you away

No...

Let's go...

Go

Big Brother,there is something wrong

by the evil spirit

Where can you go, you witch !

lt's you again!

You have your own way

l have mine

lt's not your business

We took your suggestion

And enraged the Monkey King

He forgave me

l'm an honorable person

the Tang priest...

l will have to fight you

Do you want us to let him go?

Otherwise l will have to kill you both

We can release the Tang Priest

lf you can beat us

All right

Monkey King

Ru Yi Fairy God?

Monkey King

They took your Master into the cave

Where is it?

There is a pond over there

The cave is under the pond

Let me go to rescue Master, Big Brother

PaJe

You'll screw it up again

Big bro, did you forget?

l guarded the sky river before

This little pond is nothing

Here l go! Big Brother

PaJe

Monkey King. Those two monsters

They are a scorpion and a snake

thousand years

The only weapon you can use ...

is the moon king's chicken.

You can go borrow the chicken

l'll help PaJe and protect our Master

Yes

You'll live happily ever after...

lf you promise to marry us

Otherwise...

and leave you under the water

What do you say? Are you willing to die

Or would you like to marry us? Tell us

l'd rather die than get married

You'd give up the great fortune

And choose death

Then l'll grant your wish

Elder sister

He'll agree to us eventually

Did you forget? His three disciples

We've caught them already

Bring them up

Yes

Wu Kong

We'll release them

lf you'll marry us

Otherwise...

All of them will die

lt's my fault

l never expected...

Four of us will die together

Master, please do what they want

We don't want to die

Master,we couldn't complete our task

But we don't deserve to die

Master, please let us live

You're a bunch of cowards

fetch the scriptures?

All right, they will let you go

...if l die

Master, please don't die

Who are you?

Master, don't you recognize me?

Sun Wu Kong is here

Let's go

Are you the real one?

How about you?

l'm the real one

Hundred percent

What a good timing !

They almost fooled me

let's get out of here

Kill our way out

Let's go

Big Brother...

This is terrible, they took Master!

Follow them

Devil spirits !

Let's go

Where are you going?

Please help me

Come on! Fight your way in

All you can think about is the monk

administration is ruined

There is no future for us with you

Come on! We have to get rid of the tyrant

You want to overthrow me

No, we don't want your throne

What do you want?

We want the permits

To let the Tang Priest leave

Why?

Our women nation has always been peaceful

Because of a man...

Everything turns upside down

if he stays

You have to let him go

Otherwise we will make you do it

what else can l possibly say!

l promise to let the Tang Priest go

Mother

My Child !