All language subtitles for Surf.School.2006 [3526875941431].mp4-2025-04-11T20.09.57

[MUSIC]

Okay, we're processing this already over, right?

And you've already got the scholarship to Maryland.

So check this.

I need the call.

There's a club team and we're going to be in the beach that you can play on.

Stay sharp, huh?

Huh?

Come on, honey, it's only six months, right?

The last six months of senior year.

Come on, honey.

It's California.

Isn't it just possible to have a great senior year in California?

Give my support, dude.

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Hey, Barney, didn't they teach you in Maryland not to play with your stick in public?

Yeah, Fred, stop shooting all over our wall.

That dude's like.

Whoa, bro, bro, he's got a stick, man.

Yeah.

Hey, you want to try a real sport?

Let us know.

Yeah, we use our sticks for more important things on this coast.

Surfinges.

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Right?

Time to get in a more trouble.

You're not going to coast here to give us a new job.

I'll see you later.

Mary.

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Go.

Is it over?

Yeah, it's over.

Go.

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Be sure it's good with his stick.

Get your own sticks, really.

He's mine.

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Hey, yo, yo, he's coast.

What's up?

Name's Taz.

Like Taz made him double?

Yeah.

Cool, so I heard that Tyler and his ass clowns gave you

division to welcome.

Oh, yeah.

Nice, guys.

No farther words in heaven.

Please show mercy on the Virgin Larry and allow him to get laid

before he dies of crotch fraud or work.

Larry's the only senior virgin.

The Virgin Larry.

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Get the hell out, man.

No.

I'll be a little freaked.

Don't you have a circus to join?

No.

And here comes Mary.

Don't you have a stick to play with?

Go on, your board, Tyler.

You sure you're a good small, awful man.

You two could be very happy.

Whoa.

I love my board, man.

Total.

Hot.

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Okay.

Fine.

You can have your Virgin Larry.

I'm sure you girls will have plenty of time to bond.

Well, we're partying in Costa Rica.

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Roach.

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Is it over?

Yeah, Roach, it's over.

Dude.

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I hope those ass clowns die in Costa Rica.

Stupid high school surfing championship.

I dreamed about monkeys last night.

They have monkeys in Costa Rica.

I dreamed that, you know, I made friends with one on the senior trip.

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Okay, Larry, you've got to stop with these gay ass dreams.

Seriously?

Have you been reading those hustlers I gave you?

A lot of the pages are stuck together.

Yeah, they do that.

Humidity.

Hey.

Who's that?

Oh, that's my boy, well.

Yeah, he's cool.

Tyler's always trying to suck up the rules, but he likes us.

Yeah.

In the hotie, that's Chica.

New Japanese exchange student.

Ah, it can't speak a word of English, but I'm always waiting on him.

What's up, Ted?

All right.

Hey, you guys, he's a coach.

What's up, man?

All right.

How's that song coming?

He's incredible.

And I really feel in the flow lately, man.

I mean, he's something to make it pop.

Oh, come on, Chief.

Hey, this can freaks me out.

She's like possessed or something.

I'll tell her about Cola Poe, but it means doors.

Oh, for the Poe Tinship.

Tell her you up under that depressed ass badly.

Is that nasty?

Yes?

Hey, I'm mad.

Don't worry about all these clothes here.

It'll really not show like me by talking to me.

So I'm here in the senior trip, his invitation only.

What is that?

I'm going to come on.

This is our glass, too.

We can just sit here while they're partying coast of Chica.

Right?

Yeah, we can.

We ain't going nowhere.

Surf's cool.

Brothers don't surf.

Look, the senior trip is the second week of Easter break.

So go down a week early.

We learn to surf, pull the biggest upset in history,

and then we part our asses off like heroes.

East Coast, what kind of shit you smoking?

Maybe he's right.

I mean, I dreamed about that close to Reiki Monkey again.

Larry, you need to be spanking the monkey, not dreaming about it.

I already found this place to stay.

Dirt cheap.

Come on.

We get one chance senior here.

I mean, let's go for it.

Hey, man, you know, East Coast might have something here.

I get cheeky to go with us on this old road trip.

Get my sushi to go.

Here you go.

I'm down.

Let's do it.

One of what the rest you got.

I won't talk.

See you later, Chica.

See you later, Chica.

Chica.

I do this to you.

I need to sit us out there.

I got you this pretty cactus trip.

Shh.

Shh.

Now, you know, I spoke to you folks who told you.

As you come to be crazy, if you think we're going to let your cute little booty girl close to Reiki.

And that rubber you've been hanging out with is Chostin.

They're not going to need that new sushi yo.

You understand?

I'm going to go for the next one.

I'm going to go for the next one.

I'm going to go for the next one.

I promise.

I swear.

I swear.

I swear.

I swear.

You're going to sleep.

Right here in Laguna.

Now, it's very humid in Costa Rica, so you are going to have to change your underpants at least twice a day.

Now, Lawrence, I know there are going to be lots of pretty young girls there.

What do we think of pretty young girls?

Same spot, mother.

Same spot, mother, daughter.

And what else, baby boy?

Be so books, bitches.

Yes.

And?

Loose versus less elastic.

Yes.

And?

Dollars in the Antichrist.

Yes, and the devil's dog.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my beautiful Lawrence Herrishi opens.

Homiconomics magazines, too.

Of the year.

Get off of your back.

Well, now, either you don't search my bad idea.

OK, yes.

You say I'm a loser.

Yeah, I heard there's this Costa Rican Halloween holiday.

I got a problem with it.

And I ain't got no friends.

But I got a ticket.

And my dentist recommended that I have a underbite.

So it's true, it's true.

Found my way.

And so it's true, it's true.

Everything on the table.

Mommy, what's that?

I'm honey, that's just a toy.

Can I get a toy like that?

You can buy mine.

Take my place in the line.

Take my place in the world.

Took them, take my ride back.

Took them, take away your girl.

They're not the dumb woman.

Found our place in the sun.

See the smile I just saw my first real monkey look.

Larry, forget about the real monkeys.

You're here to get that monkey off your back, all right?

The only word I want to hear out of here about this, beaver.

Got it.

Come on, come on.

The man's hot, rock and roll.

He tells you on your sunscreen.

No way, man, I want to burn.

Mother says the tropical sun can be very dangerous.

Man, feel like myself again getting out there.

Whoo, let's go to the beach.

You want time of this?

You sitting there, Ritalin?

Let's go.

Overweight now.

You guys want to do?

Come on.

He's going to the beach.

Rock, whoa.

Where are you, uh?

Where are you, uh?

That's where.

Hey, this is everywhere.

♪ So, so, so ♪

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪

♪ On the way to meet myself ♪

♪ I'm fine, they find me ♪

♪ Over to free myself ♪

[engine revving]

Oh, oh, oh, it's like a brother's buffet.

Oh, oh, yeah.

What's up?

I'll have the pink.

I'll take the blue.

Oh, oh, I can write a song about that song.

Yummy.

Yummy.

Oh, the home.

Check, please.

I'll take those three to go.

[engine revving]

What I saw in the internet, this place is off the hook.

Larry, there are a ton of monkeys.

Don't even get me started on the chicks.

♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪

♪ Down to me, I'm ready ♪

Oh, okay, just, uh, stick off.

I'm sure there's an explanation.

Look, man, I got you, it's been amazing.

See, she got like three booties,

smashed into one.

♪ Hills, frozen over ♪

Oh, Jim, that's right, cowards.

Be afraid.

Try to even undress her with your eyes,

and I will cut you like siberian feel alive.

Okay, take it easy, Tarzan.

I'll dress her.

Who?

Don't mock me, Jaco.

We both know the object of your teenage loss.

Who?

My little bubbushka.

[speaking in foreign language]

That's good.

Look at those problems.

Oh, hey, Groovy.

The kids are here.

What do you wait for?

Come on in, you little hipsters.

[laughing]

Welcome to Gomule.

Darling, I'll meet you with check-in.

Very well, my deluxe.

Now, look, look at that.

You could tell me that is not on.

Um, yeah.

♪ I'm on my left on the left ♪

♪ And you and I don't look at me ♪

♪ I'm trying to just think about cats ♪

I like people.

I'm people-person.

♪

Check this out.

That was a something.

♪

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

You're like, "Cheers, what could you do?"

I love that G-sting that I could for you.

I love her.

I put it on this morning, but now I can't find it.

He's closed.

I can't stay here.

This is disgusting.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Eventually.

Oh.

JFK MLK, RFK are those bands?

No, it's John F. Kennedy, Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr.,

greatest years of the '60s.

Don't you remember?

No, who?

Come on.

You said right next to me, it's Miss Lipshitz, American History Class.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lopsided Lipshitz, yeah.

Yeah, she was cool.

She gave me my first D-minus.

My mom had that on the fridge for months.

Oh, kids.

Nice to start up close and personal.

I'm Tilly Jones.

And I'm Boris Elish Jones.

And I am the eternally stiff lover of this woman.

Look at you, honey.

Look, look.

Look, look.

Look, look.

Look, look.

Look, look.

Look, look.

Look, look.

Sugar buns.

Look.

I may never get another boner again.

Oh, that's just wrong.

Oh, that's it.

Who's my champion?

Who's my champion?

What?

What?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I'm sitting with her.

Children in the room.

It's so hard for me because I like the girl.

[SIGHS]

Mary, Mary, beaver.

Check it out, Mary.

Oh, last in your face.

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Thank you, Pernie.

Thank you, Pernie.

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Damn, I heard French chicks don't say.

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So what brings your kids to the commune?

That's kind of our senior trip.

Only the other seniors don't really want us here.

All right, taking it to the man.

Well, here with the commune, we take a personal interest

in our gas.

We believe the spirit of the 60 should live on right

on.

Let's see how much your kids really do need to learn.

Huh?

Oh, my skirts are a little short.

Who is this?

That's the dude from the first batman.

Yeah, that's that guy.

That old dude that's got corset tickets at all of Laker's games.

Ding, ding, ding, that would be wrong.

OK.

No, this sweetie is not Jack Nicholson.

He does Richard Nixon ring a bell.

He was the first president to resign.

And so were Watergate.

Nixon was a symbol of everything that

was wrong with America in the 60s.

Flashing peace symbols to the crowd

and dropping bombs on third world countries.

Are we still doing that?

Yeah.

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So you are the virgin boy.

Yeah.

You are sacred in our culture.

It is the highest honor for a woman

to be the first with a virgin boy.

Oh, OK.

Oh, hi, Bernie.

Can't you find a three to swing from?

I see you later, virgin boy.

Thanks for your need.

I don't know if you understand English,

but you were my dream.

Yeah, I got your sexy mother to be.

Most of you standing up in the city.

Oh, man, this is like the ghetto side of the beach.

This is surf school.

I don't see any deaths in pencil sharpeners.

And where's our teacher?

Oh, man, somebody wasted him.

Oh, he's just smashed.

That's a little dolphin.

Back it up.

Backed up all up.

30 blow, huh?

Hello, three wheeling.

Three wheeling.

Hey, wait.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, wake up.

Hey, hey, the guys from the building, you know.

I want to say you're bit of positive.

Oh, hey, man, I can dig it.

Look, I don't know what your mother's told you,

but I can explain the child welfare payment.

We're not your kids.

Well, the guys who sent you the deposit for surf school.

I'm making a little more stress.

All right.

You got the balance, huh?

I take travelers checks.

You don't get nothing until he turns into pros.

Who's said pros?

You're at, remember?

Man, we just wait in our time at the out of here.

No.

He's going to teach us to surf.

Hey, look, you want to drink yourself the death?

That's your choice.

This week, you're going to teach us to surf.

OK, how are you?

I appreciate the incentive.

You got to understand that the old rifters

been down a long time.

And that's got to be what?

1974, huh?

'75?

'76?

Well, campy, '97, '07.

It's 2005.

OK, that's not healthy.

I should know the day by at least 30 years, right?

But what the hell?

You hear?

Why does an old rips to whip you up some mile?

He might hate.

Huh?

You guys want to eat?

I'll make some nice hand-shaped mile.

He might have had.

That would be real.

Wait!

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Peace, sister.

I like to sit in corners when it rains, too.

Bell jar.

I read that once.

It affected me immediately.

Maybe someday you'd like to help me paint one of these.

Or we could play beauty parlor,

do each other's nails, hair, or not?

OK, I got around.

Thanks for the girl talker.

Man, it's tough.

Storms are tense.

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[LAUGHTER]

We love the rain.

We love to get mad.

Are you a naked star, boy?

We love American surf, boy.

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Those chicks were still in high-sea melted our brains.

They love American surfers.

Definitely you could even get in a surfers paradise,

but I guess we are a barness.

Not for long.

It's going to my gun.

Come into my glowing for this, no one.

Please, dear.

Help us, God told mortal.

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Something dead fish?

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Ah, no.

You are getting out chicks here?

Course, I want to see my sea step.

Where is she?

Right there.

But it's mild for the American boys.

Thought.

Huh?

OK, screw this.

I'm going home.

No, hey.

It's ass?

He's not going anywhere.

We came here to have the time for lives.

We're going to have it.

And we're going to make the party right here at the dead fish.

Guys, when we start surfing, they're

going to see that we're the real deal.

And I would guess if they're going to want to party with us.

You know?

I mean, they're going to know that we're obviously

the coolest.

The party's going to come last.

I know, but you guys, but I'm feeling

the heck of a lot better about it, aren't you?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Ghostman.

Ghostman.

Oh, come back.

Come back, Ghostman.

Ah, rip.

[LAUGHS]

Stop for surf school.

Do I know you, man?

Surf school's up in here, do you?

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No way you think real surfers would call you freaks.

That's easy, yeah.

Barney's Fred, Wally's.

Each store of swannabes, posters, Gilligan's,

weeb, Daryl, Dewey's, got him to tune in.

OK, let's go.

Nice.

All right, good.

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[GASP]

[GASP]

All right.

Wine, Dexter.

Right, just down, then.

You may see a wave out there.

But real surfers, they see an A-frame.

A steakhouse.

Cool, it's fried.

Pennsylvania pencil cases.

Among gole and bastard, baby.

Delta perked asshole.

A monkey tail.

A Chinese roasted baby koala, man.

An onion, barn covered with garlic butter.

A flamingo tip, man.

Is there a hyphen and flamingo tip?

Shut up, Larry.

Sorry.

Come on, go on here, Borg.

I want to see you on your board.

It's all about touch, Larry.

You got to feel that wave, man.

You got to reach out there and find its G spot

and touch it like it's your dirty little girlfriend.

Waves are like women.

They got lots of curves.

They're slippery when they're wet.

And if you don't ride them the right way,

they're going to pound your man.

I think I've picked jokes, right?

Look, Larry, if you're going to rip with the big boys,

you got to learn to understand women.

Not the best advice rips are due to total virgin.

Jim and only booty ko, he's ever seen star Jamie Fox.

Is that true, Larry?

No, actually, I didn't catch booty ko.

I didn't say to your review course.

And mother thinks Jamie Fox is a potty man.

Larry, are you a virgin, man?

Yes.

Wow, man.

I haven't seen one of you around here since Grindr

teeth Mary took out a little Jim and McGee

behind the dumpster at the pomegranate hut.

Had you become a washed up old wine out?

Taz?

We looked out.

It's one world championship 1989.

It was just disappeared.

Your parties don't know about the legend of it.

Girls, baby.

Dead babe?

Oh, I'm afraid.

She was quite alive to me.

My young understanding.

She's like hotter than panel hands.

Just a few thousand degrees hotter.

Raw.

So there I am, the surf god.

It's a round of my disciples were all the sudden--

Pow.

She floats right by me like a car on a cloud.

And all I can remember is that soft and toxicating

breeze left behind.

It looked like the good lord himself

had baked those hot plants.

The breasts and perfect alignment, exactly the same size.

There were nothing short of.

Wait.

Wait.

Well, we made love every minute, every day.

She gave me fook massages.

It's brushed my hair.

She made my clothes.

And in between, she would feed me grapes.

Make me my ties.

Feed me quarter pounders with cheese.

Sounds like a keeper.

How's it at?

Some surfers were hanging out down on the beach.

So I walked over and--

And what?

And then they left me.

They had no idea who I was.

I had vanished for 10 years.

Why would the laugh it just because it disappeared?

Oh, is it man?

It's just nervous.

Giggles and stuff?

It helps me.

It helps me.

[SINGING]

Oh, natural spirit.

Father, son, sister Moon, reach your hand down to us

and touch us with your loving light.

Touch our souls deeply.

For worse, I swear Tilly's off limits.

We'd set that, but the sweetest chicks.

Sweetest girl is a copy-yarr of a girl.

Go.

Let us feel the warmth.

Bloody.

I could just take a peek.

No, peep.

No peeping from my butt shack.

Thank you for sharing this lovely light and love time.

We are finished.

Oh.

Ready?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Behold hands, yeah.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, come as high.

[SCREAMING]

Do I look fatness?

Oh, God.

Oh, oh, oh.

I can tell that peeping is happening.

It's OK, boys.

They wouldn't.

You're a good boy.

I like you.

That is why I am so happy to put you onto the road

to a manhood like my father.

Put me onto that road.

Do you have father?

No.

Mother says he was bells of up to brother.

[LAUGHTER]

So I feel well.

How'd you buy a three to swing from?

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Gracias.

Mucho gusto.

I will see you at this thing along.

The thing along.

Drink that milk.

It's good.

That is very fun.

Good milk.

Here's the way we die.

Sometimes you are so scared that you've got to die.

You can make the mountains ring.

Or make the angels cry.

Why is it that the angels continue to cry like that?

Well, the bird is on the wing.

And you may not know why.

Why is it that birds fly?

Come on, people now.

Come on, you brother, everybody got together.

Try to love one another right now.

One more time, just my beautiful sweet,

Helga Belga-Unte Selga.

Come on, people now.

Smile on your brother, everybody.

Get together.

Try to love one another right now.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh.

This is my favorite verse who wants to try it.

Who wants to serenade mama tilly?

You're loved here.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

If you hear the song I sing, you understand.

You hold the key to the vampir.

Holding your trembling hand.

Just one key unlocks them both.

It's their at your command.

Come on, people now.

Smile on your brother, everybody get together.

Try to love one another right now.

Come on, people now.

Smile on your brother, everybody.

Get in the job of love.

What about D'Arsto?

She was definitely handling her business last night.

Total potential.

That's that job of girl.

That's what I was trying to tell you.

Yeah, she was cool.

Take it out.

Spot, guys.

How sweet.

Ladies must be on your honeymoon.

Yeah, it looks like four brides to be.

Barney goes to Costa Rica.

Do you get Gilligan's actually

think you have a chance in this contest?

I know we do.

Whoa.

That dude is intense, man.

Shut up, bro.

Oh, wow, it's all good, bro.

But don't you think it's time you drop the whole affirmative

action thing and come kick it with the real players?

Come on.

Play with that.

Bam.

Total dis, man.

Road shut up.

Bam.

That's cool, man.

Total dis, man.

Bam.

Road shut up.

Bam.

Yeah.

See in the water tub.

That's fine.

You losers for more humiliation?

You got it.

You brought your own pussy.

You started off finishing, bro.

Consider it started, bro.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Whoa, peace, dude.

OK.

Is it over yet, man?

No, dude.

It's not over.

Ah, ah.

You guys ready to learn to surf?

Hell yeah.

You see all the honeys over at the surfers paradise, bro?

Well, you're not riding any of them honeys.

Do you ride this honeys right here?

So the only honeys you need to be focusing on right now

is that a honeys right there, windy the poo?

Sauce with those wings, bro.

All right.

Don't forget, bros.

You got to crest that wave like a soggy monkey, man.

Road, stroke, stroke, stroke.

Come on.

Hey, I ripped.

It's got a little warmer over here.

It's Josh, just take a piss.

No, that was me, bro.

Sorry.

Well, look at you.

Up, then floating.

Hey, Larry, are you strong?

I'm with man.

You're getting the hang of the hair, dude.

Oh, yeah.

Just, you shred.

You shred.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

You eat.

Maybe this will be drippled a little bit on the board.

And that may be getting enough compost to--

Oh.

Is that what love looks like?

No, seven boy.

I am the queen of Samba, came.

I'm really sure what that looks like.

Oh, come, go.

Oh, come, go.

We have company.

Boy check.

I've been looking for you.

Let's go.

We have worked to go.

You know how difficult it is for me to leave you like this?

Come, but it's my heart.

He needs you too.

Have you touched a war?

Like my mom?

You want to touch your mom?

God, no.

Good.

That's good.

I can help you.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You were amazing last night.

Your voice is perfect.

You and Mo probably keep me up really rock much.

You know, before I moved over to Laguna,

I kind of had a mate in my old school.

And my boys were in the show.

We were Tyler.

Well, my dick, my Tyler.

Yeah, people like Larry and Taz.

I like you.

I guess I noticed you guys out in the fringes,

but I guess I didn't really notice.

It spent too much time.

I only got my biceps in the whole North Rustic, I guess.

Now, I'm came one year.

I know what that feels.

So you ever want to talk.

Oh.

You have an amazing voice.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Check it out.

You're a pain girl.

Totally cool with the tip.

Those hooders.

I'm down, man.

Your white boy rushed too much.

You got to be like a brother.

You got to eat then.

That's a bad do-all-good work.

Watch this.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This is a new thing.

Yeah, me too.

Love it.

Well, then maybe we should join the party.

Yeah, you can fit.

I think you wore it.

Oh, yeah.

I think it's really cool the way you European girls are so

free with your bodies.

Yeah, American chicks are all up tight with their hooders.

They won't even show them unless they have like full access

webpage of the being filmed for girls going wild.

The breasts are no big deal.

Just skin.

Yeah.

We have nipples.

You have nipples.

American men seem to get so crazy over bread.

Well, we're not your typical American men.

I mean, we barely even noticed you.

Perfect, symmetrical.

The mouth watering.

Herky.

Yeah, we're very European when it comes to that.

You could just whip them out and smack them in the face with

them right now.

And I wouldn't notice would you?

No.

We can be free with you and not free.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

How's it going, bros?

Poor?

Yeah, man.

The board.

I cut it myself.

It's a six footer.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

It's got some tasty curves.

It's kind of firm.

But yet it feels real nice in the hand.

You got to make sure you treat it like a lady.

Stimulate it.

Make sure the nipple doesn't get dirty.

Move the damn board.

Yeah.

You want to be able to caress it.

And call it names like, "Hello, Sally.

How are you today?"

Hey, you, uh, you girls want to come for some mahi mahi?

Mahi mahi?

I'll see you, church, Mela.

Thanks.

Vigo, bekimmy shopping now.

Not to come.

Come on, six pack.

You got to loosen up.

It's like you're blow drying your hair,

and you got to set it free.

It's Kenny G. Time, man.

Whoa.

Great movement.

We're kind of conditioner you using, man.

Do you like?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, you guys want to see a triple-far mumble?

Could you voice a spreas?

Spreas?

Oh, that was a nice one.

You take hold.

I'll take some.

We'll split them out.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

It feels so flat.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

Come on.

Had to like an altar boy at a private community.

I love that game's American Boys and Girls Play.

That is the code?

Volleyball?

Did it poker?

[LAUGHTER]

That's a zero body fat stand and deliver.

I see just like candy.

Oh, yeah.

That's my tazzy.

And hi.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

In the water.

Come on, Padsie boy.

Yeah.

Sweet like a candy bar.

Oh, shit.

Hair noose, daddy.

[LAUGHTER]

Don't think I have a nice ass, right?

I'm not looking, man.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Pee!

He fell as believe in fairy tales.

Because I think we got a real Cinderella story

happening here.

My boy, Taz, you can really shred, brother.

And I'm not talking about spoon-sized shredded wheat.

I'm talking about this cat soaking up all the mail.

And you there, hair dude.

If you could just loosen up just a little bit,

that would be real sweet.

My brother.

Oh, my dear brother.

You are one.

You see water wing away from getting a whole thing.

Larry, your pals are so dried up.

I can see them swinging off my rearview mirror.

Half way to Turkey.

Forest says he has big plans for me to measure.

Yeah.

Well, he better.

Competition starts tomorrow.

All I want to know is after we keep major ass out there,

let's go space and show up.

Oh, my God.

Go, spade.

You're not out of here, will I?

Then he's wiping.

Hey, you boys, you want to come by for some sushi tonight?

Hm?

Hand-make it.

Put all the little peeks together.

How about tonight's Mahi Mahi?

Oh, that's a dingle, Barry.

Well, as you know, every revolution

requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield.

So Boris and I whipped up a little something

that might even be odds tomorrow.

What is this?

Microscopic crabs.

Kind of tough to focus on here surfing

when you got those cute little critters dancing in shorts.

In 1971, they put the crabs like that

into the juxtap of President Nixon.

I was tellboy in Iraq at club.

And there is famous film of Nixon shaking

the hand of Chinese Premier.

And then immediately, he scretches his balls.

Those are my crabs.

On his balls.

And on that note, come in.

Stuck his scratch and tie, right?

Nice, good marks, dude.

I want you to wear these gloves when you stink loudly,

because they are clean and simple and good and so

this is a little slurry.

I will.

Thank you, Mr. Boris.

No, kiss my pink.

Foolish girl.

He could never love you.

I will not not choose this broppie.

Take it up.

[LAUGHTER]

OK, you will current the punctures.

You're so good with you.

You know, you look down a little bit.

Right next to daddy.

And what does that little piggy sleep in?

Sleep isn't daddy's pet.

I can't take this anymore, you guys.

I'm serious.

The Boris, I'm so hilarious.

Boy chick is becoming a man right now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious?

Pull on, bone in.

We go slowly.

We like to begin with the erotic spanking.

Oh, yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, God, you're touching.

You're so good.

Almost otherworldly.

Oh, it's like I've waited my whole life for this moment.

You and my dream come true.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, you're a goddess.

You're my goddess.

Yeah.

Oh, spanking.

Dank it.

Yeah.

Oh.

[LAUGHTER]

Hone, oh, that's right for wild animal.

Yeah.

[LAUGHTER]

He's the Boris.

I've been looking at a lover for you.

They're cute, they're big.

Tell me who's big.

[LAUGHTER]

Yeah.

My brothers.

Say hello to your little friend.

Oh, big V, you to man.

Mariano was amazing.

You were amazing anymore.

You set me free.

I'm a man.

But first, your boy, he cannot be.

I have not yet begun to say, good, huh?

What?

Well, then who is the honey were in the silk lumps?

Who is that that you give the silk love to?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]

I guess you got the cheese, too.

It's cheese.

Her ribs?

You just can't carry you with last night.

Oh yeah.

Something burning my balls.

Oh yeah.

Where won't?

[GASP]

Say no, stop your mind.

I'm not a poncho.

I'm good at a few.

Oh, god.

Whoa.

Dude, what a large boy.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Hi, I'm Roberto Puerto Rico Maria Francesco,

not so a lot of Mexico.

They are so seminar and welcome to Baye,

your typical surica, birthday 2005, international high school

surfing, show me how to choose.

[CHEERING]

So I took a little favor for you, Simon.

Now, I'm your looking so beautiful today.

And I'm so glad that you're all here.

Just see me looking so cute in this carpet.

I know.

Hey, Larry.

Did you have a wild night last night?

Pick the please from your pubes, too.

Keep on scratching, Tyler.

Well, ladies and final humiliation begins.

Congratulations, man.

Now you better hope when the solver's at a Larry's

new girlfriend has friends.

I feel blessed up, why not?

I know a little surfer, rather like he wants.

Duke Kowalski.

You know what I did to him?

A superglued is nutsack to the back of a mat, he mat.

You know what that does to a nutsack son?

Bouncing up and down on the waves.

One day, you're like a little 19-year-old pitch sack.

Next day, you're an 80-year-old mongo sack.

You know what kind of pain that is, son?

That's like sitting in a dark corner,

seeing how many onion rings you can stack on your shaft.

Except you forgot to let him cool off first.

Now, Lengine has him on a hot summer night when the moon's

just right.

You can hear old dirt screaming in the dark.

Will the moth, he mopped his lap and--

[SCREAMING]

All right, you-- why are you not going off?

Larry, happens to the best of us.

Did I ever tell you, son, that I used to be a sheep farmer?

Hey, Doc, snitch-zied!

All right, that's the right.

Oh, amazing.

I think I have a couple of buns for that snitch, son.

Oh, I'm so glad it's in today.

I'm on fire.

I'm on fire.

Put me up.

You better go talk to your troops, Captain.

You know, guys, I-- I'm a little sump-sump plan

to save you guys.

But I think if we learn anything from Tilly and Boris,

it's a history's worth saying.

Because I don't know about you guys,

but I don't want to look back on today.

Many a year from now.

I've been thinking to myself that I could

treat all the days from this date of that.

For one chance.

Just one chance to come back here to this beach

and tell these arstrons that they

may try to take our pride, but they will never take.

Oh, scew!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Whoa!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm pretty decent brave hard day.

Jordan, Jordan, I know you're on an inspirational role,

but I don't think this is going to work with me.

I had my first erotic spanking from a gym last night.

Everybody on this beach knows it.

Even their mother's knowing it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, we best want to stir, Pim.

Hello, Lanny.

What does he hate me?

He hates me, no.

Oh, come on, precious pants.

He just needs a little time.

And now, our defending champions from the United States

of America, the country bringing democracy to the world,

one invasion on a time, ladies and gentlemen,

from California, it's like, well, these high school,

let's give it up for Tyler Masters.

Whoa!

Yes!

And Larry, you're going to be my understudy.

If anything happens to any one of these fellas,

you're going in.

If somebody breaks a leg, twists an ankle, blows a spleen.

I'm talking about someone getting their buck teeth caught

on a ferris wheel.

You're going in there, little head chalk.

Do you understand me?

Yes.

Larry, I don't hear you.

Yes, sir.

The beautiful boys, we run our delicious sculpted

melphodys on the horn.

Ready?

Set.

Blow!

Oh, look at that, we're all-- look at the ride.

Look at the ride.

Oh, we used it for it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

Watch him learn, Mary.

It looks like the cucostery can

is giving my beloved homeland an early jump on the competition.

Very beautiful, my brother.

I definitely sense the between those two beautiful Americans

to eat those null and flag love.

The full-to-age master takes the first wave.

Oh, he's so beautiful and I rough and mirroring away.

Now, we're only waiting on Laguna B. Sullivan

to shake what his mother gave him.

What did he waiting for?

Don't be shy, baby, be beautiful, but it's all guy I can let him do.

Here we go, sweet.

Come on, you're in your force.

And beautiful toward the knees, up and standing.

Going, going, and going, and going, wave out.

Not so sweet, baby.

Light the little man.

I've come on, little hedgehog.

I told you the man if anything happens out there, right?

If somebody gets sick, you're in, man.

Oh, cheer up, Larry, man.

Hey, you ever play snap and sponge tape?

Yes, it seems very difficult for the new boys from Laguna B.

I hear that they just learn to surf.

They're trying so hard.

Oh, big of a boy of five.

What they first say, a competition.

Sure, I feel that all of your boys were just so always the word I'm asking for.

Be beautiful.

Now, let's go up on the beautiful boys.

Come on.

Hey, I thought to you clapping puppy with the deals.

When I say clap, you clap, OK?

Simon says, this is Simon.

All right.

All right.

All right.

OK, let's go, guys.

Now, let's check out these score boards.

It looks like the very most beautiful and currently

the first place team is none other than the family champion, Laguna B.J.

We'll Laguna B.J. hang on for a second straight title.

Will they look sexy doing it?

Will Batman escape the clutches of the pavement

and run off with his crazy boyfriend Robin?

I don't know.

We're just at the city I'll turn tomorrow.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So, I'll do it tomorrow.

This is Roberto Puerto Rico, Maria Francesca.

Mac Timo, they are so similar, staying steady.

Be beautiful.

Come on, you guys, huh?

Well, I see you got two choices here.

You can sit around on Mopie face like your grandmother just

got her ass cheek ripped off by a hammerhead shark.

Or you can hope that tomorrow the surf gods grant you a tasty

curl out there, all right?

Everybody in right now.

Come on.

Oh, no, no, no.

We're going to win this thing.

I'm talking about a big wave.

Come on, big wave.

Yeah, yeah.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Wait.

Yeah.

[LAUGHS]

Well, the Laguna Barney's man is not to drown.

It's impressive.

So make sure you guys come to the dead fish tonight

to celebrate.

Her Theta's giving lap dances.

Better than a chimp.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't old Southern Cali again, aren't you--

running a little late for your spray on tan appointment,

your old riptors got a little beach recipe for you.

First, you had a little take a hike and you

blended a little asshole.

You know what I call it?

Take a hike asshole.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

No, I'm nuts.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

The boys will need a special support tonight.

Yeah?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Good night.

You can be special in the theme and--

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're the victory tomorrow.

Yeah, right.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh my god.

It almost looks like Doris.

It is Doris.

What did I tell you?

Po, t'chill.

Wow.

It really is you.

What happened?

You guys happened.

I, uh, I figured you guys needed a little pick me up

for tomorrow, unless you want to do new yoga with Tilly Morris.

No, no, no, please, no, stay.

What you want to do?

I'm going to rock the house.

And then you guys are going to rock those ass clowns tomorrow.

Understand?

Come on, Mo.

We got some rehearsing to do.

I'm going to introduce you guys to someone who's inspired us

off.

My jump ball, pair.

Give it up for Doris.

[APPLAUSE]

[APPLAUSE]

This song is dedicated to my favorite surf team, the Laguna Beach

Bees.

Now, some of you guys may think the bee stands for Barney,

but I think it stands for Brilliant and Brave and Balsey.

This one's for my freaks.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Love is birth song we sing ♪

♪ Fears the way we die ♪

♪ You can make them mountaintry ♪

♪ Or make the angels cry ♪

♪ Though the bird is on the way ♪

♪ New and I know why ♪

Come on.

I really did deploy it.

I mean, I'm not going to win, but share here.

♪ You get together ♪

♪ Try to love one another man ♪

You know, we get back.

You should hang out with us.

Maybe they're almost finished with your charity work here.

♪ But I'm all my son ♪

Mmm.

I mean, you're just new.

We don't know who go you were.

Well, I knew.

So what do you say you go for Joaquin Abetian and talk some more?

♪ Try to love one another man ♪

I don't think so.

See, um, I'm doing that with the other freaks.

♪ There we go, try to love one another man ♪

♪ Oh no, love no, love no ♪

[APPLAUSE]

♪

♪ What's going on ♪

♪ Get down with the fuck on ♪

♪ You're a... ♪

Doris.

♪ Live and Costa Rica ♪

♪ You're a... ♪

♪ You're a... ♪

♪ You're a... ♪

You're amazing.

♪ You're a... ♪

Actually, I'm here.

Mmm.

♪ You're a... ♪

You know, um, I'm not so amazing.

See, even if I hadn't had taken that valve silence,

I don't think I would have given you the time of day.

♪ But you like you so, yeah ♪

♪ Wait for the two minutes, man ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

You would have been just another stupid shallow jock.

♪ You're a... ♪

[LAUGHS]

Wow.

That's pretty cool.

And, um...

What about now?

♪ You're a... ♪

♪ You're a... ♪

Well, now I realized how stupid and shallow I was.

♪ You're a... ♪

I realized that the day that you came and talked to me at the beach.

You cared.

♪ You're a... ♪

And I was wrong about you.

♪ You know, I, uh...

♪ You know, I, uh... ♪

I'm respectin' when you remember mistakes.

♪ You know, I, uh... ♪

Especially when she looks like you.

♪ That's what I know ♪

♪ You know, I know ♪

Did I say that you weren't shallow?

No.

No. No, I think...

I think you said you're glad you've been wise enough to give me the time of day.

And, um...

♪

Guess what time it is?

I...

What time is it?

♪ You... ♪

♪ All that I knew ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You'll make my bibles ♪

♪ You won't see me lose ♪

♪ All that have to go ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

What?

What are you taking me?

Where every man in this far dreams of going...

There's no use finding.

You are always tonight!

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

♪ You can't really do the more ♪

You can't really do the more.

What?

Really? I can't.

You might!

[screaming]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

This has been very hard on her.

She's a hot chip. She'll find someone else, right?

Then there is a big pimp.

No, Larry.

Becoming a man has nothing to do with down there.

It doesn't?

No.

If that was what we needed most, we could take care of that.

I was so...

Oh.

I think Taz has that model.

[laughing]

No, see, most American men don't know what a man is.

The kind of men we want is here.

You are, you go scout, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You score 1600 on your SAT, yeah?

Yeah.

You've been home economic team of year, yeah?

Yeah.

This is great man.

[laughing]

I want you to go in there winners today.

Board's high, short slow.

Big love.

Hope I'm not overdressed.

I could change.

I feel like my IQ has dropped 100 points in this thing.

Yeah, IQ looks amazing in this.

I thought you guys needed at least one groupie.

See you the one.

All out of beautiful people and welcome to my second and final day of competition here at the end.

I'm here at the International High School surfing championship.

Whoa.

[cheering]

Doris.

[music playing]

I can't be hurt.

Oh, that's her coming.

[music playing]

I love you.

Hey, Rit.

Remember us?

No, go.

I think I'll give you guys some space.

We'll look on a A, be able to hold on, or he's an upset brewing in the chunky soup, but the Pacific Ocean.

There's only one way to tell.

So ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to shine?

Guys, try.

[music playing]

You know what would make me so happy?

If you thought about me while you were out there.

[music playing]

Okay, Rit.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

Oh, oh, I got in my way like that one, except this lid was frying.

Oh, that is a wipe out for the good of AIDS rush.

I love you.

[music playing]

[laughing]

Tastes!

What a little!

It's a little!

It's a little, but it's a 360.

[laughing]

Let's go!

Go to see it's really big, but beautiful out there today.

Bring it home to my box!

Tastes on, ladies.

[cheering]

Good work!

And the little, who the ace food is up?

You are my worry.

I don't like this guy.

You don't like that guy?

He is up, and he is up, and he is up, and look at what we have here.

He's shorted something!

Isn't those farthest on my door?

Look at him!

So high, Tim!

Oh, he's only for life, and looking for a trick!

Shh!

[music playing]

Wait!

They're gonna be shorted, so that plays that power for big,

but beautiful for life.

Look at him, Tom!

I'm surprised, I'm the first!

I am the first!

[cheering]

But for the rest of the competition,

it is Wipeout City today!

Yes, they all fall down!

Only the will be is looking very beautiful!

What a beautiful comeback!

I suck at this!

You need to find a sub for me.

Wait a minute, man.

Nobody gets subbed out, Lester.

Oh, Jordan, if I go back out there, we're gonna lose.

Oh, we need somebody to surf.

Right?

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

I said!

I said!

I said!

Chica, baby!

How'd you get in?

I can't help!

I said!

I said!

Come on, we don't have to miss, man.

What do you want to know?

I'm gonna find a van and it's there.

Okay, okay, I gotta do it.

I bet it!

I bet it!

You're hungry!

Don't go in, Tom, what's it?

You?

Got?

You're hungry, I'm hungry.

A baby.

Turtle?

I'm hungry, that's it.

In your underpants?

Hmm.

To be Japanese?

No, man.

I, um, bet.

Tick, tah, tah, tah, pah!

Okay, uh, I,

Best,

Shit,

Surfer.

Oh, Japan, man.

Yeah, I got that.

So you tell us you're surfed.

Wait a way, you really shred?

I really shred.

What's get her in there then?

Yeah, man.

Damn, baby, we can do the whole note on it.

Hold it, BAM.

Give me a shirt.

What a joke.

Yeah, now that's some tasty sushi.

You're fresh.

Oh, he let it shut up, man.

We have a very important announcement.

Okay, so you're yours.

Let's go, jigga!

Mr. Mopiterson from the Gonna P has said to have suffered a terrible

groin pull on my pork chocolate bag base.

I have to go over there later and fix it for him.

But it says here that Mr. Mopiterson shall be replaced by a

very beautiful Asian baby, Chica Matsumoto.

I love it.

I find them really beautiful for me.

I remember my first summer in Bangkok,

always Mr. Kwong, but you know, this is nothing time.

This is nothing place.

This is nothing else.

Well, man, she can shred, man.

She can really, really shred.

Look at the way she got through her water.

It's like a dinner station.

Do you have a prompt date?

Oh, prompt?

Look one of these tingles.

It's making jumps.

So we have a big competition.

You go, man.

You go, no way.

We need this.

Oh, color, be crazy.

But I think we have a very beautiful contest.

And I'll get here today.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Wrong.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, man.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, amigos.

It comes down to our final set to determine our new champions.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So I want you, East Coast.

All right, kick some ass out there, man.

Excuse me, I believe I'm still in the roster.

Well, Harry, I'm ready to risk.

What y'all put up in my boy?

Nothing there wasn't already there.

Listen, guys, I was everybody's whipping boy for the last 17 years.

I can see all along, I've been in there.

Straight A since first grade.

In Eagle Scout, 1600 on my SATs, the home economics team

of the year.

And still, it took me 17 years for me to finally accept that I

am the man.

Yeah, you did.

So welcome to my coming out party.

Thanks, sir.

Thanks, up, Ross.

Good man, Larry.

Thanks, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very surprising substitution.

It's so over.

For the gonna be, would be an over-to-be.

Wait, an eye-o-o-o-o-o-o.

If don't worry about it, name.

Well, Eddie, I know that you are men.

Go in hell.

It's hell.

Go in the bright lady.

So history, Virgin Larry.

I have a little sushi party in my house tonight.

You girls and a little mauci mauci.

You know Tyler, you're fine, correct?

The only A you've ever gotten in your entire academic life was

a ninth grade American leader of Japan.

So, like that matters here.

It means that the only reason you got that A was because you

forced me to do your town paper on James Fenamont Cooper.

Huh?

Right.

But most of all, it means that in the past your greatest

success was totally dependent on me providing a good work.

See, whether you realize it or not, that dependence

is embedded in your psyche.

What's it doing?

This play with his mind.

Keep down, you know me, you're not worth it.

Underneath that cool, surfer exterior, you know the ego

deflating truth.

You can't compete with me.

You never could.

On land or its seat.

You see Tyler, you're a complete idiot.

And it's payback time.

And payback is hell.

Please, after you.

[MUSIC]

Let it go, Centre.

Let it go, get picked up.

And Masters takes the first wave.

It doesn't like that guy.

That guy has eyebrows on her eyes.

You don't plag, hold up.

What's he doing?

Whoa, Masters plays it very safe on that one.

Not very beautiful at all.

I don't think that all the press did just as too much at all.

Even this one, a complete idiot.

You call that surfer Tyler?

Maybe through the surfer we play a little snap, sponge cake.

Two, snap, sponge cake girl.

So now it's all up to the good of these, Lord's Rachel base.

What appears to be meditating or something.

We're not going to have sex, are we?

You are a man without sex.

But we would do what you want.

I want.

I rematch a twister.

[LAUGHTER]

And for a twister, you'll bake it up.

Oh my god.

It is amazing.

They'll be fun.

They got the same.

Yeah, I am sure.

I'm sure.

I'm sure.

I'm sure.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You are my twister.

I am sure.

You are my twister.

You are my twister.

I'm sure.

You are my twister.

You are my twister.

They reach friends.

Yes, not a sme.

It is a sme.

You're right.

These waves like the king of the sea.

The waves are crazy over there.

Okay.

May we.

Good job, your twister.

Stop ready.

I've got a different pile of scores.

So here we go.

I tell you the winner.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.

Like I'm doing.

[CHEERING]

And you knew.

2005.

It's the last of all.

High school, something champion.

It's none other than everybody's favorite underdogs.

Look on a big boy baby.

[CHEERING]

I'm so proud of you, Burchin.

And put out.

That is right.

That's right.

Thanks.

[CHEERING]

Shoot.

[CHEERING]

That's right.

Oh, I knew you were the one that liked me.

I thought of a joke.

Let's go, steady.

[CHUCKLING]

So what's up, Larry?

Where are we going tonight, you know what?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's heavy, eh?

This is my sh*t.

[CHUCKLING]

It's cool, bye bye.

[CHUCKLING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHUCKLING]

Come on, deserve a blast.

Your brother sucks ass.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Now it's turned on, baby.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Another game at Twister.

I'm a good guy, Larry.

You make love to you.

All day.

All night.

You will be a great man in bed, y'all.

Yeah.

From virgin to God.

No, Jordan, I think this trip has been really good for me.

I don't need my redo in anymore, I feel.

No, I feel like a new man.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

Don't spain.

I told you.

You see it appears before champions, and then leads in the room,

bro.

You look at how old you are.

So it actually seemed like it was shagging on the hammer 24/7

for a decade, don't, right?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what it seemed like.

I'll see you guys on 2015.

Dolan.

Dolan, shredder.

No.

You're gonna get poultry guys to talk.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm gonna miss that honey, little devil.

You got him?

Oh, my bro.

Oh, yeah.

I'll meet him by the tent.

OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I want to follow that at your girlfriend.

I'll be over here, man.

All right, man.

Uh-huh.

Listen, bro.

There's an old saying.

That's a surfer's usual.

Somebody helps.

Pull you out of rough water.

It's, uh, Oma, Kamawa, Imawawa, Tima.

Oh, it's, uh--

Oh, what call?

My aa, tamaa.

Imawawa, aa, aa.

Ah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, oh, mama, aa.

What's with my aa?

Oh, aa.

Yeah, I just got--

Oh, what is that mean?

It means, uh--

Thanks.

Ah.

Big wave.

I gotta go.

Go, sp--

[SCREAMING]

Wet!

Thank you for helping me.

Love the spark.

My pleasure, baby.

Thank you for helping them.

Thank you.

Boy, check.

I want you to know that you are so locked in my heart

and you will always be great men.

Always.

Thank you, boys.

All right, man.

It's necessary, my brother.

Sayonara, sweetie.

Right back atcha.

My sweet joke.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for making us happen.

Thank you all for restoring our faith in America's youth.

Yeah.

You all have the spirit of the sixties living in you.

Even if you didn't want to blow anything up.

They stood up to the man.

You made the world a better place.

We are so proud of you.

Yeah.

So please, you come back and you see us real soon.

You hear me?

Come visit us too.

That will not be possible.

We were a little more destructive than you kids.

Yeah.

We possibly have a few outstanding warrants waiting for us.

Yeah.

Just like that.

It's a big tie.

Oh, let's reveal.

Let's see.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

So after this, we get to check on the hammock 24/7, right?

Cool.

Knock yourself out, Shawnee.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Come back.

Come back.

Come back.

Come on, people.

Come on, you brother.

Everybody get together.

Try to love one another right.

Come on, people now.

Smell all your brother and everybody get together.

Try to love one another right now.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, people now.

Smell all your brother.

Everybody get together.

Try to love one another.

Right now, baby.

What the hell is going on?

Come on, people now.

Come on, you brother.

Everybody get together.

Try to love one another right now.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I just macked my first curly fry with a waffle cone.

Twisted around with a double header, a double bubble,

a mac cake, and a three pound thunder buster.

Clench my first world tie.

[LAUGHTER]

Little hedgehog, mop, he mop, he right here on the beach.

How about you there, sea urchin, mop, he mop, he hair dukes.

You like fresh fish?

I form a real sweet bag with my own hands.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, that's something.

You want to get it?

You want to get something?

[LAUGHTER]

Damn it!

I'm sorry, I don't think you can hard hard fast.

Yeah?

Oh, that's it.

Who's my champion?

Who's my champion?

[LAUGHTER]

Who's my champion?

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey guys, it's not a porno!

[LAUGHTER]

I like it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm fine, I'm fine with you.

The rich is a free person.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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