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Gee whiz.
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The Harvest Festival
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was a real triumph.
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We had over
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eighty thousand people
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in attendance,
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which surpassed our
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wildest expectations.
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I would like to
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specifically
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single out Leslie Knope.
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I speak for the mayor,
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city council,
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and all of Pawnee
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when I say we
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can't wait to see
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what the heck
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you're going to do next.
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Step on up here, Les.
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Thank you.
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Paul, are you okay?
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Uh...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Holy!
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Oh, my God.
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Call 911!
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That was the second
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most awkward way
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a man has ever
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grabbed my breast.
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All right, guys.
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Everybody, listen up.
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Just a few notes
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about our camping
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retreat tomorrow.
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We're all gonna meet here
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and leave as a group
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at 6:45 a.m., promptly.
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Why are we doing this?
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Harvest Fest is over.
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We do not wanna
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have a sophomore slump.
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This camping trip is
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our chance to think
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of some really big ideas.
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Why don't you just tell us
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what our next project is,
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and I'll go camping
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by myself.
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Look, I have ideas, Ron.
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Okay? I have, like,
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100 new ideas.
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But the point is,
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the pressure is on.
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We only have one chance
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to make a second impression.
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What portion of
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this camping trip
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will take place outside?
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All of it.
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Pass.
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Can't pass.
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It's a mandatory work retreat.
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I have a question.
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What if we're
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scaling a cliff
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and I start to fall?
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Can I grab onto
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your boob for support?
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No, Tom, don't.
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Her boob kills.
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My boob
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does not kill.
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Paul did not die.
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He had a heart attack,
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which required
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an octuple bypass.
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Besides, the Pawnee Sun said
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that my chest saved his life.
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How's the best municipal
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department in Pawnee?
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That's you guys.
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Paul is going to be
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recuperating for a while.
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So, the mayor asked me
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to step in as City Manager.
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And I of course
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accepted immediately
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because Pawnee is literally
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the greatest
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town in the country.
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Of course,
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I am gonna miss Indianapolis,
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which is the most
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wonderful city in America.
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I'm so excited to be working
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with you all again.
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And Leslie, I cannot wait
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to hear your new big idea.
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I wanna hit
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the ground running,
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and your new mystery project
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is going to be
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the hydration pack
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that gets me to
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the finish line.
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You're all my
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little hydration packs.
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I'm sure I am not.
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Ron.
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Are, too.
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Hydration pack!
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Hey, you gotta hear
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this hilarious story
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that he's telling me.
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Tell her what happened.
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My identity was stolen.
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His identity was stolen.
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Tell her about
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the accounts.
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They were frozen.
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Frozen.
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Bye, Kyle.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, my God.
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How's the coolest
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chick ever?
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Not good.
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What do you mean?
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Leslie's making us go
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on a camping retreat.
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That's awesome.
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Camping's the best.
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Camping sucks.
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It's super boring.
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And you can see the stars,
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which I hate.
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They're creepy.
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I love camping.
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I bet you I can get
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you to love it, too.
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Why don't I meet you
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out there?
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If you hate it,
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we'll leave and go make out.
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But if you love it,
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we'll stay and make out.
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Either way,
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a ton of making out.
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You in?
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Ann Perkins.
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Chris.
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Hey. I heard you were back.
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Yeah.
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I didn't do this
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because of you.
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Well, it looks great.
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Yeah, you look great.
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Am I right? It's...
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So good running into you.
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You know,
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we should get together soon.
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I'd love to catch up.
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Me, too.
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Catch up and mustard.
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Ketchup and mustard.
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I just was...
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Oh!
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So delightful.
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I relish your wit.
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Well, I salsa your face.
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I should hate him.
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He broke up with me.
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Well, there was
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an ex that I still liked
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after he broke up with me.
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But it was really
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hard to stay mad at him.
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He was an amazing dentist.
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You know, when he saw me,
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I swear his face lit up.
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Ann.
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What do you think
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"We should get
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together soon" means?
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No. Do not read into this.
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Remember, this is the guy
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that was so
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upbeat and positive,
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when he broke up with you,
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you didn't even
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know it happened.
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Yeah.
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Come camping with us.
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It'll be really fun.
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You'll be away from Chris.
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You can brainstorm.
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I'll give you
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first dibs on s'mores.
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Okay. That sounds fun.
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Here is our
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official retreat schedule.
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It divides our time evenly
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between work and play.
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Come on, everybody.
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Let's hustle.
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Let's get to
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the brainstorming!
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Great attitude, Ron.
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I just wanna
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get the work over
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as soon as possible
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so I can do some fishing.
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Fishing relaxes me.
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It's like yoga,
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except I still get
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to kill something.
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All right.
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I call this wonderful spot.
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You didn't bring a tent?
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I don't really go
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camping ever, Jerry.
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So, I'm not going to
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spend $150 on a tent.
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I'm just gonna
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sleep on the floor.
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It's called the ground
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when it's outside.
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Whatever.
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Why? Do you guys do
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this a lot? Camping?
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I've never been before,
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but I think I'm gonna love it.
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Why am I gonna love it?
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SkyMall.
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Come check out my tent.
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I ordered a bunch
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of crap off SkyMall.
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I got my TV, my Xbox, DVD.
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Awesome bed right there.
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DJ Roomba's in the mix.
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It's like I'm
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not even camping.
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This is actually
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a dog couch,
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but it's super comfortable.
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It's really important to me
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that April loves camping.
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So, I went ahead
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and set up the ultimate
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campsite love nest.
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Complete with
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beautiful starlight.
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We got champagne.
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Also, rose petals.
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As you can see,
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they smell terrific.
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We need big ideas,
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and we need 'em now.
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Who wants to go first?
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I propose that we take
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all the money we made
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from the Harvest Festival
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and return it to the citizens.
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So, how much would
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that be per person?
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About 83 cents.
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Per household.
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Before postage.
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Are we done?
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What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne,
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and Drake all have in common?
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Oh, I know this one.
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They are all rappists.
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Oh, my God.
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They're rappers, Jerry.
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And what they have
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in common is none of them
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have ever performed
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in Pawnee. Why?
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Because we don't have
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an adequate concert venue.
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Until now.
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The Pawnee Amphitheater.
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How much would that cost?
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Not that much.
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$200, $300 million.
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Right.
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Great.
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Luxury dog park.
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Do you want to
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tell us any more?
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Poodles only. No pooping.
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Hey. Where are you?
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I'm here.
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Where are you?
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We're inside
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the main entrance,
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near the sign that says
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"Pawnee Campground."
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I'm in a totally
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different place.
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That's why we
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can't see each other.
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My God, Andy,
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I don't even wanna be here.
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The air is too fresh.
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It's disgusting.
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I can't breathe.
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There's a brook somewhere
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that won't stop babbling.
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Shut up!
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Sweetheart. Just hold tight
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and I'll be there.
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Well, April is right here.
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And I am down here somewhere.
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How about we just
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invest the money?
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Make 4% a year.
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You know, set up
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a nice little nest egg
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for the city.
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What do you think?
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Great idea.
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Thanks, white Urkel.
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All right. Maybe it's
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not the sexiest idea,
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Tom, but it's smart.
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What are you even
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still doing here?
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Harvest Festival is over.
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Shouldn't you be
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back in Indianapolis?
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Hey. Ben helped us launch
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the Harvest Festival,
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and he knows how
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Chris's mind works.
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And he's a valuable
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asset to the team.
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Thank you.
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April has not
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presented her idea.
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April?
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I didn't come
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up with anything.
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Why?
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Because I know that
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whatever we come up with
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isn't gonna be
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good enough anyway,
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and we're just
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gonna go with your idea.
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She's got a point.
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Leslie, just tell
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us what your idea is
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so I can go back
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to the Thunderdome.
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That's what I'm
359
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calling my tent.
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I am really
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disappointed
362
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in all of you.
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You know,
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the whole town is looking
365
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at us right now.
366
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And you're letting 'em down.
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Take an hour.
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Go clear your heads
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and see if you can
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come up with a real idea
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that we can use.
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And also,
373
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see if you're interested
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in contributing
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to this department.
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Then, after that,
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I will tell you my idea.
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Wow. You really
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let 'em have it.
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Well, I had no choice.
381
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I didn't wanna
382
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tell them my idea.
383
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Why not?
384
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Because I don't have one.
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I don't have
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an idea, Ann.
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I'm so screwed, Ann.
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The meeting is tomorrow,
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and I don't have anything.
390
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Why not just build the park
391
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on the lot behind my house?
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Chris wants the new project
393
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to generate revenue.
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What about those
395
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binders in your office?
396
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They're filled
397
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with small ideas.
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We need a big,
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juicy idea.
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I'm so desperate,
401
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I even brought in
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my dream journal,
403
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hoping it would inspire me.
404
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,800
"I married ALF and
405
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,800
we're pretty happy."
406
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That sounds nice.
407
00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,060
It was.
408
00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,840
Okay, listen to me.
409
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You are smart and
410
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creative and talented,
411
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and you're gonna be fine.
412
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You're probably right.
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I just need an hour
414
00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:15,610
and it'll come to me.
415
00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,280
Hello?
416
00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:23,860
Andy, you have to save me.
417
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I'm camping with
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people I work with.
419
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Hello. April.
420
00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:27,680
Hello?
421
00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,030
Walk around in circles
422
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like I am.
423
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Help triangulate
424
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the phone call.
425
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,060
Hello?
426
00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,230
Hang on.
427
00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,230
I'm gonna try to
428
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get to higher ground.
429
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I found some thorns.
430
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I mean, yes,
431
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my daughter might
432
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think she is old enough
433
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to be sexually
434
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active with her boyfriend.
435
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,540
But I'm sorry, 16,
436
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that just seems too young
437
00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,210
to be on birth control.
438
00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,650
You know,
439
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I was 24 when Gayle
440
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took my virginity.
441
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What say we just
442
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stand here in silence
443
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and think of
444
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,230
ideas for projects?
445
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,400
You know what I should do?
446
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,400
I should lead a teen
447
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,400
abstinence workshop.
448
00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,470
That might be
449
00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,470
incredibly effective.
450
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,510
Hey, Tom.
451
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,520
One second.
452
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,520
I'm just in the middle
453
00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,520
of a head massage.
454
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,390
Well, that's a good
455
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,390
stopping point.
456
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,390
What's up?
457
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:31,780
Uh...
458
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,630
You wanna bounce
459
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,630
some ideas off each other?
460
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,420
Here's a better idea.
461
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,420
How about I bounce
462
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,420
my way over to my dog couch
463
00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,120
and watch a little
464
00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,120
Season Six of Top Chef?
465
00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,360
All right.
466
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,490
I know Leslie seems upset.
467
00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,090
But the truth is,
468
00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,090
she's better than us
469
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,800
at this stuff by
470
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a thousand miles.
471
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,370
So, there's really no point.
472
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,370
Care for some fondue?
473
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,500
Yeah.
474
00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,970
Hey. How do you
475
00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,970
afford all this stuff?
476
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,580
I just return it the next day
477
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,580
and claim it was defective.
478
00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,180
The key is crying a lot.
479
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,620
No one likes to
480
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,620
hear a grown man cry.
481
00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,690
"And then,
482
00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,690
my hand accidentally went
483
00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,690
in the panini press!"
484
00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,560
Hey. You wanna go
485
00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,560
for a walk?
486
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:03,850
Yeah.
487
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:08,030
Wow. The sky
488
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:08,030
is really beautiful.
489
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,290
It's pollution from
490
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,290
the Sweetums factory.
491
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,290
It's gorgeous,
492
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,330
but is it worth
493
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,330
the asthma?
494
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,260
No.
495
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,860
Ben, this new project idea,
496
00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,000
it's not really a big deal.
497
00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,000
I'm probably making
498
00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,000
too much out of it.
499
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,770
Oh, no, no.
500
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,770
It's really big.
501
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,570
I mean,
502
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,570
you got everyone's attention
503
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,570
with the Harvest Festival.
504
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,910
Now, you're gonna
505
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,910
seal the deal.
506
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,350
It's the chance
507
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,350
you've been waiting for.
508
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020
What if
509
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020
the festival was, like,
510
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020
a high point for me,
511
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,310
and I never do
512
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,310
anything better than that?
513
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,250
Then you wouldn't
514
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,250
be Leslie Knope.
515
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,760
So, I have to keep
516
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,760
thinking about good ideas
517
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,760
all the time,
518
00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:39,920
or I'm no longer myself?
519
00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,050
No, no, no.
520
00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,050
No, no. Not at all.
521
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,560
I've just honestly
522
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,560
never met someone
523
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,560
who works as hard as you do.
524
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,400
I mean, you're like
525
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,400
the Energizer Bunny
526
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,400
of city government.
527
00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,510
And when she looked
528
00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,510
in the back of her car,
529
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,500
she saw that even though
530
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,500
it was her own
531
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,500
private property,
532
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,880
she would be
533
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,880
forced to take it in
534
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,150
for a state inspection!
535
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,720
Okay, guys. Listen up.
536
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,580
What was that?
537
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,580
That was me talking.
538
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,630
No, I heard it, too.
539
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,630
Andy?
540
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,390
If that's a coyote,
541
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,390
someone needs
542
00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,930
to pick me up
543
00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,930
off the ground now.
544
00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,860
Oh, my God!
545
00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:16,950
Hey, guys.
546
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,090
What are you doing here?
547
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,330
I was just out for
548
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,330
my nighttime run,
549
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600
and I thought,
550
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600
"Why not go visit
551
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600
the Parks Department?"
552
00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:22,760
How's everything going here?
553
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,860
Super great. Really well.
554
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,870
We have a great idea.
555
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,380
Tell me now while I
556
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,380
sit on this boulder.
557
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,870
I'm much more
558
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,870
receptive to new ideas
559
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,210
when my heart rate
560
00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,210
is still elevated.
561
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,920
Chris, do you
562
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,920
wanna maybe just
563
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,920
talk for a minute?
564
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,210
Let them work?
565
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,510
Oh! Sure.
566
00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:48,390
What was that? What was that?
567
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,900
Leslie,
568
00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,900
just tell us your idea.
569
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,670
Los Angeles, Season One
570
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,670
isn't gonna watch itself.
571
00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,460
Here it is.
572
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,340
What do you think?
573
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,480
I don't have an idea.
574
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,480
I'm sorry.
575
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,840
I thought if we all
576
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,840
worked really hard,
577
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,150
I could come up
578
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,150
with something.
579
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,350
But I don't have anything,
580
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,350
and we're totally screwed.
581
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620
And what we need to
582
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620
do is just keep working
583
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620
and just work again more
584
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,690
and just do it and get it.
585
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,690
And then we got it
586
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,690
and we're good.
587
00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,020
Go with that.
588
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,320
I think
589
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,320
I'm gonna turn in.
590
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,460
You're not
591
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,460
going anywhere.
592
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,270
No one's going anywhere.
593
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,270
No one's sleeping
594
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,700
because this is
595
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,700
an all-nighter.
596
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,700
And that'll be fun.
597
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,680
We'll all stay up
598
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,680
and then, I'll be like,
599
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,680
"Hey! No one sleep!"
600
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,270
Do you hear
601
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,270
how loud that is?
602
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,110
You're not
603
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,110
sleeping through that.
604
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,440
Is there anything else
605
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,440
to eat?
606
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,210
The marshmallows
607
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,210
are all gone.
608
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,610
We have nothing to eat.
609
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,250
Jerry scared all the fish away
610
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,250
with his loud
611
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,250
personal stories.
612
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,290
I wanna go home.
613
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,290
I miss my canopy bed.
614
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,390
Yeah. I'm fine
615
00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,390
with not camping.
616
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,930
Especially since
617
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,930
my stupid boyfriend
618
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,930
abandoned me!
619
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,360
I'll fire up the van.
620
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,070
You know,
621
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,070
I've never moved
622
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,070
this slowly before.
623
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,730
It's almost like
624
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,730
being in quicksand.
625
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,530
Hey, um, listen.
626
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,840
When you dumped me,
627
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,840
it was really embarrassing.
628
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,450
You just kind of took off.
629
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,510
Oh, I'm so sorry.
630
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,510
I mean,
631
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,510
I never meant to hurt you.
632
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,160
And well, I'm back now.
633
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,950
Hey, I have a great idea.
634
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120
Why don't we go
635
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120
to this rustic
636
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120
diner that I know?
637
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,460
We can have egg white omelets
638
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,460
and we can
639
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,460
continue to talk about us.
640
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,950
Sounds good.
641
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,160
No, no.
642
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,540
Chocolate
643
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,540
or butterscotch?
644
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,070
Swirl me.
645
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,070
Dude, camping is awesome.
646
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,070
I love it.
647
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,770
Excuse me, gentlemen.
648
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,240
How long have you
649
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,240
been running power
650
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,240
to this tent?
651
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,140
I don't know.
652
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,140
How long have we
653
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,140
been here?
654
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,440
Ten hours.
655
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,080
No! I was TiVoing
656
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,080
Cupcake Wars.
657
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,650
This is ridiculous!
658
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,160
Look, I am used
659
00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,160
to a certain level
660
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,690
of comfort in my life,
661
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,690
and I didn't want
662
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,690
to sacrifice that.
663
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,990
Okay, well,
664
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,990
I packed everything up.
665
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,790
So, now, you're telling me
666
00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,790
I have to go unpack it?
667
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,590
Guys, this is a sign.
668
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,330
You wanted to leave,
669
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,330
and now you're
670
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,330
stuck here with me.
671
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,170
So, we can work all night.
672
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,310
This is gonna be so much fun!
673
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,310
All-night work!
674
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,940
All-night work!
675
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,310
You know what? There's
676
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,310
a bed and breakfast
677
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,310
right up the road.
678
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,470
I'm gonna head there.
679
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,710
Yes. Let's keep brainstorming.
680
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,510
I have a good
681
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,510
feeling about this B&B.
682
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,790
One day, there's
683
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,790
gonna be a plaque there
684
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,790
that reads,
685
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,980
"This is where
686
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,980
Leslie Knope came up
687
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,980
with the amazing idea for..."
688
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,320
Damn,
689
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,320
I thought that would work.
690
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,400
Welcome
691
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,400
to the Quiet Corn.
692
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,290
I'm Elsa Clack.
693
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:44,700
Breakfast is served
694
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:44,700
between 5:30 and 6:15 a.m.
695
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,900
What if we sleep
696
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,900
to a normal hour?
697
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,040
Well, that would
698
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,040
be very rude of you.
699
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,570
May I take your
700
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,570
breakfast order?
701
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,580
We have hardboiled eggs,
702
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:59,310
homemade tomato slices
703
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:59,310
with dry seed and leek jam,
704
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,050
and your choice
705
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,050
of German muffin.
706
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,820
What the
707
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,820
is a German muffin?
708
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,520
Oh, good Lord.
709
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,960
I call the bed.
710
00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,190
Awesome.
711
00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,190
I hate this place.
712
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,810
This place is
713
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,810
the exact opposite of SkyMall.
714
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,380
Listen to this.
715
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,380
"Dear Quiet Corn,
716
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,540
"thank you for
717
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,540
your beautiful inn.
718
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:27,410
"My wife and I
719
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:27,410
spent three nights
720
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:27,410
of ecstasy in this room."
721
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,670
Gosh.
722
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,250
There are no TVs anywhere.
723
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,580
This place is
724
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,580
lamer than outside.
725
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,810
I'm chillin'.
726
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,380
What was that?
727
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,350
Gin.
728
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,860
Here you come,
729
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,860
sleeping in the tent
730
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,220
Oh, my God.
731
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,270
Sleeping in the tent
732
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,260
I found you.
733
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,170
Oh, I found you
734
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,940
And I had to fight a squirrel
735
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,440
Where have you been?
736
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,240
I told you I was
737
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,240
gonna take you camping,
738
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,240
didn't I?
739
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,380
Yeah.
740
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,380
Well, I'm taking
741
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,380
you camping.
742
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810
Look at this.
743
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810
This is what I had set up
744
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810
at the other campsite.
745
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,890
Except for it was
746
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,890
way nicer there.
747
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,010
But this'll do.
748
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,010
I've got some champagne.
749
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,990
And I had to drink
750
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,990
most of it to survive.
751
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,120
So, I'm kind
752
00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,120
of buzzed right now.
753
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,720
I'm just glad
754
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,720
you're here.
755
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,950
Can we make out now?
756
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,060
Now, you have
757
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,060
to understand that,
758
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,060
at the time,
759
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,340
I genuinely thought
760
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,340
that you and I would
761
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,340
never see each other again.
762
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,240
I completely understand.
763
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,680
That's what
764
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,680
makes you so amazing.
765
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,680
No.
766
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,270
Ann Perkins. Amazing.
767
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,880
Oh, no.
768
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,280
Oh, no?
769
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,440
Oh, no.
770
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,820
No, no, no. I wasn't
771
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,820
saying that
772
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,050
I thought we should
773
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,050
get back together again.
774
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,930
But you said...
775
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,930
You indicated...
776
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,070
Oh, my God.
777
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,070
This is happening again.
778
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:54,530
I have to move, right?
779
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,130
Yeah. I'm gonna
780
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,130
leave the country.
781
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,940
Bye, everybody. Bye.
782
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,470
Hey.
783
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,380
Hey. Couldn't sleep?
784
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,380
No.
785
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,640
My room was
786
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,640
filled with cat hair
787
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,640
and cat smell and actual cats.
788
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,120
Roughly 12 cats.
789
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,650
Sounds delightful.
790
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,250
Leslie, what are you doing?
791
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,320
I am listening to
792
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,320
Steal My Sunshine by Len.
793
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,750
A one-hit wonder, like me.
794
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,260
You're not a one-hit wonder.
795
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,520
Well, I will be.
796
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,430
I peaked at
797
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,430
the Harvest Festival, Ron.
798
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,790
Years from now,
799
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,790
people are gonna say,
800
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,000
"Remember that woman
801
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,000
who came up with
802
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,000
the Harvest Festival idea
803
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,130
"and never came up
804
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,130
with another idea again?
805
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,130
What happened to her?
806
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,730
"What was her name? Kim?
807
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,730
Anyway, who cares?
808
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,970
"She's stupid,
809
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,970
and she's dead now."
810
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800
For the first time ever,
811
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800
the Parks Department
812
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800
has real momentum.
813
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,510
And I'm gonna ruin it
814
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,510
for everybody.
815
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:43,050
You've done more for
816
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:43,050
this group of people
817
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:43,050
than anyone else.
818
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,710
You're the only reason
819
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,710
we all still have jobs.
820
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,520
I think we'll be okay.
821
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,520
Yeah? Okay.
822
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,750
Well, I'd love to
823
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,750
chit chat about this,
824
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,080
but I need
825
00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,080
to keep working. Okay?
826
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630
And keep pushing
827
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630
so that my
828
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630
breakthrough will happen
829
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,230
and I will be ready for it.
830
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,060
You know what?
831
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,060
I just had an idea
832
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,060
for a new project.
833
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:00,830
Really?
834
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:00,830
Yes.
835
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,600
Yes, I think this
836
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,600
could be really good.
837
00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:04,660
What is it?
838
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,170
Come with me.
839
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,170
Right through here.
840
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,570
Wait. What's happening?
841
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,650
Ron! Ron,
842
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,650
what are you doing?
843
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,980
This is my idea.
844
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,980
You're gonna
845
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,980
shut your brain down
846
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,850
and go to sleep,
847
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,850
and I'm gonna stay out here
848
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,580
and guard the door
849
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,580
so you can't leave.
850
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:19,750
No! Ron!
851
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:22,590
You've been thinking
852
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:22,590
about work nonstop for years.
853
00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:24,090
It's time to rest.
854
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,350
All my binders
855
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,350
are downstairs!
856
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,450
Shhh!
857
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,120
All due respect, Ms. Clack,
858
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,460
stick a German muffin in it.
859
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,860
Fair enough.
860
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,860
I'm just gonna go to bed.
861
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,860
Just call it a night.
862
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,730
I already checked,
863
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,730
Leslie. The transom
864
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,730
is painted shut.
865
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,190
Damn it.
866
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,640
Oh, my God. There's like,
867
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,640
50 cats in here.
868
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,840
Where's Leslie?
869
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,040
Not 100% sure.
870
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,680
Should we reschedule,
871
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,680
or...
872
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:52,880
Nope. She'll be here.
873
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,320
Good morning.
874
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,320
So, I just slept seven hours,
875
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,250
which is twice as
876
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,250
long as I usually sleep.
877
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,550
So, I'm a little
878
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,550
disoriented.
879
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,590
But I did wake up
880
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,590
with a million ideas.
881
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,530
And Ron would not
882
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,530
let me have any paper,
883
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,390
so I had to write
884
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,390
them down on this doily.
885
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,260
We should buy a telescope
886
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,260
and make
887
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,260
the old ranger station
888
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,830
in Ramsett Park
889
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,830
an observatory.
890
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,930
That way,
891
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,930
we could sell tickets
892
00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,930
and have class trips.
893
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,400
I like it. We'll take...
894
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,400
Good.
895
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,870
We'll have theme
896
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,870
night at the park.
897
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,440
We could have singles,
898
00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,440
date night,
899
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:19,140
seniors and we could have
900
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:19,140
a city-wide yard sale,
901
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,280
which would be part auction,
902
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,280
part Antiques Roadshow.
903
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,410
And then,
904
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,410
we could have the professors
905
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,410
from the community college
906
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,920
come in and assign
907
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,920
value to the objects.
908
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,650
And then,
909
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,650
we could split the profits
910
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,650
with the school.
911
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,450
It would be
912
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,450
a lot of fun.
913
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,450
I'll see you boys later.
914
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,510
Bye, Ron.
915
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,560
They say you're only as good
916
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,560
as your last idea.
917
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,720
I say you're only as good
918
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,720
as the people you work with.
919
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,190
Leslie Knope is back.
920
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,460
Ha-ha!
921
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,430
Oh, my God.
922
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,430
My breath is so bad.
923
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,900
Yeah, she died,
924
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,900
like, 20 minutes after that.
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