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- The grass is always greener.
Especially at summer camp.
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I mean, camp is the place
where you're supposed to be
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making perfect memories to last a lifetime.
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- But what if you're allergic to grass?
(sighing)
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- wow.
Going on an impromptu safari?
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- It's my counsellor-in-training
interview, remember?
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- Are you sure summer camp
is really your thing, baby?
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- Yes! What's not to love?
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We're gonna stay up all night
gossiping in our bunks,
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we're gonna make s'mores
and wish on shooting stars!
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Some cute counsellor boy
will hear me sing
at the start of camp,
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and he'll fall in love
with my voice,
but he won't know who I am,
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so he'll desperately
try to find me
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until I sing again
at the final campfire,
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where we'll do a duet
and we will live
happily ever after.
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- Is that the plot
from that movie you've watched
a million times?
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- Loosely.
- And you realize
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there won't be any jonas
brothers at this camp, right?
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But you know
what there will be?
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Mud and bugs, manual labour.
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Not exactly
your favourite thing.
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- Amy and holly love this place,
and they're my best friends!
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I'll love it!
I pretty much have to.
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- You're not just doing this
to distract yourself
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from your recent breakup--
- do not!
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Do you not want me to go
or something?
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- I'm just making sure
you really want to do this.
It's two whole months!
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- Mom, I'm gonna miss you, too,
but you won't even be here.
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You'll be in paris
having your own adventure.
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- Well, mostly doing graphic
design in some office.
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But I showed the team the work
you did for holly this year,
and they were really impressed.
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And they asked
if you wanted to come
and be an intern for the summer!
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- Are you kidding me?
- You and me,
the streets of paris, baby.
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Art, fashion, food, culture...
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- That sounds amazing,
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but I really don't want
to miss out on camp
with my friends.
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They talk about this place
like it's heaven on earth!
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(sighing)
- okay.
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I just thought you should have
all the information.
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- Thank you, but I have to go.
I can't be late.
(sighing)
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(chuckling)
- bye.
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♪ you and me
run to a different beat ♪
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♪ we are brave
lead the way ♪
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♪ lead the way ♪
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♪ be the you inside ♪
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♪ and watch the world
take flight ♪
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♪ we are brave
lead the way ♪
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♪ lead the way ♪
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♪ be the change ♪
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♪ be the change ♪
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♪ gotta be the change ♪
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(quiet sigh)
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(bird-like screeching)
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(screeching)
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(screeching and laughter)
- that's the official
camp greeting.
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You'll be saying it
at least 10 times a day.
Why don't you give it a try?
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(weak screech)
- oh, you're just not quite
hitting the screech.
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- Don't worry.
We'll help you figure it out.
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But first,
the official grand tour.
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Okay, so that is the mess hall,
where we'll be having
all our magical meals.
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Uh, these are the cabins.
- Ten people fit in them?
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- They're much bigger
on the inside.
- Big enough for bathrooms?
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- No, but the bathrooms
are right there.
- And where do we shower?
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- In the lake, silly!
- Did you know
that if you don't use shampoo
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for about six weeks, your hair
will start to clean itself?
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- Six weeks?
- We're kidding.
(laughter)
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okay? There's a shower house
behind the camp office.
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Don't worry, it takes
a little getting used to,
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but this place
can be really magical.
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Just wait until you see--
- my ex-boyfriend.
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- You didn't know he was coming?
- You know what?
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It didn't come up
when he was stomping
all over my heart, but...
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If I have my girls,
I can do anything.
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- Alright, gather 'round,
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my little future,
potential eaglets.
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I am the head counsellor,
and today we embark
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on the most important flight
of your young lives:
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Cit tryouts.
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This morning we're gonna go
through some camp procedures,
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and then you'll get
right to our skills test.
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- There's a test?
- Don't worry.
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It's easy stuff.
It's chipmunk stuff.
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- Oh, that's what we call
the youngest campers.
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- No one's ever failed it.
- You'll do fine, come on!
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- Okay, is this everything
that she asked for?
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- I think so?
I still can't believe some
person loves my jam enough
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to hire me to start a jam line
for their company in madison.
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- How can you watch this?
- Sounds like he's doing great.
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- Yeah, dad, that's a problem.
Because if he gets this job,
he's gonna leave.
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- No.
- Robbie, I'm blown away.
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I don't know
how to say no to this.
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- Oh, maybe.
- So do something!
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- Like what?
- Okay, um...
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We'll frame him:
I will crash his truck,
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and you ground him for life.
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(stammering)
- listen...
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I think it's very sweet that
you want your older brother
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to stay here,
but he's an adult.
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It's his decision.
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- And... Sent!
(mom chuckling)
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(sighing)
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- fine. Then I'm gonna make this
the hardest decision
of his life.
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(birdsong)
- okay, piper, I want you
to give me a bowline knot.
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(laughing)
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- it's knotty and nice.
Get it?
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- Alright,
let's see those muscles!
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(grunting)
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- yes!
(exclaiming)
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- whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Oh, oh, oh!
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(laughter)
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(piper): Come on,
come on, come on!
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- Not gonna keep you warm
like that.
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- No, no, no, no.
(striking match)
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yes!
(laughing)
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I am so glad that is over.
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(squealing)
- the absolute best part
is next!
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- What is it, s'mores?
Singalong?
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- Alright, time for everyone's
favourite adventure...
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The overnight solo!
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- Is she serious?
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- Yes! We get to hike
out on our own,
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cook our own food
and sleep under the stars.
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- I thought we'd be, you know,
sleeping in our cabins
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and gossiping in our bunks
to get a feel for it.
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- Our camp does overnights
with the kiddos,
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so I gotta make sure you can
make it out there on your own
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before I let you take
a dozen rug rats.
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- But I can call my friends
if I need anything, right?
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- Afraid not.
(sighing)
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phones in the bucket.
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- Goodbye, dear friend.
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But, I mean,
I'll be okay, right?
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- The odds of anything
bad happening
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are infinitesimally small.
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- That's not a yes!
- Don't worry.
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By this time tomorrow,
we will be official cits!
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(laughter)
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(bird-like screeching
and distant response)
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(screeching
and distant response)
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(screeching)
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(sighing)
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(sighing)
- alright, let's do this.
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(sighing)
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okay.
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I guess it doesn't come
with instructions.
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Okay...
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(thunder rumbling)
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(sighing)
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- okay, I'm on your six.
- Behind you.
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Got him! Yes!
- Yes! Let's go!
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- Whoo! You were right,
this game rules.
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- I told you!
We make a great team.
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Where you going?
- Just to get a drink.
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- Sit. Check it.
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- Oh!
- It's pretty sick.
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- Whoa!
(laughing)
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- and...
(robbie sipping)
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- gimme some of that!
(heather laughing)
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this is the greatest night
of my life.
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- And the best part is,
they do these tournaments
every Saturday.
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So we can do this all year.
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- Well, I mean,
unless I get that job.
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- Right, yeah. That. Um...
So don't take it.
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- You don't think I should?
- Well, if you leave,
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you're gonna miss out
on a lot around here.
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- I guess. I'm not even sure
that I want it.
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Am I even the type of guy
to get a job like that?
In an office? In a suit?
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I think it's more likely she
thinks my business plan is dumb
and never responds.
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(sighing)
- where you going now?
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- Unless you got
some kind of surprise
portable toilet around here...
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- Yeah, okay. You...
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(buzzing)
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"congratulations.
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We would love to offer you
a job at swardson fine foods."
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"thank you
for the opportunity...
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...But I'll have to decline."
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- okay, when does
the next round start?
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- Uh, 60 seconds. Ready?
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- Oh, I could do this all year.
(chuckling)
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(sighing)
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(rustling)
(strange sounds)
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(strange sounds)
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(strange animal sounds)
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- nope! Nope! Nope! Big nope!
(thunder rumbling)
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(panting)
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holly?!
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Amy?!
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(strange animal sounds)
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holly?!
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Amy!
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Holly! Amy?!
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Holly? Amy?
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(tuneful whistling)
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- ah! How'd you sleep?
- Like a baby.
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Except the good kind,
not the kind that wakes up
to cry every two hours.
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(laughing)
- ah, I love it out here.
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The fresh air
just makes me feel so...
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(deep breath)
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I really hope
that piper loved it too.
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Ooh, do you think that we're
about to meet "camp piper"?
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- Ooh, maybe.
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Oh, no.
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What do you think happened here?
(holly stammering)
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- there's no sign of her.
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- Maybe she just went
to the bathroom.
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- Piper?
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- Piper!
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- Piper!
- Piper?
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- Piper!
- Piper!
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(sighing)
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amy?
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- What's going on?
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Something wrong?
- We can't find piper.
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- There you are.
I made you breakfast.
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Well, actually dad did,
but, um...
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I put it on the plate!
So...
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Looks good, right?
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What's wrong?
- I feel like such an idiot.
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- Um, you'll have to be
more specific.
- I didn't get the job, alright?
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I got a voicemail
from the lady saying, "I'm sorry
we won't be working together."
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- um, well, you weren't sure
you even wanted the job anyway.
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So, uh, why don't you eat
these eggs and then--
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- of course I wanted it!
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- But you said--
- yeah, I know what I said.
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I think just, deep down,
I didn't think
I was gonna get it.
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And I was right.
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I don't know
why I got my hopes up.
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Now all my friends are gonna
get real jobs and...
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And I'm just gonna be here.
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I'm just some idiot screw-up.
- You're not.
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- Yeah, well, I have a voicemail
that says otherwise.
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- That isn't what she's saying.
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She's saying she's sorry
you won't be working together,
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because she wanted to give you
the job, you just...
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Said you didn't want it.
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00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:44,566
- No, I didn't.
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- Not technically.
238
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,322
I kinda did it for you.
239
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:55,026
She sent an email saying that
you got the job, and I saw it,
240
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:58,362
and I took your phone
and I told her no, and then,
I deleted all the evidence.
241
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,633
- How could you do that?!
- Because I wanted you to stay!
242
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,970
I'm really sorry.
243
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,840
And I'll fix it.
244
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:13,811
- How? How are you gonna fix it?
- I don't know! I just...
I will, okay?
245
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,015
I promise.
246
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,570
Please don't hate me.
247
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,663
- Ah!
(piper gasping)
248
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,032
what are you doing here?
249
00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:36,734
- My solo trip last night
was awful.
250
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,954
And I saw a spider
and I was running
through the forest and...
251
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,422
I don't know, I ended up here.
252
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,375
- Oh, yeah, camp is, like,
20 minutes that way.
253
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,961
I used to come back
for candy all the time.
254
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,080
- Wait, what time is it?
- Eight-ish?
255
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,683
- I have to get back to camp
before anyone knows I'm gone!
256
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,718
- Didn't you just say
it was awful?
257
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,388
- Well, yeah, but...
If I don't go,
258
00:15:57,474 --> 00:15:59,607
then everyone will have
this awesome time without me,
259
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,027
and I won't understand
any of their inside jokes,
260
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,279
and I'll be alone
and miserable.
261
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:07,565
Can you just please
drive me back?
262
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:11,235
- To the exact place
where you were just alone
and miserable?
263
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,572
I'm just saying,
is it really worth it
264
00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:16,324
to go to a place
that you think is terrible
265
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,360
just to be with your friends,
who actually like it?
266
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,896
- Yes.
267
00:16:22,032 --> 00:16:24,048
(holly): Piper!
268
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,984
Piper!
269
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,686
- Pipes!!
- Piper!
270
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,540
- Piper!
(sighing)
271
00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,376
you guys, I'm starting
to get really worried.
272
00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:37,111
I don't know
where she could be.
273
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,080
- About 10 feet away.
274
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,751
(exclaiming)
275
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:47,088
- piper, you're alive!
276
00:16:51,961 --> 00:16:54,012
Uh, hey, robbie!
277
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,446
- I am so sorry.
278
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,765
My fire wouldn't light
and something ate my food,
279
00:16:57,901 --> 00:17:00,018
and I... I just
couldn't do it all night.
280
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,753
Does everyone know I was gone?
281
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,439
- Sorta one of the drawbacks
of having a search party
282
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,773
is that you need
everyone's help.
283
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:09,277
- I really don't want to
miss out on camp with you two.
284
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,662
Is there anything I can do
to salvage this?
285
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,950
- Maybe you can make up for it
during the final interview?
286
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:17,651
- Okay.
287
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,788
Yeah, tell me everything
I'm supposed to say.
I'm gonna nail this.
288
00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:31,632
- Thank you for helping me
clean up the camp.
- Of course.
289
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,521
- Oh, it's gonna be so much fun
having my future sister-in-law
as a cit this summer.
290
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:40,975
Hey! Are you trying to sneak
a peek at my cit evaluations?
291
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,843
- No!
292
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,678
Okay, yes.
293
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,898
I just want to know
if piper made it.
294
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:48,516
(laughing)
- piper?
295
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,368
- Come on. She wasn't that bad.
296
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,521
I mean, she did the skills
part okay, right?
297
00:17:53,623 --> 00:17:56,190
- Yeah, and to be honest,
she gave an amazing interview.
298
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,825
But the overnight?
299
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,462
I mean, the sheer scale
of her failure was impressive.
300
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,332
(sighing)
301
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:11,472
- I know she...
Had a bad night last night.
302
00:18:13,643 --> 00:18:15,893
She'd be a really
good counsellor.
303
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,729
Trust your future sister-in-law?
304
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:37,031
(loud exhale)
305
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,739
- here. It's your favourite.
306
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,708
Chocolate tuxedo cake
from the calico.
307
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:51,045
- To celebrate the fact
that you got me my job back?
308
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,848
(sighing)
309
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:57,251
- I called the lady
and I explained what happened,
310
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,919
and I told her how good
you'd be,
311
00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:01,889
but, um... She'd already given
the job to somebody else.
312
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:05,059
- Yeah, I know. She told me.
Too bad it was too late.
313
00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,029
- I'm so sorry, robbie.
314
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,899
I don't know what I'd do here
without you.
315
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,819
I mean,
holly has her own stuff,
316
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,488
and mom and dad
are always so busy,
317
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,790
and I just...
318
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:25,463
You're my rock, my... My guy.
I just...
319
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:29,584
Can you just please tell me
how I can make it up to you?
320
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,587
- I don't know, find some
other way I can be successful?
321
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,589
As if that's even possible.
322
00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:37,791
- But you already
are successful.
323
00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,810
- Ah, true.
"everybody is successful
324
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,896
in our own special way,"
or whatever.
325
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,565
- No, I mean,
this lady really wanted you,
326
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:47,401
because you're already good
at making jam.
327
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,937
And she really liked
your business plan.
328
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,024
You could really do this!
329
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,909
- On my own?
330
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:57,028
- No. I want in.
331
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,580
- Mom, you don't have to say
that to make me feel better.
332
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,449
- Oh, I'm not, robbie.
333
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,117
I loved your business plan.
334
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:05,819
In fact, I got a little bit
jealous when I realized
335
00:20:05,922 --> 00:20:08,289
that a stranger
might get first dibs.
336
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,626
Because... To be honest,
I've been looking.
337
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,796
- So, what, we're just gonna try
and sell it in stores,
in restaurants?
338
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,549
- Yes, your entire plan,
all of it.
339
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,519
I even looked into co-signing
a small-business loan.
340
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:24,272
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
341
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,057
I mean, if you're looking
for a partner.
342
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:31,112
- Huh. Well, you know what?
I think it depends.
What's your experience?
343
00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:34,065
- I gave birth to you.
344
00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:35,399
- Okay! You're hired!
345
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:39,186
- Great.
- When can we get started?
346
00:20:39,289 --> 00:20:40,988
- Why don't you take
a break tonight
347
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,990
and you can have some cake
with your sister?
348
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,543
And then we will dig in
tomorrow morning.
349
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,798
- Okay, fine.
I'll grab two forks.
350
00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:53,634
But you gotta listen
to me brainstorm
some new jam-flavour ideas.
351
00:20:53,703 --> 00:20:56,370
- One, I already got 'em.
352
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,306
And two,
I could do that all year.
353
00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:00,641
- That's great news,
'cause you're gonna be
doing a lot of it
354
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,176
when you're grounded
for the next couple of weeks.
355
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,845
(groaning)
(mock groan)
356
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,149
partner?
- Partner.
357
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,184
- Alright.
- Dig in.
358
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,652
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah!
359
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,655
- Oh, that was so good.
- It is so good.
360
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:21,195
(sighing)
- this is taking forever!
361
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,531
- Don't worry,
she's gonna call soon.
362
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,700
- For you guys, maybe.
Not for me.
363
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:32,873
- There are my new
eagle creek cits!
364
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,843
You get a hoodie.
You get a hoodie.
365
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:40,514
- Oh!
- And you get a hoodie.
You all made it!
366
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,516
- I may have put in
a good word for you.
367
00:21:42,585 --> 00:21:47,722
- Aren't you all so excited to
spend the whole summer at camp?
- Go on, put it on!
368
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,726
- Look, I love the idea
369
00:21:51,861 --> 00:21:53,728
of spending the summer
with you two.
370
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:57,398
But every other part of camp
I hate with the fire
of a thousand suns.
371
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,433
- Oh.
- That's... A lot.
372
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,369
- Why didn't you say anything?
373
00:22:01,437 --> 00:22:03,237
- I thought I could learn
to love it.
374
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:07,074
But a wise man made me realize
I'd only be doing it
for you two, not me.
375
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,960
Okay, fine, it was robbie,
but he made some good points.
376
00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:13,631
I can't go to summer camp
with you two.
377
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,967
- Are you sure you're gonna
be okay here all by yourself?
378
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,057
Actually, I'm going to paris
with my mom.
379
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,726
- Paris?!
(laughter)
380
00:22:25,795 --> 00:22:27,795
how would you even consider
going to camp with us?
381
00:22:27,897 --> 00:22:30,564
- That's how much
I love you guys.
382
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:34,685
I'm sorry, lyla.
- Honestly, I'm pretty relieved.
383
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,238
That was one of the worst solos
I've ever seen.
384
00:22:37,306 --> 00:22:40,491
But have fun in paris. Bye.
(laughter)
385
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,827
(both): Ooh-la-la!
386
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,111
(laughter)
387
00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:46,580
(holly): Just becausethe grass is greener for others
388
00:22:46,649 --> 00:22:47,998
doesn't mean that it will be for you.
389
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,784
But that's okay. Don't sweat it.
390
00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:52,486
Just go find yourself some different grass.
391
00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:56,674
Or as they call the grass
in paris, "le gazon."
392
00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:12,723
(laughing)
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