All language subtitles for H.H.S03E07.The.Horrible.Hero.1080p.HDTV.x264.CRiMSON.95044_track1_[eng]

- For years, I thought
the wicked witch of the west
was this...

Mean, green,
puppy-hating machine, but...
Then I watched wicked,

where she's an intelligent
young woman fighting
an oppressive regime.

So what's the truth?

Is she a villain,
or a vigilante?

I mean,
wouldn't you be a bit peeved
if someone dropped a house

on your sister
and stole her shoes?
(laughing)

all I'm saying
is that there's always two sides
to every story.

- What if we did something
about the town's
first cucumber field?

- While I appreciate our town's
link to the humble pickle,

I worry that it's not
a particularly challenging topic
for our history presentation.

- We can do the moment
that thomas collins discovered
this area.

We could dress up
as the settlers!

- Yes! Costumes are for sure a.

- But then you and claudia
would have no one
to dress up as.

Since all the settlers were men?

- Um, if there were no women,
how could there be
any descendants?

- Don't mind me.
I'm just searching the entire
farm for mom's pie dishes.

- How could there be zero women
in collinsville history?

- Oh, well,
there probably wasn't zero,
but when people write history,

it's usually the women
who get edited out.

Like how no one knew anything
about katherine johnson for,
like, 50-something years.

- Who?

- She was a really smart black
woman who did all the math
and got nasa into space, right?

- How did people discover
the truth?

- I think someone did a bunch
of interviews or dug up
some old files.

Journals, photographs,
that sort of thing.

- We should do that!
Dig up documents
from the founding

of collinsville
at the library.

We could prove that women
were part of it.

- Good luck.

- If you guys wanna waste
your time at the library,
that's perfectly fine with me.

I am gonna go work
on my costume.

If anyone else would like
an easy a,
you're welcome to join me.

(claudia sighing)

- you realize this presentation
is in two days, right?

- If there are women who helped
build this town,

don't you think it's time
we set the record straight?

(sighing)
- mm.

- We can prove mark wrong.

- I'm in.

♪ you and me
run to a different beat ♪

♪ we are brave
lead the way lead the way ♪

♪ be the
you inside ♪

♪ and watch
the world take flight ♪

♪ we are brave
lead the way lead the way ♪

♪ be the change ♪

♪ be the change ♪

♪ gotta be the change ♪

- aw. Everyone online is being
so nice about me quitting
the influencer life.

- Okay, focus.
- Right.

- If we charge 50 cents
for a mini-slice,

that's approximately
two square inches,

that means each pie
will pull in...

$19.62, less expenses.

- Hmm.
- Mm. Kind of a narrow margin.

Maybe we should charge
$1 a slice?

- Don't you usually sit
with holly?

- Hmm. Me and holly
are not friends anymore.

I put so much effort into
making her an online success,
and she just throws it all away.

- Okay, give it time.
You two will be hugging
like old times.

You just make sense together,
like mac 'n cheese.

- What if this cheese
is more of a vegan halloumi

and goes better
with a couscous salad?
Ever think of that?

- Okay,
you're selling yourself short.

You're at least
a non-dairy brie.

(scoffing)
- hey.

Uh, amy and I have been working
on a fundraiser and I wanted
to know what you think.

- Classic holly. Always trying
to do something so noble.

- I, um... Thanks?

Anyway, there are so many
pie flavours, right?
It's impossible to try them all.

Until now. This fundraiser
gives you the opportunity

to buy a mini-slice of pie
just for a $1.

And the best part is that all
the proceeds will go to the park
beautification fund.

- Let me guess.
You're gonna call it
something cute,

like, "beautify with pie."

- oh! We've actually been
struggling for a name.

That's perfect! Thank you.
Anyway.

The whole reason
I came over here:

I was kind of hoping
that maybe you could whip up
an ad for us?

- Well, I'm kind of busy.
- Oh, but you're so good
at graphic design.

Anything you could do
in 10 minutes
would be so much better

than what I could do
in five hours.

Please?

- I guess I could help.
- Yes. Thank you so, so,
so much.

I knew I could count on you.

- You think holly
got the message
that you two are over?

(tyler chuckling)
(piper sighing)

- I can't believe they have
all these old letters
and notebooks

from when collinsville
was first founded.
Libraries are amazing!

- Yeah, well,
I can't believe there are
this many journal entries

about cucumbers
and not a single mention
of a woman.

- I hate to say it,
but maybe we should just do
mark's thing.

- He'd make us grovel.
(sighing)
let's just keep looking.

- I must admit
that even I am losing heart.

We should consider
a backup plan.

- R. Flaherty was one
of the original settlers
with thomas collins, right?

- Correct. Richard flaherty.

- Well, look at this letter
that he wrote to his wife
in England.

He talks about this community
that already lived here.

- Like an indigenous community?
- Looks like it.

And it sounds
like they farmed stuff,
like corn, beans, squash.

And if I'm reading this right,
those farmers were mainly women.

- Well, that makes sense.
The men would've been
out hunting.

- "if not for the kindness
of those women,

we would not have learned
to farm this land.

And if not for their expertise,
we would not have survived
the winter."

- do you know what this means?
There's a whole untold history
of collinsville,

and we discovered it!
We're gonna get an a!

- Okay, let's not get ahead
of ourselves.

- Yeah, don't we still need,
like, a bunch of sources?

- What could be a better source
than this letter?

With this,
we proved that thomas collins
didn't settle this land.

Those women did.

- You're right!
We are so gonna crush mark.

- Pshh. A can of pop
courtesy of the vending machine.

- Thanks. Just so you know,
you don't have to stick around.

I know I'm being
a major grumplestiltskin.

- Do you want me to leave?
- I mean...
Only if you want to.

- But I don't.

So why did you help out holly
in the first place?

- I didn't want to,
but as soon as she said charity,

I felt like I'd be a bad person
if I didn't help.
Whatever.

It's fine.
I'll just bottle up my emotions.
That's healthy, right?

- Okay, when my parents
were splitting up,

my therapist said
to write all those things
that were making me feel upset.

- You have a diary?

- Yes. You should try it,
because there's something
freeing

about taking
all those bad feelings
and putting them on the page.

- Like what?

- "holly only cares about people
when she wants something
from them."

- like this poster
I'm making for her.

- This is good. Get it out.

"holly has questionable taste
in pies."

- she thinks apple is the best.

It is a classic,
but it is not numero uno.

- You are an enigma,
piper parish.

"holly wears a cloak."

- yes!
Because she's a fun vampire!

She sucks the fun
out of everything.
(laughing)

(both sighing)

you're right. I do feel better.

- Glad I could help.

- Well, I need to finish
this file and post it.

So...

These beautiful
pastures.

I, thomas collins,

shall build a town here!

And that town
will be called collinsville!

- Excellent work,
finding three sources.

And bonus marks for the costume.

Next up, heather, levi, claudia.

- Beat that.
- Oh, we will.

Okay, we all know a lot
about history,

but now it's time
for some herstory.

- Thomas collins,
richard flaherty,
reginald b. Watts.

We know them as the settlers
who founded collinsville.

- But they weren't the first
people to occupy this land.

- Before thomas collins
and his merry band of men
set up shop,

there was a community
of indigenous people
that lived here before.

- Pardon the interruption,
but I believe
the indigenous peoples

of this region were nomads,
not settlers.

- Actually, ms. Hill,
that's a common misconception.

Although some communities
migrated between
their own territories,

many of them were stationary.

We found this old letter
written by richard flaherty
and he says

that without the help
of the women
who tended those farms,

the settlers wouldn't have
learned to grow their own food
and survive the winter.

The collinsville we know
and love wouldn't exist.

- I'm sorry to interrupt again,
but is this letter
the only source you have?

(laughter)
- it's a primary source.

We found it
in the city's archives.

- What you found is intriguing,

but the assignment
was a presentation on
collinsville's first settlers,

with no less than three
verified sources.

And you failed to do this.

- Are we getting an f?
- No.

You're getting a second chance.
You can present again tomorrow.

Just make sure you choose
a topic you can back up
robustly.

Okay, who's next?

(sighing)

(bell ringing)
(laughter)

- if you're here to gloat,
you can keep on walking, mark.

- I don't go by mark anymore.
It's mr. A-minus now.

- That's gloating!

- Shall we abscond
to the library?

I'm confident we'll find
evidence that proves our claim.

- You want to present
the same topic?

- At the risk of getting an f?
No way.

- But the truth deserves
to see the light of day.

- Then I'm sorry,
but you're doing that
on your own.

I'm doing the project the way
we should've done it
the first time.

This whole thing
was a huge waste of time.

- Um... Kind of in my way,
heather.

- Yeah, well,
you ruined my night,
so I'm here to ruin yours.

- And what did I do, exactly?

- You gave us that whole speech
about history depending
on who's telling it.

So we went to the library
and found this letter

saying indigenous women
farmed this area
before collinsville was here.

- Heather, that's amazing!
- Yeah, except I only found
one letter,

so now I get to spend
my entire night
making a whole new presentation.

Thank you for that, by the way.
Just letting you know.

- Oh, you just have
to keep digging.
- You sound like such a claudia.

Okay, I get that it's important,
but why do I have to be the one
that fights for it?

- You know what?

You're right.

- Really? I thought
you were gonna tell me

it's my responsibility
as a human being to go out there

and kick injustice in the butt
or whatever.

- Trying to change the world
is hard.

Why go through all that trouble
for a silly little
history project?

- Because these women deserve
to have their stories told.
- Let someone else tell it.

- Like claudia? I mean,
what if she misses something?

An extra pair of eyes
sure would help a...

(chuckling)

you just reverse-psychology'd
me, didn't you?

(laughing)
- look. I know you don't think

that you "kick injustice
in the butt" or whatever,

but it sure sounds
like you want to.

- Ugh. I need to call claudia.

- And I need
to finish these pies.

- Hello?
- Hey, I'm coming to help.
Wh-where are you?

- Great question.
I reread the letter,

and it mentioned the indigenous
settlement was near the river,

and that it was low enough
that you could cross it on foot.

So I thought that must be
crossing point river.

But I got a little lost
trying to find it.

- You're lost in the woods
by yourself?
- What did you say?

- Claudia, that's so dangerous.

- Heather... Cutting out.
- Claudia!

- Hey.
- Hey...

Your message said
you wanted to talk?

- I did. I mean, I do.

About you know...

- When you kissed me?
- Oh, this is so embarrassing.

- You're embarrassed?
- Well, now you know I like you.

- Yeah... I like you, too.

- No, like... I "like" like you.

- Yeah, and I "like" like you,
too.

- But what about holly?
- Holly's holly,
but she's no piper parish.

(phone buzzing)
(piper chuckling)

(piper sighing)
you don't have to answer that.

- I might be mad at her,
but... She's doing this
for a good cause.

(buzzing)
(sighing)

hello.
- We've been hacked.

Have you reset the passwords?
- What are you talking about?

- Someone took the fundraiser
poster you made,
wrote mean stuff about me on it,

then posted it from
our beautify with pie account.

- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- Who would say,

"holly only cares about people
when she needs something
from them"?

Don't worry.
I've already called amy.

With her sherlock holmes brain,
we'll catch whoever did this
in no time.

Meeting at my place in 20.

Bye.

- I must've posted
the wrong file!

If holly finds out it was me,
she's gonna be devastated!
What do I do?

- Go into witness protection?

(birdsong)
- claudia!

- Claudia!!
- Claudia!

(heather sighing)

(bird cawing)
- we're never gonna find her!

- Well, we gave it our best try.
- We can't just go home.

- I didn't ask for claudia
to come out here to the woods
by herself.

Why are we friends
with this girl again?

- Yeah, I know,
it's totally reckless.

(sighing)
but I kind of get
why she did it.

- Really?
Please explain it to me,
because I'm a little hangry,

and even if I wasn't,
I don't think
I'd understand claudia.

- I dunno. It just kind of sucks
that we never heard about those
indigenous farmers before.

- There's a lot
we haven't heard of.

- I know, but this wasn't even
in our textbooks.
- That's how the world works.

It's not like there's a bunch
of people that look like me
doing things in our textbooks.

For most of history, we weren't
even allowed to learn to read.

- What? How did I not know this?

(claudia): Hello!!!

- Did you hear that?

- I think it's claudia!
(both): Claudia!

(claudia): Help!!
(heather): Claudia?

- Uh, maybe the things
on the poster are clues.
What's your favourite pie?

- Apple. What's wrong with that?

- Nothing. Apple is perfect.

Which means whoever wrote this
has a twisted view on pies -
and reality.

What's with this "cloak" thing?
Do you even own a cloak?

- I mean, I think I wore
a rain poncho once
to an outdoor concert.

(scoffing)
does that count?

- It means she's a fun vampire.
Like she sucks the fun
out of things.

- How did you know that?

- I mean, everyone knows that.

- I didn't. Neither did holly.

- Amy, come on.
Piper obviously didn't do it.
- I know, I know.

- It was an accident!

I was mad because you didn't
want to be an influencer
anymore.

I was just blowing off steam.
I definitely did not mean
for you to see it.

And I didn't mean to post it.

- You wrote all that stuff?

- I did.

- Huh.

- She tried to make
that influencer thing work,

but it was wrong for her.

She was honest about it,
which is more than you can say.

- So I should...
I should just tell her
how I feel?

- She already knows
how you feel.

It's time for you to apologize.

(sniffling)

- claudia!
- Claudia!

- Claudia!
- Guys! Over here!

- I think she's this way.
- Oh, no.
Claudia, what happened?

- I twisted my ankle
on some roots
and now I can't walk.

- You shouldn't have come
out here by yourself!

(sighing)
- I know, I know. I'm sorry.

(heather sighing)
- no, I'm sorry.

You were right
to want to keep digging.

- What's that?

- I think it's a piece
of pottery.

- But it looks ancient.
- No way!
- Oh, my stars!

(laughter)

(sighing)
(bell ringing)

- you know, I'm really glad
your ankle isn't broken.

- Me, too.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.
- What have you got there?

Piece of a broken pot?

- It's a piece of history.

- Nope!

This is a piece of terra cotta.
You can pick that up
in any garden store.

(laughing)
- no, that's... Not right.
- Not again.

- We are never gonna get justice
for those farmers.
- Which farmers?

- The indigenous women
who farmed this land
before thomas collins arrived.

- Oh, is this what
you're studying for school?

Nate is gonna be thrilled.

- What do you mean?
- That's what he did
his master's degree in.

- Wait. Really?
- Yeah.

- Were there indigenous people
who lived here before
the settlers arrived?

- Straight to the big question.
(laughter)

yes, there were.
And not only that,

but thomas collins was directly
responsible for the tribe
picking up roots and leaving.

- I thought they were friends.
- Didn't they teach him
how to farm the land?

- Originally the two groups
were on amicable terms, and yes,

the farmers did help collins
and his cohort
plant their first crop.

- Were the farmers women?
- You bet they were!
(nate chuckling)

- well, how did collins
make them leave?

- After he learned
to farm their land,

he built a rudimentary dam
to divert the river.

Made it easier for him
to irrigate his crops,

but it also diminished
the indigenous people's
access to water.

Without water,
their own crop yields shrank.

They soon found
they didn't have enough
to sustain their community.

- And that's why they left?

That's awful. I had no idea.

- That's probably why
you couldn't find anything
at crossing point river.

It's a river crossing now,
but 250 years ago,
it ran a different course.

- Correct again.
I see you youngsters
have done your research.

- Actually, we haven't.

But maybe you could point us
in the right direction?

- I'd be happy to.
(laughter)

- piper?

- Hey! How's your prep
for the fundraiser going?
- Um, good.

Savannah just dropped off
some pies and decorations.
She made banana-cream.

- I'll buy it.

(sighing)

pie me.
- What?

- When you quit
our influencer thing,
I was mad,

because I put so much hard work
into it and you threw it away
like it was nothing.

- I just... It wasn't my thing.
- I know, but...

I thought I wasn't your thing.

- No! No, I never said that.

(sighing)
but...

I do think I took your hard work
for granted,
and I am sorry for that.

- It doesn't matter.
I should've never written
those mean things about you.

It's not how I feel about you.

This will make us even.

- Banana-cream is
my second-favourite flavour.
- So sweet and creamy.

- It'd be a shame to waste it.
Do you want to share it instead?

- Does this mean
we're still friends?
- Let's go get two forks.

- With this dam, thomas collins
was able to redirect the river
towards his fields.

- But as a result,
it made it more difficult
for the indigenous farmers

to access the water
on their own land,
which was stolen from them.

- This is just one
of the many ways
the settlers' presence

was negatively impacting
their way of life.

- We may think we have
thomas collins to thank
for collinsville,

but he's not the hero
our history books
make him out to be.

- I'll admit this isn't
what I was expecting,

but you've told us something
about the founding
of collinsville,

which you've backed up
with three sources!

Well done!

I've decided to change your mark
from an f to an a.

(exclamations)
minus.

- But, like, we uncovered
a truth that isn't even
in our history books.

- A day late.
But thank you for the lesson.

- I mean,
at least we tied with mark,

so now he can't gloat
about his grades anymore.

- Yeah, for real.
He texted me, like, nine times
about it last night.

Makes me pretty glad
we didn't dress up as settlers.
(laughter)

hey, could you pass
the potatoes, please?

- Yes, everyone please
help yourselves to seconds.

Save us from an eternity
of leftovers.

- I'm sorry I doubted you.
We only pulled that off
because you didn't give up.

- Actually, I did give up.
But then you found me,

and all was well
in the universe.

(phone ringing)

(sighing)

- no phones at the table, holly.
- Hey.

Who's the parent here?
No phones at the table, holly.

- But it's piper and...

We have this whole thing today
and it's really important
I take this.

- Well...
(phone ringing)

it's fine, it's fine.

- Ah, thank you.

- Double standards in action,
ladies and gentlemen.

- Hey.
- Hey, holly.
- I'm really glad you called.

After everything that happened
between us, I just...

I wanted to ask if maybe
we could make a deal.

- For the last time, holly,
no, you cannot have
my blue cropped hoodie,

no matter how good you look
in it.

(laughing)

- let's promise to always
be honest with each other.

No matter what.
I don't want anything
that happened with the...

Poster thing to happen again,
okay?

- Actually,
I'm glad you brought that up,

because there's something else
you should probably know.

And this was actually
what I was calling to tell you.

Tyler and I are dating.

I know you guys used to have a
thing, so I wanted to make sure
you're the first to know.

(holly): That's... Great.

Super-duper great.
(laughing awkwardly)

I have no issues with that
whatsoever.

Honest.

(music)