All language subtitles for H.H.S03E03.The.Posing.Performer.1080p.HDTV.x264.CRiMSON.39668_track1_[eng]

- "beautiful." we throw
that word around a lot.

Like, my grandma calls me
beautiful,

but she also calls
sunsets beautiful,
and mountain ranges.

I even heard her calling
a barbecue beautiful once.

I mean, to be fair,
it was a really nice barbecue,
but...

If I and an appliance
for grilling meat
are both beautiful,

then what does the word
even mean?

And why do we place
so much importance on it?

- I've got big news.
- Me too. You first.

- Remember that grant I won
at the science fair?
- Mm-hmm.

- Well, I think I'm gonna run
an experiment

about how chewing gum
can enhance your memory.

- Gum? Usually you use words
that even my dictionary
can't understand.

Doesn't it feel a bit... Teeny?

- I guess. But fine,
what's your news?

Why are all holly's social-media
platforms all dark?

- 'cause holly's dead.
- What?

- Piper, are you--
(gasping)
are you sure about this?

- My bad. I meant to say
the old holly is dead,

as in the holly that didn't get
picked for the second leg
of gwen taylor's tour.

- Next time, lead with that.

- I ran a side-by-side
comparison between holly
and casey halshford,

the girl that gwen taylor chose
over holly.

They both have great music,
they both have
moderate-to-good style,

they both are socially
conscious,
but there's one key difference.

- Casey has 50,000 more
followers.

- So I came up with a brilliant
plan to build holly's
social-media platform.

Step 1: Wipe the slate clean.
Step 2:

Create some mystery,
make a few posts like this.

- "in dreams, we plant the seeds
of our future."
very mysterious.

- Step 3: Reveal a new holly
to the world.

- Ugh!
- Oh.
(heather sighing)

- um, heather...
Is everything okay?

- My game got postponed because
there's broken glass and garbage

all over the dugouts
and in the field.

- In beaumont park?
What happened?

- Animals. Terrible, awful,
no-good party animals.

Okay, who knows what they're
doing at the field at night?

But in the morning,
it's a war zone.

- I mean,
can't the town clean it up?
- Yeah, but it takes a week,

and our coaches asked the mayor
to send police patrols at night,

but she said it's not
in the budget, so...

- Okay.
Then we'll do it ourselves.

- Vigilante justice?
- Clean up the park.

And if we do it fast enough,
we might even be able
to get your game un-cancelled.

- Eureka! We'll do
the photo shoot at the park!

It's the perfect way to reveal
the new holly to the world.

- You mean after the cleanup?
- No, during the cleanup.

- Okay, yeah.
Yeah, getting out there,
doing good in my community.

- Exactly!
We catch you in your moment
helping the common woman!

Holly hobbie, a small-town girl
with big dreams
and an even bigger heart.

- Did she just call me common?
- I did, yes.

- Yeah.
(chuckling)

(sighing)

♪ you and me
run to a different beat ♪

♪ we are brave
lead the way lead the way ♪

♪ be the
you inside ♪

♪ and watch
the world take flight ♪

♪ we are brave
lead the way lead the way ♪

♪ be the change ♪

♪ be the change ♪

♪ gotta be the change ♪

- my son,
the marketing assistant.
It's not bad for your first job.

- Guess the car dealership
was impressed with my résumé,

because they hired me
over the phone.
Oh, darn, not again.

- Can I give you a hand
with that?
- I can do it.

- You're helping us out
by getting out
into the working world.

The least I can do
is help you with your tie.

(chuckling)
- it's good to have you back,
dad.

- Nice to be back.
You know,

you're the first hobbie
to go to work
wearing a suit.

(dad chuckling)
- other than mom, you mean?

- Oh! I was just joking.
Don't tell your mother, okay?

- Tell me what?
Oh, that your dad is no good
with ties?

(sighing)

- you know, what you're doing
is very responsible.

I'm not just saying that
because the money will help
the family out.

We're all proud of you, robbie.

- I'll try not to let you down.

- So handsome!
- Thanks, mom.

- Can we take a break?
You're getting too sweaty.

Didn't the monkey bars
used to be over there?

- Oh, they tore them down last
year. Too unsafe, I think.

That's systemic governmental
neglect for ya.

- Well, it's been neglected
for too long. Break's over.
- Ugh. Okay.

- And freeze!

(shutter clicking)
- can I move?
- Just let me get a few more.

Now, bend your knee. Yeah.

Point your toe. Turn your hips.

- This way?
- Tuck your chin. Chin. Yes!

- Literally no human being
stands like this.

- It looks great
in the pictures,

because it puts emphasis
in all the right places.

(sighing)
- at this rate, we'll be done
cleaning up by next year.

- Okay, just smile a bit.
- I actually think
your sister's pretty cool.

- I remain unconvinced.

- Oh, those are so cute!
- Oh, that is.

Oh. What's that on your face?
(gasping)

- oh.
- Amy?

You have a pimple.

- What?! Where?!

- Oh, yeah.
- Ugh!
- How did I not notice that?

- Okay, I mean, you can't use
any of these photos.

- Don't worry, I was gonna do
touch-ups on them anyways.

We can't unveil your rebranding
with raw, unpolished pics.
No need to get bent outta shape.

- Heh. Except for when she poses
for pictures.

- Hey, no time for hilarity,
amy! Alright? We got work to do,
come on!

- No, strut, strut, strut!
- They're running away!
- Come on!

- Ow. Ugh.

- Hey, bobby!

- Uh, it's actually robbie.
- Of course, of course.
I'm sorry.

Hey, can I interest you
in a new car, bobby?

- Again, it's robbie, and no,

I just wanted to say
that I am very excited to be
your marketing assistant.

- Oh... Now, you do realize

it's not
ad-exec-style marketing,
it's street marketing?

- Are they very different?
(chuckling)

- here are your flyers.

- I'm... Handing these out...
On the street?
- Is that a problem?

- No, uh, not at all,
I'm just... I am happy
for the opportunity, truly.

- Great attitude. Hey, I want
to see that positive energy
when you say your line.

- "goo-goo, ga-ga.
These almost bwand-new models
are fwesh as a newborn."

why is this written
like I'm a baby?

- Because... You...

...Will be wearing... This! Huh?

(squeaking)
(laughing)
- a baby costume?

- Huh? Here you go, yeah!

Ah, it's gonna be great!

- Okay...

- What rhymes with "sunrise"?

- Peach pies? Bite-size?
French fries.

I think I'm hungry.
- Hey!

- Oh, hi!
- So I posted the photos
of you cleaning up the park,

and one of them got linked
in an article from gen zero hero
magazine.

"ten beautiful teens
that make a difference."
- that's amazing!

- Yeah!
You got 100 new followers.
(laughter)

another one! 101!
- Holly, these people love you.

Listen to these comments.
"you're so beautiful. Omg,
how is your skin so perfect?"

I guess you took care
of that pimple.

- Is there any comments
about the park?
- Not really.

- Because everyone's focused
on you, which is a good thing!

And I haven't even told you
the best part.

Gen zero hero magazine
reached out.

They're doing a campaign
on environmental awareness,

and they want up-and-coming
influencers to do takeovers
on their socials, including you!

(laughter)
- what?!

- No way!
- Tomorrow night, you get to
post directly to their account.

- Okay, um... What if instead
of tomorrow's open mic,

we do a livestream from the park
to remind people to take care
of their green spaces?

- That's perfect.
And we could do fan interactions
between songs.

- Um, I have a question
about this angle.

Is it just me, or does your skin
look too perfect?

- The magic of photoshop.

- Am I taller?
- A smidge.

- And shinier?
- No, we call it "radiant."

- did you...
Did you make my chin smaller?
- A little bit.

But you know,
it's what everyone does online.

- Not everyone. In the photo,
she looks like a supermodel,
and irl, she's just holly.

Aren't you worried about holly
misrepresenting herself?

- Do you think
I should take it down?
- No way!

You're blowing up
because you look so good.

Just trust me, okay?
Our plan is working.

- Okay. It's...
It's just a few photos.
(chuckling)

no big deal, right?

- Exactly.
(chuckling nervously)

ng)
(sighing)

- goo-goo, ga-ga. These almost
brand-new cars are...

(laughter)
just take the flyer.

(sighing)
goo-goo, ga-ga... Ah!!

- Hi. Great to see you.
- Hey.

(whistling)
(sighing)
- robbie!

- Ah!!
- Hi! I came to see you
on your first day at work!

(sighing)
wow!

- That's it, I quit.

- Okay, no, no, before you do,
I want to get a photo.
Oh, honey.

I'm just having memories.
Do you know that you were
the cutest baby?

- Mom!
- What? What, what?

- You and dad
were so proud of me.
If he sees me like this...

- No, look, there is nothing
to be ashamed of.

- I'm in a baby costume!

- I hate to break it to you,
but you've done
more embarrassing things.

- Yeah, you're right,
maybe I deserve this loser job.

- Whoa, hey, hey!
Robbie, look.

Okay, maybe you're not launching
into a big, prestigious career
right now,

but it's still a real job, okay?

And it puts food on the table.
And I know it's not
what you thought, but...

You wanted to do this to help
the family out, right?

- Yeah, I do.
- A little bit silly,
but it is your job,

and you should be proud of it.

'cause I know I am.

- You know what? You're right.
This is my job.

- Yeah.
- You still want that selfie?

- It would make me
the happiest mom ever. Okay.

On three, two...

- Goo-goo, ga-ga.
These prices are incwedible!
(squeaking)

- hey, y'all. Holly here.
So I'm getting ready
for the open mic tonight,

and since so many of you guys
were wondering
what I'd be wearing,

I thought I'd give you
a little sneak peek.

This is me!
I'll see you tonight. Mwah.

- Okay, how many times
are you gonna film that?

'cause, like,
the first four were fine.

- As many times as it takes
for me to look right.
- What are you talking about?

You look like you.

(scoffing)
- I don't look like this me.

- Okay, what does the way you
look have to do with the park?

- Everyone at the livestream
will be expecting
this perfect girl

that piper created
in this photo,

and they're gonna get
the real me instead,
pimple and all!

- Okay, well,
we leave in three hours.

Hopefully that's enough time
to get one 10-second clip.

(sighing)
(phone ringing)

(piper): Hey, holly!
Why the furrowed brow?
- Piper, I need you.

I can't get my look right.

- Don't fear. I'll be over
with my makeup kit in 10.

(groaning)
- oh, hard day at the office?

- Eh, it wasn't easy,

but an honest day's work
is a good day.

Plus, best part, I got paid!
- Ooh!

- Ooh, can I have one
of those muffins?
- Yeah.

- Cannot wait to cash my...
Two bucks?!

I worked all day
and they gave me two bucks?

- That can't be right.
Did they list your deductions?

- Yeah, federal tax,
social security,

wisconsin state tax.
Training fee?

- Uniform rental?

- It must've been
for the dumb baby costume.

I can't believe it.
At first I thought this was
a real job, and now this.

This is the universe telling me
this is what I deserve.

- You see that guy over there?
That's nate.

He's the editor
of the collinsville angle.

You should go
and tell him your story.

- Why? So he can laugh at me?
What?

- As an employee,
you have certain rights.

I don't think that a lot
of those deductions are legal.

You should speak out!

- What is taking so long?!
Holly! It's time to go!

- Wow! Piper did that?
(holly laughing)

- how do I look?
- You look nice.
- Is it too much?

- No, you look
like a supermodel.
- He's right.

(laughing)
you look enchanting.
Everyone will love you.

- Not if we're late.
Can we go now?

- Have fun!

- Oh, my gosh, tell me more.

- So now I'm out on the street
in a giant baby costume,
trying to hide from people.

But you know
what's impossible to hide?

- No. What?
- The shame.
(laughing)

no, a giant inflatable baby
costume!

It's not exactly camouflaged!
I guess I could've wandered
over to the daycare, but...

And you know
what the worst part is?

It's not the tiny paycheque
or the stupid baby-costume
rental fee.

It's the fact that I'm actually
considering going back
to that job.

Not because I want to,
not for two bucks,
but I need a job.

- Wow.
I knew the job market was tough,
but this is criminal.

- Yeah. Wait.
So... You'll write about it?

- No. I want you
to write about it.

(laughing)
- no... No, I-I can't write.

- Yeah, yeah, you can.
Just write it the way
you just told it to me.

These stories are always better
in the first person,

and you got a knack
for storytelling.

What do you say, uh,
50 for 500 words?

- 50 what?
- Dollars.

- What, you're gonna pay me?
- Of course. You deserve to get
paid for the work you do.

♪ have you ever felt ♪

♪ like you've been thrown away ♪
- okay.

♪ like all your hard work ♪

♪ has all just gone to waste ♪

♪ cause they didn't believe ♪

♪ in what you had to say ♪

♪ oh oh oh
but they should ♪

♪ 'cause we clean up good... ♪

(cheering)
(mouthing)

♪ take that dirt
and brush it off ♪

♪ time to prove 'em wrong
like you know you... ♪

♪ should... ♪

♪ the world needs you
to start anew ♪

♪ like you know you could ♪

♪ yeah we clean up good ♪

(cheering)

I hope you guys like that one.
I'm here livestreaming
to you at home

to show you guys
how much I care about our parks

and to help you guys understand
how important it is to keep them
looking beautiful.

And remember, you guys can help
take care of them too.
Every voice counts.

- Don't forget
to name-check them!

- Oh, and I'm so honoured
that gen zero hero's asked me

to take care
of their account tonight!

I love being able to show
my little corner of the world.

- Your sister is so amazing.
I can barely believe
you two are related.

(holly): Why don't we take
a minute to see what our friends
online have to say?

Piper, are there any questions?
- Tons! Follower samwithaplan12

wants to know how you get
your hair so straight
and so "volumous."

- oh, I, um, I just...

- Holly's too humble
to answer that, so I'll take it.

The truth is, sometimes,
you're just born with it.

- Um... Are there any comments
or questions about the park?

- Well, I mean, not...
Not really,

but there's tons
of other great ones in here,
like this one from honeybee6342:

"is your glow more
of an incandescent warmth
or a clear morning shine?"

- you're asking about my makeup?

- Well, not me. Honeybee6342.
Oh.

Follow-up question:
"are you coming out
with a makeup palette?"

- no, no, I'm, um,
I'm not planning on it.
- Yet.

- You know what? I think that's
enough questions for now.

Why don't we get our next act
up here?
Can we give them a warm welcome?

Yeah?
(cheering and applause)

- what would you think
if I told you I was doing
high-definition, transcranial,

alternating-current stimulation
for my memory-enhancement
experiment?

- I would probably think: Huh?
And: What are you talking about?

- I'm still working out
experiment ideas

for the grant I won
at the regional science fair.

I thought I had one
about how chewing gum
can enhance your memory, but--

- wait, is that true?
- Yeah, that was my working
hypothesis,

but piper said
it sounded childish.

- I think it sounds simple
and incredible,

and way less scary
than your transcranial
electrification unit,

or whatever.

Imagine if teachers were wrong
this entire time

and chewing gum in class
was actually smart.

- You know what? You're right.
Simple is good.

I was overthinking it.
Thanks, robbie.

- Oh, before you go,
would you mind taking a look

at this article I'm writing
for the collinsville angle?

I just want to make sure
all the spelling is right.

- Ooh! Fancy.
What's it about?
- My marketing job.

Well, what I thought was a
marketing job, but turned out to
just be me handing out flyers.

- Huh.
- Something wrong?

- How about I read it back
to you and you tell me
what you think?

- Okay.
- "my job, by robbie hobbie."

- so far, so good.
- Mm-hmm.

"it all started
when I got a market job."

- oh, that should say marketing.

- Uh, "my frost thought
was that it sounds relay cool."

I'm assuming that's supposed
to be my "first" thought
and it sounds "really" cool?

- You know what?
Just forget about it.

Writing this article
was a dumb idea.

- No, it's not that bad.
- My "frost" thought?

- Hey,
it could've just been a typo
that got autocorrected weird.

I mean, the I and o
are right next to each other.

- It's bad enough I got tricked
into doing this job
for almost nothing.

Now I can't even do words?

- Write words.
- That is exactly what I mean!

Someone smart like you wouldn't
understand what it's like to...

Just be so useless.

- Okay, why don't you tell me
what you were trying to say,
and I'll type?

- It's supposed to be my words.
- No, it will be.

I'll just help you put them
on the page.

- Okay.
- Here, tell me everything
from the beginning.

- Okay, um, well,

it all started with a job
listing that said
"marketing assistant",

and a dream.
(both chuckling)

- hey, holly!
(crowd cheering)

this takeover's going great,
isn't it?!
People online love you!

- People care more
about what I look like
than what I have to say.

Why'd you say that my hair
naturally looks like this?

- I was being coy.
- But it's not true.

And now people think this is
actually what I look like.

- Everyone knows the internet
is filtered.

- I didn't.
- Okay,
then everyone except you.

- Can we get a photo with
the girl who's saving the park?

- Young fans, yes! So -brand.

- Heather, get in here!

(piper): Smile!
- Wait. You have to tell us
how to pose.

Is it like... This?

- Mm, point your toe a bit more.
More.

Yeah.

- Why are you posing like that?

- That's how we're supposed to,
isn't it?

- No. No, it's not.

- But that's how you do it.
- Ah...

Piper, look,
I know that I need to be getting
more followers,

but I can't keep doing this
unless I can be my real,
authentic self, okay?

Can you film this, please?

- Okay.
But remember this is live.

- If you want to look like this,
then that's fine, that's okay.

But you need to know
that I definitely didn't
just wake up like this.

This?
This isn't even my real hair.

See? It's just an extension.
(laughing)
and these?

These aren't even
my real eyelashes.
They're not me.

And all of this weird, shiny
stuff on my face that makes
my nose look super pointy

and my chin look awkwardly tiny,

it's all an optical illusion.
It's just some shine.
(laughing)

mm, gosh.
(chuckling)
this is so embarrassing.

- What do you mean?
You have like a billion views.

- Everybody loves a meltdown.
(chuckling)

- "thank goodness
for some honesty on here.

This girl deserves a medal.
Glad someone finally said
what needed to be said."

most of these comments
are about how awesome you are.

- What do you think?

- Total meltdown.
- Heather!
- Ah, holly!

- That is so rude!
- You're rude!

- Can you be at least sensitive
for a little bit?
- No! I cannot!

- Oh, come on!
- Ah, fine.

(sighing)
look, everyone is always saying
how amazing you are,

but to me you're just, you know,
holly.

And yeah, sure, whatever,
you're like, amazing, you know?

(holly chuckling)
but, um... This?

This is the coolest
you've ever been.

- Hello!
- Mm. Hello. Mom!

What are you doing here?

- Nate asked me to make
a special delivery.
Hot off the presses.

- He published my article?
He did, didn't he?!

This'd be a really mean trick
if he didn't.

- Well, have a look
at the front page.
- The front page?

- Below the fold,
but I'm not gonna hold that
against you.

- Oh!
(heather): Holly!
- Uh...

- Are you embarrassed?
- No, no,
why would I be embarrassed?

- 'cause the only job I'm good
for is handing out flyers
in a silly costume?

- Hey, to be honest,
when you told me
there wasn't an interview,

I half-expected that
to be the case.

But... You did the job.
I'm proud of you.

- And this,
this is really funny.

I mean, I had no idea you had
such a way with words.

- Yeah, yeah, um,
these are my words.

- And your parents are not the
only ones who are proud of you.

A little bird told me
that the paper wants to hire you
as a junior reporter.

- What?!
- They want me to write more?

- You had nate in stitches.
He said he needs
that youthful pov.

- You see? That just goes
to show that hard work,
it does pay off.

Girls? 'cause yesterday,
you were a giant baby,
and today you're a journalist.

- And it's all because
of that beautiful article.
(heather): Boom!

- I'm so proud of you.
(holly): See what I mean?

"beautiful" can mean
so many different things,

so we should probably stop
trying to live up to it.

Now, that would be beautiful.

♪ take that dirt
and brush it off ♪

♪ time to prove 'em wrong ♪

♪ like you know you should... ♪

♪ the world needs you
to start anew ♪

♪ like you know you could ♪

♪ yeah we clean up good... ♪