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Now those as friends of my fathers went to the hospital and there was wife, that's it, his wife went in hospital and he went into work.

And when he got into work he said to his secretary, "My wife's gone into hospital today."

And she thought he said, "My wife's gone into hospital to die."

This man is an Australian, that's an Australian.

And he went into work and he said to his secretary in an Australian accident.

You see, he says, "My wife's gone into hospital to die."

And anyway, later in the day, when he's leaving work, his secretary says to him, "I'm sorry to hear that your wife is dying."

And he says, "Well, what do you mean, poor brother? What do you mean?"

And she says, "Well, you came into work this morning and said that your wife has gone into hospital to die."

And he said, "Now, now she's gone into hospital to die, not to die."

And they both laughed and that was that.

And the funny thing was that she'd gone in for an ingrown turn out and did in fact die during the anesthetic.

Mr. Finn?

Ah, nice talking to you.

He gets to include me once here, don't you?

You'd think it was a morgue.

Mr. Finn.

Ah, yes, Mr. Finn.

My name is Dr. David and Dr. Demoto is after that.

Please to meet your doctor.

Yes, this is a nurse's cancer, I did leave you with a higher.

Not in the biblical sense, no.

You see, my very high spirits today, Mr. Finn.

Oh, I am too. I think I'm in line for the motion.

At the old firm.

I see. Well, this is about the results of your insurance medical service.

Yes. If you lie down, Mr. Finn, I'd like to have a look at your chest.

I bet you're not the only one, ain't I?

Please, Mr. Finn.

Is that what you need a little more than that, Mr. Finn?

Much more.

Could you breathe in, please, Mr. Flipp?

I've never really been ill, you know? I've been very lucky.

I should have an aunt who was thought I was ill, but mentally ill.

She thought I was a mental deficient.

She had to send my mother, prespectuses for

a facial re-European lunatic asylum.

And the ironic thing was that she did actually end up in a lunatic asylum,

and I'm perfectly alright.

Oh, yes, Mr. Flipp. I'm afraid I do have some rather bad news.

Well, it'd been a good day so far, so...

Socket to me, Doc?

Taking my findings today in conjunction with a test joctage, a motor to a class week,

it's quite clear that you have hushens disease.

Well, is that bad?

Well, it is very advanced. It's a disease that acts very much like...

Well, it's terminal.

In what sense? In the sense that I'd say that you had less than 30 minutes to live.

A version of disease is very rare, it is very rare.

It's certainly the first time I've come across it.

The chances of contracting it are about one and a million.

Ah, that's interesting.

I'm very sorry.

It's not a good piece of news. Is it?

Very good.

And you're quite sure.

Cross my heart and...

Well, what sort of time are we talking about then?

I think it should be all over by about 10 to 10. Oh, gracious me.

What am I going to do? What? What?

Well, perhaps you'd like to sit in the waiting room. We have some old covers of punch.

No, nothing can't pop out.

For a feathered brochure.

A feathered brochure. After all, I've got a whole life to live in 30 minutes.

It's a little less than that now, I think you'll find.

Why were time you making?

325.

Oh, 325, no?

Right, 27 minutes. Not 70 news.

26 and a half minutes. Do something. Do something. Do everything. Bye!

Missed one.

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Excuse me. My name's Berlick Srip. Had I wanted to take out all my money?

Oh, well, if you could join me at the other team, I'll go and find you at your branch.

Oh, no, wait. I haven't got time to queue.

I'm sorry. I want to check books.

You want to check the books. Are you in a accountant?

Stop, stop, stop. Bloody whore.

I'm sorry, Mr. Pada purse but you only seem to have a deposit account.

Now we can't issue checkbook on a deposit account.

Deposites? That's right. You have to have a current account.

Current? Deposites? No, current.

- A deposit? - No, current.

- Not current? - No? No a cunt!

Indeed, on a no account, may you have a checkbook.

Damn! Bloody absurd, it's the black hole of coke!

I'm going to get it!

- There's no money in your pocket. - You!

- Money is the only time to justify ten.

- This is ten thirty-sixth of the evening. - The same amount as the Spirion.

- Come on, look, make your mind go. - Sprout would have been both cute at the same time, really?

- Graded, aren't we? - What was the weather like when you arrived here?

Had Phoebus, fiery iron monger of the gods ridden his fiery chariot, but...

- Mossy bank and stroppy welkin? - Or was it night?

Had Dame Luna, saucy virgin of the nether regions, licks her lantone bright?

- Right. I finished now.

- Hello! You're waiting! - Oh!

Oh, it's gone! Oh, look, I can't die, that's banking!

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So, no one's gonna help him? Just gonna have to find my hand off!

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Mr. Fitt, could you please come to enquire with us?

So don't go anywhere else out, thank you very much.

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- Hey, part. - My money, my money.

- Now I took the sign out to see it first. - Right.

Do you have a pen?

No, I'm sorry, sir.

- What's with anyone else there? Have a pen? - Say, I've got a pen, please.

No, I'm sorry.

But the answer can't be no. Look, I can't waste any longer.

Does anyone have a pen?

- Suppose-- - Look, a pen is someone surely.

- Lime, bastence. - All right?

I'm coming through.

Now, must be a pen there somewhere else?

- No! - First, we've got to see.

- You ever come up? - No, I can't, you know.

- Oh, it's a pen. - Please, please.

- This guy is a knife. - Can't do that.

- Right, oh! - Shut up!

- Shut up! - All of you!

What are you doing with your life? That so damn important, you can't even find me a pen.

How many to pose you died tomorrow? Funny or things have happened?

I'm dying today, for example.

Then saying, "Pete out at the perning gates, ask you what you've done with your lives."

And you say, "I've worked in the bank at the corner of Glosset Street for 15 years.

Will he then say, "Hall my sons, you have exceeded my expectations. Step royally into the house of heavenly peace."

Will he, how? He'll say, "You complete prick. What do you think I gave you a brain for?"

- Mr. Frick, we found you a pen. - I said, "Shut up!"

I spent my years browsing through the old herbs of life's rich menu,

without ever really choosing a stuff.

And now I've got 50 minutes left to live.

And my advice to you is stop the starter and get straight down to the main course,

because in the great risk of life, death is no greater.

He won't wait for you, and you're out of the mind list.

You'll sling you out from death, not by way before you can say, "File for the channel."

Life is a sweet second.

Life is a past from stone, order, hold one pot.

A walk later.

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Oh, you know where am I going?

I've got trouble getting to life, and I'm not going to be able to listen.

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Excuse me, you look like an intelligent sorry fellow.

Sorry?

Forget it.

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Look, you look like an intelligent sorry fellow.

What would you do if you had all the money in the world, and all the time?

In which dispended?

Yeah, I'm going to think of a quick week, please.

Of course, folks, I've tried to see all the great art.

You can be all great books, listen to all the great music, sleep with a lot of expensive women.

And how long do you think that would take?

You guys suppose ten years, all toads.

I've only got about ten minutes.

Do you have any suggestions?

Do you know of any great art in this area?

Well, you can see some reproductions and great paintings that are supposed to sharp just a few years.

How good I do.

How good I do.

You're talking about thank you.

Thank you.

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What?

You can't be out of house.

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Is it?

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We're fine.

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Have you got the Mona Lisa?

No, I'm not the real one, mate.

Sold it yesterday.

No, I mean a copy.

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Yes, it's in between the aboriginally reading playboy and the tennis player, no knickers on him.

Ah, right.

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What's meant to be so good about it?

I don't know.

I think it's meant to be something to do with the lips, I think.

Hmm.

Well, it's absolutely frank.

I prefer blondes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I've just seen the Mona Lisa.

Lovely.

What else?

What else?

A book's music with him?

Yeah, I guess.

Oh, I'm curious.

I don't need to get into the literally nothing.

Everything?

Sounds perfect.

Can we just jump some directions and I go safe?

Time?

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Do you have worn peace, please?

Excuse me, I'm looking for a copy of war and peace.

Fine.

Can I help you?

Yes, I'm looking for war and peace.

Middle shelf on the left.

All right.

Why is it a war and peace?

A war and peace, a war and peace.

A war and peace.

Oh, no, I can't read this.

Ah.

Ah.

How I see?

I see.

Yes.

No, it's.

Typical.

I can't read this much.

The fucker.

I can't read it.

Bloody frog.

Part two.

Part two.

Part two.

Serve them right.

Oh dear.

Oh, good.

Oh, hell.

Oh, well.

Great.

Thanks. Thanks very much.

Oh.

Um.

Oh.

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Come again.

It gives something like.

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It's.

It's.

It's a dog, Joe, in Gee Monobio Benoni.

Ah.

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If I die in there.

This is my word number.

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Oh, this is ridiculous.

Look, go to a health farm or something.

Now, women.

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What's up?

Wait.

I'm waiting.

I just like to have a word or two with you about heaven and hell, uh, the other place.

Um, relax.

Relax.

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Do you mind if I have a cigarette?

No, no, no, no.

Thanks.

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Three minutes to live.

Three minutes.

What are you thinking about?

Three decades of three years.

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Two and three quarter.

Two and three minutes.

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my name is Bernard Fripp and I live in 37 A.W. Heaven You

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