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oh honey

I feel horrible God

you know what you look horrible

please I need you to take care of me

look at this place we're in some hospital in Bobway

listen you got sick and ruined our vacation like always

because it's always about you

and your pathetic little needs

not to mention your pathetic little things okay

God it's my responsibility to take care of you baby

baby I need someone to take care of me

it's gotta be you I don't trust anybody else

you whining little child you're a man child okay

and just to get you to shut up

don't touch me you're sick remember

just to get you to shut up

I will go find a doctor thank you

so doctor

this sick piece of shit is my pathetic husband

hey who's this guy what's your

name what's your name

my name is Earth man what's your name

what's up man

what's up bro

I'm John man

I'm Doctor John Doctor John

what kind of Doctor John dabs

listen honey

who's this guy he is

what's his problem he's a perfect

oh yeah

he's a fucking shush you speak too much okay

enough with the talking

this is a highly skilled physician

and he actually gives a shit about you no

no don't even

don't even don't no

you're done with me I'm done with you it's over

but look I'm highly qualified to be a doctor

my wife Doctor John

I'm gonna tell you I um

I don't mean to be forward

but you're very handsome and

I did have a brief

chance to look over your credentials

can I look highly qualified indeed

unlike some people I know

that have absolutely no skills whatsoever

except sitting on the couch

picking your ass and eating potato chips

I'm watching football

you're not allowed to talk back to me

if you wanna test me and play me

then you can try but listen honey

you're not going to succeed

so shut your fucking mouth

and stop coughing at me like a pathetic little shit

you're lucky that this doctor is even here

that he gives a shit about you

and your pathetic little dick

sorry Doctor John

I'm very hostile I have so much resentment inside of me

I just need it to be

released wait

check this out okay

okay

let me give you a physical

let me let me make sure you're okay

oh man

Doctor John this is exactly what I need

I need someone to to take care of me

you know you wanna be taken care of

I'm the woman you're a fucking loser

you're not even a real man

I'm sorry Doctor Johnson

kiss me

so you make sure you don't got high blood pressure okay

okay okay

make sure you don't have a heart attack

I can't stand here I know

I know I

it was the biggest mistake of my life ain't that a

oh let me let me clean this off real quick

thank you Doctor John

you're so caring

compassionate

tall

gotta kind of got a little regular heartbeat going on

well I've got a BBC

you know where haha

Doctor John

oh God come on man

music

yeah

yeah take that down a little bit

it is rather warm in here

don't you think doctor

yeah let me let me get in there

I gotta listen you get your pathetic ass off the bed

I need a physical

I'm getting a physical from Doctor John

you're not allowed to speak

you're sick sit your pathetic

sick retarded loser ass in that wheelchair and hurry up

because I don't have a fucking day

you already ruined my goddamn vacation

hurry up today thank you

that doesn't seem professional

oh my God at all

yeah that's good

take those clothes down right there

you know what yes

doctor to use some tongue pressure real quick

uh oh need to check in your mouth real quick okay

yeah for me

ah ah

you see that you see that

say ah ah

look up look up a little bit

ah oh

there we go there we go

I have no gag reflex Doctor Don

well not really

what now

yeah let me let me make sure these are healthy okay no

no like lumps and stuff no

no lumps oh

oh I like that

that's good make sure it's the reflexes okay

Doctor John oh

wow you have got a great touch

shh silence

oh well wait

make sure are you insinuating something

okay I'll talk to John I'm just teasing you

you are very sexy

let's get some stuff started

oh I

I can't help that well hey

it's um

doctor patient privilege is it not

is it not yes

it is hmm

can you spread those legs

yes yes

let me yes

let me make sure yes

you know make sure this is a

look how wet you make me Doctor John

I'm getting my panties wet

you sure that's healthy

yeah there we go

get the fuel hmm yes

thank you for your right there

oh yeah

thank you

haha just make sure

oh cough real quick

cough real quick

yeah here you go

ah do you like it huh

moves good she's saying hello to you

she likes you moves good there we go

hmm see

my husband can't get creative like this

Doctor John he's a pathetic and fortunate fool

a real douchebag if you ask me

here put those in your mouth

you're lucky you can even get a taste of this

let me let me get a closer yes

sorry DOC

sorry Doctor John

oh I need to make sure

I need to make sure anger

oh my oh

oh yeah

you can take a lesson from Doctor John okay

not only is he a gentleman

but he knows how to actually make a woman feel sexy

okay

sickening that's good hmm

here we go oh doctor oh my finally pleasure exists huh

oh God

you're killing Doctor John's wood don't speak

haha

I laughed because you are just such a retard

seems good it's working well

Doctor John you know what

can I take off your lapcoat for you

yeah kind of hot in here listen

Doctor John

my husband needs a lesson in learning how to fuck

like an actual man not like a little boy

or like a little coward

or like a little loser that he is oh wow

so I'm gonna utilize this opportunity so what is this

honey to let you show my little loser husband

how a real man fucks hmm

what do you think about that doctor

wow get a load of this cock

some some good mouth right there

some some good mouth right there oh

I have to give you a couple of physiques

here and there

you shake the ass too huh

you got those good reflexes

oh yeah fuck yeah

hmm hmm hmm

oh

I gotta take these clothes off

I gotta take these clothes off

hey you know what

talk to him real quick let me let me you know

let me I don't wanna talk to him John

I hate him let me take these on

let me let me get comfortable real quick

let me you see that that's a real dick

not the 3 inches that you're sporting in your fucking

you know tiny whities

whatever the fuck you wear you pathetic loser God

don't keep me waiting too long doctor

hey rub your pussy or something

rub your pussy bro

oh trust me I am

hmm

where do you want me doctor

yeah

I'm more than the doctor you think

shut your pathetic little mouth

yeah ha ha ha ha ha yeah ha ha ha ha oh

there you go

hmm hmm oh yeah

yes I love it

I love it I love it

I love it I love it

I love it oh

oh god oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

hmm yes ha

hmm I want you to put it in me yeah

yeah stick it in my fucking slut hole

yeah

yes please

ha give me a gynecological exam please

yeah

oh wow Doctor John

uh huh

oh fuck shush

silence

get down

oh yeah

oh

oh oh

my fucking God damn it yeah

that's some good fucking dick yeah

that's how real man fuck some pussy right here

uh huh yeah

that's it yeah

come on give me that fucking shit oh

oh holy shit yes

doctor fucking John

oh oh oh

oh yeah

yeah hmm

oh fuck yes please

please please

I want it I want this

I want it in me show him how you fuck me

show him how a real man fucks his wife

you see this honey

it's a real cock fucking your wife

how does that make you feel

ha ha makes me feel pretty damn good

ha ha

yes

yeah oh my God

it's so fucking good yes yes

I'm good I'm very comfortable

I'm very comfortable

gotta make sure the patients don't fall out of the

out of the chair

good doctor

oh oh

oh my God you're so fucking good yeah

that's some good dick

look at that yeah

look at that

it's a real man that's afraid to take charge yeah

it's fucking good

Doctor John where are you going

oh okay hmm hmm

oh

I got this I got this

hey you know what

I got this hey

make yourself useful hold

hold this man

hold this um

Doctor John

show me your credentials

oh

yes

oh yeah

oh

oh yes

haha

yes how a real man fucks

take note

oh my God oh

oh stop fucking crying over there

you're such a fucking loser

go get a job

God

go learn how to use your penis

or whatever you call that thing

hmm hmm

yeah yeah

uh huh yeah

do that do that

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm

ah oh my God yes

please fuck yeah

that's it that's it

that's it oh

I'm gonna come all over your big black cock yeah

I'm gonna come all over your big black cock yeah

oh fuck yes finally

finally I actually came from getting fucked

ah ah

it's nice to not use my vibrator for once

oh shit

some good fucking pussy man

he doesn't even know man

he doesn't even know how good this pussy is

he doesn't even know what to do with this pussy

make sure you have a physical in like two days okay

two more days oh okay

I think follow up yeah

follow up definitely follow up

oh yes

doctor fucking John I love it

oh my God oh

get your fucking gross hands away from my face

you're sick remember

so fucking annoying

you think you'd take a fucking hint

oh no

what's going on here you wanna um

come taste taste um

you read my mind

um

oh shit um

yeah things checking out well um

boobs are good um

pussy's tight yeah

here we go

stop crying like a fucking baby

here we go I'm not crying

oh yeah

fuck me back Doctor John yeah

oh my God yeah

oh oh yeah

that's it oh wow

hmm hmm

oh yes

oh

oh

oh oh

oh

oh

oh yes yes

oh fuck ah

ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

fuck

oh

oh God you still crying over there

it's a little fucking cry baby

so fucking sick of looking at you

can't you go sit in the closet somewhere

or like go face the wall

fuck

hmm hmm yes

oh

oh yeah

oh yeah

uh huh hmm

yeah you know that

how to make this woman very happy doctor

ah

hmm

oh yes

hmm

oh

hmm

hmm

hmm

hmm where else do you want me doctor

hmm

where do you want me

yes

oh wow

there is that hole

oh

see he could find my hole haha

and when he puts his dick in it

I can actually feel it

there's the difference between your puny

little worthless cock and his amazing BBC bitch

oh

oh oh wow oh oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh

oh fuck

oh oh

oh my God damn it

fuck yeah ah

oh oh fuck me so good

shit oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

ah ah

I'm gonna come I'm gonna come oh

fuck oh my God

I love your fucking cock I love that fucking cock

oh

oh my God

hmm you gonna give me something yummy

yeah you gonna give me a treat

hmm huh

yeah I wanna fucking taste it

I wanna taste your sweet calm doctor

mm let me taste it

mm over my face mouth

mm mm

just beat that yeah

ah haha

ah

ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah

yeah oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck

oh my God yeah

take that pussy for a ride yeah

take that pussy for a ride

holy shit that's some good dick yeah

tell me when you're ready for it jump

jump jump

jump yes

ah ah

yeah doctor

hmm

ahh uh huh ahh

ahh ahh ah shit ahh

fuck

ahh

oh shit took the medicine huh

took that good Tylenol right there cure that headache

the only headache that I have left that needs curing

is this lousy bastard

but clearly

that's for another day