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[twangy rock music]
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- Yes, yes, Claude, you
don't have to worry.
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Have I ever let you down before?
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The diamonds are safe and
sound here at my villa.
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Take a hike.
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We'll meet at the regular place
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as soon as the heat cools down.
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Say, two weeks.
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[bluesy saxophone music]
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- Now, if I were a
priceless diamond necklace,
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where would I be?
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Oh, darn.
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[bluesy saxophone music]
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[beeping]
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[bluesy saxophone music]
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- Listen to me, Claude,
there's no reason
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to get your panties in a twist.
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You want your
diamonds now, fine!
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I'll grab them and I'll
meet you in an hour!
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- You know, you really
shouldn't get upset, Rico.
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You know what the doctor said
about your blood pressure.
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- It's this damned Frenchman.
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He's driving me crazy!
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- I thought you said
Claude was Belgian.
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- He can be from Outer
Mongolia for all I care.
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I am never doing
business with him again.
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- You know what, why don't
you let me help you relax.
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- Sandy, you are too good to me.
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What did I ever
do to deserve you?
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- Oh, I wonder.
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- I am tempted,
but I've gotta go
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meet the silly Bulgarian.
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- Belgian.
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- Whatever.
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He wants his stuff now, and,
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the sooner I'm done
with him, the better.
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- Sure I can't convince
you to take a break?
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[bluesy saxophone music]
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- Well.
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- That's more like it.
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- I do gotta go.
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- Not until I help
you calm down.
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Doctor's orders.
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- Well, I wouldn't wanna
disobey the doctor.
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[mysterious, tense music]
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- Bingo!
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[mysterious, tense music]
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- Oh, come on, Rico,
just one more time.
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- Listen, Sandy, I appreciate
your enthusiasm, okay?
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I gotta go.
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That crazy Bavarian won't wait.
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- Belgian.
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- Whatever.
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- Hands up, Rico.
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- What the?
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- Did you get the diamonds, Jas?
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- Yep, right here.
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- Wait.
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Where did you have that gun?
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- Wouldn't you like to know.
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- Well, well, Rico Martinez,
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biggest jewel thief on
the western hemisphere,
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and we caught you.
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- Wait, Jasmine,
Sandy, you girls
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have been with me
for over a month.
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And, Sandy, we were intimate.
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You're saying all
of this is an act.
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- When we go undercover, we go
deep, deep, deep undercover.
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- Hands up, dirt bag!
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- It's okay, Nikki, we got him.
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- Where were you
this whole time?
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- You told me to blend in.
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- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Who the hell are you girls?
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- [Women] We're the
Teeny Weeny Bikini Squad.
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[mysterious, tense music]
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- Well done, ladies.
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Rico Martinez has been taken
into custody by Interpol,
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and the insurance
company who hired us
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has deposited a nice fat check
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directly into our bank account.
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- Glad to be of service.
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- Of any kind.
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- So, does that
mean we finally get
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to take that vacation,
because there's a beach
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in San Trope that's
calling my name.
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- We really could use a break.
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We've had four cases
in as many months.
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Sometimes you gotta let
the batteries recharge,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I do, I do, and I wish
I could help you ladies,
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but I just have one
small little problem.
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You have another assignment,
and it just can't wait.
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- Well, what do
we got this time?
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- This one is right
up your alley.
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I'm sure you've all
heard of Tony Tefflor?
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- Tef, the owner of
Playpen magazine?
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- That's the one.
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- Oh, boy.
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I sense a lot of
nudity in our future.
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- Are you psychic?
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- You don't have to
be psychic to know
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that Playpen magazine and
naked girls go hand-in-hand.
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Benny, you have a
subscription, don't you?
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- Well, yes, but I
only read the articles.
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- There's articles?
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- Anyway, Tef doesn't
just own the magazine,
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he also has his social
club called the Playpen.
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- Okay, Benny, let's
get to the point.
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- Well, there's been
a series of accidents
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at the club and the magazine.
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At first, it was just
some broken equipment,
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a near miss or two, but
it quickly escalated
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into the accidental death
of one of the waitresses
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at the club and a
model on the shoot.
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- Why would someone wanna
kill some of Tef's girls?
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- Tefflor thinks
that someone's trying
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to put him out of business,
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and, if these accidents keep up,
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that's exactly
what might happen.
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In three days, Tefflor
is going to announce
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the Playpen Girl of the Century.
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If someone were trying to
drive him out of business,
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this would be the
perfect opportunity
to sabotage the event.
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- Sounds like an undercover job.
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- Exactly.
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Jasmine, you will pose,
literally, as a model.
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We have arranged an
appointment for you
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with Tef's top
fashion photographer.
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- Oh, great, another
aging shutterbug
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who can't wait to get his paws
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on my little flashbulbs.
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- Not exactly.
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Tef's top photographer
is a young woman
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named Laura, and
she's very good.
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- Wow, attractive, too.
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This might not be
so bad, after all.
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- Nikki, you will go
undercover as a waitress.
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Your ample assets make you
perfect for the topless club.
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- Got it, chief.
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- And, Sandy, you will
be a businesswoman.
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Your job will be to find
out if there's anyone
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who has a financial
incentive to try to
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topple Tef's empire from within.
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- Are there any
suspects in that arena?
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- One, Frank Devlin.
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He not only manages the club,
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but also Tef's
production company.
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- Production company?
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- Adult videos, late
night stuff, fairly tame,
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by today's standards,
but some, Frank included,
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have tried to get Tef to venture
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into more explicit films,
but he's always resisted.
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- What a classy guy.
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- All right, ladies, you
have your assignment.
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Next week, Tefflor will announce
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the Playpen Girl of the Century.
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Let's make sure that that
goes off without a hitch.
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- Girls, this would
normally be when I tell you
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to pack your bikinis,
but, in this case,
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I think you might
be overdressed.
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[camera clicks]
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- Great, great, great.
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Hold that.
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[camera clicks]
[light music]
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Good, good, come up.
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Pick one knee up.
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[camera clicks]
Nice.
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[camera clicks]
[light music]
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Great, great, great.
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[camera clicks]
[light music]
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Love it.
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I love it, I love it.
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[camera clicks]
[light music]
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All right, I think we're
good in that outfit.
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Let's get you in the next,
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and then I'll finish this up.
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- Okay, sounds good.
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What's the other outfit?
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- Okay, we've got it right here.
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- Gee, that's a
bit much, isn't it?
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- Well, it's the winter edition.
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- Well, I really
appreciate this.
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Tef says that if he
likes the photos,
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I have a shot at
being centerfold,
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and you know what that means.
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- Yeah, did he tell
you you might be
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in the running for
Playpen Girl of the Month?
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- Yeah, and, after that,
the sky's the limit.
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- I wouldn't put too much stock
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in anything that Tony
Tefflor tells you.
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Being Playpen Girl of the Month
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isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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- Wait a minute, I
thought I recognized you.
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You were Playpen
Girl of the Year
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like, what, two,
three years ago?
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- Three.
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A lifetime in this business.
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It's not today's
news, it's old news.
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- Weren't you also
dating him, as well?
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- Yeah, it kinda
goes with the title.
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I mean, he's a lot older, but
he's got quite a bit of charm.
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- And his hefty wallet
probably doesn't hurt.
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- [chuckles] Yeah, it does help
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to overlook some of
his inadequacies.
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And everyone knows that he
dates most of the models,
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so I shouldn't have
been surprised when-
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- He dumped you.
- Like a hot potato.
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- That sounds painful.
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- Yeah, he threw me
over for the latest
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Playpen Girl of the Month.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- 19 years old.
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- Well, you still
work for the company,
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and you're an
amazing photographer.
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- This photography
thing, it's just his way
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of keeping me on a leash.
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- Oh, he's into that
rough stuff, too?
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- Not that kind of leash.
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- Oh. [chuckles]
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Well, you sound like you're
quite bitter about it,
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and I wish there was
something I could do to-
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- No, there's nothing.
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- Are you sure?
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- Well, it would
serve him right.
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- Exactly.
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[pounding rock music]
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♪ You're sitting there
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♪ Snorting all your blow
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♪ How far are you gonna go
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♪ Just one thing I
want you to know ♪
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♪ I'm gonna push
you out the window ♪
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♪ You push me and
push comes to death ♪
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♪ You push me and you'll
take your last breath ♪
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♪ You push me and
push comes to death ♪
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♪ You push me and I'll
take care of the rest ♪
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♪ Oh yeah
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- All right, here you go.
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[gasping]
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- I'll never get
the hang of this.
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- Don't worry, sweetie,
most of the customers here,
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they don't care about the
quality of the service
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but the quantity of the server,
if you know what I mean.
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- Huh?
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- Don't worry, you'll
be fine, go ahead.
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♪ Push comes to death
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- Here's your drink, sir.
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Oh!
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I am so sorry, sir!
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- That's quite all right, Miss.
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- I'm really, really sorry!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
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- Listen, listen, hey!
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- Oh!
- Sweet cheeks,
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get this cleaned up right away.
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- Yes, sir.
257
00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:48,818
- What is wrong with you?
258
00:14:48,818 --> 00:14:49,578
- I'm sorry, sir.
259
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,133
- You know what?
260
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,033
It's a good thing you've
got the tits for this job.
261
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,414
Otherwise, your little
ass would be out of here.
262
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,278
- Give her a break,
Frank, it's her first day,
263
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,660
and I don't see that
customer complaining.
264
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:04,904
- Oh, no, no, no.
265
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,183
- Well, it's gonna
be her last day
266
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:09,978
if she doesn't get
her act together.
267
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:13,705
- Frank Devlin, I have had
just about enough of you.
268
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,468
You may manage this place,
but Tony, he owns it.
269
00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:20,643
[pounding rock music]
270
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,958
- Maybe you oughta be
careful how you talk to me.
271
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,408
- You better watch
how you talk to me,
272
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:29,411
and don't think for a moment
that I won't call Tef.
273
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:31,792
He and I share
something very special.
274
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,313
- Huh, well, you know, I
wouldn't count on that.
275
00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:39,524
That road's seen a
lot of travelers.
276
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:42,458
[quiet rock music]
277
00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:48,809
- I'm really sorry.
278
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:53,021
- It's all right, he's
all bark and no bite.
279
00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,470
- Really?
280
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,507
- Maybe a little bite,
nibble here and there,
281
00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:58,647
but he's nothing to worry about.
282
00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:01,581
[bluesy rock music]
283
00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:18,701
You sure you're in the
right place, darling?
284
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,669
- Yeah, I am here
to see the manager.
285
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:23,396
I'm Sandy Banner, I
have an appointment.
286
00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:26,399
- Hmm, well, that piece
of work right over there
287
00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:28,539
is the manager.
288
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:29,367
Good luck.
289
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:33,889
- Hi, are you Frank?
290
00:16:33,889 --> 00:16:35,995
I'm Sandy Banner, we
have an appointment.
291
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,273
- Oh, yes, hello, gorgeous.
292
00:16:38,273 --> 00:16:40,275
Please, step back in my office.
293
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:43,278
[bluesy rock music]
294
00:16:58,258 --> 00:17:00,812
So I hear that you're
interested in investing
295
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,229
in Playpen Incorporated.
296
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:05,852
- Possibly, I recently came
into a large inheritance,
297
00:17:05,852 --> 00:17:08,165
and just looking to
diversify my portfolio.
298
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,718
- Is that so?
299
00:17:09,718 --> 00:17:11,927
Well, perhaps I can help you
diversify anything you like.
300
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,826
- Well, that's very
interesting, Mr. Devlin,
301
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,380
but I was thinking
more along the lines
302
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:19,521
of acquiring shares of
Playpen video production unit.
303
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:22,627
I hear that's a quite lucrative
division of the company.
304
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:26,390
- True, print is dead, but
no sense telling Tef that.
305
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,701
He refuses to acknowledge that
306
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,910
which everybody already knows.
307
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,775
Besides, his movies
are like last century.
308
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:36,055
- What do you mean?
309
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,297
- To tell you the
truth, I'm looking
310
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:38,505
to start my own video
production company.
311
00:17:38,505 --> 00:17:39,782
If you're looking for
a good investment,
312
00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:42,475
this is the right place
to put your money.
313
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,960
- Don't you direct
films for Mr. Tefflor?
314
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,513
Wouldn't that be a
conflict of interest?
315
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:47,721
- It would be if
there was anything
316
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,516
of interest in Tef's films.
317
00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:51,035
Well, look, sweetie,
I'm not going
318
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:52,795
to be with Tef forever, and,
the way things are going,
319
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:54,314
hell, his company's not
even going to be here
320
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:57,041
long enough for me to have
to get out of my contract.
321
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,560
- Contract?
322
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,907
- Yeah, you see, Tef likes
all his longterm employees
323
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:03,358
to sign this
exclusivity contract.
324
00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:06,154
You know, especially
with all the accidents
325
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,431
that have been happening.
326
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:11,020
- Oh, yeah, I've heard
about those, strange.
327
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:14,334
Do you think that they could
be more than just accidents?
328
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,923
- I don't know, but it
just goes to show you
329
00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,614
that Tef's on his way out.
330
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,444
Now, if you're looking
for a good investment,
331
00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:22,101
Devlin Productions
would be a good place
332
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,241
to put your money
because our movies
333
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:27,209
have a much more wide appeal.
334
00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:31,179
- Really, how so?
335
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:34,803
- The modern video market
demands more explicit material.
336
00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:37,495
Tef's stuff is just too tame.
337
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:40,015
His stuff will play
on any basic cable.
338
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,846
- And your films would
be more explicit.
339
00:18:43,846 --> 00:18:45,883
- More explicit
means more money.
340
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:49,714
- Well, I like
the sound of that.
341
00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:53,511
You interest me, Mr. Devlin.
342
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,927
- Call me Frank, and
I'd love to show you
343
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,206
the difference between our
two production companies,
344
00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,931
but, unfortunately,
I don't have any
345
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,450
of my product here with me.
346
00:19:03,245 --> 00:19:07,249
- Well, maybe you could
show me in person.
347
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:14,049
[bluesy music]
348
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:20,055
- I'm really sorry for
all the screw-ups today.
349
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:21,436
- Oh, you did fine, sweetie.
350
00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,852
You can't let old
Frank get you down.
351
00:19:23,852 --> 00:19:26,095
- Thanks, you're really sweet.
352
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:28,857
- Besides, I can tell
you're no waitress.
353
00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:31,687
- Oh?
354
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:35,622
- Let me guess, you
wanna be a Playpen model.
355
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:39,902
- Oh, yeah, you got
me, what gave it away?
356
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:42,802
- Well, there's a
couple of obvious clues.
357
00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:46,219
- Oh, [chuckles] yeah, well,
you know, I always wanted
358
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,877
to model for Playpen
and I thought
359
00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:51,776
that working here
would give me a leg up.
360
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:54,193
- You'll definitely have
your legs up all right.
361
00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:56,091
- What do you mean?
362
00:19:57,506 --> 00:20:01,027
- Look, Nikki, you seem
like a really sweet girl.
363
00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:02,891
I know that being a
Playpen model seems
364
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,410
like a really glamorous thing.
365
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,239
- You bet!
366
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,379
- However, what you
have to do to get there,
367
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:11,175
well, I'm not really
sure that it's worth it.
368
00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,280
- What do you mean?
369
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,419
- Tony Tefflor.
370
00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:15,214
- Oh.
371
00:20:17,561 --> 00:20:19,666
- You know, I used
to be a Playpen mode.
372
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,185
- Really?
373
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:24,637
- Actually, I was the first
Playpen Girl of the Year,
374
00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,501
and that's what
started the tradition
375
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:29,089
of Tef dating the
girl of the year.
376
00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,470
- Oh, you're dating Tef?
377
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:32,990
So is that why you're
not afraid of Frank?
378
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:37,995
- Was dating, but, as
time goes on, he moves on,
379
00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:40,722
and now he's dating
some 19 year old
380
00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,724
while I'm stuck here
schlepping drinks
381
00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:44,622
for all the pigs
here at Playpen.
382
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,797
- But you're still so beautiful!
383
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:49,489
I mean, you could be
a Playpen girl now.
384
00:20:49,489 --> 00:20:52,423
- You're sweet, but
I don't think so.
385
00:20:52,423 --> 00:20:53,631
- No, seriously.
386
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,910
- Really, you think so?
- Yeah, yes!
387
00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:03,538
Look at you, that face,
those eyes, those lips.
388
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:11,304
- Yeah, I should
probably lock that door
389
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:15,584
before you get to my
milky white thighs.
390
00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:20,313
[birds tweet]
391
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:27,734
Laura the photographer,
I'm sure of it.
392
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:30,806
- No, no, no, it's
Mo the waitress.
393
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:34,327
She hates Tef for
what he did to her,
394
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,639
and who could blame her?
395
00:21:35,639 --> 00:21:39,436
He used her up and
threw her away.
396
00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:43,474
It's just like this plot I
saw on my soap the other day.
397
00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:44,993
- He did the same
thing to Laura,
398
00:21:44,993 --> 00:21:48,099
and she's really, really
bitter about the whole thing.
399
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,275
- Ladies, ladies, please,
now, if we're gonna
400
00:21:51,275 --> 00:21:54,451
start accusing every
former centerfold
401
00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:57,005
that Tef dated and
dumped, we're gonna have
402
00:21:57,005 --> 00:21:59,904
half the models in this
town on our suspect list.
403
00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,734
- Well, maybe they should be.
404
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:03,391
- Look, Tef dated
a lot of models,
405
00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:05,324
and none of those
relationships ended well,
406
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,051
but only Laura and Mo were
present at the accidents.
407
00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:11,122
- That's true, but they
weren't both present
408
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,572
at all of them.
409
00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:16,127
Laura was on the film shoots
and Mo was at the club.
410
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,543
- She's got a point.
411
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:20,339
- Maybe they're working together
412
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:24,826
in some sort of
evil, twisted plot.
413
00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:27,863
- No, but there was one
person who had access
414
00:22:27,863 --> 00:22:29,969
to all the places
accidents happened.
415
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,419
Frank Devlin.
416
00:22:31,419 --> 00:22:34,042
He manages the club, and
he shoots the videos,
417
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:36,493
and, if his contract
becomes voided,
418
00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:39,530
he can start his own production
company free and clear.
419
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:43,776
- All right, we have a
long list of suspects.
420
00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:46,744
There's nothing to do but
just keep on investigating.
421
00:22:46,744 --> 00:22:49,264
- Absolutely, we're headed
over to the club right now.
422
00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:51,024
I think it's time
we meet Mr. Tefflor
423
00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:53,717
and find out what he
has to say for himself.
424
00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:55,995
- I think that's a good idea.
425
00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:57,203
But be careful!
426
00:22:58,687 --> 00:23:03,589
- Do you think maybe there
could be evil twins involved?
427
00:23:04,797 --> 00:23:07,420
You know, you can never
trust those evil twins.
428
00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:10,181
- Yeah, you should know.
429
00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:16,671
[Nikki giggles]
430
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:22,711
- Hello, ladies,
I'm Tony Tefflor.
431
00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:26,508
Playpen magazine,
Playpen nightclub,
432
00:23:26,508 --> 00:23:28,234
Playpen Productions, all part
433
00:23:28,234 --> 00:23:32,272
of the Playpen
Incorporated family.
434
00:23:32,272 --> 00:23:34,033
- Mr. Tefflor, we need
to make this quick
435
00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:35,690
before Frank
returns to the club.
436
00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,450
- I sent him across
town on an errand.
437
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:40,522
We have plenty of
time, and, please,
438
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:42,144
everybody calls me Tef.
439
00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:48,219
Ah, I see you've noticed
my trademark PJs.
440
00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:50,739
Oh, it's just part of the image.
441
00:23:50,739 --> 00:23:53,949
You know, sexy man
about town who spends
442
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:56,780
all of his time in
bed and seldom alone,
443
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:57,953
if you know what I mean.
444
00:24:00,059 --> 00:24:02,199
Women find it irresistible.
445
00:24:02,199 --> 00:24:03,027
- Really?
446
00:24:03,027 --> 00:24:04,477
- Oh.
447
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:08,239
- Mr. Tefflor, I'm sorry,
Tef, let me introduce myself.
448
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:09,275
I'm Sandy Banner.
449
00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,621
This is Jasmine St. James.
450
00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:11,760
And Nikki Resnik.
451
00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:16,800
- Such beautiful women
to be private detectives.
452
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,461
Perhaps I have some privates
you would like to detect.
453
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,669
- We are not that good.
454
00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:28,259
Tef, as you know, we've been
undercover the last few days,
455
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,607
investigating your operations.
456
00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:31,746
- Yes, how's that going?
457
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:33,437
Oh, I saw your
pictures, by the way.
458
00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:35,128
They're wonderful,
just wonderful.
459
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,477
- Aw, thanks, I think.
460
00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:43,723
- So far we have a
lot of suspects, but
not a lot of proof.
461
00:24:45,138 --> 00:24:48,521
- Well, when you're as
fantastically successful,
462
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:53,526
as filthy rich, and incredibly,
incredibly sexy as I am,
463
00:24:54,423 --> 00:24:56,978
you have a lot of enemies.
464
00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,186
- Sure.
465
00:24:58,186 --> 00:25:00,982
- So who are your suspects.
466
00:25:00,982 --> 00:25:02,639
- Frank the club manager.
467
00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:03,847
Laura the photographer.
468
00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:06,021
And your head cocktail
waitress Maureen.
469
00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:11,475
- Perhaps you've already
heard I used to date
470
00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:14,409
both Laura and Maureen.
471
00:25:14,409 --> 00:25:15,237
- Yes.
472
00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,862
- They may have cause
to hate me, but kill me?
473
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:21,209
That's preposterous.
474
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,664
But when you're as
fantastically successful, as-
475
00:25:27,664 --> 00:25:30,356
- Filthy rich and
incredibly, incredibly sexy,
476
00:25:30,356 --> 00:25:31,909
yes, we know.
477
00:25:31,909 --> 00:25:34,118
- So you do find me sexy?
478
00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:36,155
Of course you do, my dear.
479
00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:39,434
- I'm sorry, Mr. Tefflor, can
we just stick to the case?
480
00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:41,816
- As I said, Sandy, I
have a lot of enemies.
481
00:25:41,816 --> 00:25:45,060
Any one of the people you
named could have it in for me.
482
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:46,924
Tomorrow night, I'm
going to have a ceremony
483
00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:50,894
to unveil the Playpen
Girl of the Century.
484
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,828
I can't afford any
more accidents.
485
00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:56,209
Do you understand?
486
00:25:56,209 --> 00:25:58,418
- Oh, yes, sir, we
will do our best.
487
00:26:00,282 --> 00:26:02,250
- I hope that's good enough.
488
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,838
- My best is always good enough.
489
00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:05,771
- I'm sure it is.
490
00:26:07,427 --> 00:26:10,810
- Tef, you don't by
any chance happen
491
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,226
to have an evil twin, do you?
492
00:26:15,228 --> 00:26:16,678
- Oh, come on.
493
00:26:16,678 --> 00:26:19,025
- He might be the evil twin.
494
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,098
- Okay, let's get out of here.
495
00:26:35,214 --> 00:26:36,802
Frank.
- Sandy.
496
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:37,734
What are you doing here?
497
00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,563
Come back to accept my proposal?
498
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:40,909
- Proposal?
499
00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:42,255
- Business proposal.
500
00:26:42,255 --> 00:26:43,429
- Oh.
501
00:26:43,429 --> 00:26:44,603
- What are you doing, Nikki?
- Huh?
502
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,812
- Why am I paying you
six bucks an hour?
503
00:26:46,812 --> 00:26:48,917
I should have you
arrested for loitering.
504
00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:51,264
Get busy, we open for
dinner in half an hour.
505
00:26:51,264 --> 00:26:52,093
- Yes, sir!
506
00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:54,751
- I better get going, as well.
507
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:56,235
Big day tomorrow.
- Bye.
508
00:27:00,826 --> 00:27:02,344
- You know these girls?
509
00:27:02,344 --> 00:27:03,725
- Oh, I'm just trying to
get to know the business.
510
00:27:03,725 --> 00:27:06,625
You know, doing my due
diligence if I'm gonna invest.
511
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,143
- Still thinking about investing
512
00:27:08,143 --> 00:27:10,352
in this old broken down company?
513
00:27:10,352 --> 00:27:12,354
- Oh, you know, there is
some name value there.
514
00:27:12,354 --> 00:27:14,184
Playpen magazine is
known around the world.
515
00:27:14,184 --> 00:27:16,427
- Past tense, baby, past tense.
516
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:19,983
Devlin Productions is gonna
wipe them off the map,
517
00:27:19,983 --> 00:27:24,090
until Tef is just a distant
memory in some erotic museum.
518
00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:25,851
- Wow, sounds personal.
519
00:27:25,851 --> 00:27:28,577
Is there a problem between
you and Mr. Tefflor?
520
00:27:29,786 --> 00:27:31,304
- Tef got me started
in this business
521
00:27:31,304 --> 00:27:33,444
when nobody else
would, gave me a break.
522
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:35,412
- Sounds like you owe him.
523
00:27:35,412 --> 00:27:38,449
- Yeah, it's that
damn contract of his.
524
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:39,658
He thinks that if
I work for him,
525
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:40,935
I'm gonna work for
a lifetime for him.
526
00:27:40,935 --> 00:27:42,350
It's not gonna happen, baby.
527
00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,179
I'm gonna break
free, break free now.
528
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,666
[quiet music]
529
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,785
- What the hell's going on here?
530
00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:05,166
- Hello, my dear.
531
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:06,857
- Get out, now.
532
00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:09,757
- I don't think so.
533
00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:12,000
I found this.
534
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:16,142
I'm well aware of
who you really are.
535
00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:29,638
- So now that you
know who I really am,
536
00:28:29,638 --> 00:28:31,675
what exactly do you
plan to do about it?
537
00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:32,538
- Not sure yet.
538
00:28:33,884 --> 00:28:36,162
If I tell my boss that you've
been investigating him,
539
00:28:37,405 --> 00:28:39,372
he's probably not gonna
take that too kindly.
540
00:28:39,372 --> 00:28:40,684
- Do you have to tell him?
541
00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:46,000
- Well, maybe I could
be convinced not to.
542
00:28:47,173 --> 00:28:49,003
- What exactly do you
want, do you want money,
543
00:28:49,003 --> 00:28:50,349
'cause I don't have any.
544
00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:53,593
- I don't want your
money, I want you.
545
00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:56,182
- You mean?
546
00:28:58,978 --> 00:29:01,532
[sultry music]
547
00:29:05,364 --> 00:29:06,192
[Jasmine moans]
548
00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:07,435
- Cut, cut!
549
00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:08,263
Cut.
550
00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:12,474
- How was that, Mr. Devlin?
551
00:29:12,474 --> 00:29:14,856
- That was awful!
552
00:29:14,856 --> 00:29:16,375
That was horrible!
553
00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:20,344
People wanna believe that you
are in love with this guy,
554
00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:22,484
not that this guy is
here to do your taxes!
555
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:24,763
- What do you mean?
556
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,729
- What do you mean
what do I mean?
557
00:29:25,729 --> 00:29:27,904
Look, you have to be sexy.
558
00:29:27,904 --> 00:29:31,770
You have to make
love to the camera.
559
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:35,359
- Well, I thought I was supposed
to be making love to Burt.
560
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,742
[Frank sighs]
561
00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:40,468
- Ah, why no one
ever thought to put
562
00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:43,195
a brain in a beautiful
head is beyond me.
563
00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:45,197
- That's not very
nice, Mr. Devlin.
564
00:29:45,197 --> 00:29:46,646
- Shut up, Burt.
565
00:29:46,646 --> 00:29:47,475
- Yes, sir.
566
00:29:49,373 --> 00:29:51,375
- Okay, we're gonna
do this again, okay?
567
00:29:52,549 --> 00:29:54,033
We're gonna do this
again, all right,
568
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,241
from where we left off, and
you two are on the bed, okay?
569
00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:57,381
This time with passion,
okay, with passion!
570
00:29:59,936 --> 00:30:03,422
- Don't worry, I've done
a million of these things.
571
00:30:03,422 --> 00:30:06,597
Frank yells a lot, but he
doesn't mean anything by it.
572
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,426
- I hope so.
573
00:30:08,496 --> 00:30:10,601
- We're gonna do this one great.
574
00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:11,740
- Thanks.
575
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:12,811
- And action.
576
00:30:14,364 --> 00:30:15,848
[dramatic music]
577
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:17,229
- Jas, look out!
[Jasmine screams]
578
00:30:17,229 --> 00:30:19,679
[shattering]
579
00:30:21,198 --> 00:30:22,821
- Did you get that?
580
00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,721
- [Jasmine] I
could've been killed.
581
00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:28,757
- Thank God you're okay.
582
00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:31,553
- Well, if it wasn't for that
hunka hunka horrible actor,
583
00:30:31,553 --> 00:30:33,452
I wouldn't have been.
584
00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:35,212
- Well, that certainly
does narrow down
585
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,835
our list of suspects.
586
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,596
- Laura was working with the
light just before it fell,
587
00:30:39,596 --> 00:30:41,046
but that Frank.
588
00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:43,117
- Yeah, he definitely
has a motive.
589
00:30:43,117 --> 00:30:44,670
He thinks Tef is
holding him back,
590
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:48,398
and that contract he's under
is really frying his ass.
591
00:30:48,398 --> 00:30:51,608
- Okay, so it's got
to be Laura or Frank.
592
00:30:51,608 --> 00:30:53,713
They were the only
ones who were present,
593
00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:55,129
except for the hunka actor.
594
00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,752
- Not quite.
595
00:30:57,752 --> 00:31:01,273
Mo didn't show up for work
today, called in sick.
596
00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:02,895
Very suspicious.
597
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,070
- Great, we're
back to square one.
598
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:06,830
- Yeah, it looks like it.
599
00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:07,969
- This is ridiculous.
600
00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:09,315
We're getting nowhere
with this case,
601
00:31:09,315 --> 00:31:10,765
and, tomorrow
night, Tef announces
602
00:31:10,765 --> 00:31:12,215
the Playpen Girl of the Century.
603
00:31:12,215 --> 00:31:14,838
- Yeah, they were talking
about it all day at the club.
604
00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:16,357
It's being held there.
605
00:31:16,357 --> 00:31:18,462
- Okay, we've really got to
turn up the heat on this.
606
00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:20,913
You've got to come up with
something before then.
607
00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:23,260
If ever there was an
opportunity to drive
608
00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:25,987
Playpen Incorporated
into the ground,
609
00:31:25,987 --> 00:31:29,508
that would be some sort of
deadly accident at this event.
610
00:31:29,508 --> 00:31:30,923
- You're exactly right, Benny.
611
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:31,890
We're all gonna be there,
612
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,374
and we've gotta be on our toes.
613
00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:36,308
- I'm telling you guys, I'm
convinced that it's Frank.
614
00:31:36,308 --> 00:31:39,000
Those beady little eyes
and his furrowed brow?
615
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,899
He just looks like a killer.
616
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,970
- Not exactly evidence that
will stand up in court,
617
00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,903
but your instincts
have been right before.
618
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,043
We're gonna keep a
very close eye on him.
619
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:50,494
In fact, I think I have a plan.
620
00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:53,532
- Ooh, I love plans! [giggles]
621
00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:58,675
[quiet music]
622
00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:02,990
- Hey, Mo.
623
00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:04,232
- [Mo] Laura.
624
00:32:04,232 --> 00:32:06,821
- Getting ready for
the big night, I see.
625
00:32:06,821 --> 00:32:10,273
Think you got a chance at
Playpen Girl of the Century?
626
00:32:10,273 --> 00:32:13,655
- I was Tef's favorite
once, so you never know.
627
00:32:13,655 --> 00:32:17,590
- [chuckles] Well, we were all
Tef's favorite at some point.
628
00:32:17,590 --> 00:32:19,523
- What about you, you
think you have a chance?
629
00:32:19,523 --> 00:32:22,147
I mean, it's the girl in front
of the camera that counts,
630
00:32:22,147 --> 00:32:23,838
not the girl behind it.
631
00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:26,047
- Ah, said the girl
behind the bar counter.
632
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,706
- [sighs] Let's face it, Laura,
633
00:32:29,706 --> 00:32:31,639
neither one of us have a chance.
634
00:32:31,639 --> 00:32:36,644
I mean, Tef, he used us
up and tossed us aside.
635
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,785
- I know, this whole
Playpen Girl of the Century
636
00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:44,100
is just his last ditch attempt
to save his crumbling empire.
637
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:46,274
- Is the company really
in that much trouble?
638
00:32:46,274 --> 00:32:47,827
- Would you care if it was?
639
00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:49,381
[chuckling]
640
00:32:49,381 --> 00:32:50,416
- Are you kidding?
641
00:32:51,797 --> 00:32:53,937
I mean, let's face it,
Laura, he screwed both of us,
642
00:32:53,937 --> 00:32:56,077
literally and figuratively.
643
00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:59,908
- Yeah, so, you think a little
payback might be in order?
644
00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:03,395
- Mm, I like the way you think.
645
00:33:03,395 --> 00:33:07,123
- Yeah, and you are very
sexy when you are devious.
646
00:33:08,848 --> 00:33:09,677
- I know.
647
00:33:11,161 --> 00:33:13,784
- What is it with me and
Playpen girls this week?
648
00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:17,167
- Ex-Playpen girls.
- Oh, even better.
649
00:33:18,548 --> 00:33:23,553
[soft music]
[patrons chattering]
650
00:33:26,694 --> 00:33:28,006
- Okay, girls,
you know the plan.
651
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,731
When Frank gets
here, we have to keep
652
00:33:29,731 --> 00:33:31,906
him occupied until
the announcement.
653
00:33:31,906 --> 00:33:32,907
- Right.
- Got it.
654
00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:35,910
- My, my, my.
655
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,120
- Hello, Mr. Tefflor.
656
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:44,125
- Please, call me Tef,
everybody calls me Tef.
657
00:33:46,231 --> 00:33:48,819
Are you to be my bodyguard
for this evening?
658
00:33:48,819 --> 00:33:51,546
- Oh, no, Jasmine here,
she'll be your side all night.
659
00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:54,204
Nikki and I will be around
making sure nothing happens.
660
00:33:54,204 --> 00:33:59,209
- Jasmine, my latest
Playpen Girl of the Month.
661
00:34:00,003 --> 00:34:01,004
- Well, thank you.
662
00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:03,317
- Oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.
663
00:34:03,317 --> 00:34:05,457
Tell me, my dear, do you prefer
664
00:34:05,457 --> 00:34:07,873
the month of
October or November?
665
00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:11,049
- I can see that
she'll have no problem
666
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,360
staying by his side.
667
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,293
- Yeah, the problem's
gonna be detaching
668
00:34:14,293 --> 00:34:16,537
herself at the end of the night.
669
00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:19,057
- Sandy, how you
doing, good to see you.
670
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,575
I didn't know you were
gonna be here this evening.
671
00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:22,232
- Oh, you know, I'm
just keeping an eye
672
00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:23,716
on my prospective investment.
673
00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:26,788
- Oh, still thinking
about investing
674
00:34:26,788 --> 00:34:28,031
in Playpen entertainment?
675
00:34:28,031 --> 00:34:31,034
I was hoping I'd
convinced you otherwise.
676
00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:33,830
- Well, maybe I just need
a little more convincing.
677
00:34:33,830 --> 00:34:35,487
Wanna go to your office?
678
00:34:35,487 --> 00:34:37,109
- [chuckles] That's very
tempting, Miss Banner,
679
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:39,042
but, unfortunately,
I've got a ceremony
680
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:41,458
I must attend to, as I am
the manager of this club.
681
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:44,634
- Oh, I know you are
mighty important.
682
00:34:44,634 --> 00:34:46,912
No, I've just got all this
money floating around,
683
00:34:46,912 --> 00:34:49,466
I'd really hate to waste
it on a bad investment.
684
00:34:50,605 --> 00:34:52,952
- Yes, well, I don't know.
685
00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:57,095
- Well, Nikki here, I
think she wants to join us.
686
00:35:01,306 --> 00:35:03,204
- Okay, all right,
let's make this quick.
687
00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:12,938
Now, girls, this really
can't take long, okay?
688
00:35:12,938 --> 00:35:14,250
- Frank, look at us,
689
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,804
is this really something
you wanna rush?
690
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,118
- Oh, is this thing on?
691
00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:24,881
Hello, everybody, and welcome
692
00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:29,886
to the Playpen Girl of
the Century extravaganza.
693
00:35:30,473 --> 00:35:32,682
[clapping]
694
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,826
As everyone know, for
decades, the dream
695
00:35:38,826 --> 00:35:42,761
of every little girl
in every little town
696
00:35:42,761 --> 00:35:46,523
across this great nation
has been to become
697
00:35:46,523 --> 00:35:50,700
a Playpen Girl of the Month.
698
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:54,152
Nothing says success like
a staple through the navel.
699
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,775
[laughing]
700
00:35:56,775 --> 00:35:59,847
And once these fine
girls have attained
701
00:35:59,847 --> 00:36:01,297
Playpen Girl of the Month,
702
00:36:01,297 --> 00:36:05,646
the next step is Playpen
Girl of the Year.
703
00:36:05,646 --> 00:36:09,374
For years, that has been
the pinnacle of achievement
704
00:36:09,374 --> 00:36:10,685
for a Playpen girl.
705
00:36:11,893 --> 00:36:16,484
But, now, by popular
demand, I introduce
706
00:36:16,484 --> 00:36:20,592
the Playpen Girl of the Century.
707
00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,870
[clapping]
708
00:36:25,804 --> 00:36:28,324
The model that I have
chosen epitomizes
709
00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:33,191
everything that I love
about a Playpen girl.
710
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,779
And so, now,
without further ado,
711
00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:42,027
I bring you the Playpen
Girl of the Century,
712
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,170
Jasmine St. James!
713
00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:48,171
- [Jasmine] Wow!
714
00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:49,724
[clapping]
715
00:36:49,724 --> 00:36:50,829
Wow!
716
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,107
[clapping]
717
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:55,661
- What?
718
00:36:56,835 --> 00:36:58,561
Wait a goddamn minute, Tef!
719
00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:02,910
How, how can she be Playpen
Girl of the Century?
720
00:37:02,910 --> 00:37:05,775
I only photographed
her a few days ago!
721
00:37:05,775 --> 00:37:08,087
- Yes, and you did
such a good job.
722
00:37:08,087 --> 00:37:11,919
She's beautiful and charming.
723
00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:14,093
- Oh, you son of a bitch!
724
00:37:14,093 --> 00:37:15,647
- Mo, you, too?
725
00:37:15,647 --> 00:37:18,615
- Yeah, you thought I was
beautiful and charming
726
00:37:18,615 --> 00:37:20,168
and everything else
I'm sure you told
727
00:37:20,168 --> 00:37:22,585
that little chippy when
you were screwing her.
728
00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:25,588
- Ew, I've never had
sex with this guy.
729
00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:27,245
- Like I believe that.
730
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,937
- It's all coming back
to haunt you now, Tef.
731
00:37:29,937 --> 00:37:31,939
All the sleeping
around, all the lies
732
00:37:31,939 --> 00:37:35,874
to every girl in a skirt who
dreamed of being somebody.
733
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:41,259
- Listen, listen to me, I
never had sex with that girl.
734
00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:45,608
- And why would she be
the exception, huh, Tef?
735
00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:48,300
- What would stop you
now from fooling around?
736
00:37:49,405 --> 00:37:50,268
- Listen to me,
737
00:37:52,787 --> 00:37:56,274
I haven't been able
to have sex in years.
738
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,309
- [Crowd] Ew!
739
00:37:58,897 --> 00:38:00,139
- Really?
740
00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:01,900
Oh, how sad for you.
741
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,144
- All right, sister, game's up.
742
00:38:08,527 --> 00:38:09,735
- Where's Frank?
743
00:38:09,735 --> 00:38:11,841
- Oh, he's all tied up.
744
00:38:11,841 --> 00:38:14,775
[funky music]
745
00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:17,329
- Tef, hello, Tef,
hello, anybody?
746
00:38:19,849 --> 00:38:20,677
Help!
747
00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:23,991
Help.
748
00:38:23,991 --> 00:38:24,819
Tef?
749
00:38:26,131 --> 00:38:26,959
Tef?
750
00:38:29,962 --> 00:38:32,240
I'm tied up. [cries]
751
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:36,072
Mo. [cries]
752
00:38:37,453 --> 00:38:40,766
- Oh, Jasmine,
you saved my life.
753
00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,183
How can I ever thank you?
754
00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:47,186
- Hands off, creep.
755
00:38:47,186 --> 00:38:50,742
This case is over, and,
apparently, so are you.
756
00:38:57,956 --> 00:39:00,786
- Well, girls, we
did it, well done.
757
00:39:00,786 --> 00:39:02,098
- Yay!
758
00:39:02,098 --> 00:39:02,926
- Yay!
759
00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:12,695
- Well, looks like another
successful assignment
760
00:39:12,695 --> 00:39:14,766
for the Teeny
Weeny Bikini Squad.
761
00:39:14,766 --> 00:39:16,043
- Sure was.
762
00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:17,355
Frank admitted he was
behind the accidents.
763
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,253
He wanted Tef out of
business so he could
764
00:39:19,253 --> 00:39:21,669
start a competing
production company.
765
00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:24,810
- But what persuaded
Frank to spill the beans?
766
00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:28,227
- Oh, I can be very persuasive.
767
00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:30,644
[giggling]
768
00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:32,646
- Okay, but what about
Laura and Maureen?
769
00:39:32,646 --> 00:39:34,682
- Oh, just disgruntled
former girlfriends.
770
00:39:34,682 --> 00:39:37,340
Pretty much every girl Tef
ever dated wanted to kill him.
771
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,100
So, right now, there's
a booking sergeant
772
00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,965
at police headquarters
getting quite an eyeful.
773
00:39:43,346 --> 00:39:47,661
- Yeah, well, I guess it
didn't do Tef much good, huh?
774
00:39:47,661 --> 00:39:49,041
- [Women] Aw.
775
00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:51,285
- Yeah, his image was
that of a virile man
776
00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:53,874
who could bed any
woman he wanted.
777
00:39:53,874 --> 00:39:54,806
Now that the truth came out,
778
00:39:54,806 --> 00:39:56,946
nobody really cared anymore.
779
00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:58,154
- So I guess that smoking jacket
780
00:39:58,154 --> 00:40:01,329
really was a turnon
for women, huh?
781
00:40:01,329 --> 00:40:02,779
Amazing.
782
00:40:02,779 --> 00:40:05,541
- Well, at any rate, now
that that's all wrapped up,
783
00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:08,198
we can finally go
on our vacation!
784
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,513
- About that vacation-
785
00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:15,067
- Oh, no, Benny!
- Come on!
786
00:40:15,067 --> 00:40:16,483
- Not again!
787
00:40:16,483 --> 00:40:20,348
- We have another case,
and it just can't wait.
788
00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:21,833
- Well, what is it this time?
789
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:24,387
- There was a skydiving
accident about a week ago.
790
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:25,940
Two people were killed.
791
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:28,598
They're thinking it
may be foul play.
792
00:40:28,598 --> 00:40:32,706
- Skydiving, what does
that have to do with us?
793
00:40:32,706 --> 00:40:34,742
- Well, it's nude skydiving.
794
00:40:36,399 --> 00:40:38,436
- Oh, come on, get him, get him!
795
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,367
- Come here!
796
00:40:40,748 --> 00:40:42,750
- I wanna go on vacation!
797
00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:44,545
You said you promised!
798
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:49,619
- Girls, this would
normally be when I tell you
799
00:40:49,619 --> 00:40:52,139
to pack your bikinis,
but, in this case,
800
00:40:52,139 --> 00:40:54,486
I think you might
be overdressed.
801
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:56,868
[soft music]
802
00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:04,738
- Do you think maybe there
could be evil twins involved?
803
00:41:05,946 --> 00:41:08,776
You know, you can never
trust those evil twins.
804
00:41:08,776 --> 00:41:11,227
[soft music]
805
00:41:14,057 --> 00:41:18,510
- Oh, boy, I sense a lot
of nudity in our future.
806
00:41:18,510 --> 00:41:20,926
[soft music]
807
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:24,999
- Most of the customers
here, they don't care
808
00:41:24,999 --> 00:41:26,932
about the quality of the service
809
00:41:26,932 --> 00:41:30,211
but the quantity of the server,
if you know what I mean.
810
00:41:31,316 --> 00:41:33,698
[soft music]
811
00:41:36,148 --> 00:41:37,978
- [Jasmine] Gee, that's
a bit much, isn't it?
812
00:41:37,978 --> 00:41:40,498
- Well, it's the winter edition.
813
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,914
[soft music]
814
00:41:48,057 --> 00:41:52,268
- Tef, Mo, Tef, Mo, anybody!
815
00:41:53,131 --> 00:41:53,925
Help!
816
00:41:55,961 --> 00:41:56,790
Help.
817
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,171
[soft music]
818
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,486
- Listen to me, Claude,
there's no reason
819
00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:05,108
to get your panties in a twist.
820
00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,525
[soft music]
821
00:42:10,424 --> 00:42:13,151
- If I tell my boss that
you've been investigating him,
822
00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:16,326
he's probably not gonna
take that too kindly.
823
00:42:17,845 --> 00:42:20,296
[soft music]
824
00:42:29,236 --> 00:42:30,962
- [Jasmine] You have a
subscription, don't you?
825
00:42:30,962 --> 00:42:34,828
- Well, yes, but I
only read the articles.
826
00:42:34,828 --> 00:42:37,278
[soft music]
827
00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:42,525
- I haven't been able
to have sex in years.
828
00:42:43,388 --> 00:42:46,218
[surf rock music]
829
00:43:47,107 --> 00:43:50,628
[funky, mysterious music]
830
00:46:19,086 --> 00:46:21,606
[light music]
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