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Oh My Emperor Season 02

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Episode 18

Isn't your posture a little weird

No, it's not.

What's weird is, you asked Su Xunxian to do this.

Every change happens around the object.

So one in another trade can grasp its gist.

Don't doubt my painting skills.

Because I inherited it from my mother.

You know who's my mother?

Who's his mother?

His mother is the largest timber dealer in Zodiac Land.

A timber dealer?

But you're painting for me! What's wrong with a timber dealer?

Arts are all interlinked.

For example, making money is also an art.

Isn't it, minister Mei?

Yes. Yes.

Making money.

Just having painted for a while,

he'll gain a thousand star-coins!

Fine.

Fine.

You're both artists, aren't you?

Let me see how well you paint, artist.

It's almost done as a whole.

Just need more details.

This is your mother's painting skill?!

Why did you abuse me?

I mean.

This is what your mother taught you?

Abused again?

The faces and postures.

Which point looks like us?

Which point?

The nevus!

I have a nevus on my face?

If you're unsatisfied. Just go to Master Wang.

It's okay.

No more comment.

Let's go.

Your majesty...

They really left...

Do you also want one?

Will get paid?

You pay me.

No way.

What's wrong?

So many things happened lately.

All troubled me.

Don't worry. All will be okay.

Not too much time.

We're gonna get married.

I've sent my men to look for Yanran and Moran.

I'm worried about them.

Dragon-egg. I got shivers at my right eyelid recently.

And it's said

Shiver at left eyelid brings wealth, but at right brings disaster.

So whether there...

Don't worry.

I've know the procedures of the wedding.

That day we'll give poison to all the wine in the city.

Thus all of the people will be poisoned.

Well done.

I got a letter just now.

Our men have disguised as common civilians here.

We can attack at any time.

State preceptor.

The star-masters in the Zodiac Land are not all villains.

So is it possible that we offer amnesty to them?

Xia Bing.

Our mercy will bring us endless troubles.

Stop your petty kindness.

I know that.

State preceptor.

Beitang Tang...

Beitang Tang isn't a threat to us.

So can we...

I promise you I won't hurt him.

You'll be a contributor to our Orion Land. If we succeed.

Then I'll be you two's wedding witness.

Thank you, state preceptor.

Alright. Xia Bing.

We haven't seen each other for long.

Today we meet again.

Just stay here for dinner.

Thank you.

But tonight Feifei...

Tonight Luo Feifei is gonna hold a singles' party.

If I'm absent, it may...

Okay.

Leave me.

Yanran. You're finally back.

I just wondered you won't come back.

Dragon-egg told me that you're far away from me.

I was so worried.

Okay. Okay. I also missed you.

Your dragon-egg just wants to give you a surprise.

So I gotta come back.

You Beitang Yi. Such a idiot.

Listen to me.

From now on.

You must take good care of our Feifei.

If not.

I'll teach Feifei

all the one hundred and eight punishments for husband

I learned from books.

So be responsible. Be good to her. Got it?

Master Xie

is always an elegant lady in the public.

But actually a lively and adorable girl.

Don't spread it out.

If you do.

I'll use what I've read in books

Also one hundred and eight methods to torture you.

I won't. I won't.

One hundred and eight methods?

I bet.

It will cost a lot.

By the lowest price five star-coins.

One hundred and eight means...

Five hundred and forty star-coins!

Let me plan it for you? You want?

In my opinion.

About money-spending.

Master Xie would rather ask Su Xunxian for help. - Than ask you such a penny pincher. - You...

Hope I can be the star and you the moon.

Every night shines on each other.

It's a pity.

Who invited you two here today?

So dog-ass.

Where is lord Chen?

Didn't he also come back?

My lord is tired for traveling so far and got a cold.

So he didn't come here.

Please forgive that.

Never mind.

Let me tell you a gossip.

Today.

Xia Bing went to grandma.

Such a short distance.

But white-teeth escorted her.

So sweet!

Hey!

Sis Feifei.

Don't say that in front of everyone.

Xia Bing is shrewish, you know.

So watch your words. Or she will hit you.

White-teeth.

You don't know Xia Bing will sleep with me tonight?

What's more.

Bing.

Make it clear here.

You'll hit him or me?

Even so.

You three girls may not win.

No!

Even if I'm pregnant, it's okay.

I can also hit you men one by one!

No matter what.

I...

I...

I...

I will only help my wife.

Good.

Yes.

Bai Wuchen.

Be a tough husband.

Xi Fenglie. You better off that way.

Look.

At first. Some of us stood on his majesty, some on Moran.

But now.

A Man group and a Woman group.

I...

I'm so wavering.

What! Wavering?!

You're so weak.

No matter in which group, you'll drag down. Save the medical fee. Okay?

As the Libra.

I must be the referee.

But Daren. You!

You're stingy and cunning.

No group will want you.

At last. You can only be with Eunuch Hai. You!

Okay. Okay.

Tonight.

Just stop fighting.

We only do two things tonight.

First, drinking.

Second, dance battle.

Let's enjoy the last valuable single night.

Cheers.

Cheers! Cheers!

Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!

Enjoy!

So later. Just go on drinking.

Wait.

What's wrong?

It occurs to me.

I have a gift for Miss Xia.

You go first.

I'll back then.

You can remember it much later.

I'll accompany you.

It's okay.

Before in the desert.

We had conflicts with Miss Xia.

She'll be our lord Tang's consort then.

Give her a gift.

We can restart our friendship.

You such a little bird even know this.

Fine. Come back early.

Since we are enjoying drinking.

Then go on it in my Hongluan House.

And show you the real orian.

Su Xunxian.

Don't trick me. Top orian.

How could it be?

I once tricked you?

Okay.

Wait me. I'll be back soon.

I feel uneasy.

Let's go. It's okay.

No one can catch up with his speed.

He'll be okay.

Wait.

Hurry.

We Orion Land once was defeated.

This time, state preceptor has planned so thoughtfully.

We can't allow any mistakes.

Have you prepared the thing we need?

Tomorrow is so critical.

Get everything well-prepared. Got it?

Xia Bing is smarter.

Got information from Luo Feifei.

And gave poison to the wine.

Thus we can win the Zodiac land

without any cost.

Xia Bing.

It's Daquan and their fellows.

After killing that fucking emperor

and all their star-masters.

The Zodiac land will be totally under our control.

Get the Zodiac Land, Wuxian Land,

Bayer Land and Lakayi Land.

We'll expand our territory.

Right?

Bad news.

I should hurry inform them.

You... what are you gonna do?

My lord.

Lie. Why are you so hurry?

Shang Yu was missing.

You didn't look for him?

We've searched everywhere.

Including the place he always went.

Haven't found him yet.

Did you go to Zhenxing palace?

I've sent men to ask.

Miss Xia said she didn't see Shang Yu last night.

Ask Su Xunxian here.

I've done it.

Minister Su may come soon.

My lord. The wedding procession has set out.

Should we go to his majesty... Get lost!

Didn't you see we're busy now?!

Such a wedding day.

Why you blow up?

Minister Su. Please help me look for Yu.

He didn't come back last night.

I'm worried.

Yu. I've told you.

His power is speed.

Cut it out! Help me! Hurry!

Lie.

Calm down.

Calm down first.

I'll inquire for you now.

I get the clue.

I'll accompany you to look for him, okay?

Yo just search with the clue.

I'll be with you later.

TIAN XING PALACE

It's so beautiful today.

Lord Tang is here.

What a nice day today!

Your wedding robe is special, lord Tang.

This is sis Feifei made for us.

I like it.

I think it looks nice.

Yes.

Zhang Tianzheng.

Just listen to our bridegroom.

No need your comment.

When you get married.

You can have your own comment.

Oh.

Well.

Your appearance may make it difficult

for you to get married.

Minister Mei.

You don't need to make fun of me.

Or I'll get married tomorrow.

Believe it or not.

And marry the perfectest one in the world.

So ridiculous.

Let's make a bet.

Bet on what?

You'll be single the whole life.

Okay. Fine.

Okay. Let's bet on it.

Zhang Tianzheng. You lose the bet.

Why? Your majesty.

I know that.

Because my brother and I

will marry the top two women in the world.

And you can only marry the third one.

My Nannan may not be the top two.

But surely ranks the third.

Even general Chu is of the top three.

I'd rather be alone.

Zhang Tianzheng. You wanna be dead?

Let's compare who will live longer?

I'm weaker than you.

But once Nannan helps me.

You'll be tortured to death.

I forgot that your wife is so shrewish.

My fault.

My fault.

I also wanna get married.

I heard that Madame Yuan is nice.

Why look at me like this?

I just think about it.

Okay.

ZHENXING HOTEL

Feifei.

Sit properly. Don't move.

Feifei is just impatient.

Yanran. You!

I'm still here.

You dare make fun of me.

I gotta fix you. You're...

Okay. My fault. Okay?

You're gonna get married.

Why still behave like this? Be demure.

Yes. Be demure.

Yes. I'm demure.

Well. I haven't asked you.

How did Moran think?

Tell me. What happened?

The result. Tell me.

Don't worry about that.

Today is your wedding day.

Let's enjoy ourselves. Pass that. Okay?

Give me a kiss. Okay?

Bing.

What's wrong with you?

Why you look unhappy?

Nothing.

Listening to your funny past,

I just envy you guys.

Not "your" then.

It's "our".

We four besties.

We gotta be besties the whole life.

I just make you clear that.

If they four idiots dare bully us.

I will...

- Okay. - I will!

Wuchen isn't an idiot.

And he doesn't dare bully me.

It's read in the book that

Once a woman is pregnant, she will be silly for long.

But you become silly so early.

Right.

What? What?

Any problems?

Yanran! Any problem of you!

Enough. Stop that.

Cut it out.

Calm down. Be careful of your pregnancy.

However.

You're pregnant now. But still so shrewish.

I think my kid will be like me.

May be violent-tempered.

Is that good?

Bing.

You will first have a baby.

Listen to me.

Just give birth to many kids for lord Tang. I've thought it for you.

Why she will have kids first?

Then I'll teach them KungFu.

To strengthen them.

Don't teach daughters.

You know what? Her fighting skill in her childhood

just scared all the boys away.

If it's not Bai Wuchen. Who will marry you?

Like a monkey.

You... You're a monkey.

Monkey. Look! She...

She is a just a lady. Stayed at home everyday. Funny?

Nerd! Nerd!

At least I can protect Wuchen.

Isn't that nice?

But...

Dragon-egg can also protect me.

All our husbands can do that.

His majesty, Lord Tang are here.

Did you hear that? They're coming!

Be demure.

Calm down. Sit down. Calm down. Be demure.

Okay. Okay.

Let's go.

Go. Where are you going?

Why you look so plump? Tell me.

Thanks to Lord Tang. - Tell me! - I just become fat.

Bridal veil! Bridal veil!

Yes!

Where is it?