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Robert Young and Jane Wyatt,
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with Elinor Donahue,
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Billy Gray, and Lauren Chapin...
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We missed you at dinner, dear.
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Sorry you had to work so late.
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Oh, it seemed like
everyone in Springfield
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had insurance problems today.
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Where are the children?
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Kathy's next door,
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Betty's at a sorority meeting,
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and Bud's upstairs.
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Ah, a quiet evening at home.
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I can use it. Thanks.
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Is it quiet? I don't know
whether I can concentrate or not.
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What's that?
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Oh, it's just Bud, dear.
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Just Bud?
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One boy couldn't possibly
make all that noise.
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What's he doing,
anyway? I don't know.
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Well, whatever he's doing,
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we're not supposed
to know about it.
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It's a secret.
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That's a secret?
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Sounds like the entire Springfield
football squad is up there.
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"Weight should be
evenly distributed."
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That does it. Now, now, Jim.
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Bud!
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Just a minute, son.
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Something wrong?
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What was all that
racket upstairs?
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I didn't hear anything.
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Sounds like you were
training a herd of elephants.
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Well, I, uh, I was reading.
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What do you do, turn a
handspring after every word?
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Of course not.
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Hello, Daddy! Goodbye,
Bud! Goodnight, Daddy!
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Goodnight, Kathy.
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Kathy! Goodnight, Dad.
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Bud, where are you going?
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I'm going over to Joe
Philips' for a little while.
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I'll see you later, huh? But...
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Find out anything, dear?
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Oh, sure, everything.
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And?
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He said he was reading.
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Bud's been acting very
strange the last few days.
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He's been acting
strange since he was born.
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This is different.
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I'm worried. So am I.
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I don't know which
is going to go first,
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the ceiling or my nerves.
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Father?
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Father! I've got the
most exciting news.
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Mother, you'll never believe it.
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One thing I love
about this family,
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everyone's always so calm.
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What is it, Betty?
It's about Bud!
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He's leaving home? Oh, Jim.
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Well, you know the school dance
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at the country club
next Friday night?
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Well, Bud is going!
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Bud's going to a dance?
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Well, he doesn't even
know how to dance.
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Not only that, he'd
have to take a girl.
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He's taking a girl!
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Bud?
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Our Bud?
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Our bashful, blushing boy, Bud?
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Oh, no wonder he's
been so nervous lately.
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I'll never forget the last time
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he was supposed to
take a girl to a dance.
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I don't think any of us will.
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He made for the basement
like a scared gopher!
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A grown boy hiding
in a basement.
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He stayed down there so long,
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I thought he was
going to mildew.
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Who is he taking?
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Oh, her name's Marcia.
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She's Mrs. Lanson's
granddaughter.
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Oh, she must be a new girl.
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Yeah, she's just
here for the semester.
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Bud with a girl.
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Bud have a girl?
Get out of here.
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About time old Bud got a girl.
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Never mind, Kathy.
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Here, I'll read you one story
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and then off to bed you go.
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Kathy, where did
you get this book?
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Bud's room.
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"Ballroom Dancing Self-Taught"
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Margaret, look at this.
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Read it to me, Daddy.
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So, that's what
Bud's been doing.
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Learning to dance from a book?
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Bud, learning to dance?
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Never mind, Kathy.
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This book must be
over 50 years old.
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The polka, the
waltz, the two-step.
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Is that one of your
books, Father?
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How old do you think I am?
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This is a library book.
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Listen to this, Margaret.
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"As the movement of the
waltz is necessarily rapid,
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"the danger of collision is
proportionately increased
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and gentlemen will do well to
remember and act upon this hint."
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This dancing's more
dangerous than I thought.
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Does that mean I
have to be nice to him?
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We all do.
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It's a very serious situation
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when a boy goes to his first
dance and has his first date.
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Now, we'd better get
this up to Bud's room.
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I'll take it. Oh,
oh, there he is.
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Now, remember,
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we don't know anything
about the dance or the book.
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You understand, Kathy?
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Yes, Daddy.
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Welcome home, son.
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How are you, Bud, dear?
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Hi, brother!
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I don't see why... Kathy.
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Hello, Bud.
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What did I do?
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Uh, we... we're just
glad to see you, son.
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Would you like some ice cream?
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Or some milk?
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No, I... I don't want
anything. I forgot something.
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What'd you forget? Kathy.
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Uh, why don't you stay down here
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and talk to us a while?
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What about?
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Oh, anything.
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Well, I... I'm busy.
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I'll get it, I'll get it.
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Now, Betty.
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Can I quit smiling now?
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No.
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Yeah, it's me.
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I was on my way over,
but I forgot the book.
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Anyhow, I think the
family's getting suspicious.
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You'd better make
it tomorrow night.
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Oh, and Joe, I want to
warn you about one thing.
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You know how it says
to glissade your left foot,
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then slide the right one
back, turning half around?
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It's a trap.
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I tried already, so watch it.
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Yeah, well, I'll
see you tomorrow.
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Yeah, so long, Joe.
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Bye.
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Hello, brother.
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What are you all
staring at me for?
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Uh, we're not
staring at you, son.
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Of course not, dear.
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I was.
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Uh, who called?
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Joe.
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How's Joe?
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You are so staring at me.
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We just like to
look at you, son.
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Uh, you and Joe
cooking up something?
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Uh, a little
footwork. For boxing.
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Good exercise, son.
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Nothing like being able to
defend yourself in a clinch.
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Yeah.
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Does Marcia like to box?
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What? What'd she say?
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She... She just...
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wants to know if there are any
marshmallows left in the box.
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Well, goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Well, Little Louella,
you did it again.
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This is the first breakfast
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Bud's missed in 14 years.
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He's certainly taking
his dancing seriously.
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He's been up since
dawn practicing.
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How long do we have to pretend
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we don't know anything?
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This is a situation that has to be
handled with the utmost diplomacy.
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That means you too, Kitten.
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I haven't said anything.
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I don't see why going to
a dance is such a project.
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It can be for a boy.
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I remember my first dance.
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You'll never know the
agonies I went through, Betty.
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I was scared to death.
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If Bud is just half as
frightened as I was,
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he's in bad shape. He
might even collapse.
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If he does, we'll be
there to hold him up.
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We'll be there?
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Well, the principal
called this morning,
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and asked us to be
patrons at the dance.
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Oh, Margaret, we can't do that.
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If Bud thought for one moment
we were going to be there,
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he'd... he'd disintegrate.
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But I can't get
out of it now, Jim.
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Well, if we have to go, I
think Bud should be warned.
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He's having enough
trouble as it is.
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I'm going to be
completely honest with him.
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I'll go up and tell him now.
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Remember the basement?
Just leave it to me.
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I'll be as diplomatic
as possible.
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Bud.
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Yes, Dad?
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May I come in a minute?
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Uh, yeah, I guess so.
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Bud... Old man. Uh-oh.
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I think it's time you
and I had a little talk.
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Dad, I've got a lot on my mind,
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and I'd rather not have a
father-son talk right now.
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But there's something I
think you should know.
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We've been all
through this before.
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I'm talking about
the dance, Bud.
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Dance? What dance?
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The dance you're going to.
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You know about it?
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Yes. Your mother and I
are going to be there too.
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You're going to be there?
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Now, there's no reason
to be embarrassed about it.
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And as far as you're
taking Marcia's concerned...
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You know about her too?
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Yes, and we
all feel that it's...
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Great jumpin' jeepers.
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Bud!
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There he goes again.
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Bud, come back!
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Bud!
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Bud, come out of that basement.
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Please, Bud.
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Mommy?
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What does diplomatic mean?
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It's the art of
being able to say
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the right thing at
the wrong time.
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Try again, Jim.
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Oh, Bud!
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There's nothing wrong in
learning how to dance, son.
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We'll help you learn to dance.
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I'm never going
to learn to dance.
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Please, Bud.
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No!
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We may have to smoke him out.
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Sissy! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Sissy!
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Kathy!
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He'll have a relapse after that.
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Bud, I'll ask you once more.
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Are you or are
you not coming up?
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I are not!
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It's no use, Jim. He
just won't come up.
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Something has to be done.
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Well, we can't drag him
up and order him to dance.
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Oh, it isn't just the dancing,
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he's running away from a
problem instead of facing it.
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If he retreats to the basement
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over some little thing
now, it isn't so bad.
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But he's going to look awfully
silly running down to the basement
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every time something goes
wrong when he's 50 years old.
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Mother, the bakery
man's in front.
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Thanks, dear.
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Looks like Marcia had
better find herself another boy.
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Betty, uh, what kind of
a girl is this, uh, Marcia?
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Oh, she's been around a lot.
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Europe and everything.
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Her folks have a lot of money.
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I've never seen her, but
she must be quite a fireball.
263
00:11:34,744 --> 00:11:36,322
Fireball? What do you mean?
264
00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:38,490
They call her Dynamite.
265
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:40,443
Well, then, what does
she want with Bud?
266
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,561
Oh, you know how
some women are, Father.
267
00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:45,030
They'll go after anything
that's a challenge.
268
00:11:45,054 --> 00:11:46,632
Bud is a challenge?
269
00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:48,918
To a woman like this, he is.
270
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,888
Now, you know, anyone as innocent
and naive as your son and my brother
271
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,074
is probably just her dish.
272
00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:59,428
I can't imagine
Bud with a fireball.
273
00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:07,776
♪♪
274
00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:33,495
She probably wants to
add another scalp to her belt.
275
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,548
Then she'll have to find
herself another victim.
276
00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:36,949
What are you going to do?
277
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,573
I'm going to do a
little atomic research.
278
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,973
Oh, believe me, Mrs. Lanson,
279
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:49,779
I don't usually like to
interfere in matters of the heart,
280
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,482
but I don't think Bud is
your granddaughter's type.
281
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,450
From what I've
heard about your son,
282
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:58,954
I'm sure my
granddaughter isn't his type.
283
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,190
Is she really that... that...
284
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,524
She's a problem.
285
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,176
What about her
parents, where are they?
286
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,678
They're in Europe.
287
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,563
Marcia has been there so
often, she didn't want to go again.
288
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,032
She said she was bored.
289
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,418
Bored with Europe?
290
00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,287
Poor Bud.
291
00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,522
No wonder she's
desperate for amusement.
292
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,358
Basically, she's
a very fine girl.
293
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:23,846
She's just a little...
well, peculiar.
294
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,198
I want to talk to
her, Mrs. Lanson.
295
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,035
You can try, but it
isn't going to be easy.
296
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,404
Sometimes a stranger can
handle a situation like this
297
00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:33,956
better than a
member of the family.
298
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,280
This way, Mr. Anderson.
299
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,129
I have children of my
own, so I'm used to...
300
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,731
Marcia.
301
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:44,350
Mr. Anderson is here to see you.
302
00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:46,385
Marcia!
303
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,360
She's in the basement? Yes.
304
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:01,739
Marcia.
305
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,456
Where are you?
306
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,481
I'd like to meet
you, I'm Bud's father.
307
00:14:12,302 --> 00:14:15,253
Here I am.
308
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,837
Hello.
309
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,445
You're Marcia?
310
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,579
You don't have to
be afraid of me, dear.
311
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,015
Oh, I'm not afraid of you. I...
312
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,067
I'm just embarrassed that
you found me hiding here.
313
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:39,872
Now, why would you
want to hide from anybody?
314
00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:43,275
Well, your son asked me to
go to a dance with him, and...
315
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,579
And I said I'd go, but...
316
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:49,254
I don't know how to dance.
317
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,755
You don't know how to dance?
318
00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:58,223
Not a step, I...
319
00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:02,745
Grandma Lanson said she was going
to have Bud come over to teach me.
320
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,369
I didn't want her
to, but she insisted.
321
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,085
Oh, Mr. Anderson,
322
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,744
I'd be mortified if Bud
found out I couldn't dance.
323
00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:15,974
Well, you could have told Bud.
324
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,409
Believe me, he
would've understood.
325
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:20,980
Tell Bud I can't dance?
326
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:25,000
Bud, the Gene
Kelly of Springfield?
327
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:29,276
The guy that every girl is
just dying to go out with?
328
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,042
This is Bud?
329
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,849
Oh, Mr. Anderson.
This boy is dynamite.
330
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,281
I'm a little confused.
331
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,099
I thought you were Dynamite.
332
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:43,569
Oh, well that's just
my nickname, you see,
333
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,571
I'm on the debating
team at school, and...
334
00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:47,289
And when it's my
turn for the rebuttal,
335
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,258
well, they say I
sort of explode.
336
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,430
It's pretty dull, isn't
it, being a debater?
337
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,850
Well, not every girl has the
talent to be on the debating team.
338
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,887
Some of our greatest
people started out as debaters.
339
00:16:01,911 --> 00:16:04,640
But... But I don't
want to be great I...
340
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:08,849
I just want to learn how to
dance by... by Friday night.
341
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,986
Marcia...
342
00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:17,552
how would you like
to have me teach you?
343
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,255
You?
344
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,707
Oh, I'd like that.
345
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,659
But, you wouldn't tell
anybody, would you?
346
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,361
Not a soul, I promise.
347
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,451
This is our secret.
348
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,299
Now, the first thing you do,
349
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,870
is glissade to the
left, with the left foot.
350
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:38,557
May I have this
waltz... Dynamite?
351
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,292
Put your hand there. That's it.
352
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:44,930
Now, one, two,
three, one, two, three,
353
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:48,623
one, two, three,
one, two, three...
354
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,161
Bud Anderson, I want you to
come up here right this minute!
355
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,462
What for?
356
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,264
Never mind, just get up here!
357
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,450
Where's Kathy?
358
00:17:04,474 --> 00:17:07,136
She's outside, and I'll
see that she stays there.
359
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,480
Now, cut out this foolishness,
and unlock this door!
360
00:17:15,585 --> 00:17:16,695
What do you want?
361
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:18,731
You're going to learn to dance.
362
00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:20,415
Not me. Now, look son.
363
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,718
You're too cool to act this way.
364
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,386
All the other boys will be out
365
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,355
dancing and having fun,
and where will you be?
366
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,906
In the basement!
367
00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:28,930
There she is!
368
00:17:30,065 --> 00:17:31,610
Wait a minute!
Bud, Kathy, be quiet!
369
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,178
Margaret! One of us has to go!
370
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,080
I'm not going to live in the
same house with that shrimp...
371
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:37,416
Margaret, get rid of Kathy.
Kathy, you go out and play.
372
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,217
Go on.
373
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,856
Now, come in the
living room, son.
374
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,393
Oh, come on, Bud.
375
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:50,351
I'm not going to like this.
376
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,317
Whether you like it or not,
377
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,986
you're going to learn to dance.
378
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,354
And I'm going to
see that you do.
379
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,422
You?
380
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,425
Dance with my father?
381
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,327
Betty will teach you.
382
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,862
Dance with my sister?
383
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,197
Either that,
384
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,900
or I'll get Marcia over here
and have her teach you.
385
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,569
You wouldn't. I would.
386
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,194
It's a conspiracy.
387
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,379
One, two, three.
388
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,983
Right, one, two, three.
389
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,074
One, two...
390
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,959
Bud, can't you get it
through your head?
391
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,695
It's one, two, three.
392
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,664
Where's four?
393
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,865
There isn't any four.
394
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,835
It's one, two, three.
395
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,706
Now, one, two, three.
396
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,407
Now, see how easy it is?
397
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,431
No.
398
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,013
Oh, don't hang on me, hold me.
399
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,615
You're my sister.
400
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,250
Oh, come on. One, two...
401
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,521
Glissade, son, glissade.
402
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,155
You want me to kill myself?
403
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:10,425
You're getting it, Bud,
you just got to relax.
404
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,145
One, two, three...
405
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:14,647
There's the monster again!
406
00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:16,515
Kathy, get away
from that window!
407
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,699
She belongs in the
zoo, or something.
408
00:19:19,842 --> 00:19:21,770
We've lost him again.
409
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,689
Betty, maybe if you
showed me the step,
410
00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:25,090
Bud would see how easy it is.
411
00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:26,558
All right, Father.
412
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,694
Now, there's nothing to it, Bud.
413
00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,029
Now, watch.
414
00:19:30,053 --> 00:19:32,386
I'm watching.
415
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,220
Ouch! Oh, I'm sorry, Princess.
416
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,257
Easy, isn't it, Dad?
Nothing to it, huh?
417
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,574
I missed on four.
418
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,881
There isn't any four.
419
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,633
Uh, m-maybe you've just
forgotten how to dance, Dad.
420
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,450
Glissade, Dad, glissade.
421
00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:55,409
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
422
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,252
You look like you're trying
to dance on your knees!
423
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,102
You should see yourself, Dad!
424
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,106
I suppose you can do better?
425
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,607
Well, I can do better than that.
426
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,909
Come on, Betty.
427
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:20,462
I'm just a little out
of shape, that's all.
428
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,799
First you got to stand
up straight, like this.
429
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,802
And relax when
you take the steps.
430
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,760
Well, you don't have
to relax that much.
431
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,730
Hey, this glissade
stuff's all right.
432
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:42,034
Mother, I think you'd better dance
with Dad, and show him how it's done.
433
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,920
Maybe I had.
434
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,039
One, two, three,
435
00:20:47,063 --> 00:20:50,692
one, two, three,
one, two, three,
436
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:54,468
one, two, three...
437
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,884
Jim.
438
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:02,153
You tricked poor
Bud into dancing.
439
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,590
I had to do something,
or get a bigger basement.
440
00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:05,746
It worked, he's dancing.
441
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,117
Sometimes I amaze myself.
442
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,755
One, two, three...
443
00:21:17,927 --> 00:21:23,142
One, two, three,
one, two, three...
444
00:21:27,469 --> 00:21:29,447
They haven't missed
a dance all evening.
445
00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:33,185
First time I've ever seen
the rumba done in waltz time.
446
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,722
I think you're the most wonderful
dancer in the whole world.
447
00:21:36,746 --> 00:21:38,223
I wouldn't say the whole world.
448
00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,025
But you're so easy to follow.
449
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,983
That's because
you're so easy to lead.
450
00:21:49,358 --> 00:21:51,636
Seems to be something
slightly old-fashioned
451
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,438
about Marcia's
style of waltzing.
452
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:55,074
What do you mean, old-fashioned?
453
00:21:55,098 --> 00:21:58,777
It's just surprising that she seems
to dance the same way Bud does.
454
00:21:58,801 --> 00:22:01,361
Maybe she read the same book.
455
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,106
♪♪
456
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:30,206
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