Original subtitles

Well, well. Looks like the two of you had a pretty wild night.

Yeah, that party was crazy last night. She's exhausted.

You seem to be doing okay.

Well, one of us has to, you know.

Thanks for bringing her back to us safely.

It's my job, really.

You know, such a great boyfriend like yourself should be thanked more often for doing things like this.

Uh, what do you have in mind?

Well, I mean, she's too busy sleeping. I mean, I'm here. I'll do it.

She's right there. She's sleeping right there.

She won't bother us.

She's got good taste.

Shh. Don't moan.

Shh. Don't moan.

Ouch. She's fine. She's fine.

She's not gonna bother. She's knocked out.

She's not gonna bother.

Come here.

She's sleeping.

You're fucking great, Stefan.

Well, I think she learned how to do it.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Great job, Stefan.

Great job.

Where is he?

It's not him.

It's the other one.

It's the other one.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

I can't do it.

Fuck.

Fuck, that was so hot.

Told me she wouldn't wake up.

Doesn't make it okay.

Well, you two should get some rest.

What if he doesn't like me?

What?

What's not to like?

You're gorgeous.

Oh my god, I think he's here.

I need a few minutes.

Can you keep me busy?

Okay honey, no problem.

Hi.

My name is Dylan.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

Come in.

You're so cute, you're so nervous.

Your palms are sweaty.

No way.

Oh my god.

You know, it's important to go into these things with a clear head, honey.

Yeah, I really like her, so I don't want to say the wrong thing, you know.

Oh, you know, it's important to clear your mind.

You know, any little thing can happen tonight.

Just relax.

My god, have you cleared your mind today?

Yeah.

Uh, no, I don't think so.

You want me to help you with that?

Really?

But what...

She's gonna be busy for at least ten minutes.

You know how girls are with their makeup.

Uh...

Wow, you're nice. I can see that she likes you.

What the...

Shh...

You don't wanna get caught, stupid. Come on.

What's wrong with you?

What's your name again?

Dylan?

Dylan what?

Snow?

It's your father, Harry.

Does that really matter right now?

I don't know. I think I...

I think I dated him about ten years ago.

Oh my God, he was marvelous.

No wonder my daughter picked you up at the supermarket.

You guys were picking up tampons for your mom or something, right?

I don't know.

Fuck, I don't remember.

Jesus.

Come on, you're gonna get us caught.

I haven't done anything.

Shh, you talk too much. Come on now.

Just be grateful and do the handjob like...

like you know what you're doing.

Shh...

Ugh...

I don't know.

Maybe it wasn't your dad. I don't know.

Maybe it was your uncle.

Shh...

What?

What's the matter?

Oh my God, come on, hurry up already.

I know this feels good.

Just go ahead and let it go.

You're not gonna embarrass anybody.

Fuck.

Unless she walks in here and...

Well, if you can stop doing shit.

Doing what?

I'm just minding my own damn business.

You're the one that came into my house trying to date my daughter.

God, your dick's worth it, isn't it, huh?

Don't disappoint the shit out of her by making me mad.

Shh...

Fuck.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

You got a strong arm.

I was in the Navy.

See, Dolly's in for a long night.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Wow.

I feel so much better.

I'm so relieved.

I bet you do.

Okay.

Hey, Dylan.

Hey, babe.

Ready?

Yeah.

Dylan, you look amazing.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

How's it going?

Good.

Can you help me over here?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, I'm going to go ahead and get the

smell soap good in here?

Yup.

Goodness.

I can't wait to get my mouth on that.

Whew.

All right.

I'm going to go ahead and get the soap.

Okay.

So, I'm going to go ahead and get the soap.

Okay.

Good.

You know, I need the cutting board, baby.

Did you get me the cutting board?

Not that one.

I need the one in the cabinet underneath.

You see it?

It's all the way in the back.

Oh, baby.

I didn't see it last year.

I didn't see it.

It's not here.

It's underneath the big pot.

I don't know where you put the pot.

Um, shit.

You know what?

You kind of think that I gave it to your grandma to use for the holiday nuts.

Okay.

Well, I guess we'll just have to...

She's pregnant.

No, you know.

What woman is that?

Pete.

It's my phone.

I'll be back in a minute.

Okay.

Whoa.

You know she talks on her phone while she'll be in there for an hour.

Trust me, I know.

Come here.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Fine.

Just like that.

Ooh, fine.

Shh, don't get me right now.

God, this is fucking delicious.

Better than the dinner we're cooking.

I don't even know what we're making.

What the fuck?

It's not what it looks like, I promise.

You're fucking my stepmom?

Babe, I promise.

Oh, it's exactly.

I can't even look at you.

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

Don't mind your mouth.

I'm feeding you.

Come here.

No, I can't even look at you.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

Babe, come here.

What are you doing?

It's okay.

It's okay.

Babe, come here.

This is the first time for everything.

Come on.

This is messed up.

Quit acting like your mother.

Come here.

Whoa.

Come on.

Can I see?

Oh, come on, come on, just touch it.

Just touch it.

Oh, it's so big.

Can you imagine that?

Now, I know you have toys

because I've gone through all of your drawers

when you go to work.

What?

I've seen your stuff.

I know you have toys,

and this is way bigger than any of those

that you've ever bought me.

You know we've been dating for a while, right?

But I have an open mind.

You know, get down and dirty.

You're my stepmom, and you're fucking my boyfriend.

Well, no, I'm helping you out.

How is this helping me?

Well, you know, I'm warming it up for you.

Dude, I'm a legend, if you guys think about it.

Just what are you guys going to do?

That's not helping.

Well, I mean, think about it like this.

If he can please an older woman like me,

then he's definitely going to wreck your shit.

And that's nice of me to teach him how to take care of you.

I think that's very pleasant.

Don't you agree?

That's generous.

Legend.

There you go.

So come on, let's get out of here.

I'll show you how to do this.

I'm just saying this is for me.

Oh, I'm doing this all for you.

Come on, let's do this.

Get over here.

I'm going to show you how to put your mouth on it,

and it starts to drip all sweet and creamy stuff out of you.

It's fantastic.

You want to try?

Let's do this.

Come on.

There, put your mouth on it.

Right there.

Stick it in your mouth.

Stick it in your mouth.

Come on, you can do it.

Just like the first time Daddy bought you a car.

What?

Oh, stop acting creepy.

You've heard that shit before.

You watch MTV.

Come on.

There you go.

Oh, you lying little whore.

You've done this before.

Have you?

I'm not lying to you.

Come on.

I can just get off of you.

Fuck, you're so much better than your stepmom.

which one?

You know, her mother's married to a woman,

so technically she has two stepmoms.

I know I'm the better one.

I'm way cooler.

Just ignore her.

Do you ever stop talking?

I do sometimes.

Especially.

Only when there's a dick in her mouth.

Yeah.

Is that her pussy?

That's cute, Precious.

What do you think, you're the first person

that put a hand on the back of my hand?

Disgusting.

I don't know, I just went to your basketball game last week. I was very busy.

You wanna help me out with that?

Mmm. Oh fuck.

Oh shit. I have to get a picture of this. No one's ever gonna believe me.

Oh fine.

What?

What?

Are you serious?

Yeah, do you wanna give the guy some bragging rights for his buddies? After all, you are cute, right?

Lucky for you, I forgot my phone, so...

Alright, I'll take a picture if you want.

No, it's fine. Just keep going.

Fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh god, that is great. Look how the veins are coming out. You know you're doing it when it starts to swell like that.

It's turning colors in there. Good job, good job.

You wanna really make sure to get underneath.

Kinda stroke the balls while you're sucking on it. Oh, it's fantastic. They love that shit.

Yeah, right there.

Maybe get your fingers a little wet. Yeah, stroke that side like that.

Don't you dare come yet. Oh my god, I wanna play with this for a little while longer.

Besides, dinner's in the oven for another 30 minutes, right?

Yeah.

God damn, that roast beef looks good today.

Oh, it's okay. Don't be nervous. I'm gonna tell you. I won't tell anybody.

Fuck.

Well, that's not true. I'm gonna tell all my friends.

Please!

Huh? What?

Can you just let her suck it, please?

I don't know. I got a live video cam feed over there somewhere.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, there are people in India that wanna see this. Come on.

Oh, that's so good. I bet you're wearing panties too, aren't you? You fucking church girl.

She was raised right. Unfortunately, it was not by me. She'd be having far more fun with you if she was raised by me.

That's okay. We'll get you there. We'll get you there.

Come on, suck the shit out of it.

Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, see how it's starting to drip and dick likes you.

Oh, fuck.

Quick, come here. Come here.

Oh, give me a high five.

Oh, yeah.

Put it in my new corner here. What is this?

Oh, I did not buy it, indeed.

Did you buy one of these clothes? Good for you for dressing up for your man.

Good for you.

That's beautiful. You know, I think she should take that.

Yeah, I think she should take that thing off.

What?

You should take the panties off, honey. You're sucking a man's dick. You should have your pussy out to the wind.

Can you focus?

I am focused. I'm trying to educate the woman.

For fuck's sake.

Oh, my God.

Babe, just ignore her.

Just ignore her. All right, I'll send her back.

You're a team player. I appreciate that.

Contributing to the goodness. Oh.

Just like that. Oh, that's good.

Oh, just like that.

How did you do that?

I told you she was better than you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

How's she doing?

She's pretty good.

She's amazing.

Oh, yeah. You've got a good technique. All the way up and down.

Oh, just like that.

Roll your hand at the tip. Oh, gonna pull a little bit. You know, you want to encourage it to pop like that.

But only when you say so. See, a woman needs to be in charge of a man's dick.

Because if it's the only thing he has to offer the world other than a bad attitude, then you need to be in charge of it, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you gotta walk it like a dog. There you go, babe.

You gotta roll your hand. You gotta roll it at the end. Just like that. You gotta roll it.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, yeah. There you go.

I know.

There you go.

Fuck.

Yeah. Well, he's clearly on a leash now.

Although I have an idea that this one's gonna give you a run for your money.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You know what it is? It's these panties. These panties are terrible. You gotta get rid of these.

What sort?

Just get rid of them.

This isn't my idea.

It's alright.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, now we're stretching. This is a new yoga. I learned it over in Hollywood.

Open wide.

There you go.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh. Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Do you like that?

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, that's good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Now, hold on. Take a break, baby. Catch your breath. Catch your breath.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

What are you doing? Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

No.

Should we put some more.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes!

Yes! Oh my god!

Yes, please.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god, this is it.

Oh my god, oh my god, buddy!

Oh my god, yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Ah, oh my god!

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Come on.

Take it.

Take it.

Take it.

Oh, God.

Fuck you, sword.

It's good.

You can do it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You want to taste it?

You want to taste it?

She wants to taste it.

Yeah?

Yeah.

There you go.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

This thing is crazy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Goddamn.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah.

You did so good.

Oh my God.

You're making me so proud.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, that's good.

Do you want to taste this cup?

Do you want to taste it?

You think you can share it with me one more time?

I'll shut my mouth and drink it.

Alright.

What do you say?

One more?

Yeah.

Oh, good.

After that, I have shit to do.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna go in the back.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, dang.

Oh, my God.

I promise not to tell anybody.

This is gonna make me look bad.

You're like a perfect little pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Shit.

Oh, wow.

Oh, this.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know what to say.

Oh shit! Oh my god!

Oh god! Oh my god!

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!

Oh god! Oh god!

Oh god, it's so good!

Shit!

Oh my god!

I want you to see it. I want you to see it.

Fuck! This dick belongs to you, girl.

Oh god. I can't handle this. This is too young and strong for me.

Fuck!

God!

Fuck!

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh my god.

Just like that, babe.

Oh god.

I can't take it.

Oh, I just like that.

Oh yeah, that's good.

Oh god, that's sick.

Oh god.

Oh god.

You need to swallow that shit. You really need to taste this shit.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Come on, let's do that.

I wanna show you how to make your pelvis suck.

It's so fucking good.

Come here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Struck in.

Yeah.

You're still gonna have to do it.

It's gonna give you a big and strong-

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get a little better.

You're gonna get better.

You're gonna get better.

You're gonna get better.

You're gonna get better.

You're gonna get better.

Get better.

You're gonna get better.

It's okay, you're my second. You wanna do whatever you can.

I owe this man a thank you.

Oh fuck, just like that.

I'm gonna come.

Fuck, that's so hot.

Oh shit, I have somewhere to go.

Are you serious?

You be nice to her. I'll see you next week.

Okay.

Oh shit, I'm late.

What the fuck?

I thought we were gonna eat dinner.

Yeah, whatever.

Alright.