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♪ Who put the
glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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The Lost City of Atlantis...
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Long revered as the enlightened
cultural center of the ancient world.
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Then, like a dream, it was gone.
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The fate of Atlantis...
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A mystery that has baffled
humankind for generations,
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until... now.
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Look! Atlantis
City underwater...
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with snow!
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You can only
get this stuff here.
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Ooh! Super cool! A must-have!
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Come on, Cassandra.
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Even you can't be
gloomy in Atlantis City.
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It's got the beach,
the boardwalk, and...
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Whoo! I'm walking an
invisible Cerberus! Look at me!
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I think I'm just not a
summer-vacation kind of person.
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What's bad about Summer?
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Same as Autumn,
Winter, and Spring...
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Visions of disaster.
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Homer... Greekly World News.
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You say you have a tip
on a forthcoming disaster?
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I don't foresee
anything at the moment.
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Too bad. You have a puppy?
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What?
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Cute animals and disasters.
That's what sells papers.
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Whoa! Yes, sir!
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I scored us front-row tickets
to the "Diving Centaur Show."
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Yes, sir!
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Those tickets will be worthless.
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- Vision?
- Vision.
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Look out below!
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Great Centaur accident! Yowza!
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Hang on! I got ya!
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Ugh!
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Thanks. That's never
happened before.
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Must have been wind shear.
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Ohh! I foresee
tourists in a giant hole.
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Well, they should have
stuck to their vacation budget.
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Great 4-wagon accident! Yowza!
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Hold on!
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I... got ya!
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Incredible! Front-page news!
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Just hero business as usual.
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Not you, her!
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But I just saved
all those people!
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Heroes are ho-hum, son,
but teen soothsayers...
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That's a gimmick!
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The name? What's your name?
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Cassandra.
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I'll make the name Cassandra
synonymous with warnings of calamity!
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You're wasting your time.
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No one ever believes her.
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I'll take care of that! If there's one
thing that The Greekly World News
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has, it's credibility!
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That's Cassandra, with two s's.
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"Dateline... Athens." Homer
on the teen-doom scene.
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Any predictions yet?"
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Sorry. It's a very
unpredictable curse.
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Wow! He's following
you everywhere!
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Ooh! That's creepy!
How can you stand it?
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Years of practice.
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I need a catastrophe
for the late edition.
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I foresee molten lead
falling from the sky.
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Y-y-yowza!
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Oops.
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That's gonna sting.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Yowza!
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Another perfect call!
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Why, her prophecy
saved that baby's life!
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Ooh, ooh, what's next?! Tell
us something we don't know!
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Is it going to rain?
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Oh, tell us more!
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You believe me!
You really believe me!
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Yes! Predict!
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Foresee! Foresee!
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Okay, um... let's see.
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Ready when you are.
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Any time.
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Now would be good.
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I think I'm getting
something. Here it comes.
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No. It's a headache.
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Give me something
for the front page!
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Something big! Don't
let your public down.
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I see... I see...
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I see Atlantis... Oooh!
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Underwater. Atlantis
will be underwater.
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There. Atlantis
is going to sink.
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Big enough for you?
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Oh, the liquidity!
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Stop the scribes!
Stop the scribes!
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We've got ourselves a headline.
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Cassandra, your
eyes didn't get all,
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you know, whatever
that vision thing.
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Homer wanted something big.
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But you made it up.
That's... that's lying!
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It's a slow vision day.
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Besides, nobody really believes
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what they read in The
Greekly World News.
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It's all fake.
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You can't just go
around making things up.
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Relax. What could happen?
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"Local girl has
sinking feeling"!
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Read all about it!
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"Sassy Soothsayer
sees certain sink!!!"
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Late edition spins out
of control, hits pedestrian!
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Aah!
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Wow!
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Herc was right.
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"Vexed vacationers
vacate Atlantis."
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"What could happen?"
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I, uh, I didn't
foresee a problem.
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But there was a problem,
and his name was Croesus...
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The richest man in the world
and the owner of Atlantis City.
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My city is empty and
my check book is emptier
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thanks to that one-woman
profit-sucking machine.
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I predict doom for her.
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I just need to make it
look like natural causes
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which will require
a cooperative God.
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Ahhh!
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Yo, Hades! Beseeching Hades!
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Name's Hades, Lord of the...
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Hey, hey! Croesus! Buddy!
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I didn't know it was you.
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Now, this is a view!
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I gotta get me one
of these babies.
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Hmm. Gotta get me a new rug.
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Ouch! Look at your boardwalk.
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I thought the
underworld was dead. Ha!
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That's the reason I beseeched
you, Hades, my man.
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Oh! Ooh!
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Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Ooh!
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Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Ooh!
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Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Hades, uh, I need
to book a cruise
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on the River Styx for somebody.
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How much is that gonna cost?
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Just gotta pay the
boatman. Badda-boom.
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Well... this person
is not, uh, currently ill.
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Whoa! Excuse me. Time out.
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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?
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I am a God, not a hit man.
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My services can't be bought!
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Is that a decimal point?
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No, that's a comma.
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Comma?! That's
a... That's a lot of z...
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That's a lot of zeros.
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That'll... pbht! Buy
a lot of brimstone...
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and two of my best henchmen.
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Pain! Panic!
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You bellowed, your
morally bankruptedness?
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I'm loaning you out, boys.
Make the old man proud.
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Meanwhile, I gotta go make
a killing in the stock market.
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Badda-boom, I'm gone.
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Hi. I'm panic, and this is Pain.
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We'll be your minions today.
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What evils can
we inflict for you?
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Vengeance? Torture?
Adult-contemporary music?
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Well, I have a prognosticating
public nuisance on my hands.
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Now, she's on the "Merv
Griffin Show" this afternoon
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at The Celebrity Amphitheater.
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Make sure she's a, uh, no-show.
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And now, Athens'
favorite daytime host...
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Merv Griffin!
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Hey! Hi!
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Welcome to the show!
Whoa-ho-ho! Thank you!
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What a crowd!
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Save some of that. Save
it. You're gonna need it.
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Oh, I tell you...
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Pass the eyebrow pencil. I
want to bring out my eyes.
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Oh, that is all wrong!
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You can't go on
looking like that!
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You're not a spring.
You're a winter.
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Take it from us...
We're professionals.
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What do you think I need?
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Lip gloss, some rouge...
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A blindfold and a gag!
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Now you look like
a girl on the go.
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So let's take the girl and go!
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I see profits in my future.
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All right, Croesus.
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What's your angle?
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I'm in the market for
some Spokescrones
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to assure everyone
Atlantis is not going to sink.
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So, how much do you want?
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We are the fates!
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We cannot be purchased.
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Mama! Where's our mark?
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And now, let's give a
big, warm Athens welcome
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to my special guest,
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Cassan... ah, ooh. The Fates?
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Hey! Where's Cassandra?
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She was supposed to
be Merv's special guest.
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Well, uh, unexpected,
to say the least.
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But welcome, ladies.
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This is certainly,
uh, a surprise.
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You know I've been trying to
get you on my show for years.
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Well, we've been pretty
busy weaving the future,
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crocheting death and
pestilence into people's lives.
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Hey, I see you brought
your handiwork...
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The Tapestry of Fate!
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Oooh!
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Paws off, Merv.
It's very delicate.
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Damaging a single stitch could
have deadly consequences.
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Give me a break!
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So everything that happens
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is controlled by you three
and your needlepoint?
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I don't buy it.
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My husband's gone! Cool!
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It's as if the wretched
man never existed.
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Ohh.
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Oooh! Wasn't that
something, folks?
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Hey! Isn't that Atlantis
on the tapestry?
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What do you make of
all this sinking business?
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Is old El Niño back again?
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Nonsense. We brought the
tapestry to put to rest that nasty rumor.
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Atlantis is not going to sink.
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Oooh! It's not
true? Tell us more.
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As you can see, Merv,
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Atlantis is woven solidly
into the fabric of time.
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It's here to stay.
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Oooh! Ha! Ha! Is that a relief!
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I'm building a hotel
there, you know.
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There's no sign of
Cassandra anywhere.
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We're a hit, girls.
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Let's take our show on the road!
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Let me be the first
to say, "danke shon."
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You ladies knocked 'em dead!
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We have a knack
for that sort of thing.
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Hey! That's Croesus,
the owner of Atlantis.
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This is no time for who's who
in the cradle of democracy!
259
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,917
We gotta find my
little nuzzle bunny!
260
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,583
Icarus, don't you get it?
261
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,083
Cassandra's prediction
cost him a lot of money,
262
00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,041
and now she's disappeared.
263
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,125
See the connection?
264
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,458
We follow him, we find her.
265
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:47,041
Well, lady, your little prediction
cost me a lot of Drachmas.
266
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:50,125
Now, how much more is it
gonna cost me to shut you up?
267
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,667
Nothing.
268
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,166
Ah, come on, come on, come on!
269
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,333
Everybody has
their price. Name it.
270
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:56,458
Nothing. Really.
271
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,583
Look, I made up the whole thing.
272
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,333
Atlantis isn't going to sink.
273
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:03,667
What?! I bribed a major God
274
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,542
and three cosmic
crones for nothing?!
275
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,583
Is it too late to stop
payment on the checks?
276
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,166
One of them was to Hades.
277
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,250
Yowza!
278
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,583
I demand a full confession.
279
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,542
Oh, you want her to talk!
280
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:19,041
Well, that brings up all
sorts of torture possibilities!
281
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,625
But she already confessed.
Uh, seems kind of backwards.
282
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:26,583
These temp jobs have no perks.
283
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,792
How about a public confession?
284
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,792
Yeah, that's it! A
public confession!
285
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,750
I'll call a press
conference immediately.
286
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:35,834
Thank you for coming.
287
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:37,458
I've called this
press conference
288
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,458
to make a major announcement.
289
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,250
Yes, yes. You, there, in front?
290
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,667
Yes. Is this about
the sinking of Atlantis?
291
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,625
You know better than that.
292
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:50,250
It's the alleged
sinking of Atlantis.
293
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,125
Oh! Ooh! Ahh!
294
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,875
I guess that's my cue.
295
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,875
Now be a good little prophet
296
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:58,417
and tell the
headline-hungry reporter
297
00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,667
what you told me.
298
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,583
The truth is that I
got carried away
299
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,000
with all the publicity.
300
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,834
It was kind of cool to
be a famous seer and all.
301
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:09,959
Well, sure, You were the all-seeing
eye at the center of the storm.
302
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,667
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Self-realization.
303
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,291
Blah, blah, blah.
Would you tell him?!
304
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,500
The truth is that... that...
305
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:21,709
Atlantis is going to sink.
306
00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:25,625
That is so incredibly,
307
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:29,208
completely not what you
were supposed to say.
308
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,291
Minions!
309
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,125
She's yours. Him too.
310
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,291
Aaah!
311
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:36,041
Take him to the lower atrium.
312
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,709
Ah, what's that?
313
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,375
It's a very expensive dungeon.
314
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:42,291
Get a load of this stuff!
315
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,583
Croesus has a lot
bigger budget than Hades.
316
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,125
Look! A portable eviscerater!
317
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,959
I've always wanted
to use one of these!
318
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,625
Aah! Aah! A Fla-Z-Boy recliner!
319
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:54,869
Let's strap her in this, huh?
320
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:59,542
Oh, I can't decide!
It's too many toys!
321
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,583
Oh, this is torture!
322
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,000
There it is.
323
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,792
Croesus!
324
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:16,792
As a hero in training, I
insist you release Cassandra!
325
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,792
A hero in training? Whew!
326
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,709
I wonder what this
is going to cost me?
327
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:25,333
Who haven't I beseeched
and bribed lately?
328
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,709
Poseidon!
329
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,792
This better be important!
330
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:40,333
I need your deadliest
sea monster.
331
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,333
Maybe I'm not
richer than Croesus,
332
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,208
but I am a God!
333
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,625
You can't just throw money
at me and get what you want.
334
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:50,667
Whoa! That's a lot of sardines!
335
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,417
This is your final
hero-in-training warning!
336
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,208
Hero in training, meet
Scylla. Scylla, hero in training.
337
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,125
Battle amongst yourselves.
338
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:02,792
Aah!
339
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:14,250
I'm not sure how to even
begin to fight that thing.
340
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,750
Oh, don't leap into
the fray yet, my friend.
341
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,417
Perhaps we can reach
out to this creature.
342
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,625
I shall try to
communicate with it.
343
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,792
Aaaaaaah!
344
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,250
Pegasus, get Icarus to safety.
345
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,458
Aaah!
346
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,458
Aaah!
347
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,000
Aaaah!
348
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:07,625
Aaaaaaaaah!
349
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,291
Come closer, Mortals.
350
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:13,333
Yes... closer.
351
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:18,792
Feast your eyes upon
the tapestry of fate.
352
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,542
Aaaaaah!
353
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,458
No cuts!
354
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:27,959
The line starts back there, bub.
355
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,875
Aaah!
356
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,834
Aaaaah!
357
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,709
Uh-oh.
358
00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,834
Observe... how we
nip and tuck to torment
359
00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,875
the wicked King of Thessaly.
360
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,417
Ohhhh!
361
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,458
Oh, dear. Missed Thessaly.
362
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:10,166
But I nailed Atlantis.
363
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,917
Oooh! I've got to
get Cassandra out!
364
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,041
Back to Fate Mountain, girls?
365
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,250
Show's over.
366
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,250
Aaaah!
367
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,625
I want to use it on them!
368
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:35,792
But I found it!
369
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,458
It's my ab-gutter plus!
370
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,750
Cassandra!
371
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,333
Hercules! Fun's over.
372
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:47,792
We'll take this for
later. It's portable.
373
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:50,417
We've gotta get out of here
quick! Atlantis is sinking!
374
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,417
Who would have guessed?
375
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,834
Yowza! Atlantis!
The Lost Continent!
376
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,291
What a headline!
377
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,041
Come on!
378
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,750
Well... need a lift?
379
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:02,125
You three get back to Athens.
380
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,667
I've got some
major heroism to do.
381
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:26,083
Atlantis? Sinking?
382
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,458
I gotta do something
or I'm all washed up.
383
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,750
Where's my check book?!
384
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,375
Beseeching all Gods!
385
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,500
Hades! Hades, oh,
man. What a relief.
386
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,750
Just the God I need.
387
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,291
Hey, I'm not here for you. I
just want my minions back.
388
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,542
Pain! Panic!
389
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,417
Pbht.
390
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,542
But I need your help,
man. I need your help.
391
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,959
I'll pay anything!
392
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,834
Uh, sorry, babe.
Your check bounced.
393
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,917
It seems your bank went under.
394
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,583
Aaah!
395
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,834
And from the looks of things,
so will you in about 10 minutes.
396
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,142
Oh, yeah. You're a bad swimmer.
397
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,667
Make that five.
398
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:08,250
Aaaah!
399
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,417
Aaah!
400
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,709
Help us!
401
00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,583
We can't swim!
402
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,083
We're trapped!
403
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,125
Don't worry! I'll save you!
404
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,125
Here! Climb out on this!
405
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:37,959
Aaah! The dock is sinking!
406
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,792
We can't get to the boats!
407
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:06,959
Hey! Wait! Room for one more!
408
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,083
D-do you see Hercules anywhere?
409
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,875
Ah, the kid's a demigod.
He'll make it back.
410
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,166
I can't believe I
caused so much trouble!
411
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:20,041
It's so much better when
you guys cause the trouble,
412
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,792
and I get to
sarcastically comment.
413
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:30,208
♪ For he's a jolly
good demigod ♪
414
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,333
♪ Who kept us safe and dry ♪
415
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,792
Thank Zeus you're all right.
416
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,583
Actually, thank Poseidon.
417
00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,750
His sea monsters aren't
as tough as they used to be.
418
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:43,375
Break up the reunion,
kids, I've got to talk business!
419
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:45,917
Sorry, I'm out of the business.
420
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,625
Not you telling the
future. That's history.
421
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,417
- Huh?
- Kid, you heard the crowd.
422
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,500
Greece loves a hero!
423
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,959
What you need is publicity!
424
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,458
I can give you a permanent home
425
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:57,250
on the front page!
426
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,750
Yow-w-w-w-w-za-a-a!
427
00:22:00,959 --> 00:22:04,792
Well, finally, someone with a
little horse sense around here!
428
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,834
How long you been
waiting to use that one?
429
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,000
What do you mean?
430
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,500
Pegasus is a horse?
431
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:15,041
Ohhh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Clever me!
432
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,750
I am a funny man.
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