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♪ Who put the
"glad" in Gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Fee, fi, fo, fum.
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Hero rule nine...
Giants are... Dumb!
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That's why you use the
"too-tall triad" against them.
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Fake, rattle... Pbht! And roll!
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That's fake,
battle, and roll, kid.
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Giants are too
dumb to get rattled.
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I'm not so great at giants.
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Can we just skip this part, huh?
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Sorry, kid, no
shortcuts to greatness.
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Wow. That is some
fabulous, fabulous work.
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I mean, what a
presence you've got.
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Hercules, you're my man.
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Did I pronounce that right?
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
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I can't even tell you to have
this kind of face-to-face with you...
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Listen, can we talk, or
do you have an agent?
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Uh, yeah, well...
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Hey, hotshot, this
is a closed practice.
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You are one lucky little
goat man, you know that?
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I mean, your boy is so money,
and he doesn't even know it, brother.
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You think so?
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Who are you, and
what's with that get-up?
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This is my card.
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"Loki... trickster god
of the Norse Pantheon."
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Hmph. Barbarian, huh?
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Yeah, that's interesting.
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The goat man just
called me a barbarian.
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Anyway, look, There is a
major, major buzz about Hercules.
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You know what I mean?
And from what I just saw,
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I think you're ready for
the big show... truth, truth.
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Uh, what show?
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Asgard... The realm
of the Norse Gods!
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We're looking to fill a new
position... Thunder God...
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Cranking out storms, deciding battle
frenzies. You know that sort of thing.
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Fun stuff. Are you interested?
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Me? A God?
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Ha-ha! I'm there!
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Whoa, slow down, Goldilocks.
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He's training to
be a Greek hero.
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Oh, right, right. Let's see...
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"Reaching for the brass ring to
join mom and pop on Olympus."
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Yeah, but how do you know that?
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Look, I do my research.
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Anyway, let's cut to
the chase here, OK?
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Now, the plain truth is I want
to be in the Hercules business.
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But you gotta help, Herc. I
mean, you want Olympus, right?
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Well, that's
doable, very doable.
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But at the end of the day,
you're gonna need some credits.
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Credits?
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You know, actual God gigs.
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I mean, this hero training,
that's such a slow track.
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But we make you a
God now... pow, baby!
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We're talking
a-list! You got juice!
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Olympus, they come
calling for you, capiche?
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Uh, capiche.
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Kid, kid, no
shortcuts, remember?
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Phil, Phil, my goat man.
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Have you ever heard
of the Valkyries?
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See, the valkyries are,
like, a group of ladies.
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Really?
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You know, very
friendly. You know.
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That kind of thing.
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- No kidding.
- Yes. Yes.
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Kid, let's go for it!
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But you said no shortcuts.
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I know, I know, but think
about it. Valkyries! Valhalla!
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Yeah, hey, that's supposed
to be a state-of-the-art facility.
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Valhalla?
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Oh, they say it's
a beautiful palace.
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Across the rainbow bridge of
Bifrost to the plane of Asgard.
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There rises Valhalla, Hall of
Odin, king of the Norse Gods.
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Valhalla. Okay. Okay, Mr. Loki.
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We'll go take a look.
What can it hurt?
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Behold Valhalla!
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That... that's it?
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It's a dump!
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Goatie, you wouldn't know class
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if it came up and
bit you on the tail.
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This is retro, baby.
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Pass the salt, then.
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Hey, hey, get your beard outta
my cheese, there, would ya?
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Hey, hey, hold
it! Close the door!
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I'm freezing in here.
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Where were you
born, in a barn, there?
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Silence, pathetic
mortals. Where's Odin?
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Uh, gee, sorry, Loki.
Didn't see you there.
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Yah, boy, we totally worship ya.
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Wonderful, wonderful.
Where is Odin?
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Uh, Odin's out talking to Mimir.
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You know, that-that disembodied
head, there, in-in the well of wisdom?
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He's talking to the head
again. That's really great, great.
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Now this is Hercules.
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Now please, take care of
him, boys. He's with daddy.
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Okay, I'm gonna be right back
with Odin, Herc. Stay who you are.
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Uh, whatever you say, Loki.
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Yah, pull up a stump.
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I'm Jorgen Svensen and
that there's Sven Jorgensen.
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Okay, so, uh, have a chop, then.
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Yeah, yeah. Eat up, kid.
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I'm gonna see if I can find
me some of them Valkyries.
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You're... You aren't
from around here, are ya?
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Mnh-mnh. Greece.
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Yah, I can tell by that flimsy
dress you're wearing there.
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Yeah, don't ya... don't ya
get just a tidge drafty in there?
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Ahh.
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You missed a spot, Brunhilda.
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Ho-ho! What have we here?
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The sacred Mead of Poetry.
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He who drinks of it
shall speak only in verse.
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Ahh!
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Say, that mead is quite delish.
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And you, my dear, what a dish!
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Mm! Mmm!
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This is really, really
good. What is it?
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That would be your reindeer.
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So, uh, this Valhalla
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must be an interesting
place to live, huh?
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Wouldn't know, seein'
as how we're dead.
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You're dead? As
in... as in dead?
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Oh, yeah. Deader than
doornails. Dead, dead, dead.
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This is Valhalla... The
hall of slain heroes.
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Odin, The Allfather, he likes to hang
out with dead guys, don't ya know?
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Dead guys? Eww!
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Okay, so you're
not dead then, eh?
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No. I'm gonna be Thunder God.
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You were gonna scratch my head.
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What? Was it something I said?
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So, uh, you're gonna
be Thunder God, uh-huh?
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Who says, then?
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Um, this guy named Loki.
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Yah, but everybody
knows Odin's boy,
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he's gonna be the Thunder God.
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I now return from
the well of wisdom.
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Spoke with Mimir.
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He's still very wise.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sure about that.
Anyway, I have a brainstorm.
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Got some nice cod, too. Hungry?
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No. Anyway...
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Hey, Odin, check out
this new kid, would ya?
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He's not even dead.
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Yah. And he says he's
gonna be the Thunder God.
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That so? Hmm.
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I was getting to that.
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Oh, hi, sir. I, Odin.
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I don't want to cause
any trouble, so...
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Trouble.
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No, you're perfect for
this part. Relax, baby.
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Loki, I have someone in mind
for Thunder God, you know that.
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Yeah, right. You're gonna cast your
own son. Can we say favoritism here?
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We all know, we need the best
possible Thunder God to stop Ragnarok.
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What's Ragnarok?
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Oh, it's your basic
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end-of-the-world,
day-of-doom type of deal.
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I'm on it. Don't worry.
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Now surely the oh-so-wise Odin
will consider other candidates,
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for he is a fair God, you
know, an equal-opportunity god.
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All right, Loki. If it's
the fair thing to do.
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Okay, now meet Hercules,
Greek hero in training.
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Give him your resume, champ.
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Hmm, Greek. Hermod.
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Yeah, sure, you betcha.
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Translate this, please.
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Okay, let's see, then...
"Hercules demigod..."
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Greek Gods and Norse
Gods are two of a pair.
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He looks just like Hermes,
with more facial hair.
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Hey, why are you
talking like that?
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I drank some mead,
and now I can't stop
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talking verses and poems
and all of that glop! Aah!
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Don't get much call for lion
taming up here... wrong climate.
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How are you against giants, son?
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Oh, giants. Well...
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Oh, let's just make
this easy. An audition...
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My boy against your
boy. One-on one.
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The winner gets his
name in northern lights.
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The son of Odin against him?
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So be it.
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Hercules shall compete
for the job of Thunder God
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against he of the sinewy
calves, wielder of the iron gloves,
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wearer of the magic girdle...
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Behold my boy Thor.
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Ah-ha-ha!
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Who dares challenge Thor?
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Ah-ha-ha!
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That's a little loud, son.
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Anyway, to the victor goes
the mighty hammer... Mjollnir.
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May the godliest hero win.
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Oh, and no divine intervention.
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Loki, no funny business.
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I'm just here for the
reaction shot, chief.
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You are puny. Are you a troll?
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I'm a hero in training!
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No, kid! Rushing in
will be your ruination!
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Stop! Take your
time! Assess the...
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Situation.
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Okay, so you have magic gloves,
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but no way are you
as strong as I am.
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Okay, so you're stronger.
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In Asgard, we show no
mercy to our enemies.
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Prepare to go to Valhalla,
the hall of slain heroes!
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- Yaah!
- Huh?
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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Well, I'll be.
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Your boy knocked Thor senseless.
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Huh? I did? I, uh,
huh, guess I did.
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Ha-ha, kid! Great!
You really hit a groove.
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But I didn't teach you
that flying-kick move.
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I know. It just
sort of happened.
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Well, who'd have thought?
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If I didn't know better,
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I'd think some trickster
pulled a fast one.
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But, since all the Gods
promised not to interfere,
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that's impossible.
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That's an excellent
point. That's true.
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So, looks like you're our
Thunder God, Hercules.
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Here's Mjollnir...
Your mighty hammer...
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Your magic belt,
and your iron gloves.
245
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:35,917
Awesome!
246
00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,750
No!
247
00:10:37,834 --> 00:10:39,291
Please, Thor, indoor voice.
248
00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:42,000
But, father, all
my life I've trained
249
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,667
to wield the mighty hammer
Mjollnir as Thunder God!
250
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,250
Fair's fair. Keys.
251
00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:50,041
Well, not the chariot!
I customized it!
252
00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,834
Beautifully, son,
but the Thunder God
253
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:54,250
has to have something to
drive his thunder around in.
254
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,583
Even the goats?
255
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:56,500
Goats?
256
00:10:56,583 --> 00:10:58,166
Oh, I almost forgot. Divinity.
257
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,500
There. You're a God. Good luck.
258
00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:07,291
Ha! Look! Phil! I'm a God!
259
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,583
Herc, kid, to you I implore.
260
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,583
Can you make it so's I
don't rhyme no more?
261
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,625
Gladly, Philoctetes.
262
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,041
Ah. Thanks, kid.
263
00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:21,875
Look, um, I got a funny feeling
about this whole God thing.
264
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,834
Come on, Phil. I'm a God.
265
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,709
What can go wrong?
266
00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:28,291
Oh, uh, no hard
feelings, right, Thor?
267
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:30,417
You will rue the day
268
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,375
you met Loki, the
trickster God of Ragnarok!
269
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:37,083
Uh! What is up with this Ragnarok
people keep talking about?
270
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,875
The twilight of the Gods!
271
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,709
The downfall of Asgard,
272
00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:46,208
long foretold by the
weavers of fate, The Norns!
273
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,375
Hey, don't worry
about Thor, my man.
274
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,375
- He's B-list now.
- Oh, okay.
275
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:52,166
Uh, well, thanks
for everything, Loki.
276
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,125
I, uh... whoa!
277
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,208
Bye-bye.
278
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,250
Have a great first day
as a God... First and last.
279
00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:03,542
Man, I'm telling you,
280
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,834
this project is gonna be
huge, baby... just huge!
281
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:11,125
I mean, Hercules
attached to Ragnarok.
282
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,291
I mean, have you ever seen
a kid so not ready for the bigs?
283
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:18,875
It is comeback time for you,
Fenris, my little snowball baby.
284
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:24,542
So, what's on your list of
epic, mythic, godly duties?
285
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,208
Provide sunshine
286
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:29,542
for Greenland girl's
school may day celebration.
287
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,125
Greenland? Hmph.
288
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,625
Well, at least it sounds warm.
289
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:37,250
Brr! Brother, if
this is Greenland,
290
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,250
I wonder what Iceland is like.
291
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,333
Why do we call
this Iceland anyway?
292
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:46,500
Well, it keeps the tourists
away, baby. Top you off.
293
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:50,583
It can't be as
miserable as this!
294
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,333
You're in charge of the
weather, Thunder God!
295
00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,250
Change it!
296
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:58,792
Oh, uh, right. I guess I
better use the hammer.
297
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,041
Whoa!
298
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,583
It's kind of tough to handle!
299
00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,917
- Oww! Ow! Ow! Ow! That's hail!
- Whoops.
300
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,917
No! No more hammer!
301
00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:27,417
May I suggest, O
mighty Hercules,
302
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,834
that we get out of
your mighty downpour?
303
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,750
Hey, there's a cave up there.
304
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,875
Huh. It looks just like the
cave of the fates back home.
305
00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,500
Hey, that's Atropos.
306
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,125
Those are the fates.
307
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,834
Shh! We are not the fates.
308
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,250
You are, too.
309
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:50,458
Hey, you're double dipping...
310
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,792
Working two mythologies at once!
311
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,667
No. No. No.
312
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:59,375
Uh, we are the Norns,
Norse weavers of fate.
313
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,583
Oh, yah, sure. You bet.
314
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,667
Now, if you'll excuse
me, we're in a hurry.
315
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,125
W-Where you going?
316
00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:05,333
Iceland.
317
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,333
It's beautiful
this time of year.
318
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:09,792
There's nothing for us here now,
319
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,917
or won't be, thanks to you.
320
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,125
Me? Why?
321
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,375
Ragnarok has come.
322
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,375
The Twilight of the Gods?
323
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,458
Loki said not to
worry about that.
324
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:20,875
Well, he would.
325
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,458
Loki is the traitor
326
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:26,542
who brings about the
final destruction of Asgard.
327
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,792
What? But he seemed
like such a nice guy.
328
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:32,458
Why do you think he's called
the Trickster God, you big dummy.
329
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,542
Oh. Ohh!
330
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:40,500
Even now, Loki begins to
release the giant wolf Fenris,
331
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:44,667
whose liberation from
the ice caves of Niffleheim
332
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:49,667
wakes the giants and signals
the coming of Ragnarok.
333
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,583
Ragnarok, Niffleheim, Fenris...
334
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,834
Anybody got a
Norse-to-Greek dictionary?
335
00:14:55,917 --> 00:15:01,834
Only when Thor wields the mighty
hammer will Loki be defeated.
336
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,625
Fear not, for I am
your Thunder God.
337
00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:07,875
I shall wield the
hammer and save Asgard!
338
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,125
Whoops!
339
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,250
Yeah, that's nice.
340
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,166
Come on, sister Fates.
341
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:23,417
Ha ha! I mean, Norns.
342
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:26,625
I'm tellin' ya, they're
double dipping!
343
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:29,917
There it is!
344
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,208
Hey, my goats!
345
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,333
Let 'em go!
346
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,000
We gotta stop Loki!
347
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,125
Soon, my little pet,
you shall be free.
348
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,542
Odin will fall, and I, Loki,
349
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,917
shall have exclusivity as
king of the Norse Gods!
350
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,625
Can you feel it, baby?
Daddy's coming home!
351
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,667
Not so fast, trickster!
352
00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,709
The Norns told me
of your treachery.
353
00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,542
I, the mighty Hercules,
shall put a stop to, uh...
354
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,834
Ragnarok?
355
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,917
Right. Ragnarok.
356
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:05,917
No!
357
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:18,667
Thank you, O Thunder God,
for comfort in my time of need.
358
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:22,917
Oops.
359
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
I mean, oops.
360
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,959
I'm not afraid of
your big, bad wolf.
361
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,792
I'm a God.
362
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:40,458
Still not reading the runes
on the wall, are you, Hercy?
363
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,125
You see, you taking Thor's job
364
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,476
as part of my whole
vision, brother.
365
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,417
Without Thor,
Ragnarok's a done deal.
366
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,250
But... but I defeated
Thor in combat!
367
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,559
Yeah, with a little help from
your friend the Trickster God.
368
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,291
I'm the one who
defeated Thor, brother.
369
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:56,041
As I shall defeat you, Loki!
370
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:04,125
Okay! I guess it's up to me.
371
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:11,041
Giants, awake!
372
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:13,458
It's time to Ragnarok 'n' roll!
373
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,500
It's showtime!
374
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:33,917
Ragnarok! Ragnarok!
375
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,291
I love the enthusiasm,
guys, but Valhalla is that way.
376
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:42,959
Ragnarok! Ragnarok!
377
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,834
Oh, Loki's right.
378
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:46,500
I wasn't ready to be a God.
379
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,166
- The hammer!
- Huh?
380
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,750
Mjollnir will return to the
hand of the Thunder God.
381
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,917
You need only will it to do so.
382
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,834
Oh. Cool.
383
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,500
Mjollnir, here, boy!
384
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:02,875
Oops!
385
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,125
Oops!
386
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:11,917
Oh, hey, oh, boy.
Here comes Loki.
387
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,625
That's Fenris and those
are the giants, there.
388
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,959
Ragnarok! To arms!
389
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,041
Let's see...
390
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,709
"When Ragnarok comes, the
wolf Fenris shall swallow the sun."
391
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:30,875
Who writes this
stuff, huh? I love it.
392
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,291
Fenris has swallowed the sun.
393
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:40,625
Ugh! This is a total disaster!
394
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:43,166
Thor, maybe you should
be the Thunder God.
395
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,458
Impossible!
396
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:47,166
Unless you were to
give up your godhood.
397
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,500
If it'll save Asgard, it's
the only heroic thing to do.
398
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:56,250
I, Hercules, hereby surrender
my godly powers to Thor.
399
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,000
Come to your master,
mighty hammer!
400
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,500
Fenris, let's ice this deal.
401
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,583
Oh, that's a might nippy, there.
402
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,083
Yah. Yah, it's nippy.
403
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,500
Traitorous trickster!
404
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,041
Thor?
405
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,750
Tsk-tsk... labels, labels.
406
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,375
You think the good
guys are winning?
407
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:34,333
Oh, yeah. I mean, with Thor
in there, how can they lose?
408
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:40,500
Now what?
409
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,166
How should I
know? I'm not a God.
410
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,166
But you are a hero, right?
411
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,643
I mean, that's what
your resume said.
412
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:50,583
Yeah, but that's all I am...
Just a hero in training.
413
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,000
I mean, I can't stop Ragnarok.
414
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,083
Well, that's how
Loki figured it.
415
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,542
Me, I guess I don't
see it that way.
416
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:58,500
Really?
417
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:02,375
Of course, the most important
question is how do you see it?
418
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,041
Okay, I'm happy to
provide everybody
419
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,226
with a new organizational chart
420
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,930
that will reflect the
new power structure.
421
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:10,333
There's me, and then
there's everybody else.
422
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,875
Sorry, hotshot. No can do.
423
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,291
I'm afraid we've got
creative differences, here.
424
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,583
Don't you think, Herc?
425
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,417
Please, you are so
out of your league.
426
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,333
I know, I know, it's the
Thunder God's hammer.
427
00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:23,834
But, baby, consider
me a stand-in!
428
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:25,959
Whoa! Whoa!
429
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,917
Whoo!
430
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,125
Boffo, kid! You did it!
431
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,083
Whoops.
432
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:36,083
You know, we're
kind of using that sun.
433
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:50,208
Giants. It had to be giants.
434
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,417
Shake, battle, and roll, kid!
435
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,083
I don't think so.
436
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,458
Different kind of giant...
437
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,709
Different kind of weapon.
438
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,959
Yaah!
439
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:30,750
Well, now, Loki, the trickster,
440
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,500
vanquished by some southern kid.
441
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,834
Yah that's not too
bad a deal, there.
442
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:37,709
Wait a minute, wait a minute. There
was a whole kind of prophecy deal
443
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,291
that, like, sort
of, was destined,
444
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:41,476
and now that's just forgotten,
is that what's happening?
445
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,542
Yeah, right.
446
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,667
The Norns said Thor
had to wield the hammer.
447
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,375
Thor did wield the hammer,
448
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:49,458
but the prophecy never said
he had to hit anything with it.
449
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,583
Turns out that was
a job for Hercules.
450
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:55,208
And, thanks to Loki, the
kid was here to play his part.
451
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,583
Yeah, well, happy to help.
452
00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,875
So, uh, how about a ride home?
453
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:02,959
Why don't you stay? Join us!
454
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,875
Uh, well, no offense,
455
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:06,959
but I think I'd rather
go back to Greece.
456
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:10,458
Why? What does Greece
have that Asgard doesn't?
457
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:15,250
Two words...
Mediterranean climate.
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