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♪ Who put the
glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Okay, so then the crowd
will be all like, "Ah! A monster!
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Somebody save that D.I.D.!"
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That's "Damsel in Distress."
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I whip out my sword,
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strike a few
heroic poses, and...
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Oh, sorry, Ajax.
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Anyway, so our float's
theme is the hero's quest,
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and we'll rule the
homecoming parade totally,
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especially when the judges
see me plug up the fake volcano.
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Oh. Oops.
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By the salt of the sea,
you call yourself a serpent?!
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Ha ha! You'll have to do better
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if you want to lock
fins with Poseidon,
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God of the Sea!
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Ugh!
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Uh! Ah! Ugh!
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Dad, can we talk?
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Not right now,
Triton. I'm a little busy.
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Now, hand me that
swordfish, will you?
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Come on, Dad. This is important.
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Remember what we talked about?
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Sawfish!
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You said you'd think
about it. Did you? Did you?
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Did you think about it?
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Come on!
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Ahhh!
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What's the point?
You never... Trident!
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Hear a word I say.
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Ohhh! Barnacles!
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I said my trident, boy!
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Hand me my trident!
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Ha ha! You chicken of the sea!
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Okay. I thought about it,
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but are you sure it's
what you really want?
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Well, yeah.
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Then move your
fins and let's go!
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Yes!
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Well, at least you won't have
to mop the decks for a while.
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Whoa!
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Need a hand?
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Uncle Po-po?
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Hi, Hercules. Remember me?
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Your cousin Triton. Remember?
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Triton. Cousin
Triton. Ring a bell?
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Uh, yeah, hi.
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Triton, Triton, Triton. T-r-i...
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Right. Got it. Got
it. Triton. Yeah.
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Well, a school of fish isn't
good enough for your cousin.
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No. He wants to go to
landlubbers' school with you.
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With me? At Prometheus Academy?
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Pro-ac rules! Sparta drools!
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Go, Eagles!
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I am so ready for this.
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Ugh! Okay. Great.
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Then it's settled. Off you go.
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Make a splash,
boy! Make me proud!
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Ha ha!
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So, which is scarier... The
dragon head or the cyclops head?
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I'd have to go with the
hideous monster head
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you're wearing now.
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You kill me!
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I just love that bone-dry
sense of humor!
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No, you got me! I'm
busting a gut here!
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If only that were true.
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Well, I guess I'll just leave
the big decision to Herc.
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Monsters are his department.
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Whoa.
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I just had a vision
that washing my hair
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was a complete waste of time.
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Welcome to Prometheus Academy!
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Rrraarr raarra rraraarr!
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Herc-man!
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You're just in time
to help finish our float!
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Sorry, Icarus. I have to show
my cousin around the campus.
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Triton, this is...
Cassandra. I know.
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Okay.
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I know everything
about my cousin.
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- You do?
- And you're the flew-too-
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close-to-the-sun guy, right?
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That's Icarus, also known
as Herc's best buddy!
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Yeah, well, good for you.
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I'm family.
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Isn't my cousin
just the greatest?
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And I'm gonna
be just like him...
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except for the scales
and the fins and the gills.
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I breathe with gills. See?
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Gum?
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Cute kid. Seems
kind of smart, too.
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And so this is our volcano float
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for tomorrow's
homecoming parade.
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Say, this gum is...
What, spearmint?
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No, pickled herring... my fave.
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That's pretty good.
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Come on, coz, let me
introduce you around.
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That's Adonis, Prince of Thrace.
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Wow. What a big head.
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Yeah. Big float, too.
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Ah, what a visage.
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What better way to celebrate
the joy of homecoming
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than with the joy of me?
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I've got petunias
growing out of my nose.
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Someone, some help,
please. Let's prune, people.
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This costume is way too tight.
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Could someone give me a hand?
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Right here!
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No problem!
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Uh-oh.
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M.I.D.!
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- M.I.D.?
- Mermaid in distress!
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Oh. No, no, Triton, wait!
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Look what you've done to her.
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Demons! You demons!
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Oh. Ohhh.
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Let me out! Someone, help!
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Hercules.
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A mermaid with legs.
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Mm. Yeah. I've heard
stories about your type.
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Mmm. Lobster.
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He's eating my float.
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We were just leaving.
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Gum?
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No, Triton.
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Okay. This is our cafetorium...
Bad food in large quantities.
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And over here,
we have... Triton?
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Triton! What are you doing?!
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A little trick a
dolphin taught me.
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You talk to dolphins?
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Can't shut 'em up.
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Yuuhh. Fish sticks again?
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Fish sticks? Oh,
come to mama, baby.
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Yeah, my fave.
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Triton, wait! You still
got... Whooooaaa!
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Whoooa!
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Bowls on your head.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Tasty, but can't beat
a nice steamy bowl
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of mashed codfish and kelp.
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Uh, yeah, I'll take
your word for it.
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Ah, fish sticks.
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You know, Iccy,
fish is brain food,
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so salad should be
enough for you, hmm?
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Adonis just never learns.
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Don't worry. I'll
take care of that jerk.
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Ooh.
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Now that I'm eating healthier,
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I've really got to cut all
this butter out of my diet.
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Adonis, give back
that... Whooooa!
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Yaaahhh!
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Whoa!
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It's okay, Triton! I've got...
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You.
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Mmm. Clam sauce.
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That was the hero
thing to do, right?
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I mean, I felt very
Herc-ish there.
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That was what you
would have done, right?
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Yep. Yeah.
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Pretty much.
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Triton! You don't swim in those.
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Then what good are they?
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Look, why don't
you just towel off?
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I'll meet you
back at the floats.
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Okay.
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And remember, no... Cannonball!
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Diving.
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All right and cue the hero.
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Uh. Ow.
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In the event of an
actual hero situation,
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you won't do that, right?
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I'm sorry. I was
thinking about my cousin.
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And how I haven't
seen him for a while!
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I don't even want to
know how this happened.
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I guess oafish
runs in the family.
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Maybe that's what
he is... An oaf fish.
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Oaf fish.
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That's good. Is anybody
getting this down?
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Back off, Adonis, okay?
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He's just having a
few first-day jitters.
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Other than that, he's
the same as anyone.
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The same as
anyone in your family.
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That's it. I can't take it.
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My cousin is a
fish out of water!
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Whew.
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He's an embarrassment,
a disaster.
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He's the world's biggest geek!
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He's also right behind you.
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Triton.
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I, uh, I... Oh, no.
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Um, uh, excuse me.
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So, what did you do
at school today, dear?
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You know, stuff.
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How nice. And what
about you, dear?
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How was your day
patrolling the seven seas?
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Ah, Amphitrite, my sweet,
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it's always the same old grind.
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Rampaging giant squids,
delinquent, monstrous eels,
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marauding man-eating sharks.
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But I let them all
know who's boss!
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Elbows off the table.
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Yes, angelfish.
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You can't let others
bully you around, son.
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You're talking with
your mouth full again.
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Sorry.
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You've got to show
folks who's in charge,
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who wears the chiton,
who holds the trident!
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The trident.
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Your turn to clear the table.
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Okey-dokey.
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If you want respect,
you command it!
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I can pinch an inch.
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Looks like someone
needs to do a few sit-ups.
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Well, it's good for flotation.
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That's it! They'll see!
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I'm not a geek!
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I'm show them all,
especially Hercules!
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Hercster, this is no
time to sit and mope.
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The parade's in an hour.
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We gotta practice our routine.
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You know, where
you rescue Cassandra,
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the damsel in distress,
from me, the vile creature.
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Art imitates life yet again.
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Uh-oh.
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Someone has a
bad case of the guilts.
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I-I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Okay! You're right! I confess!
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I sent you the
heart-shaped mosaic
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made from toenail clippings!
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I meant him.
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Oh.
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What was Triton doing
standing there anyway?
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He's too quiet. He
snuck up on me.
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If he wasn't there, he wouldn't
have heard me call him a geek.
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Yeah. Where does he get off
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listening in while you put
your foot in your mouth?
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Yeah! Who does he think he is?!
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All right. All right. But
can you blame me?
263
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:03,792
Have you ever seen
264
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:07,625
such a bumbling, stumbling,
uncoordinated goof?
265
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,959
Well, let's see.
266
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:13,750
Yes, that would be you
on your first day of school.
267
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,625
In fact, that was you last week.
268
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,291
And next week, too.
269
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,375
Could it be that seeing
your flaws in someone else
270
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,250
pushed you over the edge?
271
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,625
My flaws? What do you mean?
272
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,959
Okay. Good point.
273
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,208
I just hope I didn't hurt
Triton's feelings too much.
274
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,000
It's the fish kid!
275
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,500
I mean, after what I said,
it might be hard for him
276
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,625
to get back on his
feet... Flippers... again.
277
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:44,959
You know?
278
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,458
He's never gonna want to
show his face around here.
279
00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:50,250
Then again, he might
just bounce back.
280
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,291
All right! Way to go!
281
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:59,583
- Triton?
- Hello, Coz.
282
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,583
Look, I'm glad you're back,
283
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,959
and I'm sorry about yesterday.
284
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,792
What are you doing
with your dad's trident?
285
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:08,917
Just showing who's
a geek and who's not.
286
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,583
Well, don't you think
that's kind of dangerous?
287
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,041
Only to your ego.
288
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,625
Do something else. Yeah, please.
289
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:35,667
- Triton!
- Ah, a volunteer from the audience.
290
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,834
Whooooaaa!
291
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:41,125
Okay, maybe I deserved that.
292
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,125
No, you deserve this.
293
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,458
Ahhh!
294
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:47,851
Okay, you made your
point. Let me down.
295
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,709
Done.
296
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,625
Whoooaaa!
297
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:57,709
Hey, Jerk-ules, looks like
your cousin is okay after all.
298
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,625
You're the only
drip around here.
299
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:01,250
Would you please
ride on my float?
300
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,875
Mine.
301
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,834
Excuse me, ladies, but
Triton is riding on my float.
302
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:09,375
Triton, you're
asking for trouble.
303
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,000
Oh, what's the matter?
304
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,291
When you don't get to be
Mr. Big Shot, you're not happy?
305
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:16,500
Mr. Big Shot? I'm
never Mr. Big Shot...
306
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,000
not even Mr. Small Shot.
307
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,500
I'm usually the outsider,
the one who doesn't fit in,
308
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:24,917
the one who kids poke
fun at, which is why I'm sorry
309
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,709
for calling you the
world's biggest geek.
310
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,893
That should be reserved for me.
311
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,166
You got that right.
312
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,250
Waaahhh!
313
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:49,125
How typical of a
hero in training.
314
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,375
Still wet behind the ears.
315
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,041
Aah!
316
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:07,375
We've gotta do something.
317
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:12,750
Right. You go do, and
I'll protect my fragile D.I.D.
318
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,250
That's damsel in distress.
319
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,750
Something tells me I'd
be safer with the monster.
320
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:21,458
Enough! Leave now or
prepare to fight to the finish!
321
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:26,375
Did I say, "fight
to the finish"?
322
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,709
No, no, no.
323
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,959
When I say finish...
324
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,792
Too... many... heads.
325
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,542
Once again, Hercules,
326
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,500
you've proven that
you're no match for me
327
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,000
when it comes to heroics.
328
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:47,125
Oh, serpent, prepare to battle!
329
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:49,125
You're gonna battle the serpent?
330
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,291
Of course not. You are.
331
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,500
You're the one with the trident.
332
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,000
Right. I have the trident.
333
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,166
Right. I had the trident.
334
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,458
Aaaahhhh!
335
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:32,208
Well, I guess that's
why they call them floats.
336
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,500
Oh, no.
337
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,792
Look what I've done.
338
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,792
Hey, it's not your fault.
339
00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:00,000
Well, it is, but...
But anyway...
340
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,333
It was my fault first.
341
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,291
Yeah, but when you
tried to apologize,
342
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,333
I kept acting like a jerk.
343
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,518
Hercules, could you schedule
your family therapy session
344
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,250
for later? A rescue is required.
345
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,834
H-h-help! I can't swim!
346
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,917
This stupid fin.
347
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,875
Hold on, Helen!
348
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:21,125
We're on our way!
349
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:25,500
I meant rescue
me. Me! Rescue me!
350
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,750
Whoa.
351
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,375
Here. He'll take you to safety.
352
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,250
Thanks.
353
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,625
My cousin talks to
dolphins. How cool is that?
354
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,417
Actually, all they
ever really want to do
355
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,250
is talk about themselves.
356
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,834
Hey, yo, big guys,
try to catch us.
357
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,291
Help! He-e-e-e-lp!
358
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:09,125
Whoa. Eww. You feel so fishy.
359
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,685
We'll lead them
away from the school.
360
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:13,125
There's some kelp
beds over here.
361
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,792
- How do you know?
- It's my turf.
362
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,500
Unfortunately,
it's also their turf.
363
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,375
Okay, Herc, let's find out if
you've got your sea legs yet.
364
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:56,083
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
365
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:59,458
Whoa! These guys
are kind of slippery.
366
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,458
Hey, it's new to you.
367
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:07,792
It takes some getting used to.
368
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,959
Yeah. I guess that's
true for everybody, huh?
369
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,959
Whoa!
370
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:24,166
- All right!
- Yee-haa!
371
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,250
Giddyup.
372
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,750
Yee-haa!
373
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,083
Git along, little dolphin.
374
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,291
Yee-haaa!
375
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,583
Hey, hey!
376
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:40,917
Over here!
377
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,667
I'm over here!
378
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,250
Over here! Here!
379
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,458
Hee hee hee hee.
380
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:51,500
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! We did it!
381
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,750
Uncle Po-Po, Auntie Amphitrite.
382
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,750
Mom! Dad!
383
00:20:55,834 --> 00:21:00,041
Well, just came to
pick up my trident!
384
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,875
I've told you not to leave
that thing lying around.
385
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,917
Lying around?!
The boy snatched it!
386
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,250
Look, I can explain.
It's all my fault.
387
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,625
No, no, no.
388
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,291
It's all my fault.
389
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:18,458
Oh, I know whose fault it is,
and there'll be a punishment,
390
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,125
I can tell you that!
391
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:25,041
Now, sug-ums. What your father
means is that part of growing up
392
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,583
is making mistakes.
393
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:30,834
What I mean is... mistakes?
394
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:32,792
But that's how we learn.
395
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,417
So don't you ever learn...
396
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,125
and in the end, you
made us very proud.
397
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,625
Isn't that right?
398
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:45,667
Yeah! Mistakes, how we learn.
399
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:47,917
Very proud, yeah.
400
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,250
Now, hadn't you better
put that nasty serpent
401
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,000
back where it belongs?
402
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:54,625
Oh. Right, yeah.
403
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:57,041
I'll banish it!
That's what I'll do!
404
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,959
To the deepest
depths of the sea,
405
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,917
where those weird little squids
406
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,792
with the
glow-in-the-dark eyes live.
407
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,625
Yah! Mateys, are you with me?!
408
00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:09,000
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
409
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,625
- You bet!
- Uh-huh!
410
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:14,208
Yes, sir! And how!
411
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,959
Then move 'em out!
412
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,375
Yee-a-haaa!
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