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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Another day at the prestigious
Prometheus Academy,
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where the finest teachers in
Greece enlighten young minds.
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History with Herodotus.
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Home economics with Euphrosyne.
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Gym with Physedipus.
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Theater arts with Miss Thespis.
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And then there was shop class,
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taught by one of the ancient
world's most... unique minds.
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Dad-alus.
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That's Daedalus,
but on with the story.
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Hello, son.
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Today, young artificers,
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we shall begin a new project.
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My original course plan
called for a flying device,
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fashioned of cypress
reeds and sheep's bladders,
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but the school board
feels it's too edgy.
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So, instead, we
shall spit in the eye
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of divine inspiration
and construct...
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a birdhouse. Uhh.
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Your father is a...
how should I put this?
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A loon.
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Ha ha ha ha, Adonis,
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shut up! You're just
jealous of his genius.
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Puh-lease. My father is a king.
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Oh, yeah? Well, my father is
the greatest inventist of our age.
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I don't want to brag,
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but he did whip up
these wax wings.
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Oh, yes, and as I remember,
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That worked out quite well.
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Oh, yeah? Well, some day Daedalus
will build a wonder of the world.
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Dream on! Silly little boy.
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Well put, Prince
Adonis, for it is my dream.
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But for now we build birdhouses.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Puff. Ah, Hercules,
why do I even try?
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Ow!
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"Dear Daedalus, you are
wasting your talents as a teacher.
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"Come to Crete." Ohh.
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Ow!
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This is my second offer.
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"If you come, oh, whoa,
they will build it." Ohh.
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Ow!
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Oh, come on.
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"No one says no to King Minos.
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Final offer... your opportunity to
design a wonder of the world. Ha ha"
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I'm going to Crete.
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Crete?
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As in the island of Crete?
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As in the enemy
of half of Greece?
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As in ruled by King Minos?
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As in the most twisted tyrant
in the entire Aegean region?
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As in the patron of my genius.
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Gently, gently with the crates.
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They contain my life's work.
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Oops! Oh, well.
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That's not gently!
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Be careful. This is one
of my greatest inventions.
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The pulley!
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What's a pulley?
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That's a pulley.
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It's a system of
moveable rotators
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which give a mechanical advantage to
lift a heavy load with comparative ease.
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Hey, can we use it on these
backbreaking boxes then? What do you say?
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No, you'll scratch it.
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But, Daedalus, do we
really want your genius
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at the disposal of a
twisted and evil cretin?
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I care not about his politics.
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I care only that he is my
stepping stone to g-g-r-r-reatness!
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For he has commissioned me
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to build this most excellent
and enormous maze.
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My labyrinth.
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It looks ridiculously
complicated.
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Well, that's the point.
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Come, Icarus, next, port Crete.
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There it is, son, Crete!
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The future site of
my greatest triumph!
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Oh, but, Daedalus,
teaching was good, right?
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You got summers off... Whoa!
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What is that?
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Ah, metalus robot, crude
and effective invention,
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Crete's most famous attraction.
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There, see how
he lifts the boulder,
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ready to hurl it at
an incoming ship.
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Yeah, wouldn't you say
we're on the incoming ship?
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Well, technically, yes,
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but I am an honored
guest of King Minos.
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Whoa! Someone
should tell Talos that!
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Oh, it's a welcome rock.
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Run away!
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Ha ha ha! Oh Oh!
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A hole in one barge.
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Nice work, Talos.
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You're worth every drachma.
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Help! Ahh. Ahh.
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That sounds like
my new hired genius.
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Better fish him out.
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Ho ho. Those Athenians
are real drowners. Ho ho!
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That's a birdhouse?
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Shh. It's going to
be a flying device
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fashioned of cypress
reeds and sheep's bladders.
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OK.
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One day with a
substitute teacher
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and this is what happens.
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It's what Daedalus and
Icarus would have wanted.
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It's edgy. Ab-normally so.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Hmm. A flying machine.
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Huh. He's had
worse ideas, I guess.
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Whoo-hoo. Sheep's bladders.
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Good point.
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Unh! Unh! I knew
I'd miss Icarus,
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but I actually miss that
big crazy inventist, too.
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Unh. Whoops.
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Saw that coming.
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Ow!
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That'll be a bump. Ahh.
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Sorry.
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All this is at your disposal.
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Just build me the best
labyrinth in the world.
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All this, and no
ab-normally strong students
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to wreck it.
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Dad, just ask him
what it's for. Hmm?
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I can't ask him what it's for. No,
I can't. He's a king. I can't just...
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I'm not going to...
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Uh, tell me, King Minos, for what
purpose do I create this labyrinth?
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Hmm, kind of nosy
for an inventor.
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Ha ha. That's
actually inventist,
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but, you know, that's
a common mistake.
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I ask only because I have
heard vivid and ugly rumors.
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About your highness.
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Oh, ho ho, really? Which
ones have you heard?
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Oh, well, I don't know,
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the one where you hurl
boulders at innocent people!
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Oh, ho ho, a bit of
shipwrecking never hurt anyone.
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And this nasty gossip
you've heard about me
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is all in the past.
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I have reformed.
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Crete is chummy with Athens now.
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We just signed a
new treaty. So there.
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Indeed there was a treaty
between Crete and Athens,
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but peace came
at a terrible price.
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An Athenian youth was to be
sent to Crete to face his doom.
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King Minos was a
most twisted fiend
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yet with a keen
sense of marketing.
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For, instead of doom,
King Minos merely insisted
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that Athens send a youth to
participate in something called.
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Extremely Ultimate
Vicious Combat.
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Which didn't really
sound so bad.
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Oh, have you heard
the news about Crete?
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They're demanding a
brave Athenian youth
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to face Extremely
Ultimate Vicious Combat.
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Of course, I'd go, but technically,
being the prince of Thebes,
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I'm not an Athenian
youth, now, am I?
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Hey, what's a little extremely
ultimate vicious combat
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if I get to see Icarus?
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And so, after turning
in his permission slip
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and signing a personal
damage waiver,
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Hercules set sail for Crete.
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Oh, that's going to be a
lovely blind alley right there.
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Yes. My labyrinth could
bump that overrated.
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Hanging Garden of Babylon
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right off the
seven wonders list.
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So, Daedalus, what's this?
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What's what? Ohh.
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Our workers use that when
they're lost in the maze.
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It's magic thread.
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It shows them the way out.
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Oh, cool, going to make
me some magic socks.
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Son, why don't you go unpack that
new crate that King Minos brought?
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He said it's
crucial to Project I.
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Keep your pokey
sticks to yourself, boy.
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Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
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Oh, tar, kid.
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A minotaur?
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This is why I brought
you here, Daedalus.
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That beast has been the
scourge of Crete for generations.
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We need your
labyrinth to imprison it
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and keep my people safe.
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Oh, well, that is
truly a noble goal
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and a great challenge
for a manipulator of mazes.
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No monster will ever find its way
out of the labyrinth of Daedalus.
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Oh, I'm a monster, now? I
couldn't pick my parents, you know.
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Man, you know, it's funny,
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it looks like that big
huge metal guy is...
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Is gonna throw a rock at us.
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Wouldn't that be weird?
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He's throwing a rock at us!
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Yo-ho! Wow!
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Sinking Athenian ships is
like taking candy from a baby.
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Oh, and almost as fun.
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Oh! My Athenian victim.
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Go ahead and fish him out, then,
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And prepare him... for combat!
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Unh!
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Hmm. Dead end.
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Hmm. Another dead end.
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Aarrgh!
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Huh. This is getting monotonous.
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What's the matter, bull-head?
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Didn't they teach you about
labyrinths back on the farm? Ho ho!
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Man, what is up with this place?
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Ho ho ho, well, you've
really done it, Daedalus.
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I think we might just have a
wonder of the world on our hands.
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Hey, yo, why don't you
try the next hole over?
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That's a dead end, too!
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Ha! In your face,
moo-boy! Ha ha ha ha!
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Moo! Ha ha.
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Daedalus, please, gloating
does not become you.
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Ha ha! Now for the real fun.
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Hey, herky-berky-poo,
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What are you doing in Crete?
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Uh, I'm on some
ultimate combat deal.
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I figured it was the
only way to visit you.
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So this is where the
combat happens, huh?
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Combat? Don't be
ridiculous, young Hercules.
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The labyrinth below is for
Minotaur containment only.
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Isn't that right, King Minos?
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Actually, yes and no.
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Yes, the combat does
happen down there,
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and, no, the Athenian
youth won't survive.
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My wonder of the world is to
be used for such an atrocity?
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It is not possible.
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Ha ha. It is too possible.
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Oh, man. We got to help Herc.
252
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Now, that's not possible.
It would ruin my fun.
253
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:18,542
Let me give you
a little advice, son.
254
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,875
Scream loudly.
255
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:23,250
The name's Hercules.
256
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,542
I'm a fighter, not a screamer.
257
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,458
Oh, really?
258
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,125
Aah!
259
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,208
Herc!
260
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,834
Ho ho. Not a screamer?
261
00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:37,625
That's a beautiful scream.
262
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:39,291
Kid's got great pipes.
263
00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,458
Hercules, go to the left,
264
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:48,542
then take the third right, and
then go to the corner and...
265
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,500
Uh-uh. That's cheating.
266
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,375
As a former teacher,
you should know that.
267
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:56,083
Uh, I-Is that your left or mine?
268
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,417
Warmer. Uh-huh. Warmer.
269
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,417
Ooh. Ah. Cooler.
270
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,709
Much colder.
271
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,417
Freezing. Ooh. Like
ice, baby. Ha ha ha.
272
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,542
Hey, you want to come
down here and do this?
273
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,458
No.
274
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,458
Then butt out.
275
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,542
Ooh. Here comes an intersection.
276
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:29,333
It'll all turn on who
sees who first... Ooh...
277
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,458
Or it would if the
Minotaur was not blessed
278
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:34,208
with an uncanny sense of smell.
279
00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,417
Hmm. Definitely Athenian.
280
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,291
Human? No, demigod.
281
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,750
Athenian boy!
282
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,417
Let's pick up the pace!
283
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,709
Hey, Herc, grab
this magic thread!
284
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,583
Aiee!
285
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,208
Ooh!
286
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,291
Icarus?
287
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,000
Ooh, magic thread. Thanks, kid.
288
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,709
Aw, you're welcome. I got to go.
289
00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:12,250
This extremely ultimate
vicious combat is getting good.
290
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:16,166
Adding a second victim
spices it up, huh? Ha ha.
291
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,250
My son.
292
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,625
Rrr. Rrr.
293
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,750
Rawwrr!
294
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,291
I think we're at
the vicious part.
295
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,417
Hmm.
296
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,333
Ow.
297
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,959
I'll save you, son.
298
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,625
Ooh.
299
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,750
That is one tough teacher.
300
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,625
Guards! Seize him!
301
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,017
You can make a man make a maze,
302
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,750
but you can't make a
maze make a ment...
303
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:07,250
You can make a man... you can...
304
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,625
Oh. No one touches my boy.
305
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,333
- Ooh!
- Oh!
306
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,333
So, Herc, thanks for coming.
307
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,000
You look great. How's Cassandra?
308
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,542
Is she holding up OK without me?
309
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,291
Uh, right now I think she's
310
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,476
doing better than
either one of us.
311
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,959
You know, sometimes I wonder,
312
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,709
why have two horns?
313
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:32,250
Then situations like this arise.
314
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,583
Ha ha ha ha.
315
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,667
Come on. Time-out.
316
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,917
Herc, you can take
this bull guy, can't you?
317
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
You bet.
318
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,875
Oh, good. 'Cause he's
got the magic thread
319
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:43,583
that will show the
way out of here.
320
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,834
I mean, no pressure.
321
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:47,667
Ahh, so that's what it's for?
322
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,083
First I get out of here,
323
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,125
then I gore that
arrogant egghead.
324
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,208
Whoa! Not my Daedalus.
325
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:59,166
Make that Dead-alus. Kkkk!
326
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,834
Magic thread, go. Go.
327
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,125
Yes. Magic thread.
328
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:25,667
How are we ever going
to find our way out of here?
329
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:27,834
Maybe we don't need to.
330
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,709
Unh.
331
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,208
Unh!
332
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,333
Wow.
333
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,417
Rrr.
334
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,917
Oh, man. Daedalus
is going to freak
335
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,875
when he sees what you're
doing to his masterwork.
336
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,834
Ha ha ha ha. Mmm.
337
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,250
I smell egghead.
338
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,250
Ooh.
339
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,184
These robot controls
should be greatly simplified.
340
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:12,125
I mean, really.
341
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,808
As soon as I rescue
my boy and Hercules,
342
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,875
I'm fine tuning
this monstrosity.
343
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,583
- Aah! Aah!
- Whoa!
344
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:36,458
No, don't pick up the
rock, you bronze idiot.
345
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,041
Go around it.
346
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,583
Almost there.
347
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:46,709
Minos will see that I am
no mere shop teacher.
348
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,458
I am a world-class inventist.
349
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:51,125
Who shall thrash him.
350
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,375
And his bull-headed beast.
351
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,959
You're supposed to be so smart,
352
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,417
yet you stoop to name calling.
353
00:17:58,542 --> 00:17:59,726
Yes, well, when I
said "bull-headed,"
354
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,333
what I really meant
to say was, "Aah!"
355
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,000
Aah!
356
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,792
Whoa, Herc, are you OK?
357
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,458
Yeah, I'm all right. Thanks.
358
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,041
Just need to take a breather.
359
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,834
OK, I'll do the next one.
360
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,000
No, no. Bad idea.
361
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,333
No, no. Not a problem.
362
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,417
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
363
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,583
Ooh! Oh, man!
364
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:40,709
And I thought flying
into the sun was dumb.
365
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,500
Yeah. That, too.
366
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,834
Help!
367
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,291
It's my Daedalus.
368
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:51,041
Hey, you, knock it
off. Drop it! Drop it!
369
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,750
Hey, this must be the last wall.
370
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,125
Come on, Icarus. Follow me.
371
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,834
W-wait a minute.
372
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,667
Oh. I'm so stupid.
373
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,625
Daedalus installed
these secret doors
374
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:02,834
throughout the labyrinth.
375
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,500
Oh, silly me.
376
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,834
Oh, yeah.
377
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,208
Silly you.
378
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,417
Get away from me.
379
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,208
Paws off, you big bully.
380
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,208
Bully? Was that a shot?
381
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,500
Well, if the hoof
fits... Rawwrr!
382
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,542
Ah! Oh.
383
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,041
Oh, good sweet Zeus.
384
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:26,500
Hang on tight, Daedalus!
385
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,750
Unh!
386
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,709
The boy is strong.
Ab-normally so.
387
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:38,125
Aah!
388
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,375
Rrr.
389
00:19:47,709 --> 00:19:49,375
You're safe now, sir.
390
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,250
Well done, lad.
391
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,834
All right. Come on
down, Daedalus.
392
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:54,959
All's clear.
393
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,625
Rrr.
394
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,834
Um, on second thought,
better stay up there for a bit.
395
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,208
We got a situation down here.
396
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,208
- Unh.
- Rrr.
397
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,583
Rrr. Ooh. Oh.
398
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,542
If I don't gore
someone right now,
399
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,875
You're going to
see me really mad.
400
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,709
Ah.
401
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,375
Hold still.
402
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,041
Hercules, think catapult.
403
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,375
Oh, man, that was way
back in the first semester.
404
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,875
Eureka!
405
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Unh.
406
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,625
Whoa-oh-oh!
407
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,875
I got it! I got it!
408
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,792
Hey, I got it.
409
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:47,041
Oh, yes. Nice catch.
410
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,458
Way to hustle.
411
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,458
Ohh.
412
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,417
All right.
413
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:56,875
Whoever had the bright idea
414
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,792
to take a shortcut
through the labyrinth
415
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:01,750
is in big, big trouble.
416
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,583
Ow.
417
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,000
Ha ha ha ha ha.
418
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,125
Ooh.
419
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,667
Hi.
420
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,750
Hello.
421
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,792
OK. Let's go that way.
422
00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:16,959
Yeow!
423
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,917
Aah!
424
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,959
And so I begin the long
journey back to status quo.
425
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,458
Hey, I thought we were
going back to Athens.
426
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,143
That's what he's
talking about, Icarus.
427
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,834
His dream, it didn't work out.
428
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,375
Oh, right, right.
429
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,166
That wonder of the
world thing. Yeah.
430
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,000
I am once again
431
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:40,375
merely Daedalus
the shop teacher.
432
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:45,333
It cannot be.
433
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,500
Wow. Well, that's edgy.
434
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,959
Ha ha. Hi, guys.
435
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,792
Need a lift?
436
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,917
The Hanging Garden of Babylon
437
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,709
cannot compare with this.
438
00:21:57,792 --> 00:21:59,583
Hercules was the
one who started it.
439
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,750
Let's not forget who paid
440
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:02,750
for all these sheep bladders.
441
00:22:02,834 --> 00:22:06,417
You have made me proud,
my once and future students.
442
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,834
You are my legacy.
443
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:11,709
You are my wonders of the world.
444
00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:14,375
I am happy.
445
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,083
Ab-normally so.
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