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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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- ♪ And the nicest guy ♪
- ♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero ♪
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♪ Give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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I don't know who I pity more.
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You or moth boy over there.
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Oh, man!
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Herc, I did it again!
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Hurry! I don't wanna
be late for lunch.
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It's Frog Leg Friday.
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I'll meet you guys
in the cafeteria.
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I gotta wait for
my... girlfriend.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ahh! I just love saying that.
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My girlfriend, my girlfriend,
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my girl... Anaxerete!
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Hi! Uh... Ready for lunch?
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Uh, Hercules, we have to talk.
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Here.
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I have to give this back.
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Wha... But I conquered
that cyclops for you!
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And I'll never forget it.
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But I can't go
on living this lie.
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Oh, I wouldn't lie about
something like that.
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I mean, yeah, sure, some heroes
may exaggerate their exploits.
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Oh, Herc, the last thing
I want to do is hurt you,
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but you deserve the truth.
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Um, and the truth is?
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I wanna break up.
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- Break up?
- Uh-huh.
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And then... and then she said
it was really as painful for her
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as it is for me.
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Can you believe that?
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Actually, I foresaw it.
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You knew?
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I wanted to tell you,
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but you looked so happy,
it gave me the creeps.
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I was happy.
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I thought we both were.
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Oh, Herc!
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Hercy, perky, perky,
perky, perky poo.
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For a relationship to work,
you gotta read the signs.
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The unspoken clues.
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The teensy, tiny, subtle hints
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that speak volumes. Ah!
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You follow what I'm saying?
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OK. We're going for quick,
evasive maneuvers here.
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I recommend dodging.
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Ducking works, too.
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Hmm.
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Uh, not to pry, but
you seem... down.
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So Anaxerete gave
you the ax, huh?
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Yeah.
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Kid, just 'cause
you're a hero in training
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doesn't mean you have
to act like it doesn't hurt.
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Open up. Let it all out.
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Just don't cry or anything.
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Oh, Phil, my heart
has been ripped out
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and my world has no meaning.
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Whoa! I had no idea
how serious you two were.
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You must've been an
item for some time now.
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Yeah! Three days!
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Days? Uh, maybe
it was for the best.
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Nothing this painful
could ever be for the best.
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I know it hurts, but take it
from someone who knows.
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The best way to get
over your old girlfriend
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is to get yourself a new one.
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Ohh!
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Come on! When you
fall off your winged horse,
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you gotta dust yourself off
and get right back on again.
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But she was my world!
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How can I go on
without that quirky smile?
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Those laughing freckles,
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and the way her eyes
kind of sparkled and...
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Get over it, already!
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Puh-lease!
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You know what you need?
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- A towel?
- Adventure!
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Real life or death
heroic escapades!
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And I've got just the thing.
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"Hero wanted. Guts a must."
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That's you.
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You got monsters?
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Hercules here is the
hero for you, King Tivius.
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Well... Geryon is
no ordinary monster.
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Your Majesty, Herc
has fought 'em all.
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Your minotaurs,
your sea serpents,
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cyclops, you name it.
Isn't that right, Herc?
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I guess.
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Aw!
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I don't know.
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Oh, Father, hire him.
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He's so cute!
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But, darling, Livinia,
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cute is not a
reasonable criteria.
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My daughter is a
hopeless romantic.
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Do tell.
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I need brute force.
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Only the strongest
hero will be able to...
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Ohh!
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Huh, huh?
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Oh, my!
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He's hired.
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Ahh!
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Wah-hoo!
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Out of my way!
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The king was right.
He isn't ordinary.
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I'm mad!
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Me, too!
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Me, three!
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Aah!
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There you go. Easy, girl.
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Well, guess it's time for
some real life or death heroics.
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It's the "or death"
part I'm worried about.
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Kid, you could get hurt here.
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Ugh! No monster could hurt
me worse than that breakup did.
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OK. You see, that's what
we satyrs call crazy talk.
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Hey!
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Did you hear me?
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I'm mad!
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Oh, yeah? Well, it's
your turn to listen, Geryon.
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You're done
terrorizing this island,
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so I suggest you leave or
you'll have to answer to me.
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You?
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A fight to the finish, Geryon.
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I've got nothin' to lose.
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Except for a couple
arms and legs.
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Me, I can spare a few.
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Grrraah!
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Oh... my...
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Here, take the club.
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Aah!
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OK. Just a little off your game.
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Concentrate.
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Take the sword.
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Come on, kid, focus!
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Here! Take, uh... This!
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Aah!
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Herc, forget the
girl and get him!
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I can't forget Anaxerete,
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and this heroic stuff
isn't helping one bit.
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Aah!
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You are so dead.
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But then, I could give this
heroic stuff another shot.
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Unh!
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Me, six fists.
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You, one face.
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Do the math.
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Huh? Aah!
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Huh?
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Oh! Aah!
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I am fueled by anger!
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I can do this all day.
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Whoa!
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I hate to tell you this, Geryon,
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but you caught me
on a really bad day.
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Accept defeat... like a man...
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And... and... and
I'll let you... live!
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Where's my hero? Hercules!
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Attaboy, Herc!
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You did it! You scared him off!
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Ah! What a strong,
courageous hero!
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Well... what do
you think did it?
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My savage strength,
my... my nerves of steel?
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Oh! I bet it was my "I'm a hero,
so don't mess with me" look.
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That did the trick.
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And that look
can't be taught, kid.
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Maybe you're right about
this heroic stuff, Phil.
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I'm feeling better already.
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Well, I hope you feel hungry.
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I'm throwing a royal
feast in your honor.
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Oh, say you'll come.
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Please?
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Of course he'll come, princess.
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Come on, Herc. Out with
the old, in with the new.
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Eh? Eh?
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Get out! No!
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You're in high school, too?
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What a coincidence!
So is Hercules.
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Wow. Philoctetes was right.
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We do have a lot in common.
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Heh heh. Herc's a
little shy with the ladies.
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He needs someone who's
not afraid to, you know,
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take the initiative.
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He likes you,
though, I can tell.
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You gotta read
between the... ribs.
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Uh, pardon me. Could
you please pass the squid?
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See?
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L-o-v-e.
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You know, I like squid, too.
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It's, like, magical
how similar we are.
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Mm-hmm. Mmrgh.
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Forgive me for
taking the initiative,
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but, Hercules, you and
I were made for ea...
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- Aah!
- Oh, no!
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Geryon is rearranging
the mountains again.
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Don't worry, Your Highness.
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I'll put that monster
in his place.
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Oh, yeah. This one's a keeper.
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I am so...
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Not happy!
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Put the mountain down, Geryon.
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Oh, you again!
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I could take you with five
hands tied behind my backs!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Ha ha ha!
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Doesn't look like our triple
threat's gonna run this time.
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Neither am I.
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Face it, Geryon! You can't win!
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I'll take my chances.
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Huh? Whoo!
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Had enough?
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Now have you had enough?
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Yes.
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The locket! My love!
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No!
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Kid, watch out!
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Aah!
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Go ahead. Do
what you have to do.
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It doesn't matter anyway.
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My hearts have been ripped out.
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My world has no meaning. Ohh!
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You heard the
triple-header, Herc.
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Do what you have to do.
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So, how long were
you two an item?
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Four days!
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Ohh! Whoa!
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And I thought I knew heartache.
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Oy!
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The princess and I,
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we had something so... special.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
You and the... princess?
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Yeah. That's why I
ran away before, OK?
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I saw her standing there.
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A rose among thorns.
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I have so much baggage!
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So it wasn't my "I'm a hero,
so don't mess with me" look
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that scared you off?
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No. When I see the princess...
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my heads swim.
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I can barely breathe. I...
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I keep thinking
about what we had.
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It was so beautiful.
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Ha ha ha!
266
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,375
I know. I know.
267
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:32,000
You're probably gonna
say it was for the best.
268
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,333
No, man. Hey, I've been there.
269
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,041
You have? You have?
270
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,417
Oh, yeah. I know it hurts.
271
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,625
I know, I know. And just
because you're a monster,
272
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:43,667
it doesn't mean that you
gotta act like it doesn't.
273
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,959
Open up, man.
274
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,458
Let it out. Let it all out.
275
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:48,959
How could she dump me?
276
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:52,917
I'm three times the guy...
her last boyfriend was.
277
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,542
I know, I know, man.
278
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,041
Anybody could see that.
279
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,291
Oh, please! Get
over it, already!
280
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:02,875
You are a hero.
281
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:05,959
You are a monster.
You should be fighting,
282
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,542
not blubbering like a
couple of sob sisters!
283
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,750
Oh, what's the use? Fighting
won't... unbreak my heart.
284
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,875
Yeah, and let's face it.
285
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,542
Trashing the
island won't, either.
286
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,667
I know.
287
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,583
It's just... I had
no one to talk to.
288
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,834
Without an appropriate
outlet for my emotions, I...
289
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,333
resorted to
destructive behavior,
290
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,000
Yeah.
291
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,792
Talk to me, man. Talk to me.
292
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,250
Aurora, Goddess of the Dawn,
293
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,792
comes through again.
294
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,917
You're right, man.
A bright new day.
295
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,959
It's kind of a promise.
296
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,959
A promise of something better.
297
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:48,166
Yeah. You ready
to go to the palace?
298
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,291
What? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
299
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,625
What does tri-tip here
need to go to the palace for?
300
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,875
If Geryon's gonna
get on with his life,
301
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,375
he's gotta apologize to
the king and the princess
302
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,041
for demolishing the island.
303
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,250
I need closure.
304
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,041
But the princess
and you... I mean, I...
305
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,041
Phil, let him do this, brother.
306
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,000
- Let him do this.
- OK.
307
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,000
Geryon, admitting
you have a problem
308
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,250
is the first step.
309
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,917
I forgive you.
310
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,000
OK. Hard part.
311
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,750
Do you, princess...
Can you forgive... me?
312
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,750
Of course, you big lug.
313
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,583
No hard feelings. I'll even
invite you to the wedding.
314
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,417
Who's... What? Getting married?
315
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,333
Why, Hercules and I, of course.
316
00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:31,542
What? You!
317
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,250
All that talk
about letting go...
318
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,834
when you were holding onto
my beloved... the whole time!
319
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,500
No, no, no! Believe me!
320
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,917
I'm just as surprised
about this are you are!
321
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,291
Oh, Hercules, come on.
322
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:45,709
The fates themselves
arranged our meeting.
323
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:49,000
- It was a want ad!
- But Phil said...
324
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:52,935
Ah, one triple-scoop sundae,
and you'll forget all this.
325
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:57,542
I'll forget when
Hercules is a memory!
326
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,583
Geryon, please! You
know as well as I do
327
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,875
that I'm still mending
my own broken heart,
328
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,375
and working through my
own emotional vulnerability.
329
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:13,709
It's way too soon for me to get involved
in... in... in a serious relationship.
330
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:17,208
Oh! So my princess...
is just a fling?
331
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,750
No, no! That's not it!
332
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,542
- Aah!
- Go get him, fiancé!
333
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,625
You can do it!
334
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,333
I am not your fiancé!
335
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,834
Geryon, listen.
336
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:42,291
You can work through this,
337
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:46,291
but first you gotta
beating yourself up.
338
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:49,333
Oh, I'm done with myself.
339
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,667
It's your turn.
340
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:56,250
OK, unless you channel this
anger in a more constructive manner,
341
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,834
I'm going to have
to hurt you... whoa!
342
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,250
Aah!
343
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,208
Geryon, please!
344
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:09,250
If you have the tiniest bit of
love for me in one of your hearts,
345
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,291
have mercy on Hercules.
346
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,709
All three of my
hearts are broken.
347
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,917
So you break his spinal column?
348
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,458
- That helps.
- Whoa!
349
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,834
Ohh... what happened?
350
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,875
You conquered that evil monster,
351
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:32,000
and we're going to
live happily ever after.
352
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,083
I'll go get you some tea.
353
00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,917
What... what really happened?
354
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,792
Three card monte wiped
the island with your rear,
355
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,125
and somehow the princess
still wants to marry you.
356
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,875
Oh, no! What am I gonna do?
357
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,458
I can't marry the princess.
358
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,959
So you don't want a big wedding?
359
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,792
I don't want any wedding!
360
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:57,458
Oh, I find you a nice girlfriend
to help you get over the last one,
361
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,625
- and this is the thanks I get.
- Girlfriend?
362
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,667
Try fiancé!
363
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,667
Whatever. Hey, I'm no Aphrodite,
364
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,208
but I think you two
make a cute couple.
365
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,125
Phil, she's just not my type.
366
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,750
All right, but
you better tell her
367
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:13,792
before she's hired a caterer.
368
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,625
Oh, I don't wanna
hurt her feelings.
369
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,667
You have to tell her!
370
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,667
I know, I know!
371
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,750
I just didn't know
it'd be this hard.
372
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,625
There you are, my fiancé.
373
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,000
Ahh!
374
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,291
Fiancé.
375
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,000
Fiancé.
376
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,875
I just love saying that.
377
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:36,291
Uh, princess... we have to talk.
378
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:43,875
Princess!
379
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,417
Hey, you...
380
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:52,125
Believe me, this is as
painful for me as it is for you.
381
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:54,166
Did I just say that?
382
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,792
You... don't... understand.
383
00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:04,959
Our romance was so
wonderful, so unique.
384
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,125
Ha ha ha!
385
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:49,750
Uh, princess, we
never did those things.
386
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,458
But we could have!
387
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,208
Ugh! Maybe it's for the best.
388
00:20:56,417 --> 00:21:00,041
Nothing this painful
could ever be for the best!
389
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:02,750
Princess, that's
exactly how Geryon felt
390
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:04,125
when you broke up with him.
391
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:09,792
Really? I had no idea his
feelings for me were so strong.
392
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,542
Are you kidding me?
393
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,500
He is a great guy.
394
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:17,166
Oh, come on! Six
arms to hold ya?
395
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,625
He's a monster hugger.
That's what he is.
396
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,959
Hmm... maybe I should
give him a second chance.
397
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,792
Oy. Dames.
398
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,792
OK, whatever you do,
399
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,834
don't talk about
the big breakup.
400
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:34,667
I think Herc is still
hurtin' inside, poor sap.
401
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:35,792
Hey, guys.
402
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,458
Gadzooks! You look awful!
403
00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:40,667
Man! Breakin' up with Anaxerete,
404
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,667
that must be eatin' you alive.
405
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:44,291
Ooh! The pain!
406
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,709
The acid of love gone sour
407
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:52,000
just tearin' your insides
out! Ohh! Oh, man!
408
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,792
Actually, I'm... I'm OK.
409
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I know Anaxerete
didn't wanna hurt me.
410
00:21:57,125 --> 00:22:00,458
She just wanted to break
up, and I'm fine with that.
411
00:22:00,542 --> 00:22:01,917
So you're fine with the fact
412
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,667
that she just walked in
holding hands with Ajax?
413
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,500
What?
414
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,875
Oh, Ajax.
415
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:12,542
My heart has just
been ripped out!
416
00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,500
My world has no meaning!
417
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,125
Ohh!
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