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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Aphrodite, the goddess of love.
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Her beauty and grace were
renowned throughout the ancient world.
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And each year, the Aphrodesia
Dance was held to honor her...
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To honor love...
To, uh... You know.
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Honey, you OK?
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You don't know much
about love, do you, darling?
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Well...
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You just sit back
and soak it up, baby.
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♪ They're hanging
the last decorations ♪
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♪ The punch bowl
is filled to the brim ♪
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♪ The teachers are
manning their stations ♪
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♪ The band is about to begin ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Everybody's
gonna party tonight ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Are you ready for
the time of your life? ♪
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♪ Tonight is the night ♪
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♪ Cupid's in flight ♪
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♪ Aimin' his arrows of love ♪
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♪ It's everyone's chance
to find new romance ♪
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♪ Under the heavens above ♪
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♪ Makin' your move while
the music is groovin' ♪
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Excuse me. I don't mean to pry.
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Everybody's
gonna party tonight ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Are you ready for
the time of your life? ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ It's a party starring
the goddess of love ♪
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♪ Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Gonna boogie ♪
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♪ At the Aphrodesia Dance ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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No, I don't have a date yet.
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Is that a problem?
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Herc, this dance will
forever seal your place
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in the social order
of the cosmos!
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That's a little drastic,
don't you think?
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For the fool who
wants to fit in.
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It'll make or break you.
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Then again, I
went stag last year,
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and it didn't seem
to hurt my rep.
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Better get a date.
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Whoa!
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Sorry, sonny.
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That's the night I pluck
the hair out of my mole.
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What's wrong with me?
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Oh, Herc, some people have
animal magnetism, i.e. me,
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and some don't.
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Ipso facto you, buddy.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe girls just don't
find me attractive.
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Stations, people.
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We have art to create.
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Oh, snookie bottom,
forgot your lunchie-wunchie.
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Come here.
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Who's that?
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What? Oh, that's Mrs. Pygmalion.
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Mrs. Pygmalion?
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How did old man Pygmalion
land a vision like that?
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Well, the word on the street is
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that he made her out of clay.
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Get out!
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True story.
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He sculpted himself a perfect woman,
invoked Aphrodite, and bamo, baby!
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Love connection!
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She... must... be... perfect.
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Clay, the basic elements
of earth and water
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taking form under
my masterful hands.
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Plus, it's squishy!
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Finished!
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Oh.
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Oh, hey. Interesting
creative choice there.
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You were going for a Gorgon?
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Uh, well, Aphrodite
will get the idea.
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Aphrodite, goddess
of love and passion,
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hear my plea!
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You have reached
the Aphrodite helpline.
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Your beseechment is
important to us. Please hold.
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Thank you for holding.
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We realize you have your choice of
deities and appreciate your patronage.
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♪ Aphrodite ♪
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♪ The goddess of love ♪
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Greetings, mortal.
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I am Aphrodite, goddess
of... Oh, hey, wait.
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You're, like, Zeus' son, right?
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Uh yeah.
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Oh, what a relief.
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All day I have been swamped by
goons who can't get dates for my dance.
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So what can I do for you?
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Uh... Could you bring
her to life, please?
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I, uh, need a
date for the dance.
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- Wait, you couldn't get a date?
- I tried!
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Fighting monsters is easy.
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Getting a date is hard.
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So you want the easy way out?
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OK.
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Ew.
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All right, I'm
thinking makeover.
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Good.
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Yeah, good, but?
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Hmm, but I... I
really like tall girls.
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How's that?
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A little taller?
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OK, good.
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Um, curvy?
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A little more curvy?
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OK, that's curvy enough
for you, young man.
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That's it. She's perfect.
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Oh, thank you, Aphrodite.
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OK.
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Um, aren't you
forgetting something?
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Uh, dance, me, beautiful date.
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The corsage!
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Hello! Her personality.
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Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
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Uh, just make her,
uh, crazy about me.
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Oh, OK. So beautiful
and crazy about you.
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Good. Digging deep, huh?
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OK, here's your dream date.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ooh! My babies! Oh!
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Hercules, meet Galatea.
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She's everything
you've asked for.
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Uh, hi.
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Hi.
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Oh, yeah. She's a keeper.
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So, what is it that you
dragged me here to see?
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Close your eyes!
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No.
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OK, enough suspense.
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Look! I made 'em in art class!
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Oh, aren't they precious?
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Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
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More weirdness.
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What are they?
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Oh, Cassandra,
they're our babies!
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Never mention you, me, and
offspring in the same sentence.
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No, no, no, no, no. Wait.
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There's more, and you
do not want to miss it.
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Curse my morbid
sense of curiosity.
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Naturally, Helen and I will be elected
king and queen of the Aphrodesia Dance.
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Who else even stands the
slightest chance? I mean, really.
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I'm speaking here.
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Why is no one listening?
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Hello!
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Hey! How's it going?
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Hey, girls. Hey, how you doing?
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Who is that?
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Please. Could she
have worn a tighter tunic?
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Hey, guys.
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You did the Pygmalion
thing, didn't you?
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Not everybody needs to know it.
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Cassandra, I'd like you to meet
my date for the dance, Galatea.
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Cassandra, Icarus' girlfriend.
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That's a geek myth.
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Then whose girlfriend are you?
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Nobody's.
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Are you looking?
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No.
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Good.
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Oh, Hercules, I don't know
where I'd be without you.
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Maybe in a bucket
in the art class?
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Adonis, who's that
new girl with Hercules?
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They make such a cute couple.
I'm going to go introduce myself.
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OK. Get me one, too.
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Um, Hercules.
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I just had to come over
and meet your friend.
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I'm Helen.
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- Galatea.
- Super!
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Galatea, let me tell you,
Hercules is so kind and cute.
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He's a total doll.
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So, you like Hercules?
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Oh, I adore the
beans out of him.
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Helen, can you show me
where the powder room is?
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Absotively.
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Hmm. Let me ask you,
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which word best describes
your whole create-a-date scheme,
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stupid or demented?
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So I wished for a beautiful
girl who's crazy about me.
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Crazy about you?
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Excuse me. Have you met Icarus?
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OK, I'll call you
Cassandra Junior.
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And you Cassie, and you
Cassandy, and you Cassandyra.
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Well... nah.
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Galatea's perfect. She's
already making friends with Helen.
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Look at Hercules again, and
I will rip out your vocal cords.
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Okey-dokey.
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It was really nice to
meet you. Bye-bye.
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I'm back. Miss me?
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You bet. Hey, where's Helen?
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Powder room fixing her face.
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But I'm here.
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And when we're together, it's
like Mount Olympus on Earth.
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It is, isn't it?
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"Cast your vote for king and
queen of the Aphrodesia Dance."
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What do I do?
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You write in the couple
who you think should win.
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Oh, vote for us!
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OK.
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Oh, wouldn't it
be neat if we won?
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Yeah.
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Hey, there's Icarus
and Cassandra.
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So, where's your
claymate of the month?
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Right behind me. Be nice, OK?
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All sweetness and light.
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I'm back! Miss me?
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So, Galatea, how do
you like our school?
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Love it!
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- What classes are you taking?
- None.
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None? What are you gonna do all
day, obsessively follow Hercules?
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Pretty much.
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Yeah.
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Really, I... I can handle
this one on my own.
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Galatea, I appreciate all the
attention, but can we cool it down?
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- Whatever.
- Oh, good.
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Whatever you say.
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No, see, I know you mean well,
but I think you get carried away.
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Attention! Attention, please!
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Thank you.
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The king and queen of the
upcoming Aphrodesia Dance are,
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by unanimous vote,
Hercules and Galatea!
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You didn't do this, did you?
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You did.
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And where is our
happy royal couple?
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We do have a schedule.
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Ah, here they are now.
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Oh, gosh, I can't
believe we won!
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That's uncle Hercules up there.
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Yes, it is.
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Would you switch
seats with me, please?
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Oh, wow!
260
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,583
I-I really can't believe we won.
261
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,709
I didn't expect
to win, but I just...
262
00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:02,625
I want to thank the boy who took
me in his arms and shaped me.
263
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,667
Hercules.
264
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:11,125
I, uh... This is a great honor, and
I'd love to be the king of the dance...
265
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,792
Yes, yes. Sorry, out of time.
Really must keep it moving.
266
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,583
Wait. I don't deserve this.
267
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,667
Ah, humility. Admirable quality.
268
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,417
It couldn't have been unanimous.
269
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,625
I know that I voted for myself.
270
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:22,709
Yes, yes. I'm sure.
271
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:26,959
If you have a complaint, as you often do,
you may lodge it with the student council.
272
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,041
They're powerless anyway.
273
00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:31,166
But the king of the Aphrodesia
Dance is my birthright.
274
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,667
I am a prince.
275
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,625
It's an insult to the gods to
award this honor to jerkules.
276
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,792
Galatea!
277
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:42,834
Won't have you talking
to Hercules like that.
278
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:48,208
Galatea, put Adonis down.
I don't want you to hurt him.
279
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,667
You don't? Well, OK then.
280
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,834
Oh, I would never ever do
anything to displease you.
281
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:56,917
Uh! Me either.
282
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:01,417
So, handsome, what
should we do now?
283
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,792
Galatea, we've got to talk.
284
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,000
You're a nice girl.
285
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:13,166
Perfect even... in some ways,
but I don't think this is working out.
286
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,667
Is it me? 'Cause I can change.
287
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,834
Would you like
me taller, shorter,
288
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,834
something more exotic?
289
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,500
No, no, no. That's
not the problem.
290
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,291
I want you to be
your own person.
291
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,792
OK, then I'll be my own person.
292
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:30,625
You can't because I
didn't make you that way.
293
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,417
Look, what is that?
294
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,542
The sun?
295
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,750
And if I say it's the moon?
296
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,417
Did I say sun? I meant moon.
297
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,709
See what I mean?
298
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:42,125
I'm sorry, Galatea,
but it's over.
299
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,500
But... but it can't be over!
300
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,166
I won't let you go!
301
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,667
Don't you understand?
I'm crazy about you!
302
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,792
Come with me if
you want to live.
303
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,634
Cassandra, how did you
know I'd be in trouble?
304
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,834
Duh. You had a vision, right?
305
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,667
I have extensive experience
with obsessive affection.
306
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,291
Icarus, now!
307
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,250
Attack, my potties! Attack!
308
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,125
What? Ow!
309
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,000
Galatea, I hope
we can be friends.
310
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,917
You'll find someone
else soon, I'm sure.
311
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,709
It's not you, it's me.
312
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,625
I promise it won't hurt
as much tomorrow.
313
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,834
I have some growing up to do.
314
00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,333
Aah! Ooh!
315
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,417
I'm just not ready for
this sort of commitment.
316
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:05,458
I feel bad about doing that,
but she left me no choice.
317
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,000
I mean, she was dangerous.
318
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:23,333
Galatea could not
be here tonight,
319
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,583
due to the revelation that
she's a mutating clay monster,
320
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:30,250
so we've been forced to
choose a new king and queen.
321
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,333
Please welcome Helen and Adonis,
322
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,875
whose father has just made a
sizeable donation to the academy.
323
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:44,291
Um, Adonis, he made it sound
like you bought the election.
324
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,750
And surprisingly
affordable it was.
325
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,375
Yes, it's me.
326
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,041
Oh, no.
327
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,667
Did I tell the sitter
to read a story?
328
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,750
Because Cassie won't
sleep without a story.
329
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:03,000
Any chance we can
leave Icarus on that island?
330
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:06,000
I'm sure Galatea
could use the company.
331
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,000
Don't remind me.
This is all wrong.
332
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,542
I can't just leave Galatea
in the middle of the Aegean.
333
00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,583
Uh, that's not an issue anymore.
334
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,583
I'm back! Miss me?
335
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,500
Watch it! Duck!
336
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,041
Hercules...
337
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:29,208
You, me, dance now.
338
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:33,041
Sorry, Galatea, but
I'm sitting this one out.
339
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:37,875
Ga-ah!
340
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,208
- Fire!
- Aah!
341
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,208
Please, please! Don't
panic! Get out of my way!
342
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,875
Don't play hard to get.
343
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:45,834
Oh!
344
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:47,458
Help me!
345
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:48,667
Galatea!
346
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:50,542
Hurry, man.
347
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,417
The heat from those flames
is gonna bake her like clay,
348
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,500
which I guess she is.
349
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,208
Oh!
350
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,709
Herc...
351
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,667
Oh, no.
352
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,125
Galatea.
353
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,166
You... will... be... mine.
354
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:23,000
♪ Aphrodite ♪
355
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,417
♪ The goddess of love ♪
356
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,750
It's one dance after another.
Where am I now? Athens?
357
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:33,834
Oh, what? Oh, I'm a little
late, and you start a riot?
358
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:37,417
I'm sorry, but this is a
busy time of year for me.
359
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,500
Uh-oh.
360
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,959
Trouble with the
little lady, Hercules?
361
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,834
I was stupid.
362
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,917
And selfish.
363
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,083
- And shallow.
- And sexist.
364
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,542
OK, all true. Thank you.
365
00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:59,750
Galatea deserved better. She
deserved to be her own person.
366
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,291
Oh, look at you. You've
had a growing moment.
367
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,834
Wow. All right.
368
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,542
Well, let's make her a person.
369
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:08,917
So, maybe a little free
will, mind of her own.
370
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,959
Galatea, I'm sorry.
371
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,208
May I have this dance?
372
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,750
Oh, Hercules,
that'd be wonderful...
373
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,554
If I felt that way about
you, which I don't.
374
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:30,601
And I'm sorry, but you know
what? It's not you, it's me.
375
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:34,583
I have some growing up to do. It
won't hurt as much tomorrow. I promise.
376
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:38,041
I hope we can still be friends.
Where'd that hunky Ajax go?
377
00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:42,208
You know, baby, if you ever
wanted me out of your life,
378
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,250
I love you enough that
I would get right out.
379
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,417
Get out.
380
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,792
Like a bat out of the
underworld, color me gone.
381
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,500
Leave. Get out. Go.
382
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,291
I mean, if you love
something, you set it free, right?
383
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:56,875
Sorry it worked
out like that, kid.
384
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,291
Yeah. I guess you
made a better wish, huh?
385
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,875
Nope. The wife's as
loony as they come.
386
00:22:01,959 --> 00:22:05,500
But look at her. Look at me.
387
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,041
I ain't complaining.
388
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,709
So long, suckers!
389
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,875
All right, not everyone
gets the lesson.
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