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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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- ♪ And the nicest guy ♪
- ♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero ♪
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♪ Give him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Dusk, the golden hour
when day gives way to night.
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As man and beast bid
adieu to another day,
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the toil of the God of
Sleep is just beginning.
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Every night, Morpheus
throws his blanket of slumber
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across the land,
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assuring a peaceful night's
repose to all who dwell there...
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whether they like it or not.
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Come on, champ. Beddy-bye time.
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Aah! I'm... I'm
awake! I'm awake.
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Ha! Even a hero
needs eight hours, kid.
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Phil, it's finals week.
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I just don't have
time for sleep.
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I'll just study...
for a few more...
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Yeah.
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Ah! I'm never going to
memorize all these names
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in time for the final!
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It's easy. You just have
to know a few tricks.
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Oh, I got one.
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I can blow milk
bubbles with my nose.
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Huh? Huh?
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Take Arachne.
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To remember who she is,
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just know the word "whistle."
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Wove herself into
spiderhood to live eternally...
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W-h-i-s-t-I-e.
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"Whistle."
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Yeah!
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OK. For Alectryon, know
the word "academic."
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Alectryon crows at dawn
11 miles into Corinth.
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Oh, oh, oh! How 'bout Io...
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Woman Hera made a cow.
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Whmac? What kind
of word is "whmac"?
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You know!
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As in whmac beautiful
music together, my sweet!
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Ha ha ha.
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Ohh, it's useless.
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The only way we'd
cram everything in
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is if we study day and night.
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What are you gonna do,
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beseech the God of
Sleep to back off for a week
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so you two can have
extra study time?
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- Morpheus!
- Morpheus!
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Why is it no one takes me
seriously unless I'm joking?
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Oh, Morpheus!
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Hello-o-o-o-!
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Hello, students.
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Ah! Morpheus, here's the deal.
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We have a final tomorrow,
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and the teacher is the
toughest, meanest...
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Hard-nosed?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Hard-nosed...
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I respect and admire him so...
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Yes, well, I hate
to "bum you out,"
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but Morpheus'
cave is sound-proof.
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He can only be
beseeched in person,
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but no one's ever
"crashed at his pad."
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They all fall asleep
on the way there.
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Hmm!
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I guess if you slackers
were prepared for my exam,
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you would know that.
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Oh, we are so dead.
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You, my friend, are
a hero, and I am...
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Well, I'm abnormally energetic.
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Come on! If anybody can
stay awake for that journey,
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it is we.
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Yeah! Let's do it!
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I joke and they listen,
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but if I foresee a
rain of boiling lead,
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nobody even puts on a jacket.
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Can't... go... on.
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Too tired.
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Icarus, come on.
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What happened to all
that abnormal energy?
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Energy go bye-bye.
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Icky sleep now.
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Icarus! Wake up!
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OK!
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Icky hard-of-hearing now.
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Ohh.
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Aah!
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Uh, anybody home?
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We knocked, but,
uh... Oh. Oh, my.
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You know, I've never
had a visitor before.
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You... you would
have to be a demi-god
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or at least abnormally
energetic to make it here.
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I have some coffee, but
it's been around for a while.
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It's pre-Colombian.
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Oh, uh, no, thanks.
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Actually we, um, kind
of need a small favor.
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Favor? You have a favor
you'd like to ask of me?
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You know how certain things
in life kind of creep up on you?
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Yeah, like birthdays,
underwear...
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And finals week, you know?
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There I was, spending
the year being a hero,
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and... and the son of Zeus...
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That's the son of the Zeus.
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Let me top you off.
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So we were thinkin', you know,
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if we don't have to sleep,
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we could study
'round the sundial.
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Yeah. We'd... we'd
ace our finals...
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Graduate with honors...
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- Get into laurel league colleges.
- Ha ha ha. So what do you say?
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All you have to do is lay
off the sleep thing for a week.
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There. Comfortable?
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You the sandman.
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Hmm.
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No. Thanks for
stopping by, though.
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What?!
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That's it? Just "no"?
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I appreciate your situation.
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I just can't... I can't... I can't do it.
You have to put yourself in my slippers.
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I have got all of Greece and
parts of Persia to take care of.
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I... I... I can't keep
everyone waiting
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because a few kids are
unprepared for their finals.
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Let's segue from shameless
kissing up to pitiful begging.
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Please, please,
please, Morpheus?
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Come on, pretty please? Oh,
come on, with sugar on top.
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Oh, come on! Please?
I'm beggin' you here!
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No. And I've decided
I don't like visitors,
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present company included.
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Did you grow up in a stable?
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Shut the door. It
is freezing in here.
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Oh, right. Anything you need.
Icarus, get the door. I'll get a blanket.
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No, no, no, not that
blanket because th...
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I'm outta here.
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Icarus!
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Oh! That is a cozy blankie.
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It's Morpheus' sleep blanket.
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Whoa! You put Morpheus to sleep?
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It... it was an accident.
I'll wake him up.
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Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
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You know the expression
"let sleeping gods lie."
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That's "sleeping dogs lie."
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Really?
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Hmm. What's the big deal there?
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Look, Herc, Morpheus can't
spread sleep if he's sleeping!
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You got it, genius?!
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Come on. Mission accomplished.
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But we can't... Hmm.
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He does really look
like he needs a nap.
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Well, we'll wake him up
after finals are over, huh?
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Who's it gonna hurt?
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Here. You're gonna
ruin your eyes.
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Oh, thanks, Phil.
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You sure you don't want
to catch some zetas?
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No, no, no, no, I'm on a
roll. Who needs sleep?
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I do, but I can't catch
wink one for some reason.
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R-r-really?
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Isn't... isn't... isn't
that something?
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Students, if you're
ready, we'll begin...
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Ah... The rest... I mean test.
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I just hope you got
more sleep than I.
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For some reason the
sandman dissed me last night.
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Uh... uh... uh! Eyes
on your own... paper.
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Uh, sir? May I be excused?
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Hercules, you will
not leave this room
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until your exam is complete.
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And that goes
for the rest of you
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bohunks and bettys.
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When you have answered every
question to the best of your knowledge,
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then and only then,
you are free to...
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jam on it.
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You two were so right
about the sleep thing.
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Who needs it?
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Snoozers are losers.
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Snoring is boring.
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Ha ha! Naps are for saps.
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Ha ha ha!
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I was just going to comment
on your delightful laugh,
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but I know how my constant
adoration annoys you.
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School! We're going
to be late for school!
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Well, I hate to point
out the obvious,
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- but we already are at school.
- Oh. Yeah.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hercules and his friends
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weren't the only ones
experiencing strange side effects.
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All over Greece and
in parts of Persia,
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the sleepless nights
were taking their toll.
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And Hades himself was
running the toll booth.
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I feel so alive!
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Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! Ha!
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Who wants to bet that
today's numbers will be
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even better than yesterday's?!
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What day is it today? Who
can tell? Who cares? Ha!
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♪ Even the graveyard
shift is booming ♪
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♪ Boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom ♪
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Aah! Oh! Aah!
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Eey! Aah! Oh!
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Ow!
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We have to be honest,
Your Improbable Giddiness.
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We think this boom
is suspicious in origin.
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♪ Boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom ♪
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Why should I listen to you two,
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who obviously haven't slept...
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Or brushed your
fangs... hooey...
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In days?
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You're just being
paranoid, you little monkeys.
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We're not paranoid!
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We just think this
increase in customers...
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is part of a multinational,
possibly cosmic, conspiracy!
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Oy yi!
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Less hearsay, more breath spray.
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We're worried about you, boss.
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You're being set
up for a big fall.
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Boys, boys, look at me.
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I'm up to my ears
in chariot accidents,
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workplace mishaps, people
collapsing on the street!
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Come on. It's a
wonderful afterlife!
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Hey, hey!
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Welcome!
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Ooh, gee, you look
like you need lots of rest.
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Why don't you just stay
here for... oh... ever. Ha!
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Boys, look, huh?
Lots of dead people.
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It's nice. Come on.
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If only I'd gotten some shuteye,
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I would've looked both ways
before crossing the street.
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There you go. You see, huh?
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The less sleep they get, hmm,
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the more customers I get.
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Sweet, huh?
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But sooner or later,
people have to sleep.
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Ha-cha-cha. Ha ha ha. OK.
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Aah! At least that's
what Pain said.
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What do you suggest
we do, Mr. Paranoia?
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Huh? Tell me. Go ahead.
253
00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,583
Follow the money?
254
00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,542
The truth is up there.
255
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,917
All right, all right.
256
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:31,792
Let's find out why no one is sleeping
and make sure we keep it that way.
257
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,750
I want some food!
258
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:37,083
I want food!
259
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,083
Go away!
260
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:44,709
Excuse me, but we
came here to, uh... Uh...
261
00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,083
Why did we come here again?
262
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,000
We're out of food, OK?
263
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,875
Hear that, people?
There is no more food!
264
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,291
Now, please, just leave!
265
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,959
I want some food!
266
00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,625
Whee! Ha ha ha!
267
00:11:57,709 --> 00:12:00,792
Get a hold of yourself, woman!
268
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:03,166
Something's making people crazy.
269
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,333
Well, perhaps we're
feeling the adverse effects
270
00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,166
of sleep deprivation.
271
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,226
Or maybe... maybe we're
feeling the adverse effects
272
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,000
of sleep deprivation.
273
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,208
Ha ha!
274
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,000
He said the same words.
275
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:17,250
How can you laugh at
Herc's failing memory?
276
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,959
This dearth of Morpheus has
had serious side effects, lady.
277
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,125
Morpheus!
278
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,333
I've got to wake up Morpheus!
279
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,458
Lighten up.
280
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:28,875
Darken down.
281
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,166
Quick. Where was I going?
282
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,208
Ba-da-bing. Hades,
here. How ya' doin'?
283
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,393
Morpheus, babe! I love what
you've done with the sleep thing.
284
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:41,333
Come on! Let's schmooze, baby.
285
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:42,959
Let's talk long term.
286
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:45,375
Will you look at this? Ho ho.
287
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:46,542
The God of Sleep...
288
00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:49,875
- Is.
- Under his own blanket.
289
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:51,125
Hmmm!
290
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:55,667
If that is him, and if
that is his blanket...
291
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,583
Using a god's own
powers against him...
292
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,333
Almost nothing
can undo that spell.
293
00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:00,959
It's evil genius!
294
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,083
Ha! Why didn't I think of this?
295
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:08,166
Why, indeed, unless
you really aren't Hades!
296
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,875
Take off the mask!
297
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,500
Are you joking with this?
298
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,000
Are you worried about him?
299
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,917
Uh, a little.
300
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,875
Hey, look, I gotta
get back to work.
301
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,279
I kinda need you two to make
sure Morpheus doesn't wake up.
302
00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,976
You think you could handle
that without freakin' out?
303
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,083
OK, boss.
304
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,750
So you'll just stay here
305
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,893
and not take your beady little
blood-shot eyes off him, OK?
306
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:35,667
- Got it?
- Got it! Got it!
307
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,291
Aah!
308
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,500
Morpheus, come awake!
309
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,709
Morpheus?
310
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,041
Please?
311
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,583
God! Hercules?
312
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,709
What are you doing? Stop!
313
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,792
Pain and Panic?
What have you done?
314
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,291
What have you done?
315
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,542
What have I done?
316
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:56,750
What have I done?
317
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:59,250
Oh, shoot! Darn it. I knew
it when I came in here.
318
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,917
Give me... give me a second.
319
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,500
Hey, he didn't wake up.
320
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,625
Ugh!
321
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:09,959
It's no use. He's a god.
I'm only a demi-god.
322
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,250
Ha! Hades was right!
323
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,959
Nothin's gonna
wake this dude up!
324
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,166
See? Nothin'!
325
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,792
There's got to be something.
326
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:30,333
Hmm! Look at him go.
327
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,250
Big hero in a big hurry.
328
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,500
Too big of a hurry.
329
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,583
Hades said almost nothing
could wake Morpheus.
330
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,875
Almost means there is something.
331
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,250
If Hercules... If
that was Hercules...
332
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,208
Finds that something...
333
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,792
Morpheus will wake up,
334
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,458
and Hades will blame us!
335
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,000
Aah! Aah!
336
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,875
I'm telling ya, kid,
something's going on!
337
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,333
I'm keeping hours I haven't
kept since I was your age.
338
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,417
I'm awake, alert, alive!
339
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,041
I think I'm getting
my youth back!
340
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,709
Hey, don't be so glum.
341
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,417
I still got time for you.
342
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,792
You wanna race?
343
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,542
Hmm.
344
00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:08,792
Kid, talk to me. What's wrong?
345
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:13,333
I... I... ahh, I can't remember.
346
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,709
I can't remember anything, Phil.
347
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,667
Ah, you're worried about finals.
348
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:21,625
Last night, after I painted the bathroom
and repainted the kitchen shelves,
349
00:15:21,709 --> 00:15:24,250
I made flash cards!
350
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:27,375
Ready? Go. "Ageis...
some goatskin thing."
351
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,101
"Alectryon... Rooster with
the power to wake anyone."
352
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,542
"Atryeus..."
353
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,417
Oh, Phil! What about Alectryon?
354
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,625
Boy, that no-good squawker
was the worst student I ever had.
355
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,625
I don't wanna talk
about it. Too painful.
356
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,893
No, no. You got
to tell me, Phil.
357
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:41,500
It was such an easy gig...
358
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,959
Sentry, glorified watchdog,
359
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:46,333
but Alectryon fell
asleep on duty.
360
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,537
I've never been so embarrassed,
except maybe that time
361
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,500
I had a tree nymph and a water
nymph schedule mix-up. Ha ha.
362
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:56,333
Phil, I really need
to stay on track here.
363
00:15:56,417 --> 00:15:58,750
What about Alectryon?
364
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,041
Turned into a talking rooster.
365
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,375
Now he wakes everyone
at the crack of dawn.
366
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,583
Everyone? Even gods?
367
00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:07,333
Every man, beast, and
god who can hear that crow
368
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,583
will wake up, no matter what.
369
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:10,834
Ha! That's it!
370
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,875
Alectryon can wake up Morpheus!
371
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:15,041
Mmm-aah!
372
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,333
Ecch!
373
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,625
Look, can we get back
to academics here?
374
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,917
Not now, Phil. I'm off
to save the, uh... uh...
375
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:22,917
Day?
376
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,166
Day!
377
00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:25,500
Aah! Aah!
378
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,333
What'd he say? What'd he say?
379
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:32,166
Aw, just something about a talking
rooster who can wake Morpheus.
380
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,583
Aah, Panic, that's it!
381
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,834
We got to get that rooster!
382
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:40,125
Look, we know that Hercules
needs a talking rooster,
383
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:44,458
so all we have to do is
collect every rooster in Greece,
384
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,208
and find the one that talks.
385
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:49,000
You came up with
that plan just like that?
386
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,792
You're in on it, aren't ya?
387
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,667
OK, Pegasus, I
got to remember...
388
00:16:55,750 --> 00:17:03,458
Alectryon crows at dawn
11 miles into Corinth.
389
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,834
Oh, man, I hope this is it.
390
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,208
86 miles into Crete?
391
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,000
Alectryon?!
392
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,959
Aah!
393
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,291
Umph!
394
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,417
Unh! Ugh!
395
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:22,917
Take that!
396
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,959
And that! Unh!
397
00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:27,917
Wait. Just a sec, will ya?
398
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,333
Listen, I'll have to take you
out as soon as I catch my breath.
399
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,875
Not if I catch my breath first.
400
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,375
This insomnia's killing me.
401
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,792
I've let 5 heroes
walk this week alone.
402
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,750
Look, I didn't
come here to fight.
403
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,625
I'm just looking for Alectryon.
404
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:46,667
Alectryon crows at dawn
11 miles into Corinth.
405
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,667
Didn't you go to school?
406
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,750
Oh, Corinth, right!
407
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,709
Thanks. I owe ya one.
408
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,250
Just don't let it out that
I didn't smack you up.
409
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,417
I got a rep to keep.
410
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,041
Oh, yeah. No problem.
Uh, Alectryon crows at...
411
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,917
Without your help, people
may never sleep again.
412
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,125
Good! Now, leave me alone.
413
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,750
How can you say that?
414
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,559
Listen, ever since I got
this rooster thing going,
415
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,542
I'm everybody's worst enemy.
416
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,917
Do you think people enjoy being
woken up at the crack of dawn?
417
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,208
Oh! Whoa, uh, I never
really thought about it.
418
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:16,375
Believe me.
419
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,500
I've tried to shut
up, but I can't help it.
420
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,250
The sun's up and I'm
crowin' like a big idiot.
421
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,000
Just... just come with me and...
422
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,834
Last couple of
days, I got it easy.
423
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,834
No one's sleepin', no
one's wakin' up at dawn,
424
00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:31,709
no one's blamin' me.
425
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:32,935
But if you'd just hear me out.
426
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:36,041
Look, do I have to
spell it out for you?
427
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,959
N-o!
428
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,500
Ow! Aah!
429
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,458
Step right up and dive in!
430
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,083
See Grandma again!
431
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,834
Room for everyone! Here we go!
432
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,667
Coming through! Make way!
433
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,542
Ahem! Hello-o-o.
What are we doing?
434
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:02,291
We're in search
of a talking rooster
435
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,750
with the power to wake Morpheus.
436
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:08,583
Un-huh! So, we... we, like,
gathered every foul we could find.
437
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,959
We have ways of making you talk.
438
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:15,125
Question.
439
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,750
If you're here, who's
watching Morpheus?
440
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:18,959
Oh!
441
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:21,458
Now, this sounds like Hades.
442
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,750
Haven't I suffered enough?
443
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:26,542
Could somebody spare
me a shred of dignity?
444
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,750
Look, I'm sorry, I just need you
to crow and wake up Morpheus.
445
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,458
Morpheus?
446
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,542
Let me at him!
447
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,351
If it wasn't for him and
his stupid sleep blanket,
448
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:36,208
I'd still be human!
449
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,709
You mean Morpheus was the
reason you fell asleep on watch?
450
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,625
Well, that and the
9-course meal I'd just eaten.
451
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:43,184
Look, you may hold a
grudge against Morpheus,
452
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,458
but if you don't crow here,
453
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,834
the whole world
is going to suffer.
454
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:49,333
You put him to sleep
with his own blanket?
455
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:50,834
Why didn't I think of that?
456
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,417
It was an accident... at first.
457
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,041
I needed more time to study,
458
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,250
and so I left the
blanket on him.
459
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,834
I was selfish and
foolish and... Lazy?
460
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:01,917
Lazy.
461
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,458
Kind of like you were the
night you fell asleep on watch?
462
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,959
- Touché.
- See? We all make mistakes.
463
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,333
Will you crow?
464
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,333
Forget it, Jerkules. Hello-o-o.
465
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:16,667
Hades, Lord of the Dead, deal
closer. How ya doin'? Let's talk.
466
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,542
Hades, stay out of this.
467
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:19,750
Yeah, right.
468
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,515
Look, rooster, you got yourself in
deep cock-doodle-doo here, babe.
469
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:25,375
You need moi. I can
make you human again.
470
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,417
Arms, legs, the
whole chimichanga.
471
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:31,583
And in return, you just let Morpheus
continue the big sleep. Huh?
472
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,083
No, don't listen to him!
473
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,083
You don't... you don't
want to be human again.
474
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,291
You're famous as a rooster.
475
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,297
Yeah, that's fun. OK.
Peck your name right here.
476
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,375
Everyone learns
about you in school.
477
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,291
Academic... Alectryon
crows at dawn...
478
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,709
Dawn!
479
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,834
Ha ha. I just
remembered the time.
480
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,625
The dawn!
481
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,709
Must fight idiot
rooster instinct.
482
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:56,375
Cocka... Oh!
483
00:20:56,417 --> 00:20:59,750
Cocka-doodle-doo!
484
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,750
Oh, why?
485
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,250
Yes! You're awake!
486
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,959
Oh!
487
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:12,500
Do you... do you know what it's
going to cost me to fix that hole?
488
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:15,375
Morpheus, so, do you
feel rested or what, huh?
489
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,792
I bet you could use a nice
nap more often, like now.
490
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:22,917
Ha! See, that way you get more rest, I
rake in more customers. What do you say?
491
00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,625
What do you mean,
more customers?
492
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:25,976
Ah, a few incidents
and accidents.
493
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,792
Don't worry about
it. Come on. Relax.
494
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:31,875
Hey, Hades, I... I will
need those people back.
495
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,291
Ha ha. Say what?
496
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,291
They just look like
death warmed over.
497
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,250
They need sleep, that's all.
498
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,583
I think you jumped the
gun on this one, you know?
499
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,667
No! That's impossible!
500
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,125
Ahh!
501
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,792
Anybody feel like
a cup of coffee?
502
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:48,834
Hey, hey, hey, Hades!
What about the chimichanga?
503
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,041
Well, at least it's
made with chicken.
504
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,542
Is there anything I can do to
make up for this mess I've caused?
505
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,851
I tell you what
we're going to do.
506
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,959
We're going to make the
punishment fit the crime.
507
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:03,500
Well, good night, Greece.
508
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,625
What's good about it?
509
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:10,000
We still have parts
of Persia to go
510
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,208
before we sleep.
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