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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Hang onto your flame, boss.
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You are in for a big surprise.
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Welcome to the Underworld.
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Research and
Development department.
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Après vous.
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Mm-hmm.
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So why wasn't I
told about this place?
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Plausible deniability, sir.
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Ta-da! What we have here
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will blow the lid off
the whole god squad.
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A box. Pandora's?
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Ba-da-bing.
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And... what?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
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It's a... well, it's a... Rock!
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You dragged me
into your secret lab
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to look at a lump.
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Check it out!
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Oy. Uh... Hello.
What's goin' on?
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I didn't order decaf.
What happened? Hello!
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OK. That got my attention.
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I'm down but I'm up. Ba-da-bing.
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You know what I
mean? What is it?
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The Kronos Stone!
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♪ Back when kronos
was King of the universe ♪
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♪ He hocked up a rock
And gave it a curse ♪
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♪ And now any god
That gives it a peek ♪
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♪ Slips into a
permanent Beauty sleep ♪
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♪ Yeah, they drift away
To the great unknown ♪
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♪ When they take a little
peeky At the Kronos Stone ♪
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♪ Don't need to
count no sheep there ♪
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♪ It's a sleepy zone ♪
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♪ When you sneak a little
peeky At the Kronos Stone ♪
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That's fine. Good.
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♪ You feel a little freaky
By the Kronos Stone ♪
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♪ Are your knees a little weaky
Round the Kronos Stone? ♪
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I got it!
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Enough with the song and dance.
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Thank you. Very nice.
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Not sure how to use it, exactly,
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but it's got potential.
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Yes, OK, good. Boys, boys...
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You're gonna find a
little something extra
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in your paycheck this week.
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- Hoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
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Uh, have you ever
gotten a paycheck?
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I think I'm on direct deposit.
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Next up, Artemis, our beloved
goddess of the wild things,
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proposes that we
restrict temple offerings
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to fruits and vegetables.
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Hey, she could do
whatever she wants
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in the temple of touchy-feely,
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but I'm stickin' with
chop and rump roast.
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Can't fight a war on
celery sticks and tofu.
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We'll come back to that one.
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Hermes, anything
left on the agenda?
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Uh, just a kinky little thing
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called the festival
of Mnemosyne,
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AKA the Mnemmys?
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Oh, not another festival.
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I'm getting tribute fatigue.
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Uh, FYI, your supremeness,
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it's a drama festival dedicated to
Mnemosyne, the mother of the muses.
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A drama festival?
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Ho ho! Why didn't you say so?
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These plays honor a certain
group of immortal cats we all know.
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Lemme see that!
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Uh...
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Yeah, right. Well,
good. That's right.
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Every god except for the one
who's got a real story to tell,
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Namely... hello!
Yours truly. Hello!
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Hah! A play about you, Hades?
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Oh, that's rich! Ha!
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Ha ha. I fail to see the humor.
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Come on, now, little brother.
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We all know the lord of the
underworld Is not exactly Mr. Popularity.
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No offense.
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None taken. Ho ho ho.
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Son of Kronos.
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So, Hermes, who's putting
on this little extravaganza?
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The Athenians?
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Eggheads! All talk, no action.
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Actually, home base
for our supertroopers
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is the Prometheus Academy.
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A school play? Snore!
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It just so happens
my boy goes to pro-ac!
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I'll bet he's the star!
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Right you are, sir.
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The New Zeus Revue
starring Hercules.
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And I think we have a clip.
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Dynamite! Hah!
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Roll it.
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I am sure it's of no use...
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To incur the wrath of Zeus.
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As I... as I am
just and I am fair...
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Evildoers must beware.
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If I find your ho...
Your homage lacking...
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You're sure to get
a monstro whacking.
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So do pay heed before too long.
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Six million Greeks
can't all be wrong.
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Yes. Well, well, you
know... Fantastic!
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Unbelievable!
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Bro, look, that's
just a rehearsal.
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You gotta factor in
lights, music, costumes!
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I smell it! I smell...
A smasharoo!
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Really? You think?
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Trust me.
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The critics thumbs
will be, like, stuck up!
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We're talkin' must-see Hercules.
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No god would dare
miss it. Am I right?
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Outstanding! Hah!
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So, I will see you all there?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Uh, sure, sure. We'll be there.
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Yeah. Sure, mm-hmm.
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Looking forward to it.
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Yeah. Looking forward to it.
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Sold out! S.R.O.!
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Perfect.
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Yeah! Lovely
rehearsal, Hercules,
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in a grueling, amateur way.
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Now, let's see now.
Next is, uh, Icarus,
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Perennial Also-ran.
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Ha! OK! All right.
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Sure, I've entered the Mnemmys
every year since I was five,
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Mr. Parentheses.
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Sure, I've lost every time,
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and sure, a lesser
man might lose hope,
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but like the great
flaming phoenix,
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I will rise! OK.
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Very, very inspiring...
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to someone somewhere, no doubt.
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So what play are you gonna do?
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Still conceptualizing.
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Icarus, you're
running out of time.
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Well, I'm working it
out. Gonna be good.
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OK, well, good luck.
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Don't need it.
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Don't worry about me, buddy.
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Ohh! Muses of the arts,
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I, oh, so humbly turn
to you for inspiration.
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Please...
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Please guide me to a play
that'll win me the Mnemmy!
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I'd be really grateful!
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Really, really... aah!
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Whoa.
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You're not a muse.
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Name's Hades, lord of the dead,
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and I'm here to help.
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Hades? Oh, well,
that's just great!
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Oh, fate is a cruel jester.
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Now on the verge of
my greatest triumph,
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you have come to shuffle
me off this mortal coil.
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Help, you say?
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Look, you need to play a god.
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I wanna have my story told.
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It's a match made
in... Well, you know.
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Yeah. Well, it's just that nobody's
really ever done a play about you.
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I mean, you're not
exactly Mr. Popularity.
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Oversharing. Ha ha ha.
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Yeah, I know. My ears
are always burning.
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But, hey, the point is,
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it's the rule breakers,
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it's the avant
garde, if you will,
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who always win those awards.
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Hmm. Well, villains
are the juiciest roles.
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But I'm an actor.
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I will need to get
inside your head,
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learn what you're about,
how you feel, what you eat.
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I mean, I'm talking
total access here, buddy.
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Hey, my afterlife's an open
book, you know what I mean?
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Come on, let's blow this
peanut stand. What do you say?
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He distinctly said,
"Good job, guys."
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Yeah.
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Like he cares.
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Welcome back, boss! Oh...
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We just kept right
on doing our good job
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while you were gone, sir.
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So when do we get to use
the you know what on... Oww!
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Pain?
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A little.
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Say hello to our guest.
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Hiya!
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He doesn't look very,
uh, um, you know.
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Deceased.
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Far from it, boys. Far from it!
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This promising young
thespian is Icarus.
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At the drama festival,
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he'll be playing
the role of... ha ha.
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Ahem... me.
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That's right. Ick's my
name, schtick's, my game.
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Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
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Ooh! How was that,
huh? Suitably sleazy?
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Hey, little acorn, you're
gonna be a heck of an oak!
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Oh, mama, I can taste my Mnemmy!
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So what are we waiting for?
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Time to make you a star!
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Aarrgh!
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Now, see, when
you're roasting minions,
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you gotta really lose yourself.
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Your arms extended,
head thrown back,
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a lot of booga booga, you know?
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Then you just flame on.
Watch this. They love this.
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Like so. OK, ready?
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Aaarrgh!
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OK, boom, poof! Here's the deal.
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The underworld's
the pits, right?
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But I'm like up the river
styx without a paddle,
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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I mean, give me a flamin' break!
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Dead souls check in,
but they don't check out.
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I got the concept!
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Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom,
ba-da-bing, ba-da-bing!
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I'm still working on it.
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OK, good. Acting school's out.
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Take him back, boys.
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Ba-da-bing... what a...
Do I sound like that?
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I don't get it.
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Yeah. What about
all of our good work?
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Don't panic, Panic, OK?
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You can't just walk
up to Zeus and say,
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"Hey, here's the Kronos Stone.
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Take a big nap." You can't?
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Try to stay with me here.
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Because Zeus' precious little
Jerkules is in this drama festival,
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Hey, all the other
gods will be there, OK?
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OK.
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OK, so, actors wear
masks onstage, huh?
256
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,166
Yeah, uh-huh.
257
00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:49,810
You see where I'm
going with this, right?
258
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,083
Yeah!
259
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:54,083
No. OK, fine. Oy.
260
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:57,583
Look, you carve the
stone into a mask.
261
00:10:57,667 --> 00:11:02,458
That pain in my flame kid
wears the mask onstage.
262
00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:03,959
As my play unfolds,
263
00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:06,458
all the gods go sleepy-bye!
264
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:08,417
OK? You got it?
265
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,917
- Yeah!
- Oh, yes!
266
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,417
- Bravo!
- Nice plan!
267
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,417
Love it!
268
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,500
Hey, see?
269
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,709
By the time the reviews
are in, I'll be movin' on up!
270
00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,792
Huh! Finally gettin'
my piece of the sky.
271
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,333
Isn't today lima beans?
272
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:31,667
All vegetables were offered
to the gods this morning.
273
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,041
Mutton loaf?
274
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,875
Yeah. Um, thanks just the same.
275
00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:37,875
Hey, um, cassandra,
276
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,879
Have you noticed anything
different about Icarus?
277
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:42,041
A comprehensive
list could take weeks.
278
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,542
Sweetheart, you
look fantabulous.
279
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,017
What are you, some
kind of cheerleader?
280
00:11:45,041 --> 00:11:46,792
Nice. Name's
Icarus, lord of the...
281
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,291
Well, nothing currently,
282
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,542
But I'm in a training program.
283
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,917
Hmm. I honor you with
my august presence,
284
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,333
and you give me mutton loaf?
285
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,959
Memo to me, pox on
all food service workers.
286
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,917
No, I mean, something
more different than usual.
287
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,542
Baby doll! How'd you like
to flirt with danger, huh?
288
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,375
I have been a very bad boy.
289
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,625
Eww!
290
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,834
See what I mean?
291
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,125
And I thought he
was creepy before.
292
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:20,041
Remember, it not only
has to look like Hades,
293
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:22,000
It's gotta capture
the, the, the, the...
294
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,000
The inner essence of Hades.
295
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:26,625
What do you think, huh?
296
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,917
Hmm...
297
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:32,917
Keep chiseling.
298
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,000
Icarus, I'm worried about you.
299
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,583
I mean, I know you're doing
Hades in the play and all,
300
00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,851
But you don't have
to be like him...
301
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:43,309
24/7? It's called
acting, Jerkules.
302
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:46,208
That's what I mean. You never
called me "Jerkules" before.
303
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,834
Oh, I'm sorry, boo-boo.
304
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:49,166
No, that's not me talking.
305
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,875
That's my character.
306
00:12:50,959 --> 00:12:53,250
Yeah, well, your character's
gonna get socked in the jaw.
307
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,959
Hey, hey, can I help it if my
mimicry skills are dead on?
308
00:12:57,041 --> 00:13:00,250
Or undead, as the
case may be, huh?
309
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:02,208
Hey, wait a minute.
310
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,333
How are you mimicking Hades?
311
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,166
I infer. I imagine. I speculate.
312
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,667
Oh, plus, he's had me down
313
00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:11,583
to the big basement
to watch him in action.
314
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,959
What? Icarus, we're
talking about Hades!
315
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,250
He's evil!
316
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,625
Actors don't judge.
317
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:19,625
We observe. We
internalize. We emote.
318
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,375
Then I guess I'm no actor.
319
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,875
Well, your previews
have been a little tepid.
320
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,500
Ah... Hades must
be up to something.
321
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,875
Wait a minute!
322
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,792
You're playing Zeus, right?
323
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:31,917
Yeah, so?
324
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Whoa! I get it!
325
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,000
Oh, you're tricky!
You're tricky, man!
326
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,625
You're getting into
character, right?
327
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:38,750
Zeus always wants
Hades to lose, huh?
328
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:39,959
Good job!
329
00:13:40,041 --> 00:13:41,500
We'll make an
actor out of you yet.
330
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,208
Icarus, wait. I'm not acting.
331
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:44,959
I think something's wrong.
332
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,041
Sure thing, Zeus.
333
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,000
Now if you'll excuse me,
334
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,417
I got business in
the underworld.
335
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,542
Boom! Later, big bro.
336
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,000
Ahhh!
337
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,208
Ah, the kid with the sunstroke
338
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,250
is playing the role perfectly!
339
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,959
Ah. He's gonna slay
'em on opening night.
340
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,458
Ooh! Nice!
341
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,375
You boys are on a roll.
342
00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,041
Aw, thanks, boss.
343
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:09,083
Time to see this
puppy in action.
344
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,250
Nectar here! Get your nectar!
345
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,208
Who's ready? Nectar!
346
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,041
Things go better with nectar!
347
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,041
Get your ice-cold nectar!
348
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,375
Yo, nectar!
349
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,750
Pass it on up!
350
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,041
'Scuse me, folks.
351
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,325
Supreme beings coming through.
352
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,625
'Scuse me. Pardon me.
353
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:27,792
Enjoy the show, folks.
354
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:29,792
Thank you, Hermes.
355
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,458
Hey, where's Hades?
356
00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:33,917
I thought we all had to be here.
357
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,792
Aw, that big baby's
probably still upset
358
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,834
that nobody's doing his story.
359
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:43,500
You know, sometimes things
look better from the cheap seats.
360
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,959
Way, way up here.
361
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,417
Adonis, you're an 11-time
Mnemmy award winner.
362
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,834
How does it feel?
363
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:52,041
Of course it's an honor
just to be nominated,
364
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,542
But as you know, Homer,
365
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,041
with me, it's always
about the work.
366
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,500
Any recognition
I get is just gravy.
367
00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:00,625
But I do like gravy.
368
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,500
Please! Please,
everyone! Settle down!
369
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,291
I'll do the
panicking, thank you.
370
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,917
Now, where is that Icarus?
371
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,208
He's the opening act.
372
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:11,250
Wh-where's Hades? I mean,
he's gonna be here, right?
373
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,834
He'd love to, but
you know how he is.
374
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,500
The lord of the dead's
work is never done,
375
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:20,166
but he sent this
gift for good luck.
376
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,959
Oh, man! I'm, like,
all choked up here.
377
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,417
Hey, what's this made of?
378
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:25,959
Funny you should ask.
379
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,458
Uh-oh.
380
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,917
We don't know.
381
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:31,041
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
382
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,500
Ladies and gentlemen,
383
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,417
dwellers of the nether regions,
384
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,291
Hades is in the house!
385
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:37,583
How's my hair?
386
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,333
Uh, we better go.
387
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,291
Knock 'em dead.
388
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,875
Figure of speech, of course.
389
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:47,667
Yeah. Send 'em all into an
eternal, deathless slumber.
390
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,041
More figures of speech.
391
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,125
Ah, Icarus! You're due to go on!
392
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,250
Sadly for us all.
393
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:57,917
The kid's going on.
It won't be long now.
394
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,959
Oh, I bet the view
from olympus is sweet.
395
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:01,875
Oof!
396
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,959
Ow! Hey!
397
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,291
Uh-oh.
398
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,476
What are you two doing here?
399
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,875
Just a couple of drama lovers.
400
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,834
Yeah. The, uh, play's the thing?
401
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,166
Good evening. Welcome, all,
402
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,875
to the Prometheus Academy's
Festival of Mnemosyne,
403
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:22,583
the mother of all muses.
404
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,667
In honor of our distinguished,
405
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,667
to understate wildly,
Pantheon of guests...
406
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,250
Please don't smite me...
407
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,166
I make this humble offering.
408
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,667
Ugh! Again with the broccoli?
409
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,000
Yo, pal! Make mine mutton!
410
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,625
Aw, is that an elbow or a knee?
411
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,125
I don't wanna look.
412
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,458
What are you up to?
413
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,834
I'd tell ya, but
I'd be... A lion.
414
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:51,500
Grrrr!
415
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,792
Grrr. Ah.
416
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:03,834
Like stop fishing
for info, Jerkules.
417
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:07,834
Huh?
418
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,917
Stop badgering us.
419
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,875
Oww!
420
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,709
Grrr.
421
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:22,959
Oww!
422
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:25,959
- Aah!
- Aah!
423
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,166
Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
424
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,000
Rats! Good one.
425
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,083
Icarus...
426
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:39,625
Not now, Zeussy. I'm trying
to awaken my personal demon.
427
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:43,875
I just saw Hades' personal
demons, and I'm not Zeus!
428
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,291
Ah.
429
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:46,375
Hey! My leg fell asleep.
430
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,125
Well, you oughta get
that checked, bigsy.
431
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,458
Now I have to
get into character.
432
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:54,750
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing,
ba-da-boom, ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.
433
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,583
I'd like to introduce our
first performer, Icarus...
434
00:17:58,709 --> 00:18:02,041
in his one-man show...
Remember, no smiting...
435
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,750
Give him heck, Hades.
436
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,000
Yes! Showtime!
437
00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,083
A play about Hades, ha.
438
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,709
Leave it to that kid who
flew too close to the sun.
439
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:17,125
To be evil, or not to be evil...
440
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,625
that is the question.
441
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,500
It's a no-brainer,
evil, ba-da-bing.
442
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,917
If I'm lying, I'm dying.
443
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,417
Dying! Get it?
444
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:27,875
- Oh!
- Oh! Hey! Hey! Hey!
445
00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:31,875
Kid's good. Just
like my little brother.
446
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,208
Oy, this is worse
than I expected,
447
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,208
which was abysmal.
448
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,667
He's putting the gods to sleep.
449
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,792
OK, all right.
450
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,333
Did you hear the one
about the three dead guys
451
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,417
who won the lottery?
452
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,500
Boy, were they lucky stiffs!
453
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,000
Ha, stiffs!
454
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,208
Deh, did you get it?
455
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:49,917
No...
456
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:55,291
Ah, yes, eyes closed,
breathing shallow.
457
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:59,750
Yes! Eternal sleep, ho!
458
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,083
Oh... Icarus isn't that boring.
459
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,417
And why isn't his acting
coach in the gods' balcony?
460
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,041
Cue, cue, get out there.
461
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,458
And cue the lords of
the dancing waters.
462
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,542
The gods are falling asleep,
463
00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:16,625
my leg fell asleep
when I got near him,
464
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,792
must be because I'm part god.
465
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:24,375
Ah, think. Think. What, did Pain
or Panic give him something?
466
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,917
The mask!
467
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,417
Go on, go on, get out of here.
468
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,834
That's just rude.
469
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:39,333
Now, as I was
saying... Hades, it is I...
470
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,792
Your brother Zeus.
471
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,792
Hey, there he is.
472
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:46,625
Uh, everybody, there's my boy.
473
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,917
Well, OK... Make it
snappy, Zeusaphone.
474
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,583
I'm connecting
with the people here.
475
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:58,667
Uh, Hades, I know that we've
had our differences in the past,
476
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:02,000
but you've really gotta
listen to me this time.
477
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:06,583
That mask you wear is
cursed, uh, little brother.
478
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,583
Look out at the balcony.
479
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,333
You're putting
the gods to sleep,
480
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,375
and I fear it may be one
from which they'll never wake.
481
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,458
Take off the mask.
482
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,542
Step out from behind the
mask and show the world just...
483
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,208
Just how big a
god you really are.
484
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,333
Hey, how do I know
485
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:25,500
this isn't another one of
your Olympian tricks, Zeus?
486
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:29,250
Trust me. If you win, it
means Olympus will lose,
487
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,375
Big time.
488
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,750
No! No! No!
489
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,667
The curse was almost down!
490
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,250
Su...
491
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:51,375
Attaboy, son! Ah, that's my boy!
492
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:55,041
Star of the show,
you know, ha ha ha.
493
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,041
And the Mnemmy goes
to... Good gracious...
494
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,959
Icarus and Hercules
495
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,583
for their daring take
on sibling rivalry.
496
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,208
And for saving everyone's bacon.
497
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,875
Oh! OK! I'd like
to thank everyone
498
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,291
who voted to give me this award,
499
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,166
but I can't accept it.
500
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,834
No. Acting is not about awards.
501
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,333
Oh, no. It's about the work.
502
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:23,750
Thank you, but no, thank you.
503
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,333
Who am I kidding?
504
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:31,333
Come on! This is the
happiest day of my life!
505
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,542
Herc, I love you, man. Mm-mwa.
506
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,625
Yecch.
507
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:39,041
Cassandra, come on, honey,
come on down here, be with me, OK?
508
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,250
Aw...
509
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,643
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you.
510
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,458
Mm-hmm, you like me!
511
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,458
You really like me!
Good night, everybody!
512
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:49,583
Good night.
513
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,333
Hah! Bravo, son!
514
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:54,333
Ouch! That's gonna hurt.
515
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:59,250
I, uh, I hope this doesn't put a
damper on the good job we're doing.
516
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,208
Now, about those
paychecks... Forget it!
517
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,709
Uh, we're just do... forget it!
518
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:07,917
Ahem. Hello...
519
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,542
How about a dental
program, though?
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