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♪ Who put the
"glad" in Gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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All right, bowling
rule number one...
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Keep your eye on the pins.
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Not a problem when one
is keen of sight as I am.
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Stee-rike!
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Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, whoa!
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Lucky roll.
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I heard that.
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Hey?
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OK, Nester's got the
eyes, and Mel has the ears,
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but Herc's got the
power! Right, kid?
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Doh!
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Someone's not clear on the
whole bowling and bonding concept.
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Stinkin' scroll worm.
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Kid, you're embarrassing me.
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Huh? Oh, sorry.
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I'm reading the latest
scroll by Odysseus.
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Man, is he cunning.
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Cunning hero, lousy bowler.
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You guys know Odysseus?
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Know him? He owes
me 20 drachma, the bum.
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Hey, are we going to yak,
or are we going to bowl?
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You're up, kid.
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OK, concentrate.
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Tuck in the chicken wing!
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Shh!
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Keep the elbow straight and...
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Ha, do I get bonus points
for taking the wall down?
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Phil, your boy's got to
learn to control himself.
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Like me.
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Uh-oh. Oh!
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Snack run!
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Yippee! Yippee!
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Herc, there's more to
bowling than strength.
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It takes finesse.
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Right, right, I got it, Phil.
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Mmm.
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Hello.
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You new here?
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Huh?
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The regular girl
couldn't make it.
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Give me some calamara
olives. They're big and black...
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like your eyes, huh?
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Speaking of eyes...
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- yours are incredible.
- Oh!
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And your ears.
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Whew!
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Yeah, name's Meliager.
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I can hear a flea
sneeze at 50 hectares.
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And right now, I can
hear the flapping of wings.
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Birds?
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No.
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Insects?
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No.
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Whatever it is sounds very...
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Flying wolves, perhaps?
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That's it. How did you know?
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They're with me.
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Support staff, if you will.
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Proud to serve.
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Whoa, sounds like there's
somebody who bowls worse than you.
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Hey, you're that witch!
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Hecate.
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Aah!
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Hey.
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Hey, at least I got
the pins this time.
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Let's go home.
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- Huh?
- Huh?
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It's an honor to present
this golden sundial
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to one tough trooper... Mentor.
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You think I'm too
old? Think again.
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Come on, you scrawny runts.
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Who thinks they can take me?
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I do.
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Ha ha. Me, too.
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Negative, sir.
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Those mangy coyotes look
like they mean business.
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Take 'em down, troopers!
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Hey!
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Block the exits, men.
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They got Mentor!
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Get 'em! You big fat bums!
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Mentor!
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Let's see... It's around
here some place.
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Forget it. Let's go.
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Ha, here it is!
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I failed you, sir.
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I'm not fit to shine
your sandals.
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- Hello?
- Huh?
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Uh, city state
trooper Chipacles.
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Do you remember me?
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Buzz off, punk. I got no time...
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Well, well, if it
isn't the goat man.
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What did they bring you
in for this time, Mr. Phil?
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I don't have to take
that from you, flatfoot!
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What... what Phil means to say
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is that we're here
to report a crime.
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I got no time for your
petty problems, punk!
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A heroic peace officer
has been kidnapped.
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You see? Let's go.
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But we're also here to
report kidnapped heroes.
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Hold it!
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I want to hear every word of
your story from the beginning.
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Oh, please, a hulking creature
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crafted of magical marble
and reinforced bronze?
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Yeah, what witch hasn't
made one of those, huh?
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Mine is special.
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He's just needy.
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But then, that's
why you're here.
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Huh?
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I feel terrible.
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Huh? Huh? I didn't
hear what you said.
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The vision of Nester
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and the hearing of Meliager.
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Now, these are the
qualities that make a monster!
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- Mmm. Mmm!
- What is it, boy?
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You hear something?
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Mmm!
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It's my loyal imp, you say,
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and they've got another hero?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yes, mother knows.
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Let me go, hairball!
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Well, I'll say one thing for
the old coot, he is tough.
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A lengthy career in civil
service will do that to you.
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That's right, flea bag!
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And I was about to get my golden
sundial for that lengthy career.
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You people owe me
one golden sundial.
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After all those years...
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the best they could
do is a golden sundial?
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I can relate.
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Years of service in the
cause of immortal evil
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and this is all I get!
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Poor Hecate.
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Yeah, I know who you are,
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and I know your sob story.
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Why can't I run the underworld?
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Huh? Huh? I can't hear
him. What did he say?
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He's mocking her
and her life's ambition.
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Ooh, he's tough.
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Cry me a river Styx, lady.
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You want to get ahead
in the underworld?
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You gotta get tough!
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Can do.
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That takes care of toughness.
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Boo.
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Aah!
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D-don't hurt me, please!
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I think my creature is
really coming into his own.
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Your objective of underworld
takeover is inevitable now.
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As if there was
ever really any doubt.
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Mentor... Nester... Meliager...
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All heroes... All gone.
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Question... Who's behind it?
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Um, those winged wolves
that got Mentor work for Hecate.
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The witch!
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You're talking underworld.
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And to make a case like
that stick, you need proof.
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Isn't that your job?
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Don't push me, goat man.
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Uh, Phil, you know that
new scroll by Odysseus?
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The one you can't keep
your nose out of? Yeah.
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Odysseus is in Athens
for a scroll signing tour.
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Kid, he's one of
my former students.
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If you want an
autograph, I'll get you one,
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but let's keep our minds on
the disappearing heroes, OK?
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No, Phil, if you were
kidnapping heroes,
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would pass up a
chance to get Odysseus?
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He could be next.
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Let's roll!
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Don't panic, people. Take cover!
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I'm guessing you're not
here to get an autograph.
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Aren't you the clever one?
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I prefer cunning.
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Either way, you're mine.
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Whoa!
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Ha ha. How do you
like that, Hecate?
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Yeah, yeah, real cunning.
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Capture him already!
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Oh, yeah, they're
here all right.
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I can smell 'em.
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Huh!
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Magic show's over, witch.
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I'm shutting you down.
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Oh!
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Toodles.
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Oh.
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Kid, being a hero
is a lot like bowling.
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You gotta use more
than just strength.
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So, what's your plan?
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Who in one is as cunning
as Odysseus which I now am,
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one thinks on one's feet.
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Tell you what, I'll
break down that door
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and then use all my powers
to defeat Hades, huh?
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I approve.
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Come on, this is the easy part.
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"Eyes like an eagle...
Tough as nails."
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Wait a minute.
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Tear this apart.
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How could I have missed it?
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It's perfectly understandable.
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You've been so busy lately.
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My creature needs strength!
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And now, Athens'
favorite daytime host...
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Merv Griffin.
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Hey, thank you, thank you.
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Wow, what a terrific group!
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You know, Athens' audiences
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are the greatest audiences
in the known world.
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This idea of yours better work.
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Hey, the one thing she
doesn't have is strength,
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which happens to be
something Herc's got in spades.
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Our first guess is the son of
Zeus, but he was raised by mortals.
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Now, we're going to
be talking about that...
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Heroism, his amazing
strength, and a lot, lot more.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome Hercules.
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One super strong
hero... as advertised.
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Hercules, you know, suddenly,
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all of Athens is talking about
your heroic displays of strength.
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But it seems like you came out of
nowhere, like an overnight sensation.
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Well, Merv, it's
taken me 16 years
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to become an
overnight sensation.
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Yeah, but come on now, really,
what's it like to be a demigod?
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I mean, half god and half man.
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Well, it's not half bad.
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That's a good one, Herc.
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Wow. Now, let's go to
the audience out here.
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Who's got a question
for our guest?
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Oh, are you married?
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00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:09,750
And if not, how do you feel
about dating older women?
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Ha, um...
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Well, dear, if it
doesn't work out,
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I'd be happy to step in.
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Though I doubt I
could keep up with you.
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Ok, the young
fellow right over here.
263
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,458
Merv, we want to see
some feats of strength.
264
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,583
Ha, no problem.
265
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,834
Ooh! Wow!
266
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,750
Hey, that's strong.
267
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:42,041
Naw, I mean, like, an extreme
display of freakish strength.
268
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,750
Wow! Well, hey!
269
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:50,959
You see, the trick is
to lift from the knees.
270
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:58,208
My friend here wants
to be as strong as you.
271
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,291
Heh... sorry. I
was born this way.
272
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:04,792
Gee, my friend wasn't
born. I made him.
273
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,583
You think that matters?
274
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,375
That's her! That's
her! Move in, men!
275
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,500
Ugh! Can't... hold
the... building...
276
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,709
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
277
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:41,041
Ooh, that looked painful.
278
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:44,458
Well, you seem like a nice young man,
and we wanna thank you for coming.
279
00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:50,875
What a tragedy.
280
00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:53,917
What a show! Hey,
we'll be right back!
281
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,792
Mousaka... again?
282
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,542
I can't take it, man!
283
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,000
I gotta get out of here!
284
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,417
What'd he say? Huh?
285
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,709
Somebody hold me.
286
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,625
Time's running out...
287
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,709
and we're the only ones
who can stop Hecate.
288
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:16,291
Mr. Odysseus, you
must have a plan.
289
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:22,417
Hmm... well, we could
politely ask them to let us go.
290
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:28,125
Oh, who am I kidding?
I haven't got a clue!
291
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,583
Did somebody here
order a bust-out?
292
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:32,583
Hey, Phil, you found us!
293
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,583
The old-fashioned way...
294
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,750
Through solid
police investigation.
295
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,750
He means we followed you.
296
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,333
Mentor, sir, are you all right?
297
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:47,083
Stay back! Don't
come any closer.
298
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:49,625
I want that witch.
299
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,041
Hey, no problem.
300
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,625
You're talking to the greatest
heroes in all of Greece.
301
00:16:53,834 --> 00:16:56,500
Huh? I didn't
catch that last part.
302
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,083
Used to be the greatest.
303
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,166
I'm damaged goods now.
304
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,792
But Hecate only took
one thing from each of us.
305
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,875
So we're still
heroes, right, Phil?
306
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:10,000
Uh, sure, kid. I mean,
that makes sense on paper.
307
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,458
Er... in combat conditions
against a monster, er...
308
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,709
Let's go!
309
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:20,500
You sure come down here a
lot for someone who's not dead.
310
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,583
Well, I'm a hero...
Well, in training...
311
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:28,291
So I go wherever the battle
takes me, even the underworld.
312
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,500
Then may I suggest our
multiple fare discount ticket?
313
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,709
Saves time and money.
314
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,000
No, thanks.
315
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:38,250
We also have a
frequent-dyer program.
316
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,375
Gaaah! Ohh...
317
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:44,458
I'm this close to
winning the cruise.
318
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:49,625
OK, junior, how do you plan on
stopping Hecate and that creature?
319
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:53,625
We show them that Odysseus isn't
the only one who can be cunning.
320
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,083
Nester, what's the worst
thing about incredible eyesight?
321
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,208
Bright lights. Hate 'em!
322
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:01,792
Oh, I think I see where
you're going with this.
323
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:02,875
Where?
324
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:11,000
Hmm... looks like
Hades is out and about.
325
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,208
Always the same
story... Hurry up and wait.
326
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,417
The wait's over, Hecate!
327
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,542
Well, look who's here...
the former heroes.
328
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,834
Take care of 'em.
329
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:26,834
But that would be like
wiping out a part of myself.
330
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,542
Oh, well. No big deal.
331
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,333
Hey, big eyes!
332
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:33,875
Yaah!
333
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,917
Hey, how do you like
the big ears now, huh?
334
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,709
Dee-yaagh!
335
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,834
Gaah! Ooh! Ohh! Yii!
336
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,792
Ha ha! Guess you're not the
only one who's cunning, huh?
337
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:11,917
Don't get too smug, weakling.
As soon as I get out of this, I'll...
338
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,083
Uhh! Yuhh...
339
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:17,250
Get up. Come on. Let's
go. Rise and shine. Let's go.
340
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,583
Yo! Marblehead!
341
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,250
Well, that tears it!
342
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,250
I might not be
able to stop Hades,
343
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,375
but I most certainly
can do away with you all!
344
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,000
Whoa! Well! Well, well!
345
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,041
Isn't this an interesting
little tableau?
346
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:37,583
So, anybody wanna tell me
what's happening here, hmm?
347
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,834
Don't be shy now. Come on...
348
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,834
Speak up. Let's
get it off our chest.
349
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,834
Hecate! Dollface,
babe, what gives?
350
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:51,208
Come on, talk to
me... Like, now!
351
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,000
Uh, well, there's really
a simple explanation.
352
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:57,041
Ho, ho, Hecate. She's
just being modest.
353
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:00,834
Somebody stole our heroic traits
354
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:04,500
and put them into this
creature so he could defeat you.
355
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,667
As soon as I got
wind of the plan,
356
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,375
I rushed down to stop it.
357
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,792
Hence the wreckage around you.
358
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,667
So, now Hecate's going
to magically transfer
359
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,917
our powers back to us.
360
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,125
Isn't that right, Hecate?
361
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,709
What can I say?
I'm touched. I'm...
362
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:27,041
This is like another side of
you I'm seeing. I'm touched.
363
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,709
Well, the underworld
is my life... so to speak.
364
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,834
My life! That's a... good one!
365
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,917
Hey, uh, don't go away.
366
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:39,375
Make us whole again, or
I spill the beans to Hades.
367
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:43,333
Very cunning. You've got her
368
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:46,375
between a rock and a, um...
369
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,542
Uh... something.
370
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,291
Nice work, kid.
371
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,291
Hey, there's more to being a
hero than just strength, right?
372
00:20:57,041 --> 00:21:00,041
Just a small token of my
appreciation. Love you. Mean it.
373
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,291
Call me every 10 minutes.
374
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:05,208
I've got just the place for it.
375
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,417
Fall over right now,
376
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,291
or I'm coming down there to teach
you a lesson you'll never forget!
377
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,208
Now, that's tough.
378
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:26,166
Uh, listen, goat man,
379
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,250
maybe I had you figured wrong.
380
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:31,375
You and the kid,
well, you did good.
381
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,250
Ah, you, too. Truce?
382
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,375
Nice strike, sir.
383
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:39,834
Touch me again, and
I'll pound you so flat,
384
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:42,083
you'll have to look
up to look down.
385
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,333
Come on, Herc.
386
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,583
The kid's on his way to
becoming a well-rounded hero.
387
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:56,709
His bowling, on the other
hand, definitely needs work.
388
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,917
Hey, you guys have
been a great audience.
389
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,083
I'm gonna be back tomorrow, and
we've got more excitement for you.
390
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,583
Aries is gonna be here,
and of course, Salome,
391
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,792
with only six of her veils.
392
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:10,166
We'll find the seventh.
393
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,125
See you all tomorrow. Bye!
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