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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no
one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Hercules, please come quickly.
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I am injured and need your help,
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your loving Pop.
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Pegasus!
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Let's go!
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Faster, Pegasus.
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Pop! I'm...
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Here.
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Hello, son. Glad
you could make it.
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Help yourself to cocoa.
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I have come to wreak vengeance
upon the scum who injured you!
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Truth is, I stepped
in a gopher hole.
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You said it was urgent!
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I rushed over to
wreak vengeance.
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Well, it is urgent,
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but what I need isn't
exactly vengeance.
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Sheep?
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You want me to watch the sheep?
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Someone has to tend
the flock until I heal up.
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I just hope that you can
handle the responsibility.
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Come on, Pop!
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I'm a hero-in-training,
remember?
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Uh-huh.
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And do you remember
what happened
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the last time you
looked after the flock?
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I swear I only looked
away for a second.
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Well, I-I've changed!
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Hero rule #65 says...
"A hero is responsible."
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I'll watch your sheep, Pop,
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like they've never
been watched before.
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Some hero.
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The committee will
consider Artemis' request
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to designate the
Caledonian boar endangered.
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Now, what's next on
the agenda, Hermes?
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Well, today's supplicant
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is a demigoddess and
Underworld enchantress.
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Deities, I give you... Hecate.
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Huh? What the...
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Heh, babe, the winged
pooches are too nutty, babe.
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But, uh, no minions.
Policy, babe.
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I respect that.
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A policy is a policy.
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Hello... darling!
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Aphrodite, lovely as always.
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Oh, Demeter, this
spring is your freshest yet.
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Ares, I love what
you've done with Sparta.
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So... Spartan.
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Heh heh. You hear that, sis?
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Oh, go polish your spear.
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Oh, I'm not talking to you.
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You're on my list.
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Witch.
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Mighty Zeus, Gods
and Goddesses...
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A magic pointer. Oy vey.
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As you can see, the Underworld
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is underperforming,
underachieving,
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bottom line, it's underwhelming.
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Now, I don't want
to point fingers but,
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Listen, I gripe, I moan,
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but hey, I run
one tight Tartarus.
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Never had a customer
complain. Got it?
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He's old news.
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He's been doing
things the same way
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since time immemorial.
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Simply put, I can do better.
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Hecate, dear...
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Queen of the night is a
very responsible position.
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Be a team player, huh?
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Oh, I get it!
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He's your brother,
and I'm just a witch.
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There's nothing wrong
with being a good witch.
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I am a great witch!
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You understand, I call
everyone babe, babe.
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I don't care what Athena says.
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Sparta rules.
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No hard feelings?
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Please!
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What, huh, you gave
it a shot, and hey,
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You came up short.
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Boom. Done. We'll do lunch.
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Can't wait.
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Me neither. Good.
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Have your minions
call my minions.
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Thanks, all. You're
the mightiest.
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Toodle-oo. So long.
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What can I tell you?
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When you own your
own market share,
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you always gotta
watch your back.
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Is it a little drafty in here?
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Fine, fine. Now, where were we?
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Ah, yes. New business.
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I say it's time to
recognize Sparta
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as the capital of
the Greek world!
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Athens has wisdom and reason.
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What does Sparta have?
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Battering rams
and flamethrowers!
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That's what!
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Oh, I hate these meetings.
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Not the most exciting job
in the world, eh, Pegasus?
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It's OK, old guy.
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Come on, you can't
help it if you're boring.
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Whoa!
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Nice shot.
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Hecate!
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What a surprise.
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Hades is not presently in now.
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What a shame.
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Bad timing.
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And timing is everything.
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Well, as long as
I've come all this way,
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I'll just wait.
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No, no! Not possible.
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Nobody's allowed in this room
when Hades is gone. Sorry.
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But you're in here.
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That doesn't seem proper.
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A clear violation of protocol.
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W-w-we were just doing a, uh,
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a security check of
the premises and, um,
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but if you had been doing
that, we wouldn't have gotten in.
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Not his chair!
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Ow!
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As the flame within
this vessel grows,
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Hades' fire shall
ebb and slow...
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Is that a spell?
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Until his godly powers dim,
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and I can do away with him.
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Uh-oh! Uh!
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Athens? Ha ha!
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Athens is a geek
retreat for eggheads!
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Oh, and we're supposed
to just surrender...
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Hey, backwoods, is
it, Is it cold in here?
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Do you feel a little
draft-on-the-neck kind of thing?
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What I wouldn't give
for a fur coat, heh.
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Nobody you know. Faux fur.
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Seriously, did Zeus forget to
pay the heating bill, or what?
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Refresh my memory.
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Exactly what purpose
do you serve here?
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Um... uh... We're
Hades' go-to guys!
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Well, consider yourselves...
downsized and outsourced.
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Excuse me?
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You're fired.
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- No, no, Spike, no!
- No, Spike!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh, gross! Dead souls!
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Dead souls! Dead souls!
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Oh, get 'em off me!
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Yuck!
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Are there any on me?
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Aah!
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I got it!
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Eww! Yuck!
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We gotta tell Hades!
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But it's really,
really important.
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Sorry, the "no minion"
thing is absolute.
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Yee-ouch!
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Ow! Ow!
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We gotta get rid of Hecate!
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Now you're talking crazy.
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That would take
somebody really brave.
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And strong.
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And heroic.
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And affordable.
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- Ahh...
- Ahh...
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Surprise!
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Remember us?
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Hyah! Ha!
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Wait! H-H-Hercules, the hero.
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Friend of the downtrodden.
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We come in peace.
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Honest.
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This better be good.
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And you want me to break the
crystal and get rid of Hecate?
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, please.
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Look, even if I wanted
to help you, which I don't,
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I can't leave the sheep.
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I'm responsible for them.
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Who cares about
some stupid sheep?
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The future of the Underworld
is even grimmer than usual!
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I swore that the sheep would
not leave my sight. Sorry.
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Aaaah! Listen to us!
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Hecate is worse than Hades!
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The devil you know is a lot
better than the devil you don't.
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No problem. No problem.
We'll be going now.
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The sheep!
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Get lost, pest!
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Huh?
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No!
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Looking for someone?
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Where are those sheep?
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We'll never tell.
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Yeah, unless you help us.
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You'll never see your woolly
wuss-sponsibility again!
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What kind of twisted sicko
threatens innocent sheep?
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We learned from the master.
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Hades would be so proud.
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So, what's it gonna be?
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All right.
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But first you have to show
me the sheep are safe.
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And you swear you'll help us?
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Sure... no problem.
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Hero's honor?
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Hero's honor.
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Deal!
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Uh, five, six, seven...
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eight, nine, ten, uh...
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All right. All present
and accounted for.
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That's it, hero boy.
Happy reunion's over!
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Time is of the essence!
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Hyah! Let's go!
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Ow! Ooh!
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Ow! Ow!
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Whoa. Hold it. I don't think so.
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The fluffballs stay here!
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I am responsible
for these animals.
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If they stay, I stay.
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If I go, they go.
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Fine. Whatever.
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They're your
problem. Just move it!
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Ow!
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Yeah! Step lively,
Pokey! We're in a hurry!
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By the time the Council
of the Gods is over,
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Hades' power will be drained
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and I'll be sitting pretty.
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Hmm...
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Sit!
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Up straight!
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Better.
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Now, you're
probably all wondering
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why I've gathered you together.
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We know.
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We know all.
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You want to share your
plans for Underworld domina...
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Let's not spoil it for everyone.
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OK?
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Congratulations.
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You are all getting in
on the underground floor
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of a new, improved Underworld.
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Unlike a certain
Lord of the Dead,
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I don't care a whit
about Mount Olympus.
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My focus is on making this
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the best Underworld it can be!
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Our primary purpose,
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increase new admissions.
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Let's start with...
everyone on Earth!
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Hey, Panic... Undead
tongues are wagging.
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You guys really blew it.
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Heh, heh. Yeah.
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Real funny.
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Hey, whoa, hey, hey,
come on. Step back.
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Hecate's not gonna like this.
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Maybe you'd like to
explain that to Hades.
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Yeah, he should
be back any minute.
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Ooh, wait now. I
don't want any trouble.
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I just row the boat.
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Well, Sparta's got
a great new motto,
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"Come for the discipline,
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stay for the carnage."
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Athens is the center of culture.
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Yakety-yak.
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Could we break for
naptime? What do you think?
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Oh, yeah?
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My warriors can
beat up your warriors!
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Oh, yeah, pal?
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Well, Athens
rules, Sparta drools!
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Too much talk.
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Too loud. Oy.
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Back off, pal!
You're crowdin' me!
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Outta my face, Pokey!
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Oh, my gosh!
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Hang on, big fella!
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Guess he's taking a sheep-dip.
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Oh, leave him!
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You're here to help
us, not the stupid sheep.
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It's OK. I've got you.
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Grab him!
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Oh! Pyew!
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Hey, these sheep are our
responsibility, remember?
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Wh-o-o-oa!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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What are you looking at, Pokey?
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Hey!
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Ooh. Soft.
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Ugh!
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Aah!
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Aaah!
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Remember, I just row the boat.
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Hurry, Pokey! You can do it!
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You and that sweater shedder
are becoming awfully chummy.
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If anything happens to
those sheep while I'm gone,
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The deal is off.
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Trust us.
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Ooh!
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Welcome to the Underworld.
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Under new management.
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I'll be happy to bring
you in... permanently.
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Shh! Shh!
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Seven, eight, nine...
Oh, someone's missing!
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Pokey!
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Pokey's asleep.
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Psst! Wake up, woolly!
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Rise and shine, sheepyhead.
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- Oh, we gotta bring him in.
- Not me, brother.
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Come on. Get up!
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Move it!
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Oh, all right.
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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Hecate, I must ask that
you vacate the Underworld
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and return to haunting
the nether regions of night.
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Such a polite young
man. Get rid of him.
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Thanks so much
for coming. Bye now.
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Aaah!
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You are so special to me.
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I love you like a
brother, you big lug.
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00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,583
Uh... we are brothers, Hades.
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Are you feeling all right?
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I, I feel different. I do.
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Not that I'm OK.
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Po-po!
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Oh, I love you like a
brother, Ya big, slimy fish.
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You know, is it just me,
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or is the H-man getting
mellower by the minute?
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Um, Pain... I-I don't
think Pokey's a he.
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He's not?
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Pokey's g-gonna be a mommy!
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Aah! When?
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Right now!
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- Ho! I better go check that out!
- Dig in!
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I'll handle Mr. Manners, here.
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Boil some water!
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I don't know nothin' about
birthin' no baby sheep!
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Breathe in! Breathe in!
Breathe out! Breathe out!
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Focus! You're a calm
lake! You're a calm lake!
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Ho! What is this? Some
kind of offering to Hecate?
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Get your filthy paws off her!
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Hoo-ah!
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Wa-a-a-h!
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Wah! Hyah!
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00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,458
Ooh! Wa-a-a-h!
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00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,542
Hey! Hold it! Ow! Ho! Hey!
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00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,333
Watch it! Oh! That
was the, ow! Oh! Hey!
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00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,709
Hey, now, hey!
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00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:06,875
You've got a stick,
man. It's just not fair.
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00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,750
Ow, oh, hey.
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00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,667
Come on, Pokey. You can do it!
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00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,625
Push! Push!
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00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:14,917
Cleansing breaths!
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00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:19,625
This one's for Pokey!
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00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:27,792
It's so... beautiful!
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00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,750
Aww! Ohh!
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00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,625
Awww!
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Like mother, like baby.
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Hades!
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00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:42,875
Welcome back...
Your flamelessness?
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00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,375
Ah, don't mind me, boys.
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00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,750
Uh, I can see you're busy.
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00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:50,000
Hmm... Hecate's in
your throne room, boss.
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She sort of, um, took
over the Underworld.
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We told her you'd
be really flamed off!
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No, no, no, no.
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00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,959
Dominating a realm
is a young god's game.
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Boys, retire my number.
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00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,625
Whoa!
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Get real.
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You think you can waltz in here,
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toss a few pebbles
around, and go on home?
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00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:27,250
Think again, junior!
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00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:31,125
This is my Underworld,
and welcome to it!
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Aah!
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00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,875
Hey, good luck.
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00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,267
Hey, I've tried
to waste the kid.
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00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:43,250
He's like a roach. He
keeps coming back.
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00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,959
Hey. Flaming crystal. Nice.
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00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,875
Ha-a-a-des...
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00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,458
Whatever is the matter?
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00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,375
Is your pilot light out?
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00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,000
Yeah, you know, I,
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I am feeling a bit... shvach.
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00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,583
But, I, you know, I
don't like to complain.
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00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,583
We've got a situation
here, old timer.
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It's called the New
Underworld Order!
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00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:09,375
Deal with it!
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00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,125
Whatever. Fair enough.
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00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,542
Bada-bing! Bada-boom!
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00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,291
Ladies, gentlemen...
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Third-rate pretenders
to the throne. Ha!
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00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,750
Hades... is back
in the building!
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00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:38,834
Gotta go! You're welcome!
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00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,333
You were saying?
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00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:44,083
Hey, if you were in my
position, you'd try the same thing.
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00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,917
And if you were
in my position...
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00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,041
Well... I feel better.
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00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:57,000
Congratulations, son.
Mother and child both look fine.
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00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,125
And my ankle's healed up
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just in time for our vacation.
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00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,834
Vacation? Oh, no!
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00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,917
I've had enough
sheep to last me,
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00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,208
don't worry, son. I made
other arrangements.
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00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:11,750
Hi, everybody!
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00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:15,250
We have got such an
exciting weekend planned!
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00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,583
Ohh!
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