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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Lousy, rotten, blockhead flake!
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Phil, babe, What's your damage?
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Great! Just what I need.
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Mister "isn't that
just too nutty?"
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Phil, I haven't
seen you this upset
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since I lost your
autographed Pan flute.
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Hey, Pan doesn't give
autographs anymore.
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It was a collectible.
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Ooh! The brotherhood
of Satyrs, Minotaurs,
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and other half-humans
convention is this weekend.
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And I really wanted to go.
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"Kick up your hooves for one
glorious half-human weekend
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at the Adriatic City
Convention Center."
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That's not far. Take Pegasus.
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It's not that. It's lefty.
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He was supposed
to island-sit for me,
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but he bailed out last minute.
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What a horse's...
Phil, Phil... Phil!
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What do you need lefty for?
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Hercules can watch the
island for the weekend.
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Oh, yeah? And who's
gonna watch him?
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What are you saying, Phil,
I'm not responsible enough?
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Go ahead, go ahead, say it.
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You... are not...
Responsible enough!
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I am so!
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Ow.
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Come on, Philisimo,
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The kid's come a long
way since you took him in.
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Give him a chance
to prove himself.
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Ahh... I don't know.
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Hey, I'll stick around to make
sure everything's copacetic.
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It is only two days.
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You couldn't get
in too much trouble.
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"An all-you-can-graze
blue grass buffet."
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Whoo! You goat kids swing wild.
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You think you're up to this?
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Everything will be
just like you left it.
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Adriatic City, here I come!
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Bye-bye! See ya, Phil!
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Don't worry about a thing, babe.
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Yeah, don't worry!
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Whoa! How great is this?!
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The whole island to myself!
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So, uh, what do
you wanna do first?
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Uh... Go to Speedy Pita?
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Phil is letting you island-sit?
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Oh, I think what
she's really asking is...
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Can we please come over? Please!
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Sure. You don't
mind, do you, Hermes?
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Heh heh. The more the merrier.
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So long as it's
just these two cats.
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Ohh... yes!
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Let's get it to go, baby!
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This isn't yours! The
kitchen is backed up.
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Oh, OK, I see.
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This is speedy pita.
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Where's the speedy part?
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With the pita part.
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You desire speedy service?
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Take five, babe.
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Attention, all!
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The royal parents are
weekending in Delos.
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I have the palatial
villa to myself.
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Thus I am throwing
a lavish affair.
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A splendid time is
guaranteed for all...
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All invited, that is.
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And just for the record,
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you social zeroes are
definitely not invited.
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Oh... zeroes.
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Oh, you know, that
would really hurt...
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If we cared!
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But we don't!
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'Cause we're goin'
to Herc's party,
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Smart guy!
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Whoa, uh, it's not
really a... A party.
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It's more of, like,
a... a get-together.
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No doubt.
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My party, on the other hand,
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is going to be a real Bacchanal!
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Yay! Yay! Yay!
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Oh, yeah! I'm down with that!
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- Adonis, love ya!
- Yeah!
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Oh, Adonis, I'm there!
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A real Bacchanal, yeah!
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Bacchus wouldn't come near
Adonis' party with a 10-foot limbo pole.
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Mmm! Kicky idea!
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What can I get ya here? Huh?
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I'll take... three gyros,
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Ooh, a rack of lamb,
ah, a super Souvlaki,
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whoa, mixed meat kebab.
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Oh, and double up
on the boar jowls.
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I love those boar jowls.
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And, uh... yeah.
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A diet nectar.
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Sure, sure. Right...
right away, doll.
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Oh, everyone,
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This is Bacchus...
Lord of the grape,
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God of parties, and
master of merriment!
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Uh-oh.
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Slide over, kids.
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Ooh! What's this?
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Adonis is having a... Bacchanal?
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Bacchus... You didn't tell me
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you were throwing a
party for prince thing here.
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I'm not.
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Therefore it is not a Bacchanal.
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Hmm. Well, that
would mean Adonis lied.
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That's sort of in the "Affront
to the Gods" category.
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Are we talking
divine retribution?
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No! No!
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It's a misprint.
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I'm not having a Bacchanal.
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It's actually more
of a get-together.
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No doubt.
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That... Was so great.
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Hate to gorge and run.
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I gotta meet an' greet some
Maenads who wanna worship me.
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Go figure! Hey, I'm just
a God who can't say no.
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Bacchus, uh, wait.
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If you're not too busy tonight,
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could you... Liven up my party?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You know, make it
more of a... Bacchanal.
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The son of Zeus!
Are you kidding?
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I'm there! It's par-tay time!
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All right! Yeah, party, man!
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Whoa-ho! Hey, Herc,
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I just brought Bacchus
around to shut up the royal pain.
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Hercules... Can I come
to your Bacchanal?
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The more the merrier, babe.
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Uh, you don't get it.
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Mount Olympus barely
survives Bacchus' Bacchanals,
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and we have cloud furniture!
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Hermes, you don't get it.
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I've never been
this popular before.
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Oh, no, it's true.
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My best friend Herc has got
the whole island to himself, baby.
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Whoa!
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I have to rethink my
whole impression of him.
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I'm in his geometry class.
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Uh, I think it's geometry.
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Are you wearing that?
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Shu-ut! We gotta get
something fresh on.
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This isn't just anyone's party.
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We're talkin' Hercules.
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One party, and Hercules is cool?
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Duh!
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Please.
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OK, OK, have the party.
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Just keep it simple.
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Yes!
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Nice try, Hermes.
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But Bacchus doesn't
do simple, baby.
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Lend me your ears.
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♪ Here's an open invitation ♪
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♪ To the finest
feast in Greece ♪
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♪ It's an awesome celebration ♪
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♪ Guaranteed to
disturb the peace ♪
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♪ It's a gala extravaganza ♪
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♪ With a hot
Cucaracha beat, whoo! ♪
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♪ You don't need to
ask Directions, no, no ♪
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♪ Just follow
your dancin' feet ♪
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♪ At the Bacchanal ♪
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♪ It's a nonstop party ♪
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♪ Oh, look at me, I'm dancing! ♪
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♪ The biggest bash that
Bacchus has ever thrown ♪
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♪ People wall-to-wall ♪
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♪ Gonna party hardy ♪
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♪ Hey! ♪
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♪ We'll boogie to the beat ♪
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♪ Till the sheep come home ♪
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♪ Grape juice gushes
Straight from the fountain ♪
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♪ Shake it up and Slide
down the mountain ♪
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♪ Strike a pose So
everyone knows you're cool ♪
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Ha ha ha!
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♪ Lift those hips And
move to the conga ♪
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♪ Steal a kiss,
Scream cowabunga! ♪
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♪ Mosh pit meltdown ♪
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♪ Everyone in
the pool, me first! ♪
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♪ At the Bacchanal ♪
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- ♪ It's a nonstop party ♪
- ♪ Boom, boom!
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♪ The biggest bash that
Bacchus has Ever thrown ♪
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Ay-yi-yi!
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♪ People wall-to-wall ♪
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♪ Gonna party hardy ♪
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Ah, yeah!
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♪ You're sure to have a
ball At the Bacchanal ♪
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♪ Bbrrrrr! ♪
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♪ Be-ba-ba-ba-be-be
ba-be-ba-ba ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-boo-bay! ♪
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I can't tell ya, am I
havin' a good time?
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Uh, good party.
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That does it!
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If you think I'm just
going to stand by
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while Hercules ruins my weekend,
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you are sadly mistaken,
my hired friend.
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We are going to Hercules' party,
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and we are going now!
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Limbo lower now.
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Ha ha! See, Hermes,
there's nothin' to worry about.
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Everything is copacetic!
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Heads up.
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Hey!
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My face!
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Epic party, Hercules!
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Yaaaah!
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Bacchus, uh, I...
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I think we should
slow it down now!
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Hey!
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So... this is a real Bacchanal.
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Arriba!
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Indeed... no mere get-together,
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this was a real Bacchanal,
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and the funky rhythm was felt
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far beyond the
shore of Phil's island...
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From a confused
crew of oarsmen...
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To a drowned-out
bevy of sirens...
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To a sleepless Poseidon,
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The God of the sea himself.
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The party had
gone out of bounds.
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Unh, lousy, rotten neighbors.
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Do they know what tide it is?
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Gah! I oughta...
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Yaaah!
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That does it!
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Party's... over!
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So that wasn't just
a fashion statement.
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This... could not get any worse.
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Well, well.
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Looks like I came just in time.
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I stand corrected.
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Who's ready to come to my party?
260
00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:39,250
- Whoo-hoo!
- Let's party! Yeah!
261
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,917
Party at Adonis'! Whoo-whoo!
262
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,709
He's in my shop class.
263
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,375
I think it's shop.
264
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,917
I'm already yesterday's news.
265
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,208
Uh, bad break, babe.
266
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,417
Ya know, popularity is
267
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,542
a what-have-you-done
for-me-lately kinda gig.
268
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,705
I should've seen it coming.
269
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,458
Why else would Cassandra
wear a life vest to a party?
270
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,709
I thought the subtle
approach might work.
271
00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:00,959
Hey, buddy!
272
00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:02,166
Need a lift?!
273
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,375
No, thanks. I'm stuck here...
274
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,083
Island-sitting.
275
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:09,291
Reckless, irresponsible Hercules
276
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,500
didn't know what to do next.
277
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,709
Ohh, he's in one of his moods.
278
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,750
Come on, Bob, cut
the boy some slack.
279
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,250
Excuse me, but
he sank an island.
280
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,166
It's not like it's Atlantis.
281
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,690
Well, baby, all he's got to do
is beg Poseidon for forgiveness
282
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,917
and ask him to unsink it.
283
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000
I don't think Poseidon
284
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,625
is gonna be too happy to see me.
285
00:12:28,709 --> 00:12:31,041
OK, now you're
just makin' trouble
286
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,250
where there isn't any.
287
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,875
Uh, I guess you're right.
288
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,166
Aaaah!
289
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,917
Whoa-ho!
290
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,125
Whoops. Missed me.
291
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,667
Oop! Missed me again.
292
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:51,083
Missed me again. Uh, what?-ho!
293
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,792
OK, that was close.
294
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,166
Unh!
295
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,625
Aaaaah! Hermes!
296
00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,291
Gotcha!
297
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,000
Unh!
298
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,083
Yaaah! Yaaah!
299
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,625
Oh, squiggles!
300
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,250
Fetch, boy!
301
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:21,834
Ha ha ha!
302
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:23,166
Sorry about the guard squid.
303
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,250
He's not fixed, you know, and...
304
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,583
Oh, it's you.
305
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,166
Squiggles!
306
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,333
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
307
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,559
I'll never have
another party again!
308
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,000
Can I get a witness?
309
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:36,208
Uh-huh, and I suppose now
you want your island back.
310
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,291
Well, forget it!
311
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,291
Thanks to your
beach party blowout,
312
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:41,125
I've got a splitting headache
313
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,583
and bags under my
eyes the size of belugas.
314
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:47,625
Poseidon, amigo, ya
gotta help us out here.
315
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,166
He's your nephew.
316
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,333
I'll do anything... Uncle po-po.
317
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:56,750
Well... There is
something you can do.
318
00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,250
What? Anything.
319
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,959
Argus has this
miracle eye cream.
320
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,542
Sends the bags packin', ya know.
321
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,709
But the selfish
monster won't share!
322
00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,208
You get me some
of that eye cream,
323
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,917
and I'll give
you... Your island.
324
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,792
Done.
325
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,458
Argus!
326
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,041
Maybe we should split up.
327
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:21,709
Arrgggh!
328
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,166
We just wanna
talk to you... Whoa!
329
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,250
Uh, Argus, Babela,
we come in peace.
330
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,917
Hermes!
331
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,417
I love that you can do that.
332
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,583
Isn't that just too nutty?
333
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,333
Ohh, if you're not a
sight for sore eyes.
334
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,208
Don't go there. Too easy.
335
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,834
So how's your latté?
336
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:45,917
Mmm, tasty.
337
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,083
So, uh, about the eye cream.
338
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:51,250
Hermes, baby, you're killin' me.
339
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,667
Here, you want
lip balm? Take two.
340
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,750
Oh, and I have got
341
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:58,041
an aloe vera scalp
conditioner to die for.
342
00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,041
But the eye cream...
343
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,834
I can barely make
enough for myself.
344
00:15:02,959 --> 00:15:07,959
Mmm, however...
Argus finally agreed
345
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,166
to give Hercules some eye cream
346
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,333
if he could get cupid to
give him one of his arrows.
347
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:18,125
Hmm, I wonder who Argus
got his eyes on. Ha ha ha!
348
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,917
Well, it's not like
you're gonna set him up
349
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,291
on a blind date.
350
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:25,875
Cute! Now, can we
get on with the story?
351
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,309
You want an arrow?
352
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,959
I can give you a
whole quiver of 'em
353
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,125
if you get this stupid
song out of my head!
354
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,417
- What song?
- Aphrodite.
355
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,458
♪ Aphrodite, Aphrodite ♪
356
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:38,583
♪ The goddess of love ♪
357
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,917
Ohh! You are not helping!
358
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,667
Oh, but we can.
359
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,709
A splash of water from
the pool of forgetfulness.
360
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,125
Yeah, that'll do it.
361
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,917
Do you know how
humiliated I was?
362
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,792
Red-faced, your insidiousness?
363
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:55,375
There I am, buying a
client's farewell dinner
364
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,333
at the trendiest restaurant
east of the Elysian fields
365
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,208
when my Grecian
Express card is rejected!
366
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,125
How can that be?
367
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,500
Y-you're always so
prompt with your payments.
368
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,875
I don't know. Unless...
369
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:11,291
Unless someone has
been running up my card.
370
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,709
We are mall rats!
371
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,041
For a live guy,
372
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,750
I sure find myself in
the land of the dead a lot.
373
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,667
Nice place to
visit and all that.
374
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,333
Wha-ha! Whoo!
375
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,125
Oh, no! It's Hercules!
376
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,500
The boss can vent
on his patootie.
377
00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,709
Shh! Shh!
378
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,250
No, no, no. Ix-nay
on the Oss-Bay, babe.
379
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:36,375
I am a master at
the art of negotiation.
380
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,500
Fine. What do you want?
381
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:41,000
How about, uh,
flameproof shorts?
382
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,583
Yes. Flameproof shorts.
383
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,875
This was the
toughest challenge yet.
384
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:48,208
But Hephaestus,
the mighty smith God,
385
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:49,709
owed Hermes a favor.
386
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,041
Hephaestus has
387
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,041
a speaking engagement at the...
388
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,625
Brotherhood of
Satyrs, Minotaurs,
389
00:16:56,709 --> 00:17:00,000
and other half-humans
convention.
390
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,291
Relax. It's a huge place.
391
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:40,291
The odds we'll run into
Phil are a million to... whoa!
392
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:44,834
Ah, Hephaestus' lectures
are always so lame.
393
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:48,750
What say we go to the Satyr
night fever dance instead?
394
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,834
I thought you said the
odds were a million to one!
395
00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,500
I, uh, I always
hit the long shots.
396
00:17:58,125 --> 00:17:59,291
Now what?
397
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,417
Hurry. I promised Sophocles
398
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,041
I'd get this costume back
before his second matinee.
399
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,041
[grunts.
400
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,333
Shh! Quiet! Shh!
401
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,417
Hubba!
402
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,667
Phil likes the new filly.
403
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,875
What?! I oughta...
404
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,208
Beat it, sister! And I mean now.
405
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,000
Uh, excuse me?
406
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,959
Go move in on
someone else's half-man!
407
00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:57,792
Leave mine alone!
408
00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,000
Oya!
409
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:01,000
Uh-huh, no problem.
410
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:04,417
Ladies! There's plenty
of me to go around.
411
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,709
You can... Philpool.
412
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,667
Wha...?! Oof!
413
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:14,709
Incoming!
414
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,792
Oh, I am so sorry.
415
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,083
And you with your Doric leg!
416
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:21,000
Hey, Hephaestus, babe! I, uh...
417
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,333
You see, there was
this Zany Centaur, and...
418
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,458
Ah, another story, another time.
419
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,208
Can we talk flameproof shorts?
420
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:29,875
Oh, ho! Whoa!
421
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:32,709
Too much! Oh, my flutes!
What have you done?!
422
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:36,375
I'm sorry. I was just
trying to find Hephaestus.
423
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,166
Hey, you know,
lecture's over, man.
424
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,458
He's, like, gone!
425
00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:44,000
Huh, wait, hey, hold just a
second. Do you need a flute?
426
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,375
Autographed. Fell off a barge.
427
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,166
Ahh, I owe ya one, Heph.
428
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,959
This is really gonna
mean a lot to Hercules.
429
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:55,875
I just hope he doesn't spill the
beans to Phil in the meantime.
430
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,834
Phil, I've... got a
confession to make.
431
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,583
Kid, what are you doin' here?
432
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,959
You spilled somethin' on
my golden fleece, didn't ya?
433
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,875
Among other things.
434
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:08,875
Ohh, maybe I'd
better just show you.
435
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,625
Hey, um, save me
a dance, sweetness.
436
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,875
I've been workin' on
my trojan two-step.
437
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:20,166
Ohh! Poor Herc.
438
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,250
Poor Herc?! Gimme a break!
439
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,375
He's got a life of
adventure and crazy hijinks.
440
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,083
Sure, you guys don't complain.
441
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,125
You got to go to his party!
442
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,542
Is that what's got
your toga in a twist?
443
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,792
Even Phil got to go to
a convention, but me, I...
444
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:35,500
I never get to do anything.
445
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:37,125
Ohh, Bobby baby,
446
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:40,583
How about we take you out
for ice cream after the story?
447
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,458
Can I get rainbow sprinkles?
448
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,583
Then let's bring this baby home.
449
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,375
OK...
450
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,875
Phil and Hercules were on
their way back to Phil's island.
451
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,250
Phil still didn't know that his
island was below sea level.
452
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,041
So all Hermes had to do was
453
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,959
get the flameproof
shorts to pain and panic...
454
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:01,500
I feel so gaul-ish! Yeah!
455
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,917
Get the bottle of water from the
pool of forgetfulness to cupid...
456
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,375
Ahh!
457
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,500
The song is gone.
458
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,917
I can't remember a word of it.
459
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,458
Why am I wearing a diaper?
460
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,291
Get cupid's arrow
to Argus... Yahoo!
461
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:21,125
I'm not spendin' next Saturday
night curled up with a book!
462
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,542
And give Poseidon
the eye cream...
463
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,291
Ahh, it's like butter.
464
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,083
So he could unsink Phil's island
465
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,959
before Phil and
Hercules got home.
466
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:32,750
Gaagh! No problem.
467
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,250
So? What do you gotta show me?
468
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,000
Show? Show? Nothing.
Nothing to show.
469
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,917
Uh, right, Herc?
470
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,375
You were right, Phil.
471
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:46,500
I wasn't responsible
enough to watch your island.
472
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,083
In fact, if it wasn't
for Hermes,
473
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:51,208
y-you wouldn't even
have an island right now.
474
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,083
Thanks for tellin'
the truth, kid.
475
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,834
But if you think I'm lettin'
you off the hook, think again!
476
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,500
20 laps! Now!
477
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,000
You, too, wing boy!
478
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,208
Why, Herc?
479
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,208
We were home free!
480
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,458
I couldn't lie to Phil.
481
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,000
Besides, it's only 20 laps.
482
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,667
Make that 20,000!
483
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,041
What?! Oh, Phil!
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