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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Aah!
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Oh!
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Unh!
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Help me!
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Aah!
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Whoa, whoa whoa!
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Help, somebody!
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A big strong hero, for example!
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I'll save you! Aah!
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Ughh!
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Help, I say!
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I repeat!
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Help!
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Uh-oh.
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Help!
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I'm not kidding!
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Ooh, thank you,
you big strong hero.
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Not the fastest
rescue on record,
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but at least you
finally got to...
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Uh, Phil, there's something you should
know about this damsel in distress.
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What are you... Ahem!
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What are you talking about?
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She's uh, not quite a damsel.
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Yech! This is the last time
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I'm ordering from the
Zero To Hero catalog.
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Well, the rescue
still counts, right?
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I mean, just because
it's a dude in distress
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doesn't make a
difference, does it?
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Kid, it only makes
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all the difference in the world.
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Listen, hero rule number
147, dudes save damsels.
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Women are delicate,
frail, and helpless.
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That's what they do... delicate
stuff, like cooking and cleaning.
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But isn't that stuff hard work?
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The point is, if you're
gonna be a real hero,
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you gotta rescue
damsels, not some dude.
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But what about the
time I saved you?
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That is totally different.
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Really? Ha! How!
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Well, it's... I mean...
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Hey, would you look at the time?
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You better get to school, hero.
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Home greconomics.
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Ugh, how I dread this class!
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Oh, but muffin cakes,
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it prepares us for the day when
we're equal domestic partners.
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Plus you get to
eat your mistakes!
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Ho!
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I was being narrow-minded.
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It's my life that I dread.
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OK. Simmer down, people.
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Let's get cooking!
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Ha ha ha!
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Uh, ahem!
Okey-dokey, artichokies,
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Today we'll be making
stuffed olive surprise,
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and home-baked pita bread!
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Yummy!
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Let's all measure
out two cups of flour.
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Uh, flour... cup.
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You... do it.
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Now add just a
pinch of baking soda.
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Ha! Very funny. Look,
you're the girl, so you should...
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Make you do the
cooking. It's only natural.
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Separate the eggs.
Don't fall behind now.
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Tempest, come on.
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Food preparation
is your department.
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I'm a warrior, not a cook.
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Well, I never cooked in my life!
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And it's time you start!
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- Tempest!
- Hercules!
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Hey, guys, can I borrow some...
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Flour?
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Ha ha ha!
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Ho, yeah!
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Thank you! Huh?
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Honey, see what fun
they're having over here?
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Oh, come on. You gotta admit,
that was... that was kinda funny.
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Perhaps it was
slightly humorous.
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What-what's wrong?
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If I got caught smiling,
I'd be hauled away
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in an instant.
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Wh... Aw, come on.
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- Who would...
- Aah!
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Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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Hyah!
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- Hyah!
- Hyah!
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Aah!
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You have brought shame
to your Amazon sisters.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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Mind your own business!
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All right! Move out!
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Come on!
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Let go of her!
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Huh?
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Stuffed olive loaf, huh?
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Which way did they go?
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If I tell you the docks,
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will you go racing
off into a situation
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you cannot possibly comprehend?
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I gotta save Tempest!
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Just checking.
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Stroke!
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Looks like our boy Herc's
about to learn a lesson
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in tough from Tempest
and the Amazons.
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And, honey, Miss
Tempest is a purring kitten
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compared to her mama!
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, thanks for
covering for me, ladies.
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My yoga class
went a little long.
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No problem, bobby, baby.
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Oh, now, where were we?
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Settin' sail for the
island of the Amazons.
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And a date with Queen Hippolyta.
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Atten-hut, ladies!
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Do you pathetic,
lilly-livered papa's girls
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have the nerve to call
yourselves Amazons?
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Yes, Queen Hippolyta!
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Had that exercise
been actual combat,
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our heads would be
skewered on pikes by now.
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And we'd deserve it!
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Was that a flinch?
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Uh, eh, um...
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I didn't catch that.
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Queen, yes, queen!
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Scorpion pit, now.
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With pleasure, Your Highness!
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Hut, hut, hut!
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Are you still here?
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Hut, hut, hut!
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Out of my way!
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Unh! Unh! Unh! Ugh!
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Unh! Mother!
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What is the meaning
of this outrage?
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Well, well.
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If it isn't little miss
hearts and flowers.
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Meaning what?
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Face it, Tempest,
you've lost your edge.
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Gone soft, weak. Dainty.
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This report on your
activities disgusts me!
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I never should've listened to
your father about that school.
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You spied on me?
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September 16, a
sophomore cuts in front of you
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in the lunch line
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and survives to tell the tale.
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Yes, but he'll never
walk the same.
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November 5, shop class.
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A nail goes through your thumb
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and you let others
see you wince in pain.
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I made no audible gasp.
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November 8...
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Who are you and
what do you want?
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Uh... The name's Hercules.
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I've come to rescue Tempest?
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Ha! To suggest that
an Amazon warrior
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needs help from a man is an
insult that will cost you dearly!
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Now, take your
punishment like a woman!
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I meant it nicely!
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Honest!
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After him!
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Not a bad effort,
for the weaker sex.
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March 19, while
competing in a spelling bee,
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you faltered on
the word eviscerate.
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Oh! You're right, Mother.
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I am weak.
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I disgust myself!
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Everything is mixed up
at that school, Tempest.
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And it's turning you to mush.
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I've been so blind!
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You belong here,
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where you can hone your
womanly skills as a warrior
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until you're pure lethal weapon.
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Only then will you be
worthy of the golden girdle.
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Whoa. Hold the phone.
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Did she say girdle?
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You heard right, baby.
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We're talking 18 hours
of 24-karat support.
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Yes, the golden girdle.
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Gift from ares and lingerie
of the Amazon queen.
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But this shiny undergarment
is not a birthright.
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Even a princess
must earn the honor
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of becoming one of the
few, the proud, the girdled.
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I'll do anything, Mother.
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I beg for a chance
to prove myself!
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Then tonight, I will put
you to the challenge!
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This night will seem
like a punishing, grueling,
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brain-numbing eternity.
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Gut-wrenching pain
will be your only friend.
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Hey, princess!
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Hi, Dad.
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What are you doing
home from school?
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Tonight she's
taking the challenge!
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Ah, they grow up so fast.
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Don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great!
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A warrior is never nervous.
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I will meet the challenge
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or I do not deserve to
live to see another day.
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Oh, man, again with
all that warrior garbage.
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Don't start with me.
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Come on, Hippolyta,
she's our little girl.
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Now, now, don't worry your
handsome little head over it.
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She'll be fine.
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Oh, Mother knows best.
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Here. I thought you
might like a little snack.
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Mmm! Mmm!
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Dynamite ribs, hon. Gotta run.
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I'm late for a demonstration
of the new catapult.
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Hmm, just a bit more garlic.
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Where is Her Highness?
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What am I, paté, chopped liver?
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Oh, it's a food joke, you know?
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Ah, never mind.
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Her Highness, my king?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
give her the message.
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Please inform her
that this man was found
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trying to infiltrate the island.
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He claims to be
here to... get this...
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Rescue princess Tempest!
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It's true!
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I saw her at school... Aah.
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I'll take responsibility
for the prisoner.
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Send him to the kitchen!
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OK, Herc, let's make some eats.
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No, first, we're gonna take
some of these young grape leaves
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fresh out of my secret garden.
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Now just drop them into
some lightly salted boiling water.
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Bam! That's what
they call blanchin, Herc.
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You let 'em blanch until the
get, like, this darkish green color.
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You see?
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Hey, kid, come on. Chop chop.
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These dolmas won't make
themselves, you know.
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No offense, sir, but
I'm a hero in training.
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This is woman's work.
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Hey, let me tell you, pal.
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When the queen
and my little Tempest
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come in from a hard day
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and enjoy a meal
that I've prepared,
264
00:12:52,667 --> 00:12:54,125
Ha! Guess who's the hero?
265
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,458
You're Tempest's father?
266
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,792
Yeah, behind every good
woman, there's a man.
267
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:59,125
All right, now.
268
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,709
Let's kick it up a few notches.
269
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,458
But I've come to save Tempest.
270
00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:03,583
Where is she? Is she OK?
271
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,792
Hey, good question.
Let me ask you one.
272
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,041
You ever think
about waiting tables?
273
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,291
Keep stirring.
274
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,208
Hey, come and get it!
275
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,371
I hope you guys are hungry.
276
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,250
Don't worry. I'm star... Oh!
277
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,166
What's wrong, Tempest?
278
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:18,083
I... just realized,
279
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,667
I should be training
for the challenge!
280
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,000
Come on, sweetie.
281
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,750
You need to eat to
keep up your strength.
282
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,709
I'll have Herc... the servant
make me something to go.
283
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,000
What are you doing here?
284
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,291
I've come to rescue you.
285
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,083
Quiet! Or I'll have to
snip your vocal chords.
286
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,792
- But...
- Listen closely.
287
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,291
The only reason
I'd ever need help
288
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:38,542
is if my mother knew a
man came to rescue me!
289
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,792
Shee! We never covered
this in damsel distress training.
290
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:42,875
Move it!
291
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,583
The coast is clear. Go.
292
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,291
But at school, you looked
like you were in bigtime trouble.
293
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,535
That's nothing compared to...
294
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:53,291
Aah.
295
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:59,166
It's almost time for the
princess to begin the challenge.
296
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,917
Ha! Hate to be in
her sandals tonight.
297
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,166
Um, we really need to talk.
298
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,333
Let's go!
299
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,125
Huh.
300
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:26,250
I really need a
vacation... Or a boyfriend.
301
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,333
I swear by the Amazonian sun,
302
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:34,583
setting you free will
be my absolute last
303
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,208
moment of weakness. Now, go!
304
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,667
Wait. Are you saying that
you don't want me here?
305
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,750
Yes!
306
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:43,041
But you will be
coming back to school?
307
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:46,333
So I can turn into a spineless
bleeding heart like you?
308
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,083
I'll never go back.
309
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,583
Does that mean that you're
not going to cook anything
310
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,166
for our home grec project?
311
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:53,250
Right! Got it.
312
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,458
I must not be late.
313
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,917
So, you're bailing out, huh?
314
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,601
- King Darius!
- Hey, if you want to leave,
315
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,959
I can completely understand.
316
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,750
It's just that I thought you were
kickin' around the word "hero."
317
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,417
Ready for the challenge?
318
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,917
I'm at the pinnacle of
my feminine fighting form.
319
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,667
Good, now you must endure
the entire night in the treachrous.
320
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,000
Amazonian wilderness.
321
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,959
By the light of the moon, you
must find your way to girdle rock.
322
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,000
You will face
woman-eating beasts,
323
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,875
skin-melting vegetation,
324
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:26,041
and spine-snapping traps.
325
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,750
If dawn finds you alive,
326
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:32,125
you will be truly worthy of
wearing the golden girdle.
327
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,208
Thanks, Mom.
328
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:34,667
Girdle?
329
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:38,291
Um, I don't think Tempest is
going to want my help with that.
330
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,333
Hey, say you're
making pilaki, right?
331
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,537
And you want to kick it up
a notch with some bay leaf.
332
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,250
Most chefs say, "Hey,
it doesn't need bay leaf."
333
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:49,083
But that doesn't mean that the pilaki
maybe couldn't use a little bay leaf.
334
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,208
You know what I'm saying?
335
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,375
I... think so.
336
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,291
Uh, what's pilaki?
337
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,667
Oh, forget the pilaki.
338
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,333
I'm talkin' about Tempest here.
339
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,625
Come dawn's light,
340
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:05,583
I shall be golden girdled!
341
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,500
- Tempest.
- Mother?
342
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,917
Fail, and you shame us all.
343
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,583
Ahem! Understood.
344
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,583
Questions.
345
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:19,917
Will Tempest overcome her
challenge and earn the golden girdle?
346
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,417
Will Hercules help
her or go home?
347
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,750
When will the music start?
348
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,792
Oops, that's my cue.
349
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,959
Ohh!
350
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,250
Whoa... oh... oh... oh!
351
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,667
Whoa!
352
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:27,417
Whoa!
353
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,750
Fear is weakness. I am not weak.
354
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,309
Therefore, I'm not afraid.
355
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,333
Aah!
356
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,458
Huh?
357
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,041
And you said you
didn't need my help.
358
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,041
I don't need your help,
359
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,583
and for the last time,
I don't want your help!
360
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:47,583
Ha ha! But that doesn't mean
you couldn't use a little help.
361
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,333
It's like, uh,
bay leaf in pilaki.
362
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,875
Waah!
363
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,959
Oh, thanks, Tempest!
364
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,125
You saved me.
365
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,000
Never say any of those words to me
again or I'll string you up by your uvula.
366
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,375
Now, that's your mother talking.
367
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,625
How did a weak
man-child like you
368
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,291
survive black widows peak?
369
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,125
Oh, your dad knew a shortcut.
370
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,417
I hear the wilderness
here is really nasty.
371
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,333
Get out of here!
372
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,417
Now!
373
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,250
Ow!
374
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,250
This is all your fault!
375
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,667
I was only trying to help.
376
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:30,709
Your help may have
cost me the golden girdle!
377
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,417
Hey! Hey! Hello!
378
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,250
I'm laughing here!
379
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,375
Wanna know why I feel so up?
380
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,375
I'm gonna crush
you both to a pulp!
381
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,250
Oh, I feel good!
382
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:48,917
Hoo-hoo! The queen mother
didn't tell you about me, did she?
383
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,375
Oh, no. That girdle
don't come easy, baby,
384
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:53,667
Uh-uh!
385
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:54,667
Let me handle this.
386
00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,291
Now way! I'm the hero!
387
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,667
Let me handle it!
388
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,583
Ooh, chile, get down!
389
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,017
Tempest, do you
realize that even now,
390
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,458
when we're about to be
crushed, We're arguing?
391
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,059
I think I should
handle the situation.
392
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,542
You think you should.
393
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,333
Wrong. I now I
should. I'm the girl.
394
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,378
That's exactly what I'm talking
about! I said girls should do the cooking.
395
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,500
You said guys should.
396
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,667
You said girls are the
warriors. I said guys,
397
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,583
But you know what?
398
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,067
I've learned that whoever wants
to do something should do it.
399
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,333
Can we at least agree on that?
400
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,625
If I let you handle this,
401
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,750
will you just stop talking?
402
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,166
Absolutely!
403
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,417
OK, hero, handle away.
404
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:34,250
OK. Uh, got any ideas?
405
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,917
Uh, I've got one.
406
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,792
Start screaming!
407
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,000
Hey, ow!
408
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,000
Let's run!
409
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,083
Hurry!
410
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:47,125
Take my hand.
411
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:54,333
My face cracked!
412
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:58,125
Come on!
413
00:19:58,709 --> 00:19:59,583
We made it!
414
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,166
Girdle rock!
415
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,166
I will never underestimate
a woman again.
416
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,250
Bravo, Tempest!
417
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,291
Look, Your Highness, tempest
has captured our escaped prisoner.
418
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,500
Good work, butch.
Finish him off.
419
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,917
And the golden girdle is yours!
420
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,875
I was just trying to help!
421
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,959
I-I was the bay leaf.
422
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,291
Another word from
you, mister man,
423
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,792
and I'll fillet you myself.
424
00:20:25,041 --> 00:20:26,917
But this is not fair, Mother.
425
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Tempest.
426
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,959
I am sorry, Mother.
427
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:32,125
I shall not don the girdle.
428
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:35,500
I cannot skewer a man
simply for trying to help.
429
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,667
You are no daughter of mine.
430
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:39,583
And you are fillet!
431
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:43,917
Ha ha! Filet? Ah, you're
pickin' up my kitchen lingo.
432
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,500
I'm all misty-eyed here.
433
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,303
Darius, go home. This
is no place for a man.
434
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,834
Hey, now, that's
a nice brochette.
435
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,208
Darius.
436
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,291
Hippolyta, the
prisoner didn't escape.
437
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,959
I sent him here to help Tempest.
438
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,959
How could you?
439
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,792
Hey, I'm takin' and
old heavy recipe,
440
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,643
and I'm lightenin' it up
for the modern palate.
441
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,667
You know what I mean?
442
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,250
Get back in your kitchen.
443
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:08,458
No, Hippolyta. It's
time for a change...
444
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,041
for a new kind of
Amazon to wear the gold.
445
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,000
Daddy?
446
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,792
One who knows that
compassion is not a weakness.
447
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,291
Cookin', Darius!
448
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,375
Let it be Tempest.
449
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,125
Mmm-mmm!
450
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,875
Delicious!
451
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:31,583
Hercules, that is
a mighty tasty dish!
452
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:36,875
Do I detect a hint
of, uh... Bay leaf?
453
00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:40,583
Well, sometimes it's needed,
if you know what I mean?
454
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,041
Let me taste that.
455
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,333
Mmm, now that's pilaki.
456
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,000
Hey, you know, if this
hero stuff falls through,
457
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,041
you've got a future in
the kitchen, my friend.
458
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,041
King Darius, well, that means...
459
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:55,000
I'm back! And my parents
wanted a tour of my school!
460
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:56,959
Well, I can see where.
461
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:59,709
Tempest gets her coquettish
good looks, Your Highness.
462
00:21:59,792 --> 00:22:01,041
Oy!
463
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:03,458
And her winning personality.
464
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:08,250
Hey, now, looks like we're
gonna make us some gravy! Bam!
465
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:09,709
This man is my husband!
466
00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,417
Listen and learn...
467
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,709
Or else.
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